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  1. Not suspicious at all... on Tour of the Deep Underground Science and Engineering Lab · · Score: 1

    Being lured into a cave by men in lab coats who want to show you something cool?

  2. Star Trek on Astronauts Could Get Lazier As Mars Mission Progresses · · Score: 5, Funny

    Explains why Riker stopped shaving second season.

  3. Re:Who would bid on something like that? on Want To Buy a Used Spaceport? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Richard Branson probably already has a place to dock.

  4. I'd be worried on AI Systems Designing Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey, this is just regular chess - except it renamed all the pawns 'Puny Humans'!"

  5. Street smart on IQ 'a Myth,' Study Says · · Score: 1

    tak3 that book smartz LOL!

    Im off 2 by lottary ticks now cuz I CANT LOOSE!!!!!!

  6. Re:Are we any smarter than we were 2000 years ago? on Google Brings the Dead Sea Scrolls To the Digital Age · · Score: 1

    I noticed the little watermark DRM in the corner of the scrolls, so I'd say we're just as stupid.

  7. The problem with being open about funding... on Kickstarter Technology Projects Ship · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm waiting for venture capital to start cherry picking ideas from Kickstarter and racing them to market. Kickstarter is almost like free market research.

    Sure, a Kickstarter project might engender loyalty, but how long will that last after Kickstarter projects get a reputation for late delivery and failure?

  8. I think what you mean is: on North Korea's Satellite Is Out of Control · · Score: 1

    "Rejoice, for the Supreme Leader's weaponized satellite is close to striking a blow against western oppression."

  9. Re:not more boat people on Swimming Robot Reaches Australia After Record-Breaking Trip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, it'll get through. They were smart and painted it white.

  10. Remember the day you learned... on Coderdojo Inspires Coding In Kids As Young As Seven · · Score: 2

    20 Goto 10

    *Sob* Precious memories I hope all kids will have....

  11. Re:Why is McAfee's affair on Slashdot? on McAfee May Have Been Captured · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's an excuse to take a very serious situation and to make security/software/virus puns about it.

    The Slashdot I used to visit was always like this.

  12. I hope he has a speedy... on McAfee May Have Been Captured · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....30 day trial.

  13. Maybe we should ask... on Should Inventions Be Automatically Owned By Your Employer? · · Score: 1

    The Shusters, Siegals and Ditkos of the world...

  14. Let's send a message to those state spies. Maybe if we all download the filthiest pornography we can find and....

    Oh. I see.

    Never mind.

  15. "Dearest Benito, bunker is boring. Eva going stir crazy. Any idea how Battle for Berlin going?"

  16. Can't find a pirate? on Police Raid Home of 9-Year-Old Pirate Bay User, Seize "Winnie the Pooh" Laptop · · Score: 1

    Go after the cabin boy (or girl in this case).

  17. Does this mean... on Google Develops Context-Aware Voice Search For TV · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...if I tell someone I'm getting up to take a crap, it'll switch to Fox News?

  18. I won't believe it till I see it on Invisibility Tech Demo Tomorrow In NYC · · Score: 1

    Or don't.

  19. Don't be too disappointed... on Honda's "Micro Commuter" Features Swappable Bodies · · Score: 1

    The last body is actually a battle robot.

    It is Japan, people.

  20. Re:A couch potato's dream come true on Mind-Controlled Robot Avatars Inch Towards Reality · · Score: 1

    I imagine they'll also need to know how to sponge bathe and spoon you too.

  21. Re:Mix this with quantum entanglement on Mind-Controlled Robot Avatars Inch Towards Reality · · Score: 2

    It just so happens that turning right, walking forward and then picking up a can off a table is Zeta Reticulan for 'we offer ourselves as your slaves'.

  22. Little did they know that... on Mind-Controlled Robot Avatars Inch Towards Reality · · Score: 1

    ....Reality was a small town in Iowa. The war would begin soon.

  23. Re:"Wall st. analysts" have suggested Intel? on AMD Hires Bank To Explore Sale Options · · Score: 2

    It's probably the time to mention that the qualification to be a 'Wall St Analyst' is to be standing on Wall Street and wildly waving one's arms like they're in the background of the Today show.

    The fact that no specific analyst is being mentioned implies they couldn't even find that.

  24. This is modern terrorism. on 80,000lbs of Walnuts Purloined In Northern California · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hitting America where it hurts....the nuts.

  25. Avengers rather than 'excitement' on Department of Homeland Security Wants Nerds For a New "Cyber Reserve'" · · Score: 1

    It could be a hard sell, but if Samuel L. Jackson called, I'm sure people would join. Of course, Anonymous would have to kill the Phil Coulson of nerds first.

    "There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could... "