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  1. Would have been more Halloweenish if... on In Time For Halloween: 9 New Tarantula Species Discovered · · Score: 1

    ...they were discovered right behind you NOW

    Boo.

  2. Ouch, my liver... on Using Winemaking Waste For Making Fuel · · Score: 1

    When my high school physics teacher said science was an enabler, I never expected this.

  3. Could be awesome.... on Is Non-Prescription ADHD Medication Use Ever Ethical? · · Score: 1

    If you think Lance Armstrong, Keith Richards and Ben Johnson are forming a super team to take on the alien Chitauri and all they need is a super intellect to round out the team, I can't see it as unethical.

  4. Speciesism... on Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech · · Score: 2

    I think we've discovered the Alexandra Wallace of the whale world.

  5. Ridiculous future for movie assassins on How Hair Can be Used To Track Where You've Been · · Score: 1

    Gloves then shower cap?

  6. Re:Design for manufacturing? on Foxconn Thinks the iPhone 5 Is a Pain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because robots have more human rights in China.

  7. Horrible future on Magic Finger Turns Any Surface Into a Touch Interface · · Score: 5, Funny

    An annoying smartphone ringing can be muted by touching the bag that it’s in. The wearer can start an app or send a saved text message by touching a logo on their shirt.

    I'd be afraid to scratch myself or use a urinal without safe search on.

  8. Does this make MySpace.... on Study: Online Social Influence Has the Strongest Effect On Voting Behavior · · Score: 1

    ...the Zoidberg of online social influence?

  9. Seems kind of obvious on How Does the Tiny Waterbear Survive In Outer Space? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being dragged out of your home and subjected to solar radiation and a vacuum?

    I expect they live only for revenge.

  10. Re:What about this? on Despite Clay Minerals, Early Mars Might Have Been Dry · · Score: 0

    A magical deity did it. He did it in 7 days. Took a break in the middle.

    It was an early beta, that's why he didn't let animals run around in it.

  11. Re:Dry? on Despite Clay Minerals, Early Mars Might Have Been Dry · · Score: 2

    I know a couple of boys from Hazzard County that could solve it too.

  12. Sounds like a Japanese cartoon... on Researchers Engineer Light-Activated Skeletal Muscle · · Score: 2

    Super Photosensitive Epileptic Robots GO!

  13. It sends a strong message on If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We? · · Score: 4, Funny

    We made a species extinct, then brought it back, then made it extinct again!

    No flightless bird f*cks with humanity.

  14. I'm looking at you... on 2nd Largest Liquefied Natural Gas Producer Knocked Offline In Malware Attack · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....1st Largest Liquefied Natural Gas Producer, Qatargas!

  15. Aww, they're so adorable... on Harvard Creates Cyborg Tissues · · Score: 1

    ...they're trying to take over that iPod!

  16. Re:They are lead by... on Google Building Privacy Red Team · · Score: 1

    Then mod me Insightful? ;)

  17. There's also a Privacy Blue Team on Google Building Privacy Red Team · · Score: 1

    It charges $4.95 a minute.

  18. Re:Oxymoron on Google Building Privacy Red Team · · Score: 2

    Passive-aggressive?

  19. They are lead by... on Google Building Privacy Red Team · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a grizzled old Google veteran, brought out of retirement. He has a rag-tag team consisting of an arrogant young prodigy, a burnt out developer with a death wish, a hard-as-nails female programmer and a sassy ex-con who learned all his coding on the street.

    They are PRIVACY RED TEAM!

  20. Re:RIP on Nintendo Power To Shut Down · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, if that family member was clearly a corporate shill.

    I miss Uncle Unilever.

  21. Re:Noooo! on Nintendo Power To Shut Down · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gamespot, like everyone else.

  22. Re:Not just the dream of bioengineering profession on Cheap Four-fingered Robot Hand Edges Closer To Human Dexterity · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see what you did there.

    It says 'flashlight' not 'fleshlight'.

  23. Who wouldn't want their information FASTER? on And Now, the Cartoon News · · Score: 3, Funny

    I also want my cornflakes to be blended - I don't have time to chew - then shot into my mouth.

    Because obviously that's better.

  24. Re:It's not just that he built his own prosthetics on Chinese Man Builds His Own Prosthetic Hands · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a handyman.

  25. Groovy on Chinese Man Builds His Own Prosthetic Hands · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I went from 'go Chinese man!' to 'one of those could have been a chainsaw!' remarkably quickly.

    I'm trying to decide if that makes me bad.