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  1. Check out Goldman Sachs' Facebook Page on Goldman Sachs Says No Facebook Shares For US Investors · · Score: 1

    They've liked Bail Outs, Foreign Investment and something called Pyramid Investment Opportunities

  2. Difficult choices on Virgin Mobile To Start Throttling Broadband2Go · · Score: 1

    "Sometimes that means making difficult choices..."

    Virgin likes money. Customers are on plans. It's about as difficult as deciding not to slam one's genitals in a door.

  3. It's all about timing.... on Spam Volume Spikes After Holiday Respite · · Score: 1

    After Christmas is usually when I find I need to 'satisfy my woman'.

    It also helps if I can afford next Christmas, so I also need to 'recover millions of dollars from the Nigerian government'.

  4. Re:Expensive! on How To Use a Real Guitar With Rock Band 3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be a rock star my own way.

    For the same price, you could probably pick up a couple of groupies and an eightball.

  5. Re:Yawn Comics on Evolution of the Batmobile · · Score: 1

    "Hey Batman, your vehicle isn't visually impressive enough!"

    I dare you.

  6. Other devices and their horrible consequences. on How To Use a Real Guitar With Rock Band 3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was the project lead for a similar project for Call of Duty. Didn't go so well for my TV.

  7. Obviously it's to get the jump on their competitor on AMD CEO Dirk Meyer Resigns · · Score: 1

    Does this mean in six months time Intel Ceo Paul Otellini will quit, but for higher severance package?

  8. I've actually known this for years... on Scientists Find Tears Are the Anti-Viagra · · Score: 1

    I found this out the time I accidentally picked up Deep Heat rather than lubricant.

    Though admittedly the tears were mine and they may not have been the biggest contributor to my lack of arousal.

  9. Re:So... on Twitter Fights US Court For WikiLeaks Details · · Score: 1

    I dunno, what makes you a 'terrorist'?

  10. Re:And the rumor of Assange being an informant on The Guardian's Complicated Relationship With Julian Assange · · Score: 5, Funny

    The AFP aren't that complex. Besides, if they were involved, any smear campaign would have been slightly different:

    "Assange charged with 'being a dickhead' and 'drinking light beer'"

    As such, Australia would actually have grounds to arrest him - both are prosecutable here.

  11. I think... on The Guardian's Complicated Relationship With Julian Assange · · Score: 1, Troll

    ....we've heard enough about Julian's complicated relationships, thank you very much CIA.

  12. Re:Unintended Consequences. on Military Set To Develop Smart, Robotic Cameras · · Score: 1

    "No General sir, it was more of a SCHLINK than a FAP."

  13. Smart, but how smart? on Military Set To Develop Smart, Robotic Cameras · · Score: 2

    Smart enough to shut the hell up when they see something they shouldn't have?

  14. Re:Carrier stumbles over chair, 1000's Embarresed on Navy Uses Railgun To Launch Fighter Jet · · Score: 2

    Maybe if they shared similar characteristics to the people they were named for.

    I can see the USS Dubya never leaving dock.

  15. Re:Why? on Using Kinect For a Touch-Free Interface In Surgery · · Score: 1

    I don't think it was ignored, it's just there are fewer applications for the Wii-mote in medicine.

    Maybe when surgeons find a reason to break televisions in theatre, Wii will get another look.

  16. Re:Finally... on 8-Year-Olds Publish Scientific Bee Study · · Score: 1

    ... a scientific write-up Republicans will be able to understand! :-)

    So does this mean we'll have them declaring that they don't want 8 year olds taught in school?

  17. It's harsh but... on 8-Year-Olds Publish Scientific Bee Study · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that's how it is in these publish or perish primary schools.

  18. I'd be suspicious of the numbers... on The Starry Sky Just Got Starrier · · Score: 1

    ...since these estimates came from Astronomers who previously worked at Goldman Sachs. Sub Prime real estate as it were.

  19. Food nerds on Using Cinnamon In the Production of Nanoparticles · · Score: 1

    Looking forward to Heston Blumenthal's Gold Nanoparticle Flavoured 'Sounds of Science'.

  20. Re:Legit? on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    It's not like influential people are immune to stupid lapses in judgment - especially in opposition to the causes they claim to advocate.

    For example: A certain government is bandying about the phrase: 'If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about' in relation to airport security, yet not when someone leaks sensitive information.

  21. Re:Bullshit on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    Though as a smear campaign, it seems rather clumsy if it's intention is to undermine Wikileak's work

    1.) His character and integrity are irrelevant since he doesn't directly editorialise and the US has admitted the information is legitimate.
    2.) As a deterrent it's only effective if it's at least held to be the result of US government intervention.

  22. It's been done. on iRacing World Champion Gets a Shot At the Real Thing · · Score: 1

    Pfft, CoD4 have been doing it for ages.

    The ones that come back aren't allowed to talk about it.

  23. Re:What did Apple say about this? on Facebook To Own the Word "Face" · · Score: 1

    Screw Apple, what does the A-Team have to say about this? Specifically Lieutenant Templeton Peck.

  24. Corporate Centipede on AOL, Yahoo Mulling Merger · · Score: 1

    Oh good. Having just watched Human Centipede I now have two examples of crappy mergers that won't work.

  25. CIAA on Cook's Magazine Claims Web Is Public Domain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why isn't the Cooking Industry Association of America in on this??