User: tehlinux

Dear computer

On: When Will My Computer Understand Me?

When I say nothing is bothering me, it means something is actually bothering me.

Am i old for remembering this?

On: Amazon Delivering Groceries? It's Coming, Thanks To Sales-Tax Politics

Would you like to have something to eat?

Re:What do these things eat?

On: Electronics-Loving 'Crazy Ants' Invading Southern US

>may I suggest house centipedes?

Sounds like someone has never been bitten by a centipede.

Best I can do is a math joke

On: Bing Translator Adds Klingon

Glory to you and your Householder matrices.

SEA

On: How the Syrian Electronic Army Hacked The Onion

HAWKS!

Re:What do I look for in a prosthestic hand?

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would You Look For In a Prosthetic Hand?

New in box.

Re:cold war just got hot

On: NASA's Fermi Spacecraft Dodged a Defunct Russian Satellite

That didn't work out so well for Japan.

Re:Just surveillanceO

On: Utility Box Exposed As Spy Cabinet In the Netherlands

The AIVD confirm or deny to be related.

I couldn't care less.

On: WA State Bill Would Allow Bosses To Seek Facebook Passwords

Just makes it easier to tell which employers don't respect their employees.

It has less to do wtih Windows RT

On: Falling Windows RT Tablet Prices Signify Slow Adoption

IMHO, the Surface RT is way better than any other RT device on the market.

Re:yes/no/maybe?

On: $13 Txtr Beagle Ebook Reader To Sell For $69

I thought only girls tried on their pants before buying.

Re:All direct marketing is spam

On: Don't Want a Phonebook? Give Up Your Privacy

That sounds extreme.

Mod me down if you want

On: Ask Slashdot: Software To Help Stay On Task?

Outlook

Re:fix the students

On: The Two Big Problems With Online College Courses

You can't teach someone to be motivated.

well,

On: NASA Loses Contact With Space Station Over Software Update

I guess I'm not the only one having problems with the xbox live update.

Re:The actual producer?

On: Laser Intended For Mars Used To Detect "Honey Laundering"

I buy from the head bee guy.

Re:Finally

On: Evil, Almost Full Vim Implementation In Emacs, Reaches 1.0

When do the emacs phones launch?

Re:Oh slashdot

On: Surface Pro: 'Virtually Unrepairable'

Damn straight. If you don't want a Surface, don't buy one and move on with your life.

Re:For home use, OpenOffice is more than good enou

On: Office 2013: Microsoft Cloud Era Begins In Earnest

That's like comparing apples to soy apples or some other disgusting knockoff.

beer

On: LinuxFest Northwest is Coming in April (Video)

My buddies do the brewing automation system presentation. Pretty cool.

http://www.linuxautomation.org/

Re:"...for the flagship Lumia 820 handset..."

On: Nokia To Release Lumia Case Design Files For 3D Printers

But only available on one carrier (in the US).

Re:Batteries

On: Boeing 787 Dreamliner Grounded In US and EU

Strange meats, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?

source: experience

On: Java Vs. C#: Which Performs Better In the 'Real World'?

C# programmers get paid more.

Birthplace of Cheese

On: Humans Have Been Eating Cheese For At Least 7,500 Years

I honestly have never been more proud of my Polish ancestry than I am now!

Re:I haven't read a bad review of it

On: Microsoft Surface Struggles to Ship A Million Units

The only review that matters to me is mine. And you can pry my surface from my cold dead hands!