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Microsoft Surface Struggles to Ship A Million Units

zacharye writes "While some see potential in Microsoft's Surface tablet, most industry watchers appear to have written off the device at this point. Orders were reportedly cut in half following a slow launch, and Microsoft's debut slate has been hammered time and time again by reviewers and analysts. The latest to pile on is Boston-based brokerage firm Detwiler Fenton, which estimates that when all is said and done, Microsoft will have sold fewer than 1 million Surface tablets in the slate's debut quarter." Still better than 25,000.

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  1. failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With the surface pro's battery life at an estimated 4 hours. We can expect that to fail as well.

    1. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The bigger problem with pro is that it's 900 fucking dollars to start with!

    2. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 1, Insightful

      With the surface pro's battery life at an estimated 4 hours. We can expect that to fail as well.

      Well TFA (regardless of how badly the summary is written) IS about Surface (both models). So I'm a bit confused about the meaning of "fail as well".

      The Surface tablet that is out is the RT version, The one that is coming is the full x86 compatible version.

      Quoting TFA:

      The Surface device currently on the market runs Windows RT, a version of Windows 8 designed for devices powered by ARM architecture, which dominates the mobility segment. While Windows RT looks exactly like Windows 8, it can’t run Windows programs built for x86 processors, limiting users to what they can download from the built-in Windows Store app hub.

      And there is the problem. The Windows Store has very little to offer for the ARM version, and the market is small enough that there will be trouble attracting developers for several years.

      Meanwhile the X86 version (Surface Pro) is going to priced fairly high, BUT has the attraction of running just about any software that will run on Windows 8 Desktop (which is just about any existing Windows packages). So in, IMHO, that tablet, the Surface Pro, will sell quite well, especially in the corporate world. I wouldn't count Microsoft out just yet.

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    3. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Trashcan+Romeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft-level quality is expensive. [Yes, that was sarcasm.]

    4. Re:failure round 2 incoming by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile the X86 version (Surface Pro) is going to priced fairly high, BUT has the attraction of running just about any software that will run on Windows 8 Desktop (which is just about any existing Windows packages). So in, IMHO, that tablet, the Surface Pro, will sell quite well, especially in the corporate world. I wouldn't count Microsoft out just yet.

      I don't see this. Surface Pro falls between Surface RT and other tablets (for media consumption, emails, etc.) and laptops that can convert to tablets (for actual content creation, running "desktop" programs, etc.). The target market is quite small.

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    5. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also one of the highest performing tablet out there. It's been said again and again that the x86 performance is the tradeoff for battery life. It can also run desktop applications.

    6. Re:failure round 2 incoming by sichbo · · Score: 2

      If it's anything like the Samsung Slate 7 (similar to the device given out during the 2011 BUILD conference for win8 developer launch) I reckon the Pro should do OK. I paid $1400 for a slate 7 about a year ago and loaded on the various preview win8 builds.. to this day it's still working good as a complete laptop/desktop replacement. You basically have an 128GB i5 "ultrabook" spec machine, but with a separate bluetooth keyboard (mine eventually broke so replaced with a proper $15 USB keyboard.) When docked you have a very small footprint workstation with HDMI out for large monitor, LAN port, audio out, 2x USB ports (one on the dock, one on the tablet, although I just use a hub out of the dock for mouse+keys and leave the side USB port for TV tuners etc.) At the end of the work day, pick it up off the dock and walk around with it and consume content. Runs for a good 4-5 hrs on battery if doing "nothing intensive" or enough to watch two feature films. I suspect the "pro" will give more or less the same viability as a "laptop/desktop replacement".

    7. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The target market is quite small.

      Any market research to back that claim up?

    8. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile the X86 version (Surface Pro) is going to priced fairly high, BUT has the attraction of running just about any software that will run on Windows 8 Desktop (which is just about any existing Windows packages). So in, IMHO, that tablet, the Surface Pro, will sell quite well, especially in the corporate world. I wouldn't count Microsoft out just yet.

      I don't see this. Surface Pro falls between Surface RT and other tablets (for media consumption, emails, etc.) and laptops that can convert to tablets (for actual content creation, running "desktop" programs, etc.). The target market is quite small.

      For home users, I agree with you.

      For corporate users, doctors offices, plant floor, I think you will be surprised. There is more software written for x86 Wintel than all other platforms put together.
      And people want to stop carting laptops to meetings. For my day job I develop for Windows customers. They ask me for iPad versions of everything (for free, mind you). People in the corporate world are moving to tablets, and they want to take their familiar CRM, manufacturing, Patient Care, scheduling, etc with them.

      If the tablet is half way competent, I predict it will be a success. No iPad, no Android Tablet, but a success never the less.

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    9. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      The apps made for Win8 will by default also work for RT. The dev tools give you that for free so as we get more Win8 apps we will get more RT apps. There are also other x86 tablets coming from Lenovo etc so the ecosystem will just continue to grow.

    10. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would have thought Microsoft had recovered all the expense of developing the BSOD by now.

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    11. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my last laptop got 1 hour. my current laptop gets 2. 4 sounds like an improvement for me...

    12. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Read TFA for the market research?

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    13. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That only works if you write in specific languages using specific compilers.
      There is a boat load of software out there that does not conform, and many compilers don't have runtimes for ARM.
      Further, the API calls are NOT all the same.

      So don't believe all the advertising mumbo-jumbo.

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    14. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2

      "For corporate users, doctors offices, plant floor, I think you will be surprised. There is more software written for x86 Wintel than all other platforms put together."

      And how much of it is written to be aware of the new UI? And if you have to port your stuff to use that abortion of a GUI, why would you NOT go to an iThingy or Android? Last time I checked, most doctors, corporate users, coffee shop poseurs etc, had iSomethings, not Windows. Think TAM, not sales pitches when you develop your platform strategy or you are not going to sell very many.

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    15. Re:failure round 2 incoming by xeno314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently you failed to account for the new touchscreen BSOD R&D costs. You can't actually touch it, but they'll fix that with SP1.

    16. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 1

      "For corporate users, doctors offices, plant floor, I think you will be surprised. There is more software written for x86 Wintel than all other platforms put together."

      And how much of it is written to be aware of the new UI? And if you have to port your stuff to use that abortion of a GUI, why would you NOT go to an iThingy or Android? Last time I checked, most doctors, corporate users, coffee shop poseurs etc, had iSomethings, not Windows. Think TAM, not sales pitches when you develop your platform strategy or you are not going to sell very many.

                        -Charlie

      You don't have to be aware of the new UI. Your user won't want that anyway, because it would require retraining.

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    17. Re:failure round 2 incoming by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They ask me for iPad versions of everything (for free, mind you).

      Exactly. Not tablet versions, but iPad versions. Not versions to run an an overpriced tablet with poor battery life, but versions to run on the tablets they probably already own (iPad)

      People in the corporate world are moving to tablets, and they want to take their familiar CRM, manufacturing, Patient Care, scheduling, etc with them.

      Most of those applications are now accessed through a browser, or apps that already exist in the IOS/Android world so Surface Pro has nothing extra to offer over any other type of tablet.

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    18. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great you have craptastic laptops. But for everyone else out there who can afford something better than a potato, 4 hours is garbage.

    19. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All Win8 (Modern) apps will work on ARM as is, period.

    20. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      This is why I'm not an inventor - I always overlook some minor, but obvious detail. :^( You've GOT TO HAVE a touchy-feely BSOD!!

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    21. Re:failure round 2 incoming by dmacleod808 · · Score: 1

      if MS has a good dock for this (they dont , at least they haven't announced it) that will turn it into an Ultrabook, maybe with an extra battery built in etc. it could be viable as a platform, however they have announced scant accessories for either machine as far as I know.

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    22. Re:failure round 2 incoming by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No, but you will have to retool the application to use a finger based input rather than a keyboard and mouse.

    23. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they buy two of the Surface Pros then they will even have enough battery life for a standard workday (barely). That's bound to be good for Surface sales.

      The reason that people are asking for iPad versions of software is that they have reached the tipping point where they use their iPad more than any other device. Instead of using the iPad for just a few things they now use it for *most* things, and they really want to be rid of Windows forever. A tablet version of Windows doesn't really help them, especially a tablet version of Windows that is missing most of the new tablet applications that they actually use now.

    24. Re:failure round 2 incoming by ducomputergeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      This. I was at a MS event on the Win 8 developers track and the presenter discussed this at how it is basically to maintain one code base between Windows 8 (Desktop/x86) and WinRT for Surface and Phone. I expect there to be some differences like I don't expect the desktop to have a GPS built in like on a phone, but the differences in the API go beyond that like trying to access the media API for sound between the two are different. I sat there at the presentation basically shaking my head thinking "WTF?".

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    25. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to use the new UI with x86 windows apps. They run on the desktop. Yeah, you might want to modify them to be better suited to touch, but it shouldn't be any real problem.

    26. Re:failure round 2 incoming by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      my last laptop got 1 hour. my current laptop gets 2.

      Care to name and shame those laptops?
      I have an 8½ year old laptop that gets better than 2 hours (with 17" WUXGA display), and it's still on its original battery pack, and runs the not-particularly-battery-optimized Xubuntu.

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    27. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 1

      Nope.

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    28. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For corporate users, doctors offices, plant floor, I think you will be surprised. There is more software written for x86 Wintel than all other platforms put together.
      And people want to stop carting laptops to meetings. For my day job I develop for Windows customers. They ask me for iPad versions of everything (for free, mind you). People in the corporate world are moving to tablets, and they want to take their familiar CRM, manufacturing, Patient Care, scheduling, etc with them.

      If the tablet is half way competent, I predict it will be a success. No iPad, no Android Tablet, but a success never the less.

      Too bad the Surface tablets don't run on x86 Wintel, but on ARM. If those people are expecting being able to run their software on the Surface tablets, they'll be negatively surprised.

    29. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 2

      Yeah, source code might be portable.
      If you use their their compiler.
      If you only use their development tools.
      If you only use their programming language.

      But the world is bigger than that.

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    30. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 2

      So will you next month when the x86 wintel Surface is released.

      Here's an idea, visit Microsoft.com someday.

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    31. Re:failure round 2 incoming by autocannon · · Score: 1

      They use the iPad for convenience. It has nothing to do with blind Windows hate. A tablet can, surprise, be comfortably used with 2 hands while standing. A laptop, well you gotta carry to a place, put it on a desk and open it up. Or put it on your lap. Then you still have to use that shitty trackpad.

      Convenience...tablets are what many people have always wanted in a computer. If the Surface Pro can deliver, then you'd be a fool to think enterprise IT services would be so willing to accomodate iPads. That Surface Pro "should" be a pretty seamless addition to their networks. If Microsoft screwed that up, then it's going to fail badly because the home users certainly aren't going to pay that much for a tablet anything when you can get a kindle fire for $150.

    32. Re:failure round 2 incoming by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Best of luck to them.
      Maybe in a few years it will have traction. This is Windows v8 but essentially v1 of a new product line from Microsoft and should be treated as such.

      Will I buy one? No.
      Will I recommend one to my non-tech friends? Hell, no. I want to keep them as friends and not people I have to do IT support for.

      As many others have said, there are a lot of other tablets out there with traction. What benefit is there to using Surface? Vendor lock-in should not be considered a reason. We are entering the Post-PC world, where everything should interact, regardless of the manufacturer.

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    33. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just a dumb shill then?

    34. Re:failure round 2 incoming by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2

      If you can't use apps with fingers... They will die.

      THAT is the reason Windows Tablets never caught on for almost 10 YEARS of trying. My doctor office tried giving everybody tablets... It lasted till they all broke, then they went back to laptops on carts.... Why? Because there is no VALUE bolting a pen stylus to a desktop app. Especially for a 50% cost increase.

      Lack of software support is a FEATURE that forces people to rethink how the software is used every day. After 20 years of mouse and keyboard, isn't it about time to rethink those things if the chance for newer, thinner devices comes along?

    35. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA contains zero market research relating to demand for Surface Pro-like devices.

    36. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 1

      Its just not necessary.
      Buttons push. Tap a field, the keyborad pops up on screen, (unless it has a keyboard connected).

      You might WANT to retool, but you don't HAVE to retool. It just works.

      You've apparently never seen Win8 on a touch screen have you? Yet you feel competent to call others names?

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    37. Re:failure round 2 incoming by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Why? Because there is no VALUE bolting a pen stylus to a desktop app.

      Sure there's value in a pen stylus. A pen stylus allows for PRECISION. This is something that finger based computing simply can't deliver. It's too crude.

      I can certainly see how people doing productive things might want a bit more control in their interfaces than someone watching Netflix or posting comments on twitter.

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    38. Re:failure round 2 incoming by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      More like $1100 if you'll want 128GB and the keyboard cover.
      But I for one actually do want one.
      I just did a comparison with a similarly configured Thinkpad X230T which would cost $1,470.60 with the coupon they're currently offering.

      The differences that I couldn't configure for are:
      Resolution: 1366x768 on the Thinkpad vs 1920x1080 pixels on Surface Pro.
      Weight/Size: Surface Pro has nearly half the weight and under a third of the volume.
      Battery life: The review I saw of the default battery pack for the Thinkpad does around two and a half hours, if the Surface actually does four then that's a pretty big win too.
      Build quality: Thinkpad is not quite as good as it used to be and I can't really speculate on Microsoft, I guess the whole Red Ring thing could be used to argue against it.

      It also remains to be seen if the stylus is any good.

      You'd probably find different specs/prices from other manufacturers but I'm just used to using Thinkpads and I think the surface has a similar aesthetic.

      So I guess it isn't for everyone, but for my needs which include drawing with a stylus in Photoshop, mild use of 3D applications, some typing, internet use, not being too much of a burden to take with me, it seems pretty great and I'll probably get one as soon as all the reviews are in if there's nothing fatally flawed with it.

    39. Re:failure round 2 incoming by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The high price is an excercise in marketing. M$ are attempting to create the illusion of superior technology, of elite technology for elite people. Problem is the marketing tactic designed by ill informed marketdroids completely ignores the technically analysis of he device to be done by a myriad of geeks and nerds who will point out the average nature of the technology and it's being way over priced.

      So marketdroids looking back to a prior millennium at non-tech products controlling M$ product direction, that must have stroked Uncle Fester really hard to get this one through the system and picked up a ton of cash for basically throwing away a ton of cash.

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    40. Re:failure round 2 incoming by dog77 · · Score: 1

      A stylus is great for taking notes. Try writing an equation with keyboard, mouse, or finger. It is not fun.

    41. Re:failure round 2 incoming by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      This is also why Win 8 and Surface are bombs. Any retailer can tell you that you can NOT slap a $100k price tag on a Mustang and expect it to compete with the exotic sportscars, all you'll do is pile up a bunch of Mustangs in the warehouse. With Win 8, both RT and pro, they have tried to turn Windows, a Walmart brand, into a boutique upscale brand like Apple and failing miserably.

      I have no doubt MSFT under Ballmer will end up burying the things in a landfill rather than admit they are a flop and dump them on Woot! at a price people would pay, maybe by Win 9 They will come to their senses and focus Windows on what it does best, which is X86 desktops and laptops NOT tablets and cell phones.

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    42. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Microsoft-level quality is expensive. [Yes, that was sarcasm.]

      Now that's just being mean. It costs money to write all those bugs.

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    43. Re:failure round 2 incoming by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 0

      It's going to be fine as an ultra-portable laptop. It's in indication of where the laptop market is going to go. Tablets are more of a fad, you'll see over the next couple of year, I guarantee.

    44. Re:failure round 2 incoming by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      And very true.

      Expensive to buy, expensive to maintain.

    45. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the topic of discussion.

    46. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it it still won't be really useable until SP3.

    47. Re:failure round 2 incoming by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Really, you could go insane trying to figure out what the Microsoft marketing people are trying to do.

      Long ago I figured that dealing with Microsoft executives was so painful to the artful types that they delivered the least helpful marketing programs possible to get past the E-team, out of spite. I'm sticking with that.

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    48. Re:failure round 2 incoming by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Let's pause a moment and consider the marketing debacle of name sharing. We have Surface RT, which is ARM based and doesn't run legacy apps, but has a rich app store to draw from. And Sufrace Pro, which is Wintel so can draw from the vast legacy of non-touch centric apps and deliver them poorly. But they have the same NAME, so customers won't be able to tell which is which. That's going to work out great.

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    49. Re:failure round 2 incoming by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you can't use apps with fingers... They will die.

      If only it were the apps you have to use with fingers that would die. I fucking loathe touchscreens, swiping, pinching and all the rest. It's clumsy, inaccurate, unhygienic and generally annoying.

      But clearly I'm in the minority.

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    50. Re:failure round 2 incoming by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The reason that people are asking for iPad versions of software is that they have reached the tipping point where they use their iPad more than any other device. Instead of using the iPad for just a few things they now use it for *most* things, and they really want to be rid of Windows forever.

      Most people don't give a shit about Windows one way or another, it's only geeks who hate Microsoft. If youcan use an iPad for all of your computing needs, fine go ahead. Just remember it's not a holy war for most people.

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    51. Re:failure round 2 incoming by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We are entering the Post-PC world, where everything should interact, regardless of the manufacturer.

      Yes, because my Android tablet interacts seamlessly with my wife's iPad. Oh, wait, no it doesn't at all.

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    52. Re:failure round 2 incoming by chrish · · Score: 1

      That's more of an iPad issue than an Android issue though. Of the two, the Android tablet is much more likely to work with other, "foreign" devices in a useful way, without requiring bloaty software (hi iTunes, glad the new version uses about half the RAM of the previous version!) from the original manufacturer.

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    53. Re:failure round 2 incoming by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      All you have to do is drop the idea of reasonable and sound and go with cliques and egos. Then you can grasp M$ marketing. Often is has more to do with how much money can be sucked out of M$ than actually selling a product or creating and evolving a core image.

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    54. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long ago I figured that dealing with Microsoft executives was so painful to the artful types that they delivered the least helpful marketing programs possible to get past the E-team, out of spite. I'm sticking with that.

      Thank you, that explanation makes sense. This will make it easier to wade past their crud, I will know there is rational thought in there - just buried under the "surface" (pardon the pun).

    55. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I agree. People don't care about Windows, they care about apps, and Microsoft definitely has the inside track when it comes to apps that people actually use.

      However, Microsoft is several years late to this particular party, and it is not entirely clear that they can deliver. A tablet with a four hour battery life is not going to be acceptable in most workplace situations where tablets would be a nice fit. Windows RT does a much better job of this, but it does so essentially by sacrificing compatibility with Windows software. Enterprises are already deploying tablets, and in many cases they are already developing the software that they need to switch to tablets completely. The fact of the matter is that large businesses have been switching away from deploying applications on Windows for almost a decade now. Even in most Windows shops new applications get delivered in a web browser these days.

      My original point is that Microsoft has gotten itself into a very precarious situation. There are millions of iPad users that now use the iPad as their primary computing device. They don't really want an expensive new tablet that runs their employer's CRM software (or whatever), but that doesn't run the iPad applications that they have come to know and love. What they really want are replacements for the last few pieces of Windows software that they are forced to use on a PC.

      Worse, thanks to competition from Google Microsoft can't even fall back on its usual tactic of providing something almost as good as the market leader at a deep discount. Google scooped up that position in mobile several years ago.

      Microsoft is in a tough spot, and it is going to take more than a me-too tablet that just happens to run Windows software to turn that around. I don't think that a $900 tablet with a four hour battery life has a chance in the market, even if it does run Windows programs. Obviously you disagree. On the bright side we will find out who is right in a month or so.

    56. Re:failure round 2 incoming by autocannon · · Score: 1

      For home users, yes it's a no go. That price point can get a good android tablet and an ok desktop combined.

      I think where Microsoft is headed with the Pro is enterprise. At least I believe that's their plan. Enterprise can deal with the price if the device seamlessly integrates with their networks and supports everything the system administrators require of it. Then there's no need to migrate existing software or make web portals to them. From my experience, the web portals of the software systems I use are all woefully lacking compared to the desktop versions.

      You're right though about it being late to the game. If people already have their ipads are love them, they are not going to be happy with a me-too tablet. I'm not saying the Pro is a slam dunk, or will even be moderately successful. Just that it has nice positioning for providing enterprise with a good tablet that could match their existing security requirements. There's a lot of ifs, but it's something that Apple and Google just haven't provided. At least not yet.

  2. I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Other than slashdotters crying the blues about windows 8 changing the start menu, I've yet to see a complaint about the slate tablets, other than the app store for it not being matured.

    1. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by masternerdguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not the party line, citizen.

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    2. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Well, here's one bad review. Admittedly, it is 100% about the name of the tablet.

    3. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then you're not paying attention. Most of the reviews I've seen say the OS is fine and Metro/Modern works okay for a tablet, it can be frustrating to use without a touchscreen on a desktop. So while Win 8 will probably work on older hardware, it might be best to wait to get it when consumers can get hardware with touch.

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    4. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who cares?

      The only review that matters in the end is what the market thinks. The market doesn't seem to be buying. Saying "the professional reviewers liked it!" is loser talk.

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    5. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by not+already+in+use · · Score: 0

      The only review that matters in the end is what the market thinks. The market doesn't seem to be buying. Saying "the professional reviewers liked it!" is loser talk.

      You act like people gravitate toward superior products, as opposed to the product with superior marketing. Microsoft is still fighting the deeply ingrained stigma that their products just aren't cool. People are more interested in fitting in than they are making objective decisions regarding the quality of the thing they will be consuming.

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    6. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      GP said:

      I've yet to see a complaint about the slate tablets

      So he was specifically talking about bad reviews of Surface and friends, not bad reviews of Win8 in general. Of course, all Win8 tablets have touch, and Metro there makes perfect sense.

      At the same time, there are plenty bad reviews of Surface (specifically) around. It's relatively heavy and bulky for what it is.

    7. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      I've yet to see a complaint about the slate tablets, other than the app store for it not being matured.

      While that may be true, I have also not seen any review that said the Microsoft tablet is superior to the iPad or Android offerings. The reviews usually sound like "the Surface is OK, but since there is no cost benefit, I'd get an iPad".

      That is Microsoft's problem -- a me too product with no compelling advantage.

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    8. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Tridus · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty much exactly why what the reviewers think doesn't matter.

      That said, in this case Microsoft also has to fight against the self-inflicted wound that is PC Windows 8 being confusing and annoying for a very large chunk of their market. Those people are not going to be lining up to buy more Microsoft stuff when they could get something that has the perception of being easier instead (hello iPad!).

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    9. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You act like people gravitate toward superior products, as opposed to the product with superior marketing.

      You seem to think there is a differentiation between the two. If an inferior product reaches critical market mass through superior marketing, that mass often makes it the superior choice.

      Betamax was superior to VHS, but the players were multiples of cost and the content was lacking. Although Betamax was superior for the engineer, VHS was superior for the consumer.

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    10. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by icebike · · Score: 1

      Other than slashdotters crying the blues about windows 8 changing the start menu, I've yet to see a complaint about the slate tablets, other than the app store for it not being matured.

      Maybe if you were searching for "Surface Tablets" instead of calling them "slate tablets" which refers to a historical product, you might find more articles.

      But back on point, Windows 8 was made for tablets, and using it on a desktop computer, or laptop without a touch screen is slow and clumsy.
      If and when the RT version gets some apps in the Windows Store, it might sell better.

      But as soon as the Pro version is released it will sell quite well, I predict.

      There is a great deal of pent up demand for tablets that can run x86 windows applications. Especially in the corporate world, where a charger is readily at hand on every desk, and a 4 hour run time is not a death sentence. There are thousands of uses for this type of device.

      Having acquired the x86 HP Slate 500 (yup, that's where the name slate belongs), running Windows 7, I can assure you it was barely usable for any practical purposes, either at home or for business. The x86 Surface can't help but be better.

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    11. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

      Surfance specifically though is expensive, and there's no obvious reason why you'd want it. Windows 8 is horrid. Everyone I know who has installed it has been desperate to get rid of it, 16 year old tech savvy kids, 16 year old technically inept kids, their 40 year old parents, computer scientists, IT people, physicists, fine arts grad, game, developers and designers.

      Surface itself, the hardware, is probably OK, but it's worthless without a slate suited OS, and that isn't windows 7. So you have to spend a lot of money on hardware, with software that you won't really like, and importantly, given the negative reception, I would presume windows 9 will behave very differently from 8, but I have no idea how differently, and that's the problem. What would you be buying into with Surface? Is this a dead product before it goes anywhere? Will it support windows 9? You'd hope, but then after the WP7, WP8 thing I'd be skeptical.

      Until the 3rd party guys really get into the game it's hard to see where this is going, and I wouldn't be surprised if they're holding onto what they have until MS has to admit Surface as a failure before they do their thing. Corporate politics and all that.

    12. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      This story is entirely about Microsoft's tablet...

    13. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, then, Microsoft shouldn't have tried to market crap products, so many times? If they hadn't served up shit sandwiches at the company picnic year after year, they might not have such a stigma, hmmmmm?

      Face it - there are several proven choices for mobile hardware, why would anyone spend this much money on something that is unproven? I mean - it doesn't even have a turbocharger, or an FTL drive, or even an improbability drive. Phhhhtttt.

      Now, that's an idea. I'm going to google for a turbocharged Linux powered tablet - as improbable as that is . . .

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    14. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      It's relatively heavy and bulky for what it is.

      Good on you for pointing out that the above poster was wrong, but your follow up can only be said by someone that has no idea what they are talking about. You should at least try to hide your ignorant bias.

      First google image result for "ipad versus surface": http://gdeluxe.com/ipad-3-vs-surface-tech-specs/

      The Surface RT is 0.1 mm thinner than the iPad 3 (the first "New iPad"), and the added weight is likely because its screen is 0.9 inches larger (10.6 compared to 9.7), which only adds up to 0.06 pounds more.

      And, for what it is, it gives your more flexibility than an iPad. You can actually browse the file system. There's no question that both Android and iOS tablets have a much larger swath of apps currently available, but I have gotten far more use out of my Surface in the month that I have owned it compared to my iPad 2 for the entire time that I have owned it (a few months after its initial release). Add to that the free copy of Office that comes with Surface RT, and it's rather dubious to scoff clearly without any actual knowledge of the matter.

      It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    15. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Good on you for pointing out that the above poster was wrong, but your follow up can only be said by someone that has no idea what they are talking about. You should at least try to hide your ignorant bias ... it's rather dubious to scoff clearly without any actual knowledge of the matter ... It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

      That's pretty funny. Check out my Slashdot profile, you'll see why.

      Anyway, "bulky" is more than just raw dimensions, it's also how the tablet feels in your hands. It's subjective, but everyone I know who actually used Surface agrees that it feels bulkier than an iPad. Then again, iPad is not exemplary, either - if you want to see a truly light and compact tablet, and running WinRT at that, look at Asus Vivo Tab RT.

      Then also, using Surface efficiently (esp. if you want to use the "killer features", i.e. Office), keyboard cover is a must. The problem is that those things are pretty damn heavy - Touch Cover is 0.45 lbs! For comparison, iPad smart cover is 0.3 lbs. So, once you add all that up, you're looking at almost two pounds... that is pretty hefty for a tablet.

      Also note that, if you're comparing it to new iPad, you should mind the hardware differences, too - iPad has considerably faster CPU than Surface's Tegra 3, and then, of course, there's the Retina screen. The bulk of its weight is due to the battery that had to be made humongous to support that. If you take a device that's actually comparable hardware-wise, that would be iPad 2, more or less - and then you're looking at almost 0.2 lbs of difference in weight.

    16. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You seem to forget that beta always had half the recording duration of VHS.

      At equivalent duration, beta's quality was inferior to that of VHS.

      That doesn't sound "superior" to me, not even for the engineer.

    17. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will probably agree with me on the details of Betamax vs. VHS:

      Betamax had superior picture quality, and conveniently smaller tape cassettes.

      VHS had quality that consumers considered adequate, combined with a lower price and with longer run time from a tape cassette. (The original Betamax tapes would record 60 minutes of video vs. 120 minutes for VHS. Most movies came on a single VHS tape but two Betamax tapes, requiring a tape swap partway through movie playback. Home users couldn't record a TV movie on early Betamax decks.) And, just as consumers these days tend to buy MP3s instead of insisting on high-quality lossless, consumers in the 80's often recorded their TV shows in "SLP" mode (IIRC, that meant "Super Long Play") which put six hours of video on one VHS cassette, thus showing that quality wasn't their top objective in actual use.

      Thus your comment "VHS was superior for the consumer" is spot-on. Hastings's Law: "Adequate and cheap tends to win against better and expensive."

      Another issue is availability of porn. Various people argue over how important this factor was... For whatever reason, there was a lot more porn available for VHS. I have heard varying reasons given for this, but I think the chief reason was cost: it was cheaper for the porn companies to use VHS. I am not sure the reason behind this reason; perhaps it was because Sony collected more license fees for Betamax than JVC did for VHS. For sure, VHS decks cost less than Betamax decks, and VHS tapes cost less than Betamax tapes.

    18. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of these reviews seem to like the Surface slightly better than the Asus Vivo when considering a light and compact tablet:

      http://reviews.cnet.com/tablets/asus-vivo-tab-rt/4505-3126_7-35477938.html
      http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2411428,00.asp

    19. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      So we agree that the only way for the Surface to succeed is if Microsoft pre-loads it to full capacity with porn.

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    20. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And you act like, just because a bunch of people like something, then it can't be a superior product, and must be succeeding solely because of it's marketing.

    21. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not the party line, citizen.

      Actually; it seems to be pretty much the party line. Every time we get any discussion of the various Windows 8 components someone pipes up and says "have you tried it", "if you saw the real thing" etc. etc. Every analyst house has completely overestimated the success of Windows phone 7 and Windows 8 in every way. In the same time when Tommi Ahonen was able to give accurate Windows Phone market share forecasts. Have a look at a almost any review; They say "it's great but the price is too high"

      Microsoft should have charged $300, not $600 for the Surface (businessinsider.com)

      "The problem is these things are priced way too high. Look at the history of tablet products priced above the iPad. Not pretty," he said today in a phone interview. (IDC)

      "Microsoft needs hack a third off Surface RT prices and widen distribution to give the fondleslab a fighting chance to compete," [Forbes]

      Look at the difference between an Android tablet priced for $300 and an Android for $600. One of them is a great value device with real compromises to bring it down to price and the other is a really great no questions device. You can't write a review which says "it's great but it's only worth half it's price". What you mean is "it's crap for the price and they should cut the price to a level where it's worth the money". The entire media is running scared of naming the pile of garbage that is Surface. Have a look at how carefully they never criticize the low resolution of surface; They always prefix with some Microsoft marketing statement; for example extreme tech writes:

      Microsoft was at pains to point out that the Surface RT's low resolution (1366×768) doesn't necessarily mean

      etc. etc.

      Try to find one of the mainstream reviews which mentions that the surfaces resolution, at 148 PPI, is worse than almost any modern tablet. As a point of reference; the iPad has 264 PPI, the Nexus 7 has 216 PPI and the iPad mini has 163 PPI. The Google Nexus 10 with a 300 PPI screen is a completely different league. With a screen like that the correct price for a Surface is in fact around $250. You would have to go back to the very original iPad screen to find an Apple product with a lower resolution screen. The same thing repeats with mention of the terrible user interface experience - always gently skipped over or we are told "you can get used to it fast". Again with the app store, almost every review completely ignores the quality of the apps ported from iOS.

      Have a look on any site with "consumer reviews". You will probably find more positive reviews than there are people outside Microsoft with tablets, and any review which reads as if someone actually used the product will be voted down out of visibility.

      I think that the great thing is that consumers have finally realised that there is a Microsoft party line; have realised that that line is everywhere and that they are choosing to ignore it.

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    22. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by temcat · · Score: 2

      You seem to think there is a differentiation between the two.

      This. A *product* - something made to sell - cannot be separated from its marketing. A widget may be technically extremely good at many things and yet fail as a product because its good qualities are not relevant enough to the consumers or poorly communicated to them, or the process of buying is inconvenient - or for myriad other reasons related to marketing.

    23. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno when I used a Symbian phone if I tried to find out how to do X there were probably a handful of options. None of them would be adware. Now with Android anything remotely uncommon it is impossible to find anything and it is all junk adware. (Don't mind 7 day trial or even a day but 15 mins isn't enough.)

      There is a point where enough people use something that nearly all of them just post things that are either really bad in the long run or stupid. (Ubuntu howto's for example with dodgy hacks that the solutions are already in README.Debian).

      There is stuff that used to much easier to get information about. (Ever tried understanding vt100 translations from man xterm). Solutions from people who know even less than you are bad when you are looking for any information.

      For me it is best if something has a large community of clueful users who know loads more than me about the product that is far better than it being popular.

      (No advice is far far better than bad advice).

    24. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Windows and MacOs during the first go around. MacOs was superior at one point, but Windows achieved mass adoption and a network effect.

    25. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      That VivoTab is more compact and lightweight is a fact - you only need to look at published specs for weight and size.

      Whether it's "better in general" is obviously subjective. Personally, I much prefer its keyboard dock over Surface keyboard cover (which allows it to be used conveniently on the lap, and not just on hard surfaces), significantly increased battery life due to extra batteries, and presence of GPS.

      Also, some of it is not quite correct. For example, while the tablet itself does not have the USB port on it, the keyboard dock does (so you can plug in a USB mouse conveniently, for example); and even when using the tablet undocked, it has a small converter cable that plugs into the charging socket and gives you full-size USB 2.0.

    26. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by tehlinux · · Score: 1

      The only review that matters to me is mine. And you can pry my surface from my cold dead hands!

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    27. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Someone was complaining the other day about some of us pointing out the very obvious Microsoft shills, but there is quite obviously a very concerted effort by Microsoft to pump up their credibility and to diminish that of their competitors. It would be quite entertaining if someone were to expose it as they did with the FaceBook attempts.

    28. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I am not so sure /.ers think that MS porn is a turn-on,

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    29. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacOS had aesthetic advantages, and human interface advantages.

      Windows ran on commodity hardware, thus having a HUGE price advantage. Windows was able to run DOS applications, making the transition much smoother; a business could incrementally roll out new GUI apps while continuing to use the old DOS apps. (And Windows multitasked DOS apps well, making it a "better DOS than DOS". Some early adopters just wanted Windows as a better DesqView.) Also, in those early days, Windows native GUI apps cost less than the same apps for Mac. (But in those early days, you NEEDED a Mac for some software: PhotoShop, PageMaker, etc.)

      Apple has always been the BMW of computers, and Windows the Chevy. People pay more for BMW, but Chevy sells more cars.

    30. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No. You're forgetting that it was MacOS and MS-DOS.

      MS-DOS achieved mass adoption and network effects despite being a giant turd. It nearly killed off MacOS before newer (and relatively decent) versions of Windows became commonplace.

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    31. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither Windows nor MS-DOS "nearly killed off MacOS". Apple did that.

      MacOS was always the OS you used when you used a Mac. It was tied to the Mac. The only way to kill it off would be to kill off the Mac.

      In the late 80's, Apple charged rapacious prices for Macs. We are talking margins of 50% here. People still paid it, because the Mac user experience was so much better than MS-DOS apps.

      Then when Windows stopped sucking (at version 3.0), all of a sudden commodity hardware could run a decent GUI. Still not as nice as a Mac, but "Cheaper and adequate tends to win against better and expensive." So Mac sales plummeted (never to zero of course). Apple nearly died because Macs were so hideously expensive.

      The Powerbook was a home run, and the iMac was another. Those two home runs saved Apple.

    32. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      That is pretty humorous (for those that don't feel like checking his profile, it claims that he is a Microsoft employee).

      That doesn't change the fact that your post combined "heavy" and "bulky." I will give you the fact that "bulky" is quite a subjective term, but heavy is not as subjective. It's a device that is larger than the competition, and the leading competition is the "New iPad." No one is looking at buying the iPad 2 versus the Surface, because the iPad 2 is so much cheaper, but it's also over a year and a half older. Regardless of the iPad, it shouldn't feel heavy because you should very rarely need to actually hold it in the air unlike the iPad. The kickstand alone enables much greater versatility, and it only increases when combined with the Touch Cover.

      The Surface loses in the screen resolution corner (and the Surface Pro will continue to lose that fight). Now, as a power user, I would have definitely preferred something akin (maybe I should avoid the word "kin" with Microsoft) to the Retina display, but the heat and reduced battery life really loses it for me. Having said that, I have wanted the Retina display quality in a few games, although, to be fair, I haven't missed it in others. The Surface RT's screen does a good job hiding its lower resolution very well particularly alongside Metro (Microsoft Design), as it suits itself well to nice screens regardless of resolution.

      I have both the Touch Cover and iPad Smart Cover, and I honestly can't feel a difference in weight even though it is just an iPad 2 (and not its heavier cousin). In all honesty, I strongly prefer the Touch Cover for multiple reasons. For starters, when combined with the built-in kickstand, I can comfortably use the Surface in my lap without holding it. In fact, I rarely find myself holding the Surface in the air, which is why I think that I really enjoy using it so much. Given a few minutes, I am sure that I could distinguish the heavier of the two, even when just talking 0.35 lbs (difference with covers), but that's frankly the best part about the Surface. I can actually use it on a table with or without the Touch Cover, whereas every iPad requires it, and even then the usability is greatly reduced. Using the Surface on my lap, I find that I have a harder time using the Touch Cover without a solid surface (no pun intended) beneath, and for less frequent typing I love being able to fold the Touch Cover under the kickstand, which lets me flatly rest the Surface on my legs, or even my stomach when I am laying down on my bed. That's something you cannot easily do on the iPad without propping up your legs, uncomfortably holding it in the air, or laying it in your lap and arching your neck.

      It's because of all of that that I do not think the Surface is heavy. It's marginally heavier--at best--upon first grab, but you should rarely be holding it. You can if you want too, but most real world situations lead to positions that give the Surface the edge. I personally hate kickstands on phones, but I think that it was brilliant for Microsoft

      Throw in the ability to add a microSD card and a USB hub, and I have been thrilled with the versatility of the Surface. Shy of development, I can replace my laptop usage with it entirely. I could never comfortably say that about the iPad.

      The iPad's chip is definitely faster than the Tegra 3. I am frankly a little surprised at times when the Tegra 3 is choking, considering the amount of talk I had heard when it was being included in many other devices. Apple has clearly done a very good job in the SoC arena, and I do not know who will be able to take their crown within 2013--I suspect it won't be until 2014 until someone catches up. What I really miss most from the iPad, and Apple products in general, is their battery life. Being that Apple makes the entire product, including the chip, they clearly get the edge here, but they also have amazing batteries regardless of everything else. I hate the inability to replace them, but I have never actually seen

    33. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you come from the perspective that a large number of the reviews are paid for, your post boils down to the "do you want fries with that?" upsell.

    34. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      Not sure I want to see porn produced by Microsoft. Watching Ballmer hopping around on stage is bad enough already.

  3. The actual reason by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.
    Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

    1. Re:The actual reason by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      Your post mostly makes sense (especially the frustration of being in an ecosystem where the tablet purchaser is merely a commodity whose eyeballs will be sold to the highest bidder)... what the fuck is a DVD drive? I remember old, slow, failure prone round plasticky things but the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago... Are you talking about that?

    2. Re:The actual reason by Jeng · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that a majority of the Surfaces sold so far are developers looking for a reference system.

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    3. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I still have my original iPad, and while the Surface with its "integrated" keyboard would be nice, the biggest appeal would be local storage and having the semi-crappy Office Suite. My iPad battery is slowing dying so rather than getting a "new" iPad, I might get something else.

    4. Re:The actual reason by falcon5768 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them."

      Nope not going to happen, and there is a VERY good reason. Netbooks sucked SPECIFICALLY for everything you listed, tablets dont specifically because they dont pretend to be a full computer. People who buy them know this isnt a computer replacement for real work, but a supplement. Netbooks were trying to bill themselves as a computer replacement but they are really just a POS.

      That being said 99.9% of what most people use a computer for is easily handled by tablets. I do my email, surf the web, work on music, type papers and reports, and play some pretty good games on mine, all activities I did at home with my laptop but no longer need my laptop for. In fact since getting a iPad I literally ONLY use my laptop for work, and even there if in a pinch could SSH into my servers and work on them through command line if need be but would prefer my laptop over doing that.

      So no, that crash isnt going to happen and anyone thinking it will is smoking some pretty good crack

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    5. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad I'm not the only one. It seems with every software and app update to my original iPad, it crashes more and becomes slower. Safari, netflix, youtube, MLB at bat, various games... all these apps crash constantly and it's getting pretty frustrating.

    6. Re:The actual reason by Lynchenstein · · Score: 1

      I'd love to check one out. But I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for something based on some greasy tech blog reviews and a few press shots. As there's no MS store within 2 hours of me, there's very little chance I'll be able to buy one. HOWEVER, if MS could put these on the shelves at Best Buy, FutureShop (I'm in Canada, eh) or London Drugs, I'd happily fondle it and maybe even buy it.

      Also...while I'm sure MS would love to sell a bajillion of them, I understand these were developed as a way for MS to show it's hardware partners a thing or two about product design or something. I doubt they expected the RT models especially to fly off the shelves.

      My wife really wants a Surface Pro, however, and what she wants she usually gets.

    7. Re:The actual reason by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny, aside from your incorrect assessment about webpage rendering (at least on the tablets I have tried), I don't want any of those things on a tablet. That's why I have a laptop.

      When I'm taking transit (plane or bus) or sitting on the couch and I don't want to pull out my laptop, I don't see any problem with these genre of devices at all.

      Apparently you're not the target market and that is just fine.

    8. Re:The actual reason by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

      Ironically, Windows tablets did all of this and more before the iPad was introduced. I still think the reason they sold so poorly is that they cost so much and sacrificed too much performance for the touch screen. My Latitude XT retailed for over $2000 for a base model in 2008. Today's tablet PCs are a whole different breed: they don't cost much more than a regular laptop, they're just as powerful, and Windows 8 has many touch friendly features to make using them as a tablet enjoyable. This time around, it looks like Microsoft is seeing more demand for them as well.

    9. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      With the exception of the fingerprints/dvd issue, the Surface Pro solves all of those issues. If you're right, it looks like Microsoft might be on to something.

    10. Re:The actual reason by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

      I think you're looking at this through the lens of being focused on doing 'meaningful' work -- the vast majority of people using tablets are using them for passive entertainment and the like.

      I type a few emails on my tablet, not extensive word processing, spreadsheets, or writing code. I watch digital copies of movies that I get when I buy the Blu Ray. I don't care about 99% of the software ever written. I've never had to spend money on stuff, I just don't bother. I easily get my 10 hours of battery life as advertised. And I've never found myself needing either a USB flash drive or to print from it. These just aren't things I do with that device -- I have access to lots of other computers for that stuff.

      It's a device I'm more likely to use from an easy chair, the sofa, a lawn chair, an airplane, or occasionally even a hammock. It's entertainment, with some decent connectivity for when I'm on the road. it's en eBook reader, a video game, and can get me some useful information if I can get to wifi, which is pretty easy. And, I can use Google Voice to call the wife instead of paying hotel rates for long distance. It also gets used for those quick google searches in the living room you'd otherwise not bother getting up to do.

      I would argue that you can basically say smart phones are essentially useless for all of the identical reasons you list (and I'd be just as wrong as you), and I bet you have a smart phone. They have all of the same limitations you cite, and yet people have smart phones everywhere you look. I refuse to pay the data plan for a smart phone, so a tablet with wifi is a better fit for me. A smart phone and a tablet are essentially the same thing with a slightly different size.

      There is no universal way to decide the utility of a device, and different people do different things. It may be true that a tablet doesn't cover your needs, but you need to understand that your needs are probably not typical.

      I've had a tablet for about 2.5 years now, and I get a lot of use out of it. I don't use it to do my job or any serious work, but for all of those other little things, it's a convenient device with a more suitable form factor.

      The vast majority of people when using computers much of the time are NOT doing 'meaningful' work -- they're surfing the web, watching You Tube videos, sending a few emails, and playing games.

      Seriously, stop making categorical statements as if they were facts instead of just your opinion .. because I can say quite firmly that for me, my tablet doesn't suck, and was money well spent on a device I actually use. Just as I'm sure you can equally say that, for you, it's not a device you'd find a good fit for your needs. Neither is anything other than a subjective evaluation.

      I've taken my iPad on about 12 trips by now, and about 8-10 of those I also had my laptop. My laptop sits in the bag in case I need access to something, and has been used exactly once while on the road over the last two years. But my iPad sees 2-4 hours/day of use when I travel.

      So, maybe you need to recognize the fact that for many of the people who have bought tablets, it is a better fit than a netbook or a full laptop would be.

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    11. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big differnece is that netbooks were always niche products even at their peak and never reached the sales figures of the current tablet market. Also, most of your cons are mostly irrelevant for the vast majority of consumers such as DVD drives and not being able to run legacy software. Basically you're rehashing the "No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame." geek argument.

    12. Re:The actual reason by obarthelemy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're impressively wrong:

      1- Netbooks were made to stagnate by Intel and MS. Buyers never had any reason to upgrade, or rather, update, so once everyone vaguely interested got one, the market just died. I'm still happily using my Compaq Mini from 3-4 yrs ago, what's on sale right now isn't significantly better. Now, if I could get more RAM, a bigger screen, an i3... I'd probably upgrade. But MS and Intel have decided I shouldn't be able to.

      2- On the contrary, tablets are evolving incredibly fast. I'm on my 4th tablet in 2 years, and actually just sold it to upgrade. And I think I'll stay on the upgrade treadmill for a while, which, coincidentally, let's my "handee-downs" get on it, too.

      3- What matters is not that 99.999% of software ever written doesn't run: it's that 90% of the software you actually need does. I can do emails, RSS/Greader, Web, ebooks, video, music, kill-the-time games, even some Google Docs in a pinch. Sure, everyone is missing some apps. But not that many.

      4- You can get a keyboard, a mouse, SD cards and even USB sticks in most cases. What's your gripe ?

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    13. Re:The actual reason by Desler · · Score: 2

      Yeah, they're on to another poorly selling product.

    14. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing 95% of my computing needs on an iPad. If they added access to the files/folders it would push it to 99%.

      I'd still like better multitasking b/c safari reloading tabs is a pita.

      Would love to have a larger screen (12"-13") with the same weight. I hope IGZO will make this possible. I doubt that will happen since it would eat into macbook sales but it depends on whether they'd get more volume and profit from a larger iPad. I would certainly pay $200 more for a larger iPad with even higher resolution screen.

    15. Re:The actual reason by helix2301 · · Score: 2

      Not even "Oprah Tweeting Her Love For Microsoft's Surface From Her iPad" can help them sell a million units lol

    16. Re:The actual reason by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Your post mostly makes sense (especially the frustration of being in an ecosystem where the tablet purchaser is merely a commodity whose eyeballs will be sold to the highest bidder)... what the fuck is a DVD drive? I remember old, slow, failure prone round plasticky things but the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago... Are you talking about that?

      I have a DVD drive in my year-old Lenovo. I hate it everytime I startup the computer and am reminded of a device I have yet to use, and will probably never use (this is a work laptop - everything is pre-installed or downloaded - My home macbook has AppStore or downloaded everything as well). I hate it every time I accidentally push the "eject" button while putting it in my backpack. I just hate it taking up space and reminding me of 90's technology that no longer serves a useful purpose (DVDs? If you're watching recent movies, they're BluRays anyway).

      I could have written this same comment 3 years ago as well.

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    17. Re:The actual reason by fons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. Tablets fit with the changed computer behaviour.

      Computers and laptops are made for a desk and for work. But when I come home from work, i don't want to work anymore. I want to use my computer as entertainment (facebook, newssites, youtube, ...). Also, I don't want to sit at a desk but comfortably on a couch.

      My laptop/netbook is not ergonomic to use on the couch, and my phone is too small. So i use a tablet.

      Tablets are here to stay. And they will become the remote (or hub or whatever) for your tv.

    18. Re:The actual reason by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Try the local Best Buy. The store near me had one on display. By the looks of it you won't have to worry about them selling out ;-)

      When I tried it out the Metro interface didn't seem bad at all. It's pretty responsive.

    19. Re:The actual reason by Tridus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Realistically, anybody in the tablet market for something by Samsung or most of the other Android makers isn't in the market for a Surface due to price. The Surface is priced at the top of the market and totally ignores the rest of it. Most Android tablets are not priced at the top of the market.

      You can get a Nexus 7 for what, half of what a Surface RT costs? Realistically the target Surface market in terms of pricing is also the target iPad market, and taking on the iPad with a product tied in consumers minds to the less than stellar reviews of Windows 8 isn't exactly an easy task. It's no wonder they're getting smoked.

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    20. Re:The actual reason by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Which explains the sales

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    21. Re:The actual reason by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's still a lot of film/TV stuff that's available on DVD but not via online streaming, at least legally.

    22. Re:The actual reason by Githaron · · Score: 2

      How about watching or ripping a DVD or Bluray?

    23. Re:The actual reason by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      I think that a majority of the Surfaces sold so far are developers looking for a reference system.

      Or they don't read reviews. There are a staggering number of people who make completely uninformed purchases.

      Probably well meaning parents getting their kid or college student on in the hopes they will find a use for it (door stop, hold up plant, coaster, etc.)

      Some people will buy anything as a toy to tinker with.

      And then there's probably a few who genuinely want one because they think it will be an easy switch from their laptop.

      Considering the price, I don't even pay attention to it because I can build a decent desktop system and have enough left over to buy a Galaxy III

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    24. Re:The actual reason by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Funny

      they dont pretend to be a full computer. People who buy them know this isnt a computer replacement for real work,

      BS just look at all the hipster photographers trying to justify using their iPads as some sort of computer like image work flow tool and storage machine, meanwhile buying extra sd cards for dirt cheap gives you 100x more storage capacity then some 64gb tablet.

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    25. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago

      You know all that software I bought and paid for already that came in boxes...

      everything they do on it is designed to cost money
      This is the biggest thing that will eventually kill the iPad. Either cheaper alternatives (less than 100 bucks), or lower priced items (ie free without adverts).

      People are cheap. It is why everyone went bonkers over netbooks. They were small and crap but very cheap in comparison to a full blown laptop.

      Digital delivery is cool and all. It is the one thing that WinCE did horribly and why MS has no market share in it. However remember above all else people are cheap and feel ripped off buying something more than once. Vendor lockin will eventually kill itself. People will get tired of the 30% tax every bit of software out there has...

      Remember a few short years ago if you didnt have a blackberry you were extremely 'uncool'. It is the slate form phone/pad that is having its day. People are cheap and also fickle. In 2-3 years we will be talking about the different 'cool'.

      I have 1 tablet. My wife uses it about 1-2 times a month. I can count on one hand the number of times I have used it (and I am the one that wanted to buy it). I know I am not alone. At this point pretty much everyone who wants a pad has one or something close. The rest of the population is looking at them like 'wtf' I have an excellent laptop that does all of that and more.

      Right now they are a popular toy (much like the netbook). Give it 2-3 years and we can see if it went from toy to extension.

      The slate which is x86 actually looks slightly interesting to me. But will end up as a toy...

    26. Re:The actual reason by bobstreo · · Score: 1

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      Nah that's untrue, Mac's have the same issues.

    27. Re:The actual reason by andrewa · · Score: 0

      I replaced the DVD drives in my Apple MBP & work laptop with SSD drives. Simple. OK, maybe not so simple in the latest MacBook Pro models, which is one of the reasons why I am done with Apple hardware.

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    28. Re:The actual reason by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many here would say BitTorrent. Some here will say "digital copy". And a few others will say "my server does that for me".

      I don't need an optical drive on ALL of my machines....just one of them.....or an external drive that can be moved around as needed. (The Surface supports regular USB devices -- just like your laptop.)

    29. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace the dvd drive with a high capacity magnetic disk (or another ssd if you like) in a caddy. That works great!

    30. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might think that but a lot depends on what you connect to it :) and what you load.
      I've installed an arm version of ubuntu 12.041 in mine it is using a loop device for the system.
      I wrote a specification using libre office on the tablet using a keyboard case keyboard connected to a friends lan and printed it on a Samsung laser printer. if I reboot it can be back running android, best of both worlds.

      Posted from my Archos g9 101 currently running Ubuntu 12.041 with a gnome desktop but will be running ICS on the next reboot. I bought this tablet about a year ago for about euro 220.

      Tablets are pretty good with usb host mode you can plug in most devices and while android might not support many of them linx certainly can.

    31. Re:The actual reason by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Tablets won't go away like netbooks but the fad will probably die down. Tablets suit a lot of people that don't that much about computers and just want the internet.

    32. Re:The actual reason by Amouth · · Score: 2

      The Netbook market went from boom to flop because CPU manufactures didn't want to cannibalize their normal market and pulled production back, and the OS vendors didn't want to supply something light weight enough to be run on it. End the end to get something netbookish, that was current you where back to the cost of a low end laptop, so why bother? yes it went flop, but it wasn't because the consumers realized it didn't do what it wanted, but rather the suppliers realized people wanted it more than the higher margin items, and while they where making money, they where not making as much money.

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    33. Re:The actual reason by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      How about watching or ripping a DVD or Bluray?

      I watch DVDs or Blurays on the $50 thing plugged into my TV, not on a slate/phone/whatever where the CABLE to get the damn thing to show up on my big screen TV is about $50...

      (and yes i know that HDMI is showing up on most laptops; pretend i dont have one of those)

    34. Re:The actual reason by Rakishi · · Score: 0, Troll

      They're too fragile

      I have no complaints about my ipad, more solid than my hp laptop for sure.

      they don't have a DVD drive

      So? I can't remember when I last used that on my laptop or desktop, and maybe use it on my tv once every couple months. Why bother when I have netflix and so on.

      they're harder to type on

      So? It's still easier than dragging a laptop around or having to go find a desktop.

      the screen is tiny

      Big enough for what I use it for, I can always bring it closer to my face if need be.

      they get dirty with fingerprints

      Yeah, wiping the screen clean is such a giant awe inspiring hassle that whole ballads are written about it.

      the battery life is a lie

      My ipad last 10+ hours easily so you're simply wrong on this.

      most don't have USB flash drive capabilities

      So? See the dvd entry. You're a dinosaur, technology has moved on, accept and embrace it.

      they don't work with the majority of printers,

      So? See usb and dvd comments.

      and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

      So? I don't use my tablet for serious work so why would I care? For light work it's easier to start it up and use it than to drag out my laptop, find a place to sit, etc.

    35. Re:The actual reason by jon3k · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how so many bright, technical people on slashdot still don't "get it". 99% of the software written doesn't matter when you have a web browser that lets you access your e-mail, music, news and social networks. No one who uses an iPad, iPhone or any touchscreen smartphone has any appreciable problem with fingerprints. DVD drive I won't even respond to that's laughable. The need for USB thumb drives has really been minimized by services like Dropbox. People don't need to print when you literally have a digital tablet to read it on, and it depends on what you mean by "meaningful work". A lot of people just need a communication device with access to some web applications. Also people seem to make the assumption that an iPad can replace laptops and desktops, and while its true in a small number of cases, typically it's considered a "companion device". The problem with your logic here is you're comparing a device to a use-case that's about 10-15 years old. Certainly a large majority of businesses cannot work solely on an iPad. But the iPad has never been targeted at the enterprise, it's a consumer device through and through.

    36. Re:The actual reason by jon3k · · Score: 1

      How about Netflix and iTunes? If I really care about a movie, I'm watching it in the theaters or at home on a larger screen.

    37. Re:The actual reason by jon3k · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised, I actually assumed there would be at LEAST a million Microsoft fanboys who would buy one. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, there's Apple and Android fanboys too. I just thought the Microsoft faithful alone would push it well beyond the 1m mark. And I supposed it might still, given a little more time.

      Maybe everyone is holding out for the Surface Pro?

    38. Re:The actual reason by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

      And yet, I've received complaints from customers buying laptops (not what you'd call sleekbooks or netbooks or ultrabooks or ANY kind of book) that expected it to include an optical drive, which was absent. "Not all laptops have a DVD drive", I guess everything old is new again in portable computing :)

      Back to the slashmydots' comment though, I think you're missing the mark a little on the demographics that tablets are aimed at. Typing? Printing? USB storage? These were the kinds of things that tablet users already begrudged about their computing experience. And I use my tablet as my PRIMARY web browser. I only browse a "real" browser if I happen to be doing "real" computing on my MacBook.

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    39. Re:The actual reason by rsborg · · Score: 1

      How about watching or ripping a DVD or Bluray?

      That is what an external USB2 DVD/BlueRay drive is for. I own one. I have not used it ever since I bought it in 2009 so I could have a support device *just in case* my netbooks and MB Airs needed one.

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    40. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about watching or ripping a DVD or Bluray?

      For not a single one of the movies I ever bought, do I have any sort of documentation (or even an indirect hint) that I have authorization from the copyright holder, to descramble the CSS (or whatever the Blu-Ray equiv is called).

      A year or two ago, the Librarian of Congress graciously made it not-a-crime to watch the DVD, but it would still be a crime for anyone to sell me the software to do it, or even for me to write such software myself (not that I would be detected).

      This exemption does not apply to Blu-Rays.

      That isn't to say I've got a problem with breaking the law, but if I'm going to do that, then I might as well
      make it easy, faster, and save some money too. Ergo, only one copy of each movie ever needs to be sold, and the world market size for optical drives is .. one. The one person who needs to read these discs, happens to not be me (beause DMCA or not, I don't have the patience to deal with DRM or stay up-to-date on keys). And if I were going to do it, I wouldn't use my tablet for that job. That's what the much faster x264-encoding x86 box is for.

    41. Re:The actual reason by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      This has got to be one of the most erroneous lines of logic I've heard in awhile. You're essentially arguing that the tablet market is saturated and that the majority of purchases occurring are being made by people who already own a device and are simply upgrading to something newer within the ecosystem in which they're already locked. I.e. We should be seeing flat sales as upgrades occur at a relatively static rate.

      Does anyone really expect to see iPad or other tablet sales go down this holiday season from where they were last year? Come on.

      The truth of the matter is that tablet sales have been consistently increasing year-over-year for the last few years, starting with the iPad and now moving up even faster due to the Kindle, Galaxy Tab, Nexus tablets, and other lines. At this point, they're starting to eat into lower-end desktop and laptop PC sales, and there seems to be no end in sight, since their numbers continue to just go up and up at a pace that is still gaining speed. The market is nowhere close to being saturated.

      The reason the Surface is failing is simply because most people don't want one. Nothing more than that. It may be a marketing issue. It may be a design issue. It may be an engineering issue. It may be an economics issue. But it all boils down to people not wanting them. That's why they're not selling. If the issue were lock-in to existing ecosystems, you'd still see people making the jump as they replaced old hardware, just as we routinely see on the PC side of things (e.g. of the Windows 7 users planning to purchase a new computer soon, over 40% are planning to jump ship for an iPad or Mac instead of upgrading to Windows 8), but as the iPad 2 starts to show its age while getting shown up by yet another newer generation of tablets, and with its owners looking around to see what they want to get next as the holiday season approaches, we're not seeing Surface sales picking up. Instead, we're seeing that the majority of people have never even heard of Windows 8, which runs the Surface, and of those who have, 2/3 don't consider it an upgrade.

      To say the least, their problem is not what you think.

    42. Re:The actual reason by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm surprised, I actually assumed there would be at LEAST a million Microsoft fanboys who would buy one. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, there's Apple and Android fanboys too. I just thought the Microsoft faithful alone would push it well beyond the 1m mark. And I supposed it might still, given a little more time.

      Maybe everyone is holding out for the Surface Pro?

      I think the Microsoft Fanboy is a dying breed. Not simply because they've been burned a time or two, but because Microsoft is so incredibly late to this dance there's only so many wallflowers who haven't accepted iPad or Android in the interim and are now rather unwilling to jump ship for an unknown.

      Microsoft really needed to come out with a strong contender, but it's overpriced, new interface/behavior and then the boot dropped when the battery life of the Pro became its Achilles' heel.

      Ballmer must be done throwing chairs and is now moving on to throwing engineers around his office.

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    43. Re:The actual reason by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I think you're looking at this through the lens of being focused on doing 'meaningful' work

      For the price tags attached to most tablets, they damn well better do "meaningful work," especially in this economy.

    44. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My android tablet works with all my printers, from enterprise-class Xerox printers with integrated CUPS servers to consumer-class inkjets. How? Google cloud print.

    45. Re:The actual reason by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I actually do use my tablet for serious work. Not for most of my serious work, of course, but it makes a very decent RDP terminal for someone who doesn't want to carry around a laptop to log into a server while you are on call. I just connect to the VPN (if I am out of the office), RDP into my work machine, and I'm using my tablet to use whatever enterprise tools I need to run.

      The only problem I have actually run into is that, for some reason, I can't get the escape key to work on my RDP sessions, which makes vi a little hard to use, to put it mildly. Obviously, there are ways around that, and it's not the tablet's fault, of course.

      As a side note, I actually like using the "mouse" on a tablet screen much more than I do on a laptop touchpad or trackball.

    46. Re:The actual reason by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

      Ok, speaking as someone who has had an iPad since launch...

      I've maybe printed 10 pages in the last 31 months. And each time it's been "just in case they don't have a scanner" to read the barcode off my display. However, each time I printed those 10 pages, I used either my iPad or iPhone.

      DVD... are you friggin' kidding me? I pulled the DVD from my MacBook Pro years ago. Netflix, torrents, rips, and a whole bunch of apps from TiVo, Comcast, and the major networks, along with YouTube and the like.

      Fragile... I've yet to break one. I've always used a cover/case, but the insurance cost isn't that bad... and neither is the screen replacement.

      Tiny screen? 10" held at arm's length is equivalent to being much larger than a standard widescreen TV, let alone a notebook.

      Fingerprints? Nope, just keep your hands clean.

      "they don't run 99% of software ever written"

      That's funny because they run like 99% of the cool new software being developed today. Really, there's a reason why the running joke, "there's an app for that" got stale a long time ago.

      "everything they do on it is designed to cost money"

      I totally disagree with this one. Sure, not all software is free, but a lot of it is, especially if you already have a service for something else. For example, TiVo, Netflix, Comcast, etc... those apps are already free. Many are free ad based apps... YouTube, CNN, USAToday, etc... And apps on the iPad (or other mobile platforms) are MUCH cheaper than what we've experienced to date on desktops or other platform types. There are a lot of 99 cent apps, that offer functionality that on the PC back a few years would've matched for a ton more $$$.

      "the browsers don't display pages correctly"

      They mostly do now. Websites have moved away from Flash requirements, which is a good thing. Sure not all sites do display correctly, but they don't on every desktop browser either. On the other hand, many websites have native apps which provide increased functionality and features not present on their websites. Take a look at how much better sites like Reddit are as native apps (Alien Blue) or sites like eBay, Craigslist, YouTube, Facebook, CNN, etc...

      "most don't have USB flash drive capabilities"

      Many do if that matters to you. Those that don't, like the iPad, still can use wireless flash devices, or flash drives with an adapter.

      The bottom line though is that the satisfaction level on the more popular tablets is incredibly high. Netbooks never really achieved this. Netbooks were falsely attractive because of a convenience that was offset by nothing but negatives. Other than size and weight, they offered no advantages, and the size/weight were unrealistically achieved. The negatives of a tablet over a PC still exist, but they're offset by the numerous advantages.

    47. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get an Apple Wireless Keyboard for your iPad, jailbreak it, open a local terminal and enjoy your OpenSSH. That keyboard is great with iOS or Android.

    48. Re:The actual reason by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      MS fanboyism has been relegated to the realm of linux fanboyism circa '99 who remembers hearing this mentioning linux back then: "Why would anyone use that crap?"

      How the tables have turned.

    49. Re:The actual reason by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?

    50. Re:The actual reason by cpghost · · Score: 1

      In the part of the world where I live (and that's a first world country), they still sell DVDs in big retail stores. People still get their daily fix of entertainment and films from physical DVDs. They are very upset when their tablets don't have the ability to play them.

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    51. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post mostly makes sense (especially the frustration of being in an ecosystem where the tablet purchaser is merely a commodity whose eyeballs will be sold to the highest bidder)... what the fuck is a DVD drive? I remember old, slow, failure prone round plasticky things but the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago... Are you talking about that?

      Wait, wait, wait, hold on just a second. So you're meaning to tell me that you've embroiled yourself in truly hipster-esque levels of smug, smarmy, self-serving sarcasm like that, but you're NOT ironically fawning over old technology? Why, you're no hipster at all! You're just a garden-variety asshole with lines like that!

    52. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, same here. Also, they practically give new products away at the Microsoft employee store. I'd expect they'd have sold more than this just to there won employees, especially with Christmas around the corner. My sister Microsoft's last failed tablet that way.

      Microsoft's hoping that forcing everyone to use Windows 8 (I couldn't order Windows 7 the other day), will force everyone to use Metro. Once people forget how much they hated it, they'll want to buy Surface. Product forcing has worked for them before. I honestly don't think it will this time.

    53. Re:The actual reason by OldSport · · Score: 2

      Don't forget that there are other makers of quality Windows RT tablets as well. I demo'd the Surface in Boston, was relatively impressed, and then saw the Asus VivoTab RT -- generally has the same specs, good battery life, and comes with a *free* keyboard dock that not only turns it into a laptop with proper tactile feedback on the keys, but adds another 8 hours to the battery life. All for the price of a Surface sans any accessories. Not a hard choice to make.

      Apple's got it nailed because they're not competing with other hardware vendors -- only they can produce the stuff that runs iOS. Microsoft is competing with its own OS customers, though -- naturally there's going to be some cannibalism going on.

    54. Re:The actual reason by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I primarily watch Netflix and Hulu but I watch DVD/Blurays often enough to warrant having a player around. Almost all my media consumption is through a computer, phone, Kindle, and (rarely) a tablet. The same is true for everyone else in the house. There is a old TV in the house but no one uses it.

    55. Re:The actual reason by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you did. jeffmeden was more or less saying DVDs were pointless and outdated. I don't see how that is possible when a significant portion of the population still uses them.

    56. Re:The actual reason by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      And that's just fine. Touch screen computers do have demand. We've got a ton of them at my hospital, all running Windows XP (and IT has no intention of upgrading or changing the OS).

      Surface is late to the game and doesn't bring much to the group of people that want tablets. (*shrug*).

      Why can't we all just get along?

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    57. Re:The actual reason by rezalas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe they are selling poorly. They've sold around 1 million units, and they've only been out for around 1 month. It sounds great to say "less than 1 million units in a quarter!" but the truth is they haven't even been out for a quarter, not even half a quarter. But lucky for slashdot plenty of people are around to make accusations based on incomplete information and an extreme bias against a company that actually produces something (unlike most of the posters).

    58. Re:The actual reason by chispito · · Score: 1

      That being said 99.9% of what most people use a computer for is easily handled by tablets.

      You're grossly exaggerating. I use my computer for extended typing and content creation/editing.

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    59. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch.

      Well Apple keeps selling about 15 million a quarter, there are plenty of people buying tablets on a regular basis, just not Microsoft.

    60. Re:The actual reason by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? I've been looking at a new Apple laptop which has a DVD drive, and which changing that out for an SSD drive would be just as simple as in my 2 year old laptop.

    61. Re:The actual reason by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Considering the price, I don't even pay attention to it because I can build a decent desktop system and have enough left over to buy a Galaxy III

      Yeah, but that comparison is completely irrelevant, as we're talking about a portable computing device, and you're talking about something that is stuck on a desk.

    62. Re:The actual reason by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Honestly I never understood the "too late to the game argument." The same was said about Apple in 2006, and again about Android in 2008. The length of the "game" in this case is measured in decades, not months, and time and time again it's been shown that the first mover does not always maintain his advantage. iOS is the case in point here.

      With respect to the Surface and Windows RT in general, the only downsides in my opinion are the small app store (which will fix itself) and low resolution displays. Despite this, they still offer many advantages over the iPad including a full-size USB port, 99% office compatibility, multi user OS, the ability to run two apps side-by-side, full open file system, SD memory expansion, OS-wide keyboard and mouse support, full multi-monitor support, USB compatibility with devices (mice, keyboards, printers, cameras, game controllers etc.).

      With respect to sales in particular of the Surface, I think it reflects much more on the distribution strategy than the device itself. Surface is available in very few countries, and in those countries is restricted to mostly Microsoft-only retail channels. Some of the countries are mail-order only! You're not going to sell much of anything with this strategy, no matter how good it is.

      I don't know why Microsoft is doing it this way, but it might be two-fold. First, this is Microsoft's first first-party PC. They probably don't want to take it slow instead of diving head first into the deep end, and wide up screwing things up because of their inexperience. Second, they probably don't want to tick off OEM partners. If there were a Surface sitting next to every Asus or Lenovo tablet in Best Buy and Walmart or what have you, I think these OEMs would be pretty pissed. By restricting sales to channels they control, I think Microsoft has made a good compromise between competing with their own OEM partners and not stepping on their toes directly.

      The downside of this is you'll continue to see stories on Slashdot about how poorly it is selling compared to iPad, which is available in every retail store across the globe.

    63. Re:The actual reason by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      The fanboy's all bought Nokia Windows Phone 7 devices laughing at the Beta Test campaign. Imagine being a Windows nerd, having done that, and found out that your phone is obsolete in less than the period of a standard phone contract (24mths most places; 3 years in some) how your Apple fanboy friends will laugh at you if you turn up with a Windows 8 device.

      "Are you hoping for a free upgrade to 3.11"?

      "If the Windows 7 was the Gamma test, Windows 7.5 was the delta test, Windows 8 is the epsilon test, do you think they'll get it fixed before they run out of Greek letters?"

      "Windows Phone; straight from Alpha to bargain bin without going through 'test'".

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    64. Re:The actual reason by nickvad · · Score: 1

      Optical Drives are being phased out, look at the new Macbook for example. With USB 3.0 and cloud storage hardly anyone uses CDs/DVDs anymore.

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    65. Re:The actual reason by dev.null.matt · · Score: 1

      I don't want to sit at a desk but comfortably on a couch.

      You do realize that your "desktop" can be plugged into your TV, right? People have been doing this since at the very latest 2000 and if you have a large TV, you can easily read slashdot or whatever from your couch.

      Not trying to be snarky; it's just awesome and you really should try it if you haven't.

    66. Re:The actual reason by rezalas · · Score: 1

      I remember reading somewhere that the purpose for the Surface was originally to force developers to stop dumping out crap devices. Sort of a "Hey, we're going to release a nice piece of hardware with our next OS, and if you can't drop something better than a netbook to compete with it then I guess we don't need you." MS depends on their hardware providers to step up and compete with the iPad and iPhone, and up until the Surface none of them tried to do that effectively (not that they had a great OS for it with win7, but it was fairly good for touch). Now we see a ton of hybrids, slates, and touchbooks that all run Win8 with pretty nice features.

    67. Re:The actual reason by Victor+Liu · · Score: 1

      Why is there so much hate for netbooks? I've got a 10 inch eeePC from 3 years ago and I absolutely love it. I use it almost everyday and it still has great battery life of 3-4 hours down from 7-8 originally. Plus having a nearly full size keyboard makes doing actual work possible.

    68. Re:The actual reason by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      "Meaningful work" === "porn"

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    69. Re:The actual reason by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Porn is free; tablets are expensive.

    70. Re:The actual reason by cbhacking · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The funny thing is, most of what you're claiming as a problem for tablets is untrue of the Surface. If the world worked the way you thought, they should be hugely successful.

      * Too fragile: The magnesium shell on those things is tough. You can drop a Surface from standing height onto marble without any damage, or onto cement with only minor scratches. People have accidentally left theirs on top of cars, had them slide off on the freeway, and get run over... and aside from some cosmetic damage they worked fine. Seriously, do a search: "surface run over by car".

      * Don't have a DVD drive: technically true, but not a real problem. They have a USB port, so you can connect a drive if you want to. They have Windows networking, so you can access another PC's drive. They have a microSD slot, so you can rip a bunch of movies to something smaller than most fingernails and use that, rather than needing to lug a bunch of discs around. They can't run legacy software, so there's no need to worry about installing your old apps anyhow. (Surface Pro may make that more of an issue, but there's still all the other ways to get stuff off optical drives.) Hell, Win8 has built-in ISO mounting!

      * Harder to type on: I take it you've never tried the Surface Type Cover? IT's a full-size keyboard with very reactive keys that offer nice feedback and have almost no travel. I'll grant the Touch Cover takes a bit of getting used to, but only a bit; you'll be up to 50% of your physical-key WPM within an hour, and that's far from the limit. For purely touchscreen typing, of course that's harder, but Win8 does have some cool options for the software input panel, including a split mode for thumbs and handwriting recognition for styluses.

      * Tiny screen: Depends what you're comparing it to. Compared to my 27" desktop monitor, yeah, no shit. I can't even put that in my luggage though, much less a backpack or purse. Compared to my 15.6" laptop, a 10" tablet is definitely smaller but it's also often a few inches closer, which helps there. Compared to my 4" smartphone, it's a hell of a lot bigger... Also, the Surface has one of the largest screens in the modern tablet farm factor

      * Fingerprints: Way less of an issue than you might think. You can see smudges when the screen is off, but not (unless you specifically try to) when it's on. If you have really dirty hands - as in, you wouldn't want to shake hands with somebody - yeah, that's going to leave a mark, but it's easy enough to clean up if that happens (certainly a lot easier than cleaning a computer keyboard!)

      * Software: Actually, the Surface Pro does (or will) run "99% of software ever written" (to the extent that such hyperbole is true for any computer in operation today). The Surface RT does not (although if you can recompile for ARM, we're getting there) but it's getting more apps constantly.

      * Designed to cost money: Hardly. There's more free (ad supported or even just outright free of monetization) software on tablets and phones than I've seen anywhere else except on Linux and similar systems. Actually, there might still be more, if you don't count Android as a form of Linux. Mobile apps are almost never over $10 and the vast majority are under $3 if paid at all, and virtually every app has a trial so you can try it out. In a large number of cases the trial is even fully functional, with the "purchase" option basically being a suggested donation amount.

      * Browser problems: The exact opposite of true. Windows RT includes IE10, which compares well with Webkit (used on other tablets and on PCs) and also includes the legacy IE rendering engines, which means it works on those atrocious sites made for IE6. It also includes Flashplayer, which no other production tablet does. It does not include Java, but considering that the Java browser plugin is probably less secure than the Flash plugin right now, I'm OK with that; it's disabled on my PCs anyhow.

      * Battery life: Microsoft says 8 h

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    71. Re:The actual reason by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1
      Yeah, the Surface is Microsoft's attempt to reverse the "race to the bottom" price war going on with OEMs. What resulted from this was a market flooded with the cheapest, shittiest, most low margin products out there, and really had a negative impact for the Windows brand. When someone buys a crappy PC, they blame two people: the OEM and Microsoft.

      With Surface and Windows 8 in general, Microsoft was hoping OEMs would focus on creating devices with features consumers actually wanted to pay for, instead of paying as little as possible for as little PC as possible. So far this seems like the strategy is working; in the NPD article which was recently discussed on Slashdot, commentors glossed over this bit contained in the report:

      Average selling prices of Windows computing devices have jumped significantly this year. Last year, overall ASP was $433 while this year’s ASP over the past four weeks has risen to $477. Windows 8 notebooks have seen a nearly $80 rise in selling prices versus the prior year, propelled by the aforementioned strong performance of touchscreen devices and a solid uptick in the pricing on mainstream notebooks. Windows 8 desktop ASPs were also strong with selling prices up nearly 10 percent, driven by the same factors as notebook sales.

      And further there is this article, published yesterday, which says demand for PCs with touch features is strong.

      "Touch machines are actually selling above expectations," said Bob O'Donnell, a program vice president at IDC. And that means supply shortages. "Some vendors are actually facing shortages because touch panels are in limited supply. Vendors are saying they can't get as many touch-based machines as they would like to meet the demand that they're seeing."

      The article goes on to say that cheaper non-touch PCs are in lower demand than expected, but this might be what Microsoft had intended: raising prices by offering compelling features, rather than offering rock bottom (in terms of specs and price) PCs that people purchase but end up hating because the value is so low.

    72. Re:The actual reason by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      I agree. MS did enter the tablet arena late. But, if you remember, MS also entered the gaming console late as well. MS has the resources to stick with a product, even if it isn't initially successful. After all, look how they have stuck with the Windows Phone OS. MS isn't going to hold a fire sale any time soon. Besides, most people who are interested in a Windows tablet are holding out for the Pro version.

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      I have to disagree with the though that tablets will suddenly become passe. What will happen is the surge in tablet sales will slow down as the market gets saturated. However, it will have nothing to do with how much they "suck".

      - Fragile: No more fragile than a cheap laptop

      - No DVD dive: Streaming and Downloadable movie rentals (Amazon, iTunes, etc.), apps, etc. Why do you need a DVD drive again?

      - High Cost: I agree here. A good Tablet (i.e. iPad, Asus TF700T, etc.) will cost as much as a good laptop. The cost of add-ons (case, USB adapter, extra charger) can add up to the cost of an Ultraportable. However, Apps are cheaper than Windows software... So, there are some tradeoffs. On the other hand, a cheap tablet for browsing the web and playing games is cheaper than the cheapest laptop and, in some ways, more functional.

      - Screen is tiny: The 7" screens are a bit small, but I see them as being used for reading, which requires a lighter device. The 10" screens works well and is about the right weight to carry and work with. My guess is the complaint here is that they are hard to read, but for that you have the pinch/zoom. The point is that the screen needs to be small enough to be portable. Saying it's too tiny is like buying a 60mpg car and expect it beat a Ferrari on the test track.

      - Fingerprints: Yes, a touchscreen will gather fingerprints. It is annoying at times. But most are designed to be easily cleaned with a micro-fiber cloth in 5 seconds or less. How hard is that?

      - Apps: Your right, they (Except for the upcoming Microsoft Surface Pro) will not run desktop apps. Then again, how many desktop apps are optimized for touch? Tablets are not meant as creation devices, they are consumption devices (reading, watching videos, surfing the web, etc.). That being said, give it time. Tablets have only been around for a few years. The apps will get better and more functional over time.

      - Browsers: I agree. About 60 to 70 percent of the web pages display properly. However, this is a function of the browser app itself, and not the tablet. Browser apps have improved a lot and will continue to improve. That being said, most major web sites have apps for accessing content on a tablet.

      - Battery Life a Lie: I can't disagree more. My thought is that you may have had experience with an older tablet. Most current tables will come close to the advertised battery life. Where consumers might be confused is the advertised battery life is based on web browsing, reading email, watching a couple of youtube videos, nothing too demanding. That being sai

    73. Re:The actual reason by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Considering the price, I don't even pay attention to it because I can build a decent desktop system and have enough left over to buy a Galaxy III

      Yeah, but that comparison is completely irrelevant, as we're talking about a portable computing device, and you're talking about something that is stuck on a desk.

      Not the Galaxy III. Didn't read the sentence that far?

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    74. Re:The actual reason by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      DVDs are not slow, or failure prone.

      The are the only source for some things.

      They are much faster than the Cloud. They are much more reliable than the Cloud too. So is any local attached storage. So is any storage that sits on your own home network. That's true regardless of whether or network is wired or wireless.

      DVDs aren't the flavor of the month.

      It ultimately means that they will get looked down upon by fashionista who either don't care about the important details are are completely ignorant of them.

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    75. Re:The actual reason by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Taking the points one by one:

      They're too fragile

      Lived with one for years. So far, no breakage. My laptop, on the other hand... Bzzzt!

      they don't have a DVD drive

      You still use them? I haven't used or missed mine in years... Bzzzt!

      they're harder to type on

      Agree with you there.

      the screen is tiny

      Tablets come in various sizes. I don't like the 10", preferring the 7" size myself. Bzzzt!

      they get dirty with fingerprints

      Never noticed this as a problem. I typically just rub against my shirt every so often. Bzzzt!

      they don't run 99% of software ever written

      If you want MS Office, buy a PC. They run enough stuff that it's rare for me to think "Geez I wish it had that". I'm more likely to experience the opposite - the tablet/phone doing stuff I didn't think was even possible. Point your phone at a plane going by and get an instant read out of what flight it is? Really?!?!? (Bzzzt!)

      the browsers don't display pages correctly

      Some pages, perhaps. It was worse a few years ago. Nowadays, not so much. Bzzzt!

      the battery life is a lie

      My 7" Android tablet comfortably gets about 6 hours in continuous use, the iPad typically lasts a few days between charges. Neither is annoying. Bzzzt!

      most don't have USB flash drive capabilities

      Depends on the model you buy. My tablet has room for a micro flash card which fits nicely into a USB adapter. (Bzzzt!)

      they don't work with the majority of printers

      Strange that I haven't noticed, being as cloud printing works fine... (ahem... Bzzzt!)

      it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form

      Here is the point of tablets. I don't *do meaningful work* on a tablet. It's a consumer device, it's a replacement for the newspaper or magazine. Don't view them as a replacement for a "full on computer" because they aren't. But as they get refined, expect them to creep up the food chain as their clear advantages overwhelm the PC.

      For example, many (most?) tablets support bluetooth, and [bluetooth keyboards have long been available](http://www.amazon.com/s/?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Abluetooth+tablet+keyboard&keywords=bluetooth+tablet+keyboard&ie=UTF8&psrk=bluetooth+tablet+keyboard) at prices that compare roughly to "normal" keyboards.

      So even here, it's a draw, depending on what you call "meaningful work". They aren't a desktop replacement. I don't write software on a tablet, I do it on a Fedora laptop. But it's silly to suggest that simply because it's not a desktop, that they are worthless.

      They aren't. (Bzzzt!)

      Oh, BTW, your score appears to be about 1:10 against.

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    76. Re:The actual reason by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      No, the hipsters use Dropbox for storage so that their portable device isn't the only place where the file resides. SD cards fail, get lost, and over all just get in the way.

    77. Re:The actual reason by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Get a $30 usb optical drive. You can share it between all the devices in the household, rather than having to get one on each device you buy. Of course, you can easily see the disincentive here for the computer manufacturers.

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    78. Re:The actual reason by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Yah you tell me. I'm gonna try to instantly upload 10 gigs of photos to some remote site and come home and download 10 more gigs. Sure, Sure...

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    79. Re:The actual reason by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      BS just look at all the hipster photographers trying to justify using their iPads as some sort of computer like image work flow tool and storage machine, meanwhile buying extra sd cards for dirt cheap gives you 100x more storage capacity then some 64gb tablet.

      Screw workflow. All the photographers I know and myself bought one and use it for the same reason that we ran out and bought an iPhone when we first saw one. We looked at it and said to ourselves, "I can put my entire portfolio on here and carry it with me everywhere!" It's lighter than a gallery of 8x10 photos or a laptop, turns on instantly, and you can hand it over for people to look at without an issue. Early adopters because it fills a service that no other device at the time did. For that matter, all the artists I know have done the same.

    80. Re:The actual reason by jbengt · · Score: 1

      A Galaxy III is stuck on a desk?

    81. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck is a DVD drive?
       
      It is a device that allows you computing device to allow you to legally choose where you get your media from. It predates the fools who are locked into Apple and other devices who buy each copy over and over again for different devices from the same "store". (DVD drive not required for Pirate Bay.)

    82. Re:The actual reason by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      That's what thepiratebay and/or usenet is for. Or if you want to be legit, hulu/netflix.

      I personally only own one blu-ray disc, which I haven't even watched, and I stopped renting dvd/blu-ray over a year ago.

      Meanwhile I still have access to all of the latest releases, many even before they've actually been released. I downloaded the dark knight rises on blu-ray on november 15th, which is over three weeks before it was on store shelves/amazon. Renting on blu-ray/dvd from netflix or blockbuster's mail service you'll have to wait a few months after that even.

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    83. Re:The actual reason by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      They use it because digital (Internet) distribution of content is still in its infancy.

      And that's not just because you guys in the US have shitty "broadband" (the rest of the developed world solved that issue long time ago), it's because the content owners do not allow easy purchase/rent of a movie or so over the Internet.

      Yet there are plenty of signs the DVD and CD are on their way out. I'm in the recycling business, and I used to handle quite some CD/DVD production wastes - but some five, six years ago this trade almost totally collapsed. There was simply no supply available any more, and supply of waste is a direct measure of actual production (as production simply has a certain percentage of rejects).

      The age of the optical media is over, it's a sunset industry. It will not go away completely, ever, but it's getting more and more irrelevant.

    84. Re:The actual reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Realistically, anybody in the tablet market for something by Samsung or most of the other Android makers isn't in the market for a Surface due to price.

      Exactly. Windows 8 on a tablet is actually quite nice. Maybe not quite as smooth as iOS, but certainly better than Android (heck, even WebOS was a nicer system than Android). So I think Microsoft is right in competing with the iPad.

      But you can get an iPad for 400 dollars - the surface is 600! How exactly they want to compete with a well established product without beating it either in functionality (apps) or price is hard to understand.

    85. Re:The actual reason by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      what the fuck is a DVD drive? I remember old, slow, failure prone round plasticky things but the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago

      People have software and data on CDs/DVDs still, plus us oldsters still have DVD movies.

      I know it's cool to have everything streamed from the cloud, but we don't all have high speed broadband and no legacy discs we want to access.

      Also, at work, things like Office and accounting packages still come on physical media.

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    86. Re:The actual reason by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I just hate it taking up space and reminding me of 90's technology that no longer serves a useful purpose (DVDs? If you're watching recent movies, they're BluRays anyway).

      We don't have a BluRay player in our house, and we do have lots of old DVDs that the kids still watch. Just because something is not cool and trendy doesn't mean that it's an obsolete technology.

      You may just download new games from BitTorrent, Steam or whatever, but I still have a lot of old games on CDs/DVDs, for instance, not to mention old backups.

      You don't need a DVD drive on your tablet, but that is only because you have a DVD drive on at least one of your other computers.

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    87. Re:The actual reason by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There's still a lot of film/TV stuff that's available on DVD but not via online streaming, at least legally.

      We don't use the word "legally" here.

      Copyright infringement!=theft. Theft is a crime. Anything that is a crime is illegal. Therefore you are accusing downloaders of being the same as serial child killers. Therefore you are a RAFIAA shill.

      Something like that.

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    88. Re:The actual reason by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I type a few emails on my tablet, not extensive word processing, spreadsheets, or writing code. I watch digital copies of movies that I get when I buy the Blu Ray. I don't care about 99% of the software ever written. I've never had to spend money on stuff, I just don't bother. I easily get my 10 hours of battery life as advertised. And I've never found myself needing either a USB flash drive or to print from it. These just aren't things I do with that device -- I have access to lots of other computers for that stuff.

      But that's the whole point. Most people don't have lots of other computers. They want one machine to do everything, and neither netbooks nor tablets can do that.

      I don't think anyone's saying that tablets don't have their uses, just that they are not the whole answer.

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    89. Re:The actual reason by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Would anyone really ever want to rip and encode a Blu-Ray on a woefully underpowered tablet? I don't even want to use my laptop for that, and it's got a quad-core i7.

      I use a real workstation for real work.

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    90. Re:The actual reason by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them.

      That's a shame, between making music, editing video and photos, web browsing, social networking, media streaming, writing and gaming, I seem to get a lot of use out of mine.

      So how long do you think it will be before people like me realise they suck, roughly? There's a lot of people going to be in for a big disappointment on that day.

    91. Re:The actual reason by andrewa · · Score: 1

      Dear s73v3r, First, settle down..... Second, the latest MBP range does not include an internal SuperDrive (DVD), so I'm not sure how 'new' the Apple laptop is that you are looking at... If you had actually read my comment you would see that it says "the latest MacBook Pro models". Now, take your outrage and go and do something useful with it.

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  4. Raspberry Pi by doconnor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sounds like the a tiny, caseless computer for hackers and wannabe hackers designed mostly by volunteers is going to outsell a flagship product from one of the most powerful companies in the world.

    1. Re:Raspberry Pi by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      If you compare quarterly Surface sales to annual Pi sales, you'd be correct.

    2. Re:Raspberry Pi by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

      Maybe because one is $500 and one is $25?

  5. Film at 11 ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft has no clue what users actually want, film at 11.

    When is Microsoft going to learn to make a truly consumer-oriented device other than the XBox? Not with support for Office (that takes up most of your space apparently), not with support for Outlook, but to do the things people are using other tablets for.

    Every time they release a product, the marketing is so heavily geared to Office/Outlook/Exchange I have to wonder if Microsoft is aware of the fact that loads of people use computers for things that don't involve their business applications.

    If your marketing is focused on how I can do spreadsheets and connect to my corporate Exchange server, then you have no idea of what it is I'd be looking to use this kind of device for. Because I don't want either of those features.

    It just always seems Microsoft is so focused on their business tools, that the result is too much focus on that. And it always seems like they launch a product after someone else has been successful with it, and then miss some of the attributes of the other product which make it successful in the first place.

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    1. Re:Film at 11 ... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe they think they can sell lots of units by having HQ buy it for employees, rather than having the employees wanting to buy it for themselves.

      Sure worked well for RIM. ;)

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    2. Re:Film at 11 ... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has no clue what users actually want, film at 11.

      When is Microsoft going to learn to make a truly consumer-oriented device other than the XBox? Not with support for Office (that takes up most of your space apparently), not with support for Outlook, but to do the things people are using other tablets for.

      Every time they release a product, the marketing is so heavily geared to Office/Outlook/Exchange I have to wonder if Microsoft is aware of the fact that loads of people use computers for things that don't involve their business applications.

      If your marketing is focused on how I can do spreadsheets and connect to my corporate Exchange server, then you have no idea of what it is I'd be looking to use this kind of device for. Because I don't want either of those features.

      It just always seems Microsoft is so focused on their business tools, that the result is too much focus on that. And it always seems like they launch a product after someone else has been successful with it, and then miss some of the attributes of the other product which make it successful in the first place.

      If Microsoft wanted the surface to be successful, they would have put it in the hands of corporate purchasing and said "ban iPads from your wifi network, give these out, and your workers will be productive again!". They got the features right for what any enterprise would want it to do, they just don't get that consumers looking to blow $500 don't give a crap about productivity. their BOSS does.

    3. Re:Film at 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that actually makes sense to me to market it that way. Get the guys who make the decisions to get tablets for everyone in their workplace. People get used to the win8 tablet and just decide that they also want it for their home.

    4. Re:Film at 11 ... by Tridus · · Score: 1

      Except that the iPad started making its way into the workplace when bosses saw their kids playing with them and said "I want one of those instead of that bulky PC."

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    5. Re:Film at 11 ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      They got the features right for what any enterprise would want it to do, they just don't get that consumers looking to blow $500 don't give a crap about productivity. their BOSS does.

      And what percentage of tablets have been purchased by consumers instead of companies? I'm betting it's a significant chunk, and probably the lion's share.

      Microsoft really needs to understand the spreadsheets and Exchange aren't what most consumers are looking to do.

      Those "I'm a PC I'm a Mac" ads had it pretty well nailed, it's not all about making TPS reports ... it's about fun and entertainment. And Microsoft keeps planting themselves firmly on the boring business stuff, when there's a huge market of people looking for these things for other purposes.

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    6. Re:Film at 11 ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The Surface Pro maybe but not the Surface. The Surface does not do well in a corporate environment and has disadvantages over even an iPad.

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    7. Re:Film at 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you haven't seen that ad with the irritating 8 year old burning $20 of printer ink and then video calling her retard dad.

      Clearly targeted at 8 year old girls with $1600 computer budgets.

    8. Re:Film at 11 ... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Microsoft is hamstrung by Office/Exchange/AD. They feel the need to include it in everything whether it's needed or not. Maybe they should have let the XBox group design the tablet instead. Then they might have a winner. I mean, who would use an XBox to edit a fucking spreadsheet on their big screen TV? Nobody. The XBox is a consumer device, just like tablets are.

    9. Re:Film at 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly I think you are wrong. The reason I don't have a Surface tablet is because I could not find a way for it to communicate with Exchange and Office 365 SharePoint. All documentation and commercials point to consumer use not business. It only comes with the Home Student edition of Office. There is really one basic task my tablet / mobile device must do. Connect to multiple Exchange Accounts. I have a Nokia 920 and I miss some of the useful apps on the iPhone. Not enough to return it but I do miss them. The consumer market is NOT where MS should be with surface. The other problem is the price. The surface RT is overpriced for the market. It needs to start at $299 w/ the keyboard. The Surface pro needs to start at $599 with the keyboard. That will sell.

    10. Re:Film at 11 ... by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

      I love my 360, don't get me wrong. It came out on top this generation and has provided me with tons of enjoyment, as well as providing by far the most sane experience on any console since pretty-much ever. But the XBox dashboard is about as consumer-oriented as a TV stuck to receive only a shopping channel. A shopping channel for MARTIANS.

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    11. Re:Film at 11 ... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      When is Microsoft going to learn to make a truly consumer-oriented device other than the XBox?

      FYI, they make (or at least made) a fantastic mouse.

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    12. Re:Film at 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that when they DON'T bundle support for Office/Exchange/AD into a product, the reviewers and slashdot tend to bitch the other way about how those are key features in a MS product, so why by it if it won't interoperate with their server equipment

    13. Re:Film at 11 ... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      And you are probably not representative of the market for tablet computers.

      The GP post had it correct. If the XBox division had created this and tied it closely with gaming and entertainment, I think you could get a hell of a lot more sales. Thnk hybrid Tablet/XBox games, multi-tablet games, and as a controller for more complex games (as well as the stand-alone Angry Birds type games, of course).

      Corporate will buy a tablet when they want one. Pretty much regardless of cost.

      Home users want (and now expect) something more (or less!) than Exchange/SharePoint compatibility.

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    14. Re:Film at 11 ... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      I guess what my post was poorly alluding to was that consumers are out there buying iPads because they are lured by how shiny it is and how good the games are, and THEN take it to their work and ask "why can't I be productive with this?" If you rounded up all the iPad owners who have had it for a few months or more, and asked them if they would trade their iPad in for something that was completely productive but didn't play angry birds, I bet you would get a LOT of interest. It's just that consumers are so short sighted, and that put the electronics market is in a full nosedive; every year we line up to buy a brand new round of shit we don't need, that has even less features, while the computers that literally make the world tick sit unchanged for going on 20 years.

      but i digress.

    15. Re:Film at 11 ... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Aside from existing internal apps written for a specific platform, what are you talking about with "disadvantages over even an iPad"?? Surface offers substantially better support for Microsoft environments (which most corporate systems are) than iPads, in terms of networking, scripting, file formats, Exchange support, BitLocker encryption (not that iPads can access removable media at all...), SharePoint integration, internal web apps written for IE, remote access software, printing (an immensely wider range of supported printers, plus scanners and such) and so on.

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    16. Re:Film at 11 ... by gewalker · · Score: 1

      But they can play angry birds on the RT device, the space and star wars edition at least. There are many many other games that they won't be able to play though. If you want to use your tablet at work, you will also need an IPad if you want to be "da bomb" when chillin' with your buds. Android users at least get pity for not being able to afford an IPad -- but paying more? Must be a nerd. Surprisingly, that is not enough to guarantee success with the Slashdot crowd.

    17. Re:Film at 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume iPad/Galaxy users are their target audience. They aren't: business users are. Microsoft are hoping that enough business users are sick of trying to get any real work done on consumer tablets to carve a niche. The Surface tablets are for people who want an ultrabook that they can use as a tablet when they're done working.

    18. Re:Film at 11 ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Er? Windows RT cannot join a domain, and is limited to rudimentary management through Exchange ActiveSync or Microsoft System Center Configuration Manager. So no I don't see Sharepoint integration, or legacy apps working for RT. I believe you are confusing RT with Pro. Pro comes with Win 8.

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  6. this and win8 enough to get rid of balmer? by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Funny

    at this point it may not matter. microsoft may already be mortally wounded like Motorola was a couple of years ago.

  7. FUD by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As much as I'd love to bash on Microsoft for a while, I must say that there seems to be some FUD floating around here. You have reviewers generally praising the hardware and the OS while at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

    Seems to me that MS could drop the price to make it a loss-leader and watch them fly off the the shelves, if they wanted.

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    1. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've played with the surface and I really like it. But there is a reason I don't already own a tablet: they just don't represent much of a value to my life since I already have a macbook pro and a work laptop.

      I would mainly use it as a glorified e-reader.

      The surface has potential but most people who would buy a tablet... have.

      At 200 though they would fire sale the hell out of them and be plentifully available, which would kick-start the apps ecosystem.

    2. Re:FUD by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Well, considering that Surface RT is not backwards compatible, that sounds like good advice. I can't imagine all the confusion that will occur when your average consumer buys one and then realizes that they can't install their current Windows software. Then they go to the app store and realize that there may not be a suitable replacement. I think MS should not have named it Windows RT to avoid any confusion. This had the same ingredients as the Vista ready/capable fiasco.

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    3. Re:FUD by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1, Interesting

      at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

      The store is actually fairing very well. Since launch, the number of apps have doubled (at about 26,000 now) and is increasing at a rate of about 20% per week. Many apps have passed the million download mark. The previous link also explains that some apps have even crossed $25k in revenue, which shifts their takeaway from 60% to 80% of revenue for life. This is very attractive to developers. Further, it looks like already the Windows store is outperforming the OSX appstore, which has been open for two years, despite the fact that as of now, more people use OSX than Windows 8. The Windows store has twice as many apps, and daily download volume is 5x higher.

      I think the success of the Windows store is an eventuality due to the sheer number of licenses Windows will sell just for being Windows. For the surface and other tablets, I think this is their lifeline, as their app ecosystem will increase regardless of how Surface or any other tablet sells.

    4. Re:FUD by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what they did with the Xbox division nearly a decade ago, and the division is still years from paying back the investment.

      Even Microsoft can't afford to float vast sums of money to buy market share forever, and what's more I doubt the investors will tolerate pissing billions away.

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    5. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't need to do that to kickstart the apps ecosystem; that's what Windows 8 is for.

    6. Re:FUD by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think you are right.

      They came in a market ruled by two players and expected consummers to get on their knees for the product. That just doesn't happen. They need to make a name for themselves and only then can they increase the pricing to match their competitors.

    7. Re:FUD by tgd · · Score: 2

      As much as I'd love to bash on Microsoft for a while, I must say that there seems to be some FUD floating around here. You have reviewers generally praising the hardware and the OS while at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

      Seems to me that MS could drop the price to make it a loss-leader and watch them fly off the the shelves, if they wanted.

      There's both FUD and just plain stupidity.

      The Surface is available online -- where no one can touch it before buying -- and in about 30 Microsoft stores. Nowhere else. The bizarre thing is that anyone would've expected huge sales numbers. You basically have 30 places people can actually touch one before buying it. I'd also bet 99% of the people who will reply in this thread will have never laid a finger on one, either.

      These posts are just as ignorant as the (exactly opposite of reality) "ZOMG Windows8 isn't selling" posts that have happened a few times in the last few weeks on here. People think a device with deliberately limited retail availability is a failure for not selling as much as devices you can buy at Best Buy, just like people don't seem to get that PC sales don't matter a squat to Microsoft. If 40 million people upgrade to Win8 instead of buying a new computer, that hurts Dell and HP, not Microsoft.

      IMO, its the stupidification of the media and the consumers of the media. Just as Fox learned it can make any shit up it wants and its rabid followers will shut their brains off and eat it up, so have places like Slashdot.

    8. Re:FUD by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 0

      Source? I thought xbox moved into the black a couple of years ago. Or maybe you're not taking xbox live numbers into account?

    9. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The previous link also explains that some apps have even crossed $25k in revenue, which shifts their takeaway from 60% to 80% of revenue for life

      Some apps have made a whole $25,000? That's the equivalent of selling about ten copies of some of the desktop Windows apps I use.

      $25,000,000 might actually be interesting. $25,000 is laughable unless they're fart apps the developers threw together in an afternoon.

    10. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So let me get this right: you're claiming that Microsoft deliberately didn't want to sell these things and therefore made them hard to buy, so not selling many is a great success?

    11. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever used an appstore? Most apps cost $1 - $2.

    12. Re:FUD by geoskd · · Score: 1

      at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

      Many apps have passed the million download mark.

      The first question that comes to mind is: If they have sold less than 1 million Surface', how is it that there have been more than a million downloads of any App? That sounds like false advertising to me...

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    13. Re:FUD by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      1) Tablets other than the surface run Windows RT. There are about half a dozen models from Asus, Lenovo, Dell, etc.
      2) More importantly, most apps are available for both x86 and ARM.

    14. Re:FUD by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      The Xbox division started turning a profit. That is not the same thing as paying back the huge amounts of money thrown at it.

      And let us never forget the ions thrown at MSN/Live/Bing

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    15. Re:FUD by sensationull · · Score: 1

      Yes, they don't want to piss off the OEMs so that they make less MS OSed products if they don't need to, they just want to show them how it could be done better. This is a gentle nudge to places like Acer telling them to stop using recycled plastic bags to make computer cases with. Have you seen the Surface with skateboard wheels on it that the engineering manager stood on at a presentation. It still worked, try doing that with an iPad, they are robust bits of equipment and a warning to OEMs to start building better quality gear.

    16. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have reviewers generally praising the hardware and the OS while at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem.

      Sounds like the Touchpad, but I don't remember anyone calling that FUD. Ah, but perhaps HP don't employ "image management" companies to post on popular websites and paid for reviews. Maybe that's it?

    17. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Seems to me that MS could drop the price to make it a loss-leader and watch them fly off the the shelves, if they wanted.

      That would also make the MS OEMs 'fly off the shelves'. The OEMs struggle to make a profit while sending a significant part of their revenue to MS for the 'privilege' of promoting Windows and Office. Now you are suggesting that MS use this money from the OEMs to undercut their market and ensure they either run at a loss or never sell another computer. Meanwhile MS bring in revenue from selling apps and services, a market denied to the OEMs.

      So yeah, MS, please sell Surface at a loss and then build your own PCs and phones and sell those at a loss too. Everyone hates Dell and Lenovo anyway.

    18. Re:FUD by Threni · · Score: 1

      They keep showing the same advert for it in the UK over and over. It's a really blatantly American advert; no attempt has been made to produce a commercial for the UK market - so whenever it comes on it's like 30 odd seconds of a bizarre nerdy High School Musical/Honey BooBoo Child hybrid. It shows people throwing these odd little laptops with detachable keyboards (which are thinner than the display), but makes no attempt to explain what it is, what you'd do with it and why you'd want one. At least the bland, patronizing Apple commercials show you a bunch of apps and explain - very slowly - what you can do with it. I don't think I've ever seen a Google advert, but the OS doesn't seem to be suffering because of it, which tells you pretty much all you need to know about the efficacy of commercials.

  8. Side note... by Shoten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a refugee from HP, I have to say that I derive immense joy from the "at least they did better than HP" comment in this story. EXCELLENT! (And yes, I'm hugely into schadenfreude.) Now, I just have to wait a bit before I hit "preview" because it seems that any post that comes before all others is somehow considered inherently suspect, and gets modded down. (I suspect that if Einstein had posted E=MC^2 that way, it would have been modded "Troll," even if it were directly applicable to the topic being discussed.)

    But yes...it does seem like this is the Zune all over again. Late to compete against a mature product that defines a market space, and by most accounts inferior to that main competitor...only the Zune was actually price-competitive if I recall correctly. At least with Windows Mobile, they've had multiple products to unsuccesfully compete against over the years...Palm, then Blackberry, then the iPhone.

    Okay, it's been 5 minutes...someone MUST have posted SOMETHING by now...(hits 'Preview')

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    1. Re:Side note... by Shoten · · Score: 0

      Oh, DAMMIT! Came in first anyways??? Christ.

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    2. Re:Side note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nope. You failed epically. You have a low id (lowest 10%) and are still wrapped up in first posts and moderation. Can you seriously just grow up?

    3. Re:Side note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood the hate for Zune, personally. I had both a first-gen and an HD, and both were wonderful devices. Friends with iPods would use it and automatically ask "wait, what is this? I like it." Other than the leap year bug, I never had a problem with either one.

    4. Re:Side note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dynamic mode posts always appear directly under what you've replied to, or at the top if they're root posts. Also, what he said about growing up.

  9. Not bad considering by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

    ... that they're a late player in the tablet game and have had terrible experience with their smartphone OS.

    Apple shifted two million in its first quarter.

    Even the stupid playbook shifted a large number (shipped, not sold, half a million in Q1) and then its numbers went off a cliff.

    I think the Q2 numbers will be more insightful.

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    1. Re:Not bad considering by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Not bad considering by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes but there is also a difference between "shipped" vs "sold". The Apple sold 2 million iPads in a market that was in its infancy as the demand was great enough that shipped=sold. While tablets existed before the iPad, it wasn't until the iPad that they were sold in any meaningful numbers. The Surface is struggling to "ship" a million units meaning there might be considerable pushback from retailers due to lack of demand.

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  10. good deal on Surface tablets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully the price will fall to the floor so I can get my hands on one and throw Jelly Bean on it...

  11. The Problem by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most Honest reviews of the surface are actually pretty positive. I think the main problem is that it's $650 by the time you add the touch cover. And most of the reviews say you need the Type cover to get a really good experience, which is even more expensive. For the price you can get a decent ultrabook that runs all your old windows programs, and is about the same size. Only thing missing is touch, which although nice, isn't a must-have feature. Most people are probably awaiting the Surface Pro, if they are thinking of buying a surface at all, because then you can run all your old Windows Software. If you can't run your old software, you could just get an iPad or a Nexus 7/10.

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    1. Re:The Problem by NIK282000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am one of the holdouts for the Pro but I did get my hands on the ARM version a few weeks ago at the only bloody MS Surface booth in Ontario. In the 5min I was holding it I managed to find everything I was looking for and didn't have any hiccups in responsiveness or performance. It is a shame that they are so late to the game but I don't think windows vista/7 would have worked as well in a tablet situation.
       
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    2. Re:The Problem by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Just bought a decent full sized lenovo laptop brand new for 250$.... what are in these tablets that make them so expensive?

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    3. Re:The Problem by sribe · · Score: 1

      Most people are probably awaiting the Surface Pro,

      BWAHAHAHAHA what a laugh!

      if they are thinking of buying a surface at all

      Oh. OK, I'll agree with that ;-)

    4. Re:The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      full sized

      tablets

      hurr durr

    5. Re:The Problem by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      I think most potential Surface customers will just get a touch-enabled laptop running Win 8 (after SP1). If they want a more tablet-y experience, they'll just get one that comes apart or pivots; most of the new touted features plus a real Windows environment in the same pricing ballpark.

    6. Re:The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An ultra-thin custom battery, and 10" capacitive panel, but really we all know it's the high cost marketing campaign.

    7. Re:The Problem by Pinhedd · · Score: 1

      The touchscreens are about $100 a piece

    8. Re:The Problem by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. There's lots of stuff out there with similar form factors and touchscreen in the 200$ or 300$ price range.

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  12. Wasn't it only available online or in MS stores? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not about to buy a completely new product online without being able to see it firsthand and test it (especially from Microsoft, and especially when it's running a brand new OS with no service pack), and I'd never even heard of MS stores existing until the Surface was released (even though there's one in my city).

    Seems like the failure was in marketing it, not in the product itself.

  13. And I quote... by BorisSkratchunkov · · Score: 0

    debut slate

    Debut slate for a surface tablet? The future potential is limitless and must be cultivated- tabula rasa, I say, gentlemen, tabula rasa.

  14. This was to be expected by Andrio · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to recall any *new* MS product in recent memory that was actually "successful" at launch. MS doesn't really care enough about that; they don't care if their new product loses millions and millions of dollars, for years even. Their strategy is to just endure it, because they have massive amounts of cash and can afford to lose it. Eventually their presence in a market will turn into some kind of growth, and even success. Kind of how it was with the Xbox. It's what they've been trying with Bing too, and then Windows Phone, and now Surface.

    Part of me thinks this stratagy's effectiveness is starting to diminish though. The reason MS was able to afford throwing so much money at new products/services because their core businesses (Office and Windows) gave them effectively unlimited money to lose. But what happens when it's those core businesses that are under threat?

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    1. Re:This was to be expected by Andrio · · Score: 1

      I worded this wrong. I should clarify, when I said "new product" I was referring to a new market they try to get penetrate, specifically.

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    2. Re:This was to be expected by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      I think Surface is a bit different though. MS would be very happy if the OEMs all made Win8 tablets that sold better than Surface. They're really in a position where it's hard for them to lose.

    3. Re:This was to be expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinect.

      And their core business is not under threat.

  15. Confusing the market by DigitAl56K · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that after so many years of backwards-compatible Windows versions they launched their first tablet device with a desktop environment that wouldn't run anything other than Office was a huge "wtf" to me. So now in the first few months of it's life Microsoft have polluted the Surface brand as the little tablet that couldn't. I thought the Pro might still stand a chance in the face of this until I read the 64Gb edition would cost $900 and have a 4hr battery life. Ultrabooks, despite being slightly larger, seem to be much more capable for the same price. I don't know what Microsoft was thinking. They p'd off their hardware partners to launch this?

    1. Re:Confusing the market by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Ultrabooks, despite being slightly larger, seem to be much more capable for the same price. I don't know what Microsoft was thinking. They p'd off their hardware partners to launch this?

      Emphasis added. Size and weight is a feature for people considering an ultrabook, much more so than performance (across the board, ultrabooks are relatively crappy performers). I can do plenty on 4hrs battery, and if worse comes to worse I can always recharge. For a larger ultrabook, there's nothing I can do to take away the size and weight.

    2. Re:Confusing the market by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      MS is seeing Apple made gads of money on hardware. MS has enough money to weather a few cycles of poor hardware sales. The lesson of which is never assume MS will be a faithful partner.

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    3. Re:Confusing the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this completely! They can sell the x86 version as a "laptop + tablet all-in-one that will save you money/space/confusion*", but the ARM version doesn't fit that bill. Releasing the ARM version first was a major mistake. Releasing ARM at all was a major mistake. Get something out in x86 only even if the battery life sucks, its better than the market confusion.

      * money/space - you only need to buy one machine, not a laptop + tablet
      * confusion - one interface. Runs all your legacy software. One location for all your stuff, so you don't have to worry about transferring stuff

  16. New records at FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bye Slashdot!

    1. Re:New records at FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot used to be news for Linux users, but now it seems they've all left and Microsoft fanboys have taken their place. Since this is now a Microsoft fanboy site, I have to say Bye Slashdot too. I don't care how good a Microsoft product is, I'll never buy it. People expect me to buy Windows and Office and use Outlook/Exchange. If you step outside the Microsoft ecosystem you might like what you see, and you might enjoy the money you save.

    2. Re:New records at FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >People expect me to buy Windows and Office and use Outlook/Exchange. If you step outside the Microsoft ecosystem you might like what you see

      ^^This.

      Each and every fscking day I come home from corporate hell (=Windows hell) I breath a huge *sigh* (of relieve) for being away from Windows. It's like a vacation. Using Windows is torture to me. Seriously.

  17. Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to the Microsoft Store, (yes it's just a rip off of the Apple store), and I actually liked the new tablets. They even have a keyboard attachment with real keys, instead of the default crappy one. The sales guy was telling me they should be selling far more, but price point was set too high.

    1. Re:Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to the Microsoft Store, (yes it's just a rip off of the Apple store), and I actually liked the new tablets. They even have a keyboard attachment with real keys, instead of the default crappy one. The sales guy was telling me they should be selling far more, but price point was set too high.

      Was the (yes it's just a rip off of the Apple store) bit really necessary? Yes it looks like the Apple Store and that looks like the Sony Store, get over it.

    2. Re:Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just trying to avoid the whole "you're a shill for saying it is possible to like an MS product" crowd. Consider it to be a placation sacrifice to an angry god.... who is probably an atheist.

    3. Re:Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you get the memo? Once apple implements something, all new implementations are "Apple ripoffs".

  18. not on anybody's christmas list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can get a Nobel Peace prize for "not being George W Bush", but apparently people aren't standing in line to buy "not an iPad".

  19. Still enjoying my HP Touchpad by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I picked up a firesale Touchpad. I use it pretty much every day. It still works fine, the wireless charger is awesome, and dual-booting Android on it gives access to a bunch of current apps.

    It's not perfect, but for $100 it's been a really useful device.

    1. Re:Still enjoying my HP Touchpad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, lucky to get for for $99 at firesale. Use it for notes, email and everything else. Rarely if ever boot into webos, though the notification and multitasking abilities are far superior than android. It's unfortunate it doesn't have any sort of video output ability but other than that it's great.

  20. Slate commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have seen only two different commercials for the Slate.

    The first one, the dancing, clicking one I do not mind. New product, people are overjoyed, very clicky. The commercial is overplayed, but the commercial is effective as getting customers/prospects to go look at the tablet.

    The second commercial bothers me, the little girl using a paint application to "create" multiple painting, dancing around the room while doing so. Is this ad supposed to encourage me to buy yet another toy that is not as capable as the real thing? Come on, give the kid a set of water colors, pencils, or oil-paints; let her learn to use actual tools to create art.

    I think MS has created a new thing, something that is slotted between a tablet and a laptop, but they need to explain why and how this benefits the customer, not come up with lame-oh ads.

  21. moving parts? by cyberworm · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that I haven't actually tried one out, but having looked at the specs and seeing the advertisements for it, I think MS has missed what made somethign like an iPad somewhat convenient. That is, there are no moving parts or pieces to carry around or break. On paper it seems like a good idea to have a built in stand, but at the sizes they are talking about a thin piece of plastic and a tiny hinge are inevitably going to snap off/break, and then what? Add to that a keyboard (haven't we already seen how these things are falling apart at the magnetic hinge?) and the potential for something at this scale to be easily broken, and people are going to be turned off sooner than later. Where the other tablets have it right, is that there are no moving parts externally (or internally) to come unhinged, snap, break, fall apart, or otherwise create an issue. Though I guess that is what MS has ultimately been successful at: creating a service market, and not a well functioning product.

    1. Re:moving parts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stand is magnesium and they engineered the shit out of the hinges for it. It's not impossible to break, but you have to really want it. They knew if there was going to be a moving part it had to be really, really sturdy.

      The keyboard issues are troubling, but it sounds like they're relatively isolated instances, and the keyboard is detachable, so replacing it is easy to do (and covered by the warranty).

      There's a bunch of negative things you could say about the Surface, but you can't say it's cheap (literally or figuratively).

  22. Duh by deanklear · · Score: 1

    No 4g wireless. Less space than a laptop. Lame.

    In all seriousness, Microsoft is failing because they have been busy abandoning their core principles since Windows 7 was released. I'm fine with experimenting with new interfaces, but you have to leave options for people who are comfortable with your old UI paradigm or no one will bother to make the transition if you're not in the same yuppie fanboy market as Apple.

    Here's my advice, Microsoft: release 8.1, offer a "classic" shell, and stop pretending to be something you're not. If you lose your enterprise clients, you're going to be the next BlackBerry. Stop putzing around with internal C-level paranoid delusions and get back to work helping businesses accomplish their computing tasks.

    1. Re:Duh by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      you have to leave options for people who are comfortable with your old UI paradigm or no one will bother to make the transition

      You're acting as if there isn't an entire legacy desktop a single click away in Windows 8. As far as a "classic shell" there is in fact such a thing that exists today. No need to wait on Microsoft. Either way, this complaint has exactly zero relevance to the Surface, where the new UI is actually much more usable than the old one.

    2. Re:Duh by tftp · · Score: 1

      As far as a "classic shell" there is in fact such a thing that exists today. No need to wait on Microsoft.

      You only need to find an IT director who will upgrade 100,000 desktops under his command on a belief that some company released some free software that may or may not be doing the essential function that the business depends on. Note that this function is going against the wishes of Microsoft and can be blocked by a patch at any time.

      Win8 will not be accepted by the enterprise until it can function out of the box exactly like Windows 7, or very close to that. Win8 does have some good improvements under the hood. However the new GUI completely kills its chances in the enterprise. I have two Win8 RC here, one in a VM and another loaded onto a notebook. I cannot efficiently use them. I simply cannot find the software!!1! If it is present on the start screen I can't scroll enough to see it; if it is deleted from the start screen then it goes into no man's land and cannot be started at all. Pinning to the desktop is not an option; only the toolbar is supported. Searching for software is not an option either - how the hell do I know what software is installed on this box? I had to go to Program Files and drag shortcuts onto the desktop by hand. How many users will be able to do that?

    3. Re:Duh by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      how the hell do I know what software is installed on this box?

      All apps. Keyboard shortcut: Win + Q. Or right click the start screen and click all apps. Or bring up the charms menu and press the search button... all apps are listed there.

    4. Re:Duh by tftp · · Score: 1

      I understand that you are being helpful - thanks! But since we are discussing advantages (whatever few) and disadvantages of Win8, here is my review of these methods. Did that just a moment ago.

      Win+Q. This just brings up the "All apps" mode. See below. BTW, this is not an obvious key combination. It does nothing in Win7.

      Start screen + "All apps." Cannot do that, there is no "All apps" on this screen. P.S. I found it in the bottom bar after right-clicking on the start screen. The training costs just clicked up by another million dollars in an average enterprise :-)

      Charms menu + Search. That brought up (same as Win+Q) a billion trillion of tiles, all randomly placed in the screen seemingly in the order of installation. They cannot be dragged. They are not sorted. They are grouped by folders in the start menus (such as "AIMP3", "Crimson Editor", etc. This order cannot be changed, and the groups cannot be collapsed. As result I see all these millions of tiles and for the life of me cannot figure out what I'm seeing. The information overload is too great.

      Earlier versions of Windows had hierarchical menus that are automatically built as the software installs. They were structured as "Company" / "Product" / "Items". Very easy to see. Any subset of those shortcuts could be also pinned to the desktop, quick launch (WinXP) or the toolbar (Win7) and to the static start menu (Vista/Win7.) This allows the user the greatest flexibility, allowing to create his favorite launchers as he sees fit.

      Win8 only allows pinning to the start menu and to the toolbar. Pinning to the desktop requires to create the shortcut manually. For added convenience, the Start Menu folder tree is gone from the user's home directory (I cannot find it, at least.) You can pin to the toolbar... but only as long as you have enough space there. If you are a busy professional and run many different applications you will run out of space very soon. Pinning to the start screen requires that you delete most of the automatically placed tiles from there... and then GOTO 1 since they become lost in space. Thanks to MS there is no way to create folders in the Start screen to keep less useful tiles there.

      Win8 is a huge step back for a power user - and in the enterprise all decision makers and drivers of processes are power users. If your engineering department says in no uncertain terms that they don't want this $&#1 then the IT will bow deeply and obey - because the engineering is a profit center, and the IT is the cost center. Win8 takes away important, necessary customization and replaces it with this "one size fits all" interface that really only fits tablet users, and even that remains to be seen. As one example, tiles pinned to the Start screen and Toolbar have no Properties, so you cannot set the compatibility mode, for example. Desktop shortcuts retain that - but they are not created automatically. What a pain!

    5. Re:Duh by deanklear · · Score: 1

      Astro turfing isn't going to solve the problem, and neither are integrations of third party utilities by end users desperate to avoid the crap interface that has been crudely bolted on to the Windows kernel. I notice that you're unable to explain how introducing two poorly integrated paradigms helps businesses accomplish their computing tasks.

      Not only does Metro completely suck, but it breaks the definition of what a Windows application is. Microsoft has managed to create an operating system worse than Vista by breaking backwards compatibility going one generation back and forcing developers to choose a platform within a platform, or write for both and waste time and resources so Steve Balmer can consider himself an innovator. It's an accomplishment, but not the kind you'd want to put on a resume.

    6. Re:Duh by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      BTW, this is not an obvious key combination. It does nothing in Win7.

      Keyboard shortcuts are never obvious. They are meant for power users who want to be more efficient. This is why I listed the more discoverable forms, such as accessing the search charm or from the start screen (which you eventually found even though you didn't read my directions on how to find it).

      P.S. I found it in the bottom bar after right-clicking on the start screen.

      That's exactly what I said to do.

      Charms menu + Search. That brought up (same as Win+Q) a billion trillion of tiles, all randomly placed in the screen seemingly in the order of installation. They cannot be dragged. They are not sorted.

      They are not randomly placed, they are sorted alphabetically. This is basically the all programs folder in the start menu, with every folder open. They cannot be dragged or sorted, but neither can the all programs folder in Windows 7, so no functionality lost. You can manually sort and arrange this list by going to C:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\StartMenu\Programs or %USERPROFILE%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs to edit your local start menu.... same as in Windows 7. Or you can right click on a program and click "Open File Location" to be directed to the same place.

      Earlier versions of Windows had hierarchical menus that are automatically built as the software installs. They were structured as "Company" / "Product" / "Items". Very easy to see.

      This is the same as the all apps list. I find the Windows 8 form more convenient, because I don't have to open folders to see what's in them. It's also full screen so I can see more objects at once.

      Any subset of those shortcuts could be also pinned to the desktop, quick launch (WinXP) or the toolbar (Win7) and to the static start menu (Vista/Win7.)

      Not quite. Not everything can be pinned to start or desktop or taskbar. Try pinning singular files or fodlers to the start menu for instance. Can't in Windows 7, can in Windows 8.

      Win8 only allows pinning to the start menu and to the toolbar. Pinning to the desktop requires to create the shortcut manually.

      Desktop shortcuts are usually offered at install time. This is how most people get shortcuts on their desktop. True, the send to option is removed from the start screen, but if you want to do the same just click "Open Folder" and you can right click and send to desktop. But realistically, most people will just put the shortcut on the desktop at install time.

      For added convenience, the Start Menu folder tree is gone from the user's home directory (I cannot find it, at least.)

      It's located at the same place it was in Windows 7, which I listed above.

      Thanks to MS there is no way to create folders in the Start screen to keep less useful tiles there.

      Of course you can create folders.... you can pin any folder you want to the start screen, unlike in windows 7. These can contain any shortcuts you want. But you can also divide the start screen into groups and name them. I have a "misc" group I keep at the end of my start screen for this purpose.

      Win8 is a huge step back for a power user

      I disagree. There are more keyboard shortcuts than ever, there are more power-user features than ever (improved multi-monitor support, vastly improved task manager, enhanced move/copy dialogue), and the win+x menu is probably the best thing to ever happen to Windows for power users.

      Win8 takes away important, necessary customization and replaces it with this "one size fits all" interface that really only fits tablet users, and even that remains to be seen.

      Windows 8 takes nothing away from your ability to customize the UI to your needs. Again, as I pointed out you can install

  23. Why is this a surprise? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Surface has very limited geographic and retail distribution. It seems to me this is Microsoft's effort not to step on OEM partner shoes, who will be selling in Walmart, Best Buy, etc.

    1. Re:Why is this a surprise? by organgtool · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out in the comments of previous articles, the other reason for not releasing the Surface through resellers is so that no one else will know the actual number of units sold.

    2. Re:Why is this a surprise? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      That's hardly a good reason to follow the strategy they did. First, even if they did release to other retail channels, that still wouldn't give a measure of the actual number of units sold unless every retailer published their units sold. Second, there are other ways to estimate the number sold, including surveys, app usage statistics, ad impressions, etc. This ad company, for instance estimates that Surface accounted for 11% of computers running Windows 8/RT on 11/14. This can be used to estimate actual unit numbers using statistical tools. Finally, MS is actually selling in limited 3rd party channels like Best Buy.

      I feel the more plausible reasons for limited distribution are:

      1) Proceeding with caution in their first consumer PC endeavor
      2) Not alienating OEM partners

  24. Beneficial for the desktop future? by synapse7 · · Score: 1

    If you prefer a desktop UI on your desktop PC maybe it will be beneficial to the user experience in Windows 9 should the surface flop.

  25. Too little, too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I waited for the iPad mini and when it was not what I wanted, I waited for Surface too. And when it was not what I wanted, I bought 3 Android tablets and a new Android phablet too.

    The concept of running the exact same applications on all of them reminds me again how Microsoft abandoned the same feature. Also, pushing apps down from the play store rocks.

  26. RT/8/Pro by solidtransient · · Score: 2

    It doesn't help that they confused everybody with Win RT vs Win 8 as well as the fact that they told everybody that a better Surface (Pro) was coming a few months later.

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  27. Re:moving parts? fragile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    fragile?

    You are complaining that a hinge on the back of a piece of glass might snap, you might give thought to what happens when an tablet/iPad/Surface falls from a height of more than 4 feet.

    Your comment is based on not actually seeing a Surface or using one for a few days. yeah, it may break, but lots of people use laptops every day without being paralysed by the risk of something breaking due to the moving parts.

  28. Re:Told by mabhatter654 · · Score: 0

    Really, AC about wasteful posts.... If we deleted AC posts after 30 days nobody would care either!!!!

  29. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.nelson-haha.com

  30. "mortally wounded" Microsoft by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

    at this point it may not matter. microsoft may already be mortally wounded like Motorola was a couple of years ago.

    I don't love Microsoft, its tools, its "solutions", its idiotic advertising, or Squirts Ballmer, but you need to evaluate reality more accurately.

    Microsoft is a large, rich, powerful company with a MONOPOLY. They have a pinhead for a Chief Executive Orificer and they are having difficulty finding new successes in a difficult economic climate. They are not alone. BUT... It would take catastrophic global circumstances on a scale yet unseen to wound Microsoft mortally.

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    1. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      It's a problem of perception. The people who expect MS to be a growth company see it as failing. It's in a strong position, just not a growth position. Microsoft's biggest competitors for years to come will be XP and Win7. That's not bad but it's also not growth. People just need to adjust their expectations.

    2. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at this point it may not matter. microsoft may already be mortally wounded like Motorola was a couple of years ago.

      I don't love Microsoft, its tools, its "solutions", its idiotic advertising, or Squirts Ballmer, but you need to evaluate reality more accurately.

      Microsoft is a large, rich, powerful company with a MONOPOLY.

      A monopoly on what? A shrinking market?

      Sure, back in The Day, their monopoly was described as "the computing market". That is, most computer things, consumer or business, went through Microsoft. They had THE desktop OS, and since everyone used that, businesses needed THE server OS to go with it, owing to deliberate incompatibilities MS introduced to keep it that way.

      Nowadays, their monopoly could perhaps charitably be described as "the desktop OS market". For now. But people are leaving the desktop in droves to go to tablets and phones, and those still with desktops mostly* use browser-based things that are OS-agnostic, which in turn breaks the dependency on MS as THE server OS. Still a monopoly? Maybe. A relevant one? Not so much.

      There's probably just one company (or a very small amount) still making punchcards, right? That company, by definition, has a monopoly in that market. But they sure aren't calling the shots in global tech regulation and discussion like Microsoft was back when they were a monopoly that mattered. And now, Microsoft is finding themselves careening towards that level of "monopoly".

      *: Yes, this is not everybody, I don't need your example of how you and your five buddies play video games on your Windows computers. The same way that the bulk of the market made MS's monopoly back in The Day, so too has the bulk of the market relegated their product to irrelevance today.

    3. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apparently they have the monopoly on stuff we don't want any more.

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    4. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's actually a funny and sad situation. Most people don't want Microsoft products anymore, but are too lazy to switch to something else (my favorite quote: "But this looks totally different!").

    5. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Apparently that whole "not wanting Microsoft products" thing still holds, but the "switching to something else" started two years ago. We're just coming aware of it now because nobody dared report it. Microsoft spends billions a year on blog ads.

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  31. Goodbye Steve Balmer..... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Hello new CEO...

  32. the commercial makes it look like a toy, imo by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Okay, the commercial isn't helping matters, as far as I can tell.

    While the tablet part looks great, the rest looks like a binder cover, and anyone that's every had a binder knows it doesn't stay nice and new looking very long.

    and worse, look at the keyboard. While it maybe better then typing on a screen, it looks like a toy keyboard.

    Then when the commercial is cutting out, you can see all the fingerprints on the surface of Surface, that there is the best use of Truth in a commercial. Because that is what you will get, a smudged up dirty tablet screen.

    that being said, as soon as I can get a $100ish 10" tablet so I can read comic books in it, I'm down. That is the only real use i have for a tablet, while I'm sure i can find other uses, it's the only reason I want one, and it's not enough of an need to spend much more then $100 for it.

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    1. Re:the commercial makes it look like a toy, imo by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      To me the commercial seems to imply the device is a laptop, that would have a hard-time sitting on your lap, but it makes neat noises. I think they should have pushed the tablet aspect more to the consumer.. but I'm not in marketing. Also, after viewing the commercial there is probably some surprise that the cover/keyboard is an additional accessory.

  33. Couldn't have anything to do with the price, eh? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    Whatever dimwit argued that the Surface needed that "perception of value" should be fired, after being publicly humiliated and dressed like a duck while giving an apologetic speech on national TV. As a $249 loss leader distributed through Wal-Mart, it would have succeeded and at least gotten significant share while more expensive, un-lame versions with better displays, 4G, and so on. Microsoft can't compete on quality with Apple. What's left is either price, or a significant value add (e.g. free Verizon phone service for a year or free unlimited internet via some national hotspot company). Instead, they want.... more money. It's as if the effort was *intended* to fail.

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  34. Microsoft Marketing is a JOKE. by Revotron · · Score: 1

    The Surface commercial was an absolute joke, so I'm not surprised the product itself is rapidly becoming a flop. Dubstep, breakdancers, romantic old people, and crunk girl scouts don't make me want to buy a tablet. The director should have stuck to directing Justin Bieber's music videos. Even if you have to spend all day pandering to shrieking preteens, at least there's money in it.

  35. Underpowered, Overpriced, and lacking apps... by haplo21112 · · Score: 1

    ...not backwards compatible with even current gen applications for Windows. The built in version of office isn't really fully baked yet by Microsoft's own admission. Not really properly supported for enterprise use yet. Surface Pro which will suck too, but at least have some measure of backward compatiblity and enterprise support will launch soon.

    I can't for the life of me understand why its struggling.

    Microsoft blew this one hard.

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    1. Re:Underpowered, Overpriced, and lacking apps... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "not yet fully baked"? The full-release version of Office shipped as a few update to all Windows RT devices about a week after they (including the Surface) were first available for sale. It works fine.

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  36. Hate to say I told ya so.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    I called this one right when they came out....http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3285997&cid=42159587

    For the life of me I can't see what the fascination is with all these tablets. I got a cheap-o Touchpad when the fire sale was underway and all I ever use it for is watching movies on the plane. Mainly because it's got better battery life than my laptop and I don't run the risk of the guy in front of me leaning back and crushing my screen. My smartphone does all the mobile online stuff I need to do.

    I was at the local Best Buy the other day and there is a big display of tablets..iPad, Galaxy, Fire and a Surface. Not a single person was looking at the Surface. Maybe the price scared them off, who knows. So I decide to check it out. Decent display, although not as good as the iPad or Nexus. Seemed responsive enough. Metro seemed kind of cool. But I doubt they sold a single Surface that day.

    The market seems split between cheap tablets (Fire, Nook, Galaxy 7) and the iPad. Microsoft is trying to present the Surface as some sort of fusion between the tablet and the ultrabook. It has some nice features but they just don't have the cachet of Apple so they can't get away with selling it at that price. Then you have the lower end tablets selling for half the price, or less. The Surface just doesn't make the short list.

    1. Re:Hate to say I told ya so.... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      I called this one right when they came out....

      This story is not about Surface Pro. They're not even on sale yet.

    2. Re:Hate to say I told ya so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best Buy doesn't carry the Surface. Only the Microsoft Store sells it. So that's probably why no one was looking at it.

    3. Re:Hate to say I told ya so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Best Buy is this that sells the surface? I thought it was only sold in MS stores.

      I still think the reason for poor sales is because it is only sold in a limited number of retail locations. Who buys a $500 completely new and unproven product without trying it first.

  37. Re:Wasn't it only available online or in MS stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I have seem more surface ads than I have seen for any other specific device in the past.

  38. Fire Sale? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Hey..wonder if MS will have a 'fire sale' on these tablets like HP Touchpad did awhile back....I wouldn't mind one for like $50-$100.....maybe put Linux on it or Android...?

    :)

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    1. Re:Fire Sale? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      That's not a bad idea - I think I like it!

      Of course, Microsoft would probably do all they could to hinder the release of drivers to make full use of the hardware on Linux, or Android.

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    2. Re:Fire Sale? by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I doubt they do it, for a few reasons:

      * They're allegedly "all in" with the thing. They know that the Surface Pro (the one which can run 'actual' windows programs) won't sell much more than any other Windows tablet has since 2001, so if they're going to do tablets, the RT is pretty much it.

      * They went out of their way to totally screw up the UI in Windows 8 just to accommodate tablets. They risked enterprise acceptance, long-time customer expectations, and more... just for tablets. This reinforces the first point, but also means that if they fail, it'll be a damned hard time explaining why they would eventually put the UI back (not marketing mind, but Ballmer's own political reasons, since he and the recently-departed Sinofsky put so much of their reputations into the damned thing.)

      * They didn't sell the remaining Kin or Zune units at fire-sale prices, did they? (I'm honestly not 100% certain, but I believe they did not).

      Finally, HP did it because they really weren't all that invested in the things - that is, HP didn't bet the company on a tablet paradigm. Microsoft however appears to be doing just that.

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    3. Re:Fire Sale? by nateman1352 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually there was a bit of a fire sale on the Kin.

      The Kin ONE went from $50 to $30 after a month. The Kin TWO went from $100 to $50 at the same time. The devices where then discontinued shortly after.

      Verizon then sent the remaining unsold units back to Microsoft. After a year, that same inventory of unsold devices emerged with a firmware update that turned them into feature phones, named the Kin ONEm and the Kin TWOm.

    4. Re:Fire Sale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember hearing that some shops tried to pass kin phones off as Win phone 7...

    5. Re:Fire Sale? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      They went out of their way to totally screw up the UI in Windows 8 just to accommodate tablets

      You should try actually using Win8. It's fine. The old UI is there. If you don't like metro, take 30s and install classicshell. It's what I do. I've seen the new UI twice in the last 3 weeks, because I still have everything I need on the desktop. Stop peddling that the interface is screwed up, because it's not. Quite frankly, the metro interface is far, far better for all casual users, and power users have no problems switching to and staying on the desktop. To say otherwise is simply lying.

    6. Re:Fire Sale? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I really doubt they depleted their stock even as repurposed dumb phones. Most of the KIN are in a landfill.

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  39. Business Only with Consumer Spillover by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone looking at Microsoft mobile solutions as a consumer product is looking at them wrong. These toys are meant to keep Microsoft relevant in the mobile business space. Write once, run Microsoft. Businesses don't need to hire ancillary dev teams to write their ancillary mobile apps they can utilize in-house talent and existing code bases. Even LOBs are going to be able to spill over into the mobile space since they won't be shackled to orange shield implementations that scare the CSOs. If businesses adopt Microsoft mobiles the hope is that consumers--used to their work devices--will find the familiarity attractive enough to stick with the brand.

    Time will tell if the strategy pays off. The ability to use C#/XAML and avoid the costs and penalties of HTML5/JavaScript is a very attractive proposition for businesses.

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    1. Re:Business Only with Consumer Spillover by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      At this point, businesses are wary of Microsoft's trendy application framework of the day. They are still recovering from IE6.

      I remember that. I coded an entire front end for web browsers, and the next release deleted all of it. The revised software has been in production for the better part of a decade, and never needed further recoding. I don't get extra money for rewriting software every time Microsoft updates its operating systems. My programs run on big industrial machines, and my customers want write once - run for 20 years.

  40. Re:Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    for a site with highly libertarian users who are all about personal privacy and internet freedom, it's weird how often you see slashdotters ripping on anonymous users *only* because they're posting anonymously.

    - ac, lol

  41. Not bad isn't good enough by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    Reviews don't really matter at this point, consumers have spoken and they don't want yet another tablet.

    Microsoft knew this. They promised the Surface would be a "game changer" instead of just another tablet. But nobody bought that line, nor did they buy the device.

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  42. There should have been a Clover Trail Surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I get where Microsoft want to go with Windows RT, it doesn't offer the customer much benefits. Windows RT is a new app ecosystem that doesn't have the apps iOS and Android have. For me, this makes it a nonstarter. If I just want to surf the web with a tablet, what does paying a premium for a surface offer me? It's more expensive then an Android powered device, and it has few apps available for it when compared to an iPad.

    Personally, the Intel Clover Trail powered tablets with keyboard docks seem to be the best bet for Windows tablets. You get x86 backward compatibility and a long battery life combined. In return, you're giving up processing power to get this highly mobile device. These are the tablets that have caught my eye, and I think a clover trail powered Surface could be a very compelling device.

    It will take time for enough Windows RT apps to be released before running Windows RT doesn't seem like such a limitation. Google was able to grow a large enough market for Android to close the gap with iOS for apps. Google did this by first getting Android onto phones and then later onto tablets. It wasn't until the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire got released that Google finally really got established as a tablet OS. It simple has taken them time. Microsoft being able to do this same thing with Windows RT is still an unknown. It could happen, but it may never happen. Regardless, it won't happen over night.

    1. Re:There should have been a Clover Trail Surface by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      I think someone at Microsoft is too busy trying to imitate Apple and still a bit upset about Intel supporting Linux so much ... Intel is the natural partner for Microsoft at this point, x86 and full backwards compatibility to PC software would give them something unique ... instead they have an overpriced me-too arm tablet which is just worthless compared to the iPad and Nexus 10 (of course most premium tablets have the same problem, but Microsoft had an alternative and blew it).

  43. Modern tablets have none of those flaws by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Informative

    Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them.

    You must have just woken up from cryo-sleep you were put into just before the launch of the iPad.

    What did you get wrong?

    They're too fragile

    The iPad is not at all fragile compared to a laptop. Inherently anything without a hinge is more durable , the same goes for anything with spinning media (though laptops are more and more using SSD so that advantage has waned).

    they don't have a DVD drive

    Which bothers no-one because they simply rip or download DVD's onto them.

    they're harder to type on

    They are harder for YOU to type on. When you get used to the difference you can type just as rapidly and the tablets having larger screens means easy to hit keys.

    For people like you that need a crutch keyboard cases exist for tablets, though those of us that can type will tend to snicker a bit at your inability to adapt when we see you using it.

    the screen is tiny

    So is any laptop really, that's not stopped the march of them taking over desktops.

    And with all of the window clutter of desktop OS's taken away the screen size is really not that much smaller.

    they get dirty with fingerprints

    Sadly so do laptops. But in use the fingerprints do not obscure the screen on a tablet.

    they don't run 99% of software ever written

    Here is the hugest disconnect. I would argue that at this point the advantage has flipped to tablets in terms of ability to run NEW software. The most exciting software today will ship on tablets first, desktops second if at all.

    everything they do on it is designed to cost money

    Another big disconnect, with tablet software costing FAR less than desktop software.

    the browsers don't display pages correctly

    Science wants to study your pre-WeKit brain to see what the past looks like.

    The hallmark of modern tablets is that they in fact display pages just as they should be.

    the battery life is a lie

    Why did you buy a non-Apple tablet if battery life was important to you? Apple's battery figures are accurate and much better than other tablets.

    But here's the real kicker - any tablet still has way better battery life than just about any laptop!

    most don't have USB flash drive capabilities

    The internet, look into it.

    they don't work with the majority of printers

    They work with some and that's enough. Mostly people don't print much anymore.

    and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

    Again, adapt or get out of the way for those of us that can. I've done a TON of meaningful work on tablets and smart phones. If you can't you need to retire from work.

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    1. Re:Modern tablets have none of those flaws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to rely on something that will always be there. (Server (With a backup in case it has hardware problems) somewhere decent with a screen / tmux / dtach session).

      Don't rely on anything else.

      I could use a tablet or smart phone and would if it was the best thing available at the time but it almost never is.

  44. Not storage, review by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Troll

    meanwhile buying extra sd cards for dirt cheap gives you 100x more storage capacity then some 64gb tablet.

    The "hipster photographers" already have those SD cards because you need them for backup.

    Meanwhile the same people are not using the tablet for storage so much as the ability to REVIEW images on a large display gives you much more powerful and quicker ability toto see if you've missed anything important or are somehow screwing up shots. Even the nicest 4" display on an pro camera doesn't hold a candle to an iPad display.

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    1. Re:Not storage, review by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      If I'm doing some pro shoot and have extra equipment having a full size laptop or ultrabook is nothing in extra weight. If I'm out hiking or driving through rural areas or out doing street photography I aint checking my images and pulling out an iPad every time so I can see what it looks like. I pack it up, go home and process the images. I make sure I know how my camera reacts to in different light situations so I don't have to refer to my "pad" every time I take a shot.

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    2. Re:Not storage, review by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      If I'm doing some pro shoot and have extra equipment having a full size laptop or ultrabook is nothing in extra weight.

      It's not so much weight as usability. A retina iPad gives you more resolution for evaluation than you would get with your cheap solutions, and better color as well. It's also less prone to being damaged, and has far better battery life. It's simply a far more practical solution and can fit even when you are bringing a more limited set of gear (say out to a remote location that you cannot reach by car alone).

      If I'm out hiking or driving through rural areas or out doing street photography I aint checking my images

      Why not? An iPad is a great use for those things. It's compact enough it's not too much bulk or weight for hiking, and for street use you could review over lunch without looking like a tool.

      I've taken an iPad out for a long duration hike/camping run, and I found it useful as a check to make sure everything was as expected (one thing it's really helpful for is noticing dust that may have gathered on the sensor, which you can find in skies with a quick pan).

      I make sure I know how my camera reacts to in different light situations so I don't have to refer to my "pad" every time I take a shot.

      I'm not checking after every shot, but after the end of SOME shoots to see if I got exactly what I wanted. If you are letting yourself get by with just what you can review from a 4" screen and have no need for serious review then I would say you are not thinking carefully enough about all of the elements in the image.

      It's simply another tool to improve the technical and artistic quality of your images. It's fine if you don't want to use it but you should not claim there is no use to it when plainly there is.

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  45. Expensive tablet with zero apps by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    And we're surprised it tanked? It may as well be a Touchpad, which was a flop until they gave them away.

    The release cycle was totally backwards. You never lead with your stripped down version. They brought a knife to a gun fight.

    I'm still interested in the Surface Pro, because it has the potential to be both my laptop and tablet on the go - neither of which can really fill the whole bill at the moment. Surface Pro will run all of my engineering apps, but also be a nice reader as well as have a pen input and a kick ass screen (if reports are to be believed). 4 hour battery will be a non-starter, of course. I haven't decided whether lack of LTE will be an issue; by then I may be on a shared data plan with tethering at no additional cost.

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  46. Problem with the two Surfaces by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    One of them isn't compatible with current stuff because it run on ARM, and the other will cost an ARM & leg.

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    1. Re:Problem with the two Surfaces by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      One of them isn't compatible with current stuff because it run on ARM, and the other will cost an ARM & leg.

      And have the battery life of a standard (non-Apple) laptop. I was honestly hoping Microsoft would ship a game-changer, and while the opera ain't over 'till the fat lady sing, I think she's warming up back-stage.

      What the hell did Microsoft do? Partner with RIM?

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  47. Re:Still pretty succesfull. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Surface costs 2000 Dollars? No wonder it tanks.

    Me thinks, your math is wrong.

  48. Remember the Xoom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tried it, sold it on eBay less than a year later, not making the same mistake with a Windows 8 tablet.

  49. Re:Wasn't it only available online or in MS stores by cait56 · · Score: 1

    Dead on. The surface is selling a new form factor. The inclusion of Office makes it something I might consider, but only if I can get a feel for the form factor before I buy. So when Microsoft does not convince Best Buy et al to put it on shelves I can either conclude that Microsoft does not know how to market things, or that they know that my getting my hands on it at a retail outlet is not going to increase sales.

  50. Re:moving parts? fragile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case you haven't noticed, a laptop is a metric fsck-ton more robust than a tablet with a flimsy keyboard. Hopefully the Surface is better designed, but a number of people have reported their Asus Transformer screen cracking when closing it against the keyboard dock because of the stress that puts on the bottom edge of the tablet.

  51. The real reason why netbooks cratered by fuzznutz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft dealt netbooks the death blow with their "reference platform" for Windows Starter Edition. You couldn't have more than 2GB of memory with only 1GB installed and still get the super duper netbook discount for Windows. You couldn't have a screen larger than 10.2". Only single core CPUs were allowed. This stagnated the netbook market at the same time when full sized laptop prices were dropping and hardware was improving while people shifted away from desktops.

    Why would anyone buy a crippled netbook for $250-$300 over a cheap laptop with a real version of Windows, optical drive, multicore processor for $300 - $350? The weight and battery life weren't worth the drawbacks for $50. I was shopping for a netbook for my daughter to take to school during this time and opted to get a laptop instead.

    Microsoft disrupted the natural market with their license demands in an attempt to kill Linux on netbooks. Unfortunately for them, the iPad shifted the market for low power computing out of their sphere of influence.

  52. That isn't sarcasm by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have obviously not used Windows lately, or any other Microsoft product if you say such abjectly ignorant things. You may laugh, but those of us who have to support Microsoft products know the truth, and how wrong you are. Microsoft-level quality products are indeed expensive, and for good reason too, do you have any idea how much it costs to support this crap? How hard it is to keep up and running? Clean it up after the latest security breach? Preventing breaches is a fools errand, give it up.

    All this costs money, lots and lots of money. Initial purchase price may be low compared to everything but FOSS, but that is only the beginning. If you calculate TCO, you will see exactly how expensive this poorly coded pile of outdated security holes really is. It ain't cheap.

          -Charlie

    [Yes, this may look like sarcasm, but sadly it is not]

    1. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poorly coded crap? Most code off GitHub beats WCF and other Microsoft-branded abominations like it any day.

    2. Re:That isn't sarcasm by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poorly coded crap? Most code off GitHub beats WCF and other Microsoft-branded abominations like it any day.

      Four or five years ago I would have agreed with you, but Microsoft turned a corner after Vista, Win 7 is hands down the best end-user desktop operating system I have ever used, and I know dozens of professional geeks who agree.

      That said, I'm glad that there's so much competition right now, it forces everyone to improve. When I look at operating systems and the commercial market I'm always trying to think five to ten years down the road. Not at what comes next, but what comes after that. Given the rate of change in OSX, IOS, Win7, Win8, Gnome (in all its versions and varants) and KDE (Plasma looks sexy...) and the metoric rise of handheld and tablet computing I'm actually pretty excited about what computers will look like in five to ten years.

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    3. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Where do all the $300 PCs come from? Apple?

      Every Windows machine since Win2K has been rock solid stable. It's the OEM crapware and buggy drivers that make Windows unbearable.

      Do you really think Atari, Amiga, and Acorn would be better today had they survived? After 20 years, Linux is still just a blip on the radar because... el-cheapo OEMs and normal people love it?

      Windows is popular for far more reasons than monopolization. It took a long time for non-Apple companies to realize that, and only now are systems like Android picking up steam. Yeah, Android -- that system suffering from stability issues, fragmentation, bad drivers, etc.

    4. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Just try to copy or delete 5000 files from a single directory.
      It's crap. Case closed. NEXT!

    5. Re:That isn't sarcasm by symbolset · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Look, I see this comment a lot and I'll agree that professionally configured and lovingly tweaked, Windows 7 or 8 - or even Vista SP2 approaches a usable condition. I figure the people who post this have no idea what IT pros have to go through to give them that usable Windows experience. Or they're IT guys who do this all the time and know the easiest ways - starting from the latest Microsoft official .iso and have the OEM drivers handy, maybe even slipstreamed into their install media. If that's not you, go visit the guys who make your golden image. Bring them some Starbucks cards and chat them up about what it takes. It ain't easy and it ain't quick.

      Now buy a Windows 7 or Windows 8 laptop from a major OEM at a department store, or a consumer or business laptop from the major OEM direct. Take it out of the box and try and get it into that usable condition pretending that you're an "average" non-IT person. You've got a couple hours of OOBE before you, and then a couple more of crudware removal. Don't forget to register and activate! Critical early task: get your armor up. You'll want Microsoft Security Essentials for free, probably. But you don't know that, and the laptop came with this antimalware suite that's a 60 day trial that wants your credit card. Remember that you're an IT novice fraught with fear that any wrong click is going to ruin a high-value purchase and cost you insane fees for repair - and many of the necessary steps you not only don't know how to do: there is no clue anywhere about what the right steps are. You literally do not know that having both McAfee and Norton is bad, let alone that you don't need either one. You don't know what is and what isn't an essential system component. You can Google it, but the malware freaks have got that base covered and you don't know who to trust.

      If you're on dialup you can forget ever coming current because you've got about a gig of patches to pull - but on broadband figure an hour and three reboots for Windows 7. Some of the Windows patches may break the OEM drivers, so you'll have to go to the vendor's website to get those back. Uninstall Skype, which now comes as an update whether you want it or not. Now de-Bing and un-msn the browser, remove the toolbars, lock down the extensions, and finally unpin all the IE links so you don't accidently run IE and install a real browser as the default and configure that. Now you're finally ready to migrate your old settings, files, data and metadata - if you can. There's an "Easy Transfer" app. Good luck with that. A quick jaunt to the printer manufacturer's website for some printer drivers - and maybe scanner or whatever else too, and you've successfully configured the OS. This would be a good time to back up... Call it a day, because tomorrow's a biggie.

      Day two you can attack that stack of disks you've paid thousands of dollars for over the last ten years, and discover which of them no longer run in this fun new world - and how - but only if you've bought the kind of laptop that still has a DVD drive even. And update all of them. And then update Windows again for the app-specific patches. This is not a task for a non-IT person.

      Compare that with preparing an iPad or Android tablet for use: Open box. Remove tablet. Push button. Log in. Choose the apps you want in the app store from the ones you've already bought, and maybe some new ones. You're done.

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    6. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather doubt that major version upgrades for the iPad or Android kit you refer to are feasible over dialup either. It's also a little unfair to level criticism at Microsoft when most of what you're complaining about are the "value adds" decided on by PC vendors.

      Security updates are generally pretty unobtrusive - at least for MS products. I get far more agitated about constant Adobe updates or Oracle's god awful Java Runtime installer. There's AV & Anti Malware stuff built in which you're free to change if you want extra features and the stock apps shuffle off into the background if you do install 3rd party products.

      Printer drivers - much to my surprise, I admit, but Windows 8 immediately recognized my HP printer and the integrated scanner/ADF/duplexer. And it's presentation of those features is a damn sight better that I'm used to with a 400MB bloated piece of crap that HP provide as drivers.

      Finally most OEM's provide recovery partitions so I'm not sure where "ruin a high-value purchase" comes in.

    7. Re:That isn't sarcasm by symbolset · · Score: 1

      This is how it comes. It is the reality of the situation. Whose fault it is does not matter.

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    8. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Vlado · · Score: 1

      Wow... Just wow.

      You know, you're absolutely right. I have to say, I've never looked at it like this. The thing is, I'm doing, just what you described, for years for my family and friends. And it all comes so naturally to me that I never gave it much thought. I always simply assumed that what I'm doing helps them cut down the time they would take by a factor of two or something like that.
      I have to start charging for this :-)

      But seriously. If the install starts fresh and you know how to get the drivers that are needed it takes me around four to five hours to get the system setup for the average home user. On the other hand my mother-in-law is now capable of migrating from one android phone to another in under half an hour, without losing any of her data.

    9. Re:That isn't sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either you don't actually do what you say you do, or you do it very poorly. A properly configured Windows environment nearly runs itself, and it is far simpler out of the box to secure a large Windows environment than any of the competing OSs.

      If you're such a poor admin that you can't secure your environment or even keep it up and running, I suggest you consider a career change. Perhaps you should look into project management, where incompetent washed-up ops people seem to go. (As an aside, not all PMs are incompetent asshats who show up for 4 hours/day and golf or call in sick the rest of the time. But I'd wager at least 80% of them are.)

  53. Apologize first by Myopic · · Score: 1

    For me to ever consider a Microsoft product I would first have to hear them sincerely take blame for Windows, stop selling it, and apologize for it. Until then I can never take them seriously. I suspect most people feel something similar.

  54. Horrible marketing doesn't help them by chilenexus · · Score: 1

    All their ads that I've seen for the surface just show people making a single swipe or the yellow pages walk on the screen to move some generic-looking boxes around. They haven't really shown what would set it apart from the less-expensive iPad, aside from it's irritating ability to attract hordes of annoying dancing teens and young adults (okay, that's not a difference at all) and the detachable keyboard.

    I'm not going to be inclined to want to buy something if I don't see something about it that makes it better in SOME way than the less expensive competition (besides trying to outdo Apple in the insult-my-intelligence-through-advertising department). From the commercials I have no idea what the freaking thing does or is good for, besides switching keyboards (and STDs?) with strangers and making clicking sounds.

  55. Re:Told by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    Thankfully we're not all the same, and the "highly libertarian" types are a vocal extremist minority.

    All AC means is that readers can't match up one statement from an AC from another. People never know if they are discussing with the same person, of different people. And that can be annoying.

    It has nothing to do with keeping their personal privacy, because of course the majority of the people that post using an account use a pseudonym.

  56. Who was Microsoft's target buyer, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surface is an overpriced netbook with a 10" screen. People who buy netbooks are people who can't afford laptops with full-size screens, they're looking at $400 and cheaper, so they don't buy something as expensive as the Surface. I bought a $550 Asus laptop to run Win8 and Visual Studio 2012 with a 15.6" screen. Anyone who could afford a real laptop would buy one, to have a large enough screen to do work, and other things like a full-size keyboard. The Surface is not a "status" item like the iPad, so hipsters won't overpay for it. (MS can't do hip, as the brown Zune proved.) So who did MS think would buy this thing? Other than people with money to burn and software developers who think WinRT is going to be the next big thing, who is left? I do not see the justification for the price/features tradeoff. Sure, MS is copying Apple (who just crippled their overpriced MacBookPros by removing the DVD drive and ethernet port), but there's a point where charging more for less computer is going to be a bust, and I think the Surface is at that point.

  57. Thank God for Ballmer by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

    What a hapless boob. Everything the man touches turns to shit. We are very fortunate he is around, and driving the bus straight off a cliff. How much wong does he have to suck to keep his job?

  58. [citation needed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's not one fact in the links referenced by the summary. Some analyst estimates that hey shipped half a million units, but what are they basing that on? It's only sold through Microsoft retail stores, so they're not getting any real sales numbers.

    Maybe it's selling well, maybe it's selling poorly, but they haven't presented any evidence of either.

  59. Re:Couldn't have anything to do with the price, eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The few reviews I've read actually say the Surface is great quality-wise. I, and plenty of others, would actually love a tablet but want something that feels like less of a toy than the Ipad. I haven't gotten to try the Surface yet, but I'm not writing off any tablets before using them, I've got my fingers crossed but if it's OS feels as kiddy as the Ipad I'll just keep waiting until a solid offering comes to market.

  60. Better revenue stream by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    Whatever dimwit argued that the Surface needed that "perception of value" should be fired, after being publicly humiliated and dressed like a duck while giving an apologetic speech on national TV.

    Hmmm...I'd pay to see that on Pay Per View...

  61. It takes more the a code generator... by mevets · · Score: 1

    The pre-iPad tablet graveyard is littered with this kind of thinking. A desktop app needs to be reworked to be usable as a tablet-like app. This re-work dwarfs the inconvenience of switching ISAs.

    Unless Metro can handle this itself, there is a lot of work to be done. In fairness, I have heard Metro is equally unusable for the desktop and tablet, so maybe it has a chance.

  62. Windows 8 Pro Tablets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, saw absolutely no reason to purchase a Surface RT tablet given its current price point and features. Sure, it's a very powerful ARM tablet but the software library is extremely small right now. Both Android and iPad have mature markets with plenty of useful apps. That said, I feel the real game breaker will be the Windows 8 Pro tablets.

    Being able to run the complete version of Photoshop, Office, etc is a huge bonus as is the possibility to running many PC games. This is where Microsoft has the edge. The Windows 8 Pro tablets also have more power and while still slightly overpriced, can justify it much better.

    The other area where Windows 8 really thrives is in its handwriting recognition. The Surface Pro and many other current Windows 8 tablets have a digitizer offering precise usage of a stylus (none of this capacitive touch screen crayon). Combined with the additional power, the stylus is very responsive! The other benefit here is that I can use MS OneNote which is incredible for note taking.

    So while I saw no reason to pickup the Surface RT, I ended up purchasing a Sony Vaio Duo 11 (I'm impatient and didn't want to wait next month for the Surface Pro)

  63. Misunderstanding or pure bull by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    First of all, when the GP said "apps made for Win8", he (or she) was referring to what Microsoft calls Windows Store apps (formerly "Metro-style"). Those can already be only written in specific languages (although a fairly healthy list of them, ranging from HTML5/JS to C/C++) and built using specific compilers (which are available for free). All of those compilers support targeting ARM (in fact, except the C/C++ option, it doesn't even require a recompile). Also, please point me to any Windows Runtime API (which is what Windows Store apps are coded against) that is present on x86 but not on ARM. For that matter, point me to a Win32 one (truly not available, not simply restricted from officially using) that Windows RT lacks. The OS itself is little more than a recompile of the x86 code.

    Now, targeting third-party desktop apps is a completely different issue. There's been some success there on Windows RT, getting desktop apps to run in an AppContainer sandbox (which means limited access to the outside system), but building such apps definitely requires recompiles as well as setting up a launcher for them. People (hackers, in the not-malicious sense) are working on this.

    If you have any evidence that contradicts anything I've said here, you'll need to cite it. Otherwise I call BS.

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    1. Re:Misunderstanding or pure bull by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      ranging from HTML5/JS to C/C++!!!

      That is like world wide, as in from the front door to the road. Where is Snobol 4 in that scheme of things (or even Scheme?) What about Cobol? BCPL? Ruby?

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    2. Re:Misunderstanding or pure bull by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > Now, targeting third-party desktop apps is a completely different issue. There's
      > been some success there on Windows RT, getting desktop apps to run in an
      > AppContainer sandbox (which means limited access to the outside system),
      > but building such apps definitely requires recompiles as well as setting up a
      > launcher for them. People (hackers, in the not-malicious sense) are working on this.

      Howsabout MS swallowing their pride, and asking the WINE team for an ARM port?

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    3. Re:Misunderstanding or pure bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Javascript is the new assembly. Compilers will need to start supporting it as a target, unfortunately.

  64. Re:Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reasonable explanation is that the site's users aren't really "highly libertarian" when push comes to shove.

    Go figure.

    - ac, lol

  65. why wouldn't the desktop know its location? by Chirs · · Score: 1

    There's no reason the desktop couldn't have location information...just ask the user, or infer it from wifi networks, or get a rough idea based on IP address.

  66. Surface only scratched the surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the Surface here on my desk. It is right next to the iPad. I also own an HP fondleslab too. I really like the Surface hardware. It is easy to navigate windows 8 on the Surface. The keyboard works surprisingly well. I didn't find it any more difficult to learn W8 on the Surface than it did to learn how to navigate the iPad. Where MS has failed (and miserably) is with the app store. The highlights? An RDP client that works great. And (yes I am going to say it) Internet Explorer is really nice to have. On the down side, the email client is probably the worst thing I have ever used to retrieve email. With no "buy-in" from major points of interest (Facebook, Pandora, etc) the apps that are provided are weak at best, which pretty much sums up the rest of the Store. Oprah? Really? Pure crap. As one who purchases and evaluates these devices for our users I have to say the lack of real tools is the ultimate "nail in the coffin". Combined with several W8 UI navigation problems The iPad has better tools for managing networks, servers, monitoring, and application management than the MS kit. It is an abject failure on the part of the MS team that brought the Surface to market without a proper ecosystem to support it. Their own commercials do not showcase apps. It is because there is nothing worth showcasing. I like the hardware. I am warming to W8. But it doesn't matter. No app ecosystem = death. The "build it and hope somebody shows up to the party" paradigm will not work.

  67. Not a Surprise by lilfields · · Score: 2

    You can only buy the device in about 80 stores NATIONWIDE or on Microsoft Store's website, no shit it's sales are low. Put it in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc and it would probably triple sales. That's not say 3 Million is an impressive number, but it's just common sense that most people just don't know it exists.

  68. Re:Told by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    Probably because us "highly libertarian" users are also all about personal accountability. Besides, posting under a pseudonym doesn't exactly scream violations of privacy or freedom to me.

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  69. Even with all the TV commercials by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Dancing toddlers, Catholic 4th grade school girls, guy's doing the robot, all with this crippled, expensive, proprietary crap that nobody's gonna want when you can get an Android tablet at the drug store for $99.00!

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  70. Re:moving parts? fragile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hinge on the back is built tough.

    http://www.wired.com/reviews/2012/10/microsoft-surface/

    "We wanted to see how easy it was to break one. It’s very possible, but you have to really try. We did manage to break off the kickstand by gradually leaning onto it, but I had to put nearly my full weight onto the tablet before the kickstand snapped off."

  71. Ship or sold? by caywen · · Score: 1

    zacharye says "shipped" while quoting the article, which says "sold". Which is it, because there's a huge difference.

    Also, Microsoft doesn't sell through Best Buy or Amazon. I think that means the numbers are actual sales to customers. Many companies claim X million shipped - meaning Best Buy and Amazon get stuck with a huge inventory.

  72. Hey Mr $hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're seeing through your tactics. You claim that M$ product is "good hardware, good os, just lacking in apps dramatically". Your next article will claim that "appstore grows at 20%".

    We all know you messed up and you are in damage control mode.

    But I can instil some more fear into you paymasters: An acquaintance of mine works at the Googleplex and after a couple of beers, some Caipirinhas and stuff he can't remember (I can, though) he spilled the beans on their joint venture with a major game publisher (he wouldn't divulge the name before his words became incomprehensible): They want to turn every household's Wifi antenna into a base station for a kind of a networked GooGame System. As they are control freaks you would of course have to sign in using a Google email address and certainly they would log your location and notify all of your contacts in the vicinity so that you could congregate in a cafe, park, library or home of you or your friend. They are experimenting with "always on" cameras and microphones to gather even more data realtime about what is going on there (face, image, car, logo recognition). Of course they already work on a marketing campaign to make it look not as creepy as it obviously is. Then they apparently have augmented reality thrown into all this and the game company wants to use the networking *outside* the home for a totally new type of game.
    Of course they want to leverage the cheap connectivity for voice and text chatting and for their office products. Think of being notified by the Android phone when an important document changes and then following these changes in realtime on the phone. Talking about these changes to your coworker via their voice service. Apparently they think they can't expand much in search, so they want to push strongly into office products and gaming.
    Please relay exactly to Mr Chief Ape so that he can throw chairs and shit bricks.

  73. Um... I've read several very positive reviews by elabs · · Score: 1

    Reviewers I've see have generally been very positive about the Surface, and I've read dozens and dozens of reviews on the topic. There have been a few negative reviews, mostly from sites that focus on Apple products.

  74. Not news. by redback · · Score: 1

    News Flash!: Poor product in competitive market sells slowly, film at 11!

  75. rt was a mistake by wcb4 · · Score: 1

    Windows RT and the Risc based surface were mistakes. If people wanted locked in, crippled computing devices, the iPad is better established. The ability to have a full computer would have been a great differentiator. Windows 8 on a full computer is great. I have an acer iconia w500 running full windows 8. Its great. It is what Surface should have been if MS could have pulled their collective heads out of their asrses.

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  76. Re:Told by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    us "highly libertarian" users are also all about personal accountability...

    That would be "pseudo accountability" for those of us posting under pseudonyms.

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  77. Metro fallout. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just bought iPad for Christmas.

    JAM

  78. Wow by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Just... Wow.

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  79. Call me surprised. by Barryke · · Score: 1

    To me, it feels like many (vocal) people online "don't get it" when it comes to Windows 8. Some write articles, others post flaming comments. I like Windows 8, i moreover like that finally the hardware is innovating. (it was a long time due)

    So people, grow up and think beyond tomorrow. You are not using a (laptop) computer IN ITS CURRENT FORM until the day you die, things will change, and this is a great innovative step. Walk the learning curve, you old dinosaurs!

    Now i'm waiting for the mass consumer market to realize that there is a place for Windows 8 laptops with an 18" IPS screen measuring 2560x1600 boasting a detachable but fullsize keyboard that acts as a cover and (Windows 8 certified) touch. I will happily make due with a Surface Pro until a XL edition is released for big people like me without teener/chinese fingers.

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  80. Re:Told by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Same is true if a poster creates a different account for each post, or cycle a large number of accounts. Do you similarly scoff at accounts with less than 20 posts in last one year?

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  81. GooD by AGoodA · · Score: 0

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