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  1. US need more weapon regulation on Gunplay Blamed For Cutting Fiber · · Score: 0, Troll

    Won't somebody please think of the fiber??

  2. Re:Why do I have to log in to make a VOIP call? on Skype Blames Microsoft Patch Tuesday for Outage · · Score: 1

    Erhm, buddy... you can UDP-punch through a firewall. The method was well explained in some article here some time ago. Here, there you go.

  3. *Yawn* on PC Magazine Editor Throws in the Towel on Vista · · Score: -1, Troll
    If Microsoft can't get Vista working, I might just do the unthinkable: I might move to Linux.

    Someone who describes that as the unthinkable can only be a a MS zealot, a troll, or a plain idiot.

    Wow, sheesh, Vista sucks so badly that I might consider using another OS that's already installed on millions of servers and desktops around the world. I must be so desperate!

    About the rest of the article, it's just a rant on Vista's inability to properly manage sleep modes, and some networking problems, with a couple of unfunny jokes here and there. Apparently this guy can't get all his computers to behave as expected (as if anyone should be surprised at this stage that two computers running the same version of Windows can run into trouble trying to talk to each other). You'd better be spending your time reading something else...

  4. Re:Watch what happens... on Forgent Patent Troll Loses Again · · Score: 1

    Let the trademark war begin!

  5. Well, well, well.. on Blogger Finds Bug in NASA Global Warming Study? · · Score: 5, Informative

    The opinion: A link to the blog entry in question would have been quite on topic.

    The pun.

  6. Re:viruses on linux - a big deal anyway? on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 1

    You seem to be missing an important issue: Linux workstations are often used as mail, web, ftp, etc. servers, and as firewalls and gateways as well. Being able to scan files that come in and out your network can sometimes prove indispensable.

  7. Re:The winners: on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What's even funnier:

    WatchGuard disputes the test results, stating that it uses ClamAV -- one of the products that caught all of the viruses -- in its own product. "We don't see how the results could be valid -- our product uses ClamAV," a spokesman says.
  8. Re:"ankle biters"? on Forbes Offers a Sympathetic Portrayal of Hackers · · Score: 1

    You make that sound like it's some cool spy movie. It is. It's just plain illegal. Well paid, granted, but illegal. It's neither flashy (you can't even brag about your smooth moves!) nor in any way exciting. Neither is being wanted by some three-letter-agencies. Do you happen to know why they ALL have three letters, no matter what country or nation they belong to?
    There, fixed that for ya. Boy, that was easy, keep 'em coming!
  9. I already knew some on MSN Censors Your IM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since the day I became almost crazy when I was trying to pass a URL which included 'download.php?' to a friend from a well trusted website. All of my messages sent back to me. PITA.

    Fortunately, it's kinda easily fooled if you randomly place a space and add "delete the space" at the end of the sentence. If they trust me in the first place, what prevents them from copy-pasting it and deleting a character as I requested?

  10. Re:not ready for prime time on Proposed IPv6 Cutover By 2011-01-01 · · Score: 1

    Click on story's headline, check URL. Shiny.

  11. Re:oooh on Robot Aims To Walk On Water · · Score: 1

    So if I'm drowning will I finally get to cry "Save me, Jebus"???

  12. Re:Italians? on Compound From Olive-Pomace Oil Inhibits HIV Spread · · Score: 1

    I'm Spanish! I wins! I wins!!

  13. Re:Cool, but you know *somebody* will read this as on Compound From Olive-Pomace Oil Inhibits HIV Spread · · Score: 1

    Well, if you eat olive oil instead of having sex or using somebody else's needles, yes, there's a pretty high chance you won't...

  14. Re:Correlation on Compound From Olive-Pomace Oil Inhibits HIV Spread · · Score: 1, Informative

    As a Spaniard, I'd like to point out that, even thought a majority of the Spanish population would declare themselves as Catholics:

      - A couple of years ago we had one of the lowest birth rates in the world (I'm not implying Catholics must have lots of children, but, come on, people fuck no matter what).
      - Prostitution is one of the main industries (if not the biggest) here.
      - The average age for getting married is 31 in men, and 29 in women, whilest losing one's virginity happens at 17 years old (also on average); yes, there's a lot of not-too-Catholic out-of-marriage sex.

    So I wouldn't be so careless as to attribute a lower number of HIV infections to abstinence. IMHO, education (there's a lot of emphasis on wearing condoms here) is one of the keys (I have no clue about olive oil).

  15. Congratulations! on First Thing IT Managers Do In the Morning? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're ready to replace Steve Jobs!

  16. Re:This bit is always amusing... on RIAA Forces YouTube to Remove Free Guitar Lessons · · Score: 1

    ... but above all it doesn't want you personifying it!

  17. Re:getting tired of Java = Python! on Draft Review of Java 7 "Measures and Units" · · Score: 1

    Shut up! ;) PS: My sig is a Verizon-related pun

  18. Re:sort of makes me wish on Google Loses Gmail Trademark Case · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I hope you're all joking, since I mostly get the c1al1s and v1agr4 ones...

  19. Re:You don't need to see our identification. on Vista Security Claims Debunked · · Score: 1

    Oh, c'mon, don't be too hard on him, he's just an 874-thousand UIDer....

  20. Re:no its not on NY Legislature Rejects "Microsoft Amendment" · · Score: 1

    You hit the nail right on its head. Here in Spain we have 97-99% accurate results by 11pm (actually, most parties will admit defeat earlier than that). As for the ones not trusting the people who stays and counts, I gotta say they're being monitored, and the results are double-checked in situ.

  21. Re:Considering how expensive ink is on InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong? · · Score: 1

    There's a Verizon-related intended pun in my sig.

  22. Re:Considering how expensive ink is on InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong? · · Score: 1

    Since /. doesn't seem to like my currency symbol anymore, I'd like to add those prices are in Euros.

  23. Re:Considering how expensive ink is on InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong? · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll provide a simple example. You can buy a Lexmark for 25 or less here in Spain in many places. A compatible unbranded ink cartridge for it would cost more than 35. I didn't even dare to ask how much original ones were...

  24. Re:49-page? on Microsoft To Change Desktop Search After Google Complaint · · Score: 1

    Plus, it's the square of 7, which is really really good. Not six, seven!
    Mine goes up to eleven.
  25. Re:Or you know, on Ubuntu Linux Validates As Genuine Windows · · Score: 4, Funny

    And what exactly IS the point of validating Ubuntu or whatever as genuine windows anyway???
    Touching trolls' nerves, apparently...