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First Thing IT Managers Do In the Morning?

An anonymous reader writes "When I was a wee-little IT Manager, I interviewed for a position at an online CRM provider in San Francisco, a job I certainly was qualified for, at least on paper. One of the interviewer's questions was 'What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning?' I thought saying 'Read Slashdot' wouldn't be what he was looking for — so I made up something, I'm sure, equally lame. I didn't get the job. But the question has stuck with me over the years. What do real IT and MIS managers do when they walk in to the office in the morning? What Web sites or tools do they look at or use the first thing? Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest."

584 comments

  1. First by Sexual+Asspussy · · Score: 1, Funny

    thing

    1. Re:First by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Why bother, these days? Unless you're living in the past, I remember waiting up until 3am to see if I'd ranked up... ah, the old days! ^^

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    2. Re:First by nosfucious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alker-Salzer, Asprin, Berocca, Vitamins, water and a large quantity of caffine.

      Hope that the shirt I put on is clean, pants also. (Sometimes the fact that I have pants is an improvement).

      After a while the caffine kicks in and last nights bender degrades in to a dull throb and I can get some real work done.

      Never turn up to work sober. It just creats unrealistic expectations.

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    3. Re:First by Jaruzel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      1. I arrive at my desk
      2. I open the lid on my coffee
      3. I start to drink my coffee
      4. I glare at my minions until...
      5. ...One of them gives me an update.

      Delegation. Get others to put out your fires for you. THEN claim the credit.

      -Jar.

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    4. Re:First by jonoid · · Score: 1

      Just posting to remove my Troll mod to parent. Took me awhile to get the joke. It's still early, heh.

  2. Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Evil+Al · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee machine, foo!

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    1. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by paganizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      yup. first thing is coffee.
      after that, check the whiteboard on the door to my office to see where the problems are; when you have 6000+ systems and a cluster in each state and a few overseas, their is always a problem somewhere.
      If anything is on fire, head to level 2 and check with the nightshift to see what the heck is going on before they escape.
      If the fire is local, walk down to the NOC and see whats up, put out fire if appropriate. if it's in Dallas or Seattle or Guam, see the status of the local admin on the ticket queue, get on the phone if I see something they don't; start a team re-tasking operations at the site if it looks like it's going to take a while; downtime is not an option.
      if it is Biz as usual, walk in, fire up the computer, and check the infrastructure; check the queue on SMS to see if anything major is being pushed today, basically just look around to see if there is anything that is going to require me to earn my salary.
      if everything is smooth, or being handled, check e-mail; then, slashdot until the 10AM meeting.

      sometimes I wonder why I retired. then, I remember. Paperwork sucks.

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    2. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by khephera · · Score: 2, Informative

      First I check to make sure the nightly backups completed properly, *then* I go for coffee.

    3. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Clived · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about you guys, but for me, the first thing was my horoscope.

      After that, back to the network, Unix, NT, Linux, whatever ..:P

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    4. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Tmack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First I check to make sure the nightly backups completed properly, *then* I go for coffee.

      I generally dig through the netcool alerts first to make sure nothing died overnight that wasnt brought to my attention otherwise. Then I start reading through lesser critical alerts, cron spewage, and other emails from actual people to see if anything else funny happened/caught fire that I need to douse. But, while Im waiting for Entourage to actually load the emails (damn exchange server), I hit up the coffee pot and then check slashdot.

      tm

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    5. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Agreed, if not the coffee machine then the refrigerator for your choice of cold caffeinated beverage. After that you should be well enough awake to check a few system logs/reports to make sure the sky didn't fall while you were sleeping.

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    6. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by scotch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably a big dump. Why can't people shit at home? They were just there half an hour ago.

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    7. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pr0n

    8. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by NickFitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't necessarily want a dump before I set off; it's the nutters one encounters on the Tube that scare me shitless by the time I get to work.

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    9. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by DutchSter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably a big dump. Why can't people shit at home? They were just there half an hour ago.

      Expense reduction. The company's doing it, so why shouldn't I? They expect more productivity out of me and instant availability at no extra cost to them. Since it's costing me more to work there, I need to cut my expenses as well. Until I got married, it was possible for me to go an entire month on a single roll of toilet paper because I "timed" everything to always have to take that "7:30 conference call" in room 4-RM (4th floor Men's Restroom).

      Of course my boss still got the last laugh. He gave me a Blackberry. Now I take a dump while my computer boots up, but I use the extra time to get a jump start on my emails using the Blackberry. Drat, foiled again...

      Plus I'd rather be in the building at 7:30 and seen for a short while than show up at work at 7:45 because I opted to take care of business at home first. Yes my current job is like something out of Office Space.

    10. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by yahooadam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Surely the first thing you do when you get to work is walk in the door ?

    11. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by fractoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      I misread that as "make sure the nightly backups are corrupted properly". Time for that coffee... >.>

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    12. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Because all that coffee at work keeps you regular. For me, it's 8:30am sharp. Right before the 9am status meeting...

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    13. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please, stop calling me Shirley.

    14. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ditto, verify backups....absolutely come before everything...except coffee...

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    15. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      See now you are what I picture in a manager. I work in an IT shop for a moderately sized company (1600 employees) and I know that the manager doesn't really check the logs, they just call the guy who is paid to check the logs, but the might check the deploy queue.. I don't know any manager I've ever had that actually has to look at logs, unless you consider email from the staff to be logs...

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    16. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rickb928 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First thing I do is put my glasses on. Check the BlackBerry. Flush. Shower/shave/breakfast. Check real e-mail. Drive 40 minutes.

      It is now about 0705. I'm still 25 minutes from my first stop. I'm a field technician by title, but I'm the 'IT Manager' for 12-25 clients. And every single one is the most important client I have. Just ask my boss.

      It's either the backup that didn't run again, the Exchange server that once again needs to be rebooted form an overnight &*#$up, the routers need to be reloaded since the power went out cause the UPS can't hold them overnight after the cleaners vacuum the cord out of the wall, or a new Dell workstation doesn't boot two days after being received and Dell won't get there before I can. And I charge them a maintenance agreement, cause they like Dell hardware but can't run a business on the service. And I told them about the capacitor problems a few years ago and they trust me but still buy Dell. Sheesh.

      If only I were the IT manager for one single company with just as much stuff on fire, but a lot less driving, usually.

      Ha! I ditched it for cubicle life! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm just a tooth on the gears now, not the SAE90 that gets dumped out and changed on some insane schedule...

      If you're a good IT manager, you get coffee, check status, make the first call(s) of the morning, and settle in. If you're not a good IT manager, you check status, pee on whatever fires are burning the hottest, get coffee, and pray a little.

      You do whatever needs to be done first. Right after coffee.

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    17. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by toganet · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're not at work until you walk through the door -- it's last thing you do before you get there.

    18. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by zonk+the+purposeful · · Score: 2, Interesting

      05:15 Wake up - coffee
      05:30 Clear emails from inbox, check calendar, write out actions for day, send a few emails kicking things off, catch up on digg/slashdot/bbc etc.
      06:30 Leave for work
      07:15 Arrive at Gym - 30 minutes - 5 cycle, 10 cross trainer, 15 running
      08:15 Arrive at work.. sorted.

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    19. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by NickDangr · · Score: 1

      If coffee isn't the first on the list of responses, I don't know what is. Then, I make sure noone's screamin', check backups and the internet connection, and then at some point verify the quality of the day's Dilbert. I'm sure there's more... I don't ever really stop working.

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    20. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Iron+Condor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Coffee machine, foo!

      Lots'a people agreeing with this, but it ain't really funny: the coffee machine is where everybody heads firts thing and thus its where I will meet all the people who have something interesting/important workrelated to tell me. "Hey, did you see the email from...". If the gatering space for the ad-hoc morning meet isn't the coffee maker in your company, then head for the water cooler or the fridge or wherever people gather. In five minutes of friendly hellos I know what's up today without actually looking at email.

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    21. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I had a coffee pot at work, that would be the first thing to tend to. Otherwise, my morning ritual is similar to parent post:

      1. Attach my personal USB drive and boot computer
      2. Check voice mail messages while computer is booting, look for fires
      3. Check company email, look for fires
      4. Check incoming faxes. No fires there, but sometimes directives from On High
      5. Check physical mail box at Front Desk.
      6. At same time, check company grapevine through the Front Desk girls. Find out if they need any favors that I can do (cuz the grapevine works on favor exchanges, and they are key people in the grapevine)
      7. Check Internet news headlines. I use a custom portal with Yahoo and another with Google. I check world news, US news, metro news, Reuters technical news, and slashdot. I'm scanning these fast, looking for things that might be relevant to my job, to the company, or to my cow-orkers.

      This ritual takes 10 to 15 minutes, and more than pays for itself by decreasing the number of surprises I run into during the rest of the day. On the average, the part that takes the longest is checking the grapevine, because these kinds of informal networks need to be nurtured.

      By 20 minutes into the day, I know what is important for that day and can discuss my priorities with my boss. Sometimes that discussion has included bargaining for a couple of hours to research something that turned up on Slashdot that might be important to our work.

    22. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by bh_doc · · Score: 4, Funny

      They must have figured this out where I work. The toilet paper here is horrible. Now I know, it's all just a ploy to get me to crap at home, instead!

      It worked, too.

    23. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rgravina · · Score: 1

      Wow... If you're serious, that's impressive.

    24. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rjshields · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Instead of going to the gym, I cycle to work. It's 9 miles/half an hour. It means I get an extra half hour to 45 minutes in bed!

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    25. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention you're getting a better workout than he is and you've saved the gym fees (But remember to offset that against the cost of the bike).

      15 minutes running every morning? Why not have someone break your ankles for you? It'll have the same effect, long term.

    26. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by umghhh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good IT manager exists in exactly the same way as 'normal' good manager i.e. he does not.

      "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa

    27. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rjshields · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But remember to offset that against the cost of the bike
      My hack bike only cost around £400. Remember to offset that against the fuel you are saving (e.g. the bike pays for itself in under a year) ;)
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    28. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by dintech · · Score: 1

      Out of interest when do you go to bed? Also have you always been a morning person? My ex-gf had a similar lifestyle to you whereas I always went to bed at round 00:30. Eventually I learned to sleep through her alarm clock at 5:00am and after a while of getting good at it, my own...

    29. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by zonk+the+purposeful · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I go to sleep at 10 or so in the evening. I was never a morning person at all, I solved it by giving up smoking, and cutting the coffee out after 1 o'clock. Of course I'm a manager now, it was much harder as a developer, I used to sit up to all hours playing away with stuff.

      For getting up - I use the default Nokia phone alarm, it starts quiet and gets louder, after I while I panic and jump out of bed before it starts waking the neighbors, then I head for the toilet rather than back to bed, and from there its relatively easy to get the coffee in.

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    30. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      1 Cheak no alarms are ringing 2 Coffee then Dilbert (while may email downloads)

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    31. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course my boss still got the last laugh. He gave me a Blackberry. Now I take a dump while my computer boots up, but I use the extra time to get a jump start on my emails using the Blackberry. Drat, foiled again... One more nail in the coffin of widespread adoption of mobile video conferencing.
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    32. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by hotarugari · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a Brownberry or a dinkleberry to me.

      lmao

    33. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by strikeleader · · Score: 0

      They were just there half an hour ago Must be nice to have a short commute.
    34. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Phisbut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eventually I learned to sleep through her alarm clock at 5:00am and after a while of getting good at it, my own...

      Back when my wife had an earlier schedule than mine, I also learned to sleep through her alarm (and her 3 mandatory snoozes...), which also trained me to sleep through mine. I had developed a reflex to shut down my alarm in my sleep, without waking up. I have now moved my alarm clock (which is basically my Nintendo DS) far enough from my bed that I acually have to get up to shut it down. Although it did happen a couple of times that I somehow managed to get up, turn the alarm off, and get back to bed without waking up (!!!), it still ain't bad enough that I need one of these.

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    35. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by dintech · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I have much to learn. All the things you've stopped doing are exactly the things I'm currently doing. :)
      I didn't really consider smoking but now you mention it, smoking more cigarettes does make me more tired the next day...

      Also, I need to stop using the radio of my alarm clock. It encourages lying in bed I think unless I tune it to something really obnoxious.

    36. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by farrellj · · Score: 1

      Dell wasn't the only company to be hit with the the capacitor problem...only Dell went public, the other two companies didn't.

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    37. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rrhal · · Score: 1

      1) Coffee
      2) Did last nights scripts run OK
      3) is anyone barking about something in the E-Mail
      4) Coffee
      5) Slashdot until coworkers arrive.

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    38. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by dvazquez · · Score: 1

      Cause if they do it at home they would be late for work.

    39. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Motto: Never crap at home, never sweat at work.

    40. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Other two? Which two?

      We had trouble with MSI and ECS board dropping like flies, and a few ASUS boards came in with the telltale 'K' caps. There were others. It wasn't just Dell/HP/Compaq/Acer.

      And my USR modem just died two weeks ago. It had a 'K' cap in it, bloated. Death. So very young...:-)

      I doubt many motherboard, card, or modem manufacturers escaped some exposure, but the ones that actually tested incoming components might, repeat *might* have spotted those. For the majority, it was really just a 'fess up and buck up' situation.

      Remember the Seagate 'stiction' back in the old days? Well, maybe you don't. Similar situation.

      These things, among others, age IT 'managers' preamturely. Like the politician said, in the IT business, if you want a friend, get a dog.

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    41. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Probably a big dump. Why can't people shit at home? They were just there half an hour ago.

      Because you don't get paid by the hour to shit at home ?-)

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    42. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      Why can't people shit at home? I can't do "away games". I need that home-field advantage.
    43. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by deuterium · · Score: 1

      and he must go to bed at 9:30.

    44. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by asc99c · · Score: 1

      I do the same. If you're in town, half the time it's actually quicker than driving.

    45. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by selfdestruction619 · · Score: 1
      Well... Since I'm the youngest on staff and not quite the average coffee go-er.. I usually drink a Pibb Xtra but caffeine usually is what counts. I call my phone at work to test the phone line. Shoot a fax from my computer to the external fax line for the president. Check the internet by going to 3rd party email account or getting on the firewall to see connections. Shoot an email from 3rd party email to my account and watch Outlook. Check logs on spam filter to ensure the email is logged and made it through firewall and spam. Check scripting logs to make sure people are logging on. Use a batch to ping the servers and check server map folders open. For the most part it's just part of my daily check list because normally someone beats me to work, find the fire(s), and call me while I'm stuck in exciting morning traffic. Usually takes about 30 minutes though to finish up the morning ritual and then I'm knocking out projects and probably stopping fires both office politics and IT related...


      I agree though, put out as many fires upon walking in and your day will work out better than waiting for your boss or VP/CEO/CFO to come mention that it's been out all morning and no one's done anything yet.

    46. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by rjshields · · Score: 1

      You're not joking. Around 95% of my commute is non-urban but it still takes me around the same time as driving. The 5% urban driving takes around 50% of the time. On my bike I can jump the traffic queues.

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    47. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing I do when I get to work is turn off the car's engine. It's environmentally friendly too.

    48. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By 20 minutes into the day, I know what is important for that day and can discuss my priorities with my boss. Sometimes that discussion has included bargaining for a couple of hours to research something that turned up on Slashdot that might be important to our work.

      Mwhahaha, nice try. Something important turning up on Slashdot, other than FUD and herd-talk? Not bloody likely.

    49. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by giminy · · Score: 1

      You have machines in guam? Me too. Creepy. Are you my boss (e.g. where do you work?)?

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    50. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      I generally use my phone for my alarm. One night I needed to charge it overnight, so I plugged it in and left it on a chest of drawers at the bottom of my bed (nearest socket). I woke up the next morning (about an hour after the alarm was set) to find my phone unplugged on my bedside table. Somehow I had got up, gone to the bottom of the bed, turned off the alarm, unplugged the phone, put it down on the bedside table and got back into bed all without remembering any of it the next morning.

    51. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by paganizer · · Score: 1

      A unspecified branch of the United States Government.
      I wouldn't be your boss anymore, anyway; I retired a few years back.

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    52. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, some managers DO check their logs after a dump. ... And then they flush.

    53. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by giminy · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of Ron Broersma?

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    54. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by paganizer · · Score: 1

      you work at one of the fun places. The place I worked is with a similar group.
      I think I did meet him once at Atsugi.
      He is friends with some of my friends; are you at the San Diego branch? I know you are not at Guam, as you can still come across as borderline sane.

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    55. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by giminy · · Score: 1

      Yep, San Diego. Charleston/Suffolk, I'm guessing?

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    56. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using Netcool stuff already, its not a big deal to have an Impact script do some event enrichment and page you if the excrement has truly impacted the cooling device.

    57. Re:Coffee machine1st thing I look at by zonk+the+purposeful · · Score: 1

      It takes a while to figure out what works, and what is important, for me as I'm getting older I have less energy, or ability to cope, whereas in my 20's I would happily be out very, late and very drunk (UK based) and still be able to do some semblance of work/life. As it happened I really like to smoke, however unacceptable for my GF.

      Now, ten years on, it is important for me to get through the work week in a better shape than I started it. That means slightly more healthy, and progressing in my work. Having your day task list ready at 6am, means during the day I know exactly what I want to acheive, and am just trying to tick off as many as possible. (I use Getting Things Done (GTD) for that.), and going to the gym gets me slightly more healthy.

      I do these things first in the day, before something knocks my schedule off, hence getting up early, that way I know I am much more likely to get my stuff done.

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  3. Turn off the alarm by JoeCommodore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Otherwise I get a headache real fast!

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    1. Re:Turn off the alarm by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Well in a different way this is right for me, I'd check the
      SNMP logs for severity ones.

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  4. Shower by Aliencow · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure that would've been the right answer.

    1. Re:Shower by hsdpa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Real IT Managers doesn't shower. That's overrated!
      Or was it geeks who doesn't shower? I'm confused...

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    2. Re:Shower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure that would've been the right answer. I guess if they have showers at work and you cycle to work, that would be appropriate. Otherwise, I think it'd be a bit strange that the first thing you do when you get to work is take a shower.
    3. Re:Shower by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The question is what is the first thing you do when you get to work. I would hope that showering is before you get to work!

    4. Re:Shower by leenks · · Score: 1

      Some people cycle / run / walk to work. Showering first thing on arrival is definitely not a strange thing to do...

    5. Re:Shower by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I usually try to do that before I get to work.

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    6. Re:Shower by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Real IT staff sleep at work, yic.

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    7. Re:Shower by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      no no no .. they work in their sleep :)

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  5. Check the sev 1s by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Informative

    The first thing you do every morning is check the sev 1 problems that have occurred when you are out. Next off you look at the 24 hour report to see what is out of whack. Anything odd you follow up on. If everything is fine then you have a cup of strong coffee and wait for the first dumb question of the day.

    Deal with the disasters first, after that everything in the day is a lightweight bonus.

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    1. Re:Check the sev 1s by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      The first thing you do every morning is check the sev 1 problems that have occurred when you are out. Next off you look at the 24 hour report to see what is out of whack. Anything odd you follow up on. If everything is fine then you have a cup of strong coffee and wait for the first dumb question of the day.

      Seriously. If our IT manager makes it from the door to his desk before being accosted, it's a damn good day for him. Poor bastard.

    2. Re:Check the sev 1s by Em+Ellel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The first thing you do every morning is check the sev 1 problems that have occurred when you are out. Next off you look at the 24 hour report to see what is out of whack. Anything odd you follow up on. If everything is fine then you have a cup of strong coffee and wait for the first dumb question of the day.

      Deal with the disasters first, after that everything in the day is a lightweight bonus. Generally speaking if you have to check on them, they are not sev 1. If they are sev 1 you should have been contacted by now via automated(monitoring software) or manual(minions) means.

      Of course what is missed in this discussion is that the job is that of an IT manager and NOT SA and as such it is NOT your job to deal with the actual monitoring and fixing of anything (except, as mentioned above, maybe things of highest priority), it is SA's job. Your job to is to support SA's and make sure the emergencies ARE dealt with while also making sure all (including non-emergency) services are taken care of.

      This is why sometimes a good SA does not make a good IT manager.

      -Em

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    3. Re:Check the sev 1s by edittard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Generally speaking if you have to check on them, they are not sev 1. If they are sev 1 you should have been contacted by now via automated(monitoring software)
      Perhaps they're a C shop - so they count from zero.
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    4. Re:Check the sev 1s by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. The first thing you do is chat with the night shift to make sure everything ran smoothly. Then you make sure the day shift are all in.

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    5. Re:Check the sev 1s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > The first thing you do every morning is check the sev 1 problems that have occurred when you are out.

      Not bad.

      In a non-IT context, I'm about the same:

      1) Skim Republican website to see what got blown up last night. They're a pretty panicky bunch, and usually first to report major fires, earthquakes, etc by 15-20 minutes. When a nuke finally goes off in anger somewhere, I'll be selling airlines and buying defense contractors in the few minutes between the flash and the probable temporary closure of the markets due to panic.
      2) Skim Democrat website to see what got covered up last night. They're great at digging into scandals; a few years back, their reports on troops without armor gave me a good 24 hours to get into Armor Holdings (NYSE:AH) before the mainstream media forced the government to shovel money into contract awards. Also helped knock Taser off its high horse a few years ago.
      3) Skim Slashdot to see what the whackjob partisans in #1 and #2 completely forgot about. Your usual tech stories.
      4) Skim financial news websites to see if what I've found in #1, #2, or #3 offer good opportunities to make money.

      The war's a crock of shit, but it's a profitable crock of shit.

    6. Re:Check the sev 1s by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      I dont check any of that until later in the day and only if I'm in a micromanaging mood.

      I check the trouble ticket progress reports. Then make a list of what techs need to be called to either prod along, get more info, or light a fire under, depending on the severity and the number of upper management requests for problem XX to get fixed in my email or voicemail.

      Managers dont do the grunt work, we take in the 5000 foot picture and give a 10,000 foot picture to the director.

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    7. Re:Check the sev 1s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you worked for a proper global company like I do you would know the sev 1
          may have been dealt with by Asia or North America during their shift.

      Now if we lost a building that would be different but that is a "Red Alert" rather than priority 1.

    8. Re:Check the sev 1s by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      >>Generally speaking if you have to check on them, they are not sev 1. If they are sev 1 you should have been contacted by now via automated(monitoring software) or manual(minions) means. That's why you check for them. Nothing ever goes as it should all the time, and pro-active confirmation beats after-the-fact excuses.

    9. Re:Check the sev 1s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never worked in a startup, have you?

      The first thing I do each morning is check for sev1s, then forward them around the company, pointing out I don't want to hear it because no one else could be bothered to get out of bed after working sixteen hours the day before, either. :p

      Then I fix them. And say screw it, and get some breakfast. If it isn't sev1, it isn't important until I've had enough coffee to make me not want to literally (and I mean literally, not figurativey) rip off customers' heads and ingest their juicy innards.

      This is why sometimes startup companies are filled with raging lunatics. :P

    10. Re:Check the sev 1s by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The place I used to work at was like that some days.

      Once, the directors insisted that I take a vacation because, between classes and work, I was doing 70-80 hours a week. The day I came back, I got about 3 steps inside the building before I was buried in "We're glad you're back! $X is wrong" (for about 200 different values of $X.

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    11. Re:Check the sev 1s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you speak to my manager for me? He 1) thinks it's his job to help out the SAs and 2) thinks he is my backup. As a result, I am in his office explaining technicalities all the time to an amateur techie of which most of it is going over his head. As far as I'm concerned, if I ever get sick or hit by a bus the place is doomed.

      Funny story, my manager came in and cleaned the server room last time I did a major upgrade. He came in to give support and help with the technical details. While I troubleshooted things that didn't go quite as planned, he cleaned the server room because he discovered he didn't know enough about what was going on to offer any help at all.

      Someday I need to take the time to setup a /. account so I am not anonymous coward.

    12. Re:Check the sev 1s by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Deal with the disasters first, after that everything in the day is a lightweight bonus.
      Surely you mean: Deal with the disasters first, then go home. And be sure to call your Spouse/SO/cat/dog on the way to apologize for getting home late again.

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    13. Re:Check the sev 1s by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Never worked in a startup, have you? I think what you meant to say was

      Never worked at an unsuccessful company that is bleeding VC dry while syphoning as much as possible into the C*Os bank accounts. Seriously no decent company, established or start up, should have managers doing grunt work, or "raging lunatics."

      Sev 1 is a system failure that is causing either loss of life (like if the hospitals life support systems failed) or cost significant amount of financial damage (not likely at a start up). Neither of these should be anything you have to go looking or. If you have to find it then it's not sev 1. It's more of "Not that big of a a deal since no one is screaming their heads off about it."
    14. Re:Check the sev 1s by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      At a start up, the bar for significant amount of financial damage is set much lower. Sev 1 can happen regardless of how big the company is.

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    15. Re:Check the sev 1s by zucom · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Most SA's that are thrust into management never go through that transition into management. Not that it's possible in most companies or even a natural thing to do for most people. Great leaders come from where they take others more than where they get themselves.

      -ZuCom

  6. XPlanner & Team Assessment by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it's early in the iteration (we have two week cycles for our agile development plan) then I'll log on to XPlanner which is a Free Open Source project management tool that allows me to control the user stories and tasks for our project. Early on I look for people that have more hours than others and I try to mitigate that by visiting them and just talking over what they have to do on a high level with them. Since I'm still young and know all the technologies we use, I give them drawings and any sort of information they need to get the job done.

    If it's near the end of an iteration or someone is empty, I shuffle tasks and then make a note to talk to both the people one on one when they get in. I also take the time in the morning to talk to people about what they need to work on so they don't spend all day on the wrong task. In the event of something pending that isn't going to get done, I schedule a meeting with my manager and maybe the customer. Haven't had to do that yet though.

    Now, keep in mind this is only for a 10 person development team so it might not work on your level. But the first thing I do is assess the day by going over what people checked in and completed the day before in my project management tool, XPlanner. If you haven't used it, I heavily suggest and endorse it--you just need a server to host it on and you're ready. Oh and I'm 25 with little or no management experience prior to this so that could also make this advice completely worthless and naive.

    In my opinion, the best thing a team lead can do is listen and, well before it happens, stop people from putting themselves in bad positions where they're in until 3 AM one night before a customer meeting. You take precautions at the beginning of every day and your team should be alright.

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    1. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by sunwukong · · Score: 4, Funny

      Early on I look for people that have more hours than others and I try to mitigate that by visiting them and just talking over what they have to do on a high level with them. 09:30-1:15 -- mgr walked in to discuss strategic planning and proper time management; gave me a dirty napkin & some URLs; called wife to let her know i'll be late tonight
    2. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by dwater · · Score: 1

      You sound like a software engineering manager, not an IT manager. Am I missing something?

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    3. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you work? I need to know because I would never want to work there.

    4. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Development is not an IT management position. Coders are just another type of employee IT staff have to deal with.

    5. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xplanner can hardly be considered an adequate tool for resource and project management. Kid, you might want to go search for a real system. This almost reads more like a "Mike Cox" response on zdnet.com - which I must admit Cox is pretty funny!

    6. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In many shops, the IT staff includes system admins, coders, hardware techs, etc. According to the first paragraph of wikipedia:

      Information Technology (IT), as defined by the Information Technology Association of America (ITAA) is: "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware." In short, IT deals with the use of electronic computers and computer software to convert, store, protect, process, transmit and retrieve information, securely."

      Surely, coders are counted as IT staff. So I really have no idea what you're getting at with your comment.

    7. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kid, you might want to go search for a real system. Gee golly! You've been real helpful! Thanks for all the suggestions, I'll get right on that.

      Did I mention it was free?

      Mind listing those 'systems,' old timer?
    8. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      It's slightly off-topic, but I've found Xplanner not very impressive/useful, though being free is a significant upside, and maybe you find the simplicity a bonus and not a downside

      That was a polite/flame-avoidant way of saying I hated using Xplanner and found it very lacking, though I programmed an extension and even got help from Jaques Morel (one thing I can endorse from Xplanner is that it is used and has support). Of course I use a custom-made tracking program at work coupled with Excel, which means the company spent some resources we could have avoided had we used Xplanner.

      To make the answer a little on-topic: 1) I'm not a manager, my manager checks e-mail and said tracking program. When I was a sysadmin, I checked the backups and wrote the result on a paper log as well as electronic one (to comply with some ISO 9000 procedures), then I checked the e-mail and to-do tasks (integrated into Outlook).

      Now I'm a developer (kind of career change) so I skip the 1st step and often the 2nd and 3rd if I have work in the backlog from the day before (time tracking entry and planning takes place in the afternoons before leaving).

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    9. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, what is "adequate" will depend on what your requirements are, what your starting point is (No software and lots of chaos is probably worse than some software and some chaos), what your goal is and what your budget is.

      Being an old timer, you knew all that right anyway, right? I mean, what with the thousands of acquisition processes you've been involved in. Yeah, obviously.

    10. Re:XPlanner & Team Assessment by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      I'm not so sure they are actually. I mean, systems operations and the hurly burly of 'support' IT is a reactive workload. OK, so you can be proactive about it, but at the end of the day, you're responding to 'customer' need. (Be they internal or external customers).

      A programmer on the other hand, is probably more project oriented, and actually more of an engineer than 'IT staff'.

  7. Let's see.... by alexfeig · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Shmooze around the office cooler for gossip. 2) Make sure my job is still there, and not outsourced. 3) Read Slashdot. 4) Call vendors and complain about service... so I can get free service. 5) Cut my budget even more. 6) Come unglued on a random user. 7) Read Slashdot. 8) Go home.

  8. I fart by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, the first thing I do in the morning is fart.

    Its a natural event and usually followed by my internal body check (quick overall run over major areas - helpful after waking up with a dislocated leg when I was younger...)

    I then open my eyes.

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    1. Re:I fart by itwerx · · Score: 1

      the first thing I do in the morning

      Anybody else notice how many people completely missed the bit about "walk into the office"?
            Fart jokes aside there's quite a few posts about "waking up" activities, or maybe a lot of people just sleep at the office...?

    2. Re:I fart by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2

      Well I noticed the part about him asking for IT managers walking in the office.
      Since I am not a manager I decided to be a bit OT on purpose (I had actually written a full note about my morning schedule but abandoned it in favour of a fart joke).

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    3. Re:I fart by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      followed by my internal body check (quick overall run over major areas - helpful after waking up with a dislocated leg when I was younger...)
      Been there. Entwined with a fat chick, am I right?
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    4. Re:I fart by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the first thing I do when I get to the office is fart. That way only the people with real concerns will dare approach me.

  9. Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm a programmer, not an IT person. But the very first thing I do in the mornings is check my email. I need to know if anyone had any problems while I was gone, or if there's something urgent that needs taking care of. Basically, I check for emergencies first thing. After that, I read Slashdot, and start planning out my day. (Generally, I'm fairly useless until my brain wakes up. Which happens around noon. But my company insists I work 10-6 anyway, rather than 12-8)

    1. Re:Email by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      But my company insists I work 10-6 anyway, rather than 12-8)

      Ten? Hell, you get to sleep in every day. My company insists on 7:30 to 4.

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    2. Re:Email by mulvane · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's nothing. My company made me work from Jun6 to Dec10, and then a year later from Jan26 to Jun20... Those are some wicked hours.

    3. Re:Email by Blkdeath · · Score: 2

      But my company insists I work 10-6 anyway, rather than 12-8)

      Ten? Hell, you get to sleep in every day. My company insists on 7:30 to 4.

      This is a misconception I deal with all the time. My co-workers all gripe when I show up at work at 11, but then when they all leave at 5PM I remind them that I'll be there for another 4 hours. By the time they've run errands, cooked dinner and sat down to some TV watching I'll be just locking up the shop and heading for my car.

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    4. Re:Email by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Believe me, I'd much rather start work at 11 ... I'm a confirmed night person.

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    5. Re:Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky you
      I work from 8-13, 14:30-19
      Fire's are first thing to look after. Then slashdot.

    6. Re:Email by doti · · Score: 1

      Email, sure.

      But not before I check the progress of my torrent/edonkey downloads.

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  10. First thing in the morning by yorkrj · · Score: 2, Informative

    The first thing I do in the morning is boot up my computer. Then I grab a cup of coffee while it is booting up. If it's still booting, I check in with my coworkers to see what's in store for the day - I try to keep the conversations short. Once the bootup is complete I start up email and work on timesheet/paperwork while my brain is warming up for the day. In short, I first thing in the morning, I multitask and prepare for the day ahead.

    1. Re:First thing in the morning by flyingfsck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do you need to boot your computer? Are you running Windows ME?

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    2. Re:First thing in the morning by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In other words, your boss could save the company about fifty bucks a day in lost productivity if he made sure you didn't turn off your computer when you went home at night.

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    3. Re:First thing in the morning by yorkrj · · Score: 1

      I carry a laptop... and run an intense amount of software over a given day. So for me shutting down nightly just makes sense.

    4. Re:First thing in the morning by mortonda · · Score: 1

      I carry a laptop... and run an intense amount of software over a given day. So for me shutting down nightly just makes sense.

      So????

      Original question still stands...

      I put my MBP through a lot of intense work, and yet leave it on overnight, so the backuppc process can get to it.

    5. Re:First thing in the morning by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't work for a company with a draconian policy that requires you to shutdown your machine every night. That was my company several years ago. Recently they applied a new policy where you had to leave it on, but you must log out (and not just lock your machine). Updates are automatically applied during the evening and your machine may be automatically rebooted, regardless if anyone was still logged on and had something running/not saved. But of course that never happens because everyone logs out every night..right? :(

    6. Re:First thing in the morning by Riquez · · Score: 1

      If everyone leaves their computer on overnight, then how much does that cost in wasted power?

      I have my computer scheduled to start up at 8:50am & shutdown at 5:30pm.
      Seems pretty obvious.

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    7. Re:First thing in the morning by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Studies have shown it to be generally less than the 'lost productivity' from starting it up again in the morning.

      2 minutes @$30/hour = $1, 3kw/h@$.10= 30 cents. 3kw/h is fairly high for a unused computer with proper power-management over the course of 16 hours.

      Don't forget that it's also a convienent time for updates to be pushed so it doesn't interupt users.

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    8. Re:First thing in the morning by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Hey, you sound as if you worl for the Bank.
      My employer has two reboot monitors running: A weekly one which reboots after a week of non-stop running, and another called Nightwatchman which shuts down every night at 10 PM.
      I wonder why they have reboot counter when the nightwatchman shuts down your system forcibly and this resetting the counter.

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    9. Re:First thing in the morning by daeg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We still tell our employees to shut down. But we also have the machines set to automatically start up at 7:30 AM (an option in most newer BIOSes). Updates are applied at 7:40 AM, rebooting in time for any 8:00 AM early birds (office opens at 8:30).

      Why shut down vs. other power saving options? I don't like dealing with the power save options in XP. Most of them suck and aren't worth the trouble. And people still shut down even if we ask them not to.

      When we finally upgrade to a suitable operating system that can handle true hibernation, I'll change the policy.

    10. Re:First thing in the morning by leehauser · · Score: 1

      Since I often need to remote control my computer from home, I have to leave it on overnight. We have VPN, but my home computer is a Mac and isn't recognized as a VPN-capable machine by our network management people. So I use Citrix to take over my work machine when I need to work from home.

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    11. Re:First thing in the morning by crossmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some people don't need to run their computer all night. Heaven forbid anyone save electricity...

    12. Re:First thing in the morning by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Why do you need to boot your computer?

      Because the halfwit IT douchebags who control the 350 MB of background processes can only keep that garbage running by forcing everybody's machine to reboot every night?

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    13. Re:First thing in the morning by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      In other words, your boss could save the company about fifty bucks a day in lost productivity if he made sure you didn't turn off your computer when you went home at night.

      Hate to burst your bubble, but most of us don't work in a vacuum. It is actually important to get a regular overview of things that are going on from your coworkers.

      It helps you to know the political landscape. That way, if something happens, you can, at the very least, already be working on damage control.

      In the case of being an IT manager, said damage control includes dealing with any potential power plays from other managers or directors. In the case of every employee, it can give you a good head start should you discover that there is a real indication of your job not actually being there a month from now.

      In addition, most of us take at least a little time to ramp up in the morning. That time is well spent on the above among other things.

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    14. Re:First thing in the morning by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      You boot your computer every day? I'll chime in here as a regular employee (not a supervisor or mgr). I leave my PC on all the time and only reboot for new patches or if I run into another memory leak in the svchost.exe binary. I have XP installed so a boot takes about 25-30 seconds and since I usually have open multiple Word docs, outlook, excel, an IM client, and multiple explorer windows all at once it would be counter-productive for me to close and reopen those everyday. When I come in the mid-morning (somewhere between 9 and 10am) I check my e-mail and then either dive right into what I was working on the day before when I went home or look at the project todo list (aka schedule) to see what should be worked on next. Then throughout the day I'll surf the net anywhere from 5 to 30 min depending on how busy the day is to take breaks from the monotony of documentation, I'll chat with a few coworkers about the weekend but also discuss work-related items if necessary, and attend any of the weekly meetings scheduled depending on the day. Given I work on gov't projects, the day to day stuff can be highly dynamic (especially since I'm not on the development team) but we do have the project schedule to guide us.

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    15. Re:First thing in the morning by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      You schedule it to shut down?

      That is just lazy

    16. Re:First thing in the morning by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I work at a call center that is open 24/7 and they do the same. It just a given that there will be times where paper is used instead of the pc when you work nights.

    17. Re:First thing in the morning by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Setting aside the shut down vs. sleep mode argument, can't most computers boot themselves by now?

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    18. Re:First thing in the morning by fractoid · · Score: 1

      In other words, your boss could save the company about fifty bucks a day in lost productivity if he made sure you didn't turn off your computer when you went home at night. I dunno about you, but in my case... no. I shut my machine down every night in part to save power, but also because the bootup process in the morning gives me a chance to get my brain into working order, to page out the waking-up and hugging-girlfriend and dodging-traffic and getting-to-work code and page in the god-I-hate-coldfusion and is-it-lunchtime-yet code. If I left it on, I'd spend 5 mins more reading slashdot or news.com every morning, but I'd get to work at the same time.
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    19. Re:First thing in the morning by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Pedantic, I know, but... it's kWh, not kw/h. The unit 'Watt' has a capital letter, even when abbreviated, because it is named after James Watt, a steam pioneer. The unit kW, or kilowatt, is a measure of power, i.e. work per unit time. Multiplying by a time value in hours gives kilowatt hours (kW * h, kWh), a convenient unit of energy given that we often measure power in kilowatts and time in hours. One kilowatt hour is the energy used by a one-kilowatt device in one hour, and is equal to 3.6 megajoules.

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    20. Re:First thing in the morning by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      no... I schedule it to start up... Most BIOSs these days have that ability, or at least WOL... set up a server that sends out a magic packet 15 minutes before standard "Show up time"

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    21. Re:First thing in the morning by macdaddy · · Score: 0

      I have to reboot my XP laptop every couple of days or I run out of RAM. I have 2GB in my laptop. After one day of typical usage on my laptop Firefox will be consuming about 400MB of RAM. After a couple of days with a hibernation in the middle it'll be consuming almost 800MB. Killing and respawning FF doesn't help much. I usually reclaim about half the RAM that FF was using.

    22. Re:First thing in the morning by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I worked in a vacuum once. After your eyeballs explode, it's not that bad.

      Ok, it's pretty bad. But you can get used to anything.

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    23. Re:First thing in the morning by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I on the other hand sometimes appreciate a fresh start in the morning. Being green is just a bonus. Shutting down clears away all the clutter I tend to pile up on the desktop during the day, such as the 30 or so browser windows, dozen editor sessions, 2 debug output windows, 2 application test windows, database access utility window, GUI file manager, man pages, PDF viewer windows, chat sessions, terminal windows for the several different machines I sometimes need to access, and whatever else I finished but left up just in case I needed to view something again.

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    24. Re:First thing in the morning by Allador · · Score: 1

      I don't like dealing with the power save options in XP. Most of them suck and aren't worth the trouble. What exact problems do you experience?

      For power saving modes, there's standby and hibernate, the only thing missing there is a sleep+hibernate mode that some more recent OS's do (including vista).

      Other than that, you can have the OS shut off just about all non-essential components, control the CPU speed, control the hard drive spinning up/down, screen brightness, network cards on/off, etc.

      What is it that you're missing?
    25. Re:First thing in the morning by mcfedr · · Score: 1

      Do you either drink ur coffee very quickly or are you using...*cough* windows... personaly, and maybe this isnt a good thing, i dont have time to go get coffee, but my mac wakes up in about 2 secs at most...last time i restarted was for a system update a few weeks ago...

    26. Re:First thing in the morning by Minwee · · Score: 1

      If this is Windows XP, then the most likely thing is "Come back from hibernation mode without locking up or causing applications to crash". Overall it's fairly reliable, but I still need to beat my notebook with a stick or give it a cold reboot about once a week because of problems with sleep or hibernation.

      And that's not even counting the number of times that I have reached into my bag to find a very, very hot notebook inside which has been displaying a helpful "Getting ready to hibernate" message for the past two hours.

    27. Re:First thing in the morning by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Uhhh... Duhhh?

      An unused computer, even one without standby options set is likely to use less than 200 watts. 200*16=3200 or 3.2kWh. I rounded to the nearest kWh.

      One with proper options set will use substantially less, maybe even less than 1 kWh over the course of a night.

      People would save more money shutting off the incandescent table lamp than a computer with properly set power saving features.

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    28. Re:First thing in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse. NMCI!

    29. Re:First thing in the morning by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      The day my computer boots itself is the day I buy a gun.

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    30. Re:First thing in the morning by daeg · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why we have them shut down vs. hibernate/power save options. Several of our desktops will spike to 100% CPU and constant disk activity when going into power save mode. That's not efficient or good for the hardware at all, and certainly not good for our power and cooling bills.

    31. Re:First thing in the morning by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Yes, they can. No, most people (including geeks) don't seem wiling to mess with it.

  11. actual vs interview by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most probably first get coffee and then read email. A more "interview friendly" answer may be to "visit team members to greet them and see how they are doing both personally and prefessionally".

    1. Re:actual vs interview by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 3, Funny

      I find the second response to be more on message but in offices where a more direct response is required: "stick my tongue up middle management's ass and give it a few twirls" also works.

      Another friendly tip from your happy labor force - productivity equals happiness. Putting the pro in profits, and the suck in success!

    2. Re:actual vs interview by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I was going to say check the logs, but this sounds like an answer more suitable to the guy who is doing the interview. IT guys tend to jack into the matrix and stay there too much. Yours is a good answer.

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  12. read email by OldAndSlow · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and listen to voice mail.

    That's how you find out that while your staff was reading slashdot, a customer reported a major outage that nobody has handled.

  13. Ciggarettes, Coffee, Email... by PoliTech · · Score: 1
    ... for the old school.

    Or Jolt (Red Bull, Diet Coke, Mountain Due, etc.) and an energy bar, Email

    Then of course ... check out /.

  14. Reading /. should be OK by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can always say: "I test our Internet access by browsing a few selected Web sites and verifying that their content is correct."

    1. Re:Reading /. should be OK by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Keeping up to date on a few sites is a good practice, and as long as it didn't interfere with work I would allow it in my office.
      I have discovered many important things whilst reading the headlines on my regular rotation.

      Whether it be battening down the hatches for an internet storm or updating software we use its invaluable for at least some team-members to keep their ear to the ground.

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    2. Re:Reading /. should be OK by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      I've never met anyone who considers the goatse man important...

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  15. In order of priorities.... by aarggh · · Score: 1

    1 - hook up and power on laptop 2 - get breakfast and coffee 3 - go through security and domain logins for laptop 4 - start eating breakfast 5 - login to servers and slashdot 6 - glance at emails for anything important 7 - COFFEE!

  16. Check my office email then plan my day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Title says it all. I read slashdot and other industry materials at home- which I can pull off by having a ton of RSS readers on my dashboard.

    Then again I work in a client driven work situation, so YMMV.

    For what it's worth I'm usually consuming caffeine during this important time of the day. A couple (diet) Dew or Vault generally do it for me.

  17. The first thing I do. by E-Sabbath · · Score: 1

    The first thing I do is crack my diet soda, and take a long pull.
    The second thing I do is check the backup tapes.

    After that, I see if the phone system is functional.

    Finally, I check the emergency log.

    Then, slashdot, groklaw.

  18. i pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course

    1. Re:i pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hate to be the guy who washes your sheets...

    2. Re:i pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You work from your bed?

    3. Re:i pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but his girl does!

    4. Re:i pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that why man invented bedpans?

  19. Check the logs by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Anything on my network that sends emails - any kind, alert/notification/log, including stuff from SNMP - goes to one address. First thing, I check that address, make sure nothing needs immediate handling, and then grab some coffee.

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    1. Re:Check the logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ironically, ACs also don't see sigs.

    2. Re:Check the logs by stevey · · Score: 1

      We've found it useful for all those kind of automatic mails to go to root@company.com - and have that be a mailing list.

      That way all IT people can read the messages, and reply to them.

      My personal opinion is that I want to see absolutely no non-error messages getting sent there. I don't want to read through 500+ automated messages saying "All is well", and risk missing the one that says "RAID controller died".

  20. Check Logs, Check in on Groklaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy to just check some logs, and read Groklaw for the real news.
    Oh - Slashdot too.

  21. First Thing In The Morning by rux · · Score: 1
    1. Make my coffee and cereal (otherwise, I won't have the time once I open my mailbox)
    2. Check my mail
    3. Put out fire
    4. Put out some more fire
    5. Chew delegated tasks from higher management
    6. Delegate tasks to team members
    7. Compose reports, answer queries from team members, entertain annoying ones
    8. Put out fires made by team members
    9. Submit reports to higher management
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  22. First thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Masturbate. It's important you let them know you do this before you get to work. Sticky keys are nobody's friend.

    1. Re:First thing? by eneville · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone being honest. As it's IT related, make sure you tell em what site you get the pr0n from.

    2. Re:First thing? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      sdticvkly kleysd asre nmo ghoodf./

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    3. Re:First thing? by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      Sticky keys are nobody's friend. Really
    4. Re:First thing? by jpfed · · Score: 1

      Even then, you can turn those sticky keys off by pressing shift 5 times.

    5. Re:First thing? by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      That's funny, but I doubt many people will know what you're talking about, this being Slashdot and all. :)

    6. Re:First thing? by JK124 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised noone has mentioned Dilbert yet? Or I may have missed a post..

  23. Talk... by darken9999 · · Score: 1

    I finish my coffee while I look over anything interesting on Google News and Slashdot. If I look in the morning, I don't think about it the rest of the day, so I don't get distracted. Then I make sure nothing important appeared in my email overnight, and I look over my plans for the day. So I guess the "good" answer is, I do a quick plan for eight hours of work.

  24. Simple by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You answer it like so:

    "Every evening before going home, I write down my objectives for the following day. This helps me to stay focused the following day on what needs done. Sure, sometimes there are fires to put out, and not everything gets done. But by having a written down list, I find I am more productive. What I do first in the morning depends on what needs to get done that day"/

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    1. Re:Simple by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      No offense, but if you were interviewing for me and gave an answer like that, you wouldn't get a callback. The key is to make your answer not sound like BS.

    2. Re:Simple by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "In the early days of the 20th century, Charles Schwab, president of U.S. Steel, was visited by Ivy Lee, a pioneer in management consulting, who said he could help U.S. Steel become more effective. When Schwab expressed doubt, Lee said he would give him a single suggestion to put into effect for one month and that Schwab could pay whatever he thought the idea was worth. Schwab accepted the proposal, Lee described his suggestion, and they agreed to meet again at the end of the month.

      Schwab implemented the suggestion as described, and when the two men met again, he handed Lee a check for $25,000, representing $1,000 per minute for their 25-minute conversation. Schwab said it was the best advice he had ever received. It worked so well for him that he passed it on to all of his subordinate managers.

      What was Lee's advice? Something simple: Every morning when Schwab got to work, or every night before going to bed, he was to make a list of all the things he wanted to accomplish that day (or the next) in order of priority. He was to work on the first item until he had done all he could do. He would likely be interrupted while working on the items, but he was to handle the interruption and then return to the task. Lee postulated that when managers are interrupted, they often forget what they were doing and never get back to it."

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    3. Re:Simple by metlin · · Score: 1

      No offense, but if you were interviewing for me and gave an answer like that, you wouldn't get a callback. The key is to make your answer not sound like BS.
      Why do you say that?

      I write the list of things to do for the week on my white-board and keep tabs on what I do when. And I have post-it notes where I write specific tasks to be done for the day first thing in the morning and first thing in the afternoon. In fact, I tend to have two sets (yellow and purple) - the former is for work and the latter is for personal stuff.

      There are several advantages to this -

      - I find that I am extremely productive and get a lot more accomplished (mostly because, like the OP says, it keeps me from forgetting something).
      - It helps me stay focussed on the things I really need to get done, as opposed to the other problems that can crop up and drive you away from your *real* work.
      - When it is time to give an update to my boss or his boss (or someone else), all I need to do is look at the list of post-its.
      - It also helps that I can assign time to certain tasks and try to complete them within the designated time. Later on, I can see how long I really took in comparison to my estimates. When my boss asks me later on for an estimate on something, I find it a lot easier to give him an accurate estimate because I really *do* know how long a particular task takes (for me as well as for my team).
      - There is a certain satisfaction in shredding up all those post-its at the end of the month. :-)

      So, yeah. If you think that a good suggestion like that is bullshit, you probably aren't worth working for, anyway.
  25. Very first thing... by ushering05401 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After I put the kettle on is scan the news sites. It takes me all of two minutes to identify any news item that might somehow impact me and my little slice of the IT world.

    I do this not so much for security or first-alert type response but for a more simple reason... I start conversations using the info I gleaned from the news. The people I work with each have different areas of technical interest, specialties, etc... managing a team means more than riding people about deadlines. I always start the day with a little chatter, and feel good when one of my team members gets to share some of their 'personal interest' knowledge because of a conversation I started.

    Starting conversations in this manner provides all sorts of little 'contact points' that provide info about your employee's mood, attitude, satisfaction, etc... and way too many managers I have known fail horribly at replicating these contact points through more formal methods.

    Anyhow, after that it is review e-mail, prioritize the day, and only begin coordinating with others once they have had time to do the same.

    Regards.

    1. Re:Very first thing... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are the most cold calculating bastard I have ever heard of. I'm sure it rubs off with your employees: "no no, he wasn't really interested in what I had to say, he just wanted to make a little 'contact point'.

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    2. Re:Very first thing... by ushering05401 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it works the other way around. Once you know enough about your employees as humans you have a very hard time dealing with things like layoffs/reorganizations. I left my last position even though my place in the company was assured because of the way my department in general was treated.

      Try it sometime. Pick someone in the office you can't stand and spend one month learning a bit about them on a regular basis. If they are the type that prattles on and on be very straightforward in letting them know when they are annoying you without insulting them. After one month of this your understanding of who they are will have changed, and their understanding of how to interact with you will have changed... usually for the better.

      BTW, it is a manager's duty to retain some level of professional distance from their employees. That distance can either turn the workplace into a coldly efficient production environment, or can become a minimized by a manager who really does care bout his employees even though he may one day have to fire them.

      Regards.

    3. Re:Very first thing... by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think its quite true about your point on the 'annoying' co-worker. I think it takes some/most people a while to warm up to and understand others. Those who don't mope and bicker about the annoying person in the office. I think a different attitude and approach (getting to know them) and point out casually the point of annoyance maintains the best and healthiest workplace. I don't think there's one company I'll ever work for where I will like/agree with everyone -and the key here - is at least initially.

    4. Re:Very first thing... by acidrain · · Score: 1

      Looks like you are the first actual manager to respond to this. Because you do absolutely *nothing* and then make it sound like you are somehow the glue that holds the team together. "You heard about quantum cryptography? Think you can do something like that?"

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    5. Re:Very first thing... by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      The poster asked for legit advice that might help in a management level interview.

      From experience, lesson one: address 'intangibles' like aspects of teamwork and group motivation. Include strategies to maintain a positive working environment under varying circumstances.

      I'm sorry if it does not sound like real work to you. The advice has served me well, and my employees treat me with respect... so something is working.

      Regards.

    6. Re:Very first thing... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think TPP was objecting to the guy knowing his employees. I think it was objecting to the guy referring to them as "contact points". That kind of management jargon tends to indicate a manager who puts on a show of caring because he was trained to, and really doesn't give a shit.

    7. Re:Very first thing... by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I run into annoying people quite often. When I try to think of how to tell them in a nice way when they annoy I lack the creativity that I have in other areas in my life. I'm sure many people would appreciate a little explication on how to do this.

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    8. Re:Very first thing... by public+image · · Score: 2, Interesting

      BTW, it is a manager's duty to retain some level of professional distance from their employees.
      Just how much distance is a matter of cultural significance. It's what cultural theorists refer to as Power Distance and it varies greatly from culture to culture. Australia has a very low power distance, Japan has very high power distance and the USA is somewhere in between. Managers from the US who work in Aus often find this out the hard way.
    9. Re:Very first thing... by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      I just tell them that I no longer exist, and have been replaced by Zuul...

      One day they will believe me that I am a horrible misanthrope...

      Nephilium

    10. Re:Very first thing... by thermal_7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is good that you think of your employees and that you try, but I suspect you come off as rather phony.

      I have had managers that always ask me how I am when they see me. Not just once in the morning, but every single time they come to my desk for something. I can see their brains ticking over..

      1. Engage relationship management of employee.
      2. Say what they actually came over to say.

      We might have a little conversation, but it is so obvious they couldn't give a crap about what I am saying. I remember one particularly bad time when I walked into the office and my manager said "How are YOU? How was your weekend?", then said it again about 2 minutes later when he came to my desk for something.

      Granted your techniques are a step above this, but it is still an attempt at manipulating your employees albeit for the good. It is likely they are aware of this, even if it is just a feeling and feel like you don't respect them because of it. I suggest just being yourself. Treat your employees like they treat each other. You may not have so many conversations with them, but when you do your interest will be real. They will pick up on your honesty, respect you and feel respected.

    11. Re:Very first thing... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Of course, but managers speak a different language--that's simply their way of saying "I get to know my employees and chat them up to see how they're doing".

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    12. Re:Very first thing... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Don't be obtuse. As I already explained, jargon is associated with an attitude. In the case of Boss-speak, the attitude is one employees soon learn to loathe.

    13. Re:Very first thing... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      True, but if you're interviewing for a management position, you're going to have to affect that attitude, just like other situations where you deal with other managers. That doesn't mean you have to genuinely feel that way, or (even worse) act that way towards your employees.

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    14. Re:Very first thing... by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

      "Looks like you are the first actual manager to respond to this. Because you do absolutely *nothing* and then make it sound like you are somehow the glue that holds the team together. "You heard about quantum cryptography? Think you can do something like that?"

      As someone who worked as a unix sysadmin for 8 years before becoming a manager, I understand where you are coming from and why you feel that way. I can also say you are talking from complete ignorance of what managers do (or you've had a bad run of poor managers).

      In very broad terms, (most) technical work is 'easy' ... you get a problem, you apply a solution. Need to add a disk, follow these steps. Need to add another disk, follow the same (or similar) steps again. Dealing with people doesn't work like that. Every single person needs their own personalised 'solution'. That in a nutshell is what makes management so bloody hard. As I remember someone saying in one of the management training courses: "The soft stuff is the hard stuff".

    15. Re:Very first thing... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      In other words, a non-asshole manager has to pretend to be an asshole? I think such managers are only fooling themselves.

    16. Re:Very first thing... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Would you rather someone fake being a managerial asshole to fit in with the managers (and get hired) while genuinely being a good person, or vice versa?

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    17. Re:Very first thing... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If a manager puts on one face with his employees and another face with his own bosses, how do we know when he's bullshitting and when he's not? Indeed, it's not unlikely that's he's being dishonest with everybody — including himself.

  26. What I do in the morning? by saberman3000 · · Score: 1

    [1] Check my email [2] Get some coffee [3] Check my email [4] Read Slashdot [5] Check my email [6] Pretend I am working [7] Check my email

  27. first thing by zakeria · · Score: 0

    I goto bed! turn of cell phone so the boss doesn't bother me, fight insomnia by counting Microsoft software flaws and bugs while removing the caffeine drip from my arm and neck.

  28. Remember, this is for posterity so be honest... by Houdini91 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah, you gotta love those obscure The Princess Bride quotes. =)

    1. Re:Remember, this is for posterity so be honest... by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      Obscure?

      You keep using that word...

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  29. Isn't It Obvious? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    The serious answer:

    Check my phone messages, e-mail, and run logs, for any problems from the previous night's processing.

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  30. Why, sir.... by digitalamish · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first thing I do is come up with an action plan to provide a best of breed solution that will benefit both our customers and our stockholders. After I take a wag at my daily task list, I begin working on new strategies to augment and improve the current paradigm. Once I have liaised with my support staff to determine the readiness of our infrastructure, I take off my jacket and put my briefcase away. Sir.

    1. Re:Why, sir.... by sash · · Score: 1

      Alice, welcome to Dilbertland, come see how deep the rabbit hole is...

      Really, who would actually work for a company that hires you after having said something like this?

    2. Re:Why, sir.... by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      Anybody with a sense of humor.

    3. Re:Why, sir.... by kasparov · · Score: 4, Funny

      "If any of that sounded like work, I'll do some more of it next week.." --Wally

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    4. Re:Why, sir.... by uhlume · · Score: 1

      Re-read the question.

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    5. Re:Why, sir.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing I do is come up with an action plan to provide a best of breed solution that will benefit both our customers and our stockholders. Reality check!

      Firstly, all the other managers are enabling these strategies at all the other top organizations. I'll only hire those who can think outside of the box.

      Secondly, and more realistically, fuck the customer. Internally, we're only in this business for the shareholders. The phrase "benefit our customers" is only for the marketing to customers. We expend resources our customers only if it is to the benefit our shareholders.

    6. Re:Why, sir.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      way to leverage your bottom line!

  31. status board by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    My network monitoring system gives me a status board. The first thing I do is glance at the board to see if anything is red.

    The second thing I do is ask the early guy if there is anything going on that I need to know about. I also ask about anything I noticed back when I checked my email before breakfast.

    The third thing I do is plug in and boot my laptop.

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  32. Say hi to your colleagues...? by emm-tee · · Score: 1

    It's got to be "say hi to your colleagues"... hasn't it?

    Isn't that the most important thing?

  33. The obvious by Mike1024 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Park my bike, shower etc.
    2. Turn on computer.
    3. While it starts, get a coffee.
    4. Log in, drink coffee, check e-mail/calendar.
    5. Get to work.

    I've got to say, that sounds like the sort of interview question that would get some pretty boring responses. Like mine, above. So I usually jazz it up a bit in interview:

    1. Park my unicycle, change out of my superhero unitard.
    2. Get a new guitar from the IT guys because I smashed mine at the end of my last performance.
    3. Check in with each of the 10,000 people who work under my command, all of whom I know by name.
    4. Have my executive assistant relay my e-mails to me, one character at a time, by throwing lettered frisbees back and forth between my company's two tower blocks.
    5. Take my second breath of the day.

    So far I haven't had any job offers, but I figure the market is pretty competitive at the moment - it's only a matter of time!

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    1. Re:The obvious by arielCo · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Park my unicycle, change out of my superhero unitard.
      2. Get a new guitar from the IT guys because I smashed mine at the end of my last performance.
      3. Check in with each of the 10,000 people who work under my command, all of whom I know by name.
      4. Have my executive assistant relay my e-mails to me, one character at a time, by throwing lettered frisbees back and forth between my company's two tower blocks.
      5. Take my second breath of the day.
      So, you applied at Google and can't wait for that first interview :)
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    2. Re:The obvious by Splab · · Score: 1

      Actually replying with the boring answer would be a smart move, they look for honesty, so saying you check slashdot for news is a fine answer. I've gotten jobs where I was less qualified than other applicants (I happen to know some of them), but being honest and not dicking around landed me the jobs.

    3. Re:The obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully, some day, you'll get the knack of that humor thing that's so popular.

    4. Re:The obvious by try_anything · · Score: 1

      I guess being honest about dicking around would be at least half as good.

    5. Re:The obvious by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      The very fact you used the word "unitard" in a sentence makes your post +5 worthy.

      Thanks for the laugh!

    6. Re:The obvious by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      One of my colleagues and I would challenge eachother to use a strange word in the talks we'd give at conferences. This started when we were talking abuot an experiment I was doing, and I said, "What should I call this hole here?" and he said, "Call it a urethra. And when I raise my hand during your talk and ask about the equipment, you'd better say, 'Oh, the water flows through a carefully characterized urethra, here...'".

            You can guarantee I'm going to challenge him to use 'unitard' at our next conference meeting.

    7. Re:The obvious by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      If this person were to lay all that stuff out during the first interview, they'd have nothing left over for the 12th. When interviewing with Google, remember to pace yourself, as there will be many, many more before the offer comes...

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    8. Re:The obvious by qkw · · Score: 0

      4. Have my executive assistant relay my e-mails to me, one character at a time, by throwing lettered frisbees back and forth between my company's two tower blocks. I Tried this, had too many dropped packets
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  34. make sure nothing is on fire by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

    I typically check my mail, touch base with the support guys, etc. Nagios would be lighting up my phone if it was something big, but it's good to be seen tackling the issue before everyone starts noticing.

    --
    I rarely criticize things I don't care about.
    1. Re:make sure nothing is on fire by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Nagios would be lighting up my phone if it was something big... Do you mean that literally? As in Nagios phones you when there's a problem, or just that your Blackberry starts beeping from the email/SMS alerts? If you've got something hooked up with the phone, I'm curious to find out more.
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    2. Re:make sure nothing is on fire by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      yeah, Nagios rules. Much better than GFI's NSM although not configurable for just anyone.

  35. First thing by dwywit · · Score: 1

    Say hello to co-workers?

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    They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
  36. First thing in the morning... by EchoD · · Score: 1

    I'm not really an IT Manager, but I'll bite...

    Before I get out of bed, the first thing I do is turn off my alarm. Does that really need to be said?
    Once I'm up, I either check my personal email or jump right in the shower. This really just depends on my mood.
    Once I get to the office, I check my work email if it doesn't look like people are already in a panic. Otherwise, I deal with the problems at hand. Anything from a software bug to a HDD that's failed with priceless data on it and no backup (Friday was fun).

    --
    If I only had a moose...
    1. Re:First thing in the morning... by zakeria · · Score: 0

      you don't put your cloths on?

  37. check backups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check backups! Then, I recheck the backups. After that, I usually check the backups before getting to work. Seriously, nothing makes me sleep better than good, consistent backups.

  38. VM, Email, Checklist by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    I check Voicemail, while the machine is booting. Then check email for any hot items. If nothing's on "fire", I print off and check my list for my boxes.. backups ran, servers up, operator messages... Then on to my Change manangement system tracked issues to work on for the day...

  39. Email - the alerts come in that way by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I check my email. With nagios, logwatch and to a lesser extent swatch that lets me know if something unusual has occured. Usually the subject line gives me the information I want. In the corner of the screen gkrellm with the multiping plugin lets me know if hosts are up or down.

  40. slashdot by Millenniumman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Read Slashdot.

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    Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you.
  41. TPS Reports by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    while reading the e-mail and memos from my 7 bosses

    1. Re:TPS Reports by vikstar · · Score: 1

      I hope you didn't forget the cover sheet.

      --
      The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
  42. A good answer by blhack · · Score: 5, Funny

    When i come in, i immediately remove the backup tapes from last night and replace them with the ones for the night to follow. After that i sit down at my workstation and check the server logs to make sure that the backup completed successfully. Next comes email. There are a few automated emails that get sent to me when cron jobs are completed detailing what was done and how efficiently. If there aren't any problems that need to be dealt with, I start scheduling out my day in my notebook. After that i usually make my rounds around the office checking back in with users who had problems that required attention yesterday, to make sure that the solution worked for them and that everything is running smoothly. Once that is done, i log into the servers to check their state, make sure there aren't any runaway tasks, and basically ensure that everything is running smoothly. If there still haven't been any users with problems that need attention at this point, i will usually start looking through the firewall logs from last night to make sure nothing fishy was going on while i was away.

    At this point, printers usually start exploding.

    --
    NewslilySocial News. No lolcats allowed.
    1. Re:A good answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When i come in, i immediately remove the backup tapes from last night and replace them with the ones for the night to follow.

      At that point I would stop and start on my resume.

      If your place does not have a Jukebox so you dont have to screw with the tapes more than 1-2 times a week, they are wasting money somewhere. Upgrade to SDAT and a 10 tape jukebox. backup all your servers to the single juke in one night easily, send the tapes to iron mountain off site storage every Wednesday and call it done!

      change tapes daily?? YUCK! let me guess you have to manually verify that the backups were successful as well.

    2. Re:A good answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Printers are exploding while you read firewall logs? What kind of lousy alibi is that? Simon would have set up his boss to take the blame...

    3. Re:A good answer by blhack · · Score: 1

      why did this get modded funny?

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    4. Re:A good answer by mr_zorg · · Score: 1

      Sad, when actually doing a good job is considered funny, isn't it?

    5. Re:A good answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your place does not have a Jukebox so you dont have to screw with the tapes more than 1-2 times a week

      At that point I would stop and start on my resume.

      Upgrade to SDAT..

      I wouldn't include your love for SDAT on that resume though. Maybe if you need to backup one single machine, SDAT is O.K. Get yourself an LTO drive.

      send the tapes to iron mountain off site storage every Wednesday and call it done!

      It gets worse! Iron Mountain are useless, and your DR plan must be a laugh if you only off-site your backups every week. What will you do if you lose the site on Tuesday evening? "Sorry boss, I can only restore from last Wednesdays backups. Is that a problem?" If you're only going to off-site the tapes once a week, whats the point in doing daily backups?

    6. Re:A good answer by FenderGeek · · Score: 1

      Change tapes weekly? Are you crazy?? I work for a credit union. If we lost a week's worth of data because of a fire, we'd be screwed sideways. And forget about your flavor-of-the-month tape formats, we're talking about mainframes running proprietary systems here. You work with what the system knows or you void your support contract.

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      One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher
  43. Hmmm by torqer · · Score: 1

    From personal experience....

    Depending on age, either they spike their hair or work on their comb-over.

  44. Come on! by technos · · Score: 2

    The first thing you do is walk into the john and empty the first four cups of coffee from your bladder in preparation for the next three you'll imbibe while trying to look thoughtful and ignoring your email..

    At least that's what I did.

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    .sig: Now legally binding!
  45. You assume too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've not got up in the morning for months.

  46. Well by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    1. check for disasters that happened while you were away

    2. coffee

    3. plan the day

  47. Everyone has missed the vital answer by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    This question has to be answered with more context -- as an IT manager, one should have put in place automated monitoring and backup processes. One should answer the question by discussing these first -- at least at a very high level.

    Then, the first thing one does on arrival is to check the results of the automated monitoring. However, the key point to get over to the interviewer is the proactive setup of the automated monitoring.

    Of course for many people, they will already have checked the results of the automated systems from home, so then, the first thing one can do as a manager is to talk to the team -- get updates, opinions, ideas, or just bonding.

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    The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    1. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by pyite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      as an IT manager, one should have put in place automated monitoring and backup processes ... Then, the first thing one does on arrival is to check the results of the automated monitoring.

      Newsflash: If you're checking the results of monitoring software, you're not a manager, you're an SA or an operator. I'm not even a manager and yet I've not even seen my company's monitoring tools. If something is wrong, someone who's watching that stuff will tell me.

      --

      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    2. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: If you're checking the results of monitoring software, you're not a manager,
      Nice touch, taking that comment out of context. My point was that the critical answer is to ensure that procedures are in place to monitor vital equipment, processes, etc.. That does not require that you put them in place personally.

      Also, "checking the results of the automated monitoring" might mean asking the team.
      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    3. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Is is really SOP for sysadmins to tell the janitor about such things?

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    4. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by pyite · · Score: 1

      Is is really SOP for sysadmins to tell the janitor about such things?

      Cute. Where I work, engineers don't run around putting out fires. Engineers engineer.

      --

      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    5. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: If you're checking the results of monitoring software, you're not a manager, you're an SA or an operator. I'm not even a manager and yet I've not even seen my company's monitoring tools. If something is wrong, someone who's watching that stuff will tell me.

      Newsflash: in smaller organizations, the manager is also usually a member of the staff, albeit one more technically skilled than the rest. Since I'm the one ultimately responsible for the uptime of my equipment, I like to be the first one into my office in the mornings so that I can properly asses the day's issues and give direction where direction is needed. That way, when my boss asks me what's going on, I can have a legitimate answer for them and an action plan already in place. The non-critical issues (backup logs, etc.) I leave to my staff when they arrive, but I like to know about the fires ASAP, and the best way to do that is to check on things myself.

      --

      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    6. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

      I am a manager and I do check the logs. Sorry but it's the best way to find out where I should be directing my crew. If I didn't check all of this I'd be managing from a vacuum, and be nothing more than a PHB.

      --

      I'm sorry, I'm to tired to be witty at the moment so this message will have to do.

    7. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by harmlessdrudge · · Score: 1

      If you are a manager you have a dashboard in place, whether it's a print out on your desk, a web page that your check or --worst case-- a report from one of your staff that gives you an overnight update on key parameters for your operations: backups, storage, traffic, viruses, infrastructure integrity etc. If you are responsible and competent you know how to check everything yourself and you are ANAL about backups, backup integrity and backup media management and you review your disaster recovery plan continually.

      > someone who's watching that stuff will tell me

      Depends on where you are. In some cultures telling the boss bad news is a problem and it doesn't happen until things are ready to explode or have already. "Nobody told me" is not a good enough alibi when something hits the fan.

    8. Re:Everyone has missed the vital answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually.. a manager should not be involved with the technical aspect. That's what the system admins or operational staff are for. A manager should first thing verify with their staff that there are no pressing issues, and if there are, then ensure that they get what they need to resolve it, then get out of their hair while they resolve the problem.

      A manager's toolkit is not the software that is installed, instead it's the people who report to them. Make sure that the people are taken care of, make sure that they have the resources that they need to do the job properly and all the technical stuff will be taken care of for you. If you have a good enough staff, you will be informed when there are problems and you will be informed of what is needed (if anything) to resolve the problem, and finally you will be informed when the problem has been resolved.

      Unless it's a very small shop, having a manager who is trying to be both a techie and a manager just causes trouble. I remember having a manager who went from being one of the systems support techies to the manager of the systems support department. He believed that he still had the knowledge to help out and would come in early (or stay late) and make changes to the systems. He was a couple of years behind on the skill set, and one of the biggest hassles was cleaning up after him. There was a mini department revolt where we basically sat down with him and told him to not change anything on the systems and explained that there had some major changes in the technology that we ourselves were still trying to adapt to. He took it to heart, said he was a little sad in getting away from the technical aspect, but he understood, and ended up being a very good manager.

  48. Office Space by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
    Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
    Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

    He got promoted to manager off this.

  49. Check slashdot by unfunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, really.

    I'm lying in bed right now, typing this on my mobile phone. The first thing I did when I woke up was to roll over, pick up the phone and check Slashdot.

    It's warm in bed, and my computer is on the other side of a very cold room..

    Bugger this, I'm going back to sleep.

  50. The Building could be on fire for all i care. by scenestar · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the first thing I need is to get my first hit of the day

    Some Coffee, a cigarette followed by a few tabs of dexedrine and Effexor.

    Honest to god, i couldn't give a fuck less about anything untill I have satisfied my cravings.

    So what If i'm addicted.

    --
    perpetually dwelling in the -1 pits
    1. Re:The Building could be on fire for all i care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That combo used to be the only thing that worked for me too. Then I found I had secondary hyperparathyroidism (Vitamin D Deficiency). My ferritin was high as well though I'm not sure if that was related.

      Get your vitamin D, calcium levels and parathyroid checked.

      Just another guy with a CRT tan looking out for other guys with CRT tans...

  51. Checklist by daeg · · Score: 1

    I'm the first one into the office. I get in around 7:00. Our office opens at 8:30, our earliest clinic (medical offices) opens at 9:00. This gives me 2 hour window of few interruptions to not only fix problems, but get a lot of work done. I make more progress on major projects in those 2 hours than any other time during the day. Much of the rest of the day is fielding phone calls and working with coworkers to determine the direction/features of the products I'm working on.

    The first 5-10 minutes entails checking the local servers, ensuring Exchange, Windows, etc are running OK. Then I check that our local failover web server is running fine. Then I check our remote web and database servers. I check the backup logs to make sure all offsite backups are up to date and that storage usage is OK across the board. I have small Python scripts that monitor most of the stuff for me and generate an XML report piped through PrinceXML into PDF. The scripts gather usage, load levels, etc of all remote servers as well as database growth (mostly row counts) over the past day, week, month, and quarter. They are PDFs because they are (a) easy to read and (b) look good when potential clients come in -- I can present a book of extremely detailed statistics on our uptime, downtime, server locations, average latencies, etc.

    The reports also contain the volume of e-mail handled, bounced, rejected, and sent for all servers.

    I then check all webmaster, abuse, and postmaster accounts for our domains, which are generally empty, thankfully. This also entails checking to see if any security alerts have come through Secunia. I have Outlook filters set up to flag incoming alerts for the products and operating systems we use, so I don't have to read all 300 message subjects each day. If there are any alerts, I still have almost 2 hours to handle them if needed, or at the least draft a memo to alert of downtime that evening or weekend.

    All in all, it takes about 10-15 minutes of my time to check all of that. Follow that up with a nice glass of water, tending my plants and tending to my schedule for the day, and I still have an hour and a half before the office starts getting busy.

  52. We're mostly Mac at my company by spirit_fingers · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the first thing I do in the morning is play Unreal Tournament deathmatch online with the Maytag Repairmen. They suck. Naturally, I pwn their asses. After that, it's time for my mid-morning nap. Then it's off to lunch! Two hours later, I'm back, and it's siesta time, followed by a bathroom break where I peruse the the NY Times. Then, back at my desk, I jiggle the hula doll on top of my Mac Pro and check my email. Yawn. Nothing happening there. Then around 3:00 pm, my supervisor usually calls and asks me to show him for the 300th time how to import his Van Morrison CDs into iTunes. By then it's happy hour in the employee lounge. A couple of brewskies, followed by a fevered round of pinball, and it quittin' time! Yay! I've earned my pay for the day.

    1. Re:We're mostly Mac at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an awful lot of detail for a "joke."

    2. Re:We're mostly Mac at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. The dotcom he works for actually went bankrupt in 2002, and the building has been a crackhouse ever since. Strangely, none of the employees seem to have noticed this yet. Most of them still turn up for "work", and are about as productive as they ever were, even though the "Macs" have been replaced with cardboard boxes and crack pipes.

      Yes, you too could be totally insane and not even realise it.

    3. Re:We're mostly Mac at my company by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not a joke, He's the IT manager here at EA games.

      Good god you should see what the Graphics Design manager does all day, There has to be 60,000 post it notes all over his office with profanity written on each of them.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    4. Re:We're mostly Mac at my company by madbawa · · Score: 1

      Err...ahem...I don't suppose you have any open positions at ur company now, do you? :D

  53. Backups by jobin · · Score: 1

    CHECK THE BACKUPS. Seriously -- before coffee, anything. Make sure that any overnight backups went through okay and make sure all the data is safe and secure. That way, come hell or high water during the day, you're not going to lose more than one day people's work. Because losing people's data is the worst thing that can possibly happen.

  54. What I Do Every Morning (usually..) by Joel+Rowbottom · · Score: 1

    1. Get into office. Assume coffee is there.
    2. Check Nagios.
    3. Quick look up the screens to check the usual jobs are running.
    4. If all's cool, continue day as normal.

    The important bit 'check Nagios' can be phrased as 'make sure everything's running'.

    --
    Smegma.
  55. Email, before getting out of bed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No problems equals a lie-in followed by a leisurely coffee. Problems can mean not getting dressed properly until mid-morning.

    (thankfully I work from home)

  56. People first. by Masque · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First thing? I say hello to my team. Because even though "IT" comes before "Manager" in the title, it comes a distant second in terms of priority.

  57. Better Luck Next Time by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    ...saying 'Read Slashdot' wouldn't be what he was looking for

    I'm sorry. The correct answer was indeed 'Reading Slashdot', yes 'Reading Slashdot.

    Now destitute and unemployed, Anon reader falls to his knees, choking on the fecal stench of his own loserdom.
    "Dear God! How has it come to this?"

  58. First by wlvdc · · Score: 1

    Check my honor tab in WoW.
    Oh wait, you said IT Manager?

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  59. My routine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Verbally check to see what is "on fire" with my underlings.
    2) Go into office, scan through my email until I get sleepy again.
    3) Close office door.
    4) Go back to sleep, preferably in a position where it looks like I'm doing something if someone opens the door without knocking.

    That's covered the first half hour or so of my day. Here's the rest:

    Wake up (noon to 1300)
    Heat up lunch, go back to office, eat.
    Read slashdot or whatever while eating, and until I get sleepy again.
    Sleep until 1600.
    Wake up, do whatever I really need to get done.
    Leave late, after collecting at least 1 hour of overtime, at least 15 minutes of which must be spent bitching about how I never get to leave on time, damnit.

    Go home and read/play games/watch movies/hang out until 4-5 AM.

    5 AM: Go to sleep.

  60. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  61. From a technical management point of view... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not a personnel manager, but a technical lead, and as such do have a bunch of technical types that I manage. So if you want to include me...

    Seriously, bring up a browser, start the usual stuff loading (/., Ars, CNN, etc.) and then pop over to email while it all loads up. Generally go through my email, delete the crap, answer the easy stuff, read the hard stuff. Go get coffee while pondering the harder emails, come back, answer the ones I've thought about, read morning websites, answer the rest.

    Generally then I get sucked down into the seventh level of he.. er, rather, an meeting about something I don't give a sh^H^H^H care deeply about.

    1. Re:From a technical management point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a terminal window its ^W for word deletion...

  62. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Well the one thing they don't do is stare out of the window. Otherwise the afternoon would be really empty...

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  63. Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by yorkrj · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm required to carry my laptop home or lock it up; I can't leave it powered over night. I either shutdown or hibernate it at the end of the day. We all would like to believe in this day and age that OS's and applications do not leak memory or become unstable but the fact is that they do. I find that periodically cold-booting my computer keeps things fast and stable. I usually have things to do while waiting for it to boot so it is not really a hardship or loss of productive time. I also find that having to shut down at quitting time forces me to take note of what I was doing over the course of the day and stay organized. Instead of performing daily system maintenance over night, happens durring my lunch hour.

    1. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by jeffasselin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Still makes no sense. No modern operating system should require you to cold-boot a computer, even less a laptop at any time. I only reboot my iBook for updates, once in a while.

      We all would like to believe in this day and age that OS's and applications do not leak memory or become unstable but the fact is that they do. Applications do. That's what restarting your applications once in a while is a good idea, and that's what a relog is useful for, but once a day is quite overkill on a laptop. And if you operating system is really leaking ram usage, I'll wonder like that other guy if you're running Win ME.
      --
      If he explores all forms and substances Straight homeward to their symbol-essences; He shall not die.
    2. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by Baddas · · Score: 1

      It's pretty obvious that it's in the Microsoft family, at least. I have an ages-old laptop currently running Ubuntu, and it takes about 20 seconds to boot.

    3. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's what should be the case, and then there's reality. The two frequently have nothing to do with each other.

      And yeah, I have an iBook that I prefer to sleep rather than shut down too, but even it benefits from the occasional non-Software Update reboot.

    4. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup my (unofficial, don't-tell-IRM-I'm-doing-it) Fedora Core 6 Thinkpad T21s (P3-800s) blow away my year-old 3.5 GHz P4 Windows box in terms of bootup times and after-boot response times.

      Windows blows.

      Windows managed by overly paranoid admins assuming every user is a total dumbass who will run any executable they see (constant "on access" virus scanner from the known-to-consistently-suck "big name" AV vendors) blows even more.

      Windows managed by the above admins that assume users are too stupid to put proprietary company-sensitive data onto a specific partition (and hence requiring full disk encryption, OS and all, for all laptops) blows more than anything you could ever imagine.

    5. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      We all would like to believe in this day and age that OS's and applications do not leak memory or become unstable but the fact is that they do. I find that periodically cold-booting my computer keeps things fast and stable. When applications shutdown all memory allocated to it is freed. Memory leaks don't cause problems after the application terminates unless there is something wrong with the OS. I think windows ME had trouble with this, but windows xp hasn't suffered from it. I just remember windows ME constantly saying I ran out of memory when I left it on too long. Only badly written programs leak memory. OSes are programs too. Windows XP suffers from problems, but memory leaks are not usually the cause. My Linux machine doesn't leak memory and no applications running on it are leaking memory. Rebooting it is not required to keep it fast an stable. Thats all I'm going to say and hopefully I don't start another Linux vs Microsoft thing.
    6. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by bunchofwankers · · Score: 1

      well environmentally you should turn your machine off cold whenever you aren't using it, even in hibernated standby states, there is still going to be a level of energy use. Are the handful of seconds that you could use doing other things that important?

    7. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      I carry my laptop too. It only has 1GB of memory, runs two different database servers, 4-5 different IDEs, label services, web services, several OPC and WW services, etc. I've found that as long as you close Firefox down on a daily basis then your pretty much ok for several weeks on end to just put it into standby mode. And yes, it does use a little power in standby mode to blink that LED, but I have yet for a laptop to run out of juice this way during a normal work week or weekend.
      Since my machine is in standby mode this means I can get it up and running in just a few seconds in the morning, then go get coffee or talk to the director while our Outlook system is brought to it's knees by everyone coming in (yes, it needs a little help).

      --
      Whee signature.
    8. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by mcfedr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thats all I'm going to say and hopefully I don't start another Linux vs Microsoft thing. Hopefully you do...and maybe,eventauly, some people will start to get the message and reconsider wasting all there money on rubbish software
    9. Re:Why I cold-boot my computer in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because cold-booting your computer every day gives you an extra minute you can stare into space while everyone thinks you're doing something important?

  64. What I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Login (dang it takes forever)
    2. Check group calendar (see who is in and out)
    3. Check the help desk ticket queue
    4. Check my Inbox (see what's urgent, medium, etc)
    5. Take tactical actions only.

    While reading Slashdot is fun, it's not something you should do first thing. Keeping the pulse of technology is strategic, not tactical. First thing in the morning, you do tactical. Later in the day when it slows down, then you can go strategic.

  65. First Think Management Does in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack off

  66. pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pee

  67. fifteen minutes late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

  68. There should be... by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    mod -1, funny :)

  69. Quick Emergency by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    "Hey someone email that guy so he can read it when he gets in !"

    you must get some laid back emergencies

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:Quick Emergency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a video game programmer. Unless it's a day before some important demo, or is about to ship, any emergencies can wait until I get in. I said that I'm not an IT person. But I like to fix critical bugs very first thing when I get in.

    2. Re:Quick Emergency by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you must get some laid back emergencies

      In a decently run programming shop, programmers shouldn't have "emergencies" like system admins and IT people.

      The worst thing I can think of is checking in code that breaks the build. Even then, it's usually easier to rollback the changes in the version control system and slap the developer when they get in.

    3. Re:Quick Emergency by bberens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where would I find this illustrious 'decently run programming shop' you speak of? I've worked in big business and small business and it seems like support tiers 1 and 2 basically just forward every ticket to me.

      --
      Check out my lame java blog at www.javachopshop.com
    4. Re:Quick Emergency by sBox · · Score: 1

      If tier 1 and tier 2 are hourly or by ticket they won't...

  70. What I do in the Morning by riffzifnab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whole lot of funny comments modded to +5, need more signal to noise I guess.

    Heres what I do when I get in:
    - Change backup tapes
    - Do other things that have to be done (move tapes to off-site safe, make sure AC drip pan isn't full, etc)
    - Check Nagios to make sure nothing is totaly f'ed up
    - Tea

    What I should do:
    - Review my to do list and try and create some kind of schedule.

    Good reading if your feeling a bit disorganized:Time Management for System Administrators

  71. Ask No.2 how the night watch went. by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Though I would have already contacted him via communicator while on the way to the bridge.

    There, No.1 would join me after performing his rounds.

    After that, anything could happen. I might be kidnapped by a gaseous being trying to escape a time warp, fall in love with a woman who dies tragically, get in a fist fight with someone I trained with but was always unhinged and I knew he'd turn out no good, though when I have the chance to kill him I will relent because people are basically good inside and need another chance if they make a mistake.

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:Ask No.2 how the night watch went. by Pirulo · · Score: 0

      ...and those who don't know how to write sigs?

    2. Re:Ask No.2 how the night watch went. by AelMalinka · · Score: 1

      you're binary is broken dear sir

    3. Re:Ask No.2 how the night watch went. by Minwee · · Score: 1

      I think that makes you the third kind of person.

    4. Re:Ask No.2 how the night watch went. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Recalibrate your communicator, the computer is giving you the wrong results.

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  72. Wee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shave man, for the bend over situations. Wee question by the way.

  73. Um... the obvious? by rlobue · · Score: 1

    Uh... ok... but the first thing I do when I get in the office is:

    GREET PEOPLE!!!

    Come on people, you're all talking about your project management tools, but the first thing anyone should do when they get in in the morning is say hey to their workmates and ask them about their weekend/evening before!

    1. Re:Um... the obvious? by cecil_turtle · · Score: 1

      Except that as the manager, you should be there before anybody else so there's nobody to greet yet. Maybe that's the second or third thing that you do...

    2. Re:Um... the obvious? by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

      "Except that as the manager, you should be there before anybody else so there's nobody to greet yet."

      In my experience, this is a curiously outdated attitude to have. With IT teams working 24x7, telecommuting, virtual teams etc ... what has your start and end time have to do with how productive/effective you are.

      And as a manager myself working in a multinational that promotes work/life balance, I always remember my previous manager telling staff that she wanted us to have that balance and that she would try to set a good example by starting/ending at reasonable times (8.30am to 5.30pm). And she was quite forceful in getting people to take time off in lieu if they had worked on problems at night, or had worked late for several nights running.

      I find that it is a sign of an immature workplace where the hours you 'appear' to be at work is a measurement of your value to the company. It is also a sign of how lacking in leadership managers are if their 'authority' comes from how long they work as opposed to the results they achieve.

    3. Re:Um... the obvious? by cecil_turtle · · Score: 1

      Yeah I figured somebody would take my sarcastic remark and make a rant out of it :)

      I sort of agree with you. I agree with the general thought that hours worked is not a (direct) measure of your value to the company, and people who put in fewer hours *can* be more productive than people who put in fewer hours (smokers vs. non-smokers comes to mind, not to start a separate discussion...). I believe, however, that it is more true with regular employees than managers.

      For managers, there is more of a perception issue with hours worked. While a manager working 9-5 to the minute or whatever may be an awesome manager who motivates a team well, gets along with everybody, communicates well, etc., that is the rare case. I have some experience with basically the other extreme to your argument - people who have departments that run well, but not because of them (the manager). They normally have some exceptional employees who become the de-facto managers, or a whole team who communicates and performs well, when the real "manager" waltzes in and out of the office whenever they feel like it and does very little, but they tout how good their department is (again, not because of them). Those managers are not respected and will eventually be found out as frauds. So again, while I agree to a point with your argument, one can err to either extreme.

      I think hours worked is *one of many* metrics that makes a good manager, but to say that hours worked has little or no bearing on your productivity/value is wrong. I hold to my statement that managers should generally arrive before team members do to begin preparing for the day, given the same shift (obviously not relevant in a 24 hour environment). If anything managers should leave early, not arrive late - you need to be there first thing to set a team on the objectives for the day.

  74. Eat by gullevek · · Score: 1

    I dont eat at home, so the first thing I do is eat & while I eat I check emails. Then I reload slashdot and check the monitoring apps to see if there were any strange things in the last night.

    Then I start my actual work.

    --
    "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
  75. True pro's leave work at morning by Iloinen+Lohikrme · · Score: 1

    True pro's leave work at morning after an all-nighter and go to sleep. Doh!

    On a more serious note, those of us who have to interact with people and especially customers, pulling all-nighters and going bed at morning is not a viable option. I myself belong to this unfortunate group. I start my morning with a few cups of coffee, reading the local newspaper, checking news sites including Slashdot, reading emails and checking calendar and writing back emails. I would say that I spend every morning at least an hour or two doing this. There are few reasons for this mainly: 1) I want to do it, and 2) my brains just wont work good enough to do anything more complex.

    On a note I would recommend this to all employees especially if the company you are working has free breakfast. Why spend the morning at home when you can just go to shower, put cloths and head to workplace to start your morning. This has the benefit that you can meet and connect with people in morning with less hassle as you are not disturbing their work.

  76. As an employer by gru3hunt3r · · Score: 1

    As an employer I would give additional points to anybody who responded with read slashdot. In fact the Customer service manager for our company responded that way in his initial interview as I recall.

    Wha?? Because ..
    1. it tells me your telling the truth - don't lie in interviews just to get the job, it won't work for you or me.
    2. it shows me you like to stay informed, be aware of what is going on, I won't be expected to spoon-feed you stuff or wonder if you'll be able to stay current with tech.
    3. *I* read slashdot, and that means you and I have something in common, we share interests -- and that makes you more likely to get the job.

    I think the best answer could be something like:

    I read slashdot.org, an IT news site to exercise my brain while I finishing sucking down my starbucks mocha thingy and let the combination of sugar and caffeine percolate through my body until my heart-rate begins pumping enough blood to my head to make good decisions.
    Then I read my email, check the ticket queue, review recent code submissions, blah blah blah..

    Anybody you *WANT* to work for will give you bonus points for a qualified, honest answer.
    REMEMBER: Always be yourself in an interview, otherwise you'll be one of those dweebo waistoids who is ranting on slashdot about how your job sucks -- it's usually because you pretended to be somebody your not in the interview.

  77. Re:4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pedo bear sees you!

  78. Don't lie. by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning?' I thought saying 'Read Slashdot' wouldn't be what he was looking for -- so I made up something, I'm sure, equally lame

    Perhaps he just wanted to see if you'd lie to tell him what he wanted to hear.

    That question has only one "right" answer - You get coffee, check Slashdot and read your email (possibly not in that exact order), then you glaze over until you hit the bottom of at least your first cup of coffee. Any interruptions before then, you respond to with "Mmmmmpph? Grrrrrrumph. Mrphythuber kurbendurby! Mrffff". Anyone failing to understand that response clearly doesn't work in IT, or worse, likes mornings (grounds for immediate dismissal, IMO).


    And anyone that mods this "funny" either lies or doesn't work in IT.

    1. Re:Don't lie. by tjr · · Score: 1

      No mod points today, but just because it's true doesn't mean it's not funny. :-)

    2. Re:Don't lie. by thermal_7 · · Score: 1

      Haha, I like mornings :) The morning is when my brain is fresh and I work happily and quickly. Then I usually go out and eat a big lunch then come back and try not to sleep through the rest of the day.

    3. Re:Don't lie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because geeks have a monopoly on shitty mornings?

    4. Re:Don't lie. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The early worm is for the birds.

    5. Re:Don't lie. by metlin · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! :)

      I used to be a night-owl until my girlfriend moved in with me (who is ex. military) and now, I just wake up quite early and rather enjoy it, too.

      Funnily enough, my boss is there earlier than I am (~6:30-7 AM).

      I find that getting to work early has its own benefits - nobody to bug you the first thing in the morning, time enough to get myself organized in the morning before the crowd starts flowing in, I can get back home early, more free time in the evenings to do other things I like (rock-climbing & swimming) etc.

      Then again, I work in telecom R&D, so the regular rules of "IT" may not necessarily apply.

    6. Re:Don't lie. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      That'd be why I work a 7:30-3:30 day (though, ironically, I would never refer to myself as a "morning person", per se). I spend the morning actually getting things done (usually, anyway :), eat a big lunch, and by the time the afternoon lulls really settle in, it's time to go home. I don't think I'd ever go back to my old 9-5 schedule.

  79. Re:If you make it to the desk, its a good morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Walk past HR bitch, try not to catch eyes in case she steals my soul whilst i'm not looking
    This makes no sense at all.

  80. IT == Information Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT == Information Technology, right?

    Writing software that handles information. Pretty technological ... sounded like it fit the bill to me.

  81. Review my NAGIOS reports by hackus · · Score: 1

    I review the NAGIOS reports for my lame arse Windows boxes.

    I have to otherwise they will tank.

    -Hack

    --
    Got Geometrodynamics? Awe, too hard to figure out? Too bad.
  82. Wood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to get rid of massive morning wood.

  83. first thing in the morning by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    i check my email.

  84. I generally Space out till about 9:30 by Andrew5544 · · Score: 1

    I generally Space out till about 9:30...

    1. Re:I generally Space out till about 9:30 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft, more like arrive at work at 9:30, and space out till 12:30. then it time for lunch break!

  85. offtopic. by Hennell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    >helpful after waking up with a dislocated leg when I was younger Do you sleep-exercise or have a particularly vicious spouse or something? I'm curious to how that happened...

    1. Re:offtopic. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Both you and a sibling both think the same thing but no my missus doesn't do sleep kung fu.

      It occurred when I was about 12 years old.
      My bed had a large duvet tucked under the mattress, I used to sleep with one leg hanging into it (it was cooler than the rest of the bed).

      I soon learnt that I could not turn over in this arrangement.
      1 week in traction and learning what happens to the pain when I reach up and pull certain wires is nice.
      Trying to stand up afterwards was fun in itself.
      Having a plaster the entire length of leg removed in one go is interesting (and no I am not talking about a cast, this was a fucking huge elastoplast)

      --
      liqbase :: faster than paper
    2. Re:offtopic. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Both you and a sibling both think the same thing but no my missus doesn't do sleep kung fu.

      My ex and I both trained martially. Bad dreams were a thing to be dreaded. =]

      Thankfully, I don't generally have them, and she almost never did while I was there (when I wasn't there was another story).

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    3. Re:offtopic. by ffrinch · · Score: 2, Funny

      when I wasn't there was another story

      You came home unexpectedly one night to find her lover being taken away in an ambulance?

    4. Re:offtopic. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Cute, but no.

      Let's just say that parts of her childhood weren't very plesant and it lead to a lot of nightmares.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  86. Morning? by tonna_web · · Score: 1

    Morning? I work at night :P

    --
    http://www.tjenepengeronline.com
  87. Check email / network status sensors by usrerco · · Score: 1

    I like to configure email to deliver automated failure reports of equipment, backups, cron scripts that grep system logs so that I have a log of what screwed up when. Filtered and sent to an appropriate folder. Usually email has errors from people who came in early or left late since my last email check, so that's usually the first place to start with the 'immediate critical problems of the day'.

    Poll my script-managed web page graphs and logs showing 'at a glance' network and server responsiveness graphs, and duplicate logs of the above mail errors, so I can see if there were any outages over the previous evening/weekend, to see if there's a trend of equipment failure. Essentially, make sure servers I'm responsible for are up, networks are moving packets, critical machines ping, etc.

    Calendar to check if any periodic hardware checks need to be made (equipment cleaning, scheduled maintenance, vendor meetings)

    Check the 'todo' list for stuff that was in progress from the previous work day.

    If all that looks good, and there's no voice mail.. then maybe a cup of coffee, and check in with my manager to see if there's anything new.

  88. Easy: Greet your team by rjbrown99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There may be more than one answer, but this one would definitely go a long way in an interview.

    The first thing I would do after arriving at the office is greet any members of the team who were already in the office. It goes a long way when a boss spends the time to interact with the team and employees always appreciate little things like that. It's not a flashy answer, but it demonstrates that you want to emphasize communication and teamwork.

  89. 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we'd skip past all the things everyone does in the morning, I think usually I would take a look on 4chan. I mostly stick to the mostly worksafe boards. Considering the kind of things you can encounter on the other boards the temptation to visit those is not particularly great. I also often read the news (yes, Slashdot, Boing Boing, but also the Guardian, the NYT etc.), or have a look at Wakachan's Net Characters board. Sometimes a webcomic or one of my favourite learn-all-your-neat-programming-tricks-here devblogs has updated. This may sound like pretty useless activity, but I'm actually half a decent programmer and most of the moments of insight I've had, moments that have tought me something more or less fundamental about computing, occurred in those first 30 minutes. Well, maybe not on 4chan though.

  90. Get Organized for the Day.... by BookRead · · Score: 1
    I go sit in the cafeteria before I head to my cube for the 15-20 minutes it takes me to drink a cup of coffee. I review the projects list I keep to make a short list of tasks that I need to get or have done that day. Gets my head oriented so I can stay proactive when I do get to my cube and everyone starts hitting me up for stuff.

    When I used to just show up without that little ritual I'd lose focus real quick and just get into a reactive mode all day.

  91. The essential thing by dangitman · · Score: 1

    IT Managers with superior skills and productivity always get people_ready first thing in the morning. If the manager isn't people_ready, then how can your business be people_ready?

    --
    ... and then they built the supercollider.
  92. 23 Mile Bicycle Ride by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1
    Then some bagels and juice.


    No caffeen!


    I am ready, bright and breezy!


    Write Linux drivers for 8 to 10 hours.


    Then 23 mile bicycle ride back home.


    Then do some sewing (www.clearplastic.com)


    Then sleep.

    --
    Cleara
    1. Re:23 Mile Bicycle Ride by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      We would like to honor you at the next Slashdot Award Ceremony. Where you will be awarded the coveted "Gold Plated Geek Membership Card". :)

      --
      For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
  93. Personally... by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    ...I go to sleep. ; )

  94. Review Your Day by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming you were applying for a management position.

    I think the answer the interviewer wanted to hear was "Review My Day". As in, you sit down at your desk and look at the various tasks you have to accomplish and figure out when you're going to do them that day.

    You might also throw in a quick review of your long term projects/goals, determine where you are in accomplishing them, and plan that progress into your day as well.

    Most successful people will do this very early in the morning -- sometimes before they even leave the home -- and again when the day ends to prepare for the following day.

    --
    -David
  95. First thing in the morning by dmawyer · · Score: 1

    Check the nightly backups.

  96. First thing I do... by forgoil · · Score: 1

    ...is to go to lunch. Man I'm hungry by 11:30!

    The art of computer software is turning caffeine into code, and that sure doesn't make you fall asleep in the evening!

  97. Of course Slashdot by eblum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course reading Slashdot is one of the first things I do. I check for IT threats mainly.

    I also read SANS Internet Storm Center.

    Then email.

    Once I am sure everything is OK, I further read Slashdot for more entertaining news. Then macrumors, macbytes, fark, eduo.info, lasalasdelalacran.blog.com
    The I go to work. (30 minute walk)

  98. The first you do is check the tasklist/calendar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When an interviewer asks you the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning, your answer should always start with:
    I check my task list/calendar which I've prepared the day before to see what events I have going on first thing in the morning.

    _Always_ start with your task list "which you've thoughtfully prepared the day before". Then, you would review any notes or memos which were given to you when you arrived at work or which were left on your desk. From there, you would review job-specific performance reports and any relevant metrics - the point is not to brag or exaggerate, just let the interviewers know that you are organized and have a system for handling the amount of information that is dumped on managers on a daily basis. ...And if they ask you what you do in the morning before you go to work, you read the Wall Street Journal. And if you don't already, you should.

  99. Check Voice-mail. Read the server logs... by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 1

    When I'm supervising, I always try to get in at least a half hour before anyone on my team.

    First thing: Check my voice-mail. I've had night crews try to call or page me and for whatever reason not be able to get me. If there's trouble, that's likely to be my first warning.

    Then I'd read the server logs and confirm that the servers are all up.

    I've never required regular status reports from a night crew, but when there are big jobs for them, I usually require them to email me with their status at the end of the shift, so email's next.

    Then I'd grab a bagel with a schmear and a coffee and I'd get to morning busy-work. When the rest of my team came in, I'd have a little chit-chat, go over what they've recently accomplished and what I'd like them to get to and send them on their way.

  100. Slacker by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    I get into work, drop my stuff and clock in, log onto Trillian, log into Final Fantasy XI, grab a cup of tea, come back, craft about 500,000 gil worth of stuff, bitch about how it's not selling on the auction house, logout, go to lunch, come back, code, check the auction house again. Leave. Sure. It's boring and simple, but I have three computers at my desk to play with and it's always fun.

    --
    For those who seek perfection there can be no rest on this side of the grave.
  101. Backups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Switch on laptop
    2. Swap the backup tapes
    3. Enter windows password
    4. Check messages on telephone
    5. Give nightly tapes to FD to go off site
    6. Make coffee.
    7. Wait for windows to finally login (takes more than 6 minutes!)
    8. RDP to server to check that overnight backup was successful
    9. Check that windows server nightly reboot was successful, otherwise it might crash at any time.
    10. Load windows updates on laptop.

  102. No wonder... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    ...most IT managers suck. Reading these responces, I hardly see anybody checking their damn email. If you would check your email first thing in the morning, you'd know that I finished the project that you were asked about while walking around shmoozing people was finished. If you'd have read that email, you'd also have instructions on how to make said project work that would have saved you the half an hour you spent trying to guess your way through it with the person who met you in the hall, only to fail (because you're not tech savey although you think you are) and decide it wasn't done yet. This would also have saved both you and me the next 15 minutes you spent paging me and asking me about said project only so I could tell you that the project is done and all relevant details are in the email I sent you yesterday afternoon at 4:45 (an hour and half after you left).

  103. coffee and slashdot by Deadplant · · Score: 2, Informative

    Honesty is the most important quality for a senior admin.

  104. Congratulations! by alx5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're ready to replace Steve Jobs!

    --
    My 0.02 cents
  105. Same thing we do every morning, Pinky. by pem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try to take over the world!

  106. I'll tell you what most do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a manager although I have been offered such positions (which I turned down).

    This is the start of every day of every manager day I have ever known:

    A. Get coffee/stand around and B.S. with their boss or the minions for about an hour or two.

    B. Have their daily B.S. morning status meeting with all the staff for an hour or two.

    C. Get some more coffee, have some "important" B.S. meeting with their manager for an hour or two. ... Etc.

  107. the usual by Stanneh · · Score: 1, Informative

    take a crap

    --
    I Predict A Riot
  108. Wrong Question by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

    'What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning?' that question shows you that this person doesn't have a clue as to what is happening in the work place. The correct question is What is the last thing you do before leaving at night? This is because how you finish you day has a direct effect on what you must face in the morning.

    1. Re:Wrong Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would try to produce an email summary at the end of each day for my team trying to cover everything of significance ( pending and resolved cases that were opened at closed within my shift ) that occurred from 10 pm until I left for the day.

      One of the most significant factors as to my overall success dealing with active issues upon arrival would be :
      the information I had upon arrival at work, and whether the information was detailed enough that I would NOT need to call someone involved earlier in the day.

      Check email, Check group calendar, Check open cases, check monitoring, check backups, throw a call into the incident management team to see what they were dealing with.

      Then make the call based upon all active priorities and try to deal with all problems as best you can given some are time sensitive in more ways than one, outage windows / uptime agreements.

      I spent a lot of my time tracking down misbehaving backups for the same reasons a few other posters detail, knowing you have good backups is the one thing that allows rest from any SA role without night sweats, nightmares, heart palpitations etc.

      The usual culprits were switch port and or NIC configuration resulting in mass CRC errors and retransmissions out the ying yang until setup correctly.

  109. They by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    "Jump, up. Jump, up! And jump around!"

  110. Check Email by VGfort · · Score: 1

    Thats what I would say, I'm no manager but that seems to be the first thing everyone usually does.

  111. Call home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call my wife and apologize for not getting home last night.

  112. Not an IT manager either, but... by Risha · · Score: 1

    ... tech management of all sorts should count, right? 1. Check for the little red voicemail light, and listen to it in the unlikely event that there is one. (As it's probably either an emergency or someone calling out sick.) 2. Hook up laptop, turn on, and start logging in. 3. Say hello to immediate cube mates. 4. Log in screen #2. 5. Pull out paperwork that I took home with me in case I got sick or something happened that required me to work from home. If it's Monday, switch back the voicemail greeting to normal instead of work-from-home-on-Fridays. Water plant if applicable. 6. Start email logging in (#%^$ Lotus Notes is slow to start up), then other software I expect to use that day. Pull up To Do list, and make sure it's up to date and sorted properly (I use Excel). 7. Check calendar. 8. Read email - first any meeting updates or requests, then automated notifications, notes from the client, the project manager, my immediate work manager, my team, my general manager, requests for help from my peers, and then personal stuff, in that order. 9. Put out any fires (or more likely, get a team member working on them). 10. Buy breakfast and coffee. 11. Write quick email responses and make any adjustment to today's To Do list (while eating). 12. Actually begin working on items marked as "1. Urgent" on my list. For the record, my team members would look at me oddly if I just randomly stopped by to say hello first thing in the morning, as they are all either a) in another part of the building, or b) in another state. I'll see and/or talk to them as a matter of course during the morning anyway, we'll chat then.

  113. Perhaps a better question . . . by indiejade · · Score: 1
    Perhaps a better question than "what do you do?" first thing in the morning would be "what _can_ you do?" Hmm. Considering that I'm just a lowly underpaid IT intern where I work, and considering the fact that I always seem to show up for work before the IT manager himself, I would imagine that I can (and do) accomplish quite a bit. Maybe I should also mention that I am also the only one in the company (an IRA investment firm w/ primarily Microsoft servers -- hint-hint) who happens to be running a Linux server. Self-installed, patched, checked, and double-checked it has been. One LinuxBox on a completely zombie M$ network!

    But anyway.

    I don't drink coffee any more. When I get to work, I check email, the Samba workgroup / the network logs, and the "RSS" folder feeds from my completely customizable web-browser toolbar (of which /. and boing-boing and digg and ITMJ [among others] are a part). They're all mad props for fighting the good fight.

    Life is all kinds of awesome for people who aren't locked into Microsoft licensing contracts. I really hope that the better part of the world figures this out, some day sooner than later. Hopefully sooner.

  114. My morning routine by Murrdox · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm an IT Manager.

    1) First on the list is to go over any emails or voicemails that came in that need my attention. Hopefully there are no emergencies for me to take care of.

    2) Go make myself some coffee. Just say "no" to bad office coffee people. We have our own coffee maker in our IT area. I drink most of it.

    3) Swing by and say "Hello" to all my people, say good morning, see how everyone is doing, see if anything major is going on that I haven't been emailed about.

    4) Get my coffee and relax for a few minutes reading slashdot or wired.com before delving into the day's projects.

    5) Meetings!

    1. Re:My morning routine by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "5) Meetings!"

      There is no better way to start a day :)

  115. ok seriously by cecil_turtle · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've read most of the posts above, and below is my answer. I don't drink coffee and if I eat breakfast that day I do it before work. I don't read Slashdot / etc. while at work, I do that on my own time after I get home. Also the full question was "What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning?" (emphasis mine) - so there goes the answers like "shower". We'll also assume that this is a normal work day and an automated monitoring system hasn't paged me with a problem causing me to drive in early and fix it. We'll also assume I didn't just get back from a vacation.

    OK, now with all the qualifiers out of the way, here's what I do first thing:
    • Check voice mail. I will only normally have 1 or 2 at the most unless I've had days off, and I also get voice mails via email so it's likely I already heard it.
    • Skim emails. Again I keep tabs on email even when not working so there's not normally a ton of new stuff, but I like to look over all of the emails, delete spam, and read important things first or things I've been waiting to hear back on. This is not when I deal with less important emails or write lengthy emails to people.
    • Check monitors / logs. For me this means disk space monitors, MRTG bandwidth reports, backup statuses, etc.
    • Check my short-term to-do list, normally created the day or two before that gets updated a couple times per week. Start on a project or delegate a project to a co-worker.
    • If I'm in a waiting stage on all of my short term projects (waiting for parts to ship or waiting on a vendor or waiting to hear back from upper management) then I will make an effort to follow up on those items to help move it along (check tracking numbers, send "reminder" emails, etc.).
    • If all of the above is taken care of, move on to the long-term project list.
    My last comment is that some people have very specific ideas of what an "IT Manager" does or should do. Keep in mind that's a very broad term that will vary from organization to organization, mostly depending on the size. Somebody above made a distinction between an IT Manager and a System Administrator, but when your whole team is two people (like mine) those things don't make much difference. Maybe in some organizations IT managers don't get paged, or don't deal with backups, or whatever, but in smaller organizations the manager is also a staff member.
    1. Re:ok seriously by MooseMuffin · · Score: 1

      I don't read Slashdot / etc. while at work, I do that on my own time after I get home. But I have things that actually need to get done when I'm at home!
    2. Re:ok seriously by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      but when your whole team is two people (like mine)

      So put another way, you're the platoon leader, and he's the platoon.

      --

      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  116. The overnights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First thing I look at are the overnights. Nagios output, mrtg output, snort, logwatch etc. I want to have a total picture of what the current state is and what my people should be looking at before I talk to anyone. (usually this done done at home immediately after the most critical need in the morning... a real long wiz.)

  117. Re:If you make it to the desk, its a good morning by Khaed · · Score: 1

    Neither do the HR bitches.

  118. Look for a new job doing something interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look for a new job doing something interesting. :-)

  119. Check Monster.com by slickwillie · · Score: 3, Funny

    to look for a better job.

  120. 24/7/365, mutha fucka by spoonist · · Score: 1

    I'd be all like: What the hell do you mean 'First thing in the morning'? I'm connected. I got my pager. I got my crackberry. I got my laptop next to my bed SSHed into the server. If the shit hits the fan, I'm all over it like white on rice, dude. There is no morning for me. There is no evening. There is no day. There is no night. I'm all about the IT 24/7/365.

  121. First thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First thing an IT guy does in the morning?

    He wakes up from sleep mode.

    Zing!

  122. Order of the morning: by xdroop · · Score: 1
    1. Check for fires, literal or metaphorical.
    2. Review yesterday.
    3. Review the day's priorities.
    4. The alarm goes off and I wake up, ending the dream.
    --
    you should read everything on the internet as if it had "but I'm probably talking out of my ass" appended to it.
  123. I touch myself... by 7Prime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and then, because I've gone blind from doing it too much... I grab my stick and go look up slashdot on my braille computer, and then I look at pr0n on my braille computer, and then I reflect on how much my life sucks, and go back to sleep.

    --
    Multiplayer Gaming (defined): Sitting around, discussing single-player games with my friends, at the bar.
  124. Morning Work Ritual by Sadsfae · · Score: 0

    1) Caffeine of some sort
    2) Check E-mail/IRC
    3) Securityfocus/Milw0rm.org etc (0day security sites) for vulnerabilities
    4) Ponder over where to eat for lunch

    --
    Have a squat over at the hobo house.
  125. I wouldn't know by crivens · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't know; I never see my manager and he hates talking to us plebs.

    1. Re:I wouldn't know by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      Study, talk to people and figure out how to do his job better. Apply for his position, if he won't listen to you.

      --
      For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
  126. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  127. The first thing I do is by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    read /.

    --
    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  128. The REAL first thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go home...

  129. Assess and prioritize by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
    Simple enough:
    • Situational assessment and action by urgency
    • Scheduled commitments
    • Creative time such as project work, planning, research, checking in with colleagues
    In terms of responsible time management, that's good enough. A good technical manager encourages his staff to do the same, and applies the second item with restraint.
    --
    Parity: What to do when the weekend comes.
  130. Dosimeter by merlindb · · Score: 1

    After I've picked up my dosimeter on my way through the badge room. I mosey over to my building and try to make it into my office without getting spotted by a user that wants something changed on their machine but refuses to call the helldesk in Poland, I can't blame them however. After dodging any bullets making it into my office I check the tapes, make sure the as/400 is purring along like she should to avoid lengthy calls with the "server admin" team in India. Once all systems are go, check the e-mail and voicemail, grab a coffee, read slashdot, see what the bofh is up too and then call it a day. While on the way to my car everyday I pray to the techno-gods that some sev1 issue does not wake me from my sleep at some ungodly hour requiring me to spend 17 and a half hours baby sitting the server admins in India while they try to rebuild an exchange server remotely. Sleeping on the floor of the server room was an expereince I will never forget and don't really recomend to the faint hearted. You really have to love your machines to go that extra mile, go team outsourcing.

    --
    "Start failing, so you can start succeeding" Harry Beckwith
  131. Walk the premises by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
    1)walk past the office of paper droids. They know better than to ask questions; but the level of panic in their eyes is a good measure of systems status.

    2)Walk thru the student computer labs. Techs get the individual systems failures; but larger problems require a different viewpoint. See #3 & #4

    3)Pass by or thru the datacenter. EMS has environmental sensors; but they never pay attention to them.

    4)Walk most of the hallways. "Facilities management" is a misnomer at best. This provides the status info I never receive on work orders. Especially when talking to the vendors techs doing the work.

    This path takes 5-20 minutes each day -- both entering and leaving for the day. Although none of the info I gather is directly system related, all of these items affect the systems. The best intelligence is always gathered on the ground; not thru electronic info.

    --
    Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
  132. Not a manager but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never been a manager, but if it was a small shop, first thing I would do would be a short walkaround to check in with my subordinates, how was your weekend (if a Monday) or how are you etc, then are they working on what I think they are and are they having any problems I should know about etc. Then I'd talk with my boss, depending on how "in the loop" he prefers to be.

  133. Me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I scratch my balls and fart.

  134. Do my job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack off. But it's my job - I evaluate porn sites for a porn site portal.

  135. Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The number one thing I do: Say good morning to the receptionist.

    A good relationship with her (it could be a him, it's simply a her where I work) is essential:

    Just about everyone bitches to her. Whether an issue's with email, with network reliability, a printer not working, phones playing up, the cold tap running hot, she's aware of all of it.

    She's also the one point everyone has to pass at least once and, being close to both restrooms and breakroom, she tends to see most people much more too. Better than anyone, she can serve as a barometer of people's moods. If someone is obviously in a foul mood that morning, if someone's running around stressed about something, she knows faster than just about anyone.

    She's also the person everyone has to let know if a client's coming in as she'll be the person to meet them. She also tends to handle much of the mess that is meeting room booking so she gets even more insight in to who's coming.

    Build a good relationship with her and she looks out for me. If everything's cool, I get a "Hi" back and get on with greeting my team, checking email, checking in with project leads and PMs, reading slashdot, etc. If there's something up, she'll give me a summary that, with her understanding my needs from our previous talks, pretty much prioritizes as I need to know. I can then get on any problems far faster than checking each of the traditional reporting methods or I can go about my normal routine prepped so I don't say send an email that might trigger the guy who's in a bad mood that day.

    And that's just the first fifteen seconds of my day.

    She's also the first person to interview any candidates for me: If someone's an asshole to the people they think "don't matter," they're going to disrupt my team in a million other ways.

    As already mentioned, she handles the mess of meeting rooms - an often precious resource. Do you want that person favoring you or someone else?

    Being the first person everyone bitches to, she can come back with, "Wow, Nick [or Nick's team] is really being a jerk. Let's see what we can do." or she can respond, "Wow, that doesn't sound like Nick [or Nick's team]. He'd never knowingly let that happen. Let's let him know and I'm sure he'll get it addressed right away." Her response, being many people's first reaction when something goes wrong, can totally color the rest of their reaction and how easily I can deal with the issue.

    She also knows where everything is, how everything functions, or who would do. "Hey, I can't find the contractor NDA forms." can get you a sympathetic acknowledgment from a rushed person and hold up your rush filling of a position by a day or two while you track them down or it can get "Hmm, I'll track them down and IM you in about five once I've got them." from someone who likes you.

    The same holds true for all interpersonnel relationships, it's just especially important with a front desk person given everything that crosses their world - plus the question was what do you do "first" and they are pretty much always the first person you'll see.

    Most nerds give great answers about slashdot, about email, about remote logging and paging systems. They're great nerd answers that show why you'd be great for a nerd position. What they demonstrate a lack of is an appreciation of what good interpersonnel relationships give you and adding that on top of the nerd qualifications is what demonstrates you'll be a good manager. Management is no longer a role about who can do the coolest nerd thing, it's about how do you handle all of the relationships around a diverse bunch of people. If your answer is about the systems, not the people, you're most comfortable interacting with - you're probably giving a major red flag for your abilities to work with people who should work with systems for you.

    There were quite a few joke comments about "schmoozing." While I know they were intended as fun, that it's seen as something silly that managers that n

    1. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by adamruck · · Score: 1

      No offense, but you don't sound like the type of person I would want to work with, or under, in an IT related position.

      --
      Selling software wont make you money, selling a service will.
    2. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want to work under someone because that individual is friendly, and makes an attempt to be friendly with others, I'm surprised anyone, who's not a curmudgeon, would want you to work with, or above, you.

    3. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Interesting

      None taken.

      Different people like different things. That goes for the employees and the employers. It's why Google does things one way, Fog Creek does things another and why some of us will quit jobs in disgust and never understand why our friends, who we thought were smart, will happily remain there for years.

      I'm lucky, I've got a situation where my management have given me a free rein to do what I think is best, a team that appears to appreciate the environment I create and that's been able to pay off in terms of a sustained, significant increase in profitability (any idiot can increase profitability in the short term at long term expense), a huge increase in reputation for my team members within the company, with clients and even on standards bodies, etc. and, off the back of that demonstrable increase in profitability, the ability for me to argue for, and get, a large number of significant pay raises for every single long term team member in an industry where large raises tend to only be achievable by job hopping.

      Sure, my style's not for everyone. One contractor we used sent me racist hate mail after we let him go for yelling at the receptionist, bitching that a server admin took too long to set up an account and then leaving after three hours because parking cost $8 for the day. In his case, my beliefs that we're the sum of our reputation, including how we treat others as well as how we perform technically, were so objectionable he needed to resort to vitriol. That's cool, I hope he'll be happy somewhere where you're allowed to attack people for improper care and handling of the self important. The great thing about the world is he gets to find a manager that suits him, reaping the rewards of that, while my team members get to find a manager that suits them, reaping their own rewards.

      I'm not in any way denegrating nerds. I'm one first, learning the other aspects on top of that. Technical knowledge remains essential for a technical role and I was careful to state that I don't have respect for the technically illiterate, morally vacuous schmoozers out there. Where I've personally found works well for me, and works well for most employers, is the realization that a combination of strong technical skills with an understanding there's a human level too (where interaction with integrity rather than fake schmoozing is the emphasis) seems to generally make for a good manager.

      I'm not perfect. I make all kinds of mistakes. But that's at least the philosophy I've formed, what I've observed many more senior managers seem to look to hire and, aiming for, has at least brought me a fair degree of success measured both in terms of how my team performs over the long term and how well I feel I've been able to do, looking out for the guys who do work for me.

      Of course, those're just my observations and the direction I try to head in. That doesn't appeal to you? That's cool, it's a huge industry. Interviews should be as much about you interviewing your potential new management as about them interviewing you. You get to find somewhere that works for you, I get to build somewhere that appears to work pretty well for me, and we all come out of it pretty well.

    4. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First thing i do while waiting for my PC to boot is pinch the sweet ass of the administrative assistant I boned in the closet at last years holiday party. She loves that!

    5. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you need to make masculinity affirming jokes like that it's maybe time to come out of that closet.

    6. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number one thing I do: Say good morning to the receptionist.
      .. because she's the only female in the building. Duh.
    7. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Magic+Fingers · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you had a crush on her :P

    8. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by toganet · · Score: 1

      To add another point of view, I would say you sound like exactly the type of manager I'd like to work for, and would like to be myself. I've always straddled that chasm between the technical and interpersonal, and lately I've wondered whether companies really appreciate the value of those who build that bridge.

      Maybe it's because I live in a town with depressed IT salaries, but I've considered going back into development, in order to increase salary. Not often a manager looks to take a step "back" in order to move up.

    9. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Icarium · · Score: 1

      Company takes up floors 17 though 29. Receptionist(s) are on the 20th and 28th floor, I'm on the 18th. I honestly don't even know what our receptionists looks like...

    10. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by svunt · · Score: 1

      What we need are great nerds who're smart enough to appreciate that a human angle as well is something to respect and aspire to. They're the ones we need as managers, they're the kind I'm trying to be and the kind I'd want to be led by.
      Well, once you start being really good with people, managing interpersonal relationships smoothly and well....you're sorta stepping out of nerd territory and into 'smart, tech-skilled person' land. I'm sure this will get me modded flamebait, if I'm modded at all, but according to a lot of people I know, one can't be that socially skilled and still wear the 'nerd' tag. I consider myself a nerd, because I'm into technology, science, sci-fi, geek culture, etc - but I'm also outgoing, somewhat charming, if I do say so myself, and I don't look like my mom dressed me. Consequently, a lot of my non-nerd friends would never dream of calling me a nerd.

      Ultimately, you just don't put nerds in management roles, you make them SAs, or coders, etc, and put people-persons in management. You know, managers.

    11. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, you just don't put nerds in management roles, you make them SAs, or coders, etc, and put people-persons in management. You know, managers. One very unfortunate thing is that companies tend not to financially recognize the increasing benefits of increasing technical experience in the same way they do increasing managerial experience. As a result, a lot of nerds who don't really want to become managers - and probably never should - see it as the only way to earn more and take promotions in to roles they suck at.

      I've seen a lot of great technical people take managerial positions that made them miserable. Many of them ended up getting fired/demoted/spun-to-the-rest-of-the-company-as-t heir-choice-to-step-down. Many of them ended up resenting the sense of being stuck, unable to advance, and losing some of that spark that made them really great technical people.

      I've only come across one company that I felt really had a good solution to that: You could progress down whatever path suited you best - doing more management, less management, whatever worked for you so long as the company had a need for it. You got absolutely no raise associated with new positions. Everyone got reviewed for whether they were doing well or badly in whatever their current position happened to be. The better the review, the greater the raise, completely regardless of management/tech paths. They had very senior techs who earned way more than the norm and more than many even mid level managers. The flip side was that they had a company filled with people doing whatever they did best, knowing they were rewarded for it and not resenting their positions and feeling trapped. No idea whether this proved profitable overall but I can certainly respect their willingness to try something different to address what is an horrifically common issue in the field.
    12. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm even more effective - the first thing I do is fuck the receptionist. Right there at her desk. It is a more efficient way to build a good rapport with her, and it establishes my dominance in the office. It also saves me time because I don't have to clean out my pipes in the morning.

    13. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      This is true to a certain extent. If you work to improve your social skills, you'll find your nerd-foo declining slightly. But it's quite possible to both be a nerd and a social person. There's a number of areas a person can choose to improve themselves in, and it's quite possible to work on both technical and social skills at the same time.

      I personally used to score nearly 100% on the introvert side of the Myers-Briggs test. Now I'm right between introvert and extrovert on the same scale. No coincidence -- I've moved from being a code monkey into someone that manages people and projects, speaks in front of groups of people, while still doing coding and development.

      It basically boils down to a life choice each person has to make for themselves. A lot of nerds get deluded into thinking they have to become managers at some point. Project leads, yes, perhaps. But you can be a highly skilled and successful (and well paid) person doing nothing but development work. While managers appear to have more prestige than a lowly developer, at a lot of the companies I've worked at, they do nothing more than run interference for the development team, so the devs don't get bothered with useless meetings, red tape, funding issues, and other stuff that isn't related to writing code. We loved our manager, but nobody wanted his job. =)

      I, personally, like working with people just as much as I like working with computers, and so I've migrated into the sort of hybrid position I currently hold, and am quite happy with it. But I still get called a nerd sometimes. =)

    14. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Great answer, and one everyone should read.

      At my first technical job, my boss/mentor/senpai stressed to me the importance of a good receptionist, on cultivating good relations with her, and to always make sure they are well paid and happy. It's been good advice throughout the years.

      I take it a step further though, and try to be friendly and say hello to everyone when I see them for the first time each day. Life is a lot more pleasant when you get along well with all your coworkers. Plus, if something critical has come up, you'll hear it immediately.

    15. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Good answer, but even better: go around to ALL of your employees and see how everyone is doing. If you are indeed a "manager", then people are your most important asset. True, nerds pretty much overlook this, but that doesn't make it any less important. Why is it that in IT, people with the most technical skills are handed the job that requires the most people skills? Hmmm....

    16. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but the exclusion of the definite article "the" in e-mails (THE company...THE receptionists) is one of those "nerdy" things that people complain about when complaining about nerds-in-management positions. It just comes off as if you are too busy or important to be bothered with, well, people? Again, I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just trying to point out one of those things we may not think about when trying to figure out our own personal skills.

    17. Re:Sadly, the option most nerds overlook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good morning, Mr. Michael Scott. :)

  136. Every morning by Floggen · · Score: 1

    When I get up, I VPN into work to check email and check the status of all AIX hosts. While I'm doing that, I call up the monitoring staff on duty and make sure all of the systems they check are up and running. If anything is wrong, I fix it or notify the appropriate engineer to get the problem fixed before the manager's meeting at 8am.

  137. Morning routine by morriscat69 · · Score: 1
    I dont know about everyone else, but personally, I take a shit while reading my email first thing in the morning.


    Should be a law against going into the office full of shit.

  138. Posterity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Remember, this is for posterity, so please be honest."

    *whimper*

    "Interesting..."

  139. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    myspace of course

  140. Usual Routine by Fraew · · Score: 1

    1. Park bike / get changed into work trousers.
    2. Turn on PC.
    3. Change backup-tapes; initiated 2nd run.
    4. Log in to Call Logging software, Outlook etc.
    5. Coffee, Digg and Slashdot.

  141. Don't you use backup tapes from the prior night? by KJSwartz · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is wasteful to have so many backup tapes! And think of the cost tasking someone to keep stacking backups in the vault for a week, a month and a year! And people shudder when I tell them how I keep overhead rates down so low.

    That's what I learned from my master: Darth Vader, IT Manager. I hope he found a job by now.

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    Beancounters serve a useful purpose only when counting Jelly Bellies

  142. Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Place my laptop into the docking station and de-hibernate it.

    While that happens, see if anyone has responded to my blackberry emails overnight, get some coffee, check voicemail. Once the PC is up, login and check the "nonstop" dashboard for any issues with my systems and new work, and prioritize my day with tasks, meetings, and other critical items that my teams' need to get done >> today .

    Next, I look at the next 3 days of work and see if we can't get a head start.

    Do I sound important enough? Isn't that the trick with this question?

    I read /. at home.

  143. Was that place Salesforce.com? by catscan2000 · · Score: 1

    An online CRM provider in San Francisco? Sounds familiar :-)

    As an IT manager, a good first thing to do in the morning is check email in a LIFO fashion with an eye for high-priority email messages. In IT, at least in my past experience at a non-profit, every day is typically about putting out fires with little time available for interesting projects. Knowing what's hot and what's only warm is key, and, with luck, time will eventually exist to tackle the medium-priority emergencies. Forget about ever tackling the non-emergencies; they only take up space on the to-do list and will never get done anyway.

    This is a large part of why I got out of IT and into software development :-). I could have just experienced an exceptionally resource-constrained IT environment, but I'd imagine that IT resources are severely limited at almost any organization -- non-profit and for-profit. IT is typically seen as a cost center and not an area of new development. I tried to reason that away, but I eventually gave up and now actively create new products as a software engineer :-).

  144. First thing? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Probably get out of bed, walk to the bathroom, and take a piss.

    Although the first two steps are optional based on the age of the sysadmin...

    --
    That is all.
  145. AHhhhhh.. IT by lazyevil · · Score: 1

    Im on hiatus right now, but this is my stylie... 0. coffee/breakfast/bicycle ride 1. Check monitoring systems/logs (yes I'm 24/7, but hey.. im paranoid too!) 2. Scan Emails/Bugtraq/Slashdot 3. Tackle difficult tasks with fresh mind 4. Lunch/Slashdot/Livejournal 5. Deal with routines - backups, etc.. 6. Continue working.............. [ Life happens here ] Aiee... i dont miss sysadminning much at all.

  146. Not an it manager but... by eWarz · · Score: 1

    I'm not an IT manager, (rather, a 'grunt', a programmer) but usually the first thing I do is have breakfast + caffiene. Then i check my email, etc. Then i start my daily routine.

  147. Re:4chan by agrapentin · · Score: 1

    why mod this offtopic when it is a valid answer to the question? it may not be useful but it is not offtopic

  148. Re:4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rules 1 and 2, asshole.

  149. First thing after arriving in the morning: by Ron+from+Oz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should be to go round talk to all your people - if you are any kind of manager, IT or anything else.
    These are the individuals who will make or break your performance, and you need their support just as they need yours.

  150. What about your teams? by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of responses about checking for any problems etc ...

    As a manager, shouldn't your first responsibility be to your team? The first I thing I do when I get in to the office is go and chat with my team. I find out a lot more stuff about the 'current state' than any email I might read.

    Besides, if there was a critical problem, my team would have already called me or sent a SMS.

    1. Re:What about your teams? by Risha · · Score: 1

      As I said above, my team is in four states and three time zones. They're expecting me to read their email about the critical issue holding them up; and then respond by email or IM, or phone if it's a really complicated question or response.

      Virtual teams have changed how management works.

      Also - and this may be because I manage software development, not IT - there are plenty of fires that need to be handled ASAP but do not require a call in the middle of the night. That's what I'm checking my email for.

    2. Re:What about your teams? by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Virtual teams have changed how management works.

      If you let them. You can still check your email twice a day. It won't bankrupt the company and cost you your job. You don't have to apologize for it. It's terribly inefficient to monitor email constantly. Counterproductive. I've studied this, and might actually do a journal article on the topic.

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    3. Re:What about your teams? by Risha · · Score: 1

      ... I'm not sure where you got from what I said that I was constantly checking my email?

      Yes, it's the first thing that I do each morning, because that's where the emergencies will be. But I do have actual work to get done, plus IM and a phone if anybody needs anything during the day. I probably check for new email every couple of hours.

    4. Re:What about your teams? by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying about virtual teams etc (I run one myself), but it's not quite the point I was trying to make.

      My point is that as a *manager*, your primary responsibility is to the people in your team. Part of that is removing roadblocks, handling critical issues, but a big component of being a manager is your team.

      Simply dealing with your team as if they are a queue of issues is not management. Understanding the people in your team, getting the best out of them - that's management. And the only way to get that understanding is to spend time with them (in person or virtually). You will never find out what Person A's career aspirations are by reading an overnight email of some problem they have widget X. Nor will you understand how to relate to Person B without spending time with them shooting the breeze.

      And the reason I put greeting your team in the morning as the first thing to do - is because as a manager, I make the people in my team my priority - above and beyond work issues. If the work issue is critical, they can call.

      Sure - if you are logging into email/chat to greet your virtual team - that's great. But in my experience, many (most?) managers only treat their staff like a queue of issues to be fixed and this is reflected in what you do when you start your day at work.

    5. Re:What about your teams? by Risha · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying. Though I will caveat that it depends on personalities as well - my manager chatting me first thing in the morning everyday for no particular reason would drive me INSANE with annoyance. Or at least make me paranoid that they're checking up on me for an unknown reason.

      And if you ask me how something is going that I already sent you an email about.... *grrr*. Please tell me that this is only social - that you're at least looking at your email before asking for a status update!

    6. Re:What about your teams? by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

      Heh - i don't think we are disagreeing then :) Definitely forced 'how are you today' conversations are really bad - probably worse than not saying anything at all.

    7. Re:What about your teams? by Risha · · Score: 1

      Most definitely. :)

      Just for clarity's sake (plus now I'm more awake), I am capable of the more touchy-feely kinds of management; I've had junior people working for me before (all in the same office as me, thankfully) that were happier or less stressed if I stopped by first thing in the morning to see if they needed anything. It's just not my strong point, so I default to treating people how I would like to be treated unless given a clear indication that they need a different approach. But in those cases I would still usually check my email first in case they had already sent me a specific question.

  151. Non-disclosure agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm under a non-disclosure agreement, so I can't say. You'd want me to be just a careful with your company's proprietary information, right?

  152. I know that one by akita · · Score: 1

    First thing you do when you get to work is turning on the light on and hang your coat where is visible from outside AND then go to the coffee machine.
    That way people will know you arrived and think you are probably doing something important elsewhere.
    Works for me.

  153. first thing they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is shove their head up their ass. really far.

    1. Re:first thing they do by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      It comes with the title of being Manager. It's not a daily thing. The head-ass interraction period begins the day they receive the letter with the words "promotion' and "manager" in it. The first thing most managers try and do each day after that is shove head FURTHER up their ass. It's also the second, third, ... , nth thing they do as well.

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  154. well here's my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a programmer, not IT, but this might be interesting, so here goes. . .

    1) sit down at computer and login (i never shut it off, so i don't have to wait for it to boot the next morning)

    2) start programming (usually at this point i either successfully get a few hours of coding in, or i get bugged by a manager and all productivity is lost)

    3) prepare a cup of tea, go back to programming

    4) get sucked into a useless two or three hour meeting where everyone discusses implementing feature V what i've already finished writing, though they don't know it yet

    5) point out i already have solution V done, and i've implemented solution W even though they aren't aware they need it yet

    6) listen to the boss tell me not to waste company time on W and that he wants a timetable for V

    7) point out again that V is already done, and try to explain why W wasn't a waste of time, notice i'm being ignored, leave meeting frustrated claiming i have to get take an asprin/go to the bathroom/get a drink as an excuse to get out and never come back

    8) few hours later, boss comes up and asks me how long it would take me to implement feature X, which is actually just a rephrasing of feature W (already done)

    9) explain that i already have feature X completed, and look at the astonished boss as he says, "are you sure? no seriously, how much time do you need really?"

    10) show him a demonstration of feature X (see W) and then hear the boss say, "okay then, start working on feature Y"

    11) *sigh* feature Y isn't necessary because of feature X, futilely try to explain this, boss insists i waste time on feature Y even though i'm in the middle of feature Z which is usually some revolutionary feature addition that is going to a) make the company a lot of money, b) get the boss a raise or c) save lives

    12) end up wasting time on feature Y, boss independently discovers that feature X makes feature Y redundant... get the great honor of listening him explain that i shouldn't be wasting time on feature Y, and why didn't i let him know that feature X resolved feature Y

    13) point out that i did let him know

    14) rinse and repeat every day until i want to slit my wrists

  155. Caffeine by sc0ob5 · · Score: 1

    First thing that I do, like I'm most others do is make coffee the last thing my underlings want to experience is me without my caffeine fix and if someone made it there before me if they know what's good for them they'll have a coffee ready for me. After that I check my emails for the funnys that the people sent me, followed by the more serious ones after the caffeine has hit. I then check what everyone has planned for the day, I like to let people decide what they want to do for the day if anything has come up that needs some attention then I will direct them to the more urgent matters. I really guess it depends on the kind of environment that you work in. I work in a place were at lot of the staff are mature and don't need much direction. After I tell people what to do I like to sit back and read slashdot and some news sites for a while. Then I go to a long lunch maybe at a pub, after which I follow up on purchase orders and "service" vendors to see why they have broken on my network/servers you can be sure some monkey has done something that they shouldn't have. After that I like to get to work on my own little projects for a couple of hours, just to make it look like I am doing something. Then I like to take an early minute.

  156. You answered your own question sir by ThoreauHD · · Score: 0

    They lie.

  157. Personally... by Nasajin · · Score: 1

    I wake up at 7am, and look at the empty space in the double bed next to me cry for half an hour. I kick slowly while softly calling out "mother" before popping a double dose of Thorazine and heading out to work in the dirty clothes from yesterday. On weekends, I begin with a cold coffee.

  158. Two answers by kbox · · Score: 1

    Truth: Drink a coffee, Smoke a cigarette and wish i hadn't drank so much tequila the night before.

    What i would say: get straight to work and try to improve my production by 3.7% on the previous day! Sir!

  159. Re:Don't you use backup tapes from the prior night by compro01 · · Score: 1

    and one day a little-used, but very important program won't start. "how long has that file been corrupted for? we have backups back from then, right?"

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  160. Work Related by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    How about park? ( if he has a sence of humor )

    Checking email or phone messages would have been the answer he was looking for.

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  161. Very few real IT Managers on this thread! by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

    I don't need to check emails when I get to the office - I have a blackberry and I have replied to all the overnight emails while I was at home taking my morning crap. I listened to my voicemails during my hour long commute, and I probably also participated in at least one conference call with someone in a different time zone. By the time I get into my office at ~8:30, I've done almost 2 hours worth of work. My first useless status meeting usually starts at 9, so that's just enough enough time to walk around and greet all the troops, do a little sucking up to my boss and his admin, get a fresh cup and trek to the conference room. With any luck, I'll have an hour or two between meetings sometime during the day or after 5 PM to get some "real work" (meaning shit passed down to me from above) done. On the hour commute back home, I probably reply to a couple of emails - while doing 75+ on the freeway. Once I get home I typically put in another 2-3 hours on my laptop before the Lunesta kicks in. Wake up and repeat until dead...

  162. SA at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wander over to one of the company restaurants and get breakfast (eggs, bacon, danish or fresh berries, coffee) which I take back to my desk. Log onto my workstation (linux,of course) and see if there are any alerts. Since I don't manage production systems, I don't bother having it send me a page. Fix any problems or log a ticket as appropriate. Read email. Read slashdot. Continue working on any ongoing projects I have on my plate.

  163. IAAM by Travoltus · · Score: 3, Informative

    (I am a manager)
    The network Admins deal with the Sev1's, unless it costs serious dinero, like a cluster going BOOM, and then I get paged. We've had that happen only in practice drills.

    I check for escalations to management, which I haven't seen in months, but still, they can come at the most inconvenient times. At my level, it means it's a systemic problem about to land us in trouble with the state DOI, federal SEC, etc., so I'd better get involved. (I feel sorry for you publicly traded entities in that regard - the Government really SOX it to ya, lol!) Management knows up front that while I'm not micro managing them, I'm keeping an eye on things to make sure issues don't get out of control. Again, haven't seen that happen since tax time. Stuff always goes to hell when we get nailed by a cost basis rush. That's usually solved by hiring more outsourced Okies (midwest reps, usually from Oklahoma).

    Then, before I hit Slashdot, I walk the floor to make sure people aren't dicking around. Especially team leads and floor managers. Once in a while I'll sit down for 2 hours and take calls. I do it for the PR points - when they see the man on top putting up with the crap assed customers we deal with, it's a morale boost. I know what they're dealing with. And they have no excuse for slacking off. And I VNC right to my office to make sure that I can respond the instant something big requires my attention. I could sit on the phones all day if nothing is going on, because it's so easy for me to be where I need to be at the drop of a hat. Actually, given how much it inspires my workers, I like hitting the phones.

    Then there's the proprietary stuff I can't talk about - the meetings with human resources and marketing staff, occasional briefings from our legal department, and coordination of community activities. Plus the odd call from the company's owner from his friggin yacht.

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    1. Re:IAAM by illusion_2K · · Score: 1
      Then, before I hit Slashdot, I walk the floor to make sure people aren't dicking around.

      ...he said ironically

  164. Make a list of goals for the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty simple. Assuming that any serious problems haven't arisen, which is likely if you're doing your job, they shouldn't show up every day. First thing to do every day is make a list of the things you want to accomplish that day. If your only task is put out fires or you think that is your goal, management probably isn't for you. While that is important, developing methods of preventing fires and making overall operations smoother is a general goal for any manager.

  165. Work order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) turn computer on
    2) 0xC0FFEE
    3) e-mail

  166. HUNH? by MrCopilot · · Score: 1

    What is this Morning of which you speak?

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  167. Next time tell the truth by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    If they wouldn't hire an IT manager that was in-the-know enough to read and stay on top of Slashdot (compared to, say, CNet or MSNBC or CIO Magazine), then they weren't worth working for.

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  168. Amen, Brother Re:ok seriously by LazloToth · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes. I was going to post, but you said it well enough. I will add only that some IT Managers continue to have skills, hone them, and share them generously with the company. It's a business deal: they treat me right, I treat them as if my life depended on it. Given the importance of good health insurance, my life may well depend on what I give back. Being an involved manager is a good thing. It can keep you on the roster when other people are being cut loose.

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  169. SANS by laitcg · · Score: 1

    SANS Internet Storm Center
    to find out what may make my customers computers silly. :)

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  170. Hide the horns by kungfool · · Score: 1

    I retired from IT because of IT managers. I assume the first thing they do is hide the horns.

  171. if i were hiring by penguinbroker · · Score: 1

    if i was to hire an IT guy I'd like to hear that they checked their email first thing in the morning. nothing worse than having to wait a day for IT support to get back.

  172. Done this for years by javamann · · Score: 1

    First thing I do is make a pot of coffee, toast a bagel, drink my coffee while eating my bagel and reading my Java sites.

  173. Logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    READ THE LOG FILES!

  174. The lights by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    The first thing I look at each morning are the diagnostic lights on each of my servers as I walk by to my desk, followed by the lights on the communications equipment and the display on the UPS. While there are certainly many other tools out there that I could use, I've found that looking for anomalous lights on my servers is the quickest, easiest, and most efficient way to tell me if there's something that needs my attention.

    After I get to my desk it's Fluke to quickly check the status of connectivity at our field offices.

    And then it's probably Slashdot for the next hour until somebody else actually arrives at work and I need to start looking busy.

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    If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

  175. First Thing I Do by damusicman · · Score: 1

    lol... the first thing I do is read slashdot. It is firefox's home page. Read slashdot or check email... that is usually the first.

  176. Bright and Early by andrew817 · · Score: 1

    1. wake up and check work email/meeting requests 2. take a shower 3. drive almost 2 hour to work :( 4. drink lots and lots of coffee 5. start writing remediations for exploits

  177. and the honest answer is..... by zakeria · · Score: 0

    well I look up job finder for a better job and more benefits with less work.. then snoop at some hardcore porn followed up by reading the bosses emails to see if there is anything I should know.. then onto slashdot followed by writing some code for a home made game I'm working on.. by this time its 5:30pm so I hang about until everybody else has left the building apart from the boss, say bye and head home to spend my hard earned cash.

  178. Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A question like this asks you to recognize if the interviewer is really asking you the question as stated or are they asking for a dialog. This sounds like a dialog question, meaning they expect you to ask them questions. They are either looking to see your soft-skills or they want to see your ability think logically in a free form flowing question. If they really just want an answer, then I think you need to ask yourself what is the most important thing an IT manager manages? Its not the hardware or the projects or the software. The most important thing an IT manager manages is his/her people. So the first thing you do in the morning needs to be around your people. "I would first remind myself that I am entering work, and that I manage a great team of people each striving to contribute to the goals of this company and their own career and their personal lives. So each person at work has home life issues, good days and bad days. I may be having a bad day. I need to be in tune with myself first, and then I am better able to be in tune with my team mates. Work/life balance, career development, and project schedules all have to be balanced. This self-reminder is the first thing I would do. Then I would focus my day on meeting our commitments and maintaining work/life balance. Daily standup etc." That's what I would say...and what I do.

  179. http://reader.google.com by niting · · Score: 1

    * Google Reader
    * Outlook
    * Gmail
    * Black Tea
    * Start working ....

  180. Brilliant. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Say good morning to the receptionist.

    This is one of the most brilliant things I've ever read on Slashdot.

    Of course, I've always done it - chatted with her, heard the gossip, heard the upcoming meetings, etc. - I was being friendly because she was someone I work with; I liked her and valued her. But never even given a second thought to her power. And you're absolutely right.

    Every time I needed the boardroom, I got it. Every time I was swamped, she'd have just "happened by" the old LaserJet III in accounting to peel a label out of the fuser. And every time the general manager was in a bad mood, she called me up about something mundane (in retrospect, transparently mundane) and managed to drop it into the conversation.

    Yvonne, I miss you.

    --
    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    1. Re:Brilliant. by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course, I've always done it...I liked her and valued her. But never even given a second thought to her power. And you're absolutely right. It's the one useful thing I learned at university...

      No lecturer actually collected their assignments at the 5pm cut off. Very few would even see it as a priority before noon the next day. They simply relied upon the department receptionist to tell them who handed it in on time and who gets the instant 20% knocked off for being late.

      Befriend the receptionist and you got an extra night on every assignment. For the really big stuff, if she liked you enough, you'd tell her your woes and find she'd offer to tell the lecturer, "I'm SO sorry, Nick handed this to me before the deadline last week but I guess I put it down on the wrong pile." You then got to listen to the lecturer talk about what he had been looking for, after he assumed no one else could submit work, and leave everyone else wondering how you so effortlessly got straight As.

      Sure, technically, each lecturer held more power. But every one of them always had students sucking up to them, trying to gradegrub, and was pretty much immune. And you had ten or twenty different lecturers you had to try it with.

      Alternatively, one receptionist extended every deadline for you and knew the lecturers well enough to tell you great tidbits like, "Lecturer X admits in the staff breakroom that he likes a glass or two of whisky while he grades. He starts off grading pretty strict but jokes about how his criteria's much more 'relaxed' by the end of the night. I'll slip your assignment in where it'll get the most generous grader. Lecturer Y hates grading and gets more angry as the night goes on, so I'll put your assignment at the top of her stack."

      Amazing how much power the people who allegedly don't have any power really wield.

      Mind you, social engineering is also the reason why some hackers will spend days trying to crack security vulnerabilities in software while another guy will achieve just as much in a single phonecall.
    2. Re:Brilliant. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Also, if you get her hooked on coke, she'll put your name on other peoples work, and you never have to do anything!

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    3. Re:Brilliant. by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy did one better- started schtupping the receiptionist (that went really well until she discovered other schtuppings and then it didn't go very well.)

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  181. I wear many hats by DragonHawk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Newsflash: If you're checking the results of monitoring software, you're not a manager, you're an SA or an operator.

    I work for a small manufacturing company. I am 50% of the IT department. My job title in the HR database says "IT Manager". In practice, that means I'm CTO, system administrator, network administrator, server operator, software architect, DBA, phone guy, cable guy, automated test equipment tech, webmaster, desktop support, and that's just the short list. I also keep tabs on our application software specialist, but ultimately, I manage technology more than I manage people. If it uses electricity and isn't greasy or wet, it's my problem. (If it's greasy or wet, it's Maintenance's problem.) I like it this way; it keeps me from getting bored. To each their own, but don't assume yours is the only way. :)

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    1. Re:I wear many hats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laugh at your puny 50%. I am 100% of the IT Department. I also end up doing software development and customer support for the tasks which are beyond the skills of the Engineering Group, the Software Development Group and the Customer Support Group.

      But I don't do phones.

    2. Re:I wear many hats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I'm in a similar situation to yours, except I'm 100% of the IT department and also do application support, software dev., and find some parts for the manufacturing machines' controlers (NICs and such).
      Wouldn't change a thing, I love it.
      I don't think I'd enjoy sitting in an office all day doing nothing having some pimple-faced lackie email me every day and tell me the backup job was successful.

  182. The first thing an IT manager does in the morning by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Check server status, complain to the SA and NA if they are down, check uptime logs. Check with night shift to see what issues there are to cover for the day. Check time sheets, see who logged in and who is late for work. Look at the project manager software and see who is slacking off and set priorities for things that are running late. Write emails and make phone calls about tardiness and missing deadlines. Try calling those who didn't make it into work yet, remind them that they need to be at work. Check email for priorities, sort out the important email and reply to it, move the less important email to a folder to be looked at later. Check calendar for meetings today, get notes in order try to think of questions to ask in meetings and answers for questions you are asked.

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  183. Eat a bowl of stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See title for the message. That's all I need to say. But Slashdot's system freaks if you don't type something in the title box and the text box every piddlin' damn time, even when the title box or the text box said just enough what needed to be said.

    In case you've forgotten by now, that answer, whose brevititious wit has been extinguished by Slashdot's artless control filters, was "Eat a bowl of stupid."

  184. Re:If you make it to the desk, its a good morning by chill · · Score: 1

    Damn...that was a very accurate description of my last job.

    Fucking Goldmine...

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  185. blah blah by brunascle · · Score: 1

    1. check email
    2. check website (i'm a web developer)
    3. check slashdot and osnews for any major headlines
    4. ...
    5. PROFIT!

    1. Re:blah blah by genner · · Score: 1

      Check website?
      Gah...I knew there was something I was supposed to do this morning.

  186. Walls 1st thing I look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless he's spiderman.

  187. Listen by kaszeta · · Score: 1

    Back when I was an IT Manager, the very first thing I'd do when I went in the door in the morning was listen. The room had a particular sound, and if was even the slightest bit off, that usually meant that one of the servers was doing something bad (ranging from thrashing a disk to being completely dead). Smell was a good indicator once, too...

  188. Morning Routines by HaloZero · · Score: 1
    I'm not management. Yet.

    1. Greet my mentor (if he's there before me). His office lies between the front door and my desk, so it behoves me to say good morning to him. Plus, if something's gone so horribly sideways that the alert system AND the backup alert system went down, he's the guy who'd have a handle on it. Otherwise, he's always got something spiffy to show off.
    2. Make my way to my desk, drop the bag in my chair, unlock the machine and check the status board.
      1. If all is green, I turn around into the server room, check the status on servers / disks, looking for anything amber or out of place. Check backup tapes.
      2. If anything is red and not being handled by the time I arrive, I own the situation until I'm satisfied that the bitch is fixed, or atleast on the path of being made right. Once this is done, GOTO 2.1.
    3. I grab the CRM guy and we go hunt down cups of coffee. Talk about applications projects versus infrastructure projects. Generally plodding around.
    4. Move bag to floor, unpack laptop, check backup jobs (great, so the tapes spun off, did the freaking data verify once it was done?)
    5. Checking emails (time usually 9:00am). Reply, respond, get projects fired up, or start doing damage control for outside sales, or marketing, or whomever has the bug in their ass this morning/week/month.
    6. Checking isc.sans.org, slashdot, lifehacker, gmail, ddoi.
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  189. My morning routine... by j-jahnke · · Score: 1

    First thing I do when I get in is:

    Plot out my day, typically I have between 8 to 12 hours of planned meetings every day. I decide which ones I will attend, which I will have someone in my org attend and which ones will not be attended. They go into my "book."

    Then I look in my "book" at what I accomplished yesterday and moved any important unaccomplished tasks from yesterday to today. At the same time I look at my meeting list for today and add any items that need accomplishing (I will get more items as the day wears on, but these are the important things, the long term goals that don't get constant "oh god oh god oh god the world is on fire" focus and you can lose them if you are not diligent.)

    Then I start to wander around the floor to find people and ask them how things are going and getting feel for what they are up to, since I get in about a half hour before they do I catch them before they are doing anything important. I also have 2/3rds of my folks spread around the world so I tend to use instant messenger to talk to them as well, our European folks typically have a few more hours to go and our Indian ones will stay up late to catch me at 8 am.

    Then I head downstairs for a diet pepsi and then typically take my first call of the day. I spend the rest of the day meeting all the time focused on my goals to make sure I clear off as many as I can in a day.

  190. Step one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning?"

    I'd start on another chapter of: IT policies and procedures: Tools and techniques that work.

  191. What I check first thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first thing I do in the morning when I get in is to check last night's backup tape.

  192. Re:Damn! I Want to Mod You Down! by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Your reply was completely wrong and your rant was irrelevant.

    First of all, any good IT manager gets into the office before the receptionist does.

    Second, if you have to single-out the female receptionist and only the receptionist to treat politely then you're a an infantile narcissist who's overcompensating for a misogynistic streak.

    And you're a nincompoop.

    Treat everyone in the office with a bit of respect and you won't need to schmooze the receptionist whenever you want to get something accomplished.

  193. What I check first thing. by mikemalter · · Score: 1

    First thing I do in the morning is to check my previous night's backup

  194. Check my inbox while saying good morning by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    My first half hours is basically:

    In the door to my inbox, say hi to the people in that area, and the receptionist.
    Usually have a convo or 2 depending on whats happening that day in the office.
    Go down, check my email, get a glass of water, check my voicemail.

    Respond to all that stuff that occurred, call clients etc, and then start my regular day an hour later.

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  195. Except for mondays... by Observador · · Score: 1

    I usually arrived late...

    Mondays are always jinxed, when you live in a building with spotty energy problems (please don't make me laugh by questioning why our systems lacked proper electricity backup!)

    OK, to answer seriously... Meet and greet each and every person under my charge (I had a small team of eight people), I usually asked:

    1. what are you going to do today? (i.e.: are you doing what you're supposed to/established at our last meeting?)
    2. are sure how you are going to do it? (i.e.: do you need me to give you additional instructions/refer you to a website/pair you with someone else from the team?)
    3. do you have everything you need to do what tou have to do? (i.e.: if something goes south today, is it our fault? do I have to go into some other manager's office carrying a knife in my mouth while taking names because we lack the tools, the hardware or the training? how will I explain any failures to the CEO?

    All this should take 30 minutes, tops, for any similarly sized team. but it'll save you endless grief...

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  196. IT Manager by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone seem to be answering as if the question were: First Thing a Systems Admin Does in the Morning?

    So far I haven't seen anything that resembles the level at which a Manager of IT operates. What Manager of IT gets paged to come into work to fix a systems problem?!?! Insanity.

  197. ok seriously-A dashboard is worth a thousand words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Check monitors / logs. For me this means disk space monitors, MRTG bandwidth reports, backup statuses, etc."

    Dashboards.

  198. The first thing? by JavaArtisan · · Score: 1

    Get lunch. I'm not a morning person.

  199. Mix honesty and lies by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    They want honest answers, so BS is a bad idea. But pure honesty is also bad. For instance, if you read Slashdot first thing, be honest about that, but lie about your motivation (I like reading Slashdot more than doing my job. Example: The first thing I do when arriving to work is to get coffee and read Slashdot online for 15 minutes. I find that the variety of technical news helps set me in the proper frame of mind for the rest of the day. Also, it allows me time when my staff knows that I am available for them to come in with various problems at the begining of the day without interupting my schedule.

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  200. Fire up the browser and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and check whether my favorite p0rn page has any new pics.

  201. Re:Damn! I Want to Mod You Down! by Tweekster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That was by far, the most ignorant response on slashdot I have ever seen..

    The receptionist is a key player, far more important that most managers in a building. He or she knows all, and usually they are nice people to talk to anyways because who else wants to do that type of job, and have to deal with the amount of crap.

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  202. Sleep by Citrate · · Score: 1

    I like to stay up late so that I can sleep at the office for a few hours. I've found that I can lean back and fall asleep in my chair while looking like I'm working.

  203. open the door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would open the door to enter my office :-))

    cb

  204. my boss' schedule by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

    At my place of employment, my boss' (the IT manager) schedule goes something like:

    Arrive at work two hours late
    Check the internet for 30min until the 1000 meeting
    Muck up someone's workstation and pull someone from doing something important to fix it
    Waste some money on crap and delay spending money on necessary supplies
    Make a random problem an emergency and pull someone from doing something important to fix it
    Go home shortly after lunch, maybe stay 'late' and leave about 1430

    No, I'm not bitter at all ^_^

  205. Push-Ups by rindeee · · Score: 1

    I roll out of bed and knock out 100 push-ups as fast as I can. It's a good 'wake me up' and keeps me from getting lazy/smooshy.

  206. Morning Routine..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1


    1. Slap the alarm clock off the dresser and across the room.
    2. Crack open a beer while pulling up SlashDot (it IS liquid bread, is it not?).
    3. Finish beer while finishing reading SlashDot.
    4. Pop open a 1L Diet Coke while checking email.
    5. Head to bathroom to shit, shower, and shave.
    6. Get dressed.
    7. Leave.

    One weekends, I only do #'s 1, 2, 3, and 5.

    Honestly, the article title could have been worded a bit better.....

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  207. Answer from an systemadinistrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer realy depends. Do you vant the truth or the correct answer?

    The truth:
    Im getting myself a huge coffelatte. After that I check the logs off all machine and read my mail. Then I surf on slashdot.

    The real answer: (from school)
    You should walkaround and say hi to everyone and makesure they dont have any problems. If noone seems to have any problems you go read the serverlogs and takecare of the nigthly backup.

    Whats wrong with 'real answer'
    Noone realy work in the morning they all drink thire coffe! :-)

  208. Sarbanes-Oxley by CaptainZapp · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel sorry for you publicly traded entities in that regard - the Government really SOX it to ya, lol

    Dude, I actually like SOX. It means that, as a database developer, I am not allowed to touch the production databases.

    This in turn means that I am not allowed to do production support.

    This again means that I'm not liklely to receive phone calls at 3am, which I like just fine.

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    mit taschenrechner in der hand

    kraftwerk

  209. The problem is... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The problem is, how do you know someone's answer is a lie just because it doesn't match your One True Answer(TM)?

    I know people who don't drink coffee at all for example, and, yes, they work in IT. Honestly, until I was in the late 20's, I didn't either. I'm naturally hyperexcitable, and coffee really doesn't help with that. Other people have blood pressure problems, heart problems, god knows what else that doesn't go well with caffeine.

    Just having a nerdy job doesn't mean it's predestined that you skip sleep and are a zombie in the morning. If you can't answer anything but, "Mmmmmpph? Grrrrrrumph. Mrphythuber kurbendurby! Mrffff" before you had your coffee -- and that's at least one hour after you woke up, since you had to at least eat, dress and drive to work, even if you skipped shower -- it just means you skipped entirely too much sleep lately, nothing more. It just means you're the kind who can't plan your time well even at home, so, if I'm to be mean, as far as fitness for IT goes, why should anyone trust you to estimate your projects and better?

    It may be a somewhat more common syndrome among nerds, but that's as far as I can tell just a consequence of the general attitude of "I'm right by definition, everyone else is wrong" (including the doctors who say you need 8 hours of sleep) and "I'm fundamentally different from everyone else, I'm a sort of superman". Whereas the "lowlier" people will just accept their fate and go to sleep, the nerd knows he's such a complete genius, that he's obviously right in every idea he has, including "I'll just play one more Civ 4 turn"... at 4 AM.

    Or what about people who understood it as "the first job-related thing you do in the morning?" I mean, otherwise, the honest first thing would have been "I hit the alarm clock" or "i get out of bed".

    At any rate, that's the problem I have with bullshit "let's see who's honest" questions at job interviews. More often than not they don't measure whether you lied or not, but whether you picked one of the acceptable lies.

    E.g., in your example of measuring "sincerity", someone who doesn't drink coffee would have more chances of passing your interview by telling a _lie_. "Oh, yes, I drink a coffee like everyone else in IT." You're not measuring whether someone lies or not, you're actually applying a flawed stereotype and requiring people to lie that they're the embodiment of that flawed stereotype.

    To illustrate it with another popular bullshit question, the "what's your biggest deffect?" used to be all the rage, and probably still is in a lot of places. So people starting getting rejected as liars when everyone started saying "I'm a perfectionist." It must be a lie, right?

    Well, that's good and fine, but what about people who are genuinely OCPD cases? It's actually a somewhat common personality disorder among nerds, and you just need to witness some of the flamewars or threads on Slashdot to see that some (but, of course, not all) genuinely lack shades of grey between white and black. Of course, most would fail to see anything wrong with it. They'll be convinced that they're the ones who have the right, high-enough standards, and everyone else is just an underachiever with lax standards. But many have been told "you're too much of a perfectionist" often enough to at least be aware that by the faulty standards of everyone else it's perceived as a defect.

    So what happens when someone is actually honest when they put that on the form? Right, they'll get rejected as a liar, because that's not one of the acceptable answers. In effect, paradoxically, they'd have had their chance to pass for a honest guy, if they thought up some creative lie.

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    1. Re:The problem is... by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

      To illustrate it with another popular bullshit question, the "what's your biggest deffect?" used to be all the rage, and probably still is in a lot of places. So people starting getting rejected as liars when everyone started saying "I'm a perfectionist." It must be a lie, right? Ironically I always answer that question with 'I'm pathalogically honest. Meaning that I am honest even when I'm not supposed to be.' Which has cost me at least one potential job offer that I know of. But at least it's honest...
    2. Re:The problem is... by Zen · · Score: 1

      Okay, gotta admit my eyes glazed over and I only got through the first couple parts of your post. But, I am one of the fabled non coffee drinking IT engineers. Never liked warm drinks, and I just don't like the taste of coffee (so the cold ones are out, too). I drink probably less than 10 cups a year, and almost all of those are heavily flavored with Irish Creme of either the inebriating or the non kind. I drink plenty of Coke Zero, but I refuse to move up to ballz and other caffeine powered stuff. I popped caffeine pills as a teenager until I was up to around 1800mg/day. Way more than any heavy coffee drinker I've ever met. Now I know better and my intake is pretty limited.

  210. Off Answers by Tom · · Score: 1

    Lots of answers are off, so to speak. The dude was looking at IT manager positions, and sure lots of answers here are from admin guys. Sure you check the logs first thing, look for any emergencies - that's what you get paid for.

    Most manager types I know indeed check their email first. That's where anything important for them that didn't reach them on the mobile went.

    Few do what a good manager should do: Say hi to the team first thing after coming in.

    And that, I think, is what the question was aimed at. Like many questions during interviews, it's a trap. What they are really asking is where you see your primarily responsibility. Any variation of "saying hi to the team" means you consider yourself the leader of your people first. Any variation of "email, slashdot, websites" means you see yourself as a manager of stuff. Variations of "getting coffee" probably say you care about yourself and your own well-being first.

    None of that is good or bad in itself. But they might have a preference for the job that's at stake.

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  211. A List of "Jobs" by tubs · · Score: 1

    I have a tick list of about 15 jobs - hecking servers, checking databases etc. Most of these checks are also automated, so I could probably forgo my list but it means I have a structured routine first thing.

    Also means if I am not in I know the technicians have also checked this list.

    I then have a coffee and comment on slashdot :-). It's now 08:33.

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  212. Why waste power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I like to save power. I hate walking by windows afterhours and seeing a zillion retarded screensavers wasting resources. What idiocy.

    1. Re:Why waste power? by jeffasselin · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is stupid, indeed. That's what deep sleep or hibernating modes are for. Such modes use either a trickle of power or none at all, and allow waking up in a very short time.

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  213. Bandwidth management!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First thing I do is turn off the thousands of BitTorreent clients I have installed in our offices all over the world. You can never have enough porn.

  214. First thing I do by themadplasterer · · Score: 1

    is remind everyone that I'm a know it all douchebag...again!

  215. I don't drink coffee... by rjshields · · Score: 0, Troll

    I drink tea you insensitive clod!!!!1one

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    1. Re:I don't drink coffee... by rjshields · · Score: 4, Funny

      Moderated "troll" and "redundant" because I drink tea? Unbelievable.

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    2. Re:I don't drink coffee... by NickDangr · · Score: 1
      Hey there's nothing wrong with tea. You have my sincere apologies for alienating you and any of the other first thing in the morning beverage drinkers.

      I've never been called a troll before... neanderthal or gorilla... but never a troll. First time for everything :)

      Regards

      Ben/ND

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    3. Re:I don't drink coffee... by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you've lost me there. I posted a comment saying "I drink tea, you insensitive clod" and got modded troll. Is this something to do with tea being an alias for marijuana in the US?

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    4. Re:I don't drink coffee... by NickDangr · · Score: 1

      Probably a mis-connected response then. I was replying to this, which was listed as a response to my original post. No worries : ----------- Moderated "troll" and "redundant" because I drink tea? Unbelievable. -- In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.

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  216. UK IT Manager's morning routine by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 1
    • Grab cup of coffee (Skinny Latte) on the way in.
    • Dock laptop & power up.
    • Check comms room for major alarms (power /air-con / telco)
    • Grab the team coffee cups from the kitchen and also put lunch into the cooler.
    • Back to desk, login.
    • Switch phone to office-mode.
    • Startup mail/systems applications/phone CTI
    • Checkin with regional systems operation team.
    • Clear team mailbox and dump call stats for open calls from last week.
    • Drink Coffee.
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  217. First thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhm... wake up?

  218. I am an IT Manager and here is what I do: by Trazom1978 · · Score: 1

    I'm an IT Manager in a company in Belgium and here's what I do when I arrive at work: 1) I check email (I use to have done it from home already) 2) If he's there and not busy, I have a chat with the General Manager about current projects 3) I check websites for news, hardware news, and slashdot

  219. First things I do by t03h3ad · · Score: 1

    scratch balls, walk to toilet, empty bladder...

  220. Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by curusetae · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I do psychological job interviewing for client companies here in an European nanny state, but I'd like to believe we look for similar things in job applicants.

    We ask questions just like this regularly and actually "coffee" would very likely be the single best way to start your answer.

    If you are in an interviewing situation, it is already known that you are competent from a technical viewpoint so we don't need to hear about any cool monitoring software you'd like to install. Personality type and efficiency in work are the traits the interviewers are after, more so for manager level positions. An honest and (to some point) witty beginning for a question like this is a good way to start. Don't say you will read ./ or any other news, because that would imply you will waste time at work doing something you really should be doing at home. That would be too honest. A cup of coffee is a simple pleasure and doesn't interfere with your job.

    Personally I would give full points to an answer like:
    Coffee - Check for any pressing emergencies - Socialize a little with coworkers for any work related things you need to know

    An honest, thought-out and self-confident answers are the way to go. Questions are designed to throw you out of balance and see if you have these traits even in a surprising situation. A bit of humour one or two times in an interview is also good, it shows you are in control of the social situation. It is not so much *what* you say but *how* you say it.

    If the interviewer is a random executive and it is clear he/she doesn't do interviews very often, it is good to be a little less honest and to show your technical expertise every now and then.

    1. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by cornjones · · Score: 1

      Mod this up, this is the most insightful post on the thread yet.

    2. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by afidel · · Score: 1

      Don't say you will read ./ or any other news, because that would imply you will waste time at work doing something you really should be doing at home

      WTF? How is reading tech related news something I should be doing at home?!? I pick up plenty of job related stories from slashdot and the other tech news sites I read to fully justify expending company time doing it. My company pays me to work while I am at work, and occasionally to take an on call page, they don't pay me to do company research at home.

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    3. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by ashmon · · Score: 1

      I used to be one who thought that reading /. or any of the other blogs/technews sites/new software reviews was something I should do at home and that I was wasting company time if I did it at work.

      That all changed when we hired a temp to do some web work for us (we were a small company- 15-20 employees depending on the season) and he pointed out some great software that would save us a ton of time. I can't remember exactly what the software was, but I'll never forget that the temp said he found it on one of the tech news sites he regularly read. It's true that sometimes I go off on a ./ tangent story, but the other things I've learned here make up for that.

      Digg OTOH, is an entirely different story. a 99:1 tangent to real story ratio is just way to high IMHO.

    4. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by AiToyonsNostril · · Score: 1

      True, but there is still a stigma attached to social internet sites, regardless of content, as time-wasting venues. One interviewer might think it's brilliant, the other might conclude that can't draw the line and read livejournal and fanfic as well. When it comes to interviews, I'd rather be safe than sorry.

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    5. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by demi · · Score: 1

      If you are in an interviewing situation, it is already known that you are competent from a technical viewpoint so we don't need to hear about any cool monitoring software you'd like to install.

      This is hardly universal. There's no way a job candidate can demonstrate to me their technical competence without a thorough technical interview. The only exception would be someone whom I already had worked with before. Resumes are worthless for this; certifications even more so, though at least they offer some entertainment value.

      Don't say you will read ./ or any other news, because that would imply you will waste time at work doing something you really should be doing at home.

      Personally I would give full points to an answer like: Coffee - Check for any pressing emergencies - Socialize a little with coworkers for any work related things you need to know.

      Such questions are primarily about seeing how you answer questions, not primarily about your morning routine. I want to hear your immediate answer to the question, not some mealy-mouthed creation of what you think I want to hear (the answer you gave, unlike the truth, requires a few seconds of thought. Do you really think I expect you to require a few moments to compose your answer to "What do you do every morning of your life? Please). Do you answer questions that are put to you or do you try to manipulate people with your answers? Politic bullshitting like the answer you described (not too honest) will drop you from consideration. If you do it too much, I'll end the interview and send you home for wasting my time--yes, I have done this.

      And what happens the day you do get the job, and you are now starting every day under the eye of your boss? You're going to swear off slashdot and your blogs? No, instead you'll be exposed as a liar. Great advice, there.

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    6. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by curusetae · · Score: 1

      This is hardly universal. There's no way a job candidate can demonstrate to me their technical competence without a thorough technical interview. Resumes are worthless for this; certifications even more so, though at least they offer some entertainment value. Specific technical questions can be a different matter, if they are viewed as necessary. If someone is about to be chosen for a job we (after asking a permission) phone through their previous employers for their opinion. Making false statements in your resume is also a fraud, grounds for immediate dismissal and suing for lost time and money. :)

      I have to admit though that most of the interviews I take part are not for jobs in the IT.

      I want to hear your immediate answer to the question, not some mealy-mouthed creation of what you think I want to hear (the answer you gave, unlike the truth, requires a few seconds of thought. Do you really think I expect you to require a few moments to compose your answer to "What do you do every morning of your life? Please). An immediate answer to an unexpected question would be either memorized or the first thing the subject can think. A really honest answer would need one or two seconds to come up with. Besides, we are not expecting you to simply sit there quietly and think about your answer - we want to see you act like you would in a speculative future situation with your future client or coworker.

      (making a quick judgement) "Well, coffee." *smile/grin/little laughter* "Yes, definitely coffee... after I have my nice, steamy cup in my hands I would ..." *serious face, professional tone*

      You get the idea. 4-6 seconds to form your answer and you can even be honest.

      Politic bullshitting like the answer you described (not too honest) will drop you from consideration. We interview lawyers, too. ;) And sales people.

      And what happens the day you do get the job, and you are now starting every day under the eye of your boss? You're going to swear off slashdot and your blogs? No, instead you'll be exposed as a liar. If you have routinely been behaving badly in your previous job, you don't need to continue those habits in a new one. I doubt "what do you do first in the morning" is a kind of question where the boss is going to write your answer down and track you for your first months about breaking the pattern. Or care about the slashdot surfing if you're doing excellent job otherwise. That's the final goal in the end.
    7. Re:Psychological job interviewer viewpoint by demi · · Score: 1

      Making false statements in your resume is also a fraud, grounds for immediate dismissal and suing for lost time and money.

      Well, I'd prefer to find out before I hire them. In any case, the problem is not false statements, it's meaningless statements. "Languages known: Java" is a meaningless statement, not false. Even "IBM Corporation (5 years): Java programmer" is meaningless.

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  221. Caffinee by MiggyMan · · Score: 1

    Coffee, slashdot, check my email's (cron logs, emails from nagios).... then take a dump :)

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  222. As a "manager" by Atticka · · Score: 0

    I don't know, as a "manager" this first thing I would do (provided there are no immediate emergencies) is check on my staff to see who has called in sick and see if anyone under me needs assistance.

    As a manager your priority should be to make sure your team is running smoothly and has all the resources they need to have a productive day.

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  223. sleep by DrD8m · · Score: 1

    Unplug the phone and begin to sleep.

  224. Re:If you make it to the desk, its a good morning by bobsledbob · · Score: 1

    Tea? I believed you until this statement.

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  225. Re:Damn! I Want to Mod You Down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear, hear! Do not let such douchebaggery go uncalled-out.

  226. FIRST thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a shit. Always.

  227. So you lost ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... your job and you don't want to fuck up again? :-)

  228. Morning ? by dangil · · Score: 1

    Morning? what is this "morning" you speak of ? I really don't know what you are talking about since I get up at 2:00PM every day...

  229. Stretch, Yawn, and ... by xednieht · · Score: 0

    Scratch your balls...

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  230. First thing by Heembo · · Score: 1

    I wake up to the sound of my gal grinding coffee beans. I roll out of bed, jump in the shower, and by the time I hit my desk with only a towel in (I live in Hawaii), my coffee is sitting on my desk waiting for me (thanks honey). I fire up IM to let my team know I'm around, and then check email focusing on responding to client email right away (they pay the bills). If any fires are underway, I will either have past IM logs beep me as trillian finishes firing up my many identities, or my team starts chirping at me about what is going on. I then fire up putty, dbVisualizer, FireFox and IE and start logging onto systems (like our bugtraq and internal project dashboard) and get status where appropriate. If I have a early meeting, I fire up my webcam and put on a nice shirt, shave and at least look good from the waist up (still with towel on sometimes). I lead a software engineering team remotely. Life is good.

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  231. Back when I was an IT manager by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Coffee, then informal chat with each person who reports to me directly about what's up. In that order (important).

    Job of a manager is to lead; you can't lead unless you (a) know what's on the mind of the people you are leading and (b) remind them the direction everybody's supposed to be heading in. I always say that a manager has two functions: setting direction and removing obstacles. You should spend less than 5% of your time setting direction and more than 95% of your time removing obstacles. Simple reason will show that that's how you ensure your department is spending the most time being productive.

    So, you spend most of your time as a manager doing various kinds of communication. Informal communication is the best, because the most information is offered and retained; formal communications are for when you absolutely must have something on the agenda. You need both, but formal communication (meetings, memos/emails) should be infrequent and informal communication (shooting the shit) should be frequent.

    I'm a solitary consultant these days, but I really miss working on a team.

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    1. Re:Back when I was an IT manager by mardukvmbc · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was going to say... that's what I do. By the time I get into work, I've caught up on the urgent email collected over the night before on by blackberry so I know if there's a panic going on. The first thing I do is grab a cup of coffee and visit each of my staff at their cube for five minutes.
      But I would add that the first thing I ask them isn't about work, it's "how was your night/weekend," "how's the family", etc. Especially if they have something important going on in their personal life, I ask about that. Knowing their birthdays is a good idea too.
      Then I dive into the work questions.

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    2. Re:Back when I was an IT manager by demi · · Score: 1

      Wow, I really can't stand bosses like you, I'm glad I don't have one that feels the need to pry into my private life or tell me what to do every day.

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  232. Not an IT manager... by jimken · · Score: 1

    ...nor have I played one on TV, but first thing in the morning I check slashdot for Princess Bride-related news items. Then coffee. Jim.

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  234. Messages and Calendar by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    Scan email list for anything marked urgent, look to see if my voicemail button is flashing (people only call if it is a REAL emergency) and finally check my calendar to see when first meeting is of the day. Then coffee, read through non-urgent emails.

  235. Reboot the coffee machine by koutkeu · · Score: 1

    The first thing i do is verify if the coffee machine is working fine, if not i reboot it.

  236. Read mail, read Slashdot and drink my morning Jolt by frambris · · Score: 1

    I have some RSS feeds which I scan wherein Slashdot is one of them. Dilbert and XKCD is some others. Check if there's some urgent mail I need to read (if it's urgent enough my boss prints it out and hands it to me while explaining it's contents, therefor removing the need for the mail and the printout). All while having my morning drink. Usually Jolt.

  237. Re:Office Space? by webinatrix · · Score: 1

    Every job that I've had in the past ten years has been like Office Space. First thing I do in the morning: Read my email while checking for/downloading frequent updates to mission critical software. It's all about the multitasking. (Yes, she knows it's a multipass.)

  238. A technical answer. by shic · · Score: 1

    If I knew in advance exactly what I would be doing when I started work each morning, I'd automate it.

    It is a nifty trick question, IMHO.

    1. Re:A technical answer. by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the tshirt: Be nice to me or I will replace you with a very small bash script.

  239. First thing? by garwain · · Score: 1

    well, after I pull into the parking lot, my morning routine consists mostly of: 1) get coffee 2) unlock sever room, and check status of all machines 3) set up laptop on desk, and power up 3) have a smoke 4) get another coffee 5) check email 6) begin whatever tasks are ligned up for the day

  240. First Thing IT Managers Do In the Morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the RSS Feeds from SANS ISC, Sophos, Network Associates, and Symantec to keep up with the latest cyberthreats. Then I read Slashdot ^_^

  241. First Thing by weberress · · Score: 1

    1) www.slashdot.org
    2) www.digg.com
    3) www.uol.com.br
    4) check my money in Internet Banking :-)

  242. The Honest Answer... by Sho+KIlla · · Score: 0

    I definitely would've told the truth about checking Slashdot. I make no attempt to hide listening to podcasts from Buzz Out Loud, checking my rss reader for new stuff on /., arstechnica, or any of the many other websites that have nothing to do with anything immediate to my job. The point is it shows an interest in the field that you work in; to make a conscious effort to stay up-to-date on as many points of information as possible and shows the boss (prospective boss) initiative.

  243. For me... by neowolf · · Score: 1

    Make coffee while reading Slashdot and other tech news. When Outlook (yik) eventually starts- I check email for any issues that may have come up overnight or over the weekend.

    Working in the industry- I believe it is important to stay on top of tech news, especially when it comes to security issues.

  244. ahh, leadership by gosand · · Score: 1
    Coffee, then informal chat with each person who reports to me directly about what's up. In that order (important).


    So this is why managers always get in the office late, to make sure that all their direct reports are already in. Now that's leadership!

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:ahh, leadership by hey! · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      You catch 'em as they come in for the day.

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  245. Herd cats by MECC · · Score: 1

    Try to figure out how to herd cats, I would think...

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  246. This is funny by Darundal · · Score: 1

    Nobody here has yet thought to say "Wake up."

    1. Re:This is funny by Nick+Number · · Score: 1

      Nobody here has yet thought to say "Wake up."
      Yes, not a single person has said that.
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  247. First actual thing by DoohickeyJones · · Score: 1

    Aside from getting tea, is...well, read Slashdot and catch up on my web comics.

    While doing that, I'll verify nothing went splat over night\over the weekend. Check the automated reports, make sure they went out, etc.

    I get in at 6 ack emma...nobody else is around, aside from some poor Production line schmucks. No one to greet, no one to kick off the system if I need to do something.

    Somewhere around 7, I'll start doing actual work. The first hour is just a good chance to get organized and caught up.

  248. In the morning? by Glennethh · · Score: 0

    Wow...you guys go into work in the morning?
    Im rather impressed.
    My morning begins with a wake up call 2am~9am of some jr IT dude that says.
    "OMG THE FILE SYSTEMS DOWN", and ofc my reply is that, "THEN FIX IT (Click)"
    After which, there are usually a few choice words that I yell, and i go make myself coffee.

  249. ... or a ply even. by Dion · · Score: 1

    (n/t)

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  250. Nope, familiar responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people who park breakfast at work leave the place so minging that I'm certain that they don't take a dump at home because it would scare the kids!

    Foul...

  251. Morning routine by Snowtide · · Score: 1

    Walk in door.
    Get caffeine from fridge.
    Check in with my IT and non IT coworkers. (I work in a small shop, about 30 people)
    Start dealing with immediate problems if there are any.
    Start music in my office.
    E-mail, voice mails.
    Check automated tools and processes.
    ( I supervise other people but I am usually the first in the office. Am I a manager?)
    Open /.
    Look at to do list, reorganize and start knocking items off.

  252. Here's the answer that doesn't lose the job by bflynn · · Score: 1

    The "good" answer comes from Peter Drucker. This might not land you the job, but it will at least neutralize the question. "I ask myself what I need to do today to best contribute to the organization." Drucker's point was that executive (and managers) rarely apply themselves effectively.

    The answer sounds like you're kissing someone's butt, right? You are. So if that's what the good answer sounds like, why would you use this question? (Hint, its a horrible question.) There are very few positive answers to this question, but plenty of ways to shoot yourself in the foot...say by being honest. 90% of people will admit to coffee and email. The other 10% lie about it. This question is weeding out honest people, which is generally a bad thing to do in an interview.

    My opinion - your mileage may vary

    Brian

  253. Check everything's up, mail, tech sites, perf by TrogL · · Score: 1

    As I walk in the door, I can see the network monitoring station off in the distance. I can see if there's any red lights and if so, go over and investigate. If not, I've got my own monitoring console so I look for any red lights there. Then I open my email and look for my diagnostic emails that would go off if anything's gone messy. Then I check my "situation normal" mail to make sure everything's there. Finally I see if the users are complaining about anything. Then slashdot, user friendly, roughly drafted, digg, DU for the news. Then orca and some other diagnostics to check system performance.

  254. Login by gbalaji · · Score: 0

    Login -> Check Mail -> Coffee -> Gossip -> Lunch!!!!

  255. My old IT manager... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    ...would pull me outside, roll one up, spark it, pass it to me, and ask "Which cable drop do you think those idiot forklift drivers are gonna snag and break today?" Seriously, that was like 99% of all of our network failures - idiot forklift drivers trying to watch the scattered ass walking around instead of paying attention like they should be. I think maybe one time it was due to actual hardware failure, every other time it was cable replacement due to forklift damage.

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  256. Good grief! by ElvisGump · · Score: 1

    These comments make so glad I'm self-employeed and not some cubicle Dibert...

    "Office Space" was a MOVIE for chrissakes people, not the model for a lifestyle!

    When are you gonna rise up, brandish those red Swinglines and get medieval on middle-management?

  257. Here's my list, by Kaffien · · Score: 1

    wakeup, coffee, email, slashdot, washroom, food if I remember. go to work. coffee (free coffee is better than no coffee) email, make sure backups are corrupted (errrr are not?) go on with day.

  258. Honest Answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, I'm the IT Manager for a Real Estate Development company, but here goes:

    6:30 - Arrive at Office Building, enter my Office (leaving door open at this point), skim Slashdot/etc while drinking Coffee/Red Bull/Something else and munching on something.

    7:00 - Door still open, I start on my second cup of coffee or can of Red Bull and fire up Email client and start hitting DEL repeatedly, occasionally skipping past something.

    7:15 - Door still open, Start listening to my voice mail and hitting delete on pretty much every one, unless it's from the owner of the company, but he'd never call my office line anyways, so I generally just delete them all, if they need to get ahold of me, they have my cell phone number if it's an emergency, if they don't have it, they don't need to get ahold of me. At the same time I'm going through the emails that I didn't delete and occasionally responding with 1 or 2 cryptic lines, just enough to get the person confused enough to not email me again unless it's an emergency.

    7:45 - Leave my office and walk down the hallway, checking in with the people who actually get to work on time and seeing if there are any problems that I need to address - if told they sent me an email, I notify them that I never received it and make them send it to me again (I think everyone is on to me when it comes to this).

    8:00 - Enter my office and close the door. Turn on speaker phone and dial the hold music line so that if anyone knocks on my door I can just point at the phone and give them a stern look so they'll go away. Check emails again to see the emails from subordinates that I had previously deleted. Respond to them if needed. Browse the web for awhile.

    9:00 - Leave my office and walk down the hall again, seeing who came in late, stop by break room and grab a bottle of water from the fridge.

    9:15 - Leave office and let receptionist know that I'll be out on the "Job Sites" all day (AKA: Home).

    9:15-9:30 - While heading home, call in to surbordinates at Job Sites and check their status.

    9:30 - Go back to bed and finish sleeping off hangover from night before.

  259. For me by Teunis · · Score: 1

    By the time I've gotten to work I've already checked the logs and my email (first thing, while making breakfast) - which is my first warning of emergencies / attention-requiring details.

    Therefore the first thing I do is say hi to folks. I check in with the receptionist (front line), the sales department (main users of the stuff I write these days) and the tech department (folks most likely to be able to fix their own problems).

    By the time I reach my desk I already have a good idea on how the day is going to go.

    Being sociable has never hurt my work - and I end up enjoying the company of those I work with more.
    Also - it has meant I've occasionally been able to deal with problems before they caused "side effects".

    It has also meant some expansion of work but that seems to be a good investment for growth within the company.

  260. IAASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.Change tapes. Our ITM says no coffee or chat until this is done!
    2.Read bbc, slashdot, check email
    3.Consider replying to /. thread. think better of it
    4.Get coffee and colon busting omelette loaded with fauxbeurre
    5.Meditate and PROFIT$$$$

  261. Well-put. by A.+Lynch · · Score: 1

    I've worked in many different environments, both as a staff member and as an outside consultant.

    After the "real" IT staff, who do I go chat with about a given system's issues? The secretaries, receptionists, administrative assistants, or the "lowly" office staff.

    Why?

    Their vision isn't clouded by anything other than what is preventing them from getting their job done. They give some of the most honest and forthright answers you're likely to find... Whereas the IT staff likes to play with toys, the execs want to make sure their existing investments are protected, the other managers want to make sure their decisions were right, etc...

    They just know that whatever is going in is preventing them from doing there job in a very specific and tangible way.

  262. first thing I do is...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smoke crack and worship satan

  263. Small office IT manager does this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Walk in the door, crack my Diet Dew at 9am, check the local servers and test our connections. Then I go over the firewall appliance logs and check admin messages from the system. After that I make a round in the office to see if anyone has any problems, then it's back to the grind doing my webmaster duties on our manual site *blech*. Once the initial priority web updates are done I check our backups for continuity and address any failures. Then I cruise the day with the IT winds addressing what ever when ever.

    No significant down time in over 5 years (one hardware failure on one server for 4 hours, big blackout on power here in NYC, manhole fire in mid-town that knocked out our primary and backup T1s for two days, and one software failure from a SP2 upgrade to Win2K3/Exchange2000 server that had to be rolled back that took a couple of hours) on the infrastructure side, typical hardware failures and software bugaboos in a smallish office (few failed cheapo Dell HDs, one reload from crippled registry in WinXP, couple of Adobe product reloads which seems to be the norm).

  264. Oedipus' syndrome revisited by Serpentegena · · Score: 1

    I'd like to interject (although everyone seems already gone), because I believe there's nothing wrong with "contact points", it is in no way derogatory or assholish to one's staff. I think it refers specifically to teh feeling of "being in on it".
    It's true that the minute one becomes a manager they step into a different world. They are one of "them" now, one step closer to the company core and therefore one more reason not to trust/side with them. I read somewhere about a structure in mentality similar to Oedipus' complex, where non-mgmt. staff sees the company entity as the "mother" they are trying to accede to (by moving up in the ranks) whereas their direct superior taken on the role of the "father" that is blocking access to the "mother", do you see where I'm going with this? No matter how good one's working relationship with their boss is, there will always be a gap between mgmt. and non-mgmt. The manager is usually the one expected to bridge that gap.

    I don't have a link, but will forward .pdf of the Oedipus article to interested readers.

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    1. Re:Oedipus' syndrome revisited by fm6 · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about Freudian psychology is that you can explain anything with it. The stupid thing about Freudian psychology is that you can explain anything with it.

  265. Take a deep breath by deets · · Score: 1

    I am a some-what type of IT manager and the first thing I do in the morning is take a deep breath and get ready to get frustrated.

  266. FYI: Your aliencow setup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    seems to be borked.

    Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Access denied for user 'moblog'@'skybar.dreamhost.com' (using password: YES) in /home/.honeylamb/gepeto/aliencow.com/include/confi g.inc.php on line 6 Error connecting to mySQL server
  267. Make Coffee for the right people by mjh2901 · · Score: 1

    This used to be my ritual when I worked for a company that had me managing a large number of construction sights. Tuesday morning was the big construction manager meeting at 7:30 they roll in at 7:00. I always got in at 6:30 booted up the computer then I headed to the coffee area and started brewing the 6 carafes of coffee everyone would chug down in the morning. From that spot I would talk to every site manager, and local user in this section of the company. By 7:15 they all thought I was a great guy making the coffee and I new every single problem or need in the company and would have a list of what to do for the rest of the week. Then it was off to email voice mail and checking the other projects.

  268. Short Commute by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it sure is.

    For those of you who don't like long commutes and take the time to throw a pity party every time you encounter someone who doesn't have one, may I recommend a few career alternatives:

    http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/work.html
    http://walmartstores.com/GlobalWMStoresWeb/navigat e.do?catg=638
    http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/AboutSubway/Emplo yment/Local/index.aspx

    See something for everyone.

    Feel free to mod -1 "snarky"

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  269. Make breakfast for Microsoft sales rep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put pants on one leg at a time. Take off pants put underwear on inside. Put pants on one leg at a time.

    Stand in the mirror, take a slew of anti-depressants and say "It's show time!"

    Call CIO and leave voicemail saying what a great idea moving to Vista is going to be. While watching Microsoft sales rep get dressed.

    Undress Microsoft sales rep and negotiate Vista licensing one more time.

    Slap Microsoft sales rep on behind, wink and say "See YOU next version baby."

    Send email to team that you will be in Vega for the week for a Microsoft Best Practices Seminar.

    Get brain sucked out my Starship Trooper queen bug.

    Disconnect from the collective regen pods with goal of assimilating Accounting.

    Comb right pointing hair. Comb left pointing hair.

    Sift through 500 mbs of proxy logs taking notes...

  270. In the early days of the 20th century by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If you subscribe to the GTD model, the things that worked "In the early days of the 20th century" don't work today because our requirements are different. The "tomorrow list" is seen as demoralizing and redundant.

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    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    1. Re:In the early days of the 20th century by ivan256 · · Score: 1
      Except that the requirements today aren't different. At all.

      Not only that, but the GTD model does recommend a "Tomorrow List". It just calls it something else.

      From the Wikipedia page about "GTD":

      Collect
       
      Capture everything that you need to track or remember or act on in what Allen calls a 'bucket': either a physical inbox, email inbox, tape recorder, notebook, PDA, or any combination of these. Get everything out of your head and into your collection device, ready for processing. All buckets should be processed to empty at least once per week.
       
      Unlike other Time Management authors, David Allen doesn't suggest any preferred collection method, leaving it to the choice of the practitioner. The one thing he does insist is the importance of emptying the "buckets" regularly. Consequently, any storage space that is inspected regularly is acceptable to GTD.
      Hmm. a 'bucket' of tasks that you empty regularly. Curiously similar to a "Tomorrow list".

      Like most "new" time management techniques, it's the same-shit, different-day. It all comes down to remembering what you need to do, and not procrastinating when you don't want to do it.
  271. Here you go: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Read slashdot may not have been a bad answer...You could be more vague and say "read tech sites." Any good IT manager does this, In the days of your, it was 'Read tech magazines'.

    IT managers need to be abrest of at least the basics of what is going in in the tech world.

    Another:
    Look at my list of goals for the week, then make my daily list. Bonus point if they have a franklin...extra bonus points if you bother to look up the Franklin terminology. FYI, the Franklin PLanner system is pretty go, I suggest any manager take a look at it.

    Another,
    Skim your email for emergency emails.

    then
    Call support, or your support person, and see if there where in calls.

    Then read your email.

    Crisis managment first, even if it is just touching base.

    Remember, this is an job interview, not a job performance review.

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  272. VoIP Admin morning by VOiPro · · Score: 1

    1. Greet my manager and co-workers.
    2. Grab a drink while checking email and voicemail.
    3. Run call center reports for the previous day and track down any problems back to the mass between the keyboard and chair.
    4. Check for errors on callpilot, symposium, and the PBX.
    5. Read slashdot etc...
    6. Then sit around waiting for something to go wrong.

    Not always in that order.

  273. Re:If you make it to the desk, its a good morning by kEnder242 · · Score: 1

    Goldmine still exists?

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  274. eat breakfast at work by drac0n1z · · Score: 1

    Eating breakfast at work has the benefit that you arrive 15 minutes before everyone else, you plan your day, address significant problems while eating. People see that you arrive early and not that you are actually just enjoying breakfast. Same applies for the end of the day, plan the next day, take 15 minutes, that way people see you work longer than 80% of everyone else but the 20% which remain see you leave, as you manage to finish all your work in one day.

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  275. Reality Sets In by OldManGamer · · Score: 1

    I first look at the company dashboard, then the IT dashboard then, finally, my schedule. Since it is usually about 6:15 AM, I next answer e-mails. They call this managing.

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  276. Re:Damn! I Want to Mod You Down! by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 1

    > The receptionist is a key player, far more important that most
    > managers in a building. He or she knows all, and usually they are nice
    > people to talk to anyways because who else wants to do that type of
    > job, and have to deal with the amount of crap.

    So you'd kiss up to the receptionist for the sole purpose of getting favors from that person and you have no moral problem with that?

    No qualms about manipulating that person solely for your material benefit?

    No reason strikes your fancy that would promote being nice to anyone else in the office?

  277. Re:Damn! I Want to Mod You Down! by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    There is only so many hours in the day, you have to pick and choose who you can spend the time with, and it might as well be extra beneficial to.

    It isnt the sole purpose, but it has that nice benefit.

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  278. Zombo.com by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    I visit Zombo.com and have a necessary minute of relaxation and medition

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