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  1. Will they include Clippy... on MS Vista Look and Feel To Go Cross-Platform · · Score: -1

    ..It looks like you are using a Mac, would you like to see the benefits of Vista?

  2. A cheaper test! on New Mad Cow Test on the Horizon? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Put on an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Those who find it funny are banned from donation.

  3. Fancy name... on BSD Certification Group Releases Roadmap · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ...for a death certificate ;-)

  4. You are really scaring those Librarians now... on College Libraries Without Books · · Score: 0

    The strange thing is though that at the complaints board for a university library usually has: * Turn the bloody cellphones off ! * People keep talking all the time * Noise from the cafe area is really bad

  5. For the American market... on House-Sitting Robot Hits Store Shelves in Japan · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..they will be adding a small shotgun :-)

  6. Re:PDA? on PDA Security, the Next Big Hurdle for IT? · · Score: -1

    Are you talking about Public masturbation??

  7. Re:Slashdot on New Online MD5 Hash Database · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please stop posting my passwords here! Thanks.

  8. Re:OMG, thist must mean... on AMD Lures IBM Veteran to Lead Chip Design · · Score: 1

    that will then bring Dell on board too.

  9. Dear Aussies on Australia's largest telco to be split · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please also inform the New Zealand Government about this plan. Although in our case the monopolistic Telco would be better split into about one million pieces. Thanks.

  10. They already have this tech.. on Jerk-O-Meter to Meter Jerks · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..I mean I can just ring these special phone numbers and some nice lady on the end tells me "you're nice","You are big" .. there is also something she says about "jerking" ??

  11. It seems that Slashdot.. on Google News Now Providing RSS and Atom Feeds · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..has always been plugged into the RSS feed anyway ;-)

  12. Re:Northern Hemisphere on Discovery Heading Home · · Score: 1

    Yes and add: Nuclear Weapons Pollution Dodgy countries as long as Indonesia doesn't count Terrorists (apart from Bali)

  13. See no Evil, Hear no Evil,Speak no evil on Google Blacklists CNet Reporters · · Score: 1

    Is this the Google policy as opposed to "Do no evil"? Or is it: Don't speak to the evil ;-)

  14. Not even wireless on Review of Apple's "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    ..for fucks sake. Dear Apple, gets some balls. overpriced too.

  15. Memo to Steve Jobs... on AMD Releases Budget Dual-Core Athlon 64 X2 · · Score: 1

    Look at our lovely dual cores. Yours Sincerely AMD

  16. Here is what to do.. on Classed as Spam by Large-Scale Free Email Servers? · · Score: 1

    ..sacrifice a goat to the Dark Lord of Remond. Offer a virgin to the Yahoo people. In no time your mail will be flowing once more and as a bonus, nice men from Nigeria will send you fantastic offers! Enjoy.

  17. Shall the rest of the world.. on U.S. Moves to Kill Leap Seconds · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...go back to the Imperial system of measures too? Nah, bless you Americans with your lovely paper size known as Letter (and every wierd piece of software that insists on using it).

  18. Where is my local FBI office? on FBI Arrests Eight On Copyright Charges · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh that's right, I don't live in America. I wonder if these other countries will actually extradite people to the US? I doubt theyt would in New Zealand as copyright infringement isn't a serious enough crime and imagine the outrage if you got 30 years jail in the US, when convicted killers often get away with 10 years here.

  19. Hi my name is Michael Dell.. on AMD Hits Milestone in Server Market · · Score: 1

    ...where can I buy 64 bit processors?

  20. Microsft now know that.. on FreeBSD Ported to XBox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..the original Xbox is dead. They better release the next one quickly!

  21. Re:That would make one *terrible* turntable on Old Floppy Drive Becomes New Turntable · · Score: 1

    Why not buy a CD/DVD player? this retro turntable lark is overrated..

  22. Re:apple need to bump up the entry level spec on New Apples Next Week · · Score: 1

    I think Apple are finally sticking 512 MB in now. People have complained about it a lot. I also hate the way you get the mac mini apart..

  23. I still wanna see... on Exploding Water Balloons In Zero G · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..what happens when potato chips are released in Zero G. Then I'll be able to make up my mind as to whether the Simpsons is real or pure fiction.

  24. Re:Bugger! on Linux Desktops in New Zealand Schools · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ah I remember the days of creating trojan login screens on BBC Micros. I'd guess that most schools in New Zealand don't even have anyone with any IT knowledge (apart from the odd teacher who is a Microsoft "Expert").

  25. I myself call it... on Nigerian Scammers Brought to Justice · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...third world debt relief. Let us hope that the scammers actually are from Nigeria and spend their money in their local economies.