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  1. Re:You hire resonable admins on Pornographic Spam And The Workplace · · Score: 1
    I monitor traffic as well as payload. The system I use is all open source and cost me nothing.

    Time is also money. Open Source is great, but doesn't address employee morale. Of course, neither does commercial software.

    IMHO, active employee monitoring on-par with allowing drinks at your desk.

  2. Credit Card Processing on Stealth Inflation · · Score: 1
    How about a $20 "Y2K Fee" to 100,000 merchants?

  3. Re:You hire resonable admins on Pornographic Spam And The Workplace · · Score: 1
    If you don't KNOW what's going on on your network you're a fool. There's no such thing as a responsible employee.

    Except your confusing the type of traffic with the content of traffic. (Web browising vs Porn Browsing)

    Paranoia is fine if you have an unlimited budget, and your employees don't merely avoid your expensive monitoring equipment anyways. (Laptops, wireless connections, etc)

    You can't point fingers and call names unless you know the situation. If it costs more to monitor employees from stealing pens and making personal copies on the copier than it costs you in pens and toner, it's not worth the cost in dollars and employee morale.

  4. Re:You hire resonable admins on Pornographic Spam And The Workplace · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We monitor ALL traffic entering and exiting our network.

    Next time, hire responsible employees, and you won't have to waste your time and money monitoring them.

  5. Gallery? on Simple Document Imaging for Unix? · · Score: 1
    Why not use photo gallery software?

  6. Re:Is this a good thing? on Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? · · Score: 1
    Your right, that the Friends are probably overpaid. But they exploit the nature of network telivision. They pool the largest possible audience. They are constantly looking for that giant 'hit' that greater than 50% of the viewing audience will watch.

    Well, no. The Friends are paid inline with the revenue they generate - and that's what I'm getting at.

    Since when does decreasing revenue mean that you can continue to have the same expenses? Reduce your expenses, and you can continue to survive with decreased revenue.

    Therefore, decreased ad revenue isn't the death of ad-based TV, but the death of spiraling expenses in the ad-based TV world.

  7. Re:Airports are a special kind of hell. on Public BSOD Sightings? · · Score: 1
    If you had the opportunity to do the whole thing over from scratch, of course, you'd use Linux boxes at all the displays (reliability, remote configurability by easy scripting, license costs of Windows adds up fast)

    I'd chalk it up to a lack of knowledge. IMHO, OS/2 was available, and should have been used in those situations. Like ATM's.

  8. Re:Is this a good thing? on Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? · · Score: 1
    So what happens now? Will less TV be made?

    I'll answer your question with a question:
    How much will each "Friend" make per episode?

  9. Re:This isn't new. on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 1
    The Band Director got an angry letter from an elterly Jewish woman who nearly had a heart attack when she saw "Gestapo" and the "Gasmaster" standing next to each other. He was going to make them change the names, but since this was sort of a one-time freak occurence in another state, he dropped it.

    Ahh like when the band Slaughter came to town, the Hotel hosting them didn't want to put their names on the sign with the other conferences they hosted that weekend:

    Wisconsin Pig Convention
    and
    Slaughter

  10. Re:Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1
    Do you honestly think that encouraging /. readers to procreate is a good thing?

    What's weirder?

    Me (A handsome, manly, muscular, sexually satisfying geek) playing games with my kids, or walking into Chuck E Cheese all by myself to play video games?

  11. Re:Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1
    You're not really married, then, are you?

    Yep.

    • 10 years in June.
    • 4 kids as of last july.
    • sterile as of last june
    The trick is to knock-up your High School sweetheart.

    Oh! That's two 'conventions' squashed in one post. I didn't go to college, there's three!

    Oh, my first was born before we got married, there's four!

    Oh, and as a geek: I didn't get my ass kicked in school, there's Five! :P

  12. Re:Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1
    Unless the kids came bundled with the spouse, it seems like you might wish to review the credentials of the medical practitioner who performed that vasectomy.

    No, they're completely seperate points - for those of you who may have sex irregularly, yet still have your own kids. ;)

  13. Re:Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1
    Must put disclaimer - does not hurt after about 3 days.

    How about YMMV, I cut the grass the next day (walk-behind mower).

    Oh, and no drugs. Must have been all those electrical shocks I've gotten over the years. ;)

  14. Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why?
    • You have regular sex (vasectomy is suggested in these cases - no, it doesn't hurt you wussies)
    • your wife will make sure all of your 'junk' (yes, we all know it is) is in the basement or the attic - where it's definitely out of sight.
    • You get kids (yes, they are fun)
    • You get a housekeeper (ok, help with houskeeping)
    • You get a friend for life
    Of course, some of the key points are based on finding the right man/woman - which I guess means cleaning your place up. :P

  15. Re:How much press will it get - what? on Gore Vidal Savages Electronic Voting · · Score: 1
    Given that much of the media is similarly controlled?

    How is this insightful?

    Hmm If i were a voting machine company, wouldn't I donate to WHOEVER was in office to get them to use MY machine in the next election?

    It's the Slashdot conspiracy effect! All theory, no logic!

  16. Re:Little Off Topic on Lunar Polar Ice Not Present · · Score: 1
    That's one theory. Another theory states that the moon is a leftover chunk of a 10th planet that used to exist between Mars and Jupiter. That planet was destroyed in some major event, and its remains became the asteroid belt as well as several moons.

    And you thought Alderaan was just in the movies.
    We're living Episode XXIV

  17. Re:When will this end? on Google Expanding To IRC? · · Score: 1
    bash.org dude! Bash.org!!

    Oh thanks man! Exactly what I need

    More addiction to IRC.

    At least I own a house now.. My wife used to get pissed at me in our apartment when I'd be up at 2am giggling..

  18. Re:When will this end? on Google Expanding To IRC? · · Score: 0

    2007 - Did you forget what you said in your high school cafeteria in 1998? Don't worry, Google now has it indexed.

    And you can point to IRC funnies:
    (Nobody has seen Zygote in a while..)

    <Havok> You mean you didn't know about Zygote?
    <Stephen> Know what?
    <MoreDruid> Ha! He doesn't know?
    <Stephen> What? What is it?
    <Havok> Not that it's a big deal, I thought everyone knew.
    <MoreDruid> He's gay.
    ** Zygote joins #descent
    <Stephen> Zygote never told me.
    <Zygote> told you what?
    <Stephen> uhhhh

    Everyone laughs and laughs..

  19. Re:I don;t know about 9 on The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S. · · Score: 1
    The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...

    I thought trickle-down was meant for BUSINESSES and employees, not individuals and consumables. A business CAN use $700Million to grow it's business. I would agree that an individual would not be able to spread it around as efficiently.
    I don't think the premise is flawed because you're looking at an anomoly.

  20. Re:What if.... on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 1
    the aliens that find voyager only have CD players? How will they play the record that strapped to the craft?

    Obviously you've never seen Lilo and Stitch. Everyone knows alien biology can play analog music.

  21. Re:Good articles on Dispelling the IPv4 Address Shortage Myth · · Score: 1
    You can hack it with dual NAT but it's almost always a maintenance nightmare to get it working right.

    I must disagree. I've been doing dual NAT's for years for banks.. My box of choice? DOS-based IProute.

    We're not talking rocket science, I'm sure Cisco can out do a DOS app.

  22. Re:Give whatever you feel they deserve. on Christmas Bonuses? · · Score: 1
    What a double-standard. If a wife buys her husband a set of power tools as a gift, you know you won't hear him complaining. =P

    YEah, but men generally like PRACTICAL things. Women generally like shiny things (not toasters people!).

    Men get: TV's, DVD's, tools (arcade games!)
    Women get: rings, necklaces, facials (shoes!)

    Yes, Happily married for 10 years. TYVM.

  23. Double Obligitory quote on More on Talking Shopping Carts · · Score: 1

    "'Rue the day'? Who talks like that?"

    ----------------

    Stomp stomp.

    Whirrr.

    "Pleased to be of service."

    "Shut up."

    "Thank you."

    Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.

    Whirrr.

    "Thank you for making a simple door very happy."

    "Hope your diodes rot."

    "Thank you. Have a nice day."

    Stomp stomp stomp stomp.

    Whirrr.

    "It is my pleasure to open for you ..."

    "Zark off."

    "... and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."

    "I said zark off."

    "Thank you for listening to this message."

    Stomp stomp stomp stomp.

    "Wop."

  24. Re:Win2k on Distributed Data Storage on a LAN? · · Score: 1
    I believe that DFS allows you to do just this.

    :s/DFS/DASD

  25. Re:Novell's next choice - Mandrake! on Novell & SUSE In Link Up? · · Score: 1
    You know, Ximian's main product used to be a darn good GNOME desktop...

    I've never really understood the desktop thing. It's a place to put icons for programs ;)

    IMHO, the Novell/Ximian deal brings a Linux version of Zenworks into the fold - and a good desktop team (whether or not they work on the Gnome desktop is not a big deal to me).