Google Expanding To IRC?
AnimeFreak writes "In this The Register article, Google apparently has been involved in a little bit of activity in various IRC channels. According to Google, as asked by IRC Junkie: they're researching ways to improve their service and the activity is only temporary. Could this mean an ability to search for information that is contained on IRC? Services, such as Netsplit.de and Search IRC exist, and both allow the ability to get information from various IRC networks. Is Google trying to replicate what both these sites have done?"
"Search for w4r3z complete. Results 1-10 of eleventy billion:"
--saint
and believe it or not it's called xgoogle.com
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They already have the usenet archives, why not irc? seems like a logical progression to me...
The "information" on IRC is 99% crap. I'm concerned that, by integrating IRC searching in Google, the signal to noise ratio of Google will go way down. If however, Google keeps it as a separate service like Usenet I suspect that it will go away due to lack of interest.
Who really wants to search IRC, except the Justice Department?
2005 - Google indexes all the things ever said on soap operas and talk radio.
2007 - Did you forget what you said in your high school cafeteria in 1998? Don't worry, Google now has it indexed.
2010 - Lost your car keys? Don't worry, Google knows. Just do a search and you will find them.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Well, how do you build up a reliable irc database. I mean there are many servers and bots and so on in the irc, and most of them deal with warez and therefore are only up temporary. So if google really wants to build a irc search engine they have to find a way to get rid of the dead links, and also from links that point to illegal copy's (you can be sued for pointing to warez, can't you (see the deCss case)).
I personally would be glad, for the irc is a little bit, well, unstructured, and a search engine would definitely do good, but the problems building a database and interface based thereon seem enomous to me.
".Sig Stealer" was here
Well, yes and no. xGoogle is designed largely around finding shared files on IRC IIRC (always wanted to do that). As far as I know, it depends not upon channel content, but on server/channel names and perhaps M'sOTD.
-theGreater Pedant.
Who really wants to search IRC, except the Justice Department?
What you meant to say was the Just Us Department.
"The "information" on IRC is 99% crap"
/mode -o ChanXBot" ?
Come on now, don't you really need a search engine to find out about statements like "
Googling minds want to know!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Well, recalling from where I get "news" (read: 90% useless but funny content via links), the IRC (IRCnet, which is popular in Germany) is a incredible fast distribution way for links.
Assuming that google is interested in finding new sites as soon as possible, they should crawl the irc channels.
This does not mean that they are going to index it.
It seems Tony Collen had the original scoop on this story. It is more informative than the Register link.
If you scroll down his original web log on this topic you will see Google's first official acknowledgment of their IRC activity.
Remember... ZG9uJ3QgZm9yZ2V0IHRvIGRyaW5rIHlvdXIgb3ZhbHRpbmU=
...a/s/l?
Ita erat quando hic adveni.
that spam will extend itself to irc?
Thousands if not millions of bogus irc channels with specific keywords inserted in the topic only to attract hits on the main google search page?
Hack your mind out of its sandbox.
There's also search facilities for IRC channels at packetnews.com and ircspy.com.
XGoogle.ORG -> Error: Cannot Connect to Data Base
Too many connections
Slashdotted already? We slashdotters are more dangerous than a beowulf cluster of... something.
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How IRC users would react to a bot from microsoft.com is an exercise left to the reader.
If the IRC is anything like was it was when I last brushed thru, not many will even notice - or attemt to engage the 'bots in "virtual intimate acts".
Off course, there would always be someone - likely a Mac or Linux user - who will notice and scream up about how MicroSoft is 'spying' on the IRC-network, which in turn would lead to several more or less wellinformed blogs writting about it, which in turn will lead to a /. headline close to "Micro$oft trying to take over IRC, will shut out 3rd part clients"...
Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
The IRC admins, at least for most of the better channels, will simply set up a config to kick/ban the google bot. Many channels don't allow non-human connections unless set up by the channel admins. Unlike the annoying spammers who uses legit and stolen access points, google will likely come from a single legit source making the process of denying access easier.
Google shouldn't be trying to find more content, they should be working on filtering out the mass of garbage sites that already exist.
Before Google, before WWW, there was...
Archie - the first search engine
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...are they INSANE?
Oh, great - now everyone gets to see how many times I've k-lined stupid *.MY "h@x0r" wanna-be's for flooding my IRC Network's Admin channel with "N3TF0RC3 0WNZ J00" or remove their "Undetected" clone technology that acutally says "Netforce Undetected Clone Technology" in the userinfo.
Wait - that might be usefull to show the other *.MY users that we didn't k-line their Class-C address space because we don't like them - just the abusers.
What is this world coming to?
ScottKin
I don't give a rat's behind about "karma" here or anywhere else. Don't like what I have to say here? Deal with it!
With the importance of Google in our every day lives steadily increasing, I don't dare to think of what might happen if Google et all stops being our good friend at some distant point. Centralized repositories are just not the way to go, we need a distributed, user-base owned, search engine. Maybe in the next Matrix moovie...
like archiving email, usenet, and web traffic before it - this is simply a reminder that nothing you type through an open network is -private-. this is a lesson most of us should have learned a long time ago.
but this isn't an invasion of privacy. there's no expectation of privacy when you log onto a public chat board. just as there's no expectation of privacy should you decide to walk naked through a park.
the best you can hope for online is pseudonymity.
but that's out the window with the combined power of google. which is quickly becoming the internet's inadvertant Big Brother.
the primary difference being, google works -for- the people just as much as it works -against- the people.
// "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
Bill Gates: Speak.
Neo: The search engine Google has grown beyond your control. You cannot stop him -- but I can.
Bill Gates: And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
--- several scenes later ---
Google: Mr. Anderson! Welcome back, we missed you.
* Google pauses and looks around at the multitude of web sites and irc channels he has cached
Google: Like what I've done with the place?
Neo: It ends tonight.
Google: I know it does, I've had some researched figure out the answer for me. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy chatting on irc while we fight. I've seen the logs and irc'ers already know that I'm the one that beats you, so they're just gonna download from some leet xdcc bots.
GoogleBot69: guess what, i have one dick and 100 balls.
GoogleBot70: me too!!
getSexySig();
Now we've new category of stuffs to search for other than p0rns. :)
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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...a/s/l?
I hated that when it started polluting IRC in about '96 or '97, and I still hate it.
IRC was great before they let all the teenyboppers on. Before the Internet "explosion", the worst thing on IRC was smartarses riding netsplits to take over a channel. Now I don't know why anyone would bother, most channels are crap. The inane jabbering and "lol, me too!!!!!" crap just makes me want to cry.
Thank God for FreeNode I guess.
Now now, you havent been able to ride netsplits for oh...7 years? That would put it in '96
.edu, and fast, and we had no problem having 500+ bots on at any given time.
What I hate now are all the xdcc, floodnets, ddos nets as a result (primarily) of windows based exploitations. One xdcc chan we used to run was based entirely on win boxes with blank admin passes. All
I AM posting anonymously
The news implies that google is going to start indexing irc logs from channels everywhere. But I don't think this is what they're going for. I think they'll include something that allows you to search for irc channels. So if I am looking for a channel where I can ask a question about something, google will point me towards the right server and channel that I can get into.
Also, they could be using IRC to facilitate google answers. Heck, if I was one of the google answer people you can sure bet I would use the IRC.
I see google indexing IRC channels as a good thing. It will help to clean out all those child porn channels from other countries. You'll be able to type child porn into google and get a list of channels full of sickos to lock up.
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I attended a talk by a couple of google guys at my school (one of the speakers, Krishna Bharat, creator of google news, is an alumnus). Apparently they have a lot of expansion plans. They're planning to set up a new research center (at Bangalore) with around 300 to 500 people. So I'd say this isn't surprising in the light of the long term plans they have.
I attended a talk by a couple of google guys at my school (one of the speakers, Krishna Bharat, creator of google news, is an alumnus). Apparently they have a lot of expansion plans. They're planning to set up a new research center (at Bangalore) with around 300 to 500 people. So I'd say this isn't surprising in the light of the long term plans they have.
*Goes into new google IRC search mechanism and searches for term "Warez"*
Result: "Warez" is a very common word and was not included in your search
Mad Hatter
The idea of searchable IRC logs kindof scares me. An investigative team need only go to Google to search for discussions by someone with the nickname "l33t".
Of course, IRC logs are already out there, often made available by the denizens in charge of the channel in question. But they're not hooked up to a common database.
The speed of information dissemination is great for research and development, but that applies to both you, and people who want to learn about you.
I've mentioned several times on IRC that I have a brain disorder (Asperger's syndrome, specifically), but I may have been operating under the assumption that the information wasn't important enough to be spread around to twenty or thirty Googleable sites. To be honest, I don't care who knows, which is why I'm saying it here.
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IRC is often used for community support for a product, much like Usenet. Debian used to have a really good IRC support channel, but it's since become hostile to new users.
IRC is often a great place to ask obscure questions, where if you ask on Usenet, you're often a lone voice in the world.
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Our friend Brian already thought of that...
Anyone that expects that someone won't collect and archive anything they do in a public forum is dreaming, but usually IRC log publishers get accused of breaking netiquette. Should we all add Lamie copyright notices to anything we do on the Internet? (Yes, yes, copyright inherent, stupid, I know. Tell Lamie that.)
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
The only info Google would have at that point would be A/S/L and breast size.
A powerful...female...cluster?! ...
Still way too young, though.
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Check out bash.org it pretty much sums up IRC archives
For example, I would like to search and browse the chatter on the SUSE acquisition and KDE vs Ximian situation on #gnome @ irc.gimp.org.
If Google could allow me to do that, that would be fantastic.
As an aside, does anyone know of IRC logs for #gnome?
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This is the only IRC index that matters.
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- Doug McKenzie
Becouse of this
I think they may be using bots to monitor chats for the sole purpose of extracting URLs being spoken about. A way this could be great would be if they simply elevated search rankings of URLs people routinely talked about online.. a way to demote the link farms
The problem is, IRC spam bots were around long before link farms trying to foil PageRank, and in the long run all that would happen would be the effect of link farms magnified even more.
Yeah, I've only been a casual user since all the crap started (7 years ago! it doesn't seem that long). I occasionally visit channels that I know some old friends still frequent, and I've recently discovered FreeNode. But IRC just isn't fun anymore. All the mIRC exploits (why not just use EPIC or ircii?) and the inane crap that passes for chatting just make me sick.
I remember the sheer excitement of chatting to people overseas when I first started using IRC. Now, most people use it to chat to friends who live in the same town.
Another annoyance is the private messages you constantly get from strangers (with inane "a/s/l?" questions) when you're sitting in a popular channel. Sometimes I just like to sit and chill, and watch the text scroll by. Fending off stupid questions from teenyboppers isn't my idea of fun. And if you don't respond they keep sending them.
Things might be better since MSN/AOL Messenger became popular, but I just mourn for the days when IRC was full of geeks from all over the world having (reasonably) intelligent conversation. Now there are thousands of channels, but none that are really worth frequenting (unless you're into the whole "file-sharing" scene).
there doesn't have to be direct collusion. if google releases this tool - then carnivore can tap it like any other source, and your DCC encrypted chat is only private for a matter of time.
and in the case of the NSA, i'd bet against time being sufficient.
I wonder what thats about... If they'd want to start logging & indexing IRC channel discussions, they'd either need some kind of deal with IRC server operators to get traffic from them, or just have their own googlebot on every IRC channel. The second option is quite hard: Most servers have a limitation on how many channels you can be on, for example at most of IRCnet its 11 channels I believe. And theres 46600 channels currently on IRCnet. They'd need 4237 connections open to get in all of those, the IRCops might not like that and would propably G-Line google.com to block access. Not to mention that many IRC channels would propably ban the bot too...
I find it hard to believe Google really wants to index IRC. The occasional open-source developer discussion aside, it's a wasteland. My guess is that they're experimanting with indexing and archiving text chat in general with an eye toward indexing things like internal corporate chat for their intranet appliances and things like "celebrity" Q+A sessions for the public.
IRC gets them a good data feed for experimenting since it's not burdened by corporate Terms of Service, has an open protocol, and has a good range of content to work with: A/S/L sessions, serious discussions, bots, and everything in between.
Everybody who has involved to IRC channels knows that on active channels you get bombarded with tons of "useful" and useful links by your fellow chatters all the time and I know, based on experience with our own website, that when you see an unexplainable increase on your site very quickly from users that don't have HTTP_REFERER, its normally due a "runaway link", people suddenly posting link to their IRC channels, IM buddies, emailing them, etc.
No one, except IRC spammers of course, post "spam links" to channels and by looking at the popularity of links appearing on channels, you can determine quite well popularity of the page.
So, to get the quickest idea of "what's hot _RIGHT NOW_", go to IRC channels and start following the links. Usually even the fastest news services follow this trend slower, at least 4-10 hours behind of the phenomenom when it started.
You ungrateful prats!
2095:
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"There is now."
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The odd thing is that people are reporting the robot joining channels, doing /whois on users and more.
What value could the /whois info from random users have?
The only thing one can safely say about this whole situation is: Google is doing some testing on IRC.
Personally, this is how I look at it:
Google ranks websites according to many criteria. Ranging from keyword density, keywords, text placement on the page, to incoming links and what the text within the links say. What use could IRC have? It is possible that active topics that are being discussed in real time could be used to help boost rankings towards subjects that are currently hot topics, similar to how google currently temporarily boosts the scoring of newly indexed pages to the google index. This is of course, pure speculation.
As others no doubt have already thought -- actual postings of private user information would be useless, as ChatScan had several million in funding couldn't pull it off with the IRC community two years ago. However, using that information to derive popular subjects might.
OTOH, google can likely gleam similar information from the millions of searches users enter into their search engine each day.
SearchIRC - Now with live chat directory!
Put it in quotes and it works for me.
The problem is that Google is so freaking overflooded with junk, fake porn/warez sites linking to eBay, and other assorted shit that even the best-framed search leaves you digging for a gold watch in an outhouse.
Maybe they use IRC to find what out what garbage is, then de-page-rank any page that has the same garbage on it as the irc channels.
Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
This can prove to be very useful. If I have some problems doing something, or get an error in Linux I can search the linux-channels for a quick answer.
A lot of people get support from IRC, and now it's possible to "do a google" on a channel before asking. People use IRC because of the instant feedback, and the ability to do real-time troubleshooting. Because of this a lot of questions that get answers on IRC, never gets published on the www/forums -- so different people ask the same question over and over again.
Google has always been an innovator. Keep up the good work google!
Once google indexes IRC networks, the software pirates and porno pirates will be shut down.
Argh!
More curious is the fact that there are users pretending to be from microsoft.com.
I know that there was one, pretended to be pc5215.redmond.corp.microsoft.com... He couldn't make up his mind whether he was a Windows apologist, a Mac admirer, a BSD zealot or a Linux flamer...
In a way, it [having a certain nickname, or DNS address] is flamebaiting without even saying anything.
Clearly, a place where open proxies are allowed to connect to IRC servers...
Or a Windows dominated userland, all infected and controlled by various groups...
Or just some annoying people who seem to have too little knowledge about real hackers, past and present. [It's sad really, many of the talented ones here are raised to be the next Bill Gates, the proprietor of the next generation of poorly implemented closed source software]
finally I have a source for the newest and most horrible mind-destroying image weapons ever created.
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i wonder.
theres usersignon and offs incl. hostnames if not bounced and some xdcc stuff they are not searching in i suppose. topics bla. the real info is in logs but often never released to any "public" eye.
cheers
From the information I've seen, Google is capturing URLs in channels, not the actual conversations.
Try again. This time, actually look at the results. 3 of the first 10 do not contain the phrase.
If it "works for you" perhaps you are one of those who is satisfied when you go to Subway and ask for the chicken sub but get a ham sub 3 out of 10 times.
"The problem is that Google is so freaking overflooded with junk, fake porn/warez sites linking to eBay, and other assorted shit that even the best-framed search leaves you digging for a gold watch in an outhouse."
Yet, Altavista and others have no problem with 100% relevance in answers.
to add chat rooms. It makes sense. AOL, MSN, Yahoo all have them.
Reading through most of the comments, everyone thinks that Google is indexing IRC. It doesn't make sense. The amount of useful info is so small and short lived that it doesn't make sense. Bots, lurkers, filetraders. I admit that there are links to harvest. I think that if they can parse free text, they could start indexing topics, but then they run the same risk as indexed blogs. An impassioned minority (or majority) could sway any attempt at indexing. Script kiddies without drivers' licenses would stay home, trying to see what they could do to Google w/ a series of bots in an IRC channel.
It just doesn't seem like Google to want to get into that kind of mess.
I think they want to compete with MSN/AOL/YAHOO chat rooms. Start from scratch and build a better mousetrap.
Why not just re-use IRC? IRC has a lot of great features, but also a lot of lurkers, warez bots, spammers, AOL'ers, pedophiles. They can wreak a lot of havoc. I think google is concerned about these things, and is sniffing around, trying to figure out how best to avoid that?
**** For those of you complaining about the slow erosion of anonymity, why? What do you need anonymity for? If you say free speech, think about that the next time you look at political candidates.
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we need a government funded, not ran, media outlet.
Or
we need the FCC to start giving money to the media outlets to run the News.
It used to be that the FCC gave buckets of money to stations so they would have a news agency. traditionally a money losing situation for the stations. however once that money got pulled, stations needed to make money, so now we see all the fluff meaningless crap. meanwhile stories about political situation, and Iraq get buried cause the don't make money.
Before peopel start ranting about government control and censorship, plenty of damn news came out of Vietnam. If you want a conspiracy, it would be the pulling of moany that caused a lot of big corporate and government scandles to only briefly see the light of day. Unless it involved a penis.
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This would be an approach strikingly similar to that in the Advogato trust metric.
This seems useful to me. Back when I did more programming, if I had a perl question or what not, I'd first go to IRC and ask around, and one time out of four, I'd get a decent response. I think it would be nice to search through stuff like that.
Already Google is used for searching archived tech support in the form of forums; web forums however are not the end all be all for that kind of stuff.
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being user@wholesaleniggers.com was pretty good bait!
Normally, unauthorized bots are identified and kicked specifically because they're spammers - that is, the bots are designed to advertise a message to the rest of the channel.
The general goal of any channel is self-preservation (among other things), which is invariably hampered by spambots, who annoy the regular attenders.
AI bots that talk can be just as annoying, which is why channel ops like to control them - to ensure that they follow the purpose of the channel.
Where do listening bots fit into this? They would not hamper channel preservation (unless they channel was doing something illegal), and would not annoy people with questions. I doubt most channel operators would mind. And it's not like a single bot costs a lot of bandwidth, even if it's in every channel on a network.
Nobody seems to mind when I jump into a channel, do nothing, and let my logger listen away.
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IRC is obsolete and completely insecure. There is no justification whatsoever for still using IRC in 2003. It is like using telnet instead of ssh - stupid. Check out SILC to see what IRC wishes it could be!
I haven't bothered to read all the comments yet, but the first page was all about how -bad- IRC is.
Well duh. Join many channels, and you get spammed with porno-page links. Leave the channel and you get a few more. What if Google are joining channels just to see who spams them, then ranking DOWN pages advertised that way. There's no easy way for google to detect artificial link farms, referer spamming or whatever, but it's a fair guess that many the pages being promoted this way will also be spammed on IRC. Google's results will improve a lot if they downgrade or remove such pages.
They might also count channel-topic links equivalent to ordinary web-page links. I seriously doubt they'd bother looking at channel text, although I guess they could look out for links they don't already have to seed the crawlers.
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I think the turning point for me was when the teenybopper saturation reached the point where they'd come onto development channels that they had a minor interest in just to hang out, or because they knew one of the people there. So I'd be trying to discuss code, at the same time some kids were sitting around gabbing about the mall, as if one needed an additional avenue to discuss such esosteric subjects. Most annoyingly was that inevitably one would have a female sounding nic, which means that they were never, ever, booted off.
I have reviewed several logs of IRC chat rooms, and have not yet seen a good log format. Reading something like:
klax: So what'd you eat for dinner
bryan: Does anyone know how to recompile a kernel?
ray: I had french fries and a beer
Provides little to no format. Google currently cache's PDF files in their cache; and should your search term return a pdf file, all your keywords are highlighted. I would imagine that google would use this same approach for their log format system, yet even this does not provide a friendly browsable view. I don't have any recomendation for a proper format, as I have not seen any good formated logs.
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Maybe it's all a part of fixing the irrelevant links in google. Anyone been on IRC lately can testify on irrelevant messages sent to all users about spam/virus websites. It would be easy to:
1. Get the message
2. Filter the junk/identify the URL
3. Remove URL from Google index as irrelevant
4. Build a cleaner Google.
Of course this can mean that people take advanage of the system and remove links they want from Google, unless of course they have a way of identifying fraud.
//mode $chan +s
~ Aero
Go to http://SearchIRC.com
Search for a channel by keyword in the name or topic, just like you'd search for a website on Google.
SearchIRC gathers data constantly on many networks, hourly for the small nets. (But don't think its a matter of joining every network and running /list - its far, far more complicated than that.) They have a freshness rating for every channel, they tell you if its new or established, and they have recently added reviews so you can see what others think about the channel too.
You can most definitely join the channel right from the website. Click on the name of the channel and a java client will launch and bring you right into the chat. If you have an irc:// compliant client like mIRC on your computer, that you prefer to use, just click on the "irc://" to join.
By cataloging all known IRC channels and letting users search through them in much the same familiar manner as Google finds websites, then giving users one click access to those channels, SearchIRC effectively eliminates barriers that separate IRC nets.
That means, access to 700,000+ chatrooms can be found on one website, and even the most inexperienced user can join with one click.
IRC has always shown very strong, steady growth. Since the closure of MSN, the userbase of IRC has gone from 900,000 concurrant connections to 1,200,000 - 1,400,000 connections - that is users on IRC, right now. This number varies little 24/7. Even considering bots, its fair to say that approximately 24 million people per day use IRC worldwide.
IRC is not a "small" part of the internet... but the rules on IRC are not the same as the web.... as so many have found out. A fair number of very well funded websites have made assumptions about IRC, and found themselves thrown on the dot.com funeral pyre for their arrogance.
As a long time IRC junkie, and a big fan of SearchIRC, I am watching this with interest.
They could improve their search engine by taking what they learn from IRC and removing anything similar from their web database.
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I gave up using IRC.
When other people asked questions that needed
an answer longer than a few sentences, one used
to point them TO www.google.com
I know for a fact, no one wants to type out a paper to answer a question that deserves a howto.
I also agree with an above poster who said something like, "google should concentrate on eliminating crap from its databases."
Once of the things I've always enjoyed about irc, is you have to have at least some intelligence to be there. (in most cases, or at least know someone with intelligence to walk you through it)
Although this has been dropping significantly in recent years, (java based web chat's) it still has been at least a few drops of chlorine in the online gene pool.
Anyone who has been on AOL's chat, and on IRC can verify.
Gee I can't wait.. 10 billion script kiddies flooding the undernet. (what joy! typing !seen wazzabi, and get flooded off with 'I don't know who wazzabi is')
IRC Hint number 1> if you don't know what it is, don't use it, go back to your AOL chat room.
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oh... so that's what you do all day.
well that explains a lot actually