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  1. Re:single finger solute on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: 1

    Flick off is the universal gesture for sudo.

  2. Re:smash on Workers Will Smash Their PCs To Get an Upgrade · · Score: 1

    So that's why that sentence didn't parse... I kept thinking about what that "shiny new one" was and where did they "replace" it for her.

  3. Re:Tinfoil hat? on Eulogy For Groklaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it."

    -- Robert Anton Wilson

  4. Re:It's illegal... on TJX Hacker Claims US Authorized His Crimes · · Score: 2

    If we make it a matter of a soldier (cyber or otherwise) going "Well if you want to take that risk, sir" rather than "Fuck you, sir" - it makes it that much easier for the government to be corrupt.

    Keep in mind that those people who casually order you to commit crimes, may also casually order other people to commit crimes against you. I would certainly take this into account when dealing out sentences.

  5. Re:It's illegal... on TJX Hacker Claims US Authorized His Crimes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems like government agents breaking laws like these (theft and fraud) should be subject to harsher penalties to the people who ordered them.

  6. Re:Dedication on ALS Sufferer Used Legs To Contribute Last Patch · · Score: 1

    No, it shows how people can be productive programmers with only one limb functioning. Meanwhile, we're reading Slashdot...

  7. Re:Agreed on Could You Pass Harvard's Entrance Exam From 1869? · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that for a long time, Latin (and to some extent, Greek) was the language of information and international communication. If you didn't speak it, you were a nobody.

    Kind of like English to a programmer. Imagine where Linux would be if Linus had commented the first tarball in Finnish.

  8. Re:It'll never work on Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras · · Score: 1

    I propose a ban on the words "science" and "scientist". It's so vague that the only time you can use it is when you want to obscure their qualifications.

    Besides, if a "non-scientist" had done the same, would it be less newsworthy?

  9. Re:RETARDED on Ask Slashdot: What Country Has the Best Email Privacy Laws? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    legally private, as opposed to "secure"

    I'm not sure this term has any meaning when applied to information that is instantly, cheaply and undetectably duplicated, especially if this duplication is the whole fucking point. How many servers did that mail pass through while it got to the recipient?

    What we really need is to define encryption as a basic human right.

  10. Re:Ballistic missile program on What If America Had Beaten the Soviets Into Space? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If your enemy has zero, and you have any number greater than zero, you have a significant advantage

    Unless you believe the enemy has way more than you. Then it doesn't matter how much they really have.

  11. Re:Join the club, comrade on KGB Wants Control of Email and VOIP · · Score: 1

    They're rich.

  12. Re:"so no connections cross over each other" on Kyoto Prize Laureate Unsnarls Electronic Networks · · Score: 1

    An elementary result of graph theory is that some graphs are not planar,

    Don't bring math into a discussion about math. This is Slashdot.

  13. Re:Join the club, comrade on KGB Wants Control of Email and VOIP · · Score: 2

    Go ahead, say you've never broken the law and gotten away with it. Make yourself a liar.

    That's more likely ignorance than an outright lie. Given enough laws, everyone is a criminal.

  14. Re:I really like Woz but.. on The Dying DVR Box and Woz Wisdom · · Score: 1

    Alright, here's an idea:

    1. Find those rare teachers who can teach in a manner interesting enough to hold everyone's attention
    2. Record their lessons
    3. Play those everywhere else.

    Alternatively, sit the kids down in front of a computer with *only* Wikipedia, and tell them to write a report on any topic they want.

    We're living in the age of supercomputers and Internet for god's sake, waaaaay beyond what science fiction writers thought possible even 30 years ago. Why not learn how to use it?

  15. Re:Obama acomplishments on Obama Administration Wants Your Old Email · · Score: 1

    Since everyone in this thread distinguishes between Remocrats and Depublicans, calling doublethink on that particular factoid alone seems kind of pointless to me.

  16. Re:just.. wow on Nokia Confirms Symbian Is No Longer Open Source · · Score: 1

    Flamewar time!

    BSD is concerned about the end users: "I want Microsoft to ship my TCP stack with their OS. At least it'll have one part that works." Of course, the people involved often forget that so they end up both feeling smug about being "more free" than GPL and whining about getting ripped off.

    GPL is concerned about the software development process: "I scratch your back, you scratch mine." Of course, the people involved often forget that so they end up both feeling smug about being "more free" than BSD and whining about how nobody else uses their code, and how the forest should be GPL because they saw a squirrel looking at their screen once.

  17. Re:Bingo! on Better Open Source Communities Through Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, it does have pretty charts.

  18. Re:Bugzilla alternatives on Better Open Source Communities Through Data · · Score: 1

    I recommend fdisk.

  19. Re:Credit card fees on Visa To Offer Person-To-Person Payments · · Score: 1

    A competitive market should result in enough profits going to owners of capital that keeping their capital in that market makes sense.

    Staying in business is not guaranteed in a free market. A truly competitive market would result in minimal profit margins for all companies involved.

  20. Re:Purpose and intents on IsoHunt To Court: Google Is the Bigger Problem · · Score: 1

    Back in high school, the cops did a drug sting on campus.

    Thankfully, copyright infringement is not a criminal category yet.

    They busted the drug dealers AND the people that told them how to find the drug dealers.

    By that reasoning, we could lock up most politicians. They've been telling me there's child porn on the internet for years.

    being part of the problem means you are part of the problem.

    Are you sure?

  21. Re:Added bonus: on NASA Wants To Zap Space Junk With Lasers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Satellites are irregularly-shaped and have flat reflective surfaces.

    How is this not +5 Insightful already? Does anyone really think we can split or stop metal parts by shining light on them? It was a slightly less retarded idea when all they wanted to do was burn a tiny little hole into aircraft and nukes, but this is ridiculous.

    Since when does NASA take their knowledge of physics from Star Trek?

  22. Re:Purpose and intents on IsoHunt To Court: Google Is the Bigger Problem · · Score: 1

    Ten and fifteen years ago, everyone went around saying they had ADD and ADHD. Now they go around saying they have Aspergers. You don't have aspergers, you fucking drama queens.

    I nominate "being a man" as the next hip disorder to have.

  23. Re:Sounds like my next workstation on ARM Chips Designed For 480-Core Servers · · Score: 1, Funny

    Right now my system doesn't even have 480 live processes on it, let alone ones contending for execution time.

    You're obviously not running Gentoo.

  24. Re:Self regulation = no regulation on UK ISPs To Make Voluntary Net-Neutrality Commitment · · Score: 1

    1. Promise Net Neutrality.
    2. Convince government to do nothing, citing promise.
    3. Wait until the issue dies down, both in the media and in legislation.
    4. Back down from promise.
    5. PROFIT!!!

  25. Re:Not only graphics on How the PC Is Making Consoles Look Out of Date · · Score: 1

    Only flaw is turning is slow.

    In WoW, the term keyboard turner is the highest insult.