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  1. Re:I miss Windows 98 on Looking Back on Five Years of Windows XP · · Score: 1

    Blakey, it's me CrazyJim2. I had to go and create a new account, I think CrazyJim1's true a.i. got out of hand and attacked me with sick martial arts trainers. Luckily I defended myself using a rare copy of gobots online and use the skills I learned playing tekken-like fps mmorpgs to defend myself, but not before I lost access to my old account. It's great to see CrazyJim back at it. Hopefully he can save the world from Korean net cafe strategies with his wicked game design skills.

  2. Re:The Girls... on The World of Competitive Gaming · · Score: 1

    CrazyJim1 is crazy. One time I was at the CMU A.I. lab, trying to have my A.I. imprint on me like a duck, and CrazyJim walks in and steals my ideas for a really successful MMORPG called Roaming Dragon. He's been my enemy ever since. I used to be top-rated in Warcraft, but then CrazyJim used those devilis "Korean net-cafe strategies" against me. I'm not the street on net-cafe strategies, so he beat me. Oh well, I'm now inventing sterling electric motors. It'll probably make me billions of dollars and then I can steal all of CrazyJim's awesome ideas. If properly marketed I could make millions.

  3. Re:You want something different on Questioning the Manifesto · · Score: 1

    Hey, that's not bad. I read about this awesome game idea, uh...Gobots Online I think. It could possibly make billions of dollars, but the designer for it is so lazy and unemployed that it'll probably never get made. But if he could release just a GUI for it, then 1 person might think, "Hey, I'll pay $30,000 to play with that GUI, and then maybe the developer might add a cool game later. I have the attention span to keep checking back on a crappy game to see if it'll ever be good. Oh, and True A.I. and all that shit!"

  4. Re:I rocked at Starcraft/Warcraft 3 on America's Gaming Elite · · Score: 1

    For the love of God, how many times must we hear how great you are at that stupid game, Jim? I swear, half your posts are about how you were some kind of freaking prodigy at Warcraft. The other half of your posts are about how you wish you could find a job. Here's an idea (maybe you can guess where I'm going with this): Spend more time looking for work and less time boasting about your bloody Warcraft expertise.

  5. Re:I'll work for $12/hr or 25k/yr on Small Town USA Competing With India · · Score: 1

    I can imagine True AI. Can you code that? It should imprint on me like a duck and it should have Human Farm In It.

  6. Re:Next gen isn't that big of deal anymore on Zelda: Twilight Princess Delayed · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you're saying, is that as more things become possible, the possibility of possibly finding new possibilities, is possibly less? How is that possible?

  7. Re:Awesome on World's Largest Solar Array to use Stirling Engine · · Score: 1

    Wow, you spent like 0.27% of tour time thinking about solar energy. That's the kind of commitment to science that will change the world. Bravo!

  8. Re:Even better! on FedEx Cracks Down on Box Furniture, Citing DMCA · · Score: 1

    Oh, you worked at the Sony Killbot factory too? I recieved massives scars on the left side of my face when a T-32K series Mankiller escaped from its terminus housing spraying me and my co-workers with terrible amounts of acid (or robot-blood as we in the business like to call it). Ken Kutaragi tried to pin the blam on a Gundam attack that happened earlier that week, but we all know it was more a product of the company's lackadaisical approach to workplace safety.

  9. Re:AI varies from game to game on Artificial Intelligence for Computer Games · · Score: 1

    Damn. I've been working on a 2d game called "Human Farm In It." It is based on some guy's shorty story idea that I'm stealing. Basically you play as a sick martial arts trainer on a clone farm. I was really hoping to have A.I. in it, but because it's 2d I guess I can't now. Are you sure that I need a standardized 3d world toolset? I hope your mistaken.