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Microsoft Prepares Rethink On Windows 8

jones_supa writes "Microsoft has confirmed to be preparing to reverse course over elements of Windows 8. 'Key aspects' of how the software is used will be changed when Microsoft releases an updated version of the operating system this year, Tami Reller, head of marketing and finance for the Windows business, said in an interview with the Financial Times. Referring to difficulties many users have had with mastering the software, she added: 'The learning curve is definitely real.'" While this decision is generally being framed as a frantic backtrack for Microsoft, it comes as the company has recently passed 100 million Windows 8 licenses sold. Clearly they see this as more of a course adjustment than bailing water from a sinking ship. Microsoft also plans to preview the update called 'Windows Blue' in June.

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  1. The betting pool is now open... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...prediction: They'll lash in a start button but still try and force the user to go through Metro first.

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    1. Re:The betting pool is now open... by exomondo · · Score: 2

      Hopefully they'll have a 'boot to desktop' option, that would make it more like OSX's use of tablet interface in the desktop. I personally never use it as i use spotlight to launch everything, and it's more of a launcher than an application platform anyway as opposed to Metro, but it's there and it's only optional.

    2. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Maybe in the "Enterprise" version, where corporations will either get such an option or they'll stick with Windows 7 until the end of time.

      OTOH, for ordinary users, they've kind of made it clear; they want everyone in consumer-land to get used to the whole Metro (or whatever they call it now) thing.

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    3. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "OTOH, for ordinary users, they've kind of made it clear; they want everyone in consumer-land to get used to the whole Metro (or whatever they call it now) thing."
                And the users have made it clear, Microsoft can fuck right off. No really, people I talk to that are not at all computer savvy have heard "the new windows" or windows 8 sucks, and are in some cases actually buying used computers to avoid Windows 8.

                Ditching forced Metro & adding the start button is probably all Microsoft has to do to assuage these fears, and it was IMHO sure egotism that prevented them from doing this to begin with.

    4. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      What's in Windows Blue (6.3) at the moment:
      - There is an option to log in straight to desktop, skipping the (Metro) Start screen.
      - There is a start button (using the new Windows logo, reminiscent of an earlier alpha build of Windows 8): but it takes you to the Metro start screen when clicked.
      - The start menu is still gone.

      Oh, and they're planning to charge for this "upgrade". What the fuck? They should give it away given how disastrously Windows 8 has been received...

    5. Re: The betting pool is now open... by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      Would kind of remove the reason to use windows 8, wouldn't it? If you do buy a new PC, see if you can get it with a blank drive and install windows 7.

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    6. Re:The betting pool is now open... by JDG1980 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not good enough. The Start menu has to return; that was always the sticking point, not the replacement of the button with a hot corner. And I never want to see any part of Metro at all.

    7. Re:The betting pool is now open... by bondsbw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not good enough. The Start menu has to return

      No, it doesn't. Microsoft doesn't have to do anything. Haven't you figured that out yet?

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    8. Re:The betting pool is now open... by dbIII · · Score: 5, Informative

      They charged for win98SE after the first Win98 sucked.

    9. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Microsoft doesn't have to do anything. Haven't you figured that out yet?

      You're right, they don't. They have the option of continuing to follow their current path and becoming irrelevant as everyone switches to a sane OS.

    10. Re:The betting pool is now open... by complete+loony · · Score: 2

      Can they put metro apps in one or more windows? That seems like the logical solution for mixing application types on a full sized desktop.

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    11. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Start menu has to return

      Orly? You'll have to pardon my ignorance here a bit as I never "upgraded" to 8, but, assuming that "Win-R" still works, and that there IS a traditional desktop somewhere in Win8, why would you need a start bar too? Redundant much?

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    12. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that, if, for example, you're migrating from XP, Vista or Win 7 to Blue, there will be a charge, and they've yet to determine how much that will be. I don't believe there will be one for an 8-to-8.1, but it IS Microsoft, and they have been trying to ape Apple's anti-consumerist demeanour lately, so who knows...

      -AC

    13. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would kind of remove the reason to use windows 8, wouldn't it?

      So your understanding of Windows 8 is that it is Windows 7 with the start button removed and the start screen added?

    14. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      That seems to be the general Slashdot understanding of Windows 8. Maybe they are projecting because their beloved Apple only ever makes insignificant "updates' to OS X.

    15. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not good enough. The Start menu has to return

      No, it doesn't. Microsoft doesn't have to do anything. Haven't you figured that out yet?

      I do not think Microsoft is as arrogant as people on this very anti-MS site make it them out to be. They have a corporate culture of release first and ask questions and fixes later. This is due to MS past as a monopolist. If it is ok it will take over the market. If it sucks then fix it next release after it has baked a little bit etc.

      1st versions
      Windows ... failed
      Office ... failed (Mac users are oddly what kept Excel alive in the earlier years)
      Windows NT ... failed
      Internet Explorer ... failed
      WindowsCE ... failed
      Vista ... failed
      Visual Studio ... failed

      All these products are the hallmark of what MS is today and bring in the revenue. So they assume once it is out they can improve as people will automatically use just because it is from Microsoft. They are sadly still right in this area. Microsoft assumes oh, next release we will tweek it and Apple will be out of business next.

      What bothered me most about Windows 8 is that METRO had HUGE potential but it was so fucking rushed. If Metro had a task bar, start menu, had app stacking, more than 1 app at a time, aero to navigate, then I could multitask with the applets and keep my mouse and keyboard. On touch or a small 12 inch screen then auto-hide by default and BAM!

      Even better if they couldn't add that do something like "Click here to start! which told lusers where the start menu is instead say "Click here to app cycle" in the corners. Windows 95 had the polish. Windows 8 did not.

      Instead they made it 4 colors from 16 million, made Office 2013 blinding headache white in ALL CAPS, took areo out, and just unpolished it. What MS is making a mistake is the market is not the same as it was in the 1990s. No we are not little good sheep and our bosses who forced us to upgrade very 2 - 3 years for the greatest have a love affair with the 11 year old XP and refuse change out of fear! Windows 7 is like pulling teeth with these same users who came to XP in droves.

      Apple has the mindshare with Google right behind. If tablets are going to take over the only advantage MS has is office and it was smart for MS not to port Office over to Android/iOS as it would all be over for them. MS needs to react quick and fucking polish like they did with Windows 95. Not do the old way because it worked before and we wont change motto. That start menu will be coming back. The demo artist shot of Windows 8 from 2009 is still superior in so many ways and MS has its work cut out for Windows 9.

    16. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Omestes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I must be the only person who actually prefers the metro menu thing. I don't think I could go back to the small and horribly ordered (unless you spend the tedium of organizing it constantly) menu again. I like having all my main programs organized and displayed prominently. The metro screen is the best thing they did in Win 8, really (outside of making SD and Network transfers less idiotic).

      Metro apps are still mostly crap, and they still need to make the whole OS feel less "tacked on", and work on UI and app consistency, though.

      If this update is $15-20 I'll grab it. If not... I don't mind Win 8.

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    17. Re:The betting pool is now open... by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      Then of course it would have failed in it's number one goal, force the idiot sheep to become accustomed to the windows phones interface and just like brain sapped morons they would then buy windows phones, Uncle Fester thinking. Of course just as you would expect from Uncle Fester thinking the crazy idea was a massive failure, after all people bought the iPhone when it was utterly different to windows XP. Different interfaces for completely different tasks but not in Uncle Fester's twisted boozed up world, two fisted whisky drinker indeed.

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    18. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually as so many people seem to not realize. Hitting the windows button and typing what you want (like vista/7) still brings you up a list of matching apps/files/settings. This is the single and only use I have for the start menu since vista and it still works. Difference is now it brings up a full screen search result with more details.

    19. Re:The betting pool is now open... by fwarren · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsofts snot does not always turn to honey.

      Zune ... failed

      Play4Sure .. failed

      WinCE .. failed

      Win8 Mobile ... failing

      WinRT ... failing

      Surface ... failing

      xbox/xbox 360 ... if you uncook the books and stack up all the costs and losses releated to the xbox line they are still a decade from turning a profit.

      search ... still losing money after more than a decade.

      MS is sure their future in the consumer market is tied to the 30% take the get with an app store. This means
      1. The Modern Intreface must be maintained.
      2. The legacy desktop and non-app store installation must go away.
      3. The start button must go away to facilite point 1 and 2.
       

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    20. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do not think Microsoft is as arrogant as people on this very anti-MS site make it them out to be.

      Of course they are.
      It takes an ego massive enough to bend light to release an update named "Windows Blue" without realizing the next two words in everyone's heads will be "screen" and "death".

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    21. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's your point? All these big companies have a long long list of product failures, here's just a few from the portfolios of some of the big ones:

      Apple:

      Lisa: failed

      Pippin: failed

      QuickTake Camera: failed

      eMate: failed

      eMac: failed

      eWorld: failed

      G4 Cube: failed

      Macintosh TV: failed

      Macintosh Portable: failed

      20th Anniversary Mac: failed

      Ping: failed

      Every second OSX release: fails (the Windows SP1 rule)

      Google:

      Hotpot: failed

      Buzz: failed

      Answers: failed

      Page Creator: failed

      Desktop: failed

      Dictionary: failed

      Audio Ads: failed

      Dodgeball: failed

      FastFlip: failed

      Wave: failed

      Google+: failing

    22. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have the option of continuing to follow their current path and becoming irrelevant as everyone switches to a sane OS.

      People like you have been saying that for 30 years. It still hasn't happened and it never will, so keep dreaming.

    23. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go further and say that the entire Macintosh line is a failure. Released in 1984 and still only has single digit adoption rates. That's a huge failure.

    24. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what it is, plus a few minor tweaks that otherwise would have belonged in a service pack for Windows 7.

    25. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      That's not good enough. The Start menu has to return

      No, it doesn't. Microsoft doesn't have to do anything. Haven't you figured that out yet?

      I believe his implication was that the Start menu has to return in order for people to want to buy it. Microsoft isn't required to do what customers want, and... customers are not required to remain customers.

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    26. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes and Windows 7 should have been a service pack for Vista because it only added a new taskbar with a couple small tweaks.

    27. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Android installed base might outgrow total Windows devices in early 2014

      "The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on – that's the exact proverb we'd use about having a lot of mobile platforms compete for their place under the sun, while Android is quietly growing sales so quickly it managed to ship over 100 million devices in the second quarter of the year alone. That's right, now there are four Android devices sold for every iPhone, and if Google's platform continues growing at the same pace it might end up outgrowing the total number of Windows devices (also referred to as the Windows installed base) out there as early as in Q1 2014."

    28. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go further and say that the entire Macintosh line is a failure. Released in 1984 and still only has single digit adoption rates. That's a huge failure

      This

    29. Re:The betting pool is now open... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Apple has the mindshare with Google right behind.

      Apple's share of the global smartphone market fell from 23% last year to 17% share this year, the largest year-over-year decline in the iPhone's history. If Apple doesn't pull a rabbit out of a hat soon, their market share could drop into the single digits.

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    30. Re:The betting pool is now open... by smash · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 is supported until 2020. Enterprises have plenty of time up their sleeves to wait this hair-brained fuckwittery out and/or move to another platform.

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    31. Re:The betting pool is now open... by smash · · Score: 3, Informative

      Failure by what metric? Apple is one of the most profitable companies in the world, Mac sales growth is oustripping Windows/PC in percentage terms and have been for about 5+ years now.

      Not everybody drives a Ferrari, yet they aren't failing either. Apple don't have to outsell the PC to "succeed".

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    32. Re:The betting pool is now open... by smash · · Score: 0

      Yet their mobile web browsing share (and thus, potential as a mobile web application platform) is far in excess of any other competitor.

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    33. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Jiro · · Score: 1

      That is in fact the main problem. Windows 8 wasn't "rushed".

      ME was rushed (or created as a stopgap without spending much effort on it, which amounts to the same thing). So was Vista. Windows 8 wasn't rushed. The things wrong with Windows 8 aren't bugs or areas where Microsoft failed to cut down enough on how many resources it hogged. The things wrong with Windows 8 were all introduced on purpose by the marketing department, unlike those other failures (although integration of IE into Windows is a precedent for marketing screwing with Windows).

      As such, any fixes either
      1) will intentionally not address the real problems and will be there only as more marketing so that Microsoft can claim they "fixed" Windows 8 and "responded to user concerns", or
      2) will result only after an internal turf war which the marketing department loses.
      I await finding out which one.

    34. Re:The betting pool is now open... by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're right on the 30% stake being their interest. App stores do not make large amounts of money and MS know that.

      Instead, they think the future is mobile, and that they MUST have a competitive product. A mobile product needs a good app selection, a good app selection needs a lot of developers, and developers need a market to sell to, or they'll work on another platform.

      Metro is a way to create a market for phone apps without having (yet) a significant phone product. For it to work it must be thrust in the face of desktop users.

    35. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      they'll bring the start menu back but they'll gradually make it suck to the point where users get more from the metro thing

    36. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 2

      how many pcs are out there compared to other smart devices?

      i think the whole point is that the pc isn't all that it used to be

    37. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      windows NT was the backbone of business for a long time and formed the basis of XP etc

      i dunno whether i would call it a failure

    38. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      Then of course it would have failed in it's number one goal, force the idiot sheep to become accustomed to the windows phones interface

      nope... number one goal is profit... nothing more... nothing less... how they get it is of secondary importance

    39. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 2

      what about a linux failures list?

    40. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      even their logo kinda looks like four blue screens of death

    41. Re:The betting pool is now open... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      My bet is that they'll include the start button and other missing elements and label them something like "legacy mode" so it seems like they still back their metro mistake but were kind enough to care about "old farts who are incapable of understanding the obvious superiority of Metro" (paraphrased).

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    42. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PC is still the only thing that matters when you want to get actual work done.

    43. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      android is outselling iphone by a mile, but apparently android users are likely more mature than the trendy teenybopper isheep that stay glued to their imaster every second of the day, so i guess from a web app developer point of view it does make more sense to develop for ios. i wouldn't call ios users "mindshare" though... maybe "mindless".

      http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/04/ios--android-usage/

    44. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      customers are not required to remain customers

      that's exactly what microsoft wants you to think

    45. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Merely adding an option to boot to the desktop right away isn't enough, many standard windows applications exist either solely as metro versions or desktop versions, so people would still need to constantly switch between the two.

    46. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac sales growth is oustripping Windows/PC in percentage terms

      lol, you're on crack. Macs make up what, about 5% of the PC market. Even Linux based PC operating systems are doing better than Mac, percentage-wise.

      Profits don't mean anything next to userbase and mindshare. Those are two domains that belong almost entirely to Microsoft.

    47. Re: The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      typing in windows is so 90's

    48. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      windows in windows? that's umpossible

    49. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "xbox/xbox 360 ... if you uncook the books and stack up all the costs and losses releated to the xbox line they are still a decade from turning a profit."

      This myth needs to hurry up and die.

      The XBox has been turning a net profit since the release of the original for many years now in large part because of the $billion+ or so each year they've received in XBox live subscriptions alone which are basically 99% pure profit.

      The myth seems to stem from a report that Microsoft spent $5bn on research on the original XBox or something like that (there actually seemed to be no hard evidence for this figure fwiw so even this could've been pulled out of someone's arse) and then people extrapolated and assumed the same cost for the 360 (ignoring the fact it's far more expensive to get into a new market, than it is to create a new iteration in a market you're already in).

      Microsoft didn't cook the books with the XBox, the only thing that was cooked were the media reports surrounding it from vested interests like Sony fanboys and Microsoft haters who wanted to build a picture of failure, and now seek to maintain that picture of failure even when it's now a very successful and important profit segment for Microsoft.

      FWIW I don't even think you can say WinCE failed, it was massively succesful on things like the iPaq and so forth, and it seems a bit silly to include things that are failing, when for most of them it's far too early in the game to tell. Certainly Surface and WinRT are first version in their infancy, and as the GP pointed out many Microsoft first versions failed. That doesn't mean they wont turn them around.

      Look I'm a fan of some of Microsoft's products (Visual Studio) but for the most part I hate them for their political lobbying in the EU, and their fucking FUD campaigns based on bullshit. Do you know what other FUD campaigns I hate just as much though? Fanboys FUD campaigns.

      Stick to the facts and cut the bullshit about things that aren't true now, and haven't been for a long time, or you're no better than Burston-Marsteller. The GP's post was insightful, yours is just mostly incorrect Microsoft hating for the sake of it and is a fine example of what makes Slashdot tend towards being shit nowadays, more fool the fucking idiot mods who modded you up too as your post was only interesting, insightful and underrated to a fucking moron who values populist fanboy bollocks over actual discussion of the facts.

    50. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be the only person who actually prefers the metro menu thing.

      Yes, you are.

    51. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      apparently the real world begs to differ

    52. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes an ego massive enough to bend light to release an update named "Windows Blue" without realizing the next two words in everyone's heads will be "screen" and "death".

      On the other hand, when Windows Blue has been out for a while, people have already accustomed to think "Blue" as the OS update and everyone will remember less the blue screens of death.

    53. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with that. Provided they have a clearly/easily accessible switch in the UI somewhere that turns the default behavior the hell off, which is how they should have had it set up in the first place. I know: they can call it "classic" mode. A mode they should have had a clue to include because they've done it before.

      Learning curve? More like Microsoft is the one climbing the learning curve to re-learn things they should already know. But, hey, if they figure this out, maybe there's some hope they will offer a "classic" mode for the Ribbon in MS Office as well.

    54. Re:The betting pool is now open... by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

      Have you used Windows 8 with a touch device? The metro interface is really only a pain in the ass if you are using a mouse/trackpad/pen. Their best bet for usability would to give an option of the standard metro or a "boot to desktop with start button" mode. Losing the metro screen would make it a lot more clumsy for tablet/touch users.

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    55. Re:The betting pool is now open... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't believe how much money I'm making installing Classic Shell on PCs in my local town. £20 a pop for my time, and they're happy as anything. For those who care I have ISOs for Windows 7 to downgrade if they wish / are licensed, but it's very rare.

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    56. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they would just leave stuff the same name everyone would know windows now.

      With every new release they change the name of everything along with the icons for the device/program and place them into folders renamed to something new.

      It is sickening to see that they do not care about the user experience, only their idea of what we should all CONFORM to use.

      Hey remember that OS you learned how to use a few years ago....well screw you now we have a new one you must upgrade to, or be obsoleted.

      reminds me of Dr. Who fighting the Cybermen.

    57. Re: The betting pool is now open... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Actually as so many people seem to not realize. Hitting the windows button and typing what you want (like vista/7) still brings you up a list of matching apps/files/settings. This is the single and only use I have for the start menu since vista and it still works. Difference is now it brings up a full screen search result with more details.

      The "oh look! they didn't fuck up EVERYTHING!" post of the day.

      Windows has had that capability in one form or another (I admit, not all were useful) since Windows 95. The fact that they didn't take it out, is not a positive point. It's a neutral point.

    58. Re:The betting pool is now open... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      I must be the only person who actually prefers the metro menu thing. I don't think I could go back to the small and horribly ordered (unless you spend the tedium of organizing it constantly) menu again. I like having all my main programs organized and displayed prominently. The metro screen is the best thing they did in Win 8, really (outside of making SD and Network transfers less idiotic).

      Metro apps are still mostly crap, and they still need to make the whole OS feel less "tacked on", and work on UI and app consistency, though.

      If this update is $15-20 I'll grab it. If not... I don't mind Win 8.

      I can do the same thing on Win 7 with pinning buttons to the task bar or shortcuts on the desktop, or a widget that starts stuff.

      Get your eyes checked, if you are having trouble finding stuff you probably need vision corrected or to get checked for glaucoma.

    59. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's because most Android phones suck so bad you can't even browse the web on them. Sure, there may be more Android-based phones than iPhones, but the marketshare for high-end phones is firmly in Apple's control.

    60. Re:The betting pool is now open... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with that. Provided they have a clearly/easily accessible switch in the UI somewhere that turns the default behavior the hell off, which is how they should have had it set up in the first place. I know: they can call it "classic" mode. A mode they should have had a clue to include because they've done it before.

      Learning curve? More like Microsoft is the one climbing the learning curve to re-learn things they should already know. But, hey, if they figure this out, maybe there's some hope they will offer a "classic" mode for the Ribbon in MS Office as well.

      Beta versions of Win 8 had "legacy mode" and it could be switched on and off. The code to do this, has already been written and works. They just didn't include it in the final version.

      I'd be OK with a registry hack even, just so long as it's not something the user has to do every time they boot.

    61. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VS is not a fail, it's a superb IDE. NT did well also. IE was the biggest browser at one time.

    62. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zune failing made me not too happy, because all in all it was a pretty solid device. Just way late to the game.

    63. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took 3 versions and 8 years before it started to replace Netware. No one purchased NT 3.1

    64. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hot corners suck when you have 2 or more screens and will go onto the next one if you scroll too far.

    65. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Monoman · · Score: 1

      All configurable through Group Policy so organizations manage and implement these new features when they are ready.

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    66. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Monoman · · Score: 1

      Just as important as the list of failures is the list of successes so stock holders can better understand what is funding things. When MS starts declining in areas they have been succeeding without replacing income then stock holders will really take notice.

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    67. Re:The betting pool is now open... by smash · · Score: 1

      Actually they're around 10%. which is significantly more than Linux.

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    68. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, it's a whole lot crappier than that.

    69. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming "sell a quality product people like" is the best path to profit.

      It is not often that simple.

    70. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these products are the hallmark of what MS is today and bring in the revenue.

      No, Windows and Office are, but the rest of what you list isn't. Heck, IE is free-of-charge. It can't "bring in the revenue".

      Besides, the real money is made in Windows Server, SQL Server, and Exchange Server. Especially when these are up-sold with things like Dynamics AX, BizTalk, Dynamics POS, or any of their cloud services (Azure, hosted Exchange, Office 365, etc.). Add in volume licensing for the clients that connect to these servers, and you have found their true revenue stream. Windows is the syringe and tourniquet.

      Now add to all of the above the relative ease of developing in .Net. Now you have some Visual Studio licenses and developer editions of all of the server software. A smart business gets an MSDN subscription for that stuff, though. A few hundred bucks a year gets you all of the dev-edition stuff until you stop paying for MSDN.

      I doubt Microsoft's revenue stream is going to dry up just because of a blip in the usability of the UI in the current Windows release. They've watched the sales numbers drop on the latest version, they've heard the outcries of, not just fanboys, but actual users, and they'll change it to something more usable. And the look-and-feel-formerly-known-as-Metro has been on the way out since just after the release of Windows 8, when they stopped calling it Metro and then publicly disavowed any knowledge of further development on it.

      Metro looks cheesy. Like a minimalist wank-fest put together by a lazy web developer. Microsoft knows this. They might not care, but they know it. Hopefully they'll get a better graphic arts team to put together something decent. It's not like there's no history of cheesy UI from Microsoft. Aero looks cheesy, too. Like a poor ripoff of MacOS X 10.0 without the pinstripes. And it replaced what is widely known as the "Fisher-Price" UI from XP, which also looked cheesy. Aero is an improvement over the XP look, and Metro is an improvement over Aero. Baby steps. The next one will suck less and might, by accident, be quite usable.

    71. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      marketshare for high-end phones is firmly in Apple's control

      not really

      isheep may be willing for fork out more dollars for something technically inferior to a cheaper product, but more expensive doesn't equal high-end... it just means more profit for apple (have you noticed through your fogged perception how profitable the company has been since introduction of the iphone?)

    72. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haven't used an android phone since 2010 have you?

      I picked up my galaxy nexus for $50 on contract 6 months ago, and it's faster than any iphone except the 5.

      hint. don't buy the top-of-the-line phone that came out last week. buy the one that was top-of-the-line 6 months ago. it's 90% of the speed of the new one and 20% of the price.

    73. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the original comment should have been...

       

      Windows NT 3.1 ... failed

    74. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      if you can't see the writing on the wall, then you're not paying attention.

      Modern "PCs" as you know them are dead within 10 years, 20 max. your mobile device becomes your only cpu. it bluetooth links to your keyboard, monitor, and mouse when you're at your desktop, your tablet display when you're on a plane or in bed, your stereo and windshield gps projector when you're in your car, your tv and your "console" controller when you're in your living room, etc. your "smartphone" becomes the center of your computing world. it does everything that you currently use a half dozen different devices for, and changes UI/features depending on where you're using it.

      you don't believe me? look at any of those infographics that show a camcorder, walkman, laptop, phone, pager, boombox, camera, walkie talkie, etc in one frame, and an iphone in the next. mobile devices are ALREADY doing what I'm talking about, and they're only going to continue doing so.

      THAT is why microsoft is desperate to get into the mobile marked. They do see a post-pc landscape in the next decade or two, and they want in.

    75. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Sique · · Score: 2
      If I remember the list of major Linux Kernel releases, I don't see big failures.
      • Linux 1.0
      • Linux 1.2
      • Linux 2.0
      • Linux 2.2
      • Linux 2.4
      • Linux 2.6
      • Linux 3.0
      • Linux 3.2
      • Linux 3.4
      • Linux 3.8
      • Linux 3.9

      So which of them are the failures of Linux?

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    76. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      why is parent marked down? it is completely true. look at the version numbers for vista vs 7 for pete's sake. under the hood, 7 is essentially bugfixed vista, yes.

      And why is that a bad thing anyway? Vista had a lot of nice ideas and features marred by horrible horrible execution.

    77. Re:The betting pool is now open... by wdef · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hopefully they'll have a 'boot to desktop' option

      Windows 8 already has one, it's just that nobody seems to know about it. All you do is move the desktop card to the top left hand side of Metro. Whichever card is in that position will be launched after booting.

    78. Re:The betting pool is now open... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I could totally see Microsoft doing this to shove their compulsory licensing down business' throats: "If you enroll in the Enterprise Agreement, not only do you get the MDOP suite and App-V, but you gain the ability to not be crippled by Metro! Only in Windows 8 Enterprise Edition though!"

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    79. Re:The betting pool is now open... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Man, a product that millions of people use, and are fiercely loyal to, and generates untold millions in revenue over the last 20 years is a failure?

      I'd love to fail like that.

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    80. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      BMW and Mercedes only have single digit adoption rates. Are they failures too?

      You're a fucking idiot.

    81. Re:The betting pool is now open... by jacekm · · Score: 0

      Not just start menu. The whole charms, active corners and all that junk must dissapear. Preferably uninstalled to free space on the disk. Microsoft store can go the way of dinosaur. I refuse to buy a single app from their store.

      J

    82. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Just an FYI G+ is not failing but growing. Fast.

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    83. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      yes but they added USB 2.0 support in SE- a killer, must have feature.

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    84. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of them if you want to play games...

    85. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Sique · · Score: 1

      I don't remember any of the kernel releases to be touted as "ideal gaming platform" or "specially developed for the player enthusiast". So no failure here.

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    86. Re:The betting pool is now open... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      That's like comparing a brake disc to an entire family hatchback.

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    87. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm glad for this egotism. I hope MS stays the course and tells the users to fuck right off, and that they're going to get used to Metro whether they like it or not.

      I'm enjoying this train wreck and I don't want it to end prematurely. Maybe MS can hire some of the GNOME developers and adopt their attitudes toward users and customization, and hopefully insert new code into this upcoming update to disable "Start8" and other such add-ons, to force users to use Metro.

    88. Re:The betting pool is now open... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      I do not think Microsoft is as arrogant as people on this very anti-MS site make it them out to be.

      Of course they are. It takes an ego massive enough to bend light to release an update named "Windows Blue" without realizing the next two words in everyone's heads will be "screen" and "death".

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      Either that, or someone at MS has a sense of humour ;)

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    89. Re:The betting pool is now open... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      It took 3 versions and 8 years before it started to replace Netware. No one purchased NT 3.1

      Because there's no such think as NT3.1. The first NT was 3.51.

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    90. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A kernel has very little direct user interaction, so it can hardly be compared.

      Try KDE 4.0, the new Gnome and Unity.

    91. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, the early versions of Linux 2.4 were really bad compared to 2.2. There were a lot of lockups and crashes compared to the previous versions but they stabilized after about 2.4.12 or 2.4.13.

    92. Re:The betting pool is now open... by spasm · · Score: 1

      "No really, people I talk to that are not at all computer savvy have heard "the new windows" or windows 8 sucks, and are in some cases actually buying used computers to avoid Windows 8."

      Yup. My retired parents had heard that and I convinced them to try linux on their 3-4 year old laptops - they were happy with what they perceived as a speed jump from vista (still looked slow to me, but whatever). I know 'converting aged relatives to linux' stories are a dime a dozen on slashdot, but this was the first time I'd actually done it and had the in-person experience of watching genuine aged relatives take to it with relative ease.

      Anyway, thanks Windows 8, for producing such end-user horror stories that yet another few aged relatives were willing to go outside their comfort zone and try a free OS.

    93. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no it's not. Never did any Windows programmer, have you?

    94. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's modded down because Slashdot groupthink won't allow for any statement that runs counter to its own marked-in-stone opinion, no matter how true that statement is. Note how the post that was replied to didn't get modded down despite being false and inflammatory. Windows 8 has lot more changes and improvements over Windows 7 than the latter had over Vista.

      For clarification, the internal version numbers of Windows 7 (6.1) and Windows 8 (6.2) are for compatibility purposes and are not good indicators of how major an upgrade each release is.

    95. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 has a bunch of performance improvements, especially to boot time. If people could get the good stuff without having to deal with the bad (the Metro UI and the schizophrenic experience that goes with it), more people would bite.

    96. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Macs currently make up about 7%. As for Linux, are you counting just desktops or all of the deployed servers, render farms and supercomputers? It's probably safe to say that over 50% of the web sites you visit have some kind of Linux based operating system running it.

    97. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put the eMac in the failed list. It was created as a product for a specific market - K-12 education - and did well there for a while; at the time the educators needed something a bit more powerful than the original iMac but flat panels were still too expensive for them. Selling it as a retail product was an poorly marketed afterthought, and it's true that it was not successful there.

    98. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frack Aero! The best thing in Windows 8 is the absence of it. At least this time around since it was conceived this way, if brought back I will be able to disable it and retain a decently skinned UI. I was sick of seeing this even with top of the line GPUs when playing heavy duty games, not to mention the freaking "Don't show this message again" option never worked!

      http://oi51.tinypic.com/t8xnjq.jpg

      And I'm sorry, but while I agree (never use them) that metro applications have no place on the desktop in the current iteration, windows 8 is leaps and bounds ahead of 7 under every other aspect that counts, I really don't get all the fuss about landing on metro after login, that's basically the 1 out of 2 times during an entire work day that I see it (the other being when I want to quickly launch an application I don't have a shortcut for, as in -> Win Key => Type partial name => press enter on selected result).

    99. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think Microsoft is as arrogant as people on this very anti-MS site make it them out to be. They have a corporate culture of release first and ask questions and fixes later. This is due to MS past as a monopolist. If it is ok it will take over the market. If it sucks then fix it next release after it has baked a little bit etc.

      Unfortunately, Microsoft has continued to mis-state the Windows slogan "Where do we want to make you go today?" in all of their products and advertising, or this would be more apparent to people.

    100. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW and Mercedes have single digit adoption rates in a market with how many competitors? 100? 200? 300?

      The Macintosh has single digit adoption rates in a market currently with only two other players and for a very long time only one other player. That's just pathetic.

      But don't mind me. Keep drinking your Kool-Aid and buying your Fisher-Price computers.

    101. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard people say that before. It's the party-line of the loser trying to save face, lol. It's like saying "I didn't want it anyways" after someone retracts an offer.

      You're such a deeply indoctrinated iCultist that you even based your alias on an Apple product. That's just sad.

    102. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember the list of major Linux Kernel releases, I don't see big failures.
      Linux 1.0
      Linux 1.2
      Linux 2.0
      Linux 2.2
      Linux 2.4
      Linux 2.6
      Linux 3.0
      Linux 3.2
      Linux 3.4
      Linux 3.8
      Linux 3.9
      So which of them are the failures of Linux?

      That's because every other release is considered unstable and untrustworthy off the bat. Learn from linux, microsoft! :) /K

    103. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows has over 1.5 billion users globally.

      Stings, doesn't it?

    104. Re:The betting pool is now open... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Windows Blue Screen Death?

      I think "of" is, technically, a word.

    105. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      I recently spotted some unlocked Blu Quattro 4.5 phones for about $230, brand new. It's got some pretty damned nice specs for that price. The build quality looks good, but I'm not sure how well it functions over time.

    106. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I'm glad for this egotism. I hope MS stays the course and tells the users to fuck right off, and that they're going to get used to Metro whether they like it or not.

      I have a few proprietary apps that unfortunately don't run in Linux, and Windows 8 looks like a shit sandwich that I do not want to eat (even if you wrapped it in a VM, like I do w/ Windows 7).

      Fortunately, I was able to find a handy workaround (albeit that Linux is now in a VM instead of being the foundation OS, but I'm used to the VM thing by now).

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    107. Re:The betting pool is now open... by cavebison · · Score: 1

      > an update named "Windows Blue"

      Unless it's a calculated manoeuvre to begin disassociating Windows from "blue screen of death".

      If Windows Blue is successful and widely liked, and their error screens are no longer blue... given time, the meme may go away. In a few years, when someone jokes about "blue screen of death", everyone will chuckle and remark how dated that phrase is.

    108. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not releasing it as "Windows Blue" anymore than they released Windows as "Longhorn", "Chicago", or any of a few dozen other pre-release CODE NAMES that they've used for Windows over the years.

      If you weren't such a head-up-your-ass artard h8r, you'd've read that in any of the hundreds of articles where they specifically mention that it hasn't been given a release name yet, and that "Blue" is just the internal name for it.

      -AC

    109. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean your own personal "real" world. Nobody uses tablets for office software, accounting software, writing code, drawing graphics, rendering models, processing audio, data entry or anything else remotely tied to the real, corporate world.

      You're just some little kid still living with mommy and daddy. That much is obvious.

    110. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you're smoking must be some good shit.

      A mobile device will never have the power or flexibility of a real computer. You know, those things that matter for work.

    111. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Windows in the 90s consisted of much more clicking and much less typing than it does now. That is due to the growth of the internet, faster connection speeds, bigger storage devices and generally a whole lot more data that needs to be managed. A purely point and click experience is clunky at best and impossible at worst now.

    112. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the code name, genius. The release name is always different than the internal code name.

      Were you born under a rock?

    113. Re:The betting pool is now open... by jrugger75 · · Score: 1

      I do not think Microsoft is as arrogant as people on this very anti-MS site make it them out to be.

      Of course they are. It takes an ego massive enough to bend light to release an update named "Windows Blue" without realizing the next two words in everyone's heads will be "screen" and "death".

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      Blue isn't the name of the release. It's the internal code name that people are referring to, until they actually brand it.

    114. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, he was right, there was an NT before 3.51. (incl the first public version, 3.1 --> Windows NT 3.1)

      I was involved in the original Windows NT beta program, and I worked with NT quite a bit before 3.51 hit and became the first somewhat commercially successful version; the early ones were pretty rough around the edges....

      -AC

    115. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Metro had a task bar, start menu, had app stacking, more than 1 app at a time, aero to navigate

      So basically, if it wasn't Metro.

    116. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I can do the same thing on Win 7 with pinning buttons to the task bar or shortcuts on the desktop, or a widget that starts stuff.

      Which obviously works, but I still prefer how Win8 does it. I've got about 40 programs pinned, along with some notifications, in 4 groups. This would be a pain without the start screen, especially since I'm one of those people who hate cluttered desktops (right now I have 3 folders and a link, thats it, and it feels cluttered).

      Get your eyes checked, if you are having trouble finding stuff you probably need vision corrected or to get checked for glaucoma.

      Looking at my girlfriends start menu... she has around 35 folders, and 10 programs sitting on the first level of her start menu... dig inside them, and you'll find 10-15 files, mostly readmes or uninstallers, along with links to webpages. Every time something installs the bloat grows. Every times something get uninstalled, it leaves zombie items and folders behind. And if you want to keep it all organized you have to muck around with it after EVERY single install, and need to manage to two separate locations that feed into the start menu (all users, and user). I tried to keep a nice hierarchy (start>design>sound/graphics/text/utilities), but I generally put it off, since it was one more pointless task that made me feel like I was fighting against my OS, and more-so, developers who feel the need to put as much cruft and clutter on my computer.

      There is a reason that every other major OS or windowing scheme has moved beyond pure menus for program management. The start menu should die, and I will not mourn it.

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    117. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Did you try WINE for your proprietary apps? They may or may not work in it, but it's worth a shot.

    118. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumes you will even be /able/ to update your current hardware. Granted, most of the people with new, highend notebooks and workstations are probably OK, but those with tablets are just as screwed as all the people who bought Nokia products with Windows 7.5:

      Sorry, please buy some new hardware if you want a supported system.....

    119. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      and becoming irrelevant as everyone switches to a sane OS.

      Which is what, exactly?

      It's not Ubuntu, with its Unity UI.
      It's not Fedora/Red Hat, with its GNOME3 UI that's even worse than Win8.
      It might be MacOSX, but that's going to cost a fortune in new hardware (most people, and especially companies, are not going to do Hackintoshes).

      For corporations, if they did pick one of the above, they'd still be faced with enormous switchover costs and user retraining costs, since none of the above UIs resemble Windows (8 or pre-8) much at all. Of course, they could switch to a Linux distro that runs KDE, and even pick a KDE theme that looks and works almost exactly like Win7, but for some reason everyone ignores KDE.

    120. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Consider it comedy's version of poetic license :)

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    121. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      actually i'm not assuming anything

      your assumption regarding my assumption is wrong

      selling quality products is one path to profit, but if that were the only path apple probably wouldn't be as profitable as they are

      apple relies more on the "create a brand name that idiots really want to associate themselves with and then rip off the idiots over and over and over again" path to profit

    122. Re: The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      windows 3.1 released in 1992, so in 1990 microsofties were still using ms-dos... if that aint typing i would be wondering what you were smoking

      it wasn't till '95 that the "desktop" and "start menu" appeared on the scene, and that was still just a layer over ms-dos

      it was only the introduction of NT in '93 (largely unsuccessful until NT 4 in '96) that largely did away with ms-dos layer underneath

    123. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      woosh

    124. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, win8 boots like sluggy garbage

    125. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I did for DAZ|Studio and Poser. Performance was fair-to-middling for most functions (render times were sweet), but UI elements would go missing randomly, and responsiveness was a mess at times (especially in Poser).

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    126. Re:The betting pool is now open... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      Nobody uses tablets for office software, accounting software, writing code, drawing graphics, rendering models, processing audio, data entry or anything else remotely tied to the real, corporate world.

      i never implied they did... maybe you don't see the corporate world very clearly from your mom's basement, but the majority of the world that uses computers for work aren't doing those things you describe. they are selling, supporting, consulting, marketing, managing, stocktaking, etc in many different fields (sales and marketing is a significant part of the overall workforce though, and more often now are required to be on the move). you probably won't understand how tablets and other new technology feeds into this anyway, but to most the market is a pretty good indicator of what people are in fact using.

      "PC shipments continue to slide as tablets and smartphone sales soar"
      http://www.techdigest.tv/2013/04/pc_shipments_co.html

      "Computer Sales in Free Fall: Quarterly Shipments Drop 14% as Windows 8 Fails to Stem Advance of iPads"
      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324695104578414973888155516.html

    127. Re:The betting pool is now open... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 already has one, it's just that nobody seems to know about it. All you do is move the desktop card to the top left hand side of Metro. Whichever card is in that position will be launched after booting.

      Oh cool, i certainly didn't know about that. I'll have to give it a try, thanks for the tip.

    128. Re:The betting pool is now open... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      and Windows 8 looks like a shit sandwich that I do not want to eat

      as opposed to all the shit sandwiches you do want to eat.

    129. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8 already has one, it's just that nobody seems to know about it. All you do is move the desktop card to the top left hand side of Metro. Whichever card is in that position will be launched after booting.

      Seriously? I've had Windows 8 installed (not that I usually boot into it) for months and had no idea about this. I've never done anything in the metro / start page screen other than click on "Desktop" once I find it. Oh and you need to go to that screen to type in the application you're trying to run since there is no menu anymore.

    130. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why they can't have a start button that launches the existing start page in a window (a huge one if they insist) on the desktop itself instead of having that stupid start page that makes the computer less usable and so jarring to open.

    131. Re:The betting pool is now open... by catprog · · Score: 1

      I think this comic https://xkcd.com/1102/ shows the problem with percentage increase

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    132. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, Ferrari hasn't exactly been the picture of success, nor has Lamborghini. Both have been bought out or sold several times; Ferrari is now owned by Fiat IIRC, and there was a big flap at the time because Ford was trying to buy them, and Italians were extremely offended by that idea. A truly healthy company would stand on its own, rather than being bought out by foreign competitors. So I wouldn't point to Ferraris as an analogy for Apple. Same goes for most other luxury makes, such as Jaguar (owned by Ford for some time).

      Apple is really rather unique I think, in being as successful as it is while branding (and pricing) itself as a high-end product.

    133. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Have you tried more recently? WINE has been advancing steadily over the years; maybe some of the issues have been fixed since you last tried. Just a thought.

    134. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the phone market somehow achieves MANY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more horsepower in the next ten years, you're living a pipe-dream.

      The funny thing is, even if the phone market DOES achieve that, there will STILL be demand for desktops because those same performance gains will keep THEM orders of magnitude more powerful than phones, and there are LOTS of PC tasks that will continue to consume all available computing resources for the foreseeable future.

      Even the most powerful tablets and phones are useless as software development platforms, TRUE gaming, and don't even get me started on CAD/CAM and/or graphic design, or 3d Modelling. Medical imaging, real-world simulations... the list goes on and on for things that phones will NEVER be better than a PC for doing...

      Desktop PC's will dominate ALL of those fields for MANY years, even decades to come... time to join the real world and not your Google/Apple fantasy world...

      -AC

    135. Re:The betting pool is now open... by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      If this is true, that's such a hidden feature it's ridiculous how obscure this fact is. The only reason I question whether it's true or not is because even on Windows fanboy sites like Neowin, I've never seen anyone suggest this as a means for booting to the desktop. You'd think for such a desired feature, this being a very easy method of achieving it would have made the rounds on sites ages ago

    136. Re:The betting pool is now open... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much correct. Maybe it should be a distro failure list?

    137. Re:The betting pool is now open... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      And built-in support for USB mass storage devices in ME, another must have feature.

    138. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not true, the guy is trolling you. Moving the desktop tile in the start screen does absolutely nothing at all. Think about it, if the leftmost tile position automatically launched at boot, then why doesn't the tile normally in that position launch its application? Because it's bullshit.

      It's funny how you Apple fanboys fall for obvious trolls like that.

    139. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac sales growth is oustripping Windows/PC in percentage terms and have been for about 5+ years now.

      That's a joke, right? My personal income growth is outstripping the income growth of the entire United States economy in percentage terms, and has been for 5+ years now.

    140. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people saw the MS-DOS boot screen flash by and that was the extent of their exposure. They did all of their stuff within Windows.

    141. Re:The betting pool is now open... by wdef · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 already has one, it's just that nobody seems to know about it. All you do is move the desktop card to the top left hand side of Metro. Whichever card is in that position will be launched after booting.

      And to follow up: then install the free Classic Shell [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic_Shell] and there's your Win 7 start menu and desktop back from the dead. These are the first two things to do when lumbered with a Windows 8 machine.

    142. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux was a failure until Google saved it by introducing Android.

    143. Re:The betting pool is now open... by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      Wait... where did I suggest I was an Apple fanboy? I hate Apple. I also hate Linux (on the desktop). You're the dumbfuck who's made the wrong assumption.

    144. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dunno about that... do you have an internet router? if so, chances are you have linux. do you use google to search the web. then you are using linux.

      "year of the linux desktop" has been a classic meme highlighting the apparent inability of linux to infiltrate the desktop market, but every other market is pretty much being taken over by linux... even ios is stumbling

    145. Re:The betting pool is now open... by readingaccount · · Score: 0

      I think you should find a new hobby. This behavior is not healthy.

    146. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Sique · · Score: 1

      That was exactly the point I was trying to make :)

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    147. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Sique · · Score: 1

      That's because until recently, Kernels with odd minor release numbers are developer versions, not for productive use.

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    148. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jarring? I don't know about you, but I typically open the start menu when I want to launch another program. I am purposely shifting my focus and initiating an interruption. I am *welcoming* a change in workflow.

      Maybe you just like to sit there opening and closing your start menu while staring in wonder at how unjarring your desktop is, but most people don't.

    149. Re:The betting pool is now open... by sonicsteve · · Score: 1

      I have a colleagues Windows 8 Ultrabook on my desk, helping them with software installations..... I thought Windows 8 was despicable when I first tried it...... and my opinion isn't improving any. As far as an interface is concerned I think it's utterly horrible. On my workstation I use a combination of Ubuntu host, and Windows 7 VM. I find both quite efficient and usable. Neither Ubuntu or Windows had every changed their OS in one update so radically that I felt like a new user, until Windows 8. It is probably the worst OS update I've ever seen. No matter what computer I buy in the near future it will first run Ubuntu and then some kind of windows VM but not 8. Unfortunately Microsoft will claim this as another windows 8 license sold. More like another computer user forced to buy something they didn't really want I hate being forced to count as a Microsoft stat.

    150. Re:The betting pool is now open... by DrGamez · · Score: 0

      I like how he gets progressively more offensive. Me next, me next! :D

    151. Re:The betting pool is now open... by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Sad thing is, marketing dept rarely loses - same with HR.

    152. Re: The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True gaming? Most big games today are made first and foremost for consoles. Fewer and fewer are made to take advantage of high end computer hardware.

      Anyway, conventional computers may never go completely away, but demand for them will strongly diminish over the next couple decades. Why? Because there comes a point where the hardware and software is "good enough" to handle a particular use. Sure some uses can always use more processing power, but these are mostly niche markets.

    153. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the Apple Newton, a touch pad flop. It was in ever Staples and Office Max next to the Palm Pilot and HP Journada. It was an enormous loss for Apple. Although they didn't "bet the ship" as pundits claimed, they did invest a lot of skin and $$$ on that one.

    154. Re:The betting pool is now open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went from Win98 to Win 8--both were of low quality, buggy, in need of multiple fixes and generally not user friendly. MS is a money machine on its way out.

  2. good by jason777 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally, I went back to Windows 7 because I didn't like the constant switching / start screen. I shouldn't have to install a separate app to get the start button back. Give us an option for tablet or desktop mode.

    1. Re:good by Cinder6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Start screen has never bothered me, as whenever I used the old start menu, all of my attention was focused on it anyway. For me, having a start screen just means that I can display more icons at once, which is a plus. I would love a boot to desktop mode, though.

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    2. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine bought a new laptop after using XP for 10 years. She hated Windows 8, so I let her borrow my Windows 7 laptop until she can find one. She likes 7, and I would imagine her sentiments are quite common. I like 8, but I can understand the frustration some people have with it, especially after watching her try to use it. I would not be surprised at all if Blue allows you to run 8 much like 7 since there must be a lot of people like my friend.

    3. Re:good by EdZ · · Score: 1

      Boot-to-desktop, and some way to categorise/group the tiles on the start screen. I don't really want a return to the 'program-in-a-folder-in-a-folder with piles of uninstall, manuals, help files, tutorials, demos, etc links lying about the tree at random' approach of the start menu, but some sort of organisation beyond just vaguely dragging things about would be nice.

    4. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like grouping them, which you can already do?

    5. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can speed up the boot to desktop on non-touch devices by putting the Desktop tile in the uppermost left corner of the Start scree, Then when booting hit the enter key, which starts whatever tile is at said position. This is a helluva lot faster then using a mouse to click on the Desktop tile.

    6. Re:good by camperdave · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you want to boot to anything, boot to OneNote.

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    7. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally, I went back to Windows 7 because I didn't like the constant switching / start screen.

      The thing was that the start menu really was nearly entirely obsolete. None of its features really made sense.

      Want to run a command by typing its name name?
      Win+R, type away

      Want to actually search for something? The start screen makes more sense then the smallish non-resizable start menu window.

      Want to get to the control panel, logoff, etc? The charms bar was perfectly fine (if nonobvious). And has a hotkey of its own (again non-obvious)

      The actual hierarchical start menu? Worthless legacy cruft that has been more or less replaced by search anyway.

      All that was left was the smart recent applications/recent documents stuff which was almost covered by pinning apps to the taskbar.

      To 'fix' windows 8, I'd

      restore the start menu button (hot corner makes no sense)

      When the start menu pops up, you get back the smart 'recent applications / recent documents', and the ability to pin applications to it, and the search box.

      Except the search box is simple, only looks at program names, and document filenames. That's it. It doesn't look at email, or inside documents, or music... for deep searching for that, I'll use the start screen search, or even more likely the dedicated application anyway (for email, music, photos etc)

      And a button to bring up the full start screen.
      And another one to bring up the charms bar.

      And make shutdown a direct option so you don't have to logout first, but that can be on the charms bar... i don't care. I don't shutdown more than once a day anyway, and many shut down once a week or less.

      Then make hotcorners entirely optional in desktop mode.

      That's really it. No "All Programs --> " on the start menu. if you need something from that go into the full start screen. No "Games" or "Music" or "devices and printers".

      The resulting "start menu" is just a little taskbar gadget for quick search and application launching.

      my 0.02

    8. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More icons? The old start menu showed many many more icons at once.

    9. Re:good by jason777 · · Score: 1

      ya I know. and I hate the hot corner. I have to fiddle around to get it to popup. Very frustrating.

    10. Re:good by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      I don't really want a return to the 'program-in-a-folder-in-a-folder with piles of uninstall, manuals, help files, tutorials, demos, etc links lying about the tree at random' approach of the start menu

      That was already deprecated as far back as Windows XP. Unless you use the "classic" start menu (which isn't even in Windows 7), you don't see the overgrown list of everything unless you click on 'All Programs'. The top-level menu has recently used (or pinned) applications on the left – and programs can't shove themselves here automatically, or at least I haven't seen any try. On the right are user folders (Documents, Pictures, etc.) and functions like Control Panel.

      I usually turn off "Store and display recently opened programs in the Start Menu", so the only programs that appear on the top level are the ones I specifically pinned there. It works quite well.

    11. Re:good by briancox2 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft, to its credit, figured out that users don't like to have one foot in one universe and the other foot in another while using their computer. They like one interface that they don't have to warp from in order to continue working.

      Take note Gnome team.

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    12. Re:good by tftp · · Score: 5, Informative

      The thing was that the start menu really was nearly entirely obsolete. None of its features really made sense.

      To a uber-geek - perhaps. But not to a common man. Start button replacements are, reportedly, the most popular download for Win8. Otherwise Win8 is not discoverable.

      Want to actually search for something? The start screen makes more sense then the smallish non-resizable start menu window.

      Unless you are searching for something that you see in another window. Do you want to memorize "StatusReport-836421-FromBill_Rev3a.docx" ? It's a valid runnable object.

      Want to get to the control panel, logoff, etc? The charms bar was perfectly fine (if nonobvious).

      A nonobvious thing is also nonexistent. It doesn't matter how well it works if non-geeks cannot find it.

      And has a hotkey of its own (again non-obvious)

      It does? News to me. Which one? How would I know that, outside of reading Slashdot?

      The actual hierarchical start menu? Worthless legacy cruft that has been more or less replaced by search anyway.

      ... said by someone who sees nothing wrong with UNIX commands that pipe data through thirteen programs :-) Most people do not memorize names of the software - especially if they just use it, not write it. I know people who don't even type unless they have to. They use mouse for even cut and paste. Not everyone easily switches between GUI (mouse) and CLI (keyboard.)

      Q: What do you type to find uTorrent?
      A: You type "torrent."
      Q: How would *anyone* know that?
      A: By trial and error.

      Myself, I use more than one computer, and I do not always know what is or isn't installed on any of them. I cannot search because I don't even remember all the names. Was it "diff", WinDiff, KDiff, or something else? Ah, UltraDiff - but no, it doesn't do what I thought it does! Why don't I make a custom menu where I'd keep all the necessary tools that I need, and call it something like "Start" ?

      All that was left was the smart recent applications/recent documents stuff which was almost covered by pinning apps to the taskbar.

      I disable all that stuff. It makes no sense to me. I may use one set of applications on one day, and another set on another day. What recent activity has to do with the need for a specific workflow? I disable automatic pinning, and instead pin there what I want pinned, and they stay there. Side effects are bad for usability; a context-dependent ribbon also suffers from that - it is not predictable, it has to be understood all anew whenever it shows up.

      And make shutdown a direct option so you don't have to logout first, but that can be on the charms bar...

      It's already there. But I can't test because I have ClassicShell disable the charms bar. I haven't needed it so far.

      Then make hotcorners entirely optional in desktop mode.

      Done that already using ClassicShell (also see above.)

    13. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Display more icons at once... is a plus"? Seriously? How many icons do you have on your start screen anyway? Is it really quicker to find things that way than by scrolling through an alphabetically-listed start menu?

    14. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get why they didn't do what they did in 7 with media center, Icon that can be run from desktop or you can set it to start automatically.

      How hard could it have been to put a "Tablet Center" icon or option to use instead?

    15. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to run a command by typing its name name?
      Win+R, type away

      And if don't remember the exact command?

      Want to actually search for something? The start screen makes more sense then the smallish non-resizable start menu window.

      Again If I don't know what that obscure program that I need but rarely run how would that work again? I can jog my memory if i can browse the start menu until I find it and I don't mind wasting a few minutes every several months.

    16. Re:good by Nkwe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The actual hierarchical start menu? Worthless legacy cruft that has been more or less replaced by search anyway.

      Not worthless. Search assumes you know what you want to search for and have some idea about what it is called. If I know I want to use one of the administrative tools but I can't remember what it is called, a hierarchical system makes sense. I can choose "administrative tools" as a starting point for self discovery. If I have no idea, I can start at the top and work my way through the options that have been categorized in some meaningful way. If I am in a branch of the hierarchy that is unrelated to what I am looking for, I can move on quickly -- I don't have to scan an unorganized list of all the possible options.

      My biggest complaint (and others share this view) about Metro is that the interface is not self discoverable - you can't just look at the interface and get visual clues as to what you need to do (or even can do). Lack of a hierarchical menu system that contains all the options is a big part of this.

    17. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if [I] don't remember the exact command?

      If I don't know what that obscure program that I need

      a) Pin it to the start bar
      b) Leave a shortcut on the desktop.
      c) put the Metro window on a monitor that's located somewhere obscure and can be easily ignored... (ytf does Metro not support multiple displays anyway?)

      -AC

    18. Re:good by Stolovaya · · Score: 2

      You can organize them. Click on the - in the bottom-right corner of the Start menu to zoom out. Right click on a group of tiles to bring up a bar along the bottom with a "Name Group" option.

    19. Re:good by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      But that is cumbersome on a tablet where you do not want to type using instant search. You swipe when the keybard is behind the screen in the covertable or on the surface.

      Adobe has like 24 links! Holy crap and does Visual Studio. Didn't the Zune had groups and catagories? Why couldn't something like this be in Windows 8? The darn thing was rushed with no polish.

      Now consumers cringe and freak out when they see applets and the fud needs to be unlearned. I swear XP loyalists who hate Windows 7 see aero and think of Vista and they just assume Windows 7 must suck too and look for things wo whine about it. UGH. Mark my words in 2020 you will see +5 comments here praising Windows 7 and how they wont leave ever! ... all because of an experience they had in the summer of 2012 8 years ago with 8.

    20. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or use a shell that has tab completion.

    21. Re:good by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 3, Funny

      The actual hierarchical start menu? Worthless legacy cruft that has been more or less replaced by search anyway.

      Who needs a hierarchy or a TOC? That sounds like a great idea for our user manuals! They're searchable, after all...

      *starts email to share revelation with boss*

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    22. Re:good by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      But that is cumbersome on a tablet where you do not want to type using instant search. You swipe when the keybard is behind the screen in the covertable or on the surface.

      Here's the thing: I'm not using Windows on a tablet, and don't plan to start, so I don't really care what layout would make sense there. I want it to work the way I'm used to it working on the desktop. If Microsoft wants to make a different product to chase Apple's tail, fine, but Windows on my desktop should continue to work as it always has.

    23. Re:good by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Then my friend Windows 7 is your OS for now.

      Maybe Windows 9 will change that but we will see. I assumed after Vista that Windows 7 would suck too and it is ok. It is still Windows afterall :-)

    24. Re:good by gringer · · Score: 2

      The thing was that the start menu really was nearly entirely obsolete. None of its features really made sense.

      ...

      Want to [do something you can do from the start menu]? [Carry out procedure n]

      That doesn't sound like an obselete thing to me, because you suggest that the described features do make sense. It just sounds like there are multiple ways to do these things. I like the idea of having multiple paths to get something done, but I also like the idea of having a single path that can be used to do many different things — menu systems have this ability.

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    25. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 2

      To a uber-geek - perhaps. But not to a common man.

      No, you missed my point. The features the common man used the start menu for weren't the primary function of the start menu.

      Start button replacements are, reportedly, the most popular download for Win8. Otherwise Win8 is not discoverable.

      Precisely this. And its what I meant when i said various things were non-obvious. For the most part, Windows 8 has the necessary functions in reasonable places, but not only are they radically different from what they were before but they were also not discoverable. This is a major failing of Windows 8... this is why i specifically suggested returning a 'start menu' button taskbar gadget with links to the charms bar, start screen etc... to help with discovery and to ease the transition.

      That and the limited search functionality I mentioned.

      Unless you are searching for something that you see in another window. Do you want to memorize "StatusReport-836421-FromBill_Rev3a.docx" ? It's a valid runnable object.

      Well, if you know the exact file name, the limited search i suggested adding back more than have you covered. Otherwise, copy&paste are how normal people do things especially things like "StatusReport-836421-FromBill_Rev3a.docx"

      A nonobvious thing is also nonexistent. It doesn't matter how well it works if non-geeks cannot find it.

      Agreed. And this was already addressed. A link to the charms bar in the 'start menu'.

      It does? News to me. Which one? How would I know that, outside of reading Slashdot?

      Yes. Win-C. You wouldn't, which is why i suggest a link to the charms bar in the start menu. We are absolutely on the same page about the discoverability problem with Windows 8. ... said by someone who sees nothing wrong with UNIX commands that pipe data through thirteen programs :-) Most people do not memorize names of the software - especially if they just use it, not write it.

      The main software should be taskbar pinned, desktop icons, in the most used list, etc. The obscure rarely used stuff... well that's just it. Power users will use search if they can remember the name, but if you can't remember what its called then you are currently reduced to scrolling through the list in all programs... right?

      But this is the obscure rarely used stuff that you can't remember the name of so

      a) its not happening 200 times a day so switching to the start screen for it isn't a big deal
      .
      b) if your going to be manually scrolling through a giant list of everything installed on your computer to find something you don't know the name of, its better on a big full screen then a small non-resizeable window.

      Why don't I make a custom menu where I'd keep all the necessary tools that I need, and call it something like "Start" ?

      Or pin them to the taskbar. Or create desktop icons. This is what most common users were already doing and why MS thought we wouldn't miss the menu so much.

      There is absolutely value in an a simple customizeable taskbar gadget to pin a list of common (but not always running stuff). And Windows should have bundled one, but its power users toy, or at least a midlevel toy... the least sophisticated tier of users were using desktop shortcuts.

      I disable all that stuff. It makes no sense to me. I may use one set of applications on one day, and another set on another day. What recent activity has to do with the need for a specific workflow?

      But a LOT of people do. They run the same apps from day to day and the document they are most interested in today is likely the one they were working on last night. So while it may not make sense to you, it is useful to a lot of people. When I open visual studio odds are good the project i want to open is in the last-10-recent list. Ditto for a word document. Ditto for Excel. Ditto even steam games.

      I disable automatic pinning, and instead pin there what I want pin

    26. Re:good by tftp · · Score: 1

      The features the common man used the start menu for weren't the primary function of the start menu.

      But does it matter what the GUI designer *thought* the menu would be used for? The primary function of an object is what most people use it for.

      Well, if you know the exact file name, the limited search i suggested adding back more than have you covered. Otherwise, copy&paste are how normal people do things especially things like "StatusReport-836421-FromBill_Rev3a.docx"

      Of course it's just an example; however as you search in Win7 you see more and more matching entries. If you have ten status reports saved on the disk and indexed, you already at that point can select the one that has the right numbers in it - because you can visually compare. You cannot do that if you search from a completely different screen. If you absolutely, unconditionally, must have the search on the start screen and not on the desktop, then at least dim the background and make the start screen partially transparent. But in truth, search for files does not require the whole screen. If it does, start with a small search box, and grow the results window as needed. Even wiser would be for it to follow the cursor - as we do sometimes on our wooden desktops when we search for something. There are many solutions; but the search in Win7 does not come with a culture shock from such an abrupt context switch.

      a) its not happening 200 times a day so switching to the start screen for it isn't a big deal

      Many accountants and other lowly computer users are simply clicking on "this here yellow thingy" and their proprietary database frontend shows up. Do they want to know that it is called "stock_adn_shortage_report", complete with the typo? Are they even capable of remembering that? If they are, they are holding a wrong job. Some corporate software that I had to use required logins and logouts all the time because there were only so many shared licenses for the backend (some complicated 3D model conversion tools, IIRC.) If you use such software for work - yes, you will be starting and exiting it 200 times per day if necessary.

      The correct solution for this problem is in pinning the necessary icons to the desktop or to the Start menu. The desktop option works in Win8, but to use it you need to see the desktop. The "minimize all" right-hand strip in the toolbar is gone on Win8, so you can't use that. Win-M still works, but you have to know about it - and you cannot depend on that in an industrial workflow. The Start menu is always available, and it is the best candidate - if only it were present on Win8.

      Pinning application icons to the taskbar is also an option... but it can be confusing because the icon's visual is only minimally different if the software is already running. Using only the Start menu keeps things simple. If you see an icon in the toolbar, it is running. If you don't see it, it is not running. Perhaps not everyone *needs* this particular way of life, but why to kill what was available in Win7? Did MS get paid by someone for disabling the Start menu? What was in it for them to even *contemplate* removing the menu? You don't have to use it, you know...

      Manually pinning is better than smart pinning any day of the week. But its also more sophisticated.

      True; but power users want this functionality. Low end users will have this pushed onto their desktops through group policy and/or installation images. MS removed this function altogether, for everyone, regardless of who the user is and whether he needs it or not. Everything in Win8 was sacrificed on the altar of Metro and tablets.

      We just need a standard taskbar gadget from microsoft to stand in for the old start menu, capture its key features while retiring its legacy purpose, and ease the discoverability of win8 features.

      ClassicShell is open source. If someone - or you -

    27. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some way to categorise/group the tiles on the start screen

      You've never used Windows 8. Ask me how I know.

      Everything else you've said is automatically invalid. You are speaking about something that you know nothing about.

    28. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because tiles on the start screen can be organized in any specific way, not just some alphabetical list. With the start screen I can create groups and place all of my most used applications in a logical order that represents my usage patterns. You can't do anything remotely like that in the ancient start menu.

    29. Re:good by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip; my Desktop tile was actually already there, so this makes things a bit quicker.

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    30. Re:good by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      Talking about the "pin to start menu" thing. I never went into "All Programs" because it was slow and cumbersome.

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    31. Re:good by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      71. All spatially organized the way I might have icons organized on my desktop--only now I can have my desktop empty and uncluttered, showing icons only when I need them. My 6 most-used apps are on the far left, followed by my most-used directories, followed by my second-most-used apps, followed by a large mess of games I have thrown up to help me decide what to play when I have some free time.

      It's faster because sorting by use is more intuitive than sorting by alphabet position.

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    32. Re:good by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Searching for a command/program/document you don't know the name of is like looking up how to spell words in a dictionary .... it's possible but awkward

      If I already know what I am searching for then it is quicker, but if I don't ..... so it's not really a search but a quickfind ?

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    33. Re:good by crutchy · · Score: 1

      It is still Windows afterall

      yeah...and it still sucks :-)

    34. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even quicker and easier: Install Classic Shell. You can bypass the start screen entirely. It also lets you disable hot corners, charms bar and use a start menu, if you so desire. Each feature can be independently enabled or disabled, so you can customize it however you want.

    35. Re:good by crutchy · · Score: 1

      so can icons on the desktop, and to get to them is really easy... you just click the "show desktop" icon on the taskbar... not that i like that either... i prefer gnome2's panels that i can put anywhere around the screen and arrange my program icons on them... i can have some panels transparent, autohiding, etc. and x's multiple desktop thing has always been awesome for grouping running programs... then they made gnome3 which i don't much like but hey everyone seems to be changing things for the sake of change so why should the gnomes be left behind

    36. Re:good by crutchy · · Score: 1

      in windows 7 i rarely use the start menu for anything other than shutting down at the end of the day (i use linux at home)... i create folders with shortcuts and create taskbar menus from these folders... i have about 4 different "start" menus on my taskbar, in specially assigned locations. some of them even have subfolders. being able to make a taskbar menu out of a folder was one of the best features introduced back in the ol' win98/ie4 days.

    37. Re:good by crutchy · · Score: 2

      or use a start menu that has literally been the cornerstone of windows for years... maybe we shouldn't use steering wheels in cars either... lets change to pointing on the windscreen

    38. Re:good by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      In the "Customize Start Menu" dialog in Windows 7, you can uncheck the option "Use large icons" to pin even more programs to Start menu.

      Another point is that in Win8 you have to move the mouse much more in the Start screen, which is rather annoying.

    39. Re:good by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      KDE has the "plasmoids" which are panels you can put on your desktop to contain groups of icons. Not sure about the autohiding, but I guess its the closest you'll get unless you install MATE.

    40. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I've always meant by saying "the hardest part of new windows stuff is unlearning all the crap way it used to be done"

      > Search assumes you know what you want to search for and have some idea about what it is called. If I know I want to use one of the administrative tools but I can't remember what it is called, a hierarchical system makes sense. I can choose "administrative tools"

      Why do this? Why jump through hoops to get into the mindset of the one developer who grouped that one feature on a whim. What do you want? Mouse speed? Search "mouse speed".

      I think the dev builds of windows 8 were better than the release candidate and RTM versions because the last step was to remove a lot of little settings to force users into metro. Before you could have a metro and a regular browser, RTM comes around and the metro launch is the default browser. No choices. Which is a shame because ie10 works really well with touch unlike chrome but I can't have a default chrome and launch ie10metro.

      I really want to see every windows setting in the metro environment, its about time all of that go re done properly. Not some new layers on top of the old ported win95 or older boxes that can come up. Some of those windows don't even recognize the scroll wheel, forget resizing them.

      The hot corners are cool but they do need buttons also. it would make virtual machines and remote desktop stuff easier as well as making it a little more familiar for users. I would be nice to make my own charm entry too, even if I had to get into the registry for it or something.

      Metro is still very 1.0; it should be pursued though it's worth it. Something fresh. They just have to give users more control of it.

    41. Re:good by valnar · · Score: 1

      A hierarchical start menu and "All Programs" is not fluff. I live by it.

      When you have dozens if not hundreds of applications on your PC, and some are seldom used, it helps to be able to browse through your installed program base when you want to do something, but can't remember the name of that one shareware app you downloaded to make it happen. You can't search if you don't know what you're specifically looking for. But when you see it..."Ah! There it is!"

    42. Re:good by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      If you remember your app name, and if you type nimbly, then Win+R works. My parents for instance are not very good at either, but they can search visually in a list. They prefer the start button.

    43. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >A nonobvious thing is also nonexistent. It doesn't matter how well it works if non-geeks cannot find it.

      Ignorance does not make a product lack features.

      >Unless you are searching for something that you see in another window. Do you want to memorize "StatusReport-836421-FromBill_Rev3a.docx" ? It's a valid runnable object.

      Use the handy split screen feature.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coEUu1s185I

      >It does? News to me. Which one? How would I know that, outside of reading Slashdot?

      Windows Key + C,
      Or
      Windows Key. Then click the Power icon.

      > I cannot search because I don't even remember all the names. Was it "diff", WinDiff, KDiff, or something else? Ah, UltraDiff - but no, it doesn't do what I thought it does! Why don't I make a custom menu where I'd keep all the necessary tools that I need, and call it something like "Start" ?

      Or you just press Windows Key. Then start typing "diff", all of those options would come up.

      > I disable all that stuff.

      Windows 8 is a superior OS to Win7 I don't expect anyone here to see past their bias, but even for the "geeks" it's a better operating system.

      How can you even say that the Start screen is inferior to the start menu? Everything is there, it's easier to use and better looking.

      The only problem I have right now is that I can't launch steam games from the start menu. =\

    44. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You changed the whole OS just because of that???? There is an application called Classic Shell that gives you a full start menu without having to do a full re-install. Google is your friend.

    45. Re:good by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Want to run a command by typing its name name? Win+R, type away

      I don't know its name. I can't remember. I'm not even sure this program exists. I'll know it when I see/find it. All situations where this method totally fails to be any use.

      The actual hierarchical start menu? Worthless legacy cruft that has been more or less replaced by search anyway.

      No it hasn't. I have a logical mind. I like to gather related applications together in groups so I know where I'm likely to find things when I next need them. Search just bungs into a big pile that I need to know exactly what I'm looking for before I even start looking. Ordering things this way also introduces me to new stuff I see in my start menu. I am not going to search for things I don't know about and don't even know I might find useful.

      And another one to bring up the charms bar.

      Charms bar, don't make me laugh. That'll be the fugly bar that appears from the side when you position your cursor in the corner. Very intuitive. Not a charm.

      Windows 8 totally hides everything from sight, with the exception of the damn metro crap, which we all know is simply there to scream "Come to our app shop and buy stuff!"

    46. Re:good by Junta · · Score: 1

      Want to actually search for something? The start screen makes more sense then the smallish non-resizable start menu window.

      The size might make sense, but the behavior does not. In Win 7 desktops, I can generally type what I want to find and it will show up on the list. In Win 8, despite having more real estate they are more stingy with it. Search for 'update' and you get 'No apps match your search'. You have to ascertain that in fact you need to click over to a different category to see 'settings' results or 'file' results depending on what you are searching for.

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    47. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of applications (at least 10 the last time I checked) for Windows that can do desktop icon grouping, with scrolling and even automatically changing which groups show depending on time of day or your location. I won't use them for two reasons, cluttered desktops are distracting and I don't have room on my desktop for icons because it's taken up with Rainmeter. I like my icons out of the way when I don't need them and being able to make as many groups and organize them in the start menu is pretty handy.

    48. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of applications for Windows that can do icon grouping, with scrolling and even automatically changing which groups show depending on time of day or your location. I won't use them for two reasons, cluttered desktops are distracting and I don't have room on my desktop for icons because it's taken up with Rainmeter.

    49. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound like an obselete thing to me, because you suggest that the described features do make sense.

      Obsolete in the sense that
      a) Few users use it anymore.

      b) It doesn't scale well; it is difficult to use the heirarchical menu on a computer with a lot of software on it. I have a pretty clean computer, and the top level All programs is over 2 pages, with god knows how much stuff in it. I've seen start menus of people who install lots of crud that is upwards of 10+ pages.

      c) The start screen has the same functionality, and is larger and more user friendly making the start menu redundant.

      It just sounds like there are multiple ways to do these things.

      The heirarchical browse component of the start menu was replaced with the start SCREEN. If you have to resort to navigating the start menu, the start creen makes it more usable, and the start menu is redundant.

      Redundant and rarely used = obsolete

    50. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You can't search if you don't know what you're specifically looking for. But when you see it..."Ah! There it is!"

      Right. And the start screen is categorically better for doing just that. Pull it up, and page through it.

      If you have to resort to looking for something by scanning through a list of everything installed on your computer, a full screen interface makes a lot more sense than having to scroll around in a little non-resizable window in the corner of your screen.

      The start screen is to the start menu for "visual scan and find" what a moving van is to a hand cart for "moving all your furniture across town".

      The start screen is that much better than the start menu if you have to visually scan everything installed on your computer and you don't know what its called.

    51. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I don't know its name. I can't remember. I'm not even sure this program exists. I'll know it when I see/find it. All situations where this method totally fails to be any use.

      That's what the start screen is for. Scroll through it to your hearts content. If you don't know something exists, don't know its name, and will know it when you see it... you'd think a full screen to visually scan through makes a lot more sense than having to look at everything installed on your computer via a small non-resizable popup window in the corner of your screen.

      You are like the 10th person to chime in and say "I need the start menu -> all programs in case I don't know what something is called and have to search for it by visually scanning everything installed on my computer for it."

      Clearly this isn't something that you use ALL the time, or you'd know what it was called. Clearly having to scan pages of names and icons is the least desireable way to find something and you'd only do it if you had no other choice. I get the use case and I understand that sometimes you have to do this.

      But I can't figure out why you want to do it in a small non-resizable window in the corner of your screen. Just use the start screen. Its all there. And its MUCH easier to scan through.

    52. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 2

      In Win 7 desktops, I can generally type what I want to find and it will show up on the list. In Win 8, despite having more real estate they are more stingy with it. Search for 'update' and you get 'No apps match your search'.

      But do you really want every email you ever wrote with the word update returned? Every PDF file that mentions the word? Every source code file?

      One of the things I don't like about Windows 7 search is that if I type the first few letters of notepad... It finds notepad, notepad++, StickyNotes, ... but if I hit see more results, it also finds 28,000 email messages in outlook, and 16,000 documents (word, excel, c source code, pretty much every pdf on my computer ... everything) and its all mashed together in one search results. Almost Nobody finds it generally useful to have programs, email, documents all returned together. Microsoft got lots of feed back on that. That's why the start screen doesn't do it.

      But I agree, some fine tuning of how it works could be required.
      Apps and control panels maybe should be returned together rather than separate.

       

    53. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Charms bar, don't make me laugh. That'll be the fugly bar that appears from the side when you position your cursor in the corner. Very intuitive. Not a charm.

      No, I agree its not at all intuitive. That's why I suggested they add a button to make it more discoverable.

      The only real problem with the charms bar on the desktop is that the hotcorner interface to bring it up doesn't make sense. The bar itself is fine.

    54. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      But does it matter what the GUI designer *thought* the menu would be used for? The primary function of an object is what most people use it for.

      And microsofts feedback, and measurement metrics all showed a clear trend AWAY from using the start menu in favor of pinned apps, and search.

      They definitely made a mistakes with taking it out completely, but its not like they didn't know how it was being used (or no longer used).

      Of course it's just an example; however as you search in Win7 you see more and more matching entries. If you have ten status reports saved on the disk and indexed, you already at that point can select the one that has the right numbers in it - because you can visually compare...

      And I already said I think there should be a limited search gadget on the taskbar that doesn't go full screen.

      You also have the search results/filters in Windows Explorer for the type of scenario you are talking about.

      In many cases there is a perfectly good substitute solution in Windows 8 that does the job better than the windows 7 start menu... people often just don't know about it (which is a legitimate problem), but that doesn't make win8 defective in its own right.

      The correct solution for this problem is in pinning the necessary icons to the desktop [...] The desktop option works in Win8, but to use it you need to see the desktop.

      Well, no actually you actually don't. You could right click on the taskbar, and select Toolbars, and select "Desktop". And you now have a cascading popup hierarchical menu of everything on your desktop. You've been able to do that since Vista, maybe even XP... I don't recall... I think it did actually. Hell... maybe even win98 had it.

      Perhaps Windows 8 just needed to have it turned on by default.

      You can also create your own toolbars, menus set up exactly the way you want with applications, documents, internet address links... make a custom toolbar cascade for each workflow you use.

      You talk about ClassicShell, and how power users want the old Windows 7 start menu... but what you can do with toolbars is superior in every way. You were so eager to -fix- what you perceived as broken that you didn't spend any time seeing what the operating system actually gave you.

      Windows 8 isn't perfect, I'll be the first to agree. I want a limited OSX like spotlight or the windows 7 start menu search box as a taskbar gadget to launch things like cmd, gpedit, mstsc, etc... i don't like it flipping to the start screen for that, and Win-R doesn't do any sort of autocomplete/search and I don't know how to "run as administrator" from win-R. And the new features are not as discoverable as they should be. And I categorically dislike hot-corners on the desktop. And several of the "defaults" are just plain wrong. Launching pictures or video from the desktop should open the desktop applications by default, for example.

      But a lot of the Win8 complaints and the rush to ClassicShell type apps or the "I went back to Windows 7" from people who claim to be power users is almost comical... the features are there, in some cases better options are there, and in some cases those options have been for years... but these powerusers minds are closed and they just want to cling to the old-way whether it was any good or not.

    55. Re:good by tftp · · Score: 1

      I see your point, thanks! I only want to comment on this:

      And microsofts feedback, and measurement metrics all showed a clear trend AWAY from using the start menu in favor of pinned apps, and search.

      Those metrics captured habits of only those users who, for one reason or another, failed to disable reporting of those metrics. Probably I will not be too wrong if I say that most of those users, who were sending those metrics, are pretty clueless about computers.

      these powerusers minds are closed and they just want to cling to the old-way whether it was any good or not.

      ... and that drags us into a completely different discussion, about "what is good?"

    56. Re:good by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      Why do this? Why jump through hoops to get into the mindset of the one developer who grouped that one feature on a whim. What do you want? Mouse speed? Search "mouse speed".

      I just did a search for mouse speed in Windows 7. The first option was "Change the mouse pointer display or speed." So it seems Windows 7 already has the ability to search for keywords to perform various actions (which I've used many times and dearly love). Yet it still has the traditional hierarchical menu for finding things when the search function fails.

      Having BOTH options is great, and Windows 7 does this in fine form. Windows 8 focuses primarily on search, and if you require discoverability then it's less capable than what Windows 7 already does. THAT's the problem.

    57. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you go to Google to search for something, are you pulling down deeply nested lists of millions of topics or are you typing in what you want into a search bar?

      Same thing. This is 2013, you can buy a 3TB hard drive for about $100, we have millions of files on our PCs, applications often have thousands of files each. Drilling down through menus is inefficient and obsolete. Oh and if you can recognize a specific file in an eye-straining wall of look alike files, then you do know its name and could have easily searched for and had it up within seconds instead of hunting around a huge file list.

    58. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Those metrics captured habits of only those users who, for one reason or another, failed to disable reporting of those metrics.

      As far as I know, I don't think sending MS those metrics are something that are on by default. I've certainly never disabled sending them myself, but I doubt I was sending them in the first place. So I'm honestly not sure where they got them.

      Whether they partnered with some big enterprises? or did it in house with their own users? (Although I can't beleive they'd only be using internal data.)

      Its an interesting question, where they got the data. I don't think your assumption that it only captured people to clueless to opt out though. ... and that drags us into a completely different discussion, about "what is good?"

      Fair enough :) But the start menu is a hierarchical menu system from Windows 95 that's just had things bolted onto it since then. It was overwrought and it definitely needed a rethink.

    59. Re:good by tftp · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, I don't think sending MS those metrics are something that are on by default.

      These settings are on by default, as I understand. You have to turn them off. They are explained here.

    60. Re:good by gsslay · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to scan screens worth of colored squares to find things, I'd put everything on the desktop as an icon. I don't because there is no hierarchical structure to it.

    61. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. I was aware of most of those, but not the actual windows one.

    62. Re:good by vux984 · · Score: 2

      If I wanted to scan screens worth of colored squares to find things, I'd put everything on the desktop as an icon. I don't because there is no hierarchical structure to it.

      Have you used windows 8? Do you have any idea what you are talking about? These are screenshots of the Start Screen All Apps view:

      http://omnitechsupportripoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/windows-8-start-screen_01150911.jpg

      http://trekker.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/02-windows8_start_screen-all_apps.png

      http://cdn.ghacks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/windows-8-all-apps.jpg

      The "hierarchical structure" has been flattened a bit, but its all there, organized just as it has always been organized. You've got your top level stuff, your start menu folders, its all still there.

  3. mature response to a corporate stumble by one_who_uses_unix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am no Microsoft fan however I am glad to see them responding to customer feedback on their product. IT is good to see large companies shape products based on customer response - particularly when they command a very large share of a market.

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    1. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by henkvanderlaak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Responding to feedback.... You mean as in their response to "We want to stick with XP!"

    2. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by prandal · · Score: 1

      If they really want people to 'upgrade' from XP, shouldn't they make an in-place upgrade possible?

    3. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by efitton · · Score: 1

      Quite a bit different than GNOME and KDE.

    4. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2

      It was nice to see them follow up Win7 with a new direction. We don't need endless cycles of more of the same. On the other hand it's also nice to see them respond to feedback. Metro is great for a lot of things but some people just can't let the start button go.

    5. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by matrim99 · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what Metro is good for except on a tablet. Windows 8 is indeed a step in the right direction, but Metro should have only been the default Start menu on tablets.

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    6. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But they're using the corporate line that more PC makes should be using touch screens to show off Windows 8 better. Which is a stupid excuse, since the entire world isn't going to get a new PC just because of Windows 8, and they're certainly not going to buy the very expensive touch screen capable ones. The issues still remains that Metro is a silly and clumsy UI to use on real world computers in actual use today.

    7. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      To be fair when people did not like where Gnome and KDE were going they had the choice to pick up where they left off and roll their own.
      Which some people did. Some users followed. Some distributions picked up speed due to what they did.
      With Microsoft your only choice is to bitch. You can not take the windows 7 source and stay on that path and update as you will.

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    8. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was sarcasm right? I can't quite tell. My sarcasm detector always has trouble with Windows 8 comments.

      You started with "I am no Microsoft fan" so that must be sarcasm right? Or is that just what the script tells you to type?

      The freakin company has decades of experience shaping products based on customer response and untold millions poured into the development of Windows 8.

      If they were 'mature' company responding to customer feedback, Windows 8 wouldn't be the public relations disaster it is now.

      Insightful my a**

    9. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You said it man. That's exactly the point, with Microsoft you are stuck and have zero choices. It doesn't matter to me if they add the start menu back or not, I moved to Linux last year and wouldn't go back to that sorry excuse for an OS if you paid me a Million green backs. But I understand people are 'hooked' into the OS like I was. I sucked it up after 15 years and decided it was time to take back my freedom and choice.

    10. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Change for the sake of change is not a rational nor beneficial paradigm.

      Know what else hasn't changed much over the aeons? Bacteria. Sure, they have a chemical arms race with each other, but the basic package? Been basically the same for hundreds of millions of years, because it is the best at what the germs need to survive.

      Simply because something "has been around forever!" Does not mean it should be abandoned.

      Perhaps a different quote is needed? "If it isn't broke, don't fix it." For MANY users, the start menu is NOT broken. There is no need to "fix" it, outside of the arrogance of self important design idiots, who feel that UIs should change like yearly fashion trends, and for the same reasons.

      Newsflash. Just because something is old, doesn't mean it is the wrong tool for the job, nor does it mean holding onto it is wrong.

      Just take the CLI out of a mainstream linux, and force the GUI experience 100% for all tasks, and state blithely that "some people just can't let go of the command line". Watch your userbase run for the hills.

      For a company who's tagline is "where do you want to go today?", they sure have a strange way of listening to the answer to that question.

      The userbase has clearly and definitively spoken on the issue.
      Asserting that the userbase is wrong/afraid of change/some other canard is completely wrongheaded.

      Either give your customers what they want, or they will find somebody else who will.

    11. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, they should have included emulated XP in Windows 7 with an upgrade to convert your existing XP install into a virtual machine.

    12. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Games for one. People run them full screen anyway. As much as people here (myself included) don't really like the App Store model most people clearly do. I know my wife and kid like having lots of free / low cost games that are easy to get.

    13. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      >Know what else hasn't changed much over the aeons? Bacteria.

      I know this is not your main point but I can't let that slide. Bacteria changes all the time; an arms race as you mentioned. But it has also changed in much larger ways over time. We share a common ancestor after all.
      Now to address your main point more directly. Technology is like fashion in that change is guaranteed even if some elements remain standard. The simple black dress and a nice pair of blue jeans will always be in style. Windows 8 (even Win RT) still has a command line. It's not going anywhere. On the other hand, navigating a hierarchy of arbitrary depth to launch an app was made obsolete by Win7. Even in Win7 people should be pinning apps to the task bar or using the winkey + first letters of app name to launch the app. Navigating the start menu in Win7 should be a last resort.

      Call it arrogance if you must but sometimes the end user does not know better, they only know what they know. I was going to use the old Henry Ford "quote" about people just wanting a faster horse but I like to check my sources and there's no evidence he actually said that. I think the spirit of the quote is valid though. People resist change. That's understandable because it's hard to know how things are going to work out and it's only after making the change that you can look back and say "yes, this is better".

    14. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do tech support for your mother in law. Then you'll see just how critically important a start menu is.

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    15. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      "Users should be using the winkey and the first few letters.."

      Why?

      I have a counter to this logic. Namely, how do you quickly determine what software packages have been installed on an unfamiliar workstation in a quick and painless fashion using this method? Repeated attempts at the winkey + initial letter combos?

      Perhaps going all the way into the control pannel, and into the add/remove programs applet?

      *a LOT* of contextual information can be efficiently passed to the user about the current status and capabilities of a workstation via the contextual hierarchal menu that you seem overly eager to axe.

      One of the major benefits in a multiuser environment, is that a user can quickly and efficiently get this information, even if they can't quite articulate that with words more sophisticated than "I want the start menu back."

      Microsoft's assertions that "Users rarely use that contextual menu, so we don't want to purpetuate it, and don't understand why people are so pissed about that" (paraphrased) discount that users only need this information infrequently, but DO need the functionality to persist.

      Call it a legacy feature if you must, but it does need to be preserved.

    16. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I dont think ANY OS maker provides an option to directly upgrade from $currentversion - 2 to $currentversion. You want them to span 3 versions?

    17. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Metro is the reason they want to stick with XP. XP to Windows 7 migrations slowed down tremendously as Windows 8 came. Many consumers see it and go back home to their 2006 XP machine and hug it and plan to stay with it and the cutting edge IE 8 for more years to come.

    18. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Actually, they should have included emulated XP in Windows 7

      They did

      with an upgrade to convert your existing XP install into a virtual machine

      Doable, but the installer doesn't do it for you.

    19. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by graphius · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu LTS

    20. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Ya, by all means! I mean, they should absolutely take an O/S that they've spent 10 years securing and improving, and then carve a giant hole in it just so a bunch of techno-Luddite-retards can still keep running an O/S whose kernel might be in highschool if it was one of their gap-toothed, inbred coverall-wearing offspring...

      MY response to all of those mouth-breathing fuckwits would've been, "It's time for you to SHUT-UP and FUCK OFF!" -- all those tinfoil-hat-wearing mental-midgets who STILL promote the use of WinXP NEED TO JUST DIE, and take all of those shit-ass, spam-spewing, DDOS-supporting rootkit-and-assorted-malware-hosting piece of shit machines with them down into the pits of hell!

      And you're just as nicely encouraging these nice folks to switch to Linux, right? Gee, thanks.

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    21. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Using Windows is like buying one of those old integrated stereos that had an amp, a pre-amp, a tuner, a turntable and an 8-track. All the components were poor quality and it was hard to swap out pieces if one broke. With Windows 8 a couple of the components don't even work well together. I prefer the Linux approach where each component is separate, replaceable, and can be tunes to a user's preferences. The 'free' part is an added bonus.

    22. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Nerdfest · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Metro is good as it forces people to into an iOS-style walled garden where Microsoft gets 30% of all sales and gets to control what people install. I'm hoping you weren't looking for how Metro is good for users, because in the short and long term, it's not.

    23. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      In the rare case that you need to see everything that's installed you can use the All button of the start page. It's all categorized and easy to see everything that's installed. But I think for what you're talking about the add/remove control panel would be the best method. Which brings me to one of my very favorite Win 8 features: Winkey + X. This brings up a powerful admin quick access menu. To get to the Add / Remove Features panel it's just Winkey + X + F. It's so much better than navigating to the start button, clicking control panel and clicking the Add / Remove Features icon.

    24. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      You can upgrade to Windows 8 from any version of XP, Vista or 7. The Windows 8 upgrade is actually a full blown installation, it just checks to see that you have one of those prior versions of Windows before installing or upgrading.

    25. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you upgrade to Windows 8, then you can convert your Windows 7 install into a virtual machine which runs your XP virtual machine. Inception!

    26. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      I was meaning, that with a passive click on the start button, and a few seconds of hovering, I can learn a great deal about the user's workstation I am sitting at.

      I don't actually have to launch anything, and when I am done, the taskbar autohides again. No need for an arcane keystroke combo, or putting myself through actually launching an applet.

      The "all programs" side of the start page is a toggle. I prefer the transience of a quick menu fan.

      I can do this in under 3 seconds, and get a pretty firm grasp of what somebody does at that workstation, what tools are installed, and how to proceed further.

      At work, I make use of win7's "frequently used applications" pins in its start menu, for launching notepad, mspaint, paint.net, and calculator when I need them, without pinning 4 items to my quicklaunch bar. I prefer an uncluttered task tray.

      I use the start button quite a lot, and do take it personally when told that I am simply "wrong" for doing so. It's functionality I use to do my job, win 8's UI paradigm to make all native apps full screen abominations makes using several instances of calculator at once nightmarish, constant task switching to the start page is onerously distracting for little productive benefit, and I find it aesthetically abhorrent to boot.

      In short, I don't like it, and it gets in the way. Everything a UI should not do.

      Clearly, I am not alone.

      And you didn't answer my question, why is Winkey + letters better than 2 clicks for a frequently accessed program?

    27. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by smash · · Score: 1

      Yeah and I'm sure their "response" will be "Upgrades from Windows XP or Windows 7 are not supported".

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    28. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by crutchy · · Score: 1

      windows 7 + virtualbox = msdos

    29. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by crutchy · · Score: 1

      ie6 is awesome! ...if you are an IT support contractor :)

    30. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by crutchy · · Score: 1

      no actually using windows is like buying a power supply for your stereo... you still have to buy all the other components separately

      linux is like a full blown recording studio... sure you can play music, but you can also make it :)

    31. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Nbrevu · · Score: 1

      You are missing a huge point. It's not that users don't want to get rid of XP, it's that they don't want to get rid of the XP UI. Make it so newer systems look identical to Windows XP and people will happily upgrade (by the way, Classic Shell is not identical enough for a lot of people), but start changing things and users will start to get pissed off about changing their workflow, re-learning where to find whatever they need and having to get accustomed to the new look of certain components. I know a few cases of people with dual boot that still use Win7 only when strictly needed (in most cases, because of compatibility problems), going back to XP for the everyday use. Some of them are actual power users (baking their own Windows install CDs with their own preferred bundle of applications and preset configuration, for example).

      Changes in UI are a big point of friction, probably even more than susceptibility to malware, performance problems or even compatilbility (with both software and hardware, although this last one is sometimes a good reason to keep your old OS). Well-known example: for a lot of people, and this one includes me, Windows 7's Start Menu was already a step in the wrong direction, and many of us still think so. Go figure.

    32. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by crutchy · · Score: 1

      it's a pity you can't run the "get IT support now!" program by simply typing "con/con" at the run prompt

    33. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      But they're using the corporate line that more PC makes should be using touch screens to show off Windows 8 better. Which is a stupid excuse, since the entire world isn't going to get a new PC just because of Windows 8, and they're certainly not going to buy the very expensive touch screen capable ones. The issues still remains that Metro is a silly and clumsy UI to use on real world computers in actual use today.

      Touch screens will never take off in an office environment. People have repetitive stress injuries as it is from dragging a mouse across a flat surface. Arms up like some goddamn ape all the time jabbing a screen is going to cause real, non trivial, actual damage to people who will get compensation or lose actual productivity for the company. Not to mention the anal ones that wont want to be looking through greasy finger prints all the time... and the fact they are expensive, and prone to failure...

      Microsoft didn't think. That's all there is to it.

    34. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know why opinions elsewhere on the net are more varied? Because paid shills have an easier time elsewhere.

    35. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      >And you didn't answer my question, why is Winkey + letters better than 2 clicks for a frequently accessed program?
      Wasn't trying to dodge, just missed the exact question. The reason is because it's faster. I don't need to move my hands from the keyboard, grab a mouse and then navigate down different targets. But this would only be the case for the somewhat frequently used programs. The very frequently used programs would be pinned.

      At any rate it seems we're now down to the point where your main complaint is based on a rare case where you are sitting at an unfamiliar system and what to see at a glance what's there. If that's what is really holding you back fine. It just seems you are giving up all the other things that make Win8 better than Win7 for some pretty small concerns.

      Please don't take any of this personally. None of what I've said has been intended to be personal. I'm just some random person on the internet after all. Don't worry too much about it.
      Have a nice day. (not sarcasm)

    36. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by frinkster · · Score: 1

      Metro is good as it forces people to into an iOS-style walled garden where Microsoft gets 30% of all sales and gets to control what people install. I'm hoping you weren't looking for how Metro is good for users, because in the short and long term, it's not.

      Yes, in exactly the same way that any Linux desktop distro that comes with a preconfigured set of software repositories could attempt take control of what people install.

      OS X and Windows 8 have app stores where you can conveniently find and install software for your machine. Neither Apple nor Microsoft have ever made any indication that they will ever eventually prevent users from installing software that comes from a different source. And yet here on Slashdot we continuously get comments that imply that such a thing has already happened.

    37. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Analogy fail.
      Linux distros all allow you add more repos, or install any program by a non-repo method.
      MS does *not* allow alternate 'Metro stores' or allow *any method* of installing Metro apps which it does not approve (and take a 30% cut of for paid apps).

      So MS are *already* preventing you from installing certain classes of program. It's as if Ubuntu only allowed you to install 'Unity' applications from their official repos, but allowed you to install any legacy Gnome application. If that was the case, if you wanted your application to use Unity features you would *have* to comply with Canonical's requirements. If you want to use Metro features in an app you *have* go via MS.

    38. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Since I do industrial CAD, my hands spend more time on the mouse, and the left side of the keyboard than does a programmer, (Who sends comparatively more time on the homerow.) Or a data entry person (who spends time on the numeric keypad.)

      The same would be true of a computer graphic artist, or a casual websurfer.

      It is decidedly NOT faster for my use case to use winkey + letters, since it requires physically moving my right hand off the mouse, onto the homerow, locating the bump, then performing the key combo, then returning to the mouse.

      This is why it is important for a general use OS's UI to have flexible and configurable options, so that workflow is only minimally disrupted.

      Essentially, I am saying "winkey + keystrokes" is better, for you. that does not make it necessarily better for me, and certainly does not mean that all users should be forced to do only one.

      (I apologise if I am sounding like a douche here.)

      For me, it is demonstrably faster and less disruptive to just flick the mouse I am already holding and click the start button once, and the frequently used program directly after than it is to use winkey + keystrokes. (Which as stated, requires me to release the mouse, and home position my right hand first, and requires me to then return to the mouse afterward.)

      This is exactly the same argument you make FOR using this approach, just from the opposite side of the fence.

      For either of us to bitch and moan about how our way is the only true way(tm), is arrogant, and selfish. It doesn't bother me at all that the winkey+text method exists. Why does the existence of the start button, which occupies perhaps 200 total pixels when not active, and 20 or so when on autohide, bother you so much by existing?

      I wouldn't have a beef against win8 if I could customize it for my workflow. The UI designers who built it arrogantly assert the "one true use case" falsehood, and left no such options.

      That, and its severe shortcomings for quickly passing metadata to the operator that I mentioned previously, really torque me off about it. If I could disable metro's obtuse behaviors, I wouldn't have an issue.

    39. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by childproof · · Score: 1

      And it does no harm at all if you are an install kiddy that reinstalls everything on a daily basis because windows runs faster everytime. But you can always buy an upgrade from XP to vista, to w7 and to w8 if you really believe that your installed software will continue to work afterwards.

    40. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      I honestly have no idea what you are trying to say.

    41. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1. That about says it all. The evolution of the desktop metaphor began with Xerox and Apple, hit its peak with OSX, and has changed little in between. Because it's a model that just works across a huge range of use cases and is easy to learn. I've worked with designers with this terrifying "let's fix the UI" mindset - talented ones, too. It arises because they've got absolutely nothing to design other than superficial tweaks - and hence no work to do - if they just admit that the existing UX is actually perfect the way it is.

    42. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      Absolute bullshit. I know people in real life who prefer Windows to Linux because they've had less problems and more support. Others just don't find Linux offers them much in the way of benefits compared to those they get by sticking with the status quo (i.e. Windows). I strongly doubt they're shills. More likely they, like a lot of people on the net, have juggled the pros and cons between Windows and Linux and have decided any pains in Windows are ultimately less than those experienced in Linux. Only those living in their own reality are unable to accept that this could actually be possible.

    43. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by childproof · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked (because I wanted to do an upgrade from vista to W8) I found that I have to reinstall everything because upgrades are supported only from the previous version. I can buy an upgrade from vista to 7 then I can upgrade to w8. This makes the upgrade much more expensive and there is no guarantee that the software I have been running on vista will actually work. Since windows provides only limited backup capabilities I need to throw in a few bucks more for a backup program the may or may not work in the given case. Since you are referring to a full blown installation I suppose you do have solved these obstacles for yourself. For me it is time and money, not a simple upgrade from XP to W8.

    44. Re:mature response to a corporate stumble by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      For the vast majority PC sold, XP mode is a secondary application that has an added cost above and beyond the cost of their OS. It also requires that they know it exists and has a seperate install.

  4. 100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course that's what Microsoft cares about, but it's irrelevant to the point of fixing this broken OS.
    People don't buy Windows; they buy computers.

    1. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People don't buy Windows; they buy computers.

      Sure, but PC makers are more than unhappy with windows 8 reception. At least I did complain with HP about windows 8 just for the lulz (since i've already unistalled it).

      So the causality actually is: MS makes shitty product -> PC makers install it -> customers buy a computer with winodws 8 -> costumer bitches about W8 with the PC makers -> PC makers bitches to MS -> MS is forced to act

    2. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      People don't buy Windows; they buy computers.

      Or they don't buy computers, if the computer comes with Windows 8 . . . which is what the PC manufacturers have been complaining about.

      Or they buy tablets.

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    3. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't buy Windows; they buy computers.

      They buy computers *with* Windows or Macs which often dual boot Windows. The only company successful in the mass market with personal computers running something *other* than Windows is Apple, not because it hasn't been tried but because users want either Windows or OSX (with the ability to run Windows where they need it).

    4. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or they don't buy computers, if the computer comes with Windows 8 . . . which is what the PC manufacturers have been complaining about.

      Or they buy tablets.

      On that "hairyfeet" had an interesting theory (in another thread) that is worth repeating:
      Microsoft is rich enough to survive another Vista or two, but many PC manufacturers are not. If Microsoft does nothing to make them happy again, they may get desperate and push Linux in earnest.

      So there is some risk for Microsoft of losing dominance in their main market if they overdo it with pushing the UI formerly called Metro ;-)

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    5. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The 100 million number is very misleading. They sold licenses to OEM's. Also, the Windows computers I've bought since Windows 8 came out have had a license for Windows 8 (along with an install disc) but have come with Windows 7 pre-installed.

    6. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IMHO that's exactly what ASUS was doing with their netbooks that they were designing back when MS was pushing Vista down everyone's throats and there was not yet any sign that Win7 would be any better.

    7. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is rich enough to survive another Vista or two, but many PC manufacturers are not. If Microsoft does nothing to make them happy again, they may get desperate and push Linux in earnest.

      Well if they "in earnest" try shipping hardware without Microsoft software then Microsoft could also roll their own hardware, like they did with Surface. People are more tied to the OS than to Dell or Compaq or HP hardware.

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    8. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      More competition from the Linux world, along with the influx of users demanding polish, would be a wonderful thing.

      And lets be clear, Linux / its ecosystem need a good deal of work.

    9. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by White+Flame · · Score: 2

      We also don't know how many licenses Microsoft needs to break even for its Windows division. I'd suspect the vast majority of these are cheap OEM licenses, not corporate sales, as businesses are steering clear of Win8, so we're probably talking a couple dozen dollars of revenue per sale on average.

      I'd be interested to know how much a couple billion dollars is compared to the Win8-related expenses Microsoft has had in pre-launch and continuing development, marketing, and support of the OS.

    10. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by fisted · · Score: 1

      Does it? How so, exactly?

    11. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of room for improvment in Linux-land. To deny that is to be in denial of the problems that exist.

    12. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Gaming in general could use improvement. Current problems are
      -poor drivers for 3D graphics
      -and a meager supply of native games (as WINE is not perfect yet, and even if it was, it would be an extra layer that eats some performance).

      But even so, I guess people who only use their PC for some web surfing might as well use Linux.

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    13. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      it(wine) would be an extra layer that eats some performance

      Incorrect. This is the whole point of wine not being an emulator. There is no such performance penalty of wine.

      There could be, incidental, penalties because the programs were designed for Microsoft's NT derived kernels and other infrastructure, so running them on other infrastructure could be less than ideal. But it will not be because of an "extra layer". That is also why there are instances of wine on linux outperforming native windows in some tasks.

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    14. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by petermgreen · · Score: 2

      Also the way MS volume and to a lesser extent OEM licensing generally works is that you buy the latest version and then use downgrade rights to get the version you really want. So sales of win8 licenses don't mean people are actually using them to run win8.

      If a company has an old machine which is currently licensed for XP or Vista and wants to put win7 on it than afaict they will need to buy a win8 license for it. (one win8 license sold)
      If a company buys a new machine from a vendor that doeesn't offer that machine with a win 7 pro license and wants to put winXP on it (because they aren't ready to migrate yet) then afaict they will also need to buy a win8 volume license for it since the standard OEM edition includes no downgrade rights at all and the PRO OEM edition only includes downgade rigths to vista. (two win8 licenses sold)
      If a company buys a new machine from a vendor that doesn't offer that machinew ith a win 7 license and wants to put win 7 on it then they will buy it with win 8 pro and downgrade (one win8 license sold)

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    15. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by fisted · · Score: 1

      And the problems you name are Linux' fault how exactly?

    16. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      The open source graphics drivers could be better. Sure you can say that is the task of the hardware vendors, but the community always said "all we need is the hardware specs, then we'll write the drivers".

      IMHO that is a promise that is slow in being fulfilled, as far as Intel and AMD are concerned. They do provide specs. On the other hand, nVidia refuse to document their chips, so I don't hold it against the Noveau project if they have difficulties. The Linux community never promised to support undocumented hardware.

      The lack of native games is, of course, NOT the fault of Linux.

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    17. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

    18. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the Gnome people screwed it all up with Gnome3 - an analogous mistake to Windows 8. Fortunately, Debian 7 has an option to choose Xfce (or KDE if you must be bloated) on installation. This is pulling people back from Ubuntu to Debian I'd say.

    19. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      "Wine is not an emulator" reffers to the fact that wine is not emulating the CPU. It still has to emulate windows.

      Wine is fundamentally a layer that maps the functionality that windows programs expect onto the functionality that linux provides. When writing a mapping layer like that sometimes that mapping will be easy and of negligable overhead. Other times the functionality will not map well and the mapping layer will have to go to more effort to simulate them..

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    20. Re:100 million Windows 8 licenses sold by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Wine is fundamentally a layer

      It is a layer, but not necessarily an "extra" layer, which is what I was protesting.

      When writing a mapping layer like that sometimes that mapping will be easy and of negligable overhead. Other times the functionality will not map well and the mapping layer will have to go to more effort to simulate them..

      Which is what I said (and then some) in the following words :

      There could be, incidental, penalties because the programs were designed for Microsoft's NT derived kernels and other infrastructure, so running them on other infrastructure could be less than ideal. But it will not be because of an "extra layer". That is also why there are instances of wine on linux outperforming native windows in some tasks.

      In the "extra layer" theory, there can NEVER be an outperformance by wine. In the real world, however rare, there is an outperformance.

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  5. And they'll call it Windows 8-- ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    \subject

    1. Re:And they'll call it Windows 8-- ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they'll call it Windows 8-- ?

      I'm pretty sure that should be --8

    2. Re:And they'll call it Windows 8-- ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be vista

  6. I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put back the start button.

  7. Don't strain your Brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "One size fits all" rarely does.

    I guess I am trying to be facetious, but rather than the strengths of different devices coming together through some kind of unified OS metaphor all the weaknesses joined forces instead.

    Now go and make something REALLY GOOD

    1. Re:Don't strain your Brains by KreAture · · Score: 2

      Only thing I know that is a "one size fits all", is a straight-jacket.
      Also, the 100 million sold are actually force-bundled with new computers. Wonder how many uninstalled it and got Linux on there or bought Win7 with/after it?

    2. Re:Don't strain your Brains by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      the 100 million figure also probably includes a pile of volume licenses.. but those seats mostly remain on XP or 7.

    3. Re:Don't strain your Brains by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Pareos are one-size, too.

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  8. wrestling with windows 8 now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't add a wireless profile if the surface unit can't see the network. When it can, I can't get it to use the certificate and it starts asking for a wifi password.
    Then there's the compatibility problems. And the hiding of familiar places to make admin changes. And the removal of the start menu.
    Microsoft should have listened to people instead of trying to strong-arm them into changing.

  9. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is misspelling things again.

    It's spelled "Windows Blue", but pronounced "Windows Blew".

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  10. Not One? by Psyko · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Nobody takes a crack at marketing calling the new one blue? If you thought windows 8 was bad, the new version is guaranteed to leave you blue... or something?

    /I am dissapoint

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    1. Re:Not One? by Psyko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Windows 8: We Blue it...

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    2. Re:Not One? by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      It will boot up into the Blue screen of death?

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    3. Re:Not One? by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      Saves time that way.

    4. Re:Not One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it might be because Marketing isn't calling the new one "blue"... As yet, Marketing isn't calling it anything. "Blue", like "Longhorn" and "Cairo" and "Whistler" and "Blackcomb" and dozens of others before it, is just an internal "codename" for Windows 8.1 (or whatever they end up calling when Marketing actually becomes involved in the thing).

      Oddly, "Blue" has already been used as a codename for SQL Report Designer 2.0 ...

      Anyway, for reference: Microsoft Code Names

      -AC

    5. Re:Not One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll probably still have more adoption that way than booting up to the Metro UI

  11. Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Today I took delivery of my new work PC. When I ordered it I asked for Windows 8... One has to keep up with these things, right? Bloody hell...

    Seriously, when one has to Google on another computer for instructions on how to bring up the damn (well hidden) address bar in the browser, you know your "intuitive" design is bad, bad, bad. Luckily I already knew about the (equally well hidden) active corners of the screen to bring up the Start screen, Desktop and Charm bar,so I did manage to get around, sort of. Trying to find some essential system settings proved impossible until I ended up installing StartIsBack, which gives me the start menu and old desktop upon boot; after that I could access the old style control panel. Windows 8 is just fine and dandy... Now that I have it working just like Windows 7. Honestly, the Metro interface is not that bad on a mobile device with a touch screen, but it has no place on a desktop PC.

    Sure, all new UIs will require some learning. But never, not since Windows 3.11, have I had such a hostile experience from a new OS.

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    1. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Sure, all new UIs will require some learning. But never, not since Windows 3.11, have I had such a hostile experience from a new OS.

      I hope by hostile that you mean crashing a lot, because all the menus in Windows 3.11 can be written down on the back of your hand and still have room left over for an xkcd.

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    2. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by magamiako1 · · Score: 0

      I guess you use a different version of Windows 8 than I do, I've found the experience to be quite useful.

    3. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by spire3661 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its amazing that Microsoft didnt figure out that Workstations are going to remain Workstations and to not fuck it up with a tablet paradigm. The thing that pisses me off is that it is blatantly obvious that they didnt care how bad the UI was, they wanted to trojan horse Metro so bad so they get that juicy 30% cut of everything.

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    4. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you like, I can refer you to a great dominatrix who is uncannily handy with the whip and enjoys watching people suffer. Should be right up the alley of people who enjoyed the upgrade to Windows 8.

      Seriously, I am curious to learn which areas you found to be an improvement over previous versions of Windows on desktop machines. I for one never had to Google around for instructions on performing basic tasks after upgrading to a new OS. I didn't have to when I tried a few of the more modern Linux distros, nor when I got my first iDevice from Apple. That's because those environments have good UI designs that build on existing paradigms, make things obvious, visible and intuitive, and provide contextual help when stuff isn't obvious. Windows 8 has none of that.

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    5. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      "User-hostile" is a term commonly used to describe a featureset of the UI that acts against the user in manipulating the UI.

    6. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 0

      I had the exact same experience trying to figure out how to load an article in the WIKIpedia application. How on earth was I suppose to know that I'm supposed to find "Search" on the "Charms" bar?

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    7. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by wierd_w · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it's sesame street UI.

      Here, compare:

      sesamestreet.org's muppets page

      And

      The UI formerly known as Metro

      Personally, I prefer my UI to treat me like my age is greater than a single digit. Simplicity can be a good thing, in moderation. This is not in moderation, was forced, unwanted, and hurtful to their brand and reputation.

      Sesamestreet UI is a nonstarter on a desktop.

    8. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a lot of situations where the action I wanted to do was "greyed out" in a menu, thus inaccessible, for no apparent reason, which seemed pretty hostile to me. It wasn't tested properly before release so it didn't take long to hit edge cases that wouldn't work as designed.

    9. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Yep, like the greyed out menu options when they should have been available.

    10. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to also point out that the Metro Style is mofugly! M$ should definitely learn from apple on the UI side.

    11. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Judging by the app store theyre not getting 30% of much of anything.

    12. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      I sometimes think of it as the Knots Landing UI.

    13. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sesamestreet UI is a nonstarter on a desktop.

      I'm growing tired of hearing this for every UI iteration I see released.

      Windows 3.1? "OMG Where's my DOS, what is this kiddy crap?"

      Windows 95? "Bring back my progman! This shit's designed for children to use, not for us power users!"

      KDE 4? "Fisher Price Linux! This is garbage!"

      Gnome 3? "Why should I waste cycles on a pretty interface?"

      Windows Vista/7? "Too many colors! Aero sucks!"

      Win 8? "Sesame Street UI!"

      See a trend? People don't like new things in general and shiny things are terrifying to the /. crowd, apparently.

    14. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      Actually, I found the win95 (actually NT4) UI to be very useful, and empowering.

      I did dislike the trend away from high information density and no-nonsense design that came with subsequent iterations, but this was mostly just cosmetic, and thus, while an irritation, not a game breaker.

      When you go 180 degrees from your business tagline, "where do you want to go today?", and instead assert forcefully that "You will go HERE today", ignoring all protests and requests to let them off the buss, then there is a major problem.

      Saying "users don't really know where the want to go, so we decide for them" is specious, and arrogant.

      I am just as tired of that arrogance as you clearly are with the complaints.

      Fancy that. 2 sides to every coin.

    15. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I am curious to learn which areas you found to be an improvement over previous versions of Windows on desktop machines.

      People have different tastes, no big surprise. I

      I like Windows 8. I like the start screen. I actually like it more than the menu of old, it is more useful to me, personally. If they got rid of it, I'd try to find software to replace it. I don't mind the lack of start button, less shit on my desktop is good (another personal preference), I never really cared about the button sitting there, saying "Start", or whatnot, since I haven't even seen it since Win95 thanks to muscle memory and the win key.

      This isn't to say everything in Win8 is good. I don't like that "All programs" screen, it is an un-organized/unorganizable mess, especially next to my very organized and aesthetic metro screen. The charms bar is dumb, I appreciate the thought but it seems a bit rushed and tacked on. The difference between the top-left corner, and alt-tab annoys me. Search is a bit of a mess as well. Apps are dumb, both in layout and being forced to use the Windows Store, and not being able to be windowed. And having ads.... And being generally piss-poor compared to real software. And not having intuitive controls on a desktop, not a tablet. And... I could go on. As a result I've only bought one app (Game Dev Tycoon), and only actually use another (Pulse), the rest only act as heads ups, and notifications.

      Internally Windows 8 is pretty nice too, it is actually reliable when it comes to transfers over my network, and with SD cards, and manages to be about as BSOD prone as 7, i.e. not at all. I'm not as excited about Windows 8 as I was about Win7 (its like XP, but compatible, stable, and modern!), but I can overlook its flaws for its good bits.

      I'm actually pretty excited for when/if the Leap Motion actually comes out, since it seems like it would work perfectly with Metro apps, if not for anything on the desktop. MS dropped the ball a bit by not releasing Kinect PC with Windows 8.

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    16. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd that you wouldn't like Windows 8 then. Windows finally has a nice, clean, fast, no nonsense desktop UI and you whine.

      People like you will always bitch about something. Next time, bitch to yourself. Nobody wants to hear that shit.

    17. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Nice strawman there bud.

      When I see metro, I see win311's program manager on maximize, with Main, Accessories, and Applications groups open and tiled in the window, but with the program icons rendered in 32bit color, and enlarged to the size of annoying banner advertisements, and on a shiny blue background instead of a drab white one.

      I see it as a retro restyling, in other words. Not a fashionably new thing at all. I see it as everything bad about the old one, with Tammy Faye levels of makeup on.

      Trust me, my distaste and dislike for the metro UI has nothing to do with being "Afraid of", or "Resistant to" change, or that I want to live in the past. On the contrary. I view metro as being RETRO, it *IS* the past. 20 years in the past, to be exact, with a shiny new coat of paint. It is something I am VERY familiar with, and I dont like it. I didnt like program manager then, and I dont like it now either.

      But by all means, make up fairy stories to make yourself feel better and morally superior by sewing up strawmen about me and all the other people that just dont like metro, and how we are all luddites afraid of change. It speaks volumes about the arrogance of which I speak.

    18. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I found the win95 (actually NT4) UI to be very useful, and empowering.

      No, it is actually the Win95 interface. Not only does 95 predate NT4 but you could actually run the Win95 shell on NT4 without changes.

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    19. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seriously, when one has to Google on another computer for instructions on how to bring up the damn (well hidden) address bar in the browser, you know your "intuitive" design is bad, bad, bad. Luckily I already knew about the (equally well hidden) active corners of the screen to bring up the Start screen, Desktop and Charm bar,so I did manage to get around, sort of..

      /rant

      What the hell is it with Microsoft's obsession with hiding stuff? Every damn release of a new Windows I have to un-hide more and more things that I want to see, such as file extensions, full file paths, and all directories.

      I know! Let's just hide everything!! That would be SO much simpler to use...

      /endrant

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    20. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're growing tired? Really? Are you gonna send us all to bed without supper? Get over yourself.

    21. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby give you the award for Most Dramatic Drama Queen today. "Hostile"? Really? It's a fucking GUI on an OS.

      What's the antonym for "friendly?" As user-friendly as KDE's GUI is, W8 is just as user-hostile. Hostile as in "this god damned piece of shit computer is PISSING ME OFF and it's doing it on purpose!"

      If pissing you off on purpose isn't hostile, not unlike your flamebait comment, what is? I'd say Microsoft's "suck it up, bitches" is pretty damned hostile, and it shows in their UI.

      I'm guessing you live in Redmond.

    22. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still whining.

    23. Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL What makes you think they would figure out that if they couldn't figure out not to stick it on *SERVER*

      You currently have tech demos being done by Microsofties where they are roundabout admitting Metro definitely adds unnecessary time to server admin tasks through the UI compared to previous versions of Server.

      Sure you can disable it but WTF.

  12. "Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just further demonstrates that Microsoft doesn't get it. They seem to think that it's because it's all "different" and there is a "learning curve" which is why people don't like it.

    The real reasons:
    1) Metro apps default to one app on the screen, and break any sophisticated workflow which requires multiple widows. This is removed functionality, not just an interface change.
    2) The UI requires more wrist movement or "gorilla arms", which forces people to do more physical work which adds up for things like muscle strain.
    3) They try to force the same interface on two different kinds of setups - small touchscreen tablets/hybrids, and desktop setups with potentially multiple large monitors. There is no way to have a nice uniform interface for both kinds of setups.

    There are certainly many more, but those are the worse that I can think of. It's not about learning a different interface - it's that there are genuine drawbacks and genuine functionality removed that needs to be given back.

    1. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This just further demonstrates that Microsoft doesn't get it. They seem to think that it's because it's all "different" and there is a "learning curve" which is why people don't like it.

      The real reasons:
      1) Metro apps default to one app on the screen, and break any sophisticated workflow which requires multiple widows. This is removed functionality, not just an interface change.
      2) The UI requires more wrist movement or "gorilla arms", which forces people to do more physical work which adds up for things like muscle strain.
      3) They try to force the same interface on two different kinds of setups - small touchscreen tablets/hybrids, and desktop setups with potentially multiple large monitors. There is no way to have a nice uniform interface for both kinds of setups.

      There are certainly many more, but those are the worse that I can think of. It's not about learning a different interface - it's that there are genuine drawbacks and genuine functionality removed that needs to be given back.

      I cannot agree strongly enough. All along, Microsoft has (publically) considered this a training issue and nothing more. They don't seem to comprehend that people may fully understand how Metro works and still prefer not to use it, for valid usability reasons.

      This makes me very concerned that when they "fix" Windows 8, they won't actually fix it properly. It's hard to fix a problem you don't understand. My only hope is that privately, the Windows 8 developers do understand the problem, and this exclusive focus on training is a PR/marketing mandate.

    2. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      ...there are genuine drawbacks and genuine functionality removed

      This copy of Windows is genuine.

    3. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way to have a nice uniform interface for both kinds of setups.

      Actually Ubuntu's Unity (while not perfect in execution) is close to a perfect interface design for both. Easy intuitive keyboard, mouse, and touch navigation without distracting the user. All installations and updates are centralized as well (something windows has long since desperately needed). I swear 1/2 of any windows boot is just waiting for update checking daemons(systray programs) to load.

      Linux has always been a good test bed for interface design because everything gets tried, but only the good ideas stick.

      The problem with vast Ubuntu adaption is that true linux tends to trick users to get in over their heads. Unlike Android or Chrome which lets you do almost anything you want, but doesn't encourage you to go off the beaten path.

    4. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reasons:
      1) Metro apps default to one app on the screen, and break any sophisticated workflow which requires multiple widows. This is removed functionality, not just an interface change.

      I haven't played with Windows 8, but if this is one of the big sticking points for users, perhaps it'll stop Apple from moving further into that type of design for OS X. (They've already started, but it's nowhere near pervasive yet.) If so, I guess that's one small bright spot for Microsoft existing in my life.

    5. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 1

      If you're getting muscle strain touching the computer screen, go to the gym. For heavens sake, it's not like you're being asked to lift a sack of potatoes or shovel coal. You're touching an incredibly smooth surface with very little muscle force or tension.

    6. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an idiot? Moving the arrow by mouse is moving it by one or two inches. Moving the arrow by your arm means moving it by 24 or more inches. Imagine having to walk 12 miles instead of 1 mile. Is there more energy, strain, perhaps?

    7. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Nbrevu · · Score: 1

      Not really, Unity it's more like a compromise between desktop and touch. The problem is that it's optimal for none of them: it's too touch-y for desktop, and too desktop-y for touch, so I'd prefer a more 100% desktop oriented for my desktop, and the same for touch interfaces. I understand the appealing of having a common "universal" interface, but I still prefer a specialization, using the best tool for each machine.

      Still far better than the Win8 approach of trying to push a heavily touch-center UI for desktops (even if the desktop UI is still present).

    8. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS, try looking up Gorilla Arm Syndrome

    9. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 1

      Somehow it doesn't seem to be a problem for all those iPad users. And have you ever seen anyone using a touch screen device? They don't sit there with their arms out in front of them, like the original "Gorilla Arm" complaints.

    10. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 1

      If you are so fat and lazy that moving your arm 24 inches occassionally is causing you strain, then using a touch screen is the least of your worries.

    11. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a myth perpetuated by people in very poor health.

  13. Licenses sold... by Volanin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    100 million Windows 8 licenses sold.

    I just bought a notebook for my mother's birthday.
    Since she is used to Ubuntu on the desktop computer, is was the natural OS of choice.
    Windows 8 never saw the light of the day... yet since it came preloaded, it still counts as a sale for Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Licenses sold... by fermion · · Score: 1

      We have several dozen windows 7 machines running windows xp. Each of those I suppose was a 7 license reported as a satisfied customer. My main windows machine runs 7 because it is a good OS, and XP is a bit long in the tooth. But my windows machine is to run specific applications for work, and even if I wanted to 8 is not an option.

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    2. Re:Licenses sold... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Contact the manufacturer, demand a refund for the system.

    3. Re:Licenses sold... by cshirky · · Score: 1

      Ok, so let's see, that's 99,999,999 licenses then...

      You could add up all the Ubuntu-wielding moms in the world, along with all the Ubuntu-wielding offspring, and it won't move that needle in the slightest.

      I use Mac, Ubuntu, and ChromeOS, so no love for Microsoft here, but this belief that somehow Linux marks any kind of threat to MS on the desktop or laptop is silly. Most of the world runs Windows on those machines, and always will.

      The thing that will shift that is not your mom, or even your mom times 1 million. The thing that will shift that is the move away from those devices, to Android. But Microsoft will still see incredible income from Windows during that shift.

    4. Re:Licenses sold... by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Do tell:

      How did you enter the BIOS on boot? Laptops that come with Windows 8 are configured for Fast Boot and will ignore any key presses and boot directly into the installed OS - Windows 8 - which will stonewall you until you accept their EULA.

    5. Re:Licenses sold... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You can enter BIOS/UEFI even with a fast boot, no? I can do it on my desktop for sure, why not on a laptop?

    6. Re:Licenses sold... by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      When my mother-in-law purchased a laptop with Windows 8, I wiped it and put on Windows 7 because it's what they're familiar with and ultimately would give them less pain. It uses UEFI and booted to initial Windows 8 splash screen in under 2 seconds. If there were any keys to press to get to a boot menu/config screen, I didn't see any messages. You can to accept the Windows 8 EULA, then go to... some option I forget, and tell it to reboot to the "computer configuration screen" WITHIN FUCKING WINDOWS 8! This then rebooted the computer and showed a familiar BIOS screen. Turn on Legacy BIOS, reboot, then you have a slower startup but with the traditional messages to press keys to do various things, including a boot menu to boot from my Windows 7 USB.

    7. Re:Licenses sold... by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 never saw the light of the day... yet since it came preloaded, it still counts as a sale for Microsoft.

      Exactly. It's not like they don't know how many are being activated - they know full well - all part of Microsoft Genuine Advantage. Numbers "sold" (ie, shipped) doesn't mean diddly squat.

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    8. Re:Licenses sold... by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      I believe you can still hit F2 or whatever equivalent.
      It just doesn't show the screen saying which button to press.

    9. Re:Licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FastBoot is only effective after a graceful shutdown from within Windows. When a friend first called me that he thought his BIOS was hosed, it took a little bit to figure it out, but then we just pulled the cord while Windows was up. After that, we got into BIOS enabled CD boot and installed Ubuntu.

    10. Re:Licenses sold... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I've also seen a number of devices for sale with Windows 7 installed and a Windows 8 license.

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    11. Re:Licenses sold... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      The thing that will shift that is not your mom, or even your mom times 1 million. The thing that will shift that is the move away from those devices, to Android. But Microsoft will still see incredible income from Windows during that shift.

      That is somewhat true. My employer buys many thousands of machines every year. All of them in the last year have come with "windows 8" licenses, even though we exercise our corporate option to "downgrade" to win 7 at no charge. All of those count towards M$ win 8 sales accounting, even though they were in reality win 7 licenses. If you were to find out how many of those win 8 licenses are in fact really running win 8 instead of win 7, you will find that the real number is only a few percent of the total M$ is reporting. If M$ makes win 7 unavailable, then companies like mine will seriously investigate a change to a linux variant. If were going to have to retrain our workforce to deal with a radically new OS anyway, you can damn well bet its going be something cheaper than windows. The VPs have been talking about a shift away from M$ for years now. This could be the final nudge that gets the ball rolling.

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    12. Re:Licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also pull the Drive which will cause the BIOS to fail the boot device, then go into bios and turn that damn thing off and prompts on.

      Re-connect and pop in Win XP/7 or /other disc and go.

    13. Re:Licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could add up all the Ubuntu-wielding moms in the world, along with all the Ubuntu-wielding offspring, and it won't move that needle in the slightest.

      Well, it might. If we could count them. But we can't because they are only EVER counted as Windows 8 sales.

      If only we had an actual Windows 8 activation count to compare with. Oh wait, Microsoft has that number. Maybe they would like to share?

    14. Re:Licenses sold... by Microlith · · Score: 1

      This wasn't the case for my Zenbook. It ignored every key and I had to accept the EULA and tell Windows to reboot into the BIOS.

    15. Re:Licenses sold... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it just came preconfigured to skip the F2 check, or whatever key it uses. Same as how newer computers skip the power up self tests. Makes it seem faster but ends up being a headache if you ever do need to go into the UEFI.

    16. Re:Licenses sold... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's most likely a Zenbook feature of being preconfigured to skip the checks, rather than something Windows does. Although it is possible it's a feature that Microsoft requested the OEMs do for laptops so that it seems faster.

      It does seem that "shutting down" isn't supposed to be done anymore, since they made it harder to do. They probably expect users to just close the laptop lid and nothing else, so that it suspends and is instantly ready when you open it up again.

    17. Re:Licenses sold... by fisted · · Score: 1

      > [...] and always will.
      Thanks for sparing me the effort to point out your narrow-mindedness.

    18. Re:Licenses sold... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      We have several dozen windows 7 machines running windows xp. Each of those I suppose was a 7 license reported as a satisfied customer. My main windows machine runs 7 because it is a good OS, and XP is a bit long in the tooth. But my windows machine is to run specific applications for work, and even if I wanted to 8 is not an option.

      Back when Vista came out Microsoft issued a press release stating that all of the 100K+ desktops at the company I worked for had been migrated to Vista. Of course that is completely ignoring the fact that the corporate desktop engineering team had just started the Vista evaluation process a few weeks earlier and didn't expect to have a pilot in place for another 6-9 months. (Lots of custom mission critical apps that could barely be coaxed to run under XP let alone Vista)

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    19. Re:Licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always just mash all the function keys at once while the computer starts up. It's different with every computer anyways.

    20. Re:Licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a notebook for my mother's birthday. Since she is used to Ubuntu on the desktop computer, is was the natural OS of choice.
      Windows 8 never saw the light of the day... yet since it came preloaded, it still counts as a sale for Microsoft.

      It WAS a sale for Microsoft. You and your gransmother aren't Microsoft's customers, the OEM who built the computer was. Microsoft sold a license and was paid for it, it was a sale. It makes no difference that you threw it away as worthless trash, it was still a sale -- sale of a Windows license to the OEM.

  14. Lies and statistics by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 5, Informative

    They may have sold 100M licenses to manufacturers, but adoption is still under 4%: http://www.netmarketshare.com/operating-system-market-share.aspx?qprid=10&qpcustomd=0

    1. Re:Lies and statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, more adoption than Mountain Lion.

    2. Re:Lies and statistics by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nearly 4% in 6 months isn't bad especially when you consider the lower demand for PCs in general. Also, some portion of the XP and 7 users will never upgrade so the potential growth for a new OS is even lower. It's already the fourth most popular OS.

    3. Re:Lies and statistics by BrentNewland · · Score: 1

      Seen a lot of customers get the Windows 8 upgrade, then ask us to downgrade them. Too bad microsoft made it almost impossible to revert the Windows 8 upgrade.

    4. Re:Lies and statistics by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Nearly 4% in 6 months isn't bad especially when you consider the lower demand for PCs in general.

      Last year's PC sales were on the order of 348 million, down about 4.5 million from the year before. That means, that if all PCs in the last 6 months were sold with Windows 8, you'd expect about 174 million in sales--obviously that figure is off because there's likely a burst in sales at different times in the year, not every manufacturer instantly switches to selling Windows 8, those that do switch often offer multiple model lines of which some won't include Windows 8 for corporate/other purposes, and then there's all the Mac OS X/Linux machines... In any case, hand waving "lower demand for PCs in general" is a good deal of heavy BS.

      Also, some portion of the XP and 7 users will never upgrade so the potential growth for a new OS is even lower.

      That's a point that hits it on the head. Windows 8 isn't compelling enough to buy a new machine--like say, a tablet--and directly retail upgrades have never been the main way in which one version of Windows (since at least Windows 95) have supplanted the previous version. Instead, it has been pretty consistently the ever greater PC sales coupled with a lower install base to begin with. Ie, people with Windows 95 bought new machines with Windows 98, but more importantly a lot of people without computers bought machines with Windows 98 and perhaps doubled the number of computer owners.

      So, yea, ever since Windows XP or so, the market has become rather saturated and the only way one tends to see a shift in numbers is either (a) a whole new "type" of computer (smart phones, for example) which increase the pool and can shift percentages massively or (b) the slow, yet methodical, death of machines and their new replacements having the latest version of Windows (usually). Given how Metro was trying to push for (a) (ignoring how it'd likely be an incarnation of (b)), I'd say the figures are pretty dismal.

      It's already the fourth most popular OS.

      Which isn't saying much. Windows has heavy vendor lock-in on programs people need/want/expect to use. Couple that with a lot of OEMs preloading Windows 8 on millions of machines, and you'd expect it to become a "popular" OS if nothing else because people can still run said programs, no matter how much they otherwise hate the OS. Hell, Windows 98 might score higher than Windows 8 if there was the option of it instead of Windows 8 over the last 10 years--especially because of the Vista days :)

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    5. Re:Lies and statistics by Rufty · · Score: 1

      The lower demand for PCs in general is the fault of Windows 8.

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    6. Re:Lies and statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when it sells well its because people have no other choice.. and when it doesn't.. its because it sucks. Oh well.. the "logic" of anti-ms trolls is quite fascinating.

  15. 100 million licenses sold, but to whom? by hamjudo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft has a habit of padding their sales results. How many of those 100 million licenses are currently in use? Does it include bulk purchases by OEMs? Does a Windows 8 license get subtracted when a user upgrades to Windows 7 or Linux?

    1. Re:100 million licenses sold, but to whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company of several thousand is likely counted among that based on our enterprise agreement with them. But most of those are running Windows 7 (late last year we still had way more XP than 8 and most of those are scheduled to get 7).

    2. Re:100 million licenses sold, but to whom? by jezwel · · Score: 1
      We've just started our upgrade from XP on 10,000 devices under an Enterprise Agreement. The OS environment was set about 2 months ago.

      Windows 8 is not a consideration for any device class.

  16. At least now will have an excuse by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Will be the new normal to see Windows Blue Screen now.

  17. 100 million Windows 8 licenses sold?!?! by SlowCanuck · · Score: 2

    How many stayed with 8 after buying the computer or laptop, I know I have switched at least 30 to Windows 7 from 8. Windows 8 has also caused at least 5 friends to switch to Mac. Hopefully blue is a good fix/revision!!!

  18. Difficulties Mastering the Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >difficulties many users have had with mastering the software, she added: 'The learning curve is definitely real.'"

    Wow, just wow. It's not their fault it sucks, it's our fault for being too stupid to realize how awesome it is.

    1. Re:Difficulties Mastering the Software by ttucker · · Score: 1

      >difficulties many users have had with mastering the software, she added: 'The learning curve is definitely real.'"

      Wow, just wow. It's not their fault it sucks, it's our fault for being too stupid to realize how awesome it is.

      That is exactly what I thought. Microsoft, we are sorry that we can not figure out that our PC is also a tablet, somehow, even without a touch screen, or any desire to do tablet things with it.

      We just want a checkbox to turn off the fucking Metro shit! Just the *OPTION* to turn it off.

    2. Re:Difficulties Mastering the Software by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the latest "Woah! Bing won!" ad campaign? Remember Mojave? Microsoft has a long history of blaming their customers because they "just don't get it" how awesome the (fill in the blank) Microsoft product is.

  19. Fix is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic interface is default
    Metro available as a theme

    1. Re:Fix is easy by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The fix is easy: Metro is here to stay, like it or not, so suck it up, Buttercup.

      P.S. Is there a Windows four color icon done up as a swastika, somewhere?

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  20. Start8 by Danzigism · · Score: 2

    Honestly, Windows 8 is pretty snazzy once you put a start menu on there like Start8 or something. I personally don't like the Classic Shell free ones, but for $5 Start8 is pretty awesome. Regardless, I'm certain they will be bringing it back. Having a hybrid environment of both the Start Screen and Desktop mode is actually quite nice. It's like I'm working in desktop mode 9am-5pm and they I open up the Start Screen mode for watching my movies, reading news, social networking, etc. It's not for everybody and has a ways to go, but the concept of a hybrid interface is something I think we'll start seeing more of in the future.

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    1. Re:Start8 by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Honestly, Windows 8 is pretty snazzy once you put a start menu on there like Start8 or something. I personally don't like the Classic Shell free ones, but for $5 Start8 is pretty awesome.

      What's the difference between the Start8's Start menu and Classic Shell's? Classic Shell can imitate different Windows Start menu styles and you can go in and add/remove/change items individually from the menu.

    2. Re: Start8 by Danzigism · · Score: 2

      The UI is just a bit different by default. The program group spacing isn't exactly the same and it just looks a little different. Start8 is practically an exact replica of the Win7 menu. To me, I think the overall design is just a bit better. But ultimately they both get the job done.

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    3. Re:Start8 by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 + Start8 is good. Very good. Nearly as good as Windows 7.

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    4. Re:Start8 by mitzoe · · Score: 1

      For me Start8 just looks better, like it's an integrated part of the Windows 8 desktop UI. Classic Shell, useful as it is, looks like the add-on it is.

    5. Re:Start8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, Windows 8 is pretty snazzy once you put a start menu on there like Start8 or something. I personally don't like the Classic Shell free ones, but for $5 Start8 is pretty awesome. Regardless, I'm certain they will be bringing it back. Having a hybrid environment of both the Start Screen and Desktop mode is actually quite nice. It's like I'm working in desktop mode 9am-5pm and they I open up the Start Screen mode for watching my movies, reading news, social networking, etc. It's not for everybody and has a ways to go, but the concept of a hybrid interface is something I think we'll start seeing more of in the future.

      But why bother? If I want to use a tablet, I'll just use a tablet. Apple has it right: a separate UX for each platform. OSX is a beautiful interface and it's built around Unix.

  21. Inertia by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The key question is not how many of this or that MS is shipping but why and what direction the sales are going. Most companies and home users have a bevy of Windows only software that they are somewhat committed to. People also need to buy a new machine every now and then. These two facts mean that your average corporate or home consumer will buy their next machine without much thought and will buy a windows 8 machine. The more savvy buyer might even insist on getting Windows 7. But the average user, both corporate and home, are moving into a cloudy world where they need a browser as their primary software and an Office suite as a secondary. This still allows MS to have a slight grasp as MS Office is still mostly the standard.

    But and this is a big but. Things like LibreOffice can suit many user's needs and if I were a student doing term papers I would use a combination of google drive and google docs. Docs so my stuff is everywhere and can't be lost and Drive so that if I loose connectivity I have it on my machine. This might seem like a small market but the students of today are the consumers of tomorrow.

    Lastly many home consumers are skipping the whole home desktop/laptop all together. A larger screened phone is generally all they need for most of their needs. This also goes for corporate types. The average higher level manager / road warrior is fine with a tablet / BB combo or some other mobile technology.

    Soon the only people really needing a Windows machine (as opposed to some agnostic OS that primarily serves up a browser) will be specialty users such as accountants. Many other power users will be fine with either a Mac or Linux.

    Which then leads to the whole server market. Linux is pretty dominating. My personal experience is that the MS shops out there are hard core MS evangelists who don't mind buying and managing huge piles of licenses which is getting even harder with many larger companies going with internal cloud systems that can spool up 20/200/2000 new machines on a whim.

    I don't think that Windows 8 is the problem. I don't think it is the Metro interface beyond the fact that some MBAs at MS probably had these great spreadsheets showing huge desktop app sales. MS is declining for many other reasons. Preinstalled Bloatware would be a big one. But the key question is why I should not be using Linux, Android, MacOS, QNX? What is it that MS offers me to come back? For some reason it just doesn't appeal to me to pay an extra $100 when I buy a $500 device just so that I can run Windows. I don't see why I would want to run servers that could get me sued if I don't manage the licensing. I can see why people might stay through inertia but that isn't a very good business model in the long term.

    1. Re:Inertia by BrentNewland · · Score: 1

      People who claim that the desktop/laptop is dying and everything is going to tables and phones are full of two things. One is wishful thinking. Can you guess the other one?

    2. Re:Inertia by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      Dying implies that they will be dead. I would not say that. What is coming is that many people will not be buying one as their mobile serves their needs quite nicely. For content creators big machines with lots o screen space and great interfaces like keyboards and mice will remain popular. My daily work involves compiling the same C++ code over and over. The compiler optimizes quite nicely but often for one reason or another (test compiling another platform, running a VM) I need even more power. So I would be quite happy if I were to upgrade to a dual CPU with 8 cores each monster with 32G of RAM. I am also looking to go to a third monitor. I don't see anything but a big under the desk machine in my future.

      But what has changed is that I could travel extensively with just a phone and a tablet. Probably wouldn't but could. My brother runs a fairly large company and his only machine is now a iPad.

      But that guy on the bus going to his McJob? He probably won't get any form of desktop/laptop. He will get a game console and a large screen mobile phone.

      The key is that MS seems to think that Windows 8 was going to give people who were happy with only using their tablets and phones a reason to buy a home PC. Now it is looking like it annoyed many and possibly drove away a small few.

      One other thing I didn't mention is that there are many people who barely use their home PC so are generally happy with their XP/Vista antique that can run a HD YouTube video fullscreen. That machine might last another 5 years at least. Even as XP goes past its end of life they won't upgrade. Eventually they will just toss the pile of junk as their phone will be vastly more powerful. Also they won't care what OS is on their phone as long as it works and they can get the games all their friends are playing.

  22. Disappointed by Howitzer86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, I am disappointed. I sure hope Microsoft, in their mad rush to undo the damage they perceive, doesn't ruin the touch experience on the touch screen computers out there already.

    1. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate touch screen PCs. If I want a tablet, I'll use a tablet. An iPad or Android tablet.

    2. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably won't be surprised that there are *real technology journalists* out there (http://www.faz.net/aktuell/technik-motor/computer-internet/update-fuer-windows-8-microsoft-95-12175565.html) who claim that a start menu is a step backwards. Keyboards will be obsolete, touch screens will be everywhere and "people just don't want to be modern".

      People like him seem to prefer form over function. (And no, it didn't look like satire. But the sitting-at-Starbucks-with-Ipad group is applauding in the comments section)...

  23. "Creativity" by nnnnnnn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:"There’s a level of risk and creativity going on that would never have happened two years ago.”

    Creativity is not forcing people to use an iPad interface on their desktops, a better word would be idiocy. Idiocy, as in forcing system admins to use an iPad interface on Windows Server 2012. Idiocy, as in having two taskbars, one on the bottom, and one auto-hiding on the right side.

  24. Don't count on it until they actually do it by linebackn · · Score: 2

    These kinds of articles are supposed to make us feel better about Microsoft? I'd suggest not celebrating until they have actually DONE something. Lets see if they actually improve anything - there is a good chance they will make things even worse!

    This isn't the first time they have screwed over their customers, and the sure as hell isn't the last.

  25. The Car Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Metro, because they were expecting good milage out of it. However most people took to it the same as a very small and awkward car with only three cylinders.

  26. Fool me once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest Windows update since, well, forever. This WAS to be Microsoft's tablet dominating step into the future.

    And they got it wrong. They didn't just get it wrong, they proclaimed loudly and repeatedly that Windows 8 was the best ever and we were just supposed to suck it up. Even though we knew they got it wrong.

    Now Microsoft admits that they got it wrong and the next release will 'fix all that'. I guess we weren't all just fussing over nothing.

    Fool me once.

  27. Ubuntu-fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should just fork ubuntu like everyone else does.

    Windows 9 (GNU/Linux)

  28. Remember when Apple fucked up Maps in iOS6? by Trashcan+Romeo · · Score: 1

    After brazening it out for a few days, the CEO admitted, "OK, yeah, we fucked this up." You think Ballmer will have the class to do the same? We'll get corporate mealy-mouthing about "improvements" that shirk his culpability for one of the biggest (and most predictable) fiascos in PC history.

    1. Re:Remember when Apple fucked up Maps in iOS6? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      If you really want to pursue this comparison, then Apple did not bring back the Google powered map app but promised to improve the replacement, just as Microsoft won't bring back the Start button or offer a boot to desktop option but promises to improve the replacement. Maybe the eventual improvements will be good enough, maybe they won't.

  29. Couple of points... by Gordo_1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    1. As much as they need to re-think the whole Metro implementation for users without touchscreen hardware, from what I've read they are *NOT* bringing back the old desktop Start Menu, they are simply putting an icon in the familiar place to get to Metro. Metro is still the place where you will launch programs/apps from... and I will continue to bypass it altogether with Classic Shell on my desktop PC. I don't need a complete context change just to open a command prompt, control panel or start programs. Perhaps surprising to MS, I prefer to do my computing at a desk with a 24" non-touchscreen monitor, and I will not be replacing it anytime soon just so that I can bend forward and reach across the keyboard to smudge a hidden menu with my index finger.

    2. As we all know, the 100 million licenses sold BS is just that. MS is conflating OEM licenses shipped with actual users actively purchasing and/or using Windows 8 software. They can pull this off because Windows is the de facto shipping OS on virtually all PC hardware. It is obviously to their advantage to maintain this sleight of hand, so don't expect them to get honest any time soon.

    1. Re:Couple of points... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Indeed. The proper question is how many Windows 8 units have actually sold, versus units still sitting in warehouses or on store shelves.

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    2. Re:Couple of points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. That will suck. This would be like Coke taking New Coke and putting it in a Coke Classic can and declaring victory. It will not work and (many) people will still hate it.

      2 Yep

    3. Re:Couple of points... by tftp · · Score: 1

      OEMs are probably buying licenses in large blocks, rounded up to the nearest 10 million. This means that most of those 100M Win8 PCs that MS reported are not even built yet.

  30. That 100 million Windows 8 numbers are misleading by plazman30 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every new PC worldwide ships with Windows 8 on it. Consumers don't really have a choice. They get Windows 8 whether they like it or not. Even Vista's numbers looked good, even though people hated it. And Windows 8 is far worse than Vista ever was. I like the desktop. I love Metro. The unhappy marriage of the two is exceptionally annoying.

  31. Bring back Aero to replace flatland look by Twinbee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope they bring back Aero. For all its other faults, there's nothing quite as disconcerting as the 'flatland' style (no bevels, shadows, lack of contrast between elements, and generally a white-washed look).

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  32. Inspired by Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't realize Gmail Blue was an April's Fool joke.
    http://mail.google.com/mail/help/intl/en/promos/blue/

  33. MOAR by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Now if we could just convince the Web design community not to impose the hacks required for constrained UIs on non-constrained platforms. I'm pointing at you, Google. I do not need a handful of links and a "more" button on my 1680 wide display. Show me all the links if you can, based on the value returned for display dimensions, which I'm pretty sure you can get from the browser.

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    1. Re:MOAR by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Show me all the links if you can, based on the value returned for display dimensions, which I'm pretty sure you can get from the browser.

      That's not even necessary. They could figure out from the UA string that you're not on a phone or tablet.

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    2. Re:MOAR by istartedi · · Score: 1

      They could figure out from the UA string that you're not on a phone or tablet.

      I'd still use the dimensions if they were available. After all, that's what matters for showing all the options. Also, it would work on a tablet with a big display, and could gracefully go back to "more" mode in a window that the user had deliberately sized to small dimensions.

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  34. Unified UI disaster by Dorianny · · Score: 1

    If you simply uninstall all so called "windows look and feel" more commonly known as metroUI applications, than the start screen becomes essentially a start menu. This goes a long way to making windows 8 usable on a non tablet system (touchscreens on desktops or even laptops are pretty much a novelty as the combination of keyboard mouse/track-pad makes for a much more capable input device) but it doesn't cure all ills. Microsoft made all kinds of trade-offs to make a supposedly unified UI, One that particularly annoys me is the inability to rearrange the order of wireless networks. I am no stranger to the command line but it seems rather nonsensical to make something as simple as reordering wireless networks impossible from the gui.

  35. Just like New Coke by houbou · · Score: 1

    Old Coke came back.. Same goes for Windows! :)

    1. Re:Just like New Coke by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      Old coke didn't come back. They created a third product called "Coke Classic" that was not in any way the same thing as "old coke," since Coke Classic is sweetened with High-Fructose Corn Syrup, whereas "old code" was sweetened with natural cane sugar.

    2. Re:Just like New Coke by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      New Coke suffered mostly from a marketing problem and a complete failure by Coca Cola to understand complaints of their customers.
      Just like Windows 8.

    3. Re:Just like New Coke by JDG1980 · · Score: 2

      Old coke didn't come back. They created a third product called "Coke Classic" that was not in any way the same thing as "old coke," since Coke Classic is sweetened with High-Fructose Corn Syrup, whereas "old code" was sweetened with natural cane sugar.

      Bullshit.

    4. Re:Just like New Coke by pseudofrog · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Just like New Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you miss the cane sugar, stock up on the coke with the yellow caps around Passover time.

    6. Re:Just like New Coke by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      The snopes article still says that the complete change from sugar to HFCS was just months before the switch to New Coke. The two were not related, but the switch in sweetener was done at roughly the same time as the New Coke fiasco. Sugar-based "Old Coke" was no more right before New Coke came along.

    7. Re:Just like New Coke by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      And it's obvious that C12H22O11 that came from a cane tastes better than C12H22O11 that came from corn.

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    8. Re:Just like New Coke by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      The Snopes article refers only to the accusation that New Coke was a marketing ploy to mask the change from Cane Sugar to HFCS.

      Code DID SWITCH from Cane to HFCS at about the same time, and "Old coke" did not come back. Old coke died with the switch.

    9. Re:Just like New Coke by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the proportion of fructose to glucose in HFCS is different than for cane sugar, right, and that they do in fact taste different, because fructose is sweeter than glucose, and therefore a sugar containing 55% fructose will taste different than a sugar containing only 50% fructose?

      I know facts are hard, but if you put down your kneejerk, yet completely incorrect statements, you'd understand them.

  36. Hoping for a MINOR change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I think Microsoft has gotten a bad rap on Windows 8, mainly from a very very vocal but overwhelming MINORITY of PC users that are resistant to change and can't handle learning new and better ways of interacting with PCs.

    I personally think Windows 8 with Metro is wonderful, and creates a consistent and easy to use interface across all of my devices (which include Phone, Tablet, and PC).

    I hope they don't listen to the equivalent of computer teabaggers and just dump the greatest idea to hit computing since Windows ME.

    1. Re:Hoping for a MINOR change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok balmer what ever you say

    2. Re:Hoping for a MINOR change by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      If someone tries to sell me a car with the steering wheel and gas pedal in a different place than I'm used to, I don't care if it might be better in some abstract sense (for someone who's never driven before) or if tests with inexperienced drivers show that they think it's cool. I want the controls to be in the same place they were, because I've got this stuff wired into my muscle memory from years of use. The lack of familiarity more than offsets any theoretical advantage the new design might have had.

  37. Translation from marketingese by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2

    "We fucked up."

    Now, give us the option to *completely* remove any interjections from Metro (start screen, WinKey+tab, charms, network selection, search, probably a number of other elements I've forgotten), ie.: real-actual-computer-to-get-shit-done mode. Also get rid of that horrible, difficult-to-read low contrast color scheme and bring back the only good thing Vista brought us: Aero Glass.

    Do these things and we might forgive you. Otherwise, fuck this shit, I'm going to Debian.

    1. Re:Translation from marketingese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ie.: real-actual-computer-to-get-shit-done mode.

      It's called OS X.

  38. It's Crap But by gpmanrpi · · Score: 1

    It is a steaming pile of donkey fecalation, however, with ClassicShell hiding the metro monstrosity and providing a usable start menu, it is a pretty stable well performing OS. Shame they had to unify the experience between unrelated platforms. That being said Ubuntu 13.04 is stable, familiar, and easily de-Unityed if one feels like it. In this day and age, a decent chunk of the market just wants certain things to run on their computer. Blue, or Green or Red, or whatever, won't make a difference, it is easy to just try something else. They successfully changed stuff too much, and for no reason.

  39. bios entry by F2 at boot works on most machines by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 2

    F2 still works on my uefi laptop. Don't know about if it still works with fast boot as I nuked my mswindows as soon as I got it and installed windows (X windows, thank you) on it instead with gnu-licious linux of the debian flavor.

    1. Re:bios entry by F2 at boot works on most machines by geoskd · · Score: 1

      F2 still works on my uefi laptop. Don't know about if it still works with fast boot as I nuked my mswindows as soon as I got it and installed windows (X windows, thank you) on it instead with gnu-licious linux of the debian flavor.

      I hate to pick nits, but that's X window, no S.

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    2. Re:bios entry by F2 at boot works on most machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's "The X Window System", or "X11" (it's been at version 11 since 1987), or "X".

    3. Re:bios entry by F2 at boot works on most machines by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Should work, because UEFI doesn't know if there's a fast boot in windows or not, it just knows about how to get the boot started.

    4. Re:bios entry by F2 at boot works on most machines by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

      right! good point. You're correct. I didn't know exactly how it worked.

  40. "'The learning curve is definitely real." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to that kid employee in the store who supposedly made everything look so easy?

  41. And everyone follows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd bet money within a year and a half Ubuntu makes a similar announcement.

  42. 100m sold... by smash · · Score: 1

    ... How many we're new pcs that instantly got downgraded? How many are enterprise licenses that have not been used?

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  43. what? by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Interesting

    100 million sold? Or 100 million packaged with laptops, PCs and tablets forced down the throats of unwitting users that definitely would rather have had windows 7 had they any clue?

    The most hilarious part of this whole debacle on Microsofts part is that we recently decided to upgrade from WinXP to Win7 finally... and as part of that a few people said "hey, why don't we just go for Win8 while we're at it?" so they put together some focus groups of generally non-tech savvy employees to see how long it would take them to get a grasp on how to do their jobs using the new OS. One of the security guys in charge of the project is a big apple fan and argued we needed a control... and wanted to use OSX... management thought it wasn't such a bad idea, but of course, we're NOT switching to Apple any time soon so instead they used Redhat. Win7 was easiest for them to pick up of course... but Redhat beat Win8 by a country mile. There were many in test that never got Win8 to work for their jobs. I wasn't privy to all of the hurdles they found and what-not. But it's pretty staggering to think MS screwed up their UI so much that a bunch of our least talented salesmen were more capable of using Linux that it.

    1. Re:what? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      ...so instead they used Redhat.

      Which DE? Gnome 3 can be just as hard to adapt to (and customize) as Win8 is, from what I'm hearing. KDE and Xfce are much closer to what the average user's accustomed to using. It's nice having that choice, but which one you used may be important. (No, I'm not an evangelist for any specific DE, but I am curious.)

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    2. Re:what? by JosephTX · · Score: 1

      Any coworker who said they couldn't do their job clearly just took the opportunity to slack off and blame in on the evil computer. If you can manage to click the big shiny "Desktop" button on the start screen, then you can use Windows 8 the same way you use every previous version of Windows.

    3. Re:what? by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Red Hat doesn't ship with Gnome 3 yet. Their latest release is still on 2.28.

  44. The French reverse the wiper and turn signal place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why shouldn't MS screw up our experience?

    Personally, I like Google Blue better
    http://mashable.com/2013/04/01/gmail-blue/

  45. Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I first turned on my new PC loaded with Windows 8, I was flabergasted by the Metro screen. I did not know what the hell to do, but after painstaking searches on Google I was able to cobble together a desktop system that meets my needs. Now I never even see the Metro screen except by accident.
    All I can say is that this is the worst customer service fiasco by a major corporation in history, and is even more ridiculous since they planned and conspired to strong-arm their customers into some glitzy crap mode of computing which does not fit with efficient productivity work. As an example of the loonyness expressed by the creators, on the Power button 'Hibernate' is not one of the default choices. You have to dig into the system to find it. What a load of holy bullshit!

  46. Classic shell by m0n0RAIL · · Score: 2

    Classic shell http://www.classicshell.net/ is a free, open-source fix for Windows 8. It brings back the proper windows 7 or windows xp start button and menu. It allows you to boot straight to the desktop so you never see the metro interface, and it can disable all the 'hot-corners' mouse-over elements that might bring you back to the metro stuff. Essentially it allows you to get all the benefits of Windows 8 (faster bootup, great task-manager and improved desktop UI) without any of Microsoft's botched experiments.

    I recently bought a Dell touchscreen all-in-one PC, which you'd think would be the ideal platform to use the Metro UI, but in fact I've completely disabled it, firstly because many other people use the computer and I don't want to have to explain to them how to use Windows, but also because the Windows App Store where you buy/download Metro apps is completely useless. I tried to install QQ messenger by clicking the link on the QQ website, and instead of opening the store at that app, it opens on the front page. Searching in the store for QQ brings up no useful results. I was almost tempted to install the Metro version of Skype instead of the desktop one, but the pages and pages of one star reviews convinced me otherwise.

    I feel sorry for anyone who bought one of the budget Surface tablets that can only run the Metro UI. Windows 8 is great, once you turn off Metro and the giant start menu.

  47. When are they going to realize it's not the UI? by tillerman35 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Metro Metro Metro! That's what the media is focusing on, but it's not the real reason Windows 8 failed.

    W-8 failed because Microsoft thought they'd be able to screw their developers the way that Apple's been screwing iOS developers since day one. Going full walled-garden for the Metro UI while at the same time effectively forcing developers to abandon Silverlight and Flash due to concerns about long-term viability meant there really was no compelling reason for a developer to bother with Windows 8. My company, a manufacturer of population-based analytical software that runs on a massively-parallel database, basically abandoned Windows as a development platform. In the middle of a product cycle.

    Those MSDN/Visual Studio/Team Foundation/etc. licenses will never happen. Now, at great expense and risk, we've decided to go down the HTML5+Javascript path for the front end. It sucks. It sucks so badly that there's not a person in the shop who doesn't want to abandon the project altogether. But at least it will be portable if it ever gets built. It'll take two years longer than it would have if Microsoft hadn't screwed us over, but that's the price of doing business I guess. (The JBOSS backend is painful too, but not to the degree that an HTML5/Javascript front-end is.)

    Yet, all that could have been avoided if Microsoft hadn't hit the Greed button and tried to force the Metro UI down its developers' throats. We have no confidence in Microsoft EVER being a viable development platform again. Not when key components could be pulled out from under us just because they want to impose a UI tax.

    And I know I'm not alone. I've heard the same story, read the same story, watched the same story unfold all over the internet.

    Microsoft used to field the best damn development and application platform in the industry, hands down. It still does, actually. But unfortunately, I can't risk using it. And because of that fact, there's very little chance that I'll ever bother considering it in future efforts.

    And THAT's why Windows 8 failed and any attempt to revive it will fail as well.

    1. Re:When are they going to realize it's not the UI? by real-modo · · Score: 1

      Great comment, thanks! I wish I had mod points.

      I'd only add that Microsoft's hardware "partners" feel f***ed-over as well (as hairyfeet said). So they are no more enthusiastic about what has happened than you, and are most likely looking very hard at their options.

      The UI debâcle is a symptom of a problem that runs right through Microsoft. Salvaging it probably requires getting rid of Ballmer and all his direct reports.

    2. Re:When are they going to realize it's not the UI? by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      You guys seem to be using emotion more than sense.. Do you really think Microsoft will abandon the desktop? Windows 8 still has a fully functional desktop, it's needed due to the massive amount of existing software. There is no walled-garden in Windows 8 because the desktop still exists. Microsoft are NOT going to cut their throats by pissing off developers - it's not worth it.

      If you're worried about a "what-if" scenario with Windows fully cutting off Win32 and the desktop and moving everything to metro + walled garden, that's not going to happen for a long time so long as Windows software needs to be run. Congrats on having a desire to make things portable at least, that's to be commended. But I think more people are look at this issue with too much concern over hypotheticals and less about what's actually happening right now. Microsoft aren't that stupid. They have the money to show it.

    3. Re:When are they going to realize it's not the UI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re. UI, maybe Microsoft should just stick to OS and leave the UIs to the experts.

  48. How does Steve Ballmer still have a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...job?

  49. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't speak for anyone else, but I automatically associate "Windows Blue" with "Blue Screen of Death". I literally can't help it, it's the first thing that pops into my mind.

  50. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is misspelling things again.

    It's spelled "Windows Blue", but pronounced "Windows Blew".

    Is there more to consider; that is, will one also have to ReThink the meaning of Windows RT and how it differs from Windows 8.

  51. Two things come to mind by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    Two things come to mind as I think about this update.

    First: Who the hell code named this thing "Blue"? The first image in my head is "blue screen".

    Second: I understand the need to overhaul and refresh an interface. Windows had looked like Windows for almost 20 years. Same with Apple, the main interface looked essentially the same for ages. OS X comes out, vastly differently looking than OS 9. And yet the main top toolbar is still there. Regardless of program I still have "File Edit View..." etc. Some things are in different places, the bottom tool bar is new, so there was learning curve, but not too steep. Microsoft with version 8? Complete overhaul, with nothing the same on the user's interface. And what a surprise, the masses revolt! Had they gone the Apple route and had separate desktop and mobile versions they'd have saved a ton of headache and been sitting better off.

    Microsoft isn't "finished" yet...but when you're getting to be known for only getting every other Windows version "right", that's bad for business. 2000, XP, 7 - good Me, Vista, 8 - not so good

  52. Since I use Windows 8 proficiently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does that make me some kind of genius?

    (God is disappointed in the rest of you, more was expected...)

  53. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by thomst · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeremiah Cornelius posited:

    Microsoft is misspelling things again.

    It's spelled "Windows Blue", but pronounced "Windows Blew".

    No, no, no.

    There's nothing past tense about it.

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  54. Balmer VERY Unhappy With Ms. Reller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ is starting damage control over a one perhaps slightly un-hinged employee Ms. Reller.

    http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/05/07/can-microsoft-really-make-a-u-turn-on-windows-8/

    Look for Ms. Reller to exit M$ VERY soon; M$ is investigating Legal complaints against Ms. Reller and that CAN take some time to sort out.

  55. ...ribbon by mcswell · · Score: 1

    And now if they'd only announce that they were allowing users of MsOffice to use menus instead of the awful Ribbon. I could get MsOffice2007 for a very cheap price, but instead I'm using LibreOffice, because it still has menus.

    (Actually, I'm starting to use LaTeX more and more, because I can't get section numbering to work right on MsWord or Libre's Writer. But it's trivial in LaTeX.)

  56. tail fins on cars by mcswell · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't the car users back in the late 50s grok that tail fins were the greatest idea to hit automobiles since the Edsel?

    Oh wait...

  57. Win 201x Server will have start menu by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    or will a server product have metro interface, that will be slow as crap on remote desktop on slow nets.

    its a one person job to put it back in

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    1. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      Server 2012 uses Metro. If you don't want to deal with slow RDP, use Powershell (lol. yes I know, but that's the official strategy. powershell itself isn't that bad, but there are heaps of server applications which don't support no-gui mode).

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    2. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by crutchy · · Score: 1

      if you want to use windows server for powershell, you may as well just upgrade to linux and ssh

    3. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      or will a server product have metro interface, that will be slow as crap on remote desktop on slow nets.

      One color plus white for each tile, no shadows or alpha blending or even bevel effects anywhere... Metro would probably be faster than "classic" Win2k style on a slow connection.

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    4. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      Learn what Powershell can do and get back to us. It's an entirely different, object-based shell and is far superior in some ways to anything available in Unix land (including Linux and OS X). For a start, you can code-sign your scripts to ensure they haven't been modified and come from trusted sources. You can manipulate any wmi object directly from within the shell. There's a lot that's crap in the Windows world, but powershell is interesting and "good". Learn it, and it will make you a more employable person.

      Besides, in the real world, you run the appropriate platform for the applications the business requires. We have a mixed environment with FreeBSD, Linux and Windows machines doing various jobs. Linux can not do everything.

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    5. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Junta · · Score: 2

      The problem is that powershell is in an awkward place between languages like perl/python and shell scripting.

      The pipe might be simply the string you see, or it might be a stream of objects that are being formatted, and that reality is generally not clear at a glance. In bourne shell, it's pretty much always what you see is what you get (for better or for worse). Once understood, this *usually* provides the programmer more power when they test to determine what the stream will look like, but it's still inconsintent as to whether provided cmdlets support pipeline input or not, causing very distinct calling conventions to mix and match cmdlets that require pipeline input and cmdlets that cannot comprehend pipeline input.

      Many scenarios might present your code either a single object or a list depending on circumstance. Select-Object for example will return the result as one object not in an array if one matches, but will return an array if multiple matches. This means code that assumes one result will suddenly be faced with an array, and code that assumes it will see an array to iterate will break when faced with only one value.

      Because they want the user to be able to be fast and loose with quoting, some odd behaviors creep in there. A string suddenly becomes an array because it had a , in it, and the user that had been typing things free form suddenly results in a vastly different argument being passed into your commandlet.

      It's interesting you should mention the codesigning. It causes some headaches without a lot of meaningful protection (e.g. a .cmd script is allowed to run without consideration, and that .cmd can say 'powershell set-executionpolicy bypass' and then jump to ps1 file if it really wanted).

      Process directives in functions are unable to effectively stop execution of the function. 'return' just iterates to next hop, and 'break' will escape all the way to the parent loop of function or exit the whole script if no loop.

      There's all sorts of weirdness in powershell.

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    6. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by crutchy · · Score: 1

      since we're talking about servers, what exactly can't linux do that windows can?

    7. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      Run things like

      • Netapp management/reporting tools for my FAS - require a Windows server
      • Run our banking software
      • Run our safety management system
      • Run our enterprise business intelligence system
      • Run our Mine production system
      • Manage our vSphere environment - though this is getting better, many of the management tools run on Windows server, including vCenter
      • Distribute updates to our windows clients (there are applications we need that are Windows only - mostly specialist mining and financial applications)
      • Run above mentioned Windows specific mining and financial applications
      • Can, but nowhere near as easily - run Solarwinds for enterprise network monitoring. Yes, I've used zabbix, nagios, etc. They are WAY, WAY more work
      • Reliably log into a secure WIFI network

      Just for starters...

      And don't even consider mentioning running the apps in Wine... it's nowhere near there yet - and if i was to call say, the vendor of Mine24d and say "yeah, there's some wierd graphical bug, i'm running it in Wine under Ubuntu. We need to get this 100 million dollar mine design project out the door this evening", I'd get precisely zero support.

      In the real world, getting real production done, Windows is often a requirement. Where it is not needed, or not efficient, I don't run it. But there are places where it is FAR less work keeping the Windows machines I need maintained than trying to hack the app to run on something else.

      If you've got major problems keeping a Windows network running smoothly in 2013, the problem is the admin, not the platform (though it does have its issues no doubt, like everything else).

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    8. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Blue-screen. Kernel panics are palpably different.

      FWIW, I miss Guru Meditation Errors.

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    9. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      All pipelines in powershell are objects, and something will only become text if it has become serialised somewhere along the way (e.g., read/write from disk).

      Returning multiple objects from a query is a feature, not a bug. Just because it works differently, does not mean it is "wrong". It is what it is, and if you're expecting it to behave like other scripting languages I can see why you would have problems.

      Yes, it has some warts, it's clearly a v1.x product. And no, a cmd script can NOT turn code-signing off if you have UAC turned on (as you should) or the user doesn't have administrative access (as they shouldn't).

      If you have an enterprise CA, and an AD integrated subordinate, signing scripts is trivial. My workflow with writing powershell involves saving the file in notepad++, running "./add-signature foo.ps1" (add-signature is a 1-2 line script I've got which retrieves my code-signing cert and signs the argument with it) and then running the script. That's it.

      And yes, it does provide a level of protection - because I can leave code-signing turned on, push the authorised programmer certs to the enterprise and not have to worry about people running malicious powershell scripts. If someone in the enterprise pushes a dodgy script (either accidentally, or maliciously), I can easily disable it from running, wherever the copies may exist by simply revoking the cert.

      But, there are things you can do in Powershell in a few lines of code that you just can't do with a shell script without a massive time investment.

      Getting hardware and software info out of the machine is trivial. For example. Much of the power of powershell lies in its ability to easily query and interact with WMI objects, which VB could do but was a complete and utter pain in the arse.

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    10. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      since we're talking about servers, what exactly can't linux do that windows can?

      Run Exchange Server 2013 which integrates into the email platform the business has chosen.
      Run Sharepoint Server which integrates into the wordprocessor & spreadsheet the business has chosen.
      Run Active Directory which integrates into the desktop OS the business has chosen.

      Oh, you have replacements to all of those as well? I'm sure you do. Now good luck convincing not only the PHBs in your company, but in all of the companies that supply the hardware & software your company uses to make its product.

      So, if every business is a professional services company, this might be easy. If they make physical product, welcome to the world of legacy. Most of them still keep their AS400s running, do you think you can switch them off Microsoft?

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    11. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by crutchy · · Score: 1

      running "your" apps on windows doesn't even imply that others don't run similar systems on linux. in fact i live in the vicinity of three large mines and none of them use windows for their production systems (they do use windows servers, generally to support the network of workstations used by office personnel for general purpose file serving, which could also potentially be linux-based). generally any kind of software connected to control systems (plc's, data logging, p&id, etc) aren't windows based simply because windows isn't reliable or secure enough. plant operation is usually physically and electrically isolated from any windows networks. if yours is different, i would consider it more of an exception than the norm.

      some of the other stuff, such as "Reliably log into a secure WIFI network" is obviously just pointless cruft that anyone with a clue will see right though, but nice try

      also i'm pretty sure most bank servers (that run the critical remote functions) run on unix or ibm systems. maybe yours is different, but again i don't think that would be commonplace (certainly not an example of something windows can do that linux can't).

      you might disregard wine, but actually wine runs some windows programs better than windows runs them, especially since windows 7 onwards doesn't even run 16 bit programs... wine may be the only option for some programs to run in the not to distant future (except for 16 bit real mode, which will die with the passing of 32-bit processors unfortunately).

      If you've got major problems keeping a Windows network running smoothly in 2013, the problem is the admin, not the platform (though it does have its issues no doubt, like everything else).

      nice way to shoot yourself in the foot by making a statement and then contradicting it in the very same sentence. i'm sure if you actually compare uptime of many windows and linux servers, the numbers would speak for themselves.

    12. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run Exchange Server 2013 which integrates into the email platform the business has chosen

      i've heard this before and it has been shot down many times... have a look at http://www.openchange.org/ for starters. there are others though.

      Run Sharepoint Server which integrates into the wordprocessor & spreadsheet the business has chosen.

      sharepoint is just a cms (and not a very good one at that). displaying excel and word files in a browser window is more related to the browser than the server.

      Active Directory which integrates into the desktop OS the business has chosen

      activedirectory is just a domain controller, and a shit one. i've even had the personal displeasure of babysitting a sbs with activedirectory. never again.

      Now good luck convincing not only the PHBs in your company, but in all of the companies that supply the hardware & software your company uses to make its product

      windows works for many businesses and i would never try to convince them to make the switch, but there is a certain point in a company's growth where linux is easily justified (and oddly enough it is usually around the point when servers become critical infrastructure rather than just a central file server).

    13. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Junta · · Score: 1

      All pipelines in powershell are objects, and something will only become text if it has become serialised somewhere along the way (e.g., read/write from disk).

      See output from 'netsh'. See use of 'write-output'. Maybe you call an array of strings meangingfully distinct from "text", but it really isn't. You can't use select-object, have to switch to select-string. Have to do an assignment and a get-member or gettype() to know what you are really in for.

      Returning multiple objects from a query is a feature, not a bug.

      My issue is not the plurality. My issue is that the singular will have a different set of behaviors as indicated by GetType than one. I would have either liked it if a single object was returned as a single element array, or if the language did a better job of implicit array creation if you treat such singular returns as an array.

      And no, a cmd script can NOT turn code-signing off if you have UAC turned on

      powershell set-executionpolicy bypass currentuser

      If you have an enterprise CA, and an AD integrated subordinate, signing scripts is trivial. My workflow with writing powershell involves saving the file in notepad++, running "./add-signature foo.ps1" (add-signature is a 1-2 line script I've got which retrieves my code-signing cert and signs the argument with it) and then running the script. That's it.

      First, that's hoops to jump through even assuming the infrastructure setup. Second, no convenient linux tools to generate the ASN.1 structures to sign in non-windows envs.

      But, there are things you can do in Powershell in a few lines of code that you just can't do with a shell script without a massive time investment.

      That's absolutely true of cmd and vbscript, less so in bash or perl or python on a linux system.

      Much of the power of powershell lies in its ability to easily query and interact with WMI objects

      WMI in my mind is less desirable than sysfs under linux which provides much the same data. WMI objects aren't very discoverable as they aren't unified under a single root. If you ask me about some data in wmi I have not previously worked with, it;s off to technet forums to search for the answer. In linux, a little ogling of sysfs and I can generally find it without so much as tabbing over to my browser.

      not have to worry about people running malicious powershell scripts

      Untrue, see above

      If someone in the enterprise pushes a dodgy script (either accidentally, or maliciously), I can easily disable it from running, wherever the copies may exist by simply revoking the cert.

      Ok, that's the one effective use case of the code signing as implemented today.

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    14. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      In the real world, IT do not make the purchasing decisions on things like engineering software. The person actually doing the engineering job chooses the tool and it is IT's job to make it work.

      Whether or not alternatives to Minecad, Mine24d, Pitram, etc exist on Linux is irrelevant. They have not been chosen by the business as the best tool for the job.

      As I said, we run multiple platforms in house, and run Linux where it is appropriate. It is not appropriate, or most cost effective for ALL jobs, and for some of the applications the business has decided to run, credible Linux alternatives DO NOT EXIST.

      Comparing uptimes is pretty irrelevant when the Linux machine can not run the application required.

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    15. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      As to WINE, whether it works or not is irrelevant. When you're paying for a support contract for your mission critical app, you run it on the platform the vendor supports. If that is Linux, fine run it on Linux. If it is Windows, you run it on Windows.. NONE of our business apps will officially support WINE.

      If you want to fuck about trying to diagnose a problem caused by a needed application update breaking compatibility with your unsupported platform while the vendor says "works on our supported platform", be my guest.

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    16. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by smash · · Score: 1

      netsh is not a powershell cmdlet. write-output is explicitly for converting objects into a screen-readable format, and is used on the end of a pipe. any decent sized organisation will already have a CA infrastructure in place for stuff like 802.11x and WIFI. lack of convenience in Linux for implementing signing is pretty irrelevant... that is a Linux flaw, not a powershell problem.

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    17. Re:Win 201x Server will have start menu by Junta · · Score: 1

      netsh is not a powershell cmdlet. write-output is explicitly for converting objects into a screen-readable format, and is used on the end of a pipe.

      My point is that programmers have to play by the rules and a lot of stuff commonly done in powershell is older stuff and done by less than thorough developers.

      lack of convenience in Linux for implementing signing is pretty irrelevant... that is a Linux flaw, not a powershell problem.

      It means MS didn't use any existing standard for signing and had a new ASN.1 formatted structure. It's an example of MS ignoring industry standards to do the exact same thing in an incompatible, proprietary way.

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  58. Winge Winge by danielzip53 · · Score: 1

    For those of you that don't "like" windows 8, you're a pack of cry babies!

    You'll fall behind the kids of today and end up like your 80/90yo grandparents and their ability to adopt technology.
    My 5yo niece picked up windows 8 in a month coming from XP.

    I actually like the interface and all the advanced new features. If your argument is that you don't like the new locations of everything, it sounds much like the XP/7 debate. If you're argument is that you don't like the new Metro App Framework, it sounds much like "http://ask.slashdot.org/story/13/05/08/002258/ask-slashdot-why-wont-companies-upgrade-old-software".

    Resistance to change is an inherent human flaw, but I thought fellow slashdoters would generally be on the other end of the scale.

    My only gripe is the Market Place policy.

    Rant complete!

    1. Re: Winge Winge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your 5yro niece can't read. We can, therefore we despise interfaces that think we are illiterate.

    2. Re:Winge Winge by shikaisi · · Score: 1

      My 5yo niece picked up windows 8 in a month coming from XP.

      I'm not sure whether I missed your sarcasm tags. Do you honestly think a month is an acceptable time for anyone to invest in learning a new OS? I would expect to be using most new OSes within one or possibly two days. I've watched kids and old ladies pick up iPads and be comfortable using them within minutes. Sorry, but life's too short to learn to use Win 8.

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    3. Re:Winge Winge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 5yo niece picked up windows 8 in a month coming from XP.

      Yes, you're quite right. We should all beat ourselves over the head with iron bars until we think like 5 year-olds, then we'll be ready for the future.

      Why would a 5 year-old want to have more than two windows open? Or arrange them in a non-approved manner?
      All change is good. All new stuff is better than old stuff. All old stuff is bad and must be destroyed. Resistance is futile. We should all learn to play only with the big colored blocks with rounded corners, and forget about that old fashioned constructor kit that allowed us to make useful^W obsolete things.

      Rant barely even begun.

  59. Licenses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "While this decision is generally being framed as a frantic backtrack for Microsoft, it comes as the company has recently passed 100 million Windows 8 licenses sold." You're forgetting that a certain percentage of those licenses include "downgrade" rights, to install Windows 7 instead.

  60. Windows 8 is OK by vga_init · · Score: 2

    Windows 8 is OK. What I find problematic about it is that the traditional desktop and Metro seem to clash with one another even though you can use them both simultaneously. On the outside you want to pick which environment you want to spend the most time in; if you want to stay in Metro, then use only Metro apps, but if you want to live in the Desktop, then you find yourself avoiding any Metro apps. It's just too hard to mix the two together.

    Assuming, however, that you just want to use the Desktop all the time, Windows 8 is not that big of a deal. It boils down to the fact that they took away the start menu, and that apparently drives people nuts. Personally, I don't even like the start menu. The programs you use all the time end up being pinned to the task bar, and for the occasional other program, you just hit the Windows key and type in its name. It's really not hard, but people just don't figure this out. My uncle got a new Windows 8 laptop last week, and right when he got it I told him three or four times to use the Windows key and type in order to search for the program he wanted, and he *still* would just open the start screen with the mouse and then open "All Programs" and sit there reading all the entries in order to find the program he was looking for. A few days later he said, "You know, I realized I can just hit the Windows key to switch between the Desktop and the start screen."

    I would consider Windows 8 to be an upgrade from 7, but people struggle with the interface changes. Windows 7 has a more "pure" UI experience, and it's what people expect.

    1. Re:Windows 8 is OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he programs you use all the time end up being pinned to the task bar, and for the occasional other program, you just hit the Windows key and type in its name.

      I do NOT use search to launch programs. If I do not launch it often, I will frequently forget what the program's name is. If I see the name of the program listed somewhere, say as a menu item, the association of the program name and its purpose returns to the front of my mind. Without lists displaying program names, what is the point of a GUI? A command line is MUCH more flexible at that point.

    2. Re:Windows 8 is OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess at the end of the day, it's about what works for you. Most average Joe users are conditioned for the traditional Start menu. For me, I only have to answer one question: Will this OS do what I need it to do?

      The answer is no. Why? I'm a gamer. FPS's mostly. I recently purchased a gaming laptop from ASUS pre-loaded with Windows 8. Right after paying for the rig, I walked directly from the sales to the service counter and asked them to replace Windows 8 with Windows 7. Not that I have a problem with 8 per se, it's just the games I play are not compatible with Windows 8 (as per Microsoft's website). Also, I do not own a tablet or smartphone or any device that uses "apps" so for me the metro interface is foreign and unnecessary. That's why it doesn't work for me.

      Lately I've read alot about why this W8 doesn't work for people. Tons of reasons why folks hate it. And the reality is, it doesn't really matter why consumers don't like it, even if the reason is viewed as "stupid" or "childish" or "uninformed". People know what they like and won't pay for something they don't. You'd think MS would know this by now...

  61. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by slashmydots · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reading everything, it's actually Windows 9/Windows 8.1/Windows Blue/Windows 6.3. I kid you not. It is called all of those officially by MS.

  62. Start8 by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 2

    http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/index.asp

    This start menu blends well with Windows 8's theme, replicates all Windows 7 start menu features, and has options to boot to desktop and disable hot corners. Only caveat is that it does cost $5, but is probably the best polished Windows 8 start menu out there.

  63. It'll be a step forward for them by caywen · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think Win 8.1 will be a great step forward for them. Not only will it fix most of the things consumers hate about Win8, it will be timed to coincide with Bay Trail and Haswell, and possibly will tie in with XBox "720" (whatever it will be called). It'll never make fans of the slashdot crowd, but it could well become a major market success. Ridiculing Windows and Microsoft has never seemed to matter very much.

    I usually sprinkle in some gratuitous criticism of them and their products as it seems standard protocol for slashdot, but that has gotten tiresome. Win 8.1 and their other products might well be a very strong play this year.

  64. Potential Payback for Win 8 by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

    Too bad Microsoft doesn't have to pay a $1 everytime someone misassociates the term Metro with something produced by Microsoft?

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  65. Nooo! :( Learning curve my ass, its great! by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has confirmed to be preparing to reverse course over elements of Windows 8. 'Key aspects' of how the software is used will be changed

    Nooo! :(
    I like Windows 8 the way it is and ought to evolve. Please do not handicap it to suit snails, i'll just revert to Linux desktop (again) once its touch UX rivals that of Windows 8.

    If i had a say, i'd stop at optionally making the taskbar visible always, and somehow merge with left bar functionality (the touch alt-tab). The startscreen is fine, except that it could use some form of nested folders or (optional) vertical scrolling. The moment i descide to launch another app, i never ever need to see the other windows opened, except for a list that shows whats running but thats solved by making the taskbar visible anyway.

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  66. Mi rosoft attempts the impossible by clickety6 · · Score: 0

    Surel not even they can polish a turd!

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  67. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    Damn it, where are mod points when you need them? That one was good, I honestly never even really thought about the similarities between those two words...

  68. Oh for F$&@ks sake!. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's getting so tiring!.

  69. What learning curve? by JosephTX · · Score: 1

    I've been using both Windows 7 and Windows 8 since December and I still don't understand this "learning curve" is.

    Step 1: start the computer (bonus: it doesn't even require as much patience as a Win7 boot)
    Step 2: Look at the Metro start screen and start flinging your feces like your primate brethren ("I don't like change!")
    Step 3: Click the big button that says "Desktop"--complete with a picture of your desktop--and everything's back to normal

    I didn't even need to go out of the way to download MSE, since windows defender already includes in now. If anything, the start screen is just an extended start menu that can hold more than a dozen shortcuts.

    1. Re:What learning curve? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the metro screen is a full-screen start menu with vista/7 gadgets built in and expanded.

      But this is a prime example of why Microsoft is still around after 20+ years, when so many other computing companies aren't; they're surprisingly agile for a large company. They'll try something, and if it doesn't work, they'll move on.

      They demonstrated this back on the 95 era, when in the space of six months, they went from 'internet, schminternet' to 'internet! internet! internet!' and they're demonstrating it again.

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  70. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by crutchy · · Score: 2

    Windows 8NT4Me

  71. Our idea that never took off by grungeman · · Score: 1

    We create software icons mainly for Windows (from XP to WIndows 8) and always need to follow the latest Microsoft style guidelines. When we started working on the Windows 8 icons we immediately saw that Microsoft was doing something awefully wrong by mixing two totally different UI styles in one single operating system.

    So we came up with the idea that there should be a transition or "fading" between both styles in order to make it easier for Windows Vista/7 users to get used to the new style. So we took the old Vista/7 icons and converted them to monochrome versions, while keeping the overall shape. With some Javascript this could be used for a very cool transition between the old Vista/Windows 7 and the new Windows 8 style.

    Unfortunately this idea never really took off (we never saw anybody use this), but I still think it could make the new style much more acceptable for users of Windows Vista/7.

    If you are interested here is our technical page demonstrating how the transition works (some animated samples, lots of technical details):

    http://www.iconexperience.com/technical/

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  72. passed 100 million Windows 8 licenses sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and what percentage of that is from people who wanted to buy a new computer; got stuck with windows 8; and have no way out. 20%, 50%, 80%... I recently purchased a new laptop for the hardware which came with windows 8, not that it ever got booted as I installed a more useful OS instead, so I guess I'm one of the 100 million licenses sold.

  73. What is it with women and MS GUIs anyways? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    Melinda Gates (yes, Bill's wife) pushed through Microsoft Bob.

    Julie Larsen-Green was twice as bad.
    1) She pushed through the MS Office ribbon interface
    2) Then she pushed through Metro

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  74. Or... by rossdee · · Score: 1

    They could just keep selling Windows 7

  75. Windows #? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    They would do well to take Windows 8, do a Windows 7 interface option to it, and call it something like Windows 7.5. That way, the OS would sound more Windows 7 compatible, while retaining the internal Windows 8 features that are so good, but totally lost due to the fiasco over the Metro interface.

    For the tablets and phones, just call the OS Metro, instead of Windows 8 or Windows RT. It gives them a clean start, and they can have different ports of Metro for ARM, Atom/Fusion and MIPS. There are very much Asian vendors who even use MIPS chips as the basis of their platforms, and since NT once existed on MIPS, no reason why Windows 8 can't have that capability as well. Have Metro for these 3 platforms on tablets & phones, and then release them.

    For the OS, make Windows 7.5 the last OS, and from here on, just do updates. Things that are there - the win64 API, the newer kernel and so on - can be the basis for a long time. Microsoft could morph into a blend of Symantec & IBM, and exist by providing services based on Windows - be it anti-virus, bug fixes and so on. The OS itself can continue to sell @ say, $40 or $50, so that it's not unreasonable to expect customers to pay for it, rather than pirate it.

  76. er whoops by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Got to love a correction to a correction: I said you could actually run the Win95 shell on NT4 without changes but I meant on NT 3.51. 3.51 was a lot more stable than 4.0 due to merging of the Kernel and GDI memory spaces in 4.0, so more people than you might think actually did this.

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  77. Fine print by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "Start Menu only available thru business-class volume licensing."

  78. Start screen is the issue by msobkow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Against my advice, my parents bought a Windows 8 machine so I've had a fair bit of chance to play with it and to hear from a couple of "typical" computer users what their experience with Windows 8 is like.

    Everyone who has used that machine *hates* the start screen. While one would think you can "fit more" than with the start menu, in practice what you have is the ability to show or hide the sub-menus as groups of icons. Once you tell it to show stuff you actually *want* (like Games), the start screen rapidly becomes 2-3 physical screens wide. So now not only do you have to drag your mouse all over the place to reach the icons/tiles, you have to scroll the screen/menu to reach them.

    My Dad is particularly frustrated with Windows 8. As far as he's concerned, nothing works right except Firefox, and even that ticks him off because he has to scroll all the way over to the right on the start screen to find it's icon.

    My Mom is ticked off with the Metro interface on her card games. The "click top and drag down" metaphor for shutting down applets is not intuitive, and without a touch screen, it's also difficult to use. Mom has always had difficulty with "click and hold" aspects of applications because of her arthritis. Most of the time she just gives up because she can't hold the mouse button down long enough to drag it to the bottom of the screen.

    Personally what I hate is that there is no actual "windowing" of Metro apps. Everything is full screen. I haven't worked with full screen apps since the days of the 80x24 green screen terminal. I need to be able to access multiple applications at the same time. And the flash from work screen/desktop to start menu literally gives me a headache (I get migraines regularly, and eye strain from this type of interface aggravates them -- I despise Gnome 3 for the exact same reason.)

    Windows 8: Epic FAIL!

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    1. Re:Start screen is the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Dad is particularly frustrated with Windows 8. As far as he's concerned, nothing works right except Firefox, and even that ticks him off because he has to scroll all the way over to the right on the start screen to find it's icon.

      Why is it all the over to the right, then? Drag the commonly used tiles to the left...or just start typing Firefox.

      My Mom is ticked off with the Metro interface on her card games. The "click top and drag down" metaphor for shutting down applets is not intuitive, and without a touch screen, it's also difficult to use. Mom has always had difficulty with "click and hold" aspects of applications because of her arthritis. Most of the time she just gives up because she can't hold the mouse button down long enough to drag it to the bottom of the screen.

      Luckily alt-f4 still works and has continued to for decades...or just use the desktop versions which continue to work.

      Personally what I hate is that there is no actual "windowing" of Metro apps

      The only things I have found it useful for is music and messaging applications that I sometimes like to have pinned to the side. That said, I don't mind leaving it up to the developer to decide which approach is best for their particular application. Perhaps it is a little schizophrenic at this state, but personally I like having more options than less (although incl the option to turn it off, if desired).

    2. Re:Start screen is the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "click top and drag down" metaphor for shutting down applets is not intuitive, and without a touch screen, it's also difficult to use.

      I've had windows 8 for months and did not know about this. I googled how to close an app (had to close it because it was an uncompression program in metro mode that the OS recommended I use - but it was holding onto the application in uncompressed and refused to let it run). The results of the google search mentioned ALT-F4 and that is all I'd ever found to work. Yes, I tried all kinds of dragging crap around and clicking things but actually had to give up and google how to close an app.

    3. Re:Start screen is the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why close any Metro apps? You don't have to, Windows 8 handles resource allocation for them automatically. Just leave them be.

  79. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Kleen13 · · Score: 0

    Well played. I prefer the bra section in the Bay catalog, though.

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  80. Best dump yet by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    Highlighting the obvious similarity of the Metro interface to the Sesame Street web site is the best dump on Windows 8's flagship yet. Another (derivative) comparison is with the McDonald's cash register (which amazingly enough can be bought). I'm sure there are Idiocracy references too. 5 seconds on Google confirms it.

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  81. 100 million copies sold? by Kookus · · Score: 1

    So far I've come into contact with about a dozen people that have "bought" Windows 8. Not a single 1 of them wanted it, but it's forced upon them when buying the computer.

    Of the 100 million, I'd like to know the percentage that actually wanted Windows 8. I wouldn't be surprised if that number drops down below 20 million.

  82. You can't spell (Pentration on your resume) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you're a liar Jeremiah Cornelius http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3722427&cid=43654735 acting as a pot calling a kettle black/hypocrite on what's in the subject-line above since you couldn't even spell "Penetration" on your resume, mispelling it "Pentration" instead and leaving it on LinkedIn for years that way. Hilarious part is you claimed to have done that for a job primarily. You're so full of it it is not funny. Keep sockpuppet modding yourself up for yoru crap posts too.

  83. Your presence is requested Jeremiah Cornelius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3725365&cid=43659719 since we all know you have issues with hosts files (and got your ass kicked in the 3 links shown there for it - of course, your more than welcome to try to disprove the points in them too, so you can look a fool all the more, as well as a liar who says he never trolls as ac and yet is shown saying he does, and admits to being a troll too http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3722427&cid=43654735 ) from your 100's of anonymous coward submitted posts you flooded this forums with for 3 months now but you made a mistake accidentally submitting 1 using your registered 'lusername' here giving yourself away as the troll doing it http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3581857&cid=43276741

    APK

    P.S.=> There's NO WAY you worked for Microsoft in a true technical capacity blundering as you did on relatively simple networking and computer science concepts in the 1st link above, and being a trolling liar as shown in the other links is no way to live life either...

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  84. Everyone is being mislead from the real point by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

    Can anyone tell me what are the new features of Windows 8? If Windows Blue or Win9/whatever went back to the start button, then how would it be different than Windows 7? If you're going to sell me a product you need to tell me how my life will be better with the new product, but Windows 8 doesn't offer any new features over Win7. The interface is different, but comparing the 2 is a 'apples-to-oranges' comparison- some people like 7, some like 8, but that isn't an upgrade, it's an alternative. If they want to sell me a new version then they need to give me something that is better, not just different. For instance:
    1. Use some of that research to create an OS that is impenetrable to virus, worms and over malware. Not more of this cat and mouse game of virus/antivirus but a real solution that solves the problem once and for all. Hint: microkernels, VT-X extensions
    2. Upgrade some of the included programs- why doesn't MSPaint have the ability to open TGA files? Why doesn't it have red-eye removal tools? What about some basic photoshop-like features, such as bluring?
    3. I hate to say it, but they need an app store that can install things easily. Want visual studio? One click. Want cygwin? One click.
    4. Include virtualization software (HyperV light?). When you create a new client you have the option for it to have the same kernel that you have on the host, without having to run an installer. Automatically include tools to share files, networks between host and client OS

    I'm not saying that these are brilliant ideas- what I'm saying is that Microsoft needs to step it up and give us more, not just different

  85. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is misspelling things again.

    It's spelled "Windows Blue", but pronounced "Windows Blew".

    Let's quit beating around the bush here: The new OS is going to be called "Windows Blue Screen of Death". A complete operating system of nothing but the BSOD.

  86. As a Win8 user for 6 months. by PeterJFraser · · Score: 1

    I understand what Microsoft is trying to do. They want one computer (a phone) that can be docked to a larger screen (a tablet) or docketed to a keyboard/mouse and a very large screen (a desktop). We are getting to the point where such a computer will exist. The trouble is: their implementation is horrible. It is possible to configure Win 8 as a desktop, that works as well as Win 7. You just have set a lot of defaults and use the "windows key" on your keyboard more often. If you configure your Win 8 as a desktop, it would make a horrible tablet or phone. What they need to do is have two sets of file associations, one for tablet mode and one for desktop mode. The resulting model should be that anything that starts in desktop mode stays in desktop mode, and anything that starts in tablet mode stays in table mode, other than explicitly requesting a mode change. Furthermore I should be able to run my tablet mode screen as a window in my desktop when I run in desktop mode.

  87. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    Let's quit beating around the bush here: The new OS is going to be called "Windows Blue Screen of Death". A complete operating system of nothing but the BSOD.

    Think of the quick load times and minimal system requirements.

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  88. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    Let's quit beating around the bush here: The new OS is going to be called "Windows Blue Screen of Death". A complete operating system of nothing but the BSOD.

    Think of the quick load times and minimal system requirements.

    Yeah! Think of it's potential!

    DRM ... Sorry... Mandatory "Always On Features" or "It's not DRM but Cloud stuff!" in games that you can't opt out of? No problem thanks to WinBSOD!
    Piracy taking away preciousss money because dirty user Hobbits stealing them? Problem solved thanks to WinBSOD!
    Terrorists using computers for terrorism or to plan terrorism? No problem thanks to WinBSOD!
    Hackers doing hacking things? Gone! Problem solved thanks to WinBSOD!
    Mean, not nice freedom of speech and expression? Say hello to WinBSOD!

    Only problems for Microsoft would be the vast majority of users would flock to Apple and Linux in mass exodus only to give those two OSes the exact same problems that Windows did away with under the WinBSOD OS. So maybe that'd be a win for them too?

  89. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they passed 100 millions licenses, they would not be backtracking at all. So that number is greatly exaggerated.

  90. OK here's my counter-offer by Nov8tr · · Score: 0

    Put in a start button. Make metro a option. And touch screen a option of course. Drop the price to under $100 (especailly considering the fact its a tweaked up windows 7 and not really a whole new OS) and I'll actually buy it. Well??

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  91. Re: Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had exact same reaction.

  92. Re: Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so, it will fail so badly at getting to the bsod that it'll be stable, and therefore another failure.

  93. Re:Anonymous Coward rethinks Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you like Asian women, then either you're blind or desperate. "Me love you long time" indeed. Just fucking hideous.

  94. Windows Blew by empties · · Score: 1

    Appropriate naming. > Microsoft also plans to preview the update called 'Windows Blue' in June.