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  1. Re:You get what you pay for? on Jobs Says No Tethering iPad To iPhone · · Score: 0

    > It costs twice as much and it looks nice.

    Defailed that for you, sugarbuns.

  2. I might switch on Hands On With Notion Ink's Pixel-Qi Equipped Adam Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Love the touchpad. Like any Apple fanboy, I'm a big fan of reach-arounds.

  3. Re:New Ipad on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 0

    How will that new iphone fit in my pocket? its 10" diagonally!

    You need an iPurse. Well, you need several - unless you're the kind of person who'd wear brown shoes with a blue frock.

  4. Re:Ergonomics? on Asus Says Netbook Is Dead, Hello Wearable Computers · · Score: 0

    but come one

    Can I come two, sweetie?

  5. Re:Overreaction on Fixing Security Issue Isn't Always the Right Answer · · Score: 0

    How big of a problem would it be to put the 80 grams of explosives needed in a condom and stuff it up your ass before entering the airport ?

    None at all. Making it stay there might be a little tricky...

  6. Re:Totally off the mark. on Office 2003 Bug Locks Owners Out · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe he's queer. Sometimes, you have to think outside the box.

    Or at least, think inside a different box.

  7. Re:spoooooky on Dead Salmon's "Brain Activity" Cautions fMRI Researchers · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't think many beliefs think it sticks around tied to the body after it's dead

    Zulus do.
    Aztecs too.
    Who's informative?
    Not you!

  8. Re:MIT Project "Gaydar" Shakes Privacy Assumpitons on MIT Project "Gaydar" Shakes Privacy Assumptions · · Score: -1

    It's something you hump someone in the ass on. A bed, a couch, the back seat of a Hummer H3.

    (captcha: deterred, LOL)

  9. Re:Marketing Slogan on PS3-Compatible Phone Coming In October · · Score: -1

    sounds like anal

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  10. Cruising for what???? on Cruising Fisherman's Wharf For New Passports' Serial Numbers · · Score: -1

    When I cruise around the docks I'm looking for something that has 69 in it, but I'm not interested in passport numbers.

  11. Shocking on Some Overheating 3GS iPhones Glow Pink · · Score: -1

    others say the casing turns pink with the heat.

    I like pink, but I prefer the brown, if you know what I mean ;-)

  12. Blast on China To Crack Down On "Undesirable" Games · · Score: -1

    There goes my plan for a frogger clone, but with tanks and protesters...

  13. Re:I am disappointed! on iPhone 3.0 Update Delivers Prodigious Patch Batch · · Score: -1

    Pwn his wn phwn? He rents his wn ass!

  14. Re:the problem is the OS on Central Anti-Virus For Small Business? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ooooh, you are awful!

    [flounces out]

  15. Hi. I'm a Mac on DTV Transition Mostly Smooth, Windows Media Center Problems · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    or manually edit the configuration files.

    Can someone explain to me what this means. Do I need to buy a special $50 screwdriver or something?

  16. Re:The other thing that's stupid about this on Apple May Loosen Restrictions With iPhone 3.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Newspaper app: allows a user to see an image of a topless woman. Status: denied.

    Like most Apple users, I find naked females disgusting.

  17. I thought it said on Apple Racks Up the Gaming Patents · · Score: 0

    Apple are deflowering a gay man's cornhole? Is that news?

  18. Re:Aren't these things made in china? on US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well that sort of depends on what backdoors the chinese firmware creators left in

    I don't discrimainate, I like any firmware in my backdoor.

  19. Re:A matter of the environment? on Where's Your Coding Happy Place? · · Score: 0

    On his hat, or rather his helmet, sweetie. XXX.

  20. Re:A Legend on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 0

    You do it our way, and I'll do it mine. Hugs!

  21. Re:Well I'll say this for Obama on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because. Nerds. Like. Totally. Matter.

  22. WTF? on He's a Mac, He's a PC, But We're Linux! · · Score: -1

    A winner? Just entering a sucky contest like this makes you a loser.

  23. Re:Article summary nails it on Dell Adamo Review — Macho Outside, Sissy Inside · · Score: -1

    Macho outside, really? i think Adamo is pretty much sissy all over.

    You say that as if it's a bad thing. Ooooh, you brute!

  24. It's not mine on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: -1

    This little toy? Oh, it's not mine - I borrowed it from my boyfriend!

  25. Re:Stickers... on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: -1

    I've just ordered a white netbook.

    They'll think you're gay.

    But it might work, because apparently any woman who can "convert one" gains much kudos in whatever bizarre caste system females use.

    Remember, if you can't be good, be careful! XXX