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iPad Launches, FCC Teardown Leaked

Apple's much-awaited iPad officially launched today, and iFixit has gotten their hands on photos from the FCC teardown. They've done an analysis of the internals and provided directions on doing it yourself, if you're so inclined. Predictably, it's a hot topic in the media. Cory Doctorow wrote about why he won't be getting an iPad, complaining about the closed, hacker-unfriendly design and what he calls the "Wal-martization of the software channel." Daring Fireball's John Gruber disagrees, pointing out that enthusiasts — even kids exercising their curiosity — are still quite capable of playing around with the iPad through app creation, and with much more of a chance to compete with big companies than in the Apple ][ days. Similarly, others are referring to it as the "bedtime computer" — technology that has a reasonable shot at expanding into completely new areas of use, like bedtime reading for kids. Such a device was predicted in 1972 by Alan Kay, the PARC scientist credited with the epigram "The best way to predict the future is to invent it." His hypothetical DynaBook bears striking similarity to what Apple finally came up with. So, those of you who have picked up or received an iPad already: how do you like it?

617 comments

  1. 3...2...1... Wake up! by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People, snap out of it. Its just a tablet computer. They have been around for over 10 years and they have never been all that special. Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis that is causing you to go gaga over closed up commercial productions that you think you need to own.

    1. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Pojut · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ^^^this.

    2. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People, snap out of it. Its just a tablet computer. They have been around for over 10 years and they have never been all that special. Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis

      There were MP3 players before the iPod. They sucked, Apple made one that did not suck, and from that they made billions.

      This is not just a tablet computer, this is a big-ass iPod, and they're likely to make big-ass billions from it.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They've been around for 10 years and yet they all failed in the consumer market. I wonder if there's some reason for that.....

    4. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by discord5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      People, snap out of it. Its just a tablet computer.

      Yeah, but this one is hand-made by Steve Jobs, assembled on the thighs of Taiwanese virgins. If you sniff it real hard you can still smell the reality distortion field permeating the electronics.

      It will also double as a paperweight and shiny object to distract other people.

      Disclaimer: Taiwanese virgins may or may not be female. Applicability as paperweight is not guaranteed by the usermanual.

    5. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is not just a tablet computer, this is a big-ass iPod

      This is also exactly why so many slashdotters hate the thing. It's nothing more than an ipod so big I can't even fit it in my pocket. Why in the world would I want that?

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    6. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by wampus · · Score: 1, Informative

      Obviously a lack of cult association. You know, marketing.

    7. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by lightrush · · Score: 0, Funny

      Because The Steve said its Magical?

    8. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by sopssa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While iPod sure was better than the most MP3 players, I disagree that iPod was something revolutionary. Walkman players were damn good too, and they weren't as large as iPod - a really important aspect if you want to take some music with you while jogging (so that the player doesn't weight in your pocket, and so that it doesn't either pull your earplugs out of year head). One of the Walkmans that was maybe 1cm wide and 3cm long and ultra light was perfect for this.

      Another aspect to think about iPod vs Walkman or other MP3 players was that iPod had no physical feedback on controls. Only flat buttons in front of it. The other players had song scrolls that were out of the player and you could feel them - another important point when you're just putting your hand in pocket and want to change a song.

    9. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by sandertje · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think these were marketed in the huge way Apple does with the iPad. Consumer products never grow big unless they are marketed. The iPad --- and the clones it will undoubtedly spur --- might not be new in the technical sense of the word, but for 99.9% of the world population, it will. Perhaps the world wasn't ready for tablet PCs 10 years ago, as the netbook also has only been vastly popular for the last few years. Ten years ago, people were just getting used to mobile phones equipped with camera's, they couldn't see any need for tablet computers. These days, that's changed. E-book manufacturers make ever greater profits, our mobile phones are basically wearable desktop computers, its only logical that tablet computers are the next big thing. Apple comes with this iPad at precisely the right moment, AND it's got the right sense of marketing. ;-)

    10. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You may not, but I wager that many people will.

      I don't want a Corvette, but for some reason, they keep making them. I don't really know why.

    11. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sort of people who will agree with you already agreed with you. That leaves us with everyone else. Let's see. Apple fans. No tearing the veil of Maya from their eyes. Regular people - *shudders* - don't know any of those, but don't they all love the shiny or something?

    12. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whoa there Nelly. Once you remove the coolness factor from it, It's not just an MP3 player, it's a proprietary lock-in MP3 player that costs way more than it needs to. The iPad will be the same. The cool factor is nothing short of sales magic. The first time I saw an iPhone, I thought to myself that it's clever and works fairly well. Then I tried to make a phone call. Ooops. Then I looked at the music capabilities... another ooops. Every time the device added lock-in or required that I jump through hoops to use it with Linux, it's coolness factor dropped by at least half. In the end it doesn't do enough to make it worth the extra cost.

      The iPad will be the same, or at least has started out with all the same flashing lights and bragging. Maybe in 6 months when normal people get a look at one they will see it as the same 'magical' do-nothing-special device that the iPod and iPhone turned out to be. If there is any lock-in or I'm required to jump through hoops to use one with my home network, then Apple can keep them. All of them. I'm not likely to buy a hammer that requires I buy special gloves from the same company to use it, or restricts which nails I can use it to hit. You can go gaga all you want about how cool it is but if you do I'm taking you off the Christmas party invite list.

    13. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by spikeb · · Score: 1

      it is a tablet done right: no keyboard, lightweight, pretty low cost, designed for touch.

    14. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by spikeb · · Score: 1

      I personally won't be getting one, but am looking forward to a more open tablet that also does it right(TM)

    15. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by zappepcs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, NO. I was quite happy with a generic 2GB MP3 player made by many different manufacturers. Some of them came with decent features, tactile controls, and did other things like voice record etc. They did not come with lock-in, suited my needs, and the cost was somewhere around... oh $12.00 USD. I could afford to put 3 of them in my brief case if I wanted. All I needed was a USB port and some headphones. No hacking required, no big price tag, no lock-in. Just music from a small device with headphones. There are and were many such devices. I strongly suspect that people who go gaga about iCrap will only be happy in death if they get a designer cancer.

    16. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by zieroh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis that is causing you to go gaga over closed up commercial productions that you think you need to own.

      Would you like to explain the technical process by which they managed to cause everyone to go gaga? I think a more likely explanation is that some people like it. The fact that you don't has no bearing on that.

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    17. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't you have homework to do?

    18. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      People, snap out of it. Its just a tablet computer. They have been around for over 10 years and they have never been all that special. Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis that is causing you to go gaga over closed up commercial productions that you think you need to own.

      Yes, but according to the linked article, The WiFi iPad is officially Apple model A1219, while the 3G iPad is A1337.

      So the 3G version is 1337 ... how can you not want one?

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    19. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously a lack of cult association. You know, marketing.

      The Zune had marketting and is a direct competitor. So it's not "cult" --it's GUI and broken features that break your device's "sell-ability." Zune's Squirting lac of popularity, with the associated expiration timeout DRM, and issues with "Plays for sure" supposedly killed it. I never even played with one, but can assume most people here have at least checked out a friend's EeePC or iPhone. Those still sell pretty well, and one of them never had your alleged must-have cult attributes. NEXT!

    20. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't think the original MP3 players sucked. I think they suffered from what many other consumer devices did. Buttons that break, headphone jacks that were only held together by solder, with no stress relief. Apple did with media player what Sony did with cassette player. The built to a quality specification and not a price point.

      I have owned and used several phones. The iphone is easier to use in many ways that any other phone that I have owned or used. Sure, to make a call does require four touches for stored numbers(slightly more if the phone is locked), but is is much easier to dial or look up new numbers. Again, it is build like a tank.

      At the end of the day, Apple products tend to include features that are useful to people, rather than features that are useful to advertisers. This, above all, is why there is not Flash.

      I don't really know why people are saying this is just a big ass ipod. After all, an SUV is just a big assed compact car, and although I don't understand why people who are not obese need such a vehicle, I don't confuse and Toyota Land Cruiser with a Toyota Corolla.

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    21. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd argue that it's not a tablet computer - or at least, not in the style that we've been accustomed to in the past 10 years. Apple might have something very different here (time will tell). Yeah, sure... at it's heart, the iPad is a computer. But the interface and intended use are a different take on how we use such a device. And that difference might be just enough, implementing in just the right way, to finally alter people's perceptions about how to use and interact with data.

      Think of it in Star Trek terms. There were different interfaces that worked particularly well for different tasks. They had direct access to the ship's computer through voice commands. They had terminals that also linked to the ship's computer. And then they were running around with diagnostics and signing duty rosters, etc. with these small pad devices.

      The iPad strikes me as being that pad device; the right interface for a particular subset of computing. And, frankly, a type of computing that just hasn't been fully realized using the hardware and interfaces that have existed in the last 10 years.

      Sure - the hype is almost palpable. The territory just isn't that ground-breaking. And I seriously doubt I'll ever purchase an iPad (I'm more interested in Android variations). But it is possible that the iPad will get people to see things differently; in ways that they're not yet understanding because they don't "get" what the iPad is. Yet.

    22. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by actionbastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems as though you are not so upset at the size of the iPad, but the size of your pockets.

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    23. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Miseph · · Score: 0

      The technical process of making people lose all sense of reality and simply consume whatever is most successful at telling them "buy me because I'm cool, and you can be too" is pretty straightforward to describe, but actually quite complicated to implement. It's called marketing. Apple is a marketing company that also makes electronics, they are quite adept at their core business, such that people don't even realize that they are pretty mediocre when it comes to their secondary, and in fact believe them to be the absolute greatest of all time.

      Think about it: Macs and iPods crash all the time, they require special software which is incompatible with other hardware to operate, they cost a ton of extra money, they are not measurably better for any particular use or application than competing products, and yet they still have legions of fanatical users who couldn't even imagine using something else.

      Once you take off the sex appeal, Apple's actual devices don't have much going for them, yet they still dominate because the marketing is so good.

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    24. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Who says I don't already have one up there?

      Good to see you being a productive member of society though. I'll leave you to your beer bong and hopeless attempts to have a GHB-fueled grope that you can later brag about to your buddies.

    25. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by node+3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They've been around for 10 years and yet they all failed in the consumer market. I wonder if there's some reason for that.....

      And as long as the geeks who keep making them are the same types of geeks who go on about how much the iPad sucks and other tablets are so much better, they will remain a losing product.

      Here's the clue: nobody, outside of an extremely small niche of geeks, want the type of tablet that slashdotters seem to want. Why companies like HP and ASUS continue down the same failing path again and again baffles me.

    26. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by seanadams.com · · Score: 1
      There were only a handful of portable players on the market when the first iPod came out in 2001, and they were not that cheap. The featuritis and commodification of the non-apple market, which drove prices down to $12, happened afterwards.

      The same thing is happening to smart phones, and we can expect it too with the iPad. From Apples perspective, whatever grows the market is all good for them as long as they own the most profitable segment.

    27. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by boredsenseless · · Score: 1

      "thighs of Taiwanese virgins" ... "sniff it real hard"
      You almost had a killer product there.

    28. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This is not just a tablet computer, this is a big-ass iPod

      This is also exactly why so many slashdotters hate the thing. It's nothing more than an ipod so big I can't even fit it in my pocket. Why in the world would I want that?

      I am currently wearing pants with pockets big enough for an iPad (old beat up cargo pants, it's laundry day).
      Although I'm not sure I would be very comfortable with an iPad in my pants... they're more of a purse/and/or/bag sort of item.

      As for why I want one? A thingy I can draw on and watch movies with? WANT! Why wouldn't you want one? It's all shiny, and interactive, and wireless...

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    29. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have dildos to shove up your ass?

      Plural. Learn to english.

    30. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      The technical process of making people lose all sense of reality and simply consume whatever is most successful at telling them "buy me because I'm cool, and you can be too" is pretty straightforward to describe, but actually quite complicated to implement. It's called marketing.

      Bingo. I used to work for a consumer electronics company, and there were three things we had to do in order to sell product.

      1. Be on the shelf in the store.
      2. Not totally suck.
      3. Marketing, marketing and more marketing.

      So long as the product was easily available and didn't suck so much that buyers would return it to the store, the only thing that really mattered was marketing... the more we money and effort we put into marketing, the more we sold.

    31. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 0, Troll

      A thingy I can draw on and watch movies with?

      You can do those things with just about any electronic device on the market in the past 10 years...

      interactive

      WRONG. These devices are all about consumption, not creation.

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    32. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: Taiwanese virgins may or may not be female. Applicability as paperweight is not guaranteed by the usermanual.

      That, sir, was a stroke of genius. I uncover my bald head on your honour!

    33. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      The Zune had marketting and is a direct competitor.

      But the Zune has also had decades of negative marketing through people's long experience of previous Microsoft products. It would have had to be really amazing to beat that.

    34. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe in 6 months when normal people get a look at one they will see it as the same 'magical' do-nothing-special device that the iPod and iPhone turned out to be.

      And then they'll buy them by the tens of millions every year? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ipod_sales_per_quarter.svg

      I'm sorry if you think that's "going gaga over how cool it is", but I call that "looking at the bottom line". Then again, you think iPods "do nothing", while I'm still using my 2002 model as an external hard drive.

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    35. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I alwyas find it "interesting" when people credit Apple for inventing stuff. They successfully packaged current tech with overpriced proprietary lock-in service. That may technically be innovative but I will argue that its not good for all the market and adding DRM to anything is definitely in the evil category. So go ahead, celebrate the marketing success but see the damage they've done for what it really is. Your same thinking can be applied to Microsoft. Neither are ultimately good for the consumer at large.

    36. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The word English is capitalised when talking about the language. You should also try to avoid using sentence fragments where possible.

      It seems clear I have struck a nerve. Did I hit too close to home? Is that why you won't post with your account?

    37. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't think the original MP3 players sucked. I think they suffered from what many other consumer devices did. Buttons that break, headphone jacks that were only held together by solder, with no stress relief.

      I was thinking more of how their software sucked. I had one (gift) that you had to change your file names to all-caps 8 character names, and the controls were horrible. The iPod synching with iTunes for the song transfer and the scrollwheel for navigation were HUGE improvements.

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    38. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      I alwyas find it "interesting" when people credit Apple for inventing stuff.

      Excuse me, but I think I was pretty clear that there were others available before Apple. That was the whole point of my comment - how they affected an existing market.

    39. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Informative

      A thingy I can draw on and watch movies with?

      You can do those things with just about any electronic device on the market in the past 10 years...

      interactive

      WRONG. These devices are all about consumption, not creation.

      Hey, Lex, chill out and look at the first thing I would buy for an iPad: http://usa.autodesk.com/adsk/servlet/pc/index?siteID=123112&id=6848332

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    40. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by causality · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis that is causing you to go gaga over closed up commercial productions that you think you need to own.

      Would you like to explain the technical process by which they managed to cause everyone to go gaga? I think a more likely explanation is that some people like it. The fact that you don't has no bearing on that.

      Obviously some people like it. They demonstrate that by giving up some of their money in order to obtain it. If some people didn't like it, it would have been a failed, discontinued product and we wouldn't be having this discussion. So, this statement may help you attempt to belittle the GP but it contributes nothing.

      A more meaningful consideration is why people like it. Do they like Apple's products because of inherent, demonstrable superiority, like more functionality, better battery life, higher quality, or openness/ability to mod? Things that you can objectively examine such that any neutral, disinterested person can see for himself that it's superior to the competition? Many of us are taking a look at Apple's products and deciding that this cannot be the case. If so, then the phenomenon requires another explanation. When the man running the company personally inspired the term "reality distortion field" because of his salesmanship, it's easy to come up with an alternative explanation.

      I think Apple understands one thing well: most people are incredibly lazy, not in the sense that they won't work for something but in the sense that they are passive and completely lack initiative. When it comes to purchasing decisions, they are spectators of the marketers and are not self-directed decision-makers. The results of this are mediocre at best, but they like it because it doesn't require them to take initiative. It's a difficult thing for me to understand because not taking the backseat of your own life is a joy.

      I would feel like little more than livestock if I lived the way they do, and indeed they are often described as "bovine" or "sheeple". Yet apparently it suits them. I suspect that's because they are unable to consider this and view it as a choice, making it a self-reinforcing condition. Examples of this mentality are everywhere. If you pay attention, it is not difficult whatsoever to observe people and confirm this for yourself.

      It's the same reason why literate adults cry for help with simple computer questions requiring no expertise to understand that could be answered in seconds with Google. I refer to the difference between instantly demanding assistance versus making even a token effort to find their own answers and asking for help only when this fails. Most people will do the latter and not the former. Many of them are intelligent and otherwise more than capable of not only solving the problem, but understanding how it happened so that it doesn't have to occur again. They will take the passive route even when they must wait significantly longer for assistance than their own problem-solving would possibly take. It's not the same thing as stupidity but it is a type of dullness.

      This mentality demands gratification and convenience above all else. It usually doesn't mind paying a premium for those things, if only because it's generally unwilling to look for better deals. That's the appeal of the vendor lock-in and the one-stop-shop. I think Apple's marketers understand this very well and are smart enough not to directly say so. They're not alone in this, of course. If this mentality completely disappeared, I believe that much of marketing and advertising would disappear along with it. At any rate, an awareness and appreciation of this otherwise pathological tendency is why Apple's products went from the occasional (pre-OSX) Macintosh that you might find in an office somewhere to everyday devices that you frequently notice people using. With that statement I describe not just Apple, but all successful marketing.

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    41. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      The iPad doesn't have a nice digitizer like a wacom or other tech. So sketchbook would suck massively on the iPad.

      I wish someone would come out with something similar to the iPad with a digitizer, preferably running something nice and hack/moddable like Android.

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    42. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      You mean the pre-iPod market? What makes you think they failed?

    43. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      There isn't anything preventing Apple from coming out with a version that runs real OS X, has a couple of USB ports and maybe a bigger battery. (Forget the 'removable' type, that apparently is dangerous to Unicorns). Call it the MaxiPad or something.

      Perhaps next Christmas.

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    44. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      You make it sound like a poorly-shaped dildo.

    45. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The iPad doesn't have a nice digitizer like a wacom or other tech. So sketchbook would suck massively on the iPad.

      I've heard good things about it on the iPod, but this is an eight dollar app with the word "sketch" in the name from the makers of four-figure priced professional applications, so I don't really expect professional-level precision.

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    46. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Would you like to explain the technical process by which they managed to cause everyone to go gaga?"

      If we knew we wouldn't tell you. We'd be too busy starting the next Apple.

    47. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly suspect that people who go gaga about iCrap will only be happy in death if they get a designer cancer.

      Speaking of designer cancers, can we design one for the Apple fanboiz?

    48. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said learn _to_ english. Seems you did not get it. Did your ipad just corrected it for you without knowing the context?

    49. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a Corvette is just a Chevette with a small passenger area, a big, fast engine, firmer suspension, wider tires.

      Sigh. I think I just killed that joke.

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    50. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "Why in the world would I want that?"

      So you're still using a green monochrome 12" CRT for your monitor then?

    51. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A more meaningful consideration is why people like it. Do they like Apple's products because of inherent, demonstrable superiority, like more functionality, better battery life, higher quality, or openness/ability to mod? Things that you can objectively examine such that any neutral, disinterested person can see for himself that it's superior to the competition? Many of us are taking a look at Apple's products and deciding that this cannot be the case.

      ...based on your view of what's important or provides utility. The place where you're falling on your face is in not acknowledging that other people have entirely different utility functions than you do.

      Most people have never opened the case of their equipment, have no clue about the difference between memory and storage, and couldn't identify the CPU if you put a gun to their head and told them their life depended on it. They've never replaced a component, applied a patch, or compiled a program. Why would openness/ability to mod have any presence in their decision making process? They want something that works reliably and is easy to use.

      As for the other categories of "objective" assessment you listed, most people are aware of tradeoffs in several categories of usability. You don't have to be best in any single category to be best overall. People want a music device which is affordable, rugged, reliable, easy to use, holds "enough" music, and has "enough" battery life. Folks who obsess about any one of those criteria won't want an iPod, but a huge number of people who are balancing several or all of them have concluded that the iPod is a reasonable choice.

      I like programming, I like customizing stuff, I like doing admin stuff on my BSD boxes, but I know that most of the people I work with and hang around with want nothing to do with such things. I also don't want to hassle with such things when I'm at work and I'm supposed to be preparing classes or writing papers. A mac is a great tool for me, because day-to-day crap is trivial to do on it, and I can always drop to the command line for full-blown unixy goodness or fire up a VM for full-blown Windowsy evil.

      Bottom line - people can have different values than you about what's easy/hard, comfortable/uncomfortable, or useful/useless, and it doesn't make them irrational, idiots, fanbois, or weak-minded victims of marketing.

    52. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by centuren · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While iPod sure was better than the most MP3 players, I disagree that iPod was something revolutionary. Walkman players were damn good too, and they weren't as large as iPod - a really important aspect if you want to take some music with you while jogging (so that the player doesn't weight in your pocket, and so that it doesn't either pull your earplugs out of year head). One of the Walkmans that was maybe 1cm wide and 3cm long and ultra light was perfect for this.

      Another aspect to think about iPod vs Walkman or other MP3 players was that iPod had no physical feedback on controls. Only flat buttons in front of it. The other players had song scrolls that were out of the player and you could feel them - another important point when you're just putting your hand in pocket and want to change a song.

      The sad, sad thing about this is the truth of it all. I have the first gen Sony Minidisc player/recorder that connected via usb and let you put MP3s onto the minidiscs (the MZ-N1, shown there in it's dock). The form factor and design of the hardware was beautiful, the remote was fantastic to use and to show off, and the player fit in my bag while the remote clipped to my bag's strap. Watching iPod users dig out their players and hold the (seemingly) giant rectangle in front of their face for a couple minutes to pick new music seemed ridiculous at the time. The MZ-N1 didn't have the song capacity the iPod did, but I enjoyed selecting music to put on discs, and decorating them. Combined with the optical input and ease of recording (just run a line from the soundboard directly into the player and hit record during a set), I loved it.

      It's buried around the house somewhere now, and I still love it, even as I use my ridiculous giant triangle iPod instead. What sold me on the iPod was not it's hardware, but it's software. iTunes (pre-store of any kind), was a breeze to use. Sony used SonicStage, and the MZ-N1 didn't really play MP3s, it used ATRAC3. SonicStage converted MP3s to ATRAC3, then transferred the music to the device. I didn't mind this, as far as I was concerned they were both just compression formats. What made it so sad, was how terrible SonicStage really was. From just looking at it, to waiting to see if the files converted and uploaded successfully or your computer had crashed horribly in the attempt (one couldn't tell because the conversion and transfer often resembled a horrible crash until it was done), that program was always by far the worst software I'd have on my computer at any time. IIRC, there was even a limit to how many times you could transfer a song to a minidisc (thanks for that, Sony's record label branch).

      It got to the point where I began to favor the minidiscs that already had music on them, and the more I stayed away from making new playlists, the concept of an iPod started to seem more and more useful. It never seemed to be more attractive, physically, or more functional in terms of listening to music on the go. What it did have was a fair amount of storage on the device and software that really nailed the concept of keeping a digital library, and transferring songs from the library to a device. Apple ended up selling me on an iPod despite its design and implementation as an actual portable music player, simply because the really great portable music players at the time were backed with such crappy software and silly restrictions.

    53. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      Maybe in 6 months when normal people get a look at one they will see it as the same 'magical' do-nothing-special device that the iPod and iPhone turned out to be.

      Yeah, and then the iPad will be a dismal failure and sink into obscurity just like the iPod and iPhone did!

      Wait a minute... which alternative reality are you from again?

    54. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because the cheap, compact, portable, long battery life, linux laptop all those geeks wanted, was just a passing fad. Pft.

    55. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right - the iPad will succeed because it fills a niche that has been sorely underserved. One thing that people who complain about the "locked down" nature of the iPhone/iPod Touch/iPad don't seem to realize is that because of those restrictions, because of the lack of root access, the thing basically can't be broken by the actions of the user (unless the user takes action to subvert the lockdown, then they can break it - but that requires forethought and another computer). There's no blue screen of death, no unintelligible (to the masses) error messages. When they get up in the morning, they want their coffee maker to make coffee and their email/web/newsreader to display said media without having to give it even a tiny amount of thought.

      Like it or not, people want the computer (at least the one that they use for consuming content on the internet) to be an appliance. Some of us (including most of the slashdot crowd) want to tinker, adjust and alter the way the computer does it's thing, so the iPad isn't really for us. Frankly, the iPad was a big meh for me - so while I wouldn't buy one - I certainly wouldn't turn one down if I were offered it for free; it would look great on my coffee table.

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    56. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by centuren · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple did with media player what Sony did with cassette player. The built to a quality specification and not a price point.

      Sony made some extremely high quality portable music players. When the iPod came out, they added MP3 support of sorts to their proprietary format, coming out with new models of their extremely high quality players. Their software, however, was terrible. Both to use, and due to suffering limitations thanks to being a record label company along side as a portable music player company. In terms of hardware though, Sony didn't stop with their quality and design with the cassette or compact disc Walkman players.

    57. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I said "learn to english", I'm clearly not a grammar nazi. I'm merely a reading comprehension nazi.
      2) I'm not sure what nerve you think you struck, but it certainly wasn't with the beer comment. I abstain from alcohol.
      3) Not all of us are losers enough to have slashdot accounts, just like not all of us enjoy cocks in our rectums.

      In short, why don't you go see if you can fit that ipad up your already stretched out ass.

    58. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But we shouldn't overlook the fact that Apple has been successful because they market locked-in solutions to largely technology-ignorant consumers. Very intelligent (but less computer-savvy) people buy iPods and iPhones because they don't know anything else exists.

      ORLY?

      I have been a professional (that is, paid to do it) embedded systems developer (hardware & software) for thirty years. I don't think most people would classify me as "technology-ignorant", or "less computer-savvy", or that I "don't know anything else exists" (the fact that I am posting on /. should belie that).

      BUT, when not absolutely forced to use other platforms (which I sometimes am, for my development work), I choose Apple products. In all cases, they represent the epitome of good design (which is a LOT different from just putting every conceivable connector on a device).

      After a hot day slogging over a coding/debugging session, the absolute LAST thing I want is to come home and mess with MORE shit, just to make my computer do the things that my Macs do without fuss and muss. It's not that I don't know how to do it; I just have much better things to do with my time than the shit that Windows and Linux people put up with from devices that should, by this time, be at the "appliance reliability" stage.

      It has been THIRTY SIX YEARS since the Altair 8800 appeared on the cover of Popular Electronics, and yet, there are people who STILL think it is acceptable to have to mess with their home/work computers (for non-"development" tasks) on an hourly/daily/weekly basis.

      All I can say to those people is: You will never get those hours back. Why waste them on what is, at this point, about as exciting as having to rebuild your TV set, just to watch Caprica (no flames, I just picked a random show)?

      Grow up. The personal computer "revolution" was a lot of fun, THIRTY YEARS AGO. Sorry you missed it; but now, what passes for "computer geekery", case mods, overclocking, buying the biggest, baddest nitrogen-cooled video card (that someone ELSE designed) is a far, far cry from wire-wrapping your own A/D card and writing drivers for it from scratch (assuming you are not developing a "product"). That stuff, for the most part, is simply impractical for nearly everyone, and has been for about the past 15-20 years. At this point, it is FAR more INTELLIGENT to spend 4 hours researching and purchasing that A/D card than it is to spend 120 hours building same.

      Or is your time REALLY worth nothing to you?

      So, to bring this around to the original point, you have completely neglected (in that oh-so-predictable myopic, Linux-fanboi way) the fact that their just MIGHT be people who CHOOSE Apple products, not because they can't, but because they can appreciate when someone DOES do it right. Which Apple seems to do much more consistently than ANY other company developing and selling successful, reliable, hassle-resistant "computing devices". To deny that is to deny reality.

      Which is, unfortuately, another all-too-predictable trait seen in the species Linus Fanboiius (don't flame my fake Latin. It's been too many years).

      BTW, everything has some amount of "lock-in". Windows has lock-in (I think everyone would agree). LINUX has lock-in. Afterall, you can't run OS X apps or Windows apps under Linux (directly, and WINE runs about 10% of Windows apps), so Linus and RMS must be in an evil conspiracy to keep Linux from running that gigantic (much larger than Linux's) software base. I can't stick a ISA card into a PCI slot; so it must be an evil conspiracy by the motherboard manfacturers to LOCK-IN the peripheral card market, JUST to make people buy all their peripherals again!

      Of course, if I DO want to "do something" development-wise with my Macs or iPhone or iPad, there are ample tools and opportunities available to do so. XCode for Mac development is FREE (as in beer). And there are other alternatives, too. Yes, iPhone/iPod Touch/iP

    59. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      The iPod was introduced on October 23, 2001. The iTunes Store opened on April 28, 2003, the same day that the third generation iPod was released. The iPod's initial success had nothing to do with DRM.

    60. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by scout-247 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I kind of think of believe that Apple has created a streamlined computing device; it is more of a portable window to the information age that you control with your hands directly than anything else.

    61. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      If only they made it a couple of inches smaller... For it to fit in a large suit jacket pocket would be a MASSIVE improvement, as it stands, how the hell am I meant to carry it around with me?

      Manbag?

    62. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      -1 sarcasm fail.

      And I'm sorry what? You're not a "loser enough" to have a slashdot account, but you still post here. Riiiiiiiight. You must think I came down in the last shower.

    63. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's six times you have used the words "lock-in", and now you also mentioned DRM!

      What exactly is it that you are talking about?

      It has always been possible to put your own MP3's on an iPod and it would play them just fine.
      The iTunes Music Store used to put DRM in downloaded songs, but they stopped doing that ages ago.

      Are you referring to the fact that you have to use iTunes to get stuff onto an iPod? Well cry me a river. Every iPod comes with a copy of iTunes for either OS X or Windows. Granted that this leaves Linux users such as yourself out in the cold, but Linux has what, 2% market share. I hardly think catering for 98% of computer users could really be described as "lock-in".

      This is an honest question. What do you mean when you keep going on about lock-in?

    64. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by omar.sahal · · Score: 1
      The same could be said of the original ipod. There were other mp3 players, I just couldn't see why someone would pay $400 for one. As it happens there are many people who love their music. Walking around with your whole music collection is to good to pass up.

      This ipad is not for me but if I was someone who went on holiday often, and read many books while away (there are many people like this) This ipad would be great. It would allow me to read as much as I like but buy more if needed, with no extra weight to carry around. Plus all the geeks, not to mention people who are victims of advertising, will allow apple to shift many units. If it can please the owners, and becomes a part of their lives it will make a packet. Don't forget these core users (people who read books) must number in there millions for apple to be interested in producing this gadget. Although they could be mistaken, business is no science, they have done there research and probably know better than you.

      Before you ask about who goes on holiday with lots of books? Bill Gates does. Just because you think this is not what I want, does not mean some else will not want it.

    65. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by bemymonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I went through the same transition, but by the time I'd outgrown my MZ-N1, many superior alternatives to the iPod had appeared, all with drag & drop music management, support for important file formats (lossless!) and better sound quality. In combination with Winamp and a well organized collection, well... if you know what you're doing, they're all iPod killers.

      For everyone else, there's iTunes ;)

      Oh, and now that Android is maturing, I've found that even now I'm still able to avoid Apple products... :)

    66. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the small penis argument. Usually used by people who are actually jealous and feel they need comment on the person's supposedly small penis size to make themselves feel better about not having what they have. People who are not jealous and are just fine with not having a certain thing that someone else has, have no need to justify themselves with such juvenile remarks about penis size.

    67. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Me: *double tap home*
      Me: *touch girlfriend's name*
      Girly: *slides to answer*
      Girly: Hi honey.
      Me: Hey babe, ever have a problem making a call with you're iPhone?
      Girly: No never, why do you ask?
      Me: Some guy on /. says he tried to make a call and "ooops".
      Girly: What? Is he retarded? Both our Moms and your little sister -- a cheerleader I might add -- have never had a problem with their iPhones.
      Me: I know right. They've asked us for help with every other device they've owned, but not once with the iPhone.
      Girly: So true. How is the CS project going?
      Me: So, so. I keep reading /. ...
      Girly: I don't know why you waste your time with that site.
      Me: Me either. How is grading going?
      Girly: Well you know these intro to CS kids...
      Me: ha, bet they could make phone calls on their iPhones?
      Girly: Your cat can make a call on an iPhone.
      Me: Alright I'd better get back to work. Bye babe.
      Girly: Bye.
      Me: *end call*

      Yeah real fucking oops! I don't know where this nonsense comes from about the iPhone not being a usable phone. Newsflash: it's a great phone and so much more.

      Sure, maybe it has some comedic value:
      Comedian: Did you see the new iPhone from Apple?
      Person: No.
      Comedian: Well it does everything except make phone calls. Harhar.
      Person: What?

      Then everyone who as ever touched an iPhone just stares at the you (the comedian) wondering how you managed to get your shoes on the right feet.

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    68. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by psergiu · · Score: 1

      It already exists - google for "ModBook"

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    69. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 0

      I can have either a full sized laptop that I need a bag for, or a smartphone I don't need a bag for. If I wanted to get something in between that I'd still need a bag for, I'd get a fully capable netbook. Your mistake is thinking that because I don't like the ipad, I don't like technology. Quite the opposite. It is because I like technology (particularly powerful technology) that I dislike the ipad.

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    70. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Draek · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, it baffles me that they'd try to follow in Palm's footsteps instead of learning from the makers of the Newton.

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    71. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Jeppe+Utzon · · Score: 1

      So get an iPod touch? It's a couple of inches smaller than the iPad.

    72. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still lock-in if you're forced to use one piece of software. Not everyone likes iTunes, or wants QuickTime and all the other junk that gets put on there when you install iTunes on their computers.

    73. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Draek · · Score: 1

      Would you like to explain the technical process by which they managed to cause everyone to go gaga?

      It's called "marketing", look it up.

      I think a more likely explanation is that some people like it.

      One of the most important parts of marketing is to convince you not just of purchasing the product, but that you would've done it regardless of the marketing itself. All ideas are instantly better if you were the one who thought of it.

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    74. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Tell me what the user gains by not having access to USB ports. Now tell me what Apple gains.

      It is exactly this type of customer/manufacturer relationship that turns people off of Apple. Even my girlfriend, who is not computer-savvy at all (but is, in fact, a very bad-ass cardiac nurse), read some article about the iPad this morning, and scoffed at the fact that there are no USB ports. "How do you type, with some touch screen thing? Can't you just plug in a regular keyboard?"

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    75. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I almost pulled out my wallet.

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    76. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Does this mean Bill Gates is a super genius? And maybe flawed at execution, but Gates has been touting Pen computing since before Windows 95. I mean seriously touting, even when other people at MS weren't all that into it. Doesn't the ipad adoration prove Gates was a visionary?

    77. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do they like Apple's products because of inherent, demonstrable superiority, like more functionality, better battery life, higher quality, or openness/ability to mod?"

      Typical geek thinking. The target audience for this device cares little about any of this.

      They want a shiny, useful and cool user experience. Especially useful. And cool.

      That to them IS higher quality.

      Wake up.

    78. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      Lock-in = removal of choice.

      'Thou must use iTunes' = removal of that choice.

      It isn't that hard to grasp.

      Oh, and remind me what's the process for writing an application for the iPhone/iPad and distributing it to others again? Is it something you can do cheaply and easily?

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    79. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I loved the Minidisc. The battery life was nothing short of phenomenal as well. It was too bad the format died off. I'd like to see it come back. I've seen some stereo decks that have MD players on them. I would LOVE if my entire music collection were on MD. It would save space and there'd be less chance of scratching and other problems with CDs.

      It was the *software* to upload the bloody songs onto the MD that also drove me mad. Sony should have hired better programmers to make the software and management should have removed some of the restrictions on the format.

      There was an interview with a (younger) Sony exec I remember reading ... I think he was in consumer electronics division. He was well aware of the great technologies Sony had made and he'd always been trying to convince the higher-ups to help out. Those execs were much older, didn't understand technology and wanted to protect all other divisions of Sony - music and movie especially. Shame, they'd have a ton more sales from me.

    80. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me: *double tap home*
      Me: *touch girlfriend's name*
      Girly: *slides to answer*
      Girly: Hello...
      Me: Hey babe, ever have a problem making a call with you're iPhone?
      Girly: What? I don't have an iPhone. Who are you anyway - are you that spotty fag that keeps following me around? Stay away from me or I'll call the cops. Oh and learn the correct usage of "you're."
      Girly: *hangs up*

      There, fixed that for ya

    81. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would feel like little more than livestock if I lived the way they do, and indeed they are often described as "bovine" or "sheeple". Yet apparently it suits them. I suspect that's because they are unable to consider this and view it as a choice, making it a self-reinforcing condition. Examples of this mentality are everywhere. If you pay attention, it is not difficult whatsoever to observe people and confirm this for yourself.

      More globally, the problem is generally fear, and notably the fear of being left out, the fear of going somewhere alone, and the fear of not being able to go someplace better.

      Thus they imitate, thus they stay apathetic, and thus they reject and even negate the better possibilities, both existing and yet to be build.

    82. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just bought one. It still isn't an unchained iPad - it's a little big, a little heavy and uses a stylus. While I have a good reason^Hexcuse to buy one it is very much a niche product. I'm thinking that the MaxiPad could be a bit more mainstream and represent not much effort on the part of Apple. How much harder would it be to have the thing actually run OS X? The extra USB ports of course, are a bit more effort but I would wager that the iPad version 3 has them anyway.....

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    83. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Haha, if you only knew...

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    84. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      So you're still using a green monochrome 12" CRT for your monitor then?

      Nah, green's too hard on the eyes after a while, got that sickly amber color instead.

    85. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would you need USB for a keyboard? Do you like the wires? It does support the bluetooth profile for such. If you had taken 2 minutes to actually read about the product before blindly slamming it, you would make a better argument.

      "Wireless
      With built-in 802.11n, iPad takes advantage of the fastest Wi-Fi networks. It automatically locates available Wi-Fi networks, which you can join with a few taps. iPad also comes with Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR, letting you connect to devices like wireless headphones or the Apple Wireless Keyboard."

      http://www.apple.com/ipad/design/

    86. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      They chose to make their device managed by their software, it is not lock in..What choice are you being prevented from making? What content that the device supports are you unable to put on it because apple decided to use their own software to manage their device because for 90% of their customers it provides a better experience?

    87. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      If you want Apple (or anyone else really ) to care about Linux support in a consumer electronic device, you should give them a compelling reason to do.

      You are also misusing the term lock -in.. You are free to put any supported content format on the iPod/iPhone/iPad and all support MP3s created anywhere by anyone.

    88. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats what she said?

    89. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 1, Troll

      I believe you are actually identifying more people who "THINK" they understand the technology alternatives, many of the people who look at the whole picture and are able to look past "features" and into engineering and design often choose Apple products.

      Everyone who owns an iPhone is not quite as ignorant of the alternatives as you seem to believe.

    90. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you were as tech savy as you say,you might have pointed out the plethora of dock connected and bluetooth keyboards that exist.

    91. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      It proves that he watched Star Trek as a kid. :P

    92. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wingsy · · Score: 1

      causality said: "When the man running the company personally inspired the term "reality distortion field" because of his salesmanship, it's easy to come up with an alternative explanation."

      Actually, that's not the origin of the term. It came from meetings with engineers during a product's development cycle, where they would tell Jobs that such-n-such feature can't be done, and by the end of the meeting they would leave not only convinced that it can but chomping at the bit to get it done. That's where the term originated and it migrated to Jobs' ability to sell the company's products to you and me ... which I guess is more or less what he was doing to his engineers.

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    93. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is really funny, I handed it to my Son who was 10 at the time and never used one before and he was able to go from locked to dialing in under 5 seconds with no help from me.

      People who think making calls on the iphone is difficult should not own a phone.

      Of course now all you do is hold down the mic button for a couple seconds and say call home.

    94. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Because the makers of the newton is by far the largest mobile device maker of all time and Palm is teetering on the brink of collapse?

      Your comment was so 15 years ago.

    95. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that you think people who have a different opinion about a product must be ignorant sheep tells us a lot about you and very little about the product.

    96. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Despite what a lot of people on Slashdot believe, in a lot of ways gates was/is a visionary. He has been wrong many times, but that is the risk you take when you are willing to put your name with your vision.

    97. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by causality · · Score: 0

      ...based on your view of what's important or provides utility. The place where you're falling on your face is in not acknowledging that other people have entirely different utility functions than you do.

      I never claimed my list was exhaustive. The features I would personally shop for was not the point of my post, nor do I see how you would think that it was. Either Apple's customers are looking at objective criteria to at least some degree, or those customers are just paying for the brand name. One of those must be true and they cannot both be true.

      I agree that the objective criteria I would shop for can be (and probably is) different from the objective criteria another person would shop for. Apparently you think this is something that I would dispute, that I am "falling on my face" due to this. But the specific criteria a particular person would want has nothing to do with anything I was saying. That's because my post was about whether Apple's customers are generally using objective criteria of any sort or whether they patronize Apple solely because of savvy marketing.

      When you want to quibble like this over a minor point that doesn't affect my argument one way or another, and act like you just made a slam-dunk counter-argument by doing so, what am I supposed to think? It's obvious to me that you dislike what I said and are incapable of separating your personal feelings from any notion of whether my argument is sound. Unfortunately it transforms your post into an emotional reaction that's trying to disguise itself as reason. It's a good example of rationalization, all the more so because I don't believe you intended it.

      Human beings are fascinating this way: they can use such tactics and perform elaborate mental gymnastics like this without even being aware that they have done so. Indeed, most forms of manipulation rely on it. It's usually reinforced by a sincere yet misguided belief that they could not have possibly done such a thing because they weren't planning it. It's always a worthy goal to cultivate the kind of awareness that lets you catch yourself doing this. It's a key component of the ancient urgings to "know thyself."

      Most people have never opened the case of their equipment, have no clue about the difference between memory and storage, and couldn't identify the CPU if you put a gun to their head and told them their life depended on it. They've never replaced a component, applied a patch, or compiled a program. Why would openness/ability to mod have any presence in their decision making process? They want something that works reliably and is easy to use.

      It sounds like you have independently discovered the reason why I mentioned purchasing decisions and not technical procedures. I suppose you could also assume I am careless enough for this to have been the product of random chance, though I assure you it wasn't. The objection you believe you are making was readily foreseeable.

      You also seem to have a narrow conception of openness. If the only way to obtain an application is from a specific company's App Store, and the company for whatever reason does not approve the application, then you aren't going to have it without jailbreaking the device. Do you remember the controversy recently about Apple's initial refusal to approve the Google Voice app? That would not have happened on an open platform. Unlike the narrow concept of openness you have mentioned, users do have reasons to care about this.

      As for the other categories of "objective" assessment you listed, most people are aware of tradeoffs in several categories of usability. You don't have to be best in any single category to be best overall. People want a music device which is affordable, rugged, reliable, easy to use, holds "enough" music, and has "enough" battery life. Folks who obsess about any one of those criteria won't want an iPod, but a huge number of people

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    98. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      Oh, and remind me what's the process for writing an application for the iPhone/iPad and distributing it to others again? Is it something you can do cheaply and easily?

      In one word: "Yes!" I think that $100 + the cost of a device or devices for testing and a computer to develop on is cheap. Peanuts really when you're developing software. If you're willing to buy used equipment your ballpark figure is around $1,000. Of course you can use the computer for many other things, too. And I prefer UNIX any day to anything that Microsoft puts out. In fact, I spend about 10% of my time on my MacBook Pro in a terminal session. And Apple taking 30% for having immediately available to virtually all potential customers seems like a reasonable deal to me. Now, if only a similarly robust laptop running Linux with comparable battery life and first-class drivers for all the hardware was available for Linux, I'd probably be using that. I'd still want an iPad though. I have over 2,000 DVD's that are easily converted and imported into iTunes and therefore the iPad. I spend 1.5 hours on a bus every day and I would never consider using a laptop on the bus (too clunky) while I can readily see myself watching animé or James Bond on the iPad. I also look forward to read various technical PDF's and a few computer books on that thing, maybe even a science fiction nobel or two and I will definitely give the Marvel app a try. Way better than on a laptop IMNSHO! Finally I can easily see myself within within the 250MB/month ($15/month w/o a contract.) for the light browsing on the bus. Like many people I have free WiFi on both ends of my route. Furthermore, I know that I can buy a micro-SIM card for my annual visits to Germany to an have always-on Internet connection while I am there. Finally, I already know which terminal client and remote desktop app I will purchase so that I can long on to my MacBook pro at home or my Linux box at work. What's not to like, I ask? Wait, you don't think it's perfect?? Well, neither do I but it sure sounds pretty darn useful to me! And I am sure I will get some use out of the dozen or so iPod apps that I own, like the Kanjii-learning app.

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    99. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      Oops, should have proofread this better: read -> reading, nobel -> novel Hmm, too lazy to read it again, there may be even more typos...

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    100. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JNSL · · Score: 1

      Linux has lock-in too, but to an even larger extreme. The GPL license is a bitch.

    101. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by NtroP · · Score: 1

      Do they like Apple's products because of inherent, demonstrable superiority, like more functionality, better battery life, higher quality, or openness/ability to mod? Things that you can objectively examine such that any neutral, disinterested person can see for himself that it's superior to the competition?

      My vehicle is demonstrably superior to your car. It's heavier, louder, has bigger tires, more storage space, doesn't have any of those "closed" computer things in it that make it so you can't work on it yourself and is way cheaper than yours. Why would you ever consider buying something as stupid as the one you chose? Any fool can compare the two objectively and see mine is clearly superior in every way...

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    102. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Well I want it to be able to read webcomics away from the computer and able to read e-books in colour. Marvel and other companies are also releasing comics on the platform. I prefer to read comics digitally, so this suits my needs.

    103. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      You mean, copyright law is a bitch?

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    104. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      Actually, MP3 players were fine before iPods. Apple may have made a lot of money with their iPod, but they didn't revolutionize any hardware (touch screens, etc were already available technologically prior to iPods). What apple is good at is taking existing technology, rebranding it, making it pretty, and finding a way to monetize it better than anyone else has (iTunes, App Store, etc).

      All of which is fine. What's not fine is having to hear the masses speak of these products as innovative leaps. The iPad is a tablet computer. The iPod was an MP3 player. The iPhone was a smartphone. None of this was revolutionary. Where Apple deserves much credit is making things pretty, masterful branding and marketting campaigns, and creating revolutionary business models; Apple really hasn't invented any groundbreaking hardware in a long time.

    105. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you'll find it a very useful device, but as a developer, having to pay for the SDK and then have all my work have to be approved by Apple before I can lawfully distribute it on the target platform is ridiculous.

      They're not the only people who do it, but it doesn't make it any less off-putting. At least on Windows/Linux/regular OSX/Solaris/OpenBSD/VMS/AIX, I can write an application that does something useful and then give it to my friends.

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    106. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JNSL · · Score: 1

      No, your world falls apart without copyright. But rather than go off onto that tangent, would you like to address my point or continue with your red herring?

    107. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      How is it a red herring that the GPL is 'restrictive' entirely because of copyright law? Or is it a bitch because it lets the developer have some say in how his source code is distributed whilst (mostly) sill allowing others to benefit from it at zero (beer) cost?

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    108. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JNSL · · Score: 1

      For starters, copyleft licensing like the GPL exists because a copyright regime exists that extends property rights to software expression. Copylefted software requires these rights exist so that the copyright holder can legally give some of these rights away. Without owning the copyright to their software, authors cannot make a conscious decision to surrender certain copyright rights. After all, one cannot legally give away what one does not have.

      So it makes no sense to say GPL is restrictive because of copyright law. Linux is restrictive because of the GPL, which uses copyright law. Linux could be in the public domain, but then you wouldn't get to control distribution, reproduction, or derivative works. Linux removes choice because it uses GPL rather than declaring it to the public domain.

    109. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Where Apple deserves much credit is making things pretty, masterful branding and marketting campaigns, and creating revolutionary business models; Apple really hasn't invented any groundbreaking hardware in a long time.

      What apple does best is interfaces. I don't want their product because of hardware no one else has, I want it because I don't want the annoyances that the other guys don't bother to remove.

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    110. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JNSL · · Score: 1

      Instead of just playing coy, I'll get straight to my point. I find it entertaining that you're bent on ripping Apple and the iPhone/Pad/Pod for being "locked-in" when it commits you to shitting on Linux too.

    111. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Hear hear.

      I must admit, I thought it'd already released, given that we've had daily stories about it for it for the last few months. But then again, if it hadn't been released, has it really been released now? Or is this yet another DNF-style vaporware announcement? It's hard to tell real news for the daily hype, rumour and advertisements, when it comes to Apple.

      The sad thing is that most of those tablets you mention, that have actually been released, never even got a single Slashdot story.

    112. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Would you like to explain the technical process by which they managed to cause everyone to go gaga?

      "Marketing".

      Marketing is such a powerful process that it led to millions (yes, millions) of people buying "pet rocks". If you were born after 1980, you might not believe this, but it's true.

      It led to women in the '70's buying "gaucho pants" and now it has led to Lady Gaga.

      I'm not comparing the iPad to pet rocks or Lady Gaga (well, maybe Lady Gaga a little bit) but the fact is that marketing can get people to do anything, including inject botulism toxins into their eye sockets.

      I'm not so sure it's a technical process so much as the work of a tower full of Blood Mages.

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    113. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      *snort* +5 deluded.

      The Ipod was market leader, therefore the Ipad will be? Please, go back to school and learn basic logic. Do you think:

      "Windows and IE were market leaders, therefore the Zune will be"?

      this is a big-ass iPod

      Yes, because obviously making mp3 players bigger is just what people want. Let's go back to the 80s, so that people can walk around showing their Istales off, carrying them around on their shoulders blasting out music.

      If they make money, it'll just be the classic Apple model of making money by selling expensive products to a niche, and getting large amounts of free hype and advertising for it. That's how it is for all other Apple products - the Macs, their PCs, the Iphones. It won't be anything remotely near the success of their one hit wonder, the Ipod.

    114. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, although I'd go so far as to say that it's only on Slashdot that people love the thing. The love of Apple here is far greater than the mainstream, where Apple are a niche.

    115. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 0

      They keep making Amigas too. Your point?

      If you think that some people are going to be interested in an iBrick, that may be true. But that doesn't mean it's going to become market leader, or that it deserves to get anywhere near the absurd free advertising it's getting.

      Do we see daily stories about Corvettes on Slashdot and all the media too? No.

    116. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Obviously some people like it. They demonstrate that by giving up some of their money in order to obtain it.

      Given that this discussion is happening today, I might have phrased that first sentence as "Obviously some people think they are going to like it." Two weeks from now there will be people who gave up some money who love it, and some people who gave up some money and hate it. I expect the dividing line to be based on its iPod-ness: there will be those who say, "Now this is what the iPod was supposed to be," and there will be those who say, "But it's only an iPod with a big screen."

      I feel quite safe in saying that not everyone laying out their money today is going to be happy with their purchase.

    117. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm using a flat screen. It's the Apple users who think that large oversized CRTs - the same functionality but taking up more space - is suddenly a good thing. But even worse, they're also willing to pay more for it.

      If I want a bigger screen that a phone, I get a netbook - or indeed a tablet. What's so special about the Istale that it deserves three stories every single day, even when it hasn't even been released?

    118. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I love my Sansa Clip. Much cheaper than the Shuffle, far more intuitive UI (I mean, it has a UI for starters)

      But if you only hear about tech news from Appledot, you obviously wouldn't have heard about it, since all that gets covered about here are daily Apple rumours, not tech stories. If you step out of your Apple RDF, you'd have known that there were perfectly good mp3 players (not running Linux, and that just work, unlike Apple products which often have to be jailbroken to get basic functionality working, btw) that aren't made by Apple, and you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself.

      I'm not sure what's bad about Korea. Ipods are made in China. Big deal.

    119. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The same thing is happening to smart phones

      Nope, because a smart phone is by definition the high end of the market.

      But it has happened to phones - they reached dirt cheap prices about 10 years ago, and the high end of the market continually drops in price to the low end, just as has happened with computers.

      And furthermore, the interesting thing is that this didn't happen with mp3 players. The first Ipod had 20GB. Can you get a 20GB Ipod for dirt cheap? Nope. You can get much larger sizes for the same price, but the low end hasn't fallen. Instead you can look at flash-based devices (which wasn't the original Ipod, and where Apple have far less of a presence - their Shuffle offering is abysmal), where most are sized at 8GB at most. The best I've found is Sandisk's Sansa Clip, which is upgradable due to taking a microSD card, as well as its 8GB of internal memory.

    120. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      I can certainly emphasize with your view. OTOH, I'd never give even a penny to Microsoft. I hate those evil bastards! Also the Windows API is a sick joke! Talk about unnecessary complexity! And, they can't even make it 100% consistent across platforms and I am not talking about subsetting (I know this may not be a proper word) here either. And yes, I spent years developing Windows apps and quit a good job so that I could work on Linux. This was 11 years ago and I have never looked back. Give me Linux or OS X any time over that! At least there is jailbreaking on the iPhone/iPod Touch platforms and hopefully soon on the iPad, too. Again, it's by no means perfect but I am sure I will get a lot of enjoyment out of using it. Also, a good way to look at the $100 is to think of it as paying for support. And come on, you even get some of that back on your taxes. How much are MS development tools? Are they free??

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    121. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Which alternative reality are you from, if you think the Iphone was anything like the Ipod in terms of success?

      Okay, it's not a failure - that's a straw man, the OP never claimed that. But it is nothing special. It's a niche in the market - enough to make Apple money, but it's certainly nothing special, compared to the big players of Nokia, LG, Samsung, Motorola etc.

      The only reason it won't "sink into obscurity" is because of all the self-fulfilling circular free advertising hype that people like you give it. But in terms of features, the Ipad is yet another Air (remember that? Nope, thought not).

    122. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      For the mod who thought that was funny - wake me up when the Iphone hits above 5% market share. Thanks. Meanwhile I'll get back to my phone made by a real major player, Nokia, at 40%. Similarly for Mac on the desktop - if you think that Macs are popular in general as they are here on Slashdot, that is indeed funny. The Ipod is Apple's sole mainstream product.

    123. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      *snort* +5 deluded.

      The Ipod was market leader, therefore the Ipad will be? Please, go back to school and learn basic logic. Do you think:

      "Windows and IE were market leaders, therefore the Zune will be"?

      >this is a big-ass iPod

      Yes, because obviously making mp3 players bigger is just what people want. Let's go back to the 80s, so that people can walk around showing their Istales off, carrying them around on their shoulders blasting out music.

      If they make money, it'll just be the classic Apple model of making money by selling expensive products to a niche, and getting large amounts of free hype and advertising for it. That's how it is for all other Apple products - the Macs, their PCs, the Iphones. It won't be anything remotely near the success of their one hit wonder, the Ipod.

      Note to mods - disagreeing with a post doesn't make it a troll. Just because you have mod points today, doesn't stop the OP's argument being a logical fallacy. Come back when you have an actual coherent argument, rather than mod points.

    124. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Please quit this homophobia. It's offensive to suggest that gay people would want to use Apple products.

    125. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Why on earth is this a troll? Moderation is sure screwed up on Apple stories - anything that doesn't fit into the "Apple are the market leader in everything and did everything first" world view gets modded down :/

    126. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      it as the same 'magical' do-nothing-special device

      I have to laugh at the spam that Apple sent me, branding the Ipad as "magical". I guess if it can "reshape the Internet!!!" it must be magic.

      (No idea why a major company like Apple get away with sending unsolicited spam like a viagra or sex company anyway. I never signed up for it.)

    127. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the obvious flaw in that argument (which Wovel has already pointed out), there are two other items of significant import.

      First (just to get it out of the way) Jobs axed the Newton, and it's very much not clear that the Newton would have failed otherwise. Apple needed to narrow its focus, so dropping the Newton was arguably correct, it wasn't due to failure of the product itself.

      But more to the point, if the other tablet makers did follow in Palm's footsteps, that would at least be a step in the right direction. What I specifically have in mind is shipping with an OS designed around the touch interface. One of the biggest nerd-oriented dings against the iPad is that it doesn't run Mac OS X. This is the single-most important factor in why the iPad will succeed.

    128. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Americano · · Score: 1

      As somebody who owned a Rio PMP300 that pretty much fell apart under fairly gentle usage (I was much more careful than I ever have been with my iPod), I can assure you that MP3 players were not all "fine" before iPods.

      My first MP3 player was a Rio - with a brittle, creaky plastic case, "tactile" buttons that sometimes just decided not to work, a *gasp* proprietary cable connector, and a battery door that, at the end, was held on with a small piece of duct tape. I replaced that with a 4G iPod that was smaller, held more, and worked a damn sight better than the Rio, and it still runs just fine. I replaced the 4G iPod with a 5G iPod, because my music collection grew beyond the size the 4G would use. I still have the 4G around, and it still worked fine last time I used it, and looks more or less the same as it did originally, less some scuffs and scratches. The 5G iPod was bought because it had more capacity, and I still carry that with me to work every day. Both iPods have proven far more durable than the Rio, and both of them functioned much more reliably.

      Yes, the iPods and my iPhone is MUCH "prettier" than the Rio. That's not why I bought it. I bought it because I wanted larger capacity and after going into the apple store, I was surprised at how well put-together the iPod was. So yeah, the concept of an MP3 player, or a tablet computer, isn't "ground breaking." But getting the design "right" in a form factor that's attractive, while understanding how & what-for people will use the device is a hugely important (I daresay "ground breaking") step. If Tablet computing were just about the hardware, you're right - tablet computers have been around for a while. But as the initial sales of the iPad seem primed to demonstrate, getting the design right is just as important as having all of the hardware feature boxes checked on your spec sheet.

    129. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Come back in 1 year with total Linux netbook sales vs total iPad sales.

      And, ironically enough, the iPad is almost exactly what you stated:

      + Cheap
      + Compact
      + Portable
      + Long battery life
      - Linux (iPhone OS actually *is* UNIX, though)
      - laptop

    130. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by pspahn · · Score: 1

      You guys are completely missing the point. Apple is dictating what hardware you can use with it. Sure, there needs to be SOME standard, but why not include USB ports? I know the specs of the device, it's got all kinds of cool things, it just seems ridiculous to not include USB ports. The only thing that makes sense is that they want you to buy their pricey accessories to go with it. Same Apple as always.

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    131. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Skreems · · Score: 1

      I dunno... I have no interest in owning a BMW (I'd actually prefer not to own a car in the first place, but can't get away with it yet), and I still have to laugh every time I see one of these on the street, invariably with some chubby bald guy driving it.

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    132. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by aJester · · Score: 1

      The first time I saw an iPhone, I thought to myself that it's clever and works fairly well. Then I tried to make a phone call. Ooops. Then I looked at the music capabilities... another ooops. Every time the device added lock-in or required that I jump through hoops to use it with Linux, it's coolness factor dropped by at least half.

      You couldn't figure out how to make a phone call with an iPhone? You think there is some problem with the "music capabilities" of an iPhone? Give that millions of people are able to use the iphone well as a phone and as a music player, I think the problem might be you..!?! I don't even know what the last sentence means. But do you whine and complain that an xBOX360 game does not work in PS3 too? No one cares if you do not buy one, but your opinions about products that you do not use are so factually incorrect it is embarrassing.

    133. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by nilbog · · Score: 1

      Yes tablets have been around, but never one that had an operating system designed for it. Think about it - the reason tablets have not been all that special is because using a keyboard and mouse oriented operating system on a touch screen was just not compelling. Apple has figured out how to make such a device actually pretty awesome.

      Posted from my iPad ;)

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    134. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by PNutts · · Score: 1

      People, snap out of it. Its just a tablet computer. They have been around for over 10 years and they have never been all that special.

      They are now. I've never spotted a tablet computer in the wild, and now people are buying them like they're made out of Soylent Green.

    135. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Americano · · Score: 1

      Apple is a marketing company that also makes electronics, they are quite adept at their core business, such that people don't even realize that they are pretty mediocre when it comes to their secondary, and in fact believe them to be the absolute greatest of all time.

      So have you actually *watched* or *read* an iPad or iPod advertisement? Since you know it's full of psychological voodoo, I presume you're immune to it. But have you seen the simple fact that the iPhone is being advertised solely on the merits of the stuff you can do with it? They all basically demonstrate the cool functionality of the device in a loosely realistic scenario. "I'm out somewhere, and I want to find a sushi place nearby. So I search on my iphone. And wow, I can dial them to make reservations directly from my web browser." I see very little evidence of the "ZOMG U WILL BE THE COOLZORZ IF U BUY DIS FONE AMIRITE?!!" in their advertisements.

      Likewise, the stuff I've seen in the iPad commercials has been about the stuff you can do with it. I fully expect to see dozens of ads pimping all kinds of cool functionality that the developers put together for it. I suspect that we'll see very little in the way of "hipsters use this iPad to be super cool!" advertisements. Most of the initial product announcement featured this sort of a display.

      Think about it: Macs and iPods crash all the time

      Citation? Since you didn't provide one, I can only presume that you're speaking anecdotally. I'm sorry that's been your experience, mine has been exactly the opposite - the Apple laptop & desktop computer have been amazingly stable and well mannered, much more so than the WinXP and Fedora systems I've used as home computers in the past. I guess your anecdote and mine cancel each other out, huh?

      they require special software which is incompatible with other hardware to operate

      This is called an "Operating System" and "device drivers". This has been the state of computing for years, why is this new?

      they cost a ton of extra money

      Not really. While I could have bought a *cheaper* piece of hardware from Dell or HP and loaded Linux or Windows on it, if I had bought hardware with similar specs, the price difference would have been vanishingly small. Apple doesn't offer the number of choices that HP or Dell does, agreed. But spec-for-spec, there's not that much of a price differential, and the the factor that outweighs it all is that I get Mac OS X with my hardware, which gives me a Unix operating system with a lovely GUI which runs all the software I need to use at home, and I almost never have to dick around with "fixing it" like I did with Fedora & Windows.

      they are not measurably better for any particular use or application than competing products

      When I owned a Windows system as a home PC, I would easily spend several hours a week just updating virus definitions, running scans, rebooting, installing the latest MSFT security bundle, etc. etc. When I owned a Fedora system as a home PC, I would easily spend several hours a week just fiddling with configuration files trying to get things working. I place a very high value on my time (/. reading notwithstanding), and so yes, the Mac does have measurably better performance for me - I spend less time tinkering and repairing, and more time doing the things that I bought the thing for.

      and yet they still have legions of fanatical users who couldn't even imagine using something else.

      I can imagine using something else, as I've used both Fedora and Windows at home, and I work on and use Windows, Solaris, AIX, and Red Hat Enterprise Servers at work every day. When I go home, the last thing I really want to do is deal with a computer that needs me to spend an hour on it updating virus definitions (Windows) or fiddling with a graphics driver update that broke my display configuration again (Fedora). I'm a "fanatical" user because I value my time, and in my experience, the Mac requires the least amount of time to keep running well.

    136. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      what, might I ask, do you struggle to do on a windows machine that your mac can? when was the last time you used windows? frankly, if there is anything you do on your mac that you can't do on your windows, you're either an idiot when it comes to windows or not caring to learn how different icons or menus work.

      I know, you get paid to develop/work with computer/ etc but frankly, if your entire preference for mac is based on some ephemeral standards, I feel bad for you. not because you are locked into some reality distortion field, but because you are ignoring 90% of technology in the world for some random feeling of "ease".

      But if you can come up with something your mac can do that you can't do in windows I'd love to hear it.

      So far, my mac one 1 purpose: playing dvd's on my TV. why? because I find the entire design of the interface slow, clunky, and not worth the time dealing with. Worse, I find it a slow, unresponsive OS, comparable to the last windows 98 computer I had (and this mac is only 3.5 years old). My iphone on the other hand, is the best phone I've used. But the only thing that is good about it is the apps that have been made for it (news, cooking instructions, among my favorites).

      And why the ipad isn't going to be added right now: a screen covered in my fingerprints isn't good for watching movies, especially darker movies which involve a lot of dark colors.

    137. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by _merlin · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, I do like the cable on my keyboard. Even more than that, I like the convenience and reduced weight of not needing batteries.

    138. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Americano · · Score: 1

      So let me review, just to make sure I've got this straight - you:

      1) produced a product of reasonable quality ("didn't suck so much that buyers would return it to the store")
      2) made sure that product was available for purchase in stores ("was easily available")
      3) told people that the product was good, was available, and where it was available...
      4) profited!

      Congratulations, you just described the history of free enterprise. In other news, up is still up, and water is still wet. Please explain how the first 2 points would have been rendered unnecessary by the third? And then, please explain how the model you describe doesn't describe Apple's success as well? ("Produce decent product. Put said product on sale. Tell people where they can buy it.")

    139. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's a 4 pound iPod touch. It will be all the rage, as soon as they start making pants with a pocket big enough to carry it.

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    140. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by PNutts · · Score: 1

      ...it just seems ridiculous to not include USB ports.

      Why stop there? How about a serial port for a GPS, a parallel port for a printer, or an IR port to sync an Palm. It's hard to win. Some folks like the legacy and some don't. For this particular discussion I'm on the side of smaller, lighter, and less power consumption (considering wifi and Bluetooth are built in).

    141. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must think I came down in the last shower.

      Apologies, your homosexual metaphors escape me.

      What's funny is you think that _you_ aren't a loser, when you're attempting (poorly) to flame an AC on slashdot because he called you a faggot and you were too insecure to let it go.

      I do this because reactions from people like you are far to priceless. What is your excuse?

    142. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Well, the content of slashdot is controlled by the editors and those who submit the stories. Someone is interested, clearly.

      Whether it gets coverage or not, the point was that some products just don't make sense to some people, but that doesn't necessarily make them invalid.

      The current slashdot thinking from a vocal minority is that because the iPad is no good to them, it will fail, which is missing the demographic entirely. (Or alternatively claiming that because it doesn't do x, y or z that it must fail, or because it's not fully open etc).

      It might flop, it might not. But just because some nerds on /. don't like it doesn't assure it being a flop.

    143. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by aJester · · Score: 1

      The technical process of making people lose all sense of reality and simply consume whatever is most successful at telling them "buy me because I'm cool, and you can be too" is pretty straightforward to describe, but actually quite complicated to implement. It's called marketing. Apple is a marketing company that also makes electronics, they are quite adept at their core business, such that people don't even realize that they are pretty mediocre when it comes to their secondary, and in fact believe them to be the absolute greatest of all time.

      Think about it: Macs and iPods crash all the time, they require special software which is incompatible with other hardware to operate, they cost a ton of extra money, they are not measurably better for any particular use or application than competing products, and yet they still have legions of fanatical users who couldn't even imagine using something else.

      Once you take off the sex appeal, Apple's actual devices don't have much going for them, yet they still dominate because the marketing is so good.

      All the people making comments like the above are just clueless. Get your head out of your ass, for Pete's sake. A ton of people using Apple computers are intelligent geeks (some probably a lot intelligent than this clueless poster above) who don't care two hoots about being cool. A computer (be in a Mac, windows or linux or *nix) are a tool. Use the one that fits you the best. I don't get why people waste their time belittling people who choose Macs over their chosen platform. It is not that big a deal. If you do not want to buy/use a Mac, just don't. Nobody cares. I use Windows, linux, Solaris professionally. A couple of years back, I bought my first mac. Having used the "evil mac" for a few years, I don't get what the big deal is. It does everything that one would want to do with a computer. I do not get the reason why these haters get all riled up when Apple (or Mac) is mentioned in any article. I do not get the hatred.

    144. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Reality distortion field my friend. Reality distortion field.

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    145. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's the thing. Most people do not buy Toyotas because they perform an exhaustive review and industry-wide comparison of engine torque, zero-to-60 acceleration, 60-to-0 braking distance, side-impact crash test performance, compression ratios, and detailed chemical analysis of the exhaust fumes. Most people buy a Toyota because they test drive it, and they like how it handles, they like the looks of the car, it has good gas mileage, and a bunch of people they know have one, and love it.

      I think the answer to your exhaustive question on "why" have apple products become more popular in recent years runs along the same lines:
      1) I know a bunch of people who have one of these;
      2) Those people love theirs;
      3) At a minimum, it does what I need it to.
      I don't know a single person who has said, "I have absolutely zero need for a portable music player, but I bought an iPod anyway, because it's so well marketed, and I want to be hip!" If you can point out a study that shows this is happening, I'd gladly take a look, I know I've never seen one.

    146. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Companies like HP and ASUS are hardware companies. They think of hardware solutions to problems. Apple straddles the world of software and hardware and think differently (so to speak). Hardware only companies work at a competitive disadvantage when trying develop integrated solutions. They can do it, but it does not play to their strengths.

    147. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You think I'm insecure about my sexuality? You really aren't reading my posts right. We can talk about my sexuality all you like and I assure you I won;t be the one who is insecure.

      People who jump on the "you're gay" bandwagon for insults are more often than not the insecure ones - it's a reflection of the personality of the person using the insults about the things they are insecure about. It doesn't bother me one way or the other; I'm perfectly comfortable with my own sexuality to shrug off some guy calling me a fag or a homo. It's funny more than anything.

      I usually ignore ACs - why bother arguing with someone who's not even man enough to post with an account that is largely anonymous anyway (or worse, are worried for their precious karma score), but sometimes it's fun.

      "Came down in the last shower" is not a homosexual metaphor, although I suppose any phrase can be given sexual connotations; it's one of the benefits of the English language. It is a British expression similar to "you must think I was born yesterday".

      The difference between the AC (which I assume is you since you slipped back into the first person at the end there) and I is that I really don't care whether I am a "loser" or not in the eyes of someone posting on a message board, especially one who won't even use an account.

      My "excuse" is that I was bored and fancied a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

    148. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think I'm insecure about my sexuality? You really aren't reading my posts right. We can talk about my sexuality all you like and I assure you I won;t be the one who is insecure.

      Right, that must be why you see the need to defend your honor to an AC. It all makes sense now.

    149. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      Not only was Sony's software horrible, so was the software supplied by all the other mp3 manufacturers. Anyone remember the process for loading mp3's onto a Rio300? There was no such thing as 'drag-and-drop' on the Rio. It was like three steps and none of them were intuitive. It was like they established requirements and outsourced the entire thing to some command-line people.

      Seth

    150. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, that is more reason for the "masses" to buy it, therefore lowering production costs and decreasing prices.

      Once done, the hacker's can easily experiment on them, without the worry of their bankruptcy.
      Jail broken iPad, if you will.

      Plus in a few years, competitors will copy the iPad and allow more open standards.

    151. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by BillX · · Score: 1

      So, to bring this around to the original point, you have completely neglected (in that oh-so-predictable myopic, Linux-fanboi way)

      Interesting stab from someone whose username is 'macs4all' writing a long enough Why I Buy Apple rant to make the 'Read more...' link appear.

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    152. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by BillX · · Score: 1

      Wallet, yeah.

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    153. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Quote fail.

      Who says I'm defending my honour?

      Are you making a pass at me? If so, I'm afraid you're not my type.

    154. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Apple has you in some sort of hypnosis that is causing you to go gaga over closed up commercial productions that you think you need to own.

      Yes, the well-known "Jobs Reality-Distortion Field." No-one knows for sure whether he generates this field himself via some hitherto unknown internal organ, or if it is emitted by some piece of proprietary Apple technology. Either way, it's has a powerful effect upon the weak-minded.

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    155. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      You idiot! Those virgins are Philippinoes, and they are only used for the final polishing.

      Sheesh, all these critics don't even know what they are talking about!

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    156. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      A valid point. But what kind of visionary, with one of the largest tech companies in the world at his command, couldn't bring his vision to fruition? After all, he is also touted as a business genius.

      Maybe his vision was incomplete, which would make him not quite so visionary.

    157. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Chill out. This is a family website.

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    158. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's not surprising to see such an obnoxious, condescending, ad-hominem rant like this from someone who sees the world in such Manichean tones that he goes by the handle, "macs4all".

      The fact is that for a long time now Windows "just works". I spent 0:00:00 messing with Vista and now Windows 7 after upgrading. And when I use Windows I don't have to put up with the over-cuteness of the Mac interface, or the "here, let me TELL you how you should work" attitude of Frost Tiger, or Ninja Puma, or whatever they're calling the Mac OS these days.

      Windows is far more open than Apple, always has been, I expect it always will be.

      Anyway, you entirely missed the gp's point, and spilled your rage for nothing. He just said, " Very intelligent (but less computer-savvy) people buy iPods and iPhones because they don't know anything else exists." Not all; the implication is "some", perhaps "many". This is certainly true.

      I'm sure he didn't mean to impugn your uber-geek godlike "I can wire wrap my own A/D card" skills.

      Now wash down your medication with Uncle Steve's Kool-Aid and take a nap.

    159. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      I drive a hybrid. This is going to have some lift, but frankly, trying one at a mac store, I felt it was clunky. Full points on the form factor, and the graphical transitions are very very very smooth, but they flip the screen direction after almost every click (rather than when you turn the device), and trying to use the web on it to access slashdot articles about the iPad, not pleasant. Some of that gets smoothed out with use, I'm sure, but for the price I'm not sold on it for now. Give me a laptop with a keypad.

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      I wouldn't consider the mad hatter mad. Just reality impaired. He sure can make a mean cup of tea.
    160. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Dude, you can wear shit on your head and call it a fucking hat for all anyone cares, just don't expect to be popular. Likewise, don't think you can take it to the local cleaners and get it cleaned for $2.49. You're going to have to buy special shit-hat cleaner, and probably a special shit-hat drying stand. But hey, you have personal choice.

      I wasn't being snide, simply pointing out that there are issues with iShit that everyone seems more than happy to overlook. Just because you personally think the coolaid tastes good doesn't mean that it has no poison in it.

      Go ahead, celebrate their success and your personal choice to use them, but also be honest an admit that what they've done is not all good for the entire market; that what Apple has done is not pushing the boundaries of anything but their own profit margins. There are a few things they have not done:

      Participated in promulgating open standards
      Created devices that use and promote open standards
      Paid all their licensing fees (apparently)
      Created technology that improves the markets they participate in (to argue you must show that without Apple that technology would never have happened)

      Both Apple and Microsoft fail in many of the same ways when it comes to innovation and improving the market. None of this is snide anti-fanboi rhetoric, it's simple observation. If you try hard, perhaps get some help, you might be able to do this too.

    161. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by bay43270 · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would I want that?

      It's all about you man.

    162. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Unoti · · Score: 1

      2007 called, and they want their phone back!

      In all seriousness, though, iPhone and Android are rapidly changing the landscape of mobile devices and computing and inter-personal communications in general. Nokia's pretty much going to get left in the dust, unless their Android products catch on.

      With regard to Macs, the world is changing to a more platform-neutral world, where Macs work as well as any other kind of computer. Actually, Mac laptops make better Windows machines than any other laptop I've ever used. Mac laptops have an impressive market share.

      I realize you know all this, and are just pointing out that iPhone isn't the dominant phone. But 2007 was about mobile phones. 2010 and beyond is about mobile computing devices.

    163. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Unoti · · Score: 1

      If I had modpoints, I mod you both trolls! Watch it!

    164. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      At least they didn't use any Chevette parts (Unlike the Fiero :)

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    165. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Phil06 · · Score: 0

      On the other hand if it was more open, people would think of ways of using it for things that nobody else even dreamed of. The iPad is is chisled into stone, you only get to use it exactly like they want you to. It is impossible for you to improve it or reimagine it. If the IIe didn't have slots where would it have ended up in the revolution.

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    166. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      And if I had modpoints, I'd mod you troll! Amazing!

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    167. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      The form factor and design of the hardware was beautiful, the remote was fantastic to use and to show off, and the player fit in my bag while the remote clipped to my bag's strap. Watching iPod users dig out their players and hold the (seemingly) giant rectangle in front of their face for a couple minutes to pick new music seemed ridiculous at the time.

      That's something I really miss about the 3rd generation (possibly as late as 4th) iPods -- the included remote control. It was just a little wired thing, but it was vastly superior to the total lack of remote that plagued several generations of iPods, and the poor remote control usable with the current generations. My 3rd gen iPod was originally used when I was back in a private school with uniforms, and it clipped perfectly to the blazer or vest I wore. Out of the way, yet usable without digging out the iPod.

    168. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is the small matter of how they've been actively trying to prevent any third party solutions from working with iPods. I believe the last generation of iPods that didn't use cryptography and hashes (i.e., a form of DRM) to communicate and transfer files/media was about four years ago. They've always used a somewhat-obfuscated protocol/file system layout, but the cryptographic signing of all files was something entirely different.

      There's no need for it, yet it's there anyway.

    169. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the end of the day, Apple products tend to include features that are useful to people, rather than features that are useful to advertisers. This, above all, is why there is not Flash.
       

      Huh? Flash is only useful to advertisers? That might have been true before people started putting videos on the web. But, it is hardly true now...

    170. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Every time I say I don't understand the point of the ipad, I only get told that I'm "not supposed to" because I'm clearly not the target audience. That is bullshit.

      I don't buy convertibles, but I see why people would. I don't have cable (or a TV), but I can see why others enjoy it. Hell, I don't play with dolls, but I can understand why young people do. I've yet to hear why anyone is actually supposed to like this thing.

      Criticism is only met with "well it's not meant for you".

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    171. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by VTI9600 · · Score: 1

      Actually its a PADD, not a "pad" (note the extra "D"), which stands for Personal Access Display Device. You didn't really think you could get away with referencing Star Trek technology here without being called out on it, did you?

    172. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      less power consumption (considering wifi and Bluetooth are built in).
      This is hilarious, it now takes less energy to push radio waves through the air then to move electrons down a wire. Amazing what the RDF can do(hint. it's not the robotech defense force).

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    173. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure it's a technical process so much as the work of a tower full of Blood Mages.
      Somebody's been playing too much Dragon Age.

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      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    174. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      but, the ipod is just an ipad so small you can't comfortably browse websites on it. Or read ebooks. Or run apps with more than a couple words on screen at a time.

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    175. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      It's the modus operandi of the troll - miss the first sentence in your post and invent a straw man for the rest.

      If his post weren't so mired in stupidity, it'd be sad.

      Remember, this is the bozo who couldn't manage to make a call on an iPhone, something children find trivial. His opinion can't be counted upon for anything. He clearly is unable to use basic technology. I can't imagine how he could have posted a comment on /.

    176. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Yup, you really do fail hard.

      Apple and Microsoft fail at innovation?

      Well, I'm pretty sure that they've both taken their respective OSs a long, long way from the fairly humble beginnings.

      You know what the process for those improvements can be called?

      Innovation.

      It doesn't have to be extreme, change the world stuff. Incremental improvements can be innovative.

      As for Apple not participating in open standards - have you not heard of WebKit? Do you not understand their push away from Flash towards HTML5? Have you ever looked at a file saved by an Apple app (hint - it's a gzipped set of simple, open files)? Do you know what the iTunes database is (hint - it's XML)?

      You're a troll, and not a very bright one. I'm sorry for you, that you fail to understand the world around you. Simple ignorance can be cured, but your wilful ignorance is tragic. Earlier you admitted to having trouble working an iPhone, the single easiest phone most people have ever used. It may not have every feature they want (and thankfully, no-one is forcing them to buy it) but I've never before heard anyone claim it was hard to work out.

      You're just not suited to technology. Leave it to those of us who care, please.

    177. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Draek · · Score: 1

      Because the makers of the newton is by far the largest mobile device maker of all time

      For all their faults and outbursts of stupidity, Nokia wasn't to blame for the Newton, sorry.

      Your comment was so 15 years ago.

      Well, it *was* aiming for Funny rather than Insightful, some liberties have to be taken for humor ;)

      Point is, in spite of all the hype Apple products have never been able to break into the large and very profitable business market, so for any manufacturer wanting to have a slice of it (ie, most) it makes sense *NOT* to follow in their footsteps. It's kind of a pity that they're still trying to see what does work (and failing at it), but at least we do know what does not and "copying Apple" is precisely one of those.

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    178. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      My favourite part of this whole iPad thing is that everyone writes off Apple as a marketing company first and foremost. As indeed most of the replies to the parent post are doing.

      It's great to watch so many technically-aware, relatively intelligent people fail so utterly to see the point. It's blindingly obvious, and yet they persist in their failure.

      Even more fun is to see competing companies believe this stupidity and then try to out-market Apple (which is easily done) or try to 'out-feature' Apple (again, easily done). The products turn out to be pieces of crap when a user tries to make them work, but the boxes look great!

      The iPod and the iPhone are great devices because of their interfaces and the trivial way a user can hook into the add-ons (songs, apps, movies, etc). You give them to a child, and within seconds the kid is using the device to do something. I've seen this happen a number of times. The devices are easy to use and have fluid interfaces.

      When people talk about marketing, they are destined to fail. They will fail to compete because better marketing does zero for your interface.

      The best indicator of an Apple product's potential in the general populace is how much the Slashdot crowd hate it. The iPod was roundly criticised, and proceeded to destroy utterly the mp3 player market. The iPhone was roundly criticised, and proceeded to change the way 'smartphones' work (finally - they're becoming useful!). The iPad is being roundly criticised, so I'm looking forward to seeing yet another Slashdot "failure to see the obvious" moment when it succeeds.

      Punters will say it's because the average user is stupid (as though /. commenters are polymaths) but it's really because the average users are smarter in their use of time than most /. posters. Screwing around with gadgets is a waste of their time, so something that works fine, looks good, is priced okay and is easy to learn is going to win them over.

    179. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by shilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ooh ooh, I've got something! How about: I'd like to shut the lid of my bogstandard, highpowered work Lenovo laptop running Win7 and have it go to sleep quickly and reliably. And then wake up instantly and reliably when I open the lid. It's the fact that my MacBook can do that, and my Lenovo can't that causes endless irritation. And telling me that the answer is that I'm an idiot is not going to win you any friends. It's not my *job* to sort this out -- it's not what I'm paid to do. Incidentally, neither first- nor second-line support can sort it out either. Whatta waste of fucking time to have to try to. So when you twat around trying to claim that the machines are equal, you demonstrate a complete ignorance of how most users interact with their machines most of the time.

    180. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      what, might I ask, do you struggle to do on a windows machine that your mac can?

      Keep my sanity.

      when was the last time you used windows?

      About a month or so ago. Not long enough ago, thank you. Next?

      if there is anything you do on your mac that you can't do on your windows, you're either an idiot when it comes to windows or not caring to learn how different icons or menus work.

      I wasn't talking about "can". It's more like "want".

      I feel bad for you. not because you are locked into some reality distortion field, but because you are ignoring 90% of technology in the world for some random feeling of "ease".

      For me feel bad you should not. Ignore technology I do not. But know the difference between good and bad design I do.

      But if you can come up with something your mac can do that you can't do in windows I'd love to hear it.

      Keep me sane.

      So far, my mac one 1 purpose: playing dvd's on my TV. why?

      Um, because your Windows machine SUCKS at it?

      I find it a slow, unresponsive OS, comparable to the last windows 98 computer I had (and this mac is only 3.5 years old).

      Then you must only run one app at a time on your Windows machine. EVERY one I have ever used has been a pig when running multiple apps. And these are machines with plenty of horsepower and RAM, too. The ONLY time I have had slowdown problems with OS X was when I ran my boot drive nearly out of space (like 23MB free!!!), and (I assume) the VM system was having serious fits trying to keep the entire OS from crashing. But it didn't. Every other time, I have been extremely happy with the responsiveness of the OS in general, and the UI in particular, PARTICULARLY in the face of multiple CPU-intensive processes running simultaneously. Something about Unix being particularly good at multitasking, and extremely stable under heavy load, eh?

      And why the ipad isn't going to be added right now: a screen covered in my fingerprints isn't good for watching movies, especially darker movies which involve a lot of dark colors.

      Let me introduce you to the iHankie... Boy, THAT was hard. The iPad even comes with one.

    181. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I spent 0:00:00 messing with Vista

      Judging from everyone else I have talked with, and about a gazillion posts on teh intarwebs, you must be nearly the only one. And if it didn't suck hairy, swollen monkey-boy balls, then why did they have to: a) Launch an ad campaign that had to TRICK people into running it (Mojave); and b) RUSH "Windows 7" (a/k/a Vista SP3) out to market in (for Microsoft) RECORD TIME?

      Windows is far more open than Apple, always has been, I expect it always will be.

      Yeah, cuz there's nothing more OPEN than, for example, NTFS.

      Anyway, you entirely missed the gp's point, and spilled your rage for nothing. He just said, " Very intelligent (but less computer-savvy) people buy iPods and iPhones because they don't know anything else exists." Not all; the implication is "some", perhaps "many". This is certainly true.

      Really? Perhaps they just have better taste than you, and understand the difference between "price" and "value", which, by and large, Windows (and Linux) users (and apparently, you) do not.

    182. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having to use a (bloated) application just to put some mp3 files on a player is far beyond ridiculous to me. It is really annoying.

      I have a simple, 25 euro mp3 player that simply acts as a mass storage and has folder navigation. Takes one simple AAA battery and is freaking LOUD too. No problems, no complex software, no freaking built in batteries (this pisses me off even more) - - just MP3's and music.

    183. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Apple has created a streamlined computing device; it is more of a portable window to the information age that you control with your hands directly than anything else.

      That is the best, most concise, description of "What is the big deal" about the iPad. It's just a shame that so many otherwise intelligent /.ers fail to "get it".

    184. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been THIRTY SIX YEARS since the Altair 8800 appeared on the cover of Popular Electronics, and yet, there are people who STILL think it is acceptable to have to mess with their home/work computers (for non-"development" tasks) on an hourly/daily/weekly basis.

      Try "yearly" with Linux. The damn thing just runs and runs. KDE + black background + left_start/menu_bar(oversized to show many apps with titles not just icons) = years of no more tweaking. It installs easier than XP and comes with appps. It costs nothing and is faster than a drive to some Apple store. If you buy an Apple it is because you want an Apple. No more work is required to run Linux than any other OS unless you so choose to make a big hobby of it as you can with Windows or Apple (dual bootstrap + Windows BS - wtf? - simplify and run one OS!). Your strawman is queer and wears a turtleneck.

    185. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Disagree. Existing tablet computers were very happy to put the _computer_ first. Know what, this isn't what people want. Then comes apple and puts _content_ first. Know what? That's exactly what people want.

    186. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      The iPhone had 18% share of smartphone sales in the fourth quarter. Time to wake up.

      And that is what percentage of total portable telephone sales? 3%? 5% Not much more. Dumb phones and feature phones have the bulk. Because apart from teenagers, few want to do everything on their phone. World wide? Sorry to tell you.. Like with all Apple products. Even worse. Apple make niche products. Why is that so hard to accept?

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    187. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      What a curious perspective.

      In what way as a developer on linux, or even a user of linux, am I forced to care about the GPL license in any way, shape or form? I've written non-GPL linux applications and not had to care, and I've been a long time user and not had to care. So here I am, happily developing on linux and distributing applications under whatever license I want - what choice has been removed?

      The difference, obviously, is that once you've bought into Apple's wonder-universe, you're pretty much forced into doing things their way, as a user, or as a dev. There's restrictions on stuff you can do in Linux too, but here's the kicker - you can choose whether or not those restrictions apply to you. See?

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    188. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by growse · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, some of them, yes, are free.

      http://www.microsoft.com/express/Windows/

      The point I was making though is that if I want support, I want the option whether to pay for it or not. It's just a shameless moneyspinner.

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    189. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by ben0207 · · Score: 1

      The problem there is that it would be COMPLETELY BLOODY UNUSABLE.

      1: OS X was never written for touch devices. Neither were any of the applications. Assuming it has the same DPI as the MacBook Pro in front of me (13", 1280x800) it would be next to impossible to hit, well, anything on the menubar or the close window button or pretty much anything else.

      2: A 1GHz ARM chip isn't fast enough. Funnily enough, I happen to own a 1.25 GHz G4 iMac with 512 RAM and a 1024x768 display. Roughly equivalent to the iPad's specs, and running Leopard like your hypothetical tablet would. It is, again, almost unusable. Applications takes forever to open. Buttons seem unresponsive. It's as fast as it ever was, but it just doesn't compare to modern computers. And your hypothetical tablet would be.

      3: The battery would last about 3 hours. And I'm being very generous there.

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    190. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by abhi_beckert · · Score: 1

      Another aspect to think about iPod vs Walkman or other MP3 players was that iPod had no physical feedback on controls. Only flat buttons in front of it. The other players had song scrolls that were out of the player and you could feel them - another important point when you're just putting your hand in pocket and want to change a song.

      That's just not true. I've owned and used several iPod models daily, they all had physical buttons and you could use all of them without looking. In fact, I used to control my iPod without even putting my hand in the pocket, i could feel the button locations through the outside of my pockets, and would usually press them that way. The centre of the button surface on most iPods is raised slightly, and it's trivial able to press any button and change the volume simply by feeling that one bump (the bump is a button, above/below/left/right are buttons. all big and no need to press exactly the right place). These days I use an iPhone... and while it doesn't have raised buttons (touch screen), it does have play/pause/next track/prev track/volume on the headphone cable.

    191. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by abhi_beckert · · Score: 1

      Lock-in = removal of choice.

      'Thou must use iTunes' = removal of that choice.

      It isn't that hard to grasp.

      You don't have to use iTunes. You can use the device itself. I have an iPhone and rarely use the iTunes music store, I always access apps/music/podcasts/tv shows/etc on the phone directly. I use iTunes to make regular backups of my phone, but that's all.

      Who cares about choice? As long as the software I want is easily available — I'm happy.

      Oh, and remind me what's the process for writing an application for the iPhone/iPad and distributing it to others again? Is it something you can do cheaply and easily?

      Option 1: Buy a mac (a second hand one is suitable, so very cheap), you need to install the developer toolkit (which is free, and better than most commercial development suites, better than *all* free ones —trust me, I've used most of them). After you've finished writing/testing your software you need to pay a small annual fee to be able to sell apps (this money goes towards actual humans checking over your software to make sure it isn't illegal/malware/etc, as well as bandwidth — a pretty good deal).

      Option 2: Buy a mac or pc (second hand one is suitable, so very cheap). Use freely available tools for writing applications using javascript, which are more tightly integrated into the operating system than *any* other platform, including desktop PC's. You must provide your own servers, so this is probably more expensive in the long run than writing software directly (unless you use an unreliable server, or if hardly anyone actually downloads your software — in which case you might as well not distribute it).

      Either option is easy, and they're both pretty cheap.

    192. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by nobodie · · Score: 1

      and a tablet is just a laptop with a screen as the keyboard. When I first married my second wife and took responsibility for her two daughters the first year we were together I read to the family from my laptop every night for an hour. We all got in to bed (there was no heat in the house, we were in China, south of the Yangtze where there is no central heating) with the laptop and i read the Wizard of Oz stories from project gutenberg and other age appropriate stories to them. That is how they learned English actually since their first language was Dutch and they never formally learned English. It would have been nicer to have a tablet, but that was 10 years ago and we were living out of two suitcases apiece back then.

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    193. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      wow, it's funny, I am scared to just shut the lid on my mac book because sometimes it doesn't do things in a sane manner. instead I have to hold it's hand and wait for confirmation it's done what I expect.

      my favorite:
      click shutdown, say yes, then close lid. When I open the lid 4 hours later, it wakes up and continues shutting down. now I'm not sure what good design is all the time, but I'm sure that isn't. It's pretty damn trivial to check of something like shutting down is in process when the lid is closed and just let that process finish. I call it lazy fucking programming and I'm not even a system's developer.

      beyond 1 q/a session with the maker, I don't care to keep on with fixing a shitty interface. I'm guessing you feel quite similar though you seem to have followed up quite a bit.

      on the other hand, I've never had any issues with sleep, shutdown, or other actions with my windows 7 machine. so uh, I guess your last line right back at you?

    194. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      wow, so I'm glad your total reason for having a mac is because...... well, it keeps you sane and does what you "want". I was hoping for something real, tangible, and measurable.

      no, I have trouble with my mac when I have 9 or 10 tabs open in a browser and open office up to write a document. forget playing music in itunes at the same time.

      now, under similar circustances, I can have open several tabs, open office, windows movie maker, some music, and vlc running smoothly. I even add (gag!) internet explorer to access certain data for work. I know, it's nothing like compiling a massive program or rendering HD video, but under similar style usage, I get far more run out of my windows machine.

      I wasn't complaining about the iPad because I'm trying to ding apple. I'm pointing out an example of a real drawback to using 1 system over another for a particular, advertised use. as I had said, I love the iPhone as a platform for getting to useful, powerful apps that are well built in a compact form.

      I'm glad you had nothing you comment on that your mac does a windows machine can't/doesn't/is found wanting. I've heard good points before that come down to preferences in the UI. but I have yet to, and continue to be waiting for, a real performance/capability issue to be brought up that can be measured and weighed.

    195. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still some locks on the devices. For instance, if I plug my iPod into my Xbox360, it won't let me play songs I've downloaded from iTunes but I can play the songs I ripped from CDs (even after the DRM free song change).

      However, for computer uses, maybe people feel "locked in" cause they haven't figured out that you can just go to your iTunes folder and copy your music to other folders/devices but not through iTunes. :p

    196. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you referring to the fact that you have to use iTunes to get stuff onto an iPod? Well cry me a river. Every iPod comes with a copy of iTunes for either OS X or Windows. Granted that this leaves Linux users such as yourself out in the cold, but Linux has what, 2% market share. I hardly think catering for 98% of computer users could really be described as "lock-in".

      This is an honest question. What do you mean when you keep going on about lock-in?

      Personally, it's not the fact that they leave the 2% of linux users out, but that they actively tried to stop developers making their own software to put music onto newer iPods... see the whole ipodhash project.

    197. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by arisvega · · Score: 1

      Develop? Maybe. Deploy? Not 'till Apple clears 'ya

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    198. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by scout-247 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the kudos, and for not being a grammar nazi. One thing I am noticing online is that everyone is talking about the ipad, which is exactly what Apple wants. They have created THE internet appliance, and some people might just be pissed that it has seemingly been pulled off so well. I personally don't plan on owning one, I had been looking at the HP slate for a while but instead decided any large touch device is currently not suitible for me. Now I have the Motorola Milestone, and it does everything I need it to do, and I can continue to add functionality. Apple is going to fill the niche that the general populace wasn't aware they even needed; a customizable and above all stable mobile experience.

    199. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      wow, so I'm glad your total reason for having a mac is because...... well, it keeps you sane and does what you "want". I was hoping for something real, tangible, and measurable.

      Ok. How about the fact that I have had my OS X machine bare-naked on the internet, in my router's DMZ, serving streaming video (non-pr0n), hosting an ftp site (with anonymous access yet!) with ZERO anti-anything-ware, since 2005, with ZERO infiltrations. Many, many, many people have tried, from every stinkin' point on the planet, sometimes for DAYS at a time, and I have the logs to prove it (and I am not insane enough to tempt all of /.-dom to try and break in!); but, so far (knock plastic!), no one has gotten in.

      no, I have trouble with my mac when I have 9 or 10 tabs open in a browser and open office up to write a document. forget playing music in itunes at the same time.

      What KIND of "trouble"? And is it tied to that pig, Open Office? Perhaps it's that app suite, eh? Also, it sounds like you have RAM-starved that machine. There is no OS in the world that does well when forced into Virtual Memory ALL the time. For example, Windows has historically done particularly horrible under the conditions of being in "swap file hell".

      I know I can simultaneously encode video, browse (including playing videos) AND listen to iTunes on my (relatively ancient) 1.8GHz DP G5 tower, with only 1.25GB of physical RAM, with nary a hiccup. So, methinks you might check the Dock to see if you still have every application you ever launched STILL RUNNING (a common mistake of Windows users who are used to its "close the window and close the app" paradigm). Hint: If the icon in the Dock has a little black triangle (or little white "LED") under it, that means the app is running...

      no, I have trouble with my mac when I have 9 or 10 tabs open in a browser and open office up to write a document. forget playing music in itunes at the same time.

      Sorry. Not buyin' it.

      Not only is that NOT the case with every single Windows machine I have EVER used; but every power user I have switched from Windows to Mac has commented on how much more stable OS X is under heavy load than their Windows systems (some of them quite well-endowed) were. By the way, compiling is not a processor-intensive task. It is largely I/O (disk-related) bound. And speaking of which, you do realize that XCode allows for not only "predictive compile-ahead", but also can do distributed building spread over several Macs. I know the plural of anecdote is not data; but you bring no more proof than that, yourself; so...

      I'm glad you had nothing you comment on that your mac does a windows machine can't/doesn't/is found wanting. I've heard good points before that come down to preferences in the UI. but I have yet to, and continue to be waiting for, a real performance/capability issue to be brought up that can be measured and weighed.

      I have given you several so far; but no matter how many I come up with, you will just say "That's true; but..." But, here's another, just off the top of my head: Try opening a recording studio and equip it with only Windows boxes, and watch your clientele laugh you off the planet.

      Here's some more: Exposé, Spaces, XGrid, OpenCL, Rendezvous, Grand Central Dispatch, half-second (and reliable!) wake-from-sleep, booting under 10 seconds, Unix (not fake Unix!) underpinnings, one-click Apache serving, one-click ftp serving, freedom-from-malware (OS X is at TEN YEARS and STILL no actual viruses!!!), that cool "side bar" in Finder windows that lets you effortlessly create "shortcuts" that appear in EVERY "get" and "put" dialog, the ability to effortlessly run an app that is installed on one machine on a network on another machine on that same network, Time Machine, the ability to run more OSes than any other platform, Spotlight, Appletalk (the world's first Zeroconf networking protocol), Automato

    200. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Develop? Maybe. Deploy? Not 'till Apple clears 'ya

      Which I will gladly take over the risk of malicious apps. Oh, and if you only need to "deploy" over a few machines, or within your organization, you don't need no steekin' approval.

      BTW, with something like 170,000 apps (and counting!) in the App Store, obviously "approval" isn't too much of a problem for most apps...

    201. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's hardly unique in this. His brand of arrogant dismissive illogic seems to have become the norm for political discourse these days.

    202. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      You may not want it. However, I'll wager that there's *nothing* on the market as easy, convenient and stable for sitting up in bed and browsing the web and checking email. For that reason alone, it will sell well (although not as well as the iPod/iPhone). It's not aimed at geeks who want to tinker, it's aimed at everyday computer literate people who want to get things done and enjoy themselves at the same time. Tell me what else on the market could really fit that niche and I'll shut up ;).

    203. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by shilly · · Score: 1

      Cmon...you're really trying to claim that your experience is typical and mine is atypical of Windows, and vice versa for the Mac? Absolute horseshit.

      What's more, the problem you describe with a Mac can be made to happen if you shut the lid quickly enough during the shutdown process, but you have to work at it, especially given that shutdown routinely takes no more than 5 to 10 seconds on a Mac. On my Lenovo laptop, by comparison, shutdown takes 2 minutes or more -- and they've also managed to break the shutdown process, by introducing a new black screen that shows all your running apps and gives you a choice of force-quitting them each or cancelling the whole shutdown, rather than doing what Windows used to do and what the Mac does, which is to cycle through each open programme with unsaved data and ask you whether you want to save or not, and then continue shutting down. Nice. I've never seen something that fuckin' dumb before.

    204. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      You are the only person I've ever seen who likes iTunes and things the iPod hardware is shit.

    205. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Because you can come from using your Windows machine at work, pick up the iPad and sit and browse Slashdot, Facebook, check your email, use an instant messenger app, and do all of the things that 95% of people want to do with their computer at home. You can curl up on the couch without having to balance the thing on your lap with a cushion (don't even think about putting a laptop on your lap for more than 5 minutes, the heat will lead to serious issues).

      You can download and install a new app in a few seconds, and delete it from the iPad again in a few seconds. If you're bored on a journey, there's 101 different games that can be installed right from the app store without having to trawl shareware websites for something decent.

      You can press the power button and it will turn itself off in a second, get on the bus and turn it on again in a second, and use it there without worrying about scratching the back of the screen on the seat in front. Seriously - I would use my iPhone for most of what I use my laptop for if it wasn't for all of the scrolling around on the tiny screen.

      An iPhone with a bigger screen would be more or less my ideal platform for social computer use - an Internet Appliance. When I want a full computer for video editing or DTP I can use one, otherwise the iPad would be ideal.

      If the above isn't obvious to you, or you consider it stupid, then - yes, you're not supposed to get it.

    206. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mcguirez · · Score: 1

      Interesting you bring that up, you can't use the iPhone, iTouch, or iPad as external hard drives. This is one of those areas where the iPhone (et al) fall short of the basic iPod functionality.

      True there are 3rd party tools but none of these fully replace true native support.

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    207. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know someone that still has one, that works (minus the screen), that had been outside in the rain, in the driveway where it was ran over countless times. When I found it, it was level with the surrounding gravel and soaked.

      We dried it out, it still played music (if you could navigate blind) and worked as a HD just fine. YMMV.

    208. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by arisvega · · Score: 1

      Oh, and if you only need to "deploy" over a few machines, or within your organization, you don't need no steekin' approval.

      You really see yourself running your custom apps in a bunch of iPads as a triviality?

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    209. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by centuren · · Score: 1

      You are the only person I've ever seen who likes iTunes and things the iPod hardware is shit.

      Well, I liked iTunes a lot better when it was just a music player and library (and had programs like SonicStage to compare it against). A lot has changed over its lifespan to make it less likable, and other music player/library software has made strides. Also, the iPod was a music player, not the "multimedia, communication, and gaming device" the iPod Touch is today (where a relatively large rectangle actually makes some sense).

    210. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

      It has been THIRTY SIX YEARS since the Altair 8800 appeared on the cover of Popular Electronics, and yet, there are people who STILL think it is acceptable to have to mess with their home/work computers (for non-"development" tasks) on an hourly/daily/weekly basis. All I can say to those people is: You will never get those hours back. Why waste them on what is, at this point, about as exciting as having to rebuild your TV set, just to watch Caprica (no flames, I just picked a random show)? Or is your time REALLY worth nothing to you?

      I know this response will get buried with all the other low-scoring items, but I just had to say: you're absolutely 100% right. I use macs because I have so many things better to do than fiddle with stuff that was poorly designed, implemented, and is incompatible with other similar stuff. The sad part for me is I talk to less-savvy people at work who really feel bad that their computer crashes, gets a virus, or they don't understand how to use a program, like it's their fault or they are ignorant / incapable. I try to shake them (figuratively) and say, it's not your fault that the junk was poorly designed in the first place! don't feel bad! We would all be better off if we held programmers and hardware makers to higher standards of usability, reliability, and interoperability.

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    211. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by JNSL · · Score: 1

      You're focusing too narrowly on the analogy. You said "Lock-in = removal of choice." Your latest argument is that Linux does not lock you in because you can develop applications and release them with non-GPL licenses.

      The choice has not been removed there. The choice has been removed for things the GPL license virally attaches itself to. If you want to change Linux at all and distribute it, then you have to release it under the GPL. Quite basically this is the "removal of choice."

      You cannot choose whether the GPL restrictions apply there.

    212. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it whether it was "trivial" (which is a subjective term); your statement implied that it was impossible. It obviously is not.

    213. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I know this response will get buried with all the other low-scoring items, but I just had to say: you're absolutely 100% right. I use macs because I have so many things better to do than fiddle with stuff that was poorly designed, implemented, and is incompatible with other similar stuff.

      First, thanx for the kudos. I have been taking a lot of flak in this thread. It's nice to have an ally or two... ;-)

      On your main point, above, there is an internet sig that sums this up nicely:

      "Mac users work WITH their computer; Windows users work ON their computer."

      The sad part for me is I talk to less-savvy people at work who really feel bad that their computer crashes, gets a virus, or they don't understand how to use a program, like it's their fault or they are ignorant / incapable. I try to shake them (figuratively) and say, it's not your fault that the junk was poorly designed in the first place! don't feel bad! We would all be better off if we held programmers and hardware makers to higher standards of usability, reliability, and interoperability.

      You must be new here: The typical reply from most members of the Computer Priesthood is to snort derisively, and call them a "stupid n00b" for not being able to fix the problem in the source code and "simply recompile" the broken app.

      Even though it has been over 25 years since Steve Jobs voiced his idea of "The computer as an Appliance" (a key thought behind the original Mac development), nearly zero percent of the /. crowd seems to get that concept.

      As I have said in many, many comments on this site: For a site that is visited by some fairly High Priests of Computing, by and large, /.ers are some of the biggest computer luddites around.

      Afterall, if enough people in just a couple of weeks (and who knows how many still in the queue!) can understand and appreciate what the iPad is REALLY all about (and it isn't feeding Jobs' ego by making your apps have to be approved!) enough to plunk down $500, $600, or $700 of their hard-earned cash SIGHT UNSEEN to sell 700,000 iPads, then why can't a similar number of the "technorati" understand it, too?

      Sorry, but all those people CANNOT be under the spell of St. Jobs. It just doesn't work that way.

    214. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Just a note, iTunes has a lossless format as well (Apple lossless) that I think just about any iPod/iPhone will play (not some of the first generations of iPods I believe as they didn't have the bandwidth to handle the format).

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    215. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      What?

      I LOVED my 12" Pi 4 Amber monitor! Not "sickly" at all. (R U Color blind?) In fact I still have it stashed away, and it probably still works (although at this point, I'd probably want to bring it up on a VARIAC(TM) first to avoid esploding some power supply caps!). And those 12" Ameteks had the nicest golden amber color...

      Good times, good times...

    216. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what the parent is saying is that the functionality to connect a keyboard is already present. There is no need for a mini-usb port on it, although it does use USB for the interface on the PC side. It would be a waste of space, and power to add a USB port for a wired keyboard, when a wireless will serve just as well. The iPad gets good battery time, and Apple bluetooth keyboards typically go a month or two on a simple rechargeable battery. I assume they are typical in that respect.

    217. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      I know, but 1. it's proprietary and 2. it was very late to the game...

    218. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it has a big screen.

      Some people just don't get it.

    219. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Apple's marketing alone isn't that good. Look at Sony -- another player that understands marketing, yet they haven't done very well compared to the iPod and the iPhone. I still remember the "iPod killer" a while back that Sony released. It couldn't even remember where you last were in the music library menu. The iPod got such basic functionality correct right from day one. Such things are often overlooked by techies because they like mucking about with their gadgets.

    220. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      They have less than 5% of the mobile market - we're not interested in some arbitrary restricted category. Can you give me a definition of smartphone that includes the original Iphone, but not most feature phones? Thought not. Obviously if you restrict the category to "expensive phones", then Apple do better, but then that's still a niche.

      You might as well say Macs aren't a niche, by looking at some arbitrary made up category that only includes Macs and some other expensive PCs. Or that Apple have 100% market share of Iphones!

      Anyhow, even if we do take your arbitrary category - 18% is still way behind Nokia.

    221. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      "Windows was a fucking popular OS, therefore the fucking Zune will be too".

      Funny how this is "flamebait", yet the same logic applied to Apple products isn't.

    222. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, though, iPhone and Android are rapidly changing the landscape of mobile devices and computing and inter-personal communications in general. Nokia's pretty much going to get left in the dust, unless their Android products catch on.

      "rapidly changing the landscape"? My point is about Apple, not Android. Yes, Android is interesting (although I still wouldn't say rapidly changing the landscape), because it'll be available to run on phones from the major players like Motorola etc, who sell far more than Apple, who until now haven't had a decent OS (unlike Nokia). But to say this of Apple is laughable. Apple might have brought one or two new features, but this is nothing unique (that's what all tech companies do), and what they've done is nothing compared to the revolution that Nokia have made in mobile communications. In what way are Apple now "rapidly changing the landscape"?

      Nokia are going to get left in the dust? If you say so. I'd expect that they might lose their dominant position as more companies enter the market, but that hardly means Apple are going to replace them, or come anywhere close.

      With regard to Macs, the world is changing to a more platform-neutral world

      Yes, it's true that Macs don't exist as such now, and are just a brandname for Apple PCs. Which just adds to my point that Macs themselves when they were around were always a niche.

      2010 and beyond is about mobile computing devices.

      2001 called. Mobile phones had turned into mobile computing long before 2007 - again, a classic Apple view that isn't aware of anything pre-Iphone. By 2005, even bog standard feature phones were mobile computers. And Nokia (and generally, loads of other companies aside from Apple) have been leading the way with regards to mobile computing, long before Apple even started playing catchup when they entered the market years after everyone else. And Nokia are still leading that way.

    223. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Prediction: In five years' time, Apple will release a "smaller Ipad" that fits into a coat pocket. Perhaps it will also make phone calls.

      Slashdot, the media, and Apple fans the world over will be in an ecstasy of self-wank at how amazing Apple are at releasing such a revolutionary product, that no other company had thought of before.

      If only it was redundant to point this out.

    224. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed - this idea of using the ill-defined "smartphone" category is rather misleading (especially when the original Iphone reasonably wasn't even a smartphone - things like running apps and Internet access were the domain of plain old feature phones by 2005, so a phone lacking extra features in 2007 hardly qualifies as smart). Even if we accepted that you could separate the market like that, it hardly disproves that Apple phones are a niche, when smartphones as a whole are not what most people are buying. [*]

      It's like that article we had a while back, saying how Apple were the number one PC seller in PCs costing over $1000. Well, yes, Apple are good at selling expensive products! But that doesn't stop them being a niche.

      [*] Of course, then we get that related claim of "But Apple have caused more people to buy smartphones, more than any other company" which simply can't be true - as at most, they can only claim 5% of new smartphone owners, where as Nokia are there at 40-50%.

    225. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      The interesting part is that I posted my comment from my black MacBook - a computer that I chose for the reasons you stated (plus its openness - runs Windows and Linux just fine *in addition to* the "just works" Mac OS X). But I've never been interested in iPod or iPhone because the fine engineering is useless when it locks me out of it.

      But you and I are in the vast minority of Mac users. Microsoft couldn't survive on the techies, neither could Apple. They make their money on the less-savvy masses. In the MP3 and smartphone market, Apple has embraced that lack of knowledge and extended it into a locked-in content/applications model.

      The iPad extends that further, which is why it would be a bad thing even if (*especially if*) everyone bought one.

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    226. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "dictating what hardware you can use with it"

      What a hilarious way to describe the fact that if the iPad included every port for every piece of hardware it would cost $5000 and be the size of your cubicle. Sure, USB alone might only add $10 or $20 per device, and maybe a fourth of a pound, and an inch of exterior space for the port, plus a cube inch of interior space.

      Apple decided for their device those sacrifices weren't worth making on a device targets as small, cheap, and light.

      If you want USB, firewire, PS/2, and every other imaginable port, be sure to wait for the HP or Microsoft attempt at ripping off the iPad.

    227. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by IceFreak2000 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think that the success of the iPod range can be squarely laid at the all pervasive and, dare I say it, cool advertising campaign that accompanied the product. It wasn't sold as a box of electronics that could easily play your favourite music, it was promoted and sold as a lifestyle choice.

      Of course, the general media picked up on this new device and as far as they were concerned, the iPod was the first device of it's kind and merely added to the (very clever) Apple marketing campaign.

      You have to wonder if Diamond had marketed their Rio in the same way whether 'Rio' would be the generic tag that the great unwashed use for MP3 players rather than iPod.

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    228. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by arisvega · · Score: 1

      Practically impossible, yes, unless you get approval from the apple store. Nothing else is implied here (can't say the same for your nickname)

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    229. Re:3...2...1... Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like programming, I like customizing stuff, I like doing admin stuff on my BSD boxes, but I know that most of the people I work with and hang around with want nothing to do with such things.

      I 'program' for a living, I 'customize stuff' for a living, I 'admin stuff' on BSD boxes for a living. For what it's worth: I love my iPad, I love developing for my iPad, I love customizing my iPad, I love doing system administration work from from iPad. (You know, the paid kind where you are good at it and not just tinkering on the P4 you host your website on)

      All the wannabe coders and sysadmins on Slashdot need to get over themselves and grow up. Those of us with productive jobs and families don't always want to be fixing and tinkering our Linux desktops and mobiles, and guess what, when I get the urge: my iPhone, macbook and iPad are all quite easily hackable. $99/year covers *all my iDevices*

  2. ipad is for humans! by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have a 95 yr old neighbor who uses an old Windows machine and AOL dialup. He's still able to do the things he has always done with it, but he wants a faster connection and a newer computer but doesn't want to have to learn a new OS. Neither cable nor DSL is available, and he doesn't have line of sight to be able to use directional microwave technology which is what some people use around here.

    However, the iPad is SO easy to use there's really nothing to learn. I have shown him how to use my iPhone to take pictures, browse pictures and read the news, and it's just so intuitive and easy.

    And he DOES have 3g coverage. So he can get one device with no cables or router that does everything he needs and is easy to learn.

    I think Slashdotters are for the most part woefully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to understand these types of use cases. They will sell millions.

    1. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1. Buy a new Windows box (for less than the iPad).
      2. Get a 3G USB dongle (total cost still less than the iPad).
      3. Buy a monthly data plan (which will inevitably cost less than the iPad data plan).

      You, like most Apple enthusiasts, display a stunning lack of imagination.

    2. Re:ipad is for humans! by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a 95 yr old neighbor who uses an old Windows machine and AOL dialup.

      So what you're saying is that the iPad is a way to put him out of his misery without resorting to euthanasia?

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:ipad is for humans! by Ziekheid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Looks like you've gone blind watching Apple commercials. Since he can use windows he can easily use any other version of windows on a new 500 dollar pc. Since you pay for the 3G package I could argue that he, for that money, can instead also get some decent internet for his pc. Also, comparing a PC with the iPad is hilarious to say the least and there are tons of tablet pc alternatives that provide more than the iPad does for the same money.
      And yeah, these are intuitive and easy too.

    4. Re:ipad is for humans! by linumax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Slashdotters are for the most part woefully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to understand these types of use cases. They will sell millions.

      Firstly, Slashdot is not a single uniform entity. There are many different opinions which in case of iPad there are slashdotters all over the love-hate spectrum. You're not the exception here.

      Secondly, in your rush to blame Slashdot, you came up with an example which not only doesn't support "sell millions" argument but also goes against it. iPad's market is much more mainstream than niche semi-disabled 95 year olds. Everyone with an interest in reading eBooks, watching movies on the go, reading news, doing lite creative work, using some productivity tools, students reading textbooks, etc. is the target market.

      All of this however doesn't change the fact that Apple has declared war on tinkering and as more and more consumers adopt the "appliance computing" model that Apple spearheads, the future of computing looks less and less bright. Hopefully all alternatives will not perish.

    5. Re:ipad is for humans! by sessamoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As he said, you're blind to how the rest of the world uses computers. A 95 year old man who grew up during the Great War cannot just jump from one version of Windows to another without a lot of unlearning and relearning. Hell, my programmer father who grew up in the second WW still doesn't intuitively know what needs to be double-clicked vs. single-clicked in Windows.

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    6. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is funny how people take extreme examples to make a point of justification, like the 95 years old, or the one handed cripple, or the usual "my wife this and that" second computer blablabla. Good luck for your neighbor to type away on the virtual keyboard. At that age a BIG keyboard and a LARGE monitor is what is needed not a 10' screen with a virtual keyboard. pfff...

    7. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2, Informative

      "They will sell millions."

      Doctorow's point was well put: if parents buy this for their kids, their kids will be conditioned not to tinker. I am sure millions will be sold...but those who would otherwise have tinkered will be deprived of an opportunity to do so. Maybe you do not care about such things, but some of us do.

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    8. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you apple haters show a serious lack of money making ability. Is the difference between a cheap PC (one that in my PC days I would never had bought in the first place) and a Mac that huge a drain on your resources that you would notice? Interesting...

      On a side note, I've always wondered how many apple haters post the usual crap then get in their BMW and drive somewhere actually believing that it is the "ultimate driving machine"?

    9. Re:ipad is for humans! by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Your 95 year old friend is not "the rest of humanity". The average user often has more than one thing open at a time.

      iPad fail.

    10. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm gonna use one of these like the article suggests... going to buy a load of those $15 e-books and then i can use it to read to my children in bed. my neighbour pooh-poohed the idea, saying he just makes do with normal books, but then he's a luddite.

    11. Re:ipad is for humans! by vanyel · · Score: 1

      I know there are a lot of sheep out there, willing to sell their souls for something shiny, but I'll wait for something that isn't run by a dictatorial nanny.

    12. Re:ipad is for humans! by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      Your neighbour will also need a computer that is capable of running iTunes 9.1 first. If not, she wont be able to use her iPad.

    13. Re:ipad is for humans! by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      It is funny how people take extreme examples to make a point of justification, like the 95 years old[...]

      I was trying to pick a single, real example that illustrated as many pain points as possible. Obviously there are far more people who might only have 1 or 2 of those issues. They'll still want one - though perhaps not as badly.

    14. Re:ipad is for humans! by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Depending on the Windows version, he could probably buy a 3G USB modem and a data plan (you would still need the plan for the ipad).

      Or he could get a Windows 98/2000/XP computer and the 3G USB modem if he now uses Windows 95/NT4 or older. User interface of WinXP is very similar to Win95, so that would not be a problem (unless he now uses 3.11).

      And that would still be cheaper than the ipad. And on the ipad the UI is different from Windows.

      They will sell millions.

      Apple fans will probably buy more than one (I remember people buying more than one iphone when it first came out - why would anybody need two identical cell phones I don't know).
      Less educated friends of the Apple fans will probably buy one (after hearing how great it is from their friend).
      Some people will be influenced by ads.
      And some people will buy one after doing research and seeing that it fits their needs and that other tablet PCs don't.

    15. Re:ipad is for humans! by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >However, the iPad is SO easy to use there's really nothing to learn

      So you already own the iPad and he has used it?

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    16. Re:ipad is for humans! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a 95 yr old neighbor who uses an old Windows machine and AOL dialup.

      So what you're saying is that the iPad is a way to put him out of his misery without resorting to euthanasia?

      I wager that the iPad is a form of euthanasia. The Personal Computer Revolution is fading into oblivion ... and no-one can even feel the loss.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    17. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you know its true. wish all you like but the ipad is on a collision course with reality as far as flash is concerned.

      i'd like to see the itunes model of computing take over with apple completely. if osx can move in this direction then that'll be grand.

      and if apple get their own search engine (rumoured) and their own little version of the web then hopefully they will spend all their time there, in a sugary world of shiny icons and lovely plastic things. they can piss off and let everyone else get on with making stuff and doing work.

    18. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually when there is no dsl and no cable, there is no 3g. That is the case at my parents house.

      The have edge and cdma that is slower than dialup. I've tried it.

    19. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so we're jealous of your wealth now are we? ah that must be it.

      maybe that's the only reason we don't buy apple, because we can't afford it!!!! incredible stuff. how low can you cocksuckers go?

      buying overpriced plastic shit made by kids in poor countries is one thing, but i seriously don't get why you feel the need to drink every last drop of the cool aid?

      i mean how pathetic must you guys really be? truly i feel sorry for you.

    20. Re:ipad is for humans! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think that's really true. Whilst I'm not generally a fan of Gruber and his rampant Apple fanboyism, he's not stupid and I think the argument he makes is sound. I wrote programs for the BBC Micro back in the 80s - and it sucked. I knew, even as a child, that what I was doing wasn't "real" programming. I didn't even know what "real" programming was as I had never heard of nor did I understand the concept of assembly language back then. Maybe some kids were smart enough to teach themselves assembly language and then hack the OS itself. I just couldn't do that, I didn't have access to the materials and for an 8 year old even BASIC can be tough. I actually didn't do any OS-level hacking until I was 18 (on Linux) and I don't think it did me any harm.

      I happen to think the iPhone and iPad are remarkably poor environments for children to learn programming on, mostly because the amount of crap you have to learn in order to make something fun in languages like Objective-C is enormous. JavaScript or even Java is a much better choice. However, Gruber links to some 13 year old who has written an app and published it on the app store. That's awesome and something I could only have dreamed of when I was 13.

      And it's not just kids. I was reading an interview the other day with a guy who published "I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES" on Xbox Live. He did it with the XNA toolkit, in other words it was written in C#. In the interview he said he was glad XNA existed because he wasn't a very experienced programmer and C++ was too difficult for him. But XNA was easy. His game costs a dollar, took a few weeks to make and is wildly profitable. It consistently sits at the top of the indie games charts - because it's excellent. In other words, even though the Xbox is the most closed platform you can imagine, it's still possible for amateurs to compete with the big boys by producing fun games. That's the sort of motivation kids in the 70s and 80s just never had and frankly, I think it more than makes up for having some signature checks here and there.

    21. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The troll has been trolled. Thanks for playing...

    22. Re:ipad is for humans! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      So the target audience for the ipad is senior citizens who barely even know how to use a mouse? Good to know, now I can go back to completely ignoring the thing.

      Marketing Fail.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    23. Re:ipad is for humans! by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 1

      When I was growing up in the 80's there were a crap ton of electronic "systems" that I could not program or "tinker" with including the NES and the master system. At that time, I still wanted to make a game for the NES, but didnt know how. There was no google for me to search for "how to create a NES game." Kids these days can google How to create an ipad app and find ways to do so.
      In fact a 13 year old kid made an ipad app and is selling it here:http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ichalkboard/id322491414?mt=8
      I'll go out on a limb and say kids will be all right with an ipad.

    24. Re:ipad is for humans! by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      you can tweak settings in windows to make newer version look and feel much like older ones.

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    25. Re:ipad is for humans! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you really think the jump from 95 to XP is too large for a computer illiterate to make, but the jump from 95 to an ipad is perfectly easy, then I'm afraid you might be in danger of drowning. Always make sure to take breaths between your gulps of kool-aid.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    26. Re:ipad is for humans! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      if apple get their own search engine (rumoured)

      Rumoured by who? That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    27. Re:ipad is for humans! by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      I wager that the iPad is a form of euthanasia. The Personal Computer Revolution is fading into oblivion ... and no-one can even feel the loss.

      Call the waaaaaaaaaaaambulance!

      Because you can hardly find a PC in stores anymore...

    28. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you set everything to single-click in Windows beforehand. It's a lot less hassle that way.

    29. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Success is not measured in terms of popularity when you are discussing a child's ability to explore their device. None of the programs I wrote as a kid were popular -- most were never even published, and those that were never went anywhere. By tinkering, by trying things out, by exploring, I learned a lot. Curiosity drove me, not dreams of making it big. Curiosity drove me to explore the source code of my compiler and standard library, although it would be many years before I learned how most of the code I was looking at worked, I was still learning. I learned the ins and outs of my computer by poking at it.

      I could not have learned all that by using an iPad: The iPad discourages learning by tinkering.

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      Palm trees and 8
    30. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Slashdotters are for the most part woefully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to understand these types of use cases.

      I think some Slashdotters think way too much of their own opinions. You would do well to look up the word 'anecdote', hotshot.

    31. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The fact that there were closed systems in the 80s does not justify the closed nature of the iPad. A lot of kids learn about computers by tinkering with them; the iPad discourages this. I never published a successful piece of software as a kid, yet I still learned more about programming by tinkering than is taught in most introductory CS courses.

      When I was 13, I was poking around the source code of libc and gcc; it would be years before I learned how that code worked or was designed, yet I still learned a lot just by reading through it and seeing what would happen if I modified it. Can a kid tinker with the iPhone SDK to see how it works? Can a kid try to modify parts of the standard library on the iPad to see what happens? No.

      From where I sit, that means a kid who is given an iPad is given only a very narrow space to learn in.

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      Palm trees and 8
    32. Re:ipad is for humans! by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I think Slashdotters are for the most part woefully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to understand these types of use cases.

      I think slashdot has a majority of users who were used to being "the generation who got computers". And are also of a generation that doesn't quite realize that they're actually old now. Very old people are freaked out by computers. Most people under 30 or so grew up with them and find it about as intimidating as an ink pen.

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    33. Re:ipad is for humans! by Jenming · · Score: 1

      If your kid can't jailbreak/mod a device you buy for them then they are not cut out to be geeks.

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      Morpheus, God of Dreams.
    34. Re:ipad is for humans! by anechoic · · Score: 1

      http://www.liliputing.com/2010/03/asus-eee-pc-t101mt-to-ship-in-april-for-499.html

    35. Re:ipad is for humans! by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      But still no Flash, so 99% of the websites out there won't display correctly.

      Oh, I don't know about that. I use ClickToFlash on my computer and find that I don't miss out on much. Well, actually, I do miss out on having Flash crash my browser, which it used to do with some regularity.

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    36. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      It is getting a lot harder to jailbreak these systems. Look at the PS3: three years of effort, and we still do not know what geohot did or how to do it ourselves. Things are just not as nice for young geeks as they used to be...

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    37. Re:ipad is for humans! by xonar · · Score: 1

      99% of the websites out there won't display correctly.

      Are you claiming that 99% of websites use flash? That's preposterous!

    38. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the future of computing looks less and less bright."

      nope it doesn't, because (gosh!) many people don't care about Apple.

    39. Re:ipad is for humans! by xonar · · Score: 1

      you can hardly find a PC in stores anymore...

      lol

    40. Re:ipad is for humans! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whilst I'm not arguing for having ridiculous app review processes or bootloader locks (I think Apples decisions here are retarded), I must note that you can read the source code of the compiler used on the iPad/iPhone (gcc) , and the standard library (darwin). You can also read the source of the browser rendering engine and various other parts.

      Whilst that's not as good as the Nexus One where you can read darn near everything, and reflash to your hearts content, the iPad situation is not quite as dire as you make out.

      And again, I think people like you are highly unusual. The idea that 10 year olds are going to be compiling their own OS builds is a fantasy for Linux geeks (of which I am one). Just writing a fully functioning, interesting program is challenge enough. Operating systems are basically boring pieces of software - given a choice between making a spinning 3D cube or tweaking the kernel scheduler, I'm pretty sure most kids would rather make a spinning 3D cube. The scheduler hacks can come after they have some years of experience and can get their kicks from solving highly abstract problems. By which point they will certainly be capable of playing with Linux.

      Now I'd like to repeat that one can simultaneously believe the direction Apple is going is bad, and that the iPad does not harm the next generation of child tinkerers. These beliefs are not mutually exclusive.

    41. Re:ipad is for humans! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      well maybe some people do want to tinker with their computers - that cool device that does what most people want it to do, and doesn't crash, suffer viruses etc etc etc would be perfect for everyone if it weren't locked down. have you considered that in your rather elitist world view?

      There. Fixed that for you.

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      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    42. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (snipped out boring anecdote used to justify included self righteous indignation at end of post)

      I think Slashdotters are for the most part woefully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to understand these types of use cases. They will sell millions.

      The 95 year old farmer with 3g coverage is a woefully untapped market segment! This is going to be fucking HUGE!

    43. Re:ipad is for humans! by SWPadnos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Funny.

      I think that's the first Buckaroo Banzai signature I've seen on Slashdot :)

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    44. Re:ipad is for humans! by hitmark · · Score: 1

      bad examples as games consoles back then had as much hardware in the game cartridge as the console itself. Only with the playstation did that change in any meaningful way. If ipad programs came as cartridges you may have had a point.

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    45. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, the original post said he's used the iPhone and in turn, the iPhone OS (which the ironically enough is what the iPad runs).

    46. Re:ipad is for humans! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Doctorow's point was well put: if parents buy this for their kids, their kids will be conditioned not to tinker. I am sure millions will be sold...but those who would otherwise have tinkered will be deprived of an opportunity to do so. Maybe you do not care about such things, but some of us do.

      So what kind of tinkering are kids doing then? The most primitive level of tinkering with a computer would be: Find which RAM you need to upgrade your computer on the internet, order it, when it arrives open the computer, remove old RAM, put in the new RAM, close computer, reboot, runs twice as fast. They can't do step 1, they barely can do step 2, they can't do step 3, 4, 5 or 6, they have plenty of experience with step 7, and they get (8) because I do all the work.

      What I find fascinating is that when I go on a website selling hard drives, and write reviews, more than half the reviews say "worked fine on my MacBook", "no problems on my MacBook Pro" and so on. It seems that in the UK where PCs outsell Macs 20 to 1 in sales, Mac users must be ten times more able to upgrade their computers. Don't know if Macs are just more hacker friendly or Mac users are more computer savvy.

      And there are 150,000 apps on the Appstore. Well, somebody must have written them. My guess is at least 100,000 tinkerers, and the iPad will create lots more.

    47. Re:ipad is for humans! by trapnest · · Score: 1

      Geohot did nothing except get Sony's attention enough to remove the Linux option from PS3s.

    48. Re:ipad is for humans! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      When I was 13, I was poking around the source code of libc and gcc; it would be years before I learned how that code worked or was designed, yet I still learned a lot just by reading through it and seeing what would happen if I modified it. Can a kid tinker with the iPhone SDK to see how it works? Can a kid try to modify parts of the standard library on the iPad to see what happens? No.

      "Tinkering" with the iPhone SDK would be pointless. Just as pointless as testing what happens if you add various materials to the fuel for your car, like water, diesel fuel, sugar and so on. But you can use the iPhone SDK to create an empty application and then add to it. Or take one of the sample applications and change it and see what happens. With a car, you wouldn't tinker with the stuff that an experienced car mechanic leaves well alone; equally you wouldn't be tinkering with the iPhone SDK itself when any professional programmer tells you that doing so s a mugs game. And if you want help, just download Stanford's iPhone programming course on iTunes U.

    49. Re:ipad is for humans! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Apple fans will probably buy more than one (I remember people buying more than one iphone when it first came out - why would anybody need two identical cell phones I don't know).

      Steven Wozniak owns two. In his opinion, the iPhone had two problems: No multitasking, not enough battery life. So he thought how he could solve these problems with minimal investment. Two iPhones is the obvious solution.

    50. Re:ipad is for humans! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      All of this however doesn't change the fact that Apple has declared war on tinkering and as more and more consumers adopt the "appliance computing" model that Apple spearheads, the future of computing looks less and less bright.

      Hopefully all alternatives will not perish.

      I don't get this sentiment. They still do a brisk business selling desktop and notebook Macs, and that's not likely to end soon. Tinker all you like on devices meant for tinkering.

      Hopefully all alternatives will not perish.

      I agree with this sentiment completely, in both directions. There is plenty of room in this world for devices that are more open for tinkering and ones that are more limited, to be used as appliances.

      Let's put it this way: I'm glad they still sell sponges so that I can hand-wash my dishes if I need to, but I have no desire to throw my automatic dishwasher out.

      It's not a war on tinkering; it's a different product. If you don't want it, don't buy it. It doesn't need to be any more philosophical than that.

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      The CB App. What's your 20?
    51. Re:ipad is for humans! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Doctorow's point was well put: if parents buy this for their kids, their kids will be conditioned not to tinker. I am sure millions will be sold...but those who would otherwise have tinkered will be deprived of an opportunity to do so. Maybe you do not care about such things, but some of us do.

      Joel Johnson:

      I'm glad the Apple ][+ came with schematics for the circuit boards. I'm glad it encouraged a generation of kids to tinker and explore. I'm also glad that I don't live in the fucking '70s and have to type in programs from a magazine anymore.

    52. Re:ipad is for humans! by tenaciousj · · Score: 1

      99% huh? Do you have some evidence to back that up or did you just pull it out of your ass?

      Yeah I thought so.

    53. Re:ipad is for humans! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      you can hardly find a PC in stores anymore...

      lol

      -1: Missed Point, both of you.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    54. Re:ipad is for humans! by Draek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Slashdotters really need to understand that most of the world is 95-years-old, has no access to DSL, cable or satellite but has 3G coverage and money to burn.

      Or perhaps extrapolating from a single, edge-case scenario to the entirety of humanity is still as stupid as it's always been.

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      No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
    55. Re:ipad is for humans! by cbreak · · Score: 1

      Being able to use windows and using windows are two different things...

    56. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a senior who has never used a computer before is still going to be confused by the finer details. I mean "What's a hyperlink?" "How do I make text bigger in iWork"? "How do I print?"

    57. Re:ipad is for humans! by toriver · · Score: 1

      The fact that there were closed systems in the 80s does not justify the closed nature of the iPad

      It does not need to "justify" it, that is entirely Apple's decision. Because they made it. And people who do not want to bother with "tinkering" buy it because it just works.

      If you want a tinkerable device, buy one. If they do not exist (a heavy hint that there is no market for them), start a company to make them. Just don't expect - or even demand - that Apple will do it for you. If your real gripe is about the lackluster sales of "open" devices (OpenMoko, GP32 etc.), then your gripe is with their lack of marketing and/or that you fail to realize people do not want the complexity of those devices.

      Do you have a newer Ford? With Windows-based Ford Sync? Would you feel smart if you managed to install Linux on it? Would you whine to Ford when, after you "hax0red" the system, it no longer operated as advertised?

    58. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hell, my programmer father who grew up in the second WW still doesn't intuitively know what needs to be double-clicked vs. single-clicked in Windows."

      When aside from opening an app or document, does one double-click in a Windows?

      AFAIK, that's the only time you double click. I don't understand the confusion. Even if not intuitive, you learn it pretty quickly based on cursor/pointer activity.

    59. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You quite accurately articulated the reason I'm bothering to learn programming at the age of 40. It's totally unrelated to my work, or future career plans.
        I just have a nagging feeling that if I don't learn to control the machines on a fundamental level, I'll just be a passive slave to them in a few short years.

    60. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 95 yr old neighbor who uses an old Windows machine and AOL dialup.

      So what you're saying is that the iPad is a way to put him out of his misery without resorting to euthanasia?

      I wager that the iPad is a form of euthanasia. The Personal Computer Revolution is fading into oblivion ... and no-one can even feel the loss.

      And by Apple of all companies!

    61. Re:ipad is for humans! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Or who could just use the iPad and enjoy himself...

    62. Re:ipad is for humans! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Doctorow is a moron, did you actually read his pointless Rant?

      When was the last time any computer came with a Schematic? My kids can write all the iphone/ipad apps they could want and tinker to their hearts content. Since the advent of surface mounting it has been impractical for most kids to do any real hardware tinkering, this is hardly apples fault. Forgive them for etching everything into silicon since it is in fact 2010 and not 1981.

    63. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BASIC is real programming you snob! Richard Garriot programmed Ultima, on the Apple II, in BASIC, in his mother's basement (well maybe not the basement). Now he owns moon! ;)

    64. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Slashdotters are for the most part willfully ignorant of how the rest of humanity actually uses computers, and would do well to reduce their geek arogance.

      FTFY.

    65. Re:ipad is for humans! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Monthly data plan for ipad is $15 or $30. USB dongle plan is $60. If he uses as much data as he did on dial-up, he saves the cost of the ipad in a year.

    66. Re:ipad is for humans! by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      That's not true; T-Mobile's USB dongle plan is $30. There are cheaper pre-paid ones as well ($20 a month from Virgin Mobile USA). Another option would be to get a wireless dongle and pay a neighbor to use his satellite connection.

      ---linuxrocks123

      --
      vi ~/.emacs # I'm probably going to Hell for this.
    67. Re:ipad is for humans! by skyfex · · Score: 1

      If Apple has declared war on tinkering, how is it that a 13-year old can freely and successfully compete with mega-corporations as John Gruber pointed out? How is this less tinker-friendly than the Apple 2? Sure.. it's on another level. We can't really tinker with the circuits anymore.. but do we want to? You couldn't tinker with the inside of the memory chips or CPU in the Apple 2 either, because technology had gotten so far that it was better to produce these circuits as integrated ones. But few (none?) complained about that, because it was recognized that it was useful to move things up a level.

      The future of computing looks more and more bright. Hopefully all alternative will not perish (My dad owns a modern car with a tinker-hostile blocky engine and an old tinker-friendly veteran. I own an physically tinker-hostile iPhone and a tinker-friendly PC.. deal with it).

    68. Re:ipad is for humans! by PNutts · · Score: 1

      I think a senior who has never used a computer before is still going to be confused by the finer details. I mean "What's a hyperlink?" "How do I make text bigger in iWork"? "How do I print?"

      Actually, those concepts are more technical than is required for these devices. When you look at the apps (New York Times, for example), there are no hyperlinks. You tap with your finger and the article opens. Tap a picture to make it bigger. Slide to turn a page (like a book). To make it smaller you pinch. To make it bigger you do whatever the opposite of pinch is. It is very intuitive and natural. When all else fails, push the one button on the front and you get back home. Now all they need is an Clapper app to do that.

    69. Re:ipad is for humans! by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this kid who wrote the iPad app learned... how? Did he go to the Apple iPad Programming Educational Institute? Obviously he must have learned to hack and tinker on a PDP-8 at the age of 13?

      What he has is actual useful knowledge (of a programming language, of programming for a device, and of how to write a functional application that might actually make the kid some money) as a result of his tinkering. What you have is a lot of warm memories of (by your own admission) useless software that you dicked around with a lot. How is your experience tinkering with writing programs in BASIC any different from his experience tinkering with writing programs in ObjC? I'd argue that some of that makes him a much more successful tinkerer than most of us.

    70. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you would buy a device for a technically ignorant person where the device doesn't even do half of what his current 15 year old product does. Hell the ipad won't even play flash so most of the worlds web sites are instantly ruled out. There certainly is some ignorance here on /. , but in this case I think all you need to do to find it is look in the mirror this time.

      Not to mention that for less than the cost of an IPAD they can actually have a fully functional computer.

    71. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Gee, way to put words in my mouth. Did I mention BASIC? Did I mention what programming language I was using? No, so do not make unfounded and baseless assumptions that you think justify your point, but only demonstrate that you know nothing and completely missed the point of what I said.

      --
      Palm trees and 8
    72. Re:ipad is for humans! by Karl+J.+Smith · · Score: 1

      Kids could use BASIC or Logo running directly on the iPad, except that Apple forbids interpreted languages. No modern touch-aware reimplementation of HyperCard, either. They kicked out a previously approved Commodore 64 emulated retro-game when it was discovered you could get to a BASIC prompt. I'm not sure if this restriction is targeted directly at Adobe Flash, or just indirectly at all apps that might auto-update themselves via the net to change their own behaviour without App-Store approval. It's pretty big collateral damage no matter the reason.

      While I also think it's cool that a 13-year old and his friend have published an app, if they had tried to write something like HyperCard, or Google Voice instead of a simple drawing program, Apple would have shut them down.

    73. Re:ipad is for humans! by Ziekheid · · Score: 1

      Why limit yourself like that while you can do virtually anything without any restrictions on a normal PC. This is no toy for old people who can't use a computer, this is a wannahave for whoever doesn't care about spending money on Apple products without comparing it to available solutions on the market that might offer the same or more. This whole discussion is torn out of context entirely.

    74. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Objective-C isn't that much harder to learn than Java. I don't think the basics of Objective-C are beyond a bright 13yr old though..

      I learned Java when I was about 17. The little bit of programming I got in HS 2 years earlier was really hard compared to Java on a Mac.

      I learned Objective-C when OSX Public Beta came out a couple years later. The transition from thinking in one API to thinking in another - simple things like 'blueColor' vs 'blue' can trip you up - took longer than actually learning the language features and syntax.

      Making something *fun* is different. I didn't make anything fun at first either. I did eventually make an mp3/other player in Java using Apple's Quicktime for Java. Visualizer plugins too and some used OpenGL for Java. I made a chat app so I could get on Yahoo more easily..and a simple chat bot. I never managed to make a game in Java.

      In Objective-C I worked on a chat app, wrote several utilities, various system hacks along the way, a dice game, bricks and simon game, and even got a paying gig for a while.

      Nobody wants to pay for another to-do-list app. You have to get well beyond the tutorials and examples that you can find online...that's all. It just takes a bit more work to enter now..people expect more functionality and fewer bugs all the time.

    75. Re:ipad is for humans! by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Your 95 y/o neighbor should provably spend more time praying and worrying about his immortal soul than messing with computers.

      --
      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    76. Re:ipad is for humans! by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      I think the ipad IS a cool device. However, i don't think it's a stand alone replacement for a pc/mac. I guess it will work on it's own, but without a host computer to sync to, you won't get OS updates, you can't back up, and you can't put photos from your digital camera on the device.

      Hopefully your neighbor's old windows machine is running at least winXP SP2.

    77. Re:ipad is for humans! by Americano · · Score: 1

      You're right - you didn't mention BASIC. But that's an entirely irrelevant point, which dodges the simple question I posed. So let's strike my mention of BASIC on the merits of your objection. What are we left with? Oh yeah, the question you can't answer without acknowledging that you're full of it:

      How did this 13 year old kid learn how to program the iPad, if not by tinkering? If not by downloading the SDK, and messing around with it, then how?

      Or are you really proposing that this kid woke up one morning and said, "Mom & Dad, I'm a crass consumerist. I have no interest or curiosity about the inner workings of this device, or with tinkering with it, but I really wanna make a million bucks off a piece of software I wrote. Can I, please?"

      Your assertion that this device is "killing tinkering" and sterilizing the minds of millions of young possible programmers assumes a multitude of facts not yet in evidence, and in fact, flies in the face of all of the evidence available to us today, both in the form of anecdotes like these, and in the form of tens of thousands of applications written for the iPhone OS.

    78. Re:ipad is for humans! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      From where I sit, a kid given an iPad (presumably by very well-off parents) has massive room for exploration.

      But then I'm sitting in front of a Mac at the moment, and my choice of computer allows for more tinkering with this particular device.

      If you've chosen differently, well, too bad for you. Perhaps you should look at your choices more carefully next time.

      If you believe that devices should not be closed, then please go and buy the more open competing products. If enough people care, the iPad will fail and the market will shift in the direction you prefer.

    79. Re:ipad is for humans! by CoffeeDog · · Score: 1

      I really love this argument of "what the market wants is always right". People would rather buy products made in China/India/Taiwan/Philippines/(insert your favorite country here) for less money than products made in their own country for more, despite the impact of less jobs and less money remaining in their own country. Thus companies looking to make a fast dollar are forced to move jobs and money overseas at a faster and faster rate. Where do you think your iPad was made? How much money and how many jobs do you think were invested overseas to bring this product to you in the middle of a economic crisis?

    80. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      First of all, I never said it is killing tinkering or sterilizing minds; I only said it discourages tinkering and exploration. It is more difficult to tinker with an iPad, and there are fewer ways to tinker with it. The iPad development model involves getting Apple's permission in order to write code for the device. One needs to already have access to another, less restricted computer to write programs for the iPad.

      Perhaps we are seeing two different scenarios here. What I see as a risky situation is a parent buying an iPad for their child, as the child's sole computer. I do not think that scenario is terribly far fetched, if the parents are just looking for a computer that allows their kid to do assignments from school. In that situation, what does a curious kid do? Hit a brick wall.

      --
      Palm trees and 8
    81. Re:ipad is for humans! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Who says the market is always right?

      I'm saying that in this case, you have a choice.

      Use it.

      Don't go around telling others why they should no exercise their own freedom to choose. Don't tell people that they're wrong for making a choice.

      Jobs overseas? Is this even related to the point? If you're bemoaning international trade, then perhaps your issue applies to every single piece of computer hardware you own, or see in stores.

      That battle was fought and lost by the "jobs for crowd." They lost hopelessly a few decades ago, and that's a good thing for the world, if not your specific job sector in your specific country (but then who bemoans the buggy whip manufacturers these days, eh?). Now your only hope is through intellectual power, so good luck with that education system over there in your country. (That applies to a lot of countries, although I'll guess you're in the US, so I wish you extra luck.)

      Getting back to the point, the market may not always be right, and, but the wringing of hands on /. is verging on pathetic. Just don't support the products you don't like.

      It's that easy.

    82. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose what people are forgetting is that it doesn't matter if its the iPad from today, or a TV from 30 years ago. Opening and tinkering with the device voids your warranty. This isn't a new concept people. I used to work in retail selling electronics. Every item we sold had that same warning on the box. The only difference I see hear is that instead of screwdriver, your going to need a fancy slim-jim to open up the iPad.

    83. Re:ipad is for humans! by Americano · · Score: 1

      Do you really have so low an opinion of children that you think their curiosity is that easily satisfied or stymied? Would you have just given up and said, "Well I guess I'll become a mindless, uncurious drone!" if, for some reason, your childhood computer had been sealed shut in a way that prevented you from messing with the physical hardware, or making low-level software calls that might damage the device? Or would you have instead focused on the software you could write, and exploring that, and seeing what cool things you could do?

      I'll tell you this - for my money, I'm betting the curious kids won't have much problem at all saying "Look at this cool thing I can do. I wrote this!"

    84. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed that bit about a kid only being given an iPad, and not have access to a desktop? Considering that you need access to another, more programmer-friendly computer to do anything related to programming the iPad?

      I will ask you again, as plainly as possible: what happens when a kid is given only an iPad, or a similar device, as a computer? What does that kid do when they get curious?

      --
      Palm trees and 8
    85. Re:ipad is for humans! by Americano · · Score: 1

      No I didn't miss that, I read your post quite clearly. What do they do? They get a "hackable" computer is what they do. As a parent, if your child showed an interest in and a curiosity about computers, and programming, wouldn't you encourage that sort of an intellectual pursuit in your child?

      You're creating this either-or situation, where either every computer is totally hackable, or NO computer is hackable, and ignoring the incredibly-likely middle ground, where most houses that have an iPad in them will also have another desktop or laptop computer in them.

      Did having an un-hackable calculator around the house stifle your curiosity & interest in math? Probably not.

    86. Re:ipad is for humans! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      The average user often has more than one thing open at a time.

      And how often is that because they forgot to close it or don't want to close it because the program is slow to load and doesn't save state on exit?

    87. Re:ipad is for humans! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      That is assuming that the child is aware of that need and that their parents are willing to buy yet another computer for the kid (and of course, that the parents can afford it -- not necessarily the case, certainly not in the neighborhood where I grew up). You are also assuming that nobody would buy an iPad if they did not already have a Mac in the home -- as far as I know, you need a Mac to write code for the iPad -- and that is a bizarre assumption, considering the reality of the market.

      Here is the situation I see: a kid gets an iPad, and there are no Macs in their house. The kid gets curious about writing code for the iPad, and all he sees is that the device itself has no programming facilities, that he is not allowed to write code for it using his parents' computer, and his parents will not buy a Mac for him (I would not blame the parents here -- an iPad is not exactly cheap, and buying yet another computer when their child already has an iPad would seem like an undue expense to most working class parents). How is that not stifling his curiosity? How is that not discouraging?

      --
      Palm trees and 8
    88. Re:ipad is for humans! by Americano · · Score: 1

      No, I am assuming that anybody who has $500+ to spend for an iPad for their child can easily get their hands on a sub-$500 system (jesus, get a netbook for $300, slashdot will rejoice!) that their child can explore and learn about if they wish to learn about computers and programming.

      Or, simply let the kid install perl or a jdk & eclipse on the existing family computer. It's overwhelmingly likely that any household buying an iPad *already has* a computer that the kid could hack around with any number of languages and development environments in. It's also overwhelmingly likely that any household that cannot afford a cheap Dell desktop will not be buying a $500 "personal iPad" for each of their kids to use.

      Once again, put yourself in the shoes of a child: If you were curious about programming on the iPad, would you really give up so easily? "Well since I don't have a Mac to program for this iPad with, I might as well just give up any hope of learning anything about computers or programming, and become a mindless media consumer like Apple wants me to be." You're ignoring a whole middle ground where the gadget gets the kid interested, and then he discovers that there's a whole world of technology out there that he can play around with like it's christmas morning. Or does the iPad not allow you to visit the thousands of web sites out there where people discuss programming, hacking, etc?

      The kids who are tech-curious will remain tech-curious regardless of (or in spite of) the presence of an iPad in the house. In fact, if they are frustrated so much by a single unhackable (or hacking-unfriendly) device in the house, they will probably grow up to be rabid Free Software supporters here on Slashdot. I look forward to seeing all 17 of them declaring the arrival of the Year of the Linux Desktop in about 15 years, and every year thereafter.

      In short, the kids are all right. The iPad will not destroy their minds. The iPad will not prevent a generation from growing up and being interested in making computers do cool shit. The iPad's supposed "harmfulness" is based on a wild assertion about its lack of openness hurting kids' curiosity, and there is absolutely no evidence to support this fabled outcome. Kids are curious by nature - just sit there and listen to one ask "but why?" a million times. If hundreds of generations of frustrated parents haven't been able to breed the curiosity out of them, it's a safe bet that a couple years of exposure to an iPad in the home won't, either.

    89. Re:ipad is for humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he could pay about the same for a windows computer prone to all sorts of problems, that is big and bulky and restrained to a desk, is hard to use, and has at least 5 different components.

      Instead of a single-component 1.5lb device that does everything he needs easily and is totally portable.

      I have a cheap Dell at home, I know they aren't useless. But I also know they're increasingly becoming a niche product. I only have one myself for playing PC games, otherwise I'd clear that crap off (and maybe get rid of my desk entirely) in a heartbeat.

  3. with the hood welded shut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welding the hood shut annoys hackers, but we're such a tiny part of the market that we don't matter. The trend over the past decades is clear: less and less consumer control over their devices, and more and more corporate control.

    That might even be OK if you consider Apple a "benevolent dictator", as many people do.

    I won't be buying one either due to the locked down closed nature. But this really doesn't matter *at all* to most people.

    1. Re:with the hood welded shut by mirix · · Score: 1

      I won't be buying one either due to the locked down closed nature. But this really doesn't matter *at all* to most people.

      Until they change something, that is.

      But for the Ipad they could make it do even less and no one would care, as long as it still matches their turtle neck, and looks sharp in a starbucks.

      --
      Sent from my PDP-11
    2. Re:with the hood welded shut by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      iPad : Computer :: Disney's Epcot Center : Real Town

    3. Re:with the hood welded shut by Thinboy00 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, still don't get it. Do you have a car analogy?

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      $ make available
    4. Re:with the hood welded shut by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 2, Insightful

      iPad : Computer :: Disney's Epcot Center : Real Town

      And strangely, thousands of people pay big money every day to spend just one day at Epcot, when they could walk around their hometown for nothing.

      Sounds like Apple's going to reap big bucks on this.

    5. Re:with the hood welded shut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPad : Computer :: Pink Tricycle : Car

    6. Re:with the hood welded shut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who whines about this is a faggot.

    7. Re:with the hood welded shut by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Also, your chances of getting mugged at Epcot are far less than in a Real Town. (Unless Mickey and Goofy follow you into a dark alley, that is.)

      --

      Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  4. Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Prediction: all the usual suspects
    • Those who insist on using 'fanboi', (or other variants of the word) to describe normal people who are satisfied with what they bought
    • Those who are envious and/or jealous of Apple's success
    • Those who are too blinkered in their outlook, who define themselves by adherence to some purist "everything must be open" credo
    • Those who can't afford the device, and are jealous of those who can
    • Those with buyers remorse for having paid good money down out on something else
    • The infants (at least of mind) who like to characterise anyone who buys Apple as gay
    • Those who, for whatever reason, just dislike Apple as a company, and can safely be categorised as 'haters'

    will be out in force in this thread.

    There are faults with any device. It's not perfect, and it won't be for everyone. What irks me is the "I don't like/want it therefore it's crap" attitude; the inability to look beyond what *you* find wrong with it, and see that this might just be golden for someone else. My parents, for example [grin].

    But what bugs me above all is the anti-apple crowd these days. Apparently if you express even the slightest appreciation for something well-conceived and well-designed, you're a "fanboi" who's taken in by "the shiny" (whatever *that* is!). Sure there are fanboys (and girls, presumably), but not everyone (not even vaguely close - not in the same universe, let alone ballpark) who likes Apple kit should be labelled such.

    I swear the anti-Apple crowd are far and away worse than the real fanboys. Even in the worst-possible scenario, with everyone who likes Apple kit being a fan (ahem, including both genders, here) , at least the fans have something they like, appreciate, and enjoy using. The haters just hate. And that's pitiably sad.

    Simon

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by mirix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What irks me is the "I don't like/want it therefore it's crap" attitude

      Quite the opposite for myself. It's crap, therefore I don't like/want it.

      --
      Sent from my PDP-11
    2. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Simon, Apple hater here,

      And that's pitiably sad.

      I agree we deserve people's pity. You can paypal your support by making a donation to applecustomersaregaynoexceptions1942@gmail.com.

      thanks in advance!!

    3. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by FuckingNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, ignoring the blatant trolls (who seem to have been quite successful on you), most of the people not showering praise on the iPad are simply commenting that it's not for them / explaining its problems / offering alternative solutions. The idea that people don't buy Apple because they "can't afford the device, and are jealous of those who can" is far more a reflection of your approach to life than anything.

      It's just a tool, and it has no place in my toolkit. Just as the iMac I've recently sold wasn't good enough for me. It wasn't awful, but it didn't offer any advantage over the more powerful, cheap, configurable and supported Windows 7 box + Linux VM I've replaced it with. Thus passes the glory of the screwdriver.

    4. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by wampus · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot the assclowns posting lists of predictions.

    5. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But what bugs me above all is the anti-apple crowd these days. Apparently if you express even the slightest appreciation for something well-conceived and well-designed, you're a "fanboi" who's taken in by "the shiny" (whatever *that* is!). Sure there are fanboys (and girls, presumably), but not everyone (not even vaguely close - not in the same universe, let alone ballpark) who likes Apple kit should be labelled such.

      Let them hate - that leaves less competition for the Objective-C developer jobs that have been popping up on dice.com. Sometimes it *literally* pays to keep an open mind. :-)

    6. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those who insist on using 'fanboi', (or other variants of the word) to describe normal people who are satisfied with what they bought

      No; there are normal people who are satisfied with what they bought, and then there are people who will queue up for hours in New York to be greeted for a few minuted by some noisy Apple employees in a nightclub-like atmosphere to get there hands on a thing. I think the term 'fanboi' is quite a useful one in this instance.

    7. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that people don't buy Apple because they "can't afford the device, and are jealous of those who can" is far more a reflection of your approach to life than anything.

      That was the one thing on Simon's list that jumped out at me too.

    8. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using an Apple product is certainly not "gay", but it is a bit metrosexual.

      That's not necessarily a bad thing. Buying the right design can in some cases give you social benefits that are potentially vastly more valuable than the technology inside the gear.

      Of course that depends extremely much on your social network. Taking a Windows laptop to your job at a design firm is nearly as wrong as taking a Kawasaki to go ride with the local Harley Davidson buddies.

    9. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by spikeb · · Score: 1

      Apple makes great stuff. However, half of it is crippled and the other half is still made by a rather evil company.

    10. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by progr · · Score: 1

      What irks me is the "I don't like/want it therefore it's crap" attitude

      Quite the opposite for myself. It's crap, therefore I don't like/want it.

      Who cares.

    11. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by stastuffis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I swear the anti-Apple crowd are far and away worse than the real fanboys. Even in the worst-possible scenario, with everyone who likes Apple kit being a fan (ahem, including both genders, here) , at least the fans have something they like, appreciate, and enjoy using. The haters just hate. And that's pitiably sad.

      Oh really? I find them both equally irritating.

      I had a friend requesting advice for a laptop that may be used for video editing. His budget was $500 and he was thinking about a Mac since Windows XP was giving him issues on an older desktop. Out of the woodwork, the discussion was filled with rabid Mac fans pushing him to buy without regard to the price point, many recommending outdated models and offering their old ones. My contribution was that he had options, especially for his needs, his budget and the relative decency which is Windows 7. There was no option for these other people.

      Yet he impulsively bought one not soon after. Funny thing. He went on craigslist and accidentally bought a stolen one. He has been subpoenaed to testify against the thief. His blog post here (no ads, it's just his story).

    12. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What irks me is the "I don't like/want it therefore it's crap" attitude

      Quite the opposite for myself. It's crap, therefore I don't like/want it.

      Who cares.

      Fanbois like you, obviously.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    13. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Stupid fanboi.

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    14. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the opposite for myself. It's crap, therefore I don't like/want it.

      Ignorance is a many faceted wonder - and you my friend are display it handsomely. Without knowing it or using it - you call it crap!

    15. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the point. He is talking about those who call normal people (non-fanboi's) fanboi's.

    16. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them hate - that leaves less competition for the Objective-C developer jobs that have been popping up on dice.com. Sometimes it *literally* pays to keep an open mind. :-)

      Thanks for astroturfing here, macfag.

      Suggestion to interviewers - please delete all resumes you get from people who ever touched ObjC. They are whores much worse than any MCSE that ever lived.

    17. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thus passes the glory of the screwdriver.

      I just had the strangest urge to do this:

      Sic transit gloria impellator-cochleae

    18. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by copponex · · Score: 1

      And the assclowns complaining about assclowns.

      Stupid Fland^H^H^H^H^H assclowns.

    19. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it anti-apple to if you don't like there products?

      Once they start making good products I would consider buying it.

      I just can never buy a product where the battery can't be changed.

    20. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, you won't stop the fanbois from tearing into you, but you have proven your absolute misunderstanding of 90% of "anti-Apple" talk that happens here on slashdot. Granted there are the trolls that will bash the device on empty grounds, but most people will provide their *opinion,* then back it up with some technical reasoning and possible alternatives. Its you that sees this as anti-Apple and not anti-iPad.

      Personally, I refuse to purchase anything made by Apple. I know that they ship quality products, but I cannot agree to the terms in which they do business nor do I like the nature of most Apple retailers/users/communities.

    21. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Similar to - people lining up without knowing or using it? The sword you have in hand has two edges, it seems.

    22. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The haters just hate.

      I hate the haters too. They suck.

    23. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Prediction: all the usual suspects
      Those who insist on using 'fanboi', (or other variants of the word) to describe normal people who are satisfied with what they bought
      Those who are envious and/or jealous of Apple's success
      Those who are too blinkered in their outlook, who define themselves by adherence to some purist "everything must be open" credo
      Those who can't afford the device, and are jealous of those who can
      Those with buyers remorse for having paid good money down out on something else
      The infants (at least of mind) who like to characterise anyone who buys Apple as gay
      Those who, for whatever reason, just dislike Apple as a company, and can safely be categorised as 'haters'
      will be out in force in this thread.

      There are faults with any device. It's not perfect, and it won't be for everyone. What irks me is the "I don't like/want it therefore it's crap" attitude; the inability to look beyond what *you* find wrong with it, and see that this might just be golden for someone else. My parents, for example [grin].

      But what bugs me above all is the anti-apple crowd these days. Apparently if you express even the slightest appreciation for something well-conceived and well-designed, you're a "fanboi" who's taken in by "the shiny" (whatever *that* is!). Sure there are fanboys (and girls, presumably), but not everyone (not even vaguely close - not in the same universe, let alone ballpark) who likes Apple kit should be labelled such.

      I swear the anti-Apple crowd are far and away worse than the real fanboys. Even in the worst-possible scenario, with everyone who likes Apple kit being a fan (ahem, including both genders, here) , at least the fans have something they like, appreciate, and enjoy using. The haters just hate. And that's pitiably sad.

      All this post is missing, is: Leave Apple alone!, in this style.

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    24. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Draek · · Score: 1

      Even in the worst-possible scenario, with everyone who likes Apple kit being a fan (ahem, including both genders, here) , at least the fans have something they like, appreciate, and enjoy using.

      Which they'll remind you at *every* *single* *opportunity*. Article on the iPad? "Apple's design rulez! everybody else suxxorz, lol". Article on the next generation of Windows? "Stop copying Apple, incompetent morons". Article on next generation of Ubuntu? "Start copying Apple, incompetent morons". Article on Sony's new management? "Either they follow Steve Jobs' lead or they'll be bankrupt in a year". Article on the RIAA's current lawsuits? "Abandon your business model and copy Apple's, you idiots". There is no topic in Slashdot that hasn't been hijacked at some point by the Apple zealots in order to masturbate to their favorite company.

      Also, I must note that you left out from your list those who already bought an Apple product and became disenchanted with it. Accidental omission, or did the RDF start affecting you as well?

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    25. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words money no object to apple users

    26. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, just keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy.

      As a general rule, though, when someone pities you because they think you're so sad, it's going to take more than an intellect-free "it's crap" rejoinder to stop you looking pathetic in their eyes.

    27. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Whuffo · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the way people on this site behave either. If we're talking about iPad then the fact that it is locked down and only runs "certified" programs is a horrible, evil thing. But if we're talking about viruses and malware the same people will tell you that the answer is to lock things down and only run certified programs.

      I've already got an iPad on order - there's a wish list of functions that I've wanted for many years and this device fulfills those wants. I bought a first-generation iPod Touch and my experience with it has been very, very good.

      I'm OK with my desire for an iPad - but I'm not the person that they seem to think. I'm typing this on a 3.8GHz Core I7 machine I built for myself; it's liquid cooled and - well, I'm into this stuff just like the rest of the crowd here. This is the machine I use for compiling code and other "intense" stuff. But if what I want is to kick back on the sofa and read a book or listen to some tunes this machine isn't the right tool to use. My dual core laptop is nice and I use it every day, too - but it's not the right tool either. I've been using the iPod Touch for those moments and it's a very useful device. I think that most who denigrate these devices have never used one. The biggest problem the iPod Touch has is that while it plays videos and browses the web the screen is too small. If the iPad was nothing more than a Touch with a bigger screen it'd be a worthwhile investment. Adding books and productivity apps made it a "must have" for me.

      I'm getting the 64GB iPad - plenty of room for 300+ albums and 20,000+ books and lots of space left over for some videos and such. It's not perfect, but it's better than anything else in it's market. That market doesn't include "tablet" PCs, netbooks, PCs, Macs, notebooks, etc. Those who compare it to those things will find those comparisons to be no better than comparing apples to oranges. The one thing I wish the haters would do is just stop by an Apple store and play with one of these things for a few minutes. I suspect many of them would change their tune once they realized what they were holding.

    28. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there's a clever response to this, but it would be wasted on someone with their fingers in their ears shouting "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!".

    29. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      I swear criticizing Apple is akin to criticizing Israel these days, even if you bring up valid point you are still accused of heinous ulterior motives. Apple success is 95% marketing and 5% features. The success of Apple is by itself a sad commentary on the state of Western civilization. I hate to say it and I know it's been said since at least the days of ancient Greeks but I swear people are getting really dumb and mentally lazy. This is like AGW, the problem is not that change is happening, the problem that it is happening too fast for the civilization to adjust.

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    30. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      It's receiving mostly positive reviews so far, so those people lining up for one are not entirely foolish.

      Some are getting in on the ground floor with developing for something new and exciting. For them, it's a smart move.

      That sword, it has three edges.

    31. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be a gay Apple fanboi, ignoring the fact that Apple just sucks, their products are closed-source and expensive and they don't deserve their success. Come to think of it, this all seems true now, reading it back. Just because you dislike my arguments doesn't invalidate them (except for the first part, which I can't prove unless you show us a picture of yourself).

    32. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Football matches are also popular. And the positive reviews of football way outweigh the negative. Why aren't you at the match like all your friends at school, son?

    33. Re:Let the hating begin (on /. anyway) by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Come on, you could've used a bad car analogy there instead of a ridiculous football analogy.

      Another missed opportunity.

  5. Re:It's just swell! by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

    Just another Goatse?

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  6. Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by dokebi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As hackers, we should recognize that there is a right tool for the job. Ipad is just another tool. It does less than a laptop because it's meant to be a simpler tool than a laptop.

    Eventually the market will decide if a tablet is a niche or mainstream product. But for me at least, I couldn't be happier.

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    1. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Nevermind that Apple retains as much control over the iPad as Sony did over the PS3. Hackers got screwed with the PS3, and that served as a warning about these traps. The iPad is a trap. Apple has already started censoring the apps store, and designs its devices to prevent the installation of anything that does not come from the apps store.

      I will avoid the iPad like a plague, and advise everyone I know to do the same.

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    2. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Obyron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It does less than a similarly equipped laptop, and for only twice the price! As a bonus for your money, you get no USB expansion ports, and can even only run one app at a time! Apple's innovation is staggering.

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    3. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Okay, now get busy hacking it so that it can be even more useful and open than it is now. Then I'll buy one.

    4. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It does less than a similarly equipped laptop, and for only twice the price! As a bonus for your money, you get no USB expansion ports, and can even only run one app at a time! Apple's innovation is staggering.

      Which is a scathing review of the device if the iPad is, in fact, a laptop. But don't think that's what it is supposed to be at all.

    5. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by dokebi · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, wasn't my point clear enough? How about this:

      Does a $80 hunting knife do less than a $60 Swiss army knife? Yes.
      What would I use at any given time? It depends.

      <sarcasm>The innovation of the Swiss army knife over a good hunting knife is *staggering*. </sarcasm>
      Yet I chose a simpler tool most of the time

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    6. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Sloven · · Score: 1

      "to prevent the installation of anything that does not come from the apps store"

      While this may be true of apps, this is not true of music, movies, or ebooks. All of which can be imported into iTunes, and will appear on your iDevice. Music not purchased through iTunes, movies not purchased through iTunes, etc....

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    7. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Obyron · · Score: 1, Informative

      I get that that's the stock response, but I think it's a copout. A netbook is in fact the nearest comparable device to the iPad that is currently common in the user space, and the fact that pretty much any comparable netbook crushes the iPad in performance and price is fact, regardless of the weak protestations that that's not what they're trying to do.

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    8. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by potat0man · · Score: 1

      I know! Like these bozos trying to sell this pedal-bike for $4,600 and it doesn't even have a motor like the $4,000 Honda Rebel motorcycle!!! What are they thinking? That people have varied needs and interests? Pfft! Good luck! I predict Apple is bankrupt by year-end.

    9. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      For now. I think Sony taught us that with proprietary systems, that can always change. Will Apple only allow books from certain vendors to be imported? Maybe. They already censored sex-related apps from the apps store; perhaps they will also prevent the importing of sex-themed books or magazines on the iPad.

      It would be foolish to trust Apple, as long as they retain such strict control over these devices.

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    10. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Obyron · · Score: 1

      Your analogy is broken. Perhaps a car analogy would work better next time. Your 1000 dollar Honda does less than my 500 Yugo, but it does have a really nice paint job, so... yeah... that's something.

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    11. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by perpenso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does less than a similarly equipped laptop, and for only twice the price! As a bonus for your money, you get no USB expansion ports, and can even only run one app at a time! Apple's innovation is staggering.

      You are in luck. If you prefer a laptop Apple sells those too. Their laptops have USB, multitasking, a unix-based OS that is pretty good at running FOSS, ... ;-)

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    12. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Obyron · · Score: 1

      You seriously think the iPad is that fundamentally different than a netbook? It's a gigantic iPhone without the phone.

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    13. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a gigantic iPhone without the phone.

      I think it would be more accurate to say that it's a gigantic iPod Touch.

      And yes, I believe that an iPod Touch is fundamentally different from a netbook.
      I used to have a netbook. I ended up giving it to my Dad. It now sits on his shelf collecting dust.
      I have an iPod Touch. It is plugged into my stereo and in use playing music even as I type this.

      See the difference?

    14. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The iPad isn't competing with netbooks through hardware. The tablet form factor is a distraction - and it may ultimately prove to be a serious weakness rather than a strength. I certainly wouldn't want to do any serious work with a soft keyboard.

      The iPad is competing through software, namely, the operating system. It's an attractive proposition for people because traditional computers are an epic failure (and MacOS X hasn't really helped matters).

      They have confusing user interfaces, that make it easy to accidentally lose windows behind other windows and expect you to understand concepts that don't appear very often in day to day life, like nested folder hierarchies. Getting software for them is difficult - search engine results can be filled with programs that don't run on your chosen platform, and your relatives/friendly local geek is always telling you not to download stuff from the internet anyway. You live in constant fear of viruses. Your computer frequently breaks or slows down for mysterious reasons and every app seems to constantly be nagging you to update. If you have a Windows box and make the mistake of phoning a company for tech support, you'll just get bounced around different suppliers in a giant finger-pointing game. Probably your computer came weighed down with crap to shave $10 off the price. The list of things regular operating systems do badly is just amazing.

      The iPad doesn't run MacOS X because MacOS X, and Windows, and Linux, are all evolutionary dead ends. Steve Jobs knows this. Think about how much progress OS X made in the last 3 years - none. It actually went backwards, Snow Leopard launched with serious regressions some of which are still not fixed. It's neglected and unloved. OS X is adrift because nobody at Apple seems to be working on it anymore. All the attention is on iPhone OS.

      Many people decry the things iPhone OS lacks, and it's true, some of the omissions are pretty stupid. Inability to multi-task is something they can get away with on a phone. On a general purpose device where you're supposed to Get Shit Done(tm) I'm not sure it can be left out. But the reason people are going to want an iPad is because the iPhone OS is a fresh start. You don't have to worry about viruses. It doesn't randomly break because of third party software. It's easy to find and buy software. There's no fear because there's a big, well known company standing behind the device and saying "you will have a great experience" and they have the muscle and control to make it happen.

      There is an alternative. ChromeOS netbooks are an alternative vision of the future of computing. ChromeOS is also in a sense "locked down", in that it only runs web apps. But these devices will (probably) share many of the same characteristics that makes the iPad appealing. ChromeOS netbooks will not break. They will not start slowly, bogged down by crapware that launches itself at startup just because it can. Users will have no fear of viruses. They won't have to try and remember where they saved their files. The UI will be simple and easy to understand. They will be cheap and have long battery life. They will be backed by the Google name, whilst it may not have the cachet of Apple in the hardware space, it's still an easily recognized and trusted brand.

      More importantly for us Slashdotters, they are open source devices and likely to come in a somewhat hackable/reflashable form if the Nexus One is any indication. The future of computing can be less wild west without compromising its freedom or openness.

    15. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a laptop. It is a multitouch-capable touchscreen tablet.

      (It is also not a phone, or a desktop computer, or an orange... get it? Apples to oranges?)

      Please repeat that to yourself as often as necessary, until you realise they are different devices for different markets.

      (I agree that there are many other tablets out there, for which you could use the same argument you used initially. Please do so in future if you really want to have this conversation).

    16. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you also get douches who don't understand that a huge touchscreen interface is a major difference. Not everyone is some bearded smelly guy hunched over a CLI.

    17. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a touchscreen tablet that's actually worth the hype, look at the Microsoft Courier. They're out-Appling Apple on this thing.

    18. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Innovation isn't always about doing something new, sometimes it's about getting it right

      It is not a computer - it is not general purpose. You would criticize my GPS because underneath it is really a Windows Mobile device and Magellan chose to make it only a dual purpose (GPS/MP3) device? Well I don't, because while I know I could hack it; having it do ten things at once means that when I get to the tricky sequence of turns, it might be working on the wrong process and I miss a turn. The iPad is less than a computer, and that is a virtue.

      I work in an office where people routinely question the fact that I have more than two applications running - "If you run more than Outlook and one other application it crashes". Only 10% of our computer users use more than two apps concurrently. So how many apps do you think those people need to run concurrently at home?

      Apple provides enough connectivity to satisfy the vast majority of users - camera, network printer, TV, and everything that can be controlled via web browser. The iPad is a product which is likely to marginalize the general purpose device you and I prefer, eventually causing home computing to be a very expensive hobby as it was when I started in 1982.

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    19. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes "Less is More" is Innovation

    20. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by toriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So do you have any alternatives that does not enforce this control? Even Android phones are lock-in at the phone companies' behest until you root the device. Windows Phone 7 is moving in that direction as well.

      Also: You can always make a HTML 5 webapp, complete with client storage and Apple will have no complaints and no need to go through the store. That remains an option and was, before the release of the SDK, Apple's suggested way of writing apps for the iPhone/iPod Touch.

    21. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I get that that's the stock response, but I think it's a copout. A netbook is in fact the nearest comparable device to the iPad that is currently common in the user space...

      And yet, we're not talking about a netbook. They're very distinctly different devices. Dismissing the entire point as a "stock response" because you can find better value in similar devices is a little short-sighted, IMHO.

      Not that your assessment doesn't have a good point. I actually sort of agree - I'm not rushing out to buy an iPad. It's too locked down and expensive for my tastes. I'm waiting for Android pads.

      But I can still recognize that this product isn't a laptop. And it isn't a netbook. It's something different with an interesting potential.

    22. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by spikeb · · Score: 1

      does less? I don't think so

    23. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that Kool-Aid taste?

    24. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Your mindset it pretty normal for what I've seen here in Slashdot, and they all make the same reductive oversimplification: thinking that the only important thing about a computer/device is "what it does".

      Either it sends email or it doesn't. Either it can render web pages or it can't. All devices that can send email and render web pages are practically identical. Form factor: irrelevant. Size and weight: unimportant. Works out of the box rather than requiring you to constantly fiddle with it: doesn't matter. Provides a pleasant interaction: no difference whatsoever.

      I'm not saying that you should want to buy an iPad. You should buy whichever computers/devices meet your wants and needs, assuming that you're fine with the price and can afford it. Following that logic, some people will buy the iPad, and they're not wrong. Your laptop that costs twice as much won't be as small and thin and light and sleek, won't have a touchscreen, probably won't be as easy to work with on-the-go, and won't have applications custom-built for the form factor. It will be better for some things, worse for others.

    25. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Yert · · Score: 1

      Where can I look at or buy one? I've heard a little about them (iPad killers, mainly, but not why), but I haven't seen them at Best Buy, Wal-Mart, or (obviously) the nearby Apple Store. Do I need to drive to Dallas and check at Fry's? I'm sure if it's on the market, Fry's will have it...

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    26. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Americano · · Score: 1

      You do realize you just said that the iPad is "fundamentally" a big iPod Touch, right (an iPhone - the phone = iPod Touch)? And that the iPod Touch is not, fundamentally, a netbook? Right?

    27. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Americano · · Score: 1

      And it's fully complete and on sale now! Oh wait.

    28. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Obyron · · Score: 1

      I can have many many netbooks for half the price that do everything the iPod does and more. That was my point. There's none of this, "your laptop that costs twice as much" stuff, because that's ridiculous. I'm not some kind of bearded supernerd who's setting up Ubuntu netbook remix on all my machines or anything. Usability out of the box and whatnot are all important to me, but I *gasp* feel that Windows pretty much offers that, and without all of the hardware lockdown and lack of expansion options in the Apple offering.

      I'm not saying anyone shouldn't buy an iPad, but I'm expressing surprise that so many people seem to want to, and I am firmly convinced that they've been sucked in by the Cupertino Reality Distortion Vortex, and they've bought into the hype. Personally, I'm waiting for the Microsoft Courier, which actually looks like it'll do some things that are innovative.

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    29. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Right on...

      Most people (that excludes us on /.) use their computer to read their email, chat with MSN/Skype and browse the web. Most people don't even multi-task (or know they can).

      They want to get their email, they open Outlook Express, read the email and close it. Same goes for their browser. One task at a time.

      The iPad (and iPhone/iPod Touch) do that exactly. Easy to use, nice interface and it does those things very nicely (except for Flash). Most people use their computer as an appliance, much like a microwave oven or a TV, that's what iPads/iPhones/iPods are.

      I just found my old Manuals for my Nokia 3390 and Moto V360. They're *BOOKS*. What came with my iPhone was a *pamphlet* explaining multi-touch gestures and 2 stickers. My Grandma was able to use my iPhone to place a call, all by herself.

      Yes, I have MACs at home (along with several Win machines), and own an iPhone, but seriously, it's way more user-friendly than anything out there. (And I've always been a Win/NT guy until I used OS X)

      I recently took out the main monitor from my old G4 (Sawtooth), it automatically reverted to single-screen by itself. On a Windows machine, not so.

      (it's a 10-year old Graphite G4/400 with a hacked PC nVidia 6200 with an unsupported OS (10.5.8) I tested it just for kicks on my Hackintoshed Athlon X2, same thing, reverted to single-screen mode on the remaining monitor)

      Like I said, their products *just work*.

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    30. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      I don't think a Netbook will get the same battery life. Or ease of use. (Yes I own a Netbook with OSX/XP). While on the bus, I don't use my Netbook, I use my iPhone. Even if my Netbook has a touchscreen upgrade.

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    31. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant "half as much" and not "twice as much". It was basically a typo. The rest of my post stands though. Your netbook might technically be able to do everything the iPad can do, but people won't use it the same way.

      And you *are* saying that people shouldn't buy the iPad, or at least that people shouldn't want to buy an iPad. My point is regardless of the technical capabilities of the iPad vs. other computers, if people find it more usable for particular uses, it may well be a good buy. Wanting to buy an iPad is not necessarily an error in judgment.

      I'd agree that the Courier is an interesting looking device, except that it's not a real device yet. As far as I know, there's not even a set design yet. It's analogous to those concept cars you see at car shows that look really cool-- it's not a real product yet. If it ever does become a product, then we'll see how open it really is.

    32. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Find me laptop that weights the same as an iPad and can run a desktop OS without feeling even slightly sluggish and you might have a point.

    33. Re:Mine does exactly what it was meant to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you say the same thing about smart phones too, because they're TOTALLY the same thing as laptops just for way more money at less power and functionality.

  7. Seriously by sonicmerlin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The national news media has gone utterly insane over this tablet. I know it's a flashy, "cool" product that will sell well, but it's just not worth the crazy amount of attention it's getting.

    I think the best example of the lunacy was illustrated on the Colbert Report. The iPad was given a full front-cover picture (free advertisement), while Amazon paid for a full back-cover advertisement of their Kindle on the same magazine.

    1. Re:Seriously by ABasketOfPups · · Score: 1

      Why is it lunacy? Are you assuming that Colbert Report didn't get more out of the airtime than Apple did?

    2. Re:Seriously by Americano · · Score: 1

      I know! It's totally unprecedented!

  8. More than an eReader... by nullhero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everyone is clamoring over the iPad calling it a Kindle-Killer but the device is more than an eReader. It's not a replacement of the notebook either. I think it is Apples Netbook, an expensive one in comparison, but a netbook just the same. It has limited functionality but allows the user to access their documents via iWork (Apple is expanding iWork to the cloud, currently in beta) as well as create their own. It gives a user access to their email and then all those iPhone/iPod Touch apps. But what it really does is kind of free the user from the computer, from sitting at a desk and working at their computer, it is easier for her to go to coffee shop and just read the web. She'll then decide to go grocery shopping or do other things neatly tucking the iPad a way. If she has some ideas during the day she can take out her iPad and write up the ideas. As thin and mobile notebook computers are they still are chore to lug around everywhere. I'm not saying carrying a 1.5 pound is easier, but it sure beats having to grab the power cords, put everything in a bag. With the iPad, you just have to unplug it and go. I can't wait to get mine.

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    1. Re:More than an eReader... by Obyron · · Score: 1

      For the money I'd still rather have a Kindle. The people calling it a Kindle killer don't understand the things that make e-Ink awesome. They think the fact that it's a monochrome screen with no backlight is a drawback instead of its key advantage. Because surely more colors has to be better? Right?

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    2. Re:More than an eReader... by jfengel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Everyone is clamoring over the iPad calling it a Kindle-Killer but the device is more than an eReader.

      Precisely. And the question is, does the world have much call for a single-purpose device like the Kindle?

      Single-purpose devices can be optimized wonderfully. The Kindle is lighter, uses less power, and is easier to read outside. It does one thing, and does it reasonably well. Not perfectly well, and it's possible that the Kindle could fail now and resurface in a decade when the screen technology takes another leap. Like the PDA, which failed as a Newton, rose again with Palm, and then sank again as the functionality was bundled into the phone.

      The iPad itself is more limited than a notebook or even a netbook. But is it just the right kind of limited? We'll find out.

    3. Re:More than an eReader... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      As thin and mobile notebook computers are they still are chore to lug around everywhere. I'm not saying carrying a 1.5 pound is easier, but it sure beats having to grab the power cords, put everything in a bag. With the iPad, you just have to unplug it and go. I can't wait to get mine.

      So get a decent little notebook that goes for as long on a charge as the iPad. If you're looking to spend less, that's a netbook - those things get 10+ hours of battery life, just like the iPad...

      Or, for the same price as a fully kitted out (carry case, external keyboard, lifetime supply of screen protectors and fingerprint removal wipes etc.) iPad, you could get something like a Thinkpad X200(s) with a 9-cell battery...

    4. Re:More than an eReader... by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      The problem is - who is clamoring for that?

      The iPod we had a lackluster group of MP3 players there were selling quite well and an established portable music segment. The iPod blew them out of the water in terms of functionality and dominated. The market was there and people were *trying* to do that already.

      In the smartphone category you had a number of players too. They were heavy, clunky, limited software, and insanely expensive for what they did. The iPhone was somewhat more expensive but did so much more in a simple easy to use package. Again there were people already trying to do that and were unhappy with their current offerings. Apple gave them what they wanted.

      Now? Really - does it buy me anything over an iPhone or other smart phone? Well a bigger screen but that looses that portability. It isn't going to be with them all the time. What it could truly do - and that is compete with the netbooks - is give traveling business users a way to leave the laptop at home and travel light yet it ignores the features they want.

      I won't say they will not sell good, but if they do Apple is going to have to create the environment for them. So far everything you wrote is done 99% as well on the current phones and I do not know of anyone just wishing they had a large screen without the phone capability. I rather suspect that after the newness dies off they just will not be carried around much, the people I know with netbooks basically did the same. Unlike before it wasn't for a lack of the devices ability at fulfilling its role, it was for it not really having much of a role. It wasn't extremely portable so it failed there (just as the iPad does) and it wasn't powerful enough to replace the computer (and the iPad fails here too). It is IMO more or less similar to the early PDA's - just not there yet in one of the major factors (mainly weight/portability or processing power in this case)

      That's not to say a rugged easy to use somewhat open tablet doesn't have applications - I just do not see it as a general purpose computing platform yet. For instance, if you are a household that has a decent amount of computer controlled equipment (DVR, game systems, etc) and it has the relevant apps this would be great. Large enough to easy read, portable around the house in a way a netbook or phone would not be, and easily fills those small internet tasks you would like to do but often do not want to go back to a fixed computer to use and laptops are too cumbersome for that level of mobility (phones are too small and tend to be, well phones). I'm not sure if the latter alone is worth the price tag or not for most people, personally I do not think so. However add in other household controls, security system integration, and a number of other apps that may or may not be done and yea, it could very well be. But I think for what most people are talking about a phone really only needs a bit more storage and a bit more processing power to be near perfect and if sold as an e-reader with more it is going to fail too (there is a reason the e-books failed miserably until the Kindle and the so called e-ink).

      *shrug* I hope they do well, I plan on getting an Android one when they finally release one that isn't rushed out (I'm too much a geek - I simply want one). I suspect they will do well enough just from the geek segment but I do not see the acceptance they got from the iPhone/iPod until they either drop drastically in price, rise drastically in ability or they somehow get integrated as a household device (what I plan on doing with mine).

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  9. Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by macwhizkid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The thing I find so interesting is just how much negativity is out there over the iPad. While I respect Doctorow's well-written analysis, most of it (not just on Slashdot) is far less intelligent and coherent. David Pogue's initial review (which was pretty thoughtful and balanced) got slammed with comments on everything from "I already have a laptop and now I'm supposed to buy an iPad?" to "how am I supposed to do anything without USB" to "how many kids could you help in Haiti instead of buying your stupid toy".

    Honestly, you'd think people are being forced to buy an iPad. The only thing I can think of is that a certain segment of the population just rebels against anything that's mainstream.

    The funniest comments (to me) are where Apple is compared to being the "new Microsoft". Yeah, because a company that got and maintained its riches only because of its half-baked operating system and word processor is so much like a company that goes out on a limb (over and over again) to invent a new category of consumer device. And then the commentators are somehow surprised when that pays off.

    1. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by wampus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then they lose their mojo and start making the same device but bigger. That's what makes people hate the fucking iPad.

    2. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, because a company that got and maintained its riches only because of its half-baked operating system and word processor is so much like a company that goes out on a limb (over and over again) to invent a new category of consumer device.

      Wow! Apple invented the MP3 player, the cell phone and the tablet PC! You learn something new every day here on Slashdot!

      Back in the real world, Apple produce moderately unsucky versions of consumer devices that have been in the market for years, and throw vast amounts of advertising at selling them. Right now they're actually managing to make Microsoft look only moderately evil.... at least Microsoft lets you run arbitrary software on Windows.

      Of course there's nothing wrong with their business model so long as they're not holding a gun to your head and forcing you to buy one, but let's cut out the 'Apple is so innovative' crap which merely makes you look like another cultist.

    3. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple apologists always think that they're so outnumbered here on slashdot, yet I've already seen three of these "...wah wah wah, everyone hates Apple here on Slashdot. I DON'T GET IT!" Any negative post is always hotly debated among the old guard slashdot crowd and the new generation of non-geeks that seem to frequent the web site, so your lamentation is at best inaccurate. If you don't understand the reason that geeks don't like devices such as the iPad, you really need to find a more appropriate web site to frequent. This is a geek web site after all.

    4. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by kperson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because a company that got and maintained its riches only because of its half-baked operating system and word processor is so much like a company that goes out on a limb (over and over again) to invent a new category of consumer device. And then the commentators are somehow surprised when that pays off.

      Which one is which again?

    5. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by westlake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah, because a company that got and maintained its riches only because of its half-baked operating system and word processor is so much like a company that goes out on a limb (over and over again) to invent a new category of consumer device

      Crack open a Mac and what you will find inside is a sub-set of the commodity hardware that has evolved in support of the mass-market Windows platform.

      The mass market platform is the achievement of that "half-baked" OS.

      The OS that runs well on hardware that is midline at the time of release and bargain basement a year or so later.

      The news for April has Win 7 breaking 10% in the Net Applications stats and 20% in Ars Technica's stats. Mass market acceptance. Rock-solid geek cred.

      The geek sees an office suite. The first-tier office suite, if he is honest. The office manager sees one component of an integrated office system that scales quite well to an enterprise of any size and type.

      What choice has Apple - Apple Computer, long ago - but to compete in the high-risk, high-style, up-scale consumer tech market?

    6. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      you mean reinvent a dumbed-down version of an existing category of consumer device, right?

      and yes. i'm being serious. mods, keep that in mind.

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    7. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and throw vast amounts of advertising at selling them.

      Incidentally, Apple products tend to sell quite well in a lot of countries, where advertising is close to none. (Finland, in this case). Intense marketing of a great product, such as the iPhone, simply elevates the sales from 'quite well' to 'ridiculously well'.

    8. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by toriver · · Score: 1

      "Same device but bigger" is the ignorant's reply. Do you run your PC using 640x480 resolution? Why not? Do you feel the bigger area of e.g. 1280x1024 lets you do more? Why shouldn't the same hold for the iPad?

      Bigger screen for a touch interface gives more options, and more screen "pixel real estate" opens the way for other applications as well.

      Now go and laugh at people who bought HD TVs or cars that can go faster than the speed limit.

    9. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Anyone who "hates the fucking iPad" because it is an evolution of a still-quite-new mobile platform has psychological issues. There's no other explanation.

    10. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least Microsoft lets you run arbitrary software on Windows.

      As you can with OSX.

      Now the iPhone on the other hand... oh wait, Windows 7 phones won't either.

    11. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to put words into gpp's mouth, but I'm guessing what they meant to say was "defined the portable music and smartphone categories.". You have to admit -the iPod and iPhone are the products that all other devices in those categories are compared to.

    12. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Right now they're actually managing to make Microsoft look only moderately evil.... at least Microsoft lets you run arbitrary software on Windows.

      So you equate the iPhone development environment with Windows?

      You don't think that OS X would be a better match?

      No, that'd ruin your ridiculous point by showing up the obvious error for all to see.

      Apple may not be the most inventive company on Earth, but they're streets ahead of most in the tech world for usability. What irks me are the trolls (like you) who post bizarre claims (like yours) and are modded up by people who miss the massive logical flaws. You would do better to stick to real problems with Apple - of which there are plenty (hardware issues with many of their first-gen Macs, the stupidity of the opaque app approval process, etc) - instead of posts that expose your poor logical ability.

    13. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by CoffeeDog · · Score: 1

      Apple is building up quite the dominance in the mobile market, which is going to be their undoing. Consider for a moment that Microsoft was hit for an anti-trust suit in the EU regarding bundling IE with Windows, despite the fact that there are a plethora of browsers readily available for people to choose. Now look at Apple not only bundling Safari on the iPhone/iTouch/iPad, but putting very explicitly in their terms that they can reject an app for duplicating functionality. Here's a little fun fact of you: Opera was the leader behind smacking down Microsoft's browser monopoly leading to the browser ballot, and with the submission of Opera Mini to Apple they are most definitely gunning for them too. You can't deny that now with the trifecta of popularity between the iTouch/iPhone/iPad that Apple is now enjoying a majority of the mobile market. Apple has been basking in the shadow of Microsoft's dominant market position in the desktop market, but now they are running the game in mobile and about to get in a world of hurt.

    14. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a mobile market that includes the iPod, iPhone and iPad - they're three different devices suited for different purposes. You may as well throw in laptops. Hell, where are the transistor radios and bicycles?

      What is this mobile market you're defining? It seems like "Apple's mobile products that aren't a Mac." That's right up there with that weird "Apple has a monopoly on Apple products" meme that people keep throwing up.

      And yes, I can easily deny that Apple are the major player in the mobile device space. For music players, they're pretty huge, but I'd say that Nokia is the major player in the phone space. Even in the music player space, phones are huge - I see a lot of people these days with phones loaded with music, and the number of white headphones is significant, but not staggering.

      Interesting times are ahead for all, and Apple will be targeted as a big fish, but it's far from the biggest fish in the mobile phone pond. It's a significant, and very high profile player, but not the majority by a long shot.

      Opera may target Apple, but their success against Microsoft is no precedent in a case against Apple. Different worlds entirely - Windows is open to all comers, so anti-competitive practices are a real problem. The iPhone is open to only apps that Apple approves, so it's going to be very hard to establish a case that argues Opera did not realise this (when it's in print on a document they agreed to).

      I disagree with your points, but time will tell who's right on this. Either way, it'll be interesting to watch.

    15. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Wow! Apple invented the MP3 player, the cell phone and the tablet PC!

      Epic fail: troll that doesn't even try to disguise its bile!

      Parent is clearly ON TOPIC, alluding to the iPad which is NOT a netbook, NOT a smartphone and therefore can be justifiably described as a "new category of consumer device" (nope, it's not a tablet either, double fail for you!)

      >Back in the real world, Apple produce moderately unsucky versions of consumer devices that have been ... ... sucking terribly and with a vengeance ...

      > ... in the market for years, and throw vast amounts of advertising at selling them.

      And handsomely recoups its investment every time.

      > Right now they're actually managing to make Microsoft look only moderately evil.... ... and positively stupid: "let's put a cool interface full of transluscence on top of Vista ... let's call it 'aero' so that nobody knows we copied it from aqua! And while we're at it let's also innovate an iZune, let's get Bill to work in a series of humorous commercials centered around two main characters, one of which represents PCs and the other one coolness and freshness ... Ah, and as a master stroke, let's announce a Windows tablet three days before Apple comes out with their iPad!".

      > ... let's cut out the 'Apple is so innovative' crap which merely makes you look like another cultist.

      First consumer level desktops without floppy disks? First adopters of modern fast peripheral interface standards (USB and Firewire)? First laptops with integrated network cards? With wireless cards? FIrst hard-disk based ultra-portable music player? Music and video player? Most successful seller of electronic contents (music, tv, movies)? First app store, copied ever since by everyone up to and including Android? Exactly how blind do you have to be to ignore the *many* Apple's firsts in contemporary consumer electronics?

    16. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by Umbriel · · Score: 1

      at least Microsoft lets you run arbitrary software on Windows.

      And Apple let's you run arbitrary software on MacOS...

      This is not a laptop with a full blown operating system, it's a pad designed for few easy tasks, how is difficult for people to understand and stop to compare it with a laptop.

    17. Re:Cue the Slashdot negativity in 3, 2, 1... by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      The funniest comments (to me) are where Apple is compared to being the "new Microsoft".

      You mean like where Apple-released software has access to APIs and features that no other iPhone/iPad developers have, in a manner eerily reminiscent of Microsoft's undocumented APIs?

      Yeah, they're clearly nothing alike.

  10. In the infamous words of the Human Tourch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Flame on!

  11. kindle sees similarities to PP by v1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the Kindle is going to have to make some serious changes. For 2x the price you get 5x the features with the iPad. Kindle's been out awhile and prices have already worked their way down as features and size have crept up. The iPad is just hitting the market and is already a better value for the money. When the early adopters are done paying their tax and prices on the iPad drop, Kindle has a very serious problem on their hands. I wonder what they intend to do?

    Same thing has already happened with the palm pilot, but against a flurry of devices. (ipods and smartphones) Who in their right mind would buy a palm pilot today? Kindle is headed down the same road. I bought a PP 4 yrs ago not because I liked it, but because it was the only product anywhere near the price for what it did. People bought the Kindle for the same reason. And they're both going to find their way to the garage sale.

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    1. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by Richy_T · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Call me when the ipad has an e-ink screen, incredible battery life and free internet.

      And Palm really dropped the ball. The Ipod Touch is what the Palm TX II should have been. Instead they went monkeying with smartphones, going up against Microsoft and Rim. I still use my TX a fair bit.

    2. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Kindle is going to have to make some serious changes. For 2x the price you get 5x the features with the iPad..

      You are comparing apples to oranges. The Kindle and other e-readers have a display specifically designed to run on low power and mimic real books to the human eye without causing the fatigue traditional computer displays cause. It was not created to be an all in one media player or web browser or phone, or anything that the ipad was designed to be. If you want to carry a device that is very easy on the eyes to read a novel or many novels from without the bulk of actual books, like my wife you will still likely settle on an e-reader rather than an ipad or other tablet computer.

    3. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by prockcore · · Score: 1

      The ipad's battery is measured in hours.. the kindle's is measured in days.

    4. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by Graff · · Score: 1

      The iPad isn't even double the price of the comperable Kindle. Take a look at the Kindle vs the iPad.

      The only Kindle which comes close to the tech specs of the iPad is the Kindle DX, with a screen that is 9.7" diagonal. The Kindle DX costs $489, the iPad 3G costs $629 or 1.3 times as much. I'm using the iPad 3G for this comparison because the Kindle comes with 3G connectivity.

      But yeah, the iPad does a TON more than the Kindle, you can't discount that. Perhaps the Kindle still wins in some areas, such as how the display reads under some situations and battery life, but the iPad knocks the Kindle around in most other aspects. The Kindle also has all the the design goodness of a vintage 70's calculator.

    5. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPad cannot compete with the Kindle as an e-reader, as it doesn't have a reading- (or power-) friendly screen.

      However: many people won't know, or care, how much better a real e-reader is _as an e-reader_, and will assume that there's no reason to prefer one to a more multi-function tablet.

      One day we might have devices that are good e-readers as well as being general purpose devices. Until then, your choices are to buy neither, one or both, depending on needs and budget.

      Between a smartphone, an e-reader, a laptop and a desktop, I don't see me needing a tablet -- but they're shiny, so I might get one anyway.

    6. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by Draek · · Score: 1

      The iPad competes against the Kindle in very much the same way a regular netbook competes against MP4 players. They don't, at *all*.

      If you read more than one book a month, the eInk screen is invaluable. And if you don't, why the fuck would you be looking at a Kindle in the first place?

      About the only market they overlap in is the "expensive gadget to look cool at the coffee shop" segment, which while profitable, is hardly the core market of Amazon or any other eReader manufacturer.

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    7. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by toriver · · Score: 1

      ... and paper's is measured in infinity. BFD.

      The "eye strain" argument is funny coming from people who spend ten hours a day in front of LCD screens, by the way.

    8. Re:kindle sees similarities to PP by v1 · · Score: 1

      Battery life is not relevant beyond the length of time you need to use it continuously. So unless you intend to read for over 12 hrs straight, battery life (eve if just) over 12 hours is no more useful for you than battery life of 20 days.

      My ipod touch gets plugged in while I'm driving to/from work, and that's enough for me that I have NEVER ran my battery dead.

      It's no different than cell phones. Plug it in every nigh before bed.

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  12. Premature article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's friggin' 10am on the west coast. Most people won't even be getting them for the next few hours, much less be able to report on them with any real detail. This was just a dumb, hype-induced time to post this article. If you actually gave a shit about getting interesting responses, why not ask how it is in a week?
     
    Okay, time to get back to debugging on the simulator.

  13. If iPad then Android by lightrush · · Score: 0

    The iPad and the Android tablets are in the works for some time now. I have always considered the idea of a phone OS on a tablet as an iffy thing due to the functionality constraints of those OSes. But if this device succeeds on the market with its amazingly limited functionality, then I think the upcoming Snapdragon-based tablets running Android would surpass it. Android is getting Flash very soon and it already has multitasking. What do you think?

    1. Re:If iPad then Android by progr · · Score: 1

      You need flash for? It seems that all are mad about the lack of flash. I have uninstalled flash from all my machines and I don't miss it. I needed it only to see videos on the net but now nearly every video providers offer HTML 5 based streaming.

    2. Re:If iPad then Android by lightrush · · Score: 0

      Well I would prefer open-standards based web experience. Unfortunately Flash has settled among the web as a rich-content media platform used for a lot more than video streaming. If video streaming was the only thing Flash does then it would be rather easy to replace it. Furthermore often Flash performs a lot better than HTML5 in terms of speed. To give you an idea about its performance compared to HTML5 on Nexus One including HTML5 performance on iPhone 3GS, I suggest u watch this: http://vimeo.com/10553088 . Basically for all those reasons you do want to have Flash on any device which is to present rich media content.

  14. iPad limits video output by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't actually play PURCHASED VIDEO to another device (like a TV, VGA Monitor, Projector).

    http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/bm1k7/the_ipad_hates_freedom_the_ipad_doesnt_like_vga/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/onebutan-iphone/4486591019/

  15. 'fanboi' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I see 'fanboi', I imagine a young man in full makeup (lipstick, mascara, rouge, etc...), speaking and acting rather effeminately, and dressed in black. It's a rather spooky sort of image. And I just have to wonder what's in my psyche that I think of that.

    Can we change the nickname to Appledudes or something so that I won't have to go into therapy?

  16. Apple fanbois are not gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are merely waiting on the straight port.

  17. The killer app by CranberryKing · · Score: 4, Funny

    a Newton Emulator.

    1. Re:The killer app by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The killer app: a Newton Emulator.

      That would be the first time you drop it on someone's head.

    2. Re:The killer app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An etch-a-sketch emulator.
      Especially if you can "erase" it by turning it upside down and shaking. The ultimate app for Dilbert's pointy hair boss.

  18. Fanboys around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how people who neutrally state that they don't understand the hype get modded Redundant and Flamebait, while people writing how they are in love with Apple products and that everything else is complete sh*t get modded Insightful...

  19. How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Ultimate+Heretic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lacking in the early iPad reviews has been any screen shots or actual information on how a two-column small text PDF appears, typical in my scientific arena's journal articles. My use for an iPad would be to provide a convenient means to carry around and read at home (not parked in front of my computer!) my current list of journal articles. As an older person with ever increasily bad eyesight, I can really use the larger screen. So have any slashdot user + iPad adopters had a chance to use it in this context? Another contender is the Skiff reader, but it is stil vaporware and their latest press release seems to suggest they are moving to provide an OS and marketing scheme and moving away from the hardware reader. Pity, as it is just the right size for my needs. I know that one can "Kindle-ize" PDF's, but a) I am lazy and b) I bet they don't come out quite right, so that is not a solution I would want to use. Also, I see that Papers has been released for iPad just today, so maybe it is worth a trip to the Apple Store to have a look myself.

    1. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by deisama · · Score: 1

      Check out http://comicreader.mobi/
      The iphone and ipad version supports pdfs, and there's actually a small segment of users who bought it for the reason you just described. The program features a lens that autosizes to the text and pops out, and that seems to work well on normal pdfs too.
      Also, in order to accomadate a couple legally blind customers, the lens works up to 4x zoom :)

      Full Discloser: I'm the author of the app.

    2. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ditto. Anyone using Papers on an iPad, please respond here.

      I am still quite excited about the Que, given that extensive reading is 1000x easier with e-ink. But, now that the cheapest Que (4 GB, wifi, $649) is more expensive than the 16 GB wifi iPad ($499), the iPad is looking more interesting.

    3. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Graff · · Score: 1

      "Lacking in the early iPad reviews has been any screen shots or actual information on how a two-column small text PDF appears, typical in my scientific arena's journal articles

      Well the good news is that pinch to zoom works just fine so you could easily expand one column to fill the screen and then just scroll. I know that viewing a PDF on the iPhone works pretty well with this method. The iPad, being much larger than the iPhone, should present no problems to anyone viewing a PDF.

      The iPad also has a much better display than the iPhone so you should be able to resolve smaller text even without zooming in.

    4. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's kind of trivial to do. Take one of your journal articles, open it up in photoshop/gimp/whatever, resize it to the iPad's screen size, print it out, and look at it.

    5. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong about the Kindle. The DX is about 90% of the size of U.S. letter paper, so I can read a 2-column old scanned PDF-as-image just fine.

      And there is no "Kindle-izing" of PDFs. Drag-and-drop onto the USB disk that is the Kindle, and you can read them. PDF is NATIVE to the Kindle as of quite some time ago.

      Even if the iPad did all this better, it CANNOT be a good eReader since it has an active screen. Perhaps in a few generations you can flip it to a passive eInk mode (no backlight). Then it can be good for reading papers.

    6. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by rmadhuram · · Score: 1

      You may want to consider Notion Ink's Adam http://blog.laptopmag.com/hands-on-with-notion-ink-adam-prototype-its-amazing http://notionink.wordpress.com/ Seems like it has better readability. But it will not be out until the middle of the year though.

    7. Re:How do scientific PDF documents appear on iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an older person with ever increasily bad eyesight, I can really use the larger screen.

      If you've got eyesight problems, you'd be better served by a reader with an eInk display. The difference in eye strain is noticeable.

      I know that one can "Kindle-ize" PDF's, but a) I am lazy...

      The latest batch of Kindles can do PDFs natively. Just load them into the Kindle's Documents folder and read them. Other eInk readers support PDFs natively too.

      If this is your only or primary use, the iPad is likely not the best choice. A Kindle DX or other dedicated eReader would probably suit your needs better. The reason to choose an iPad is if you also need a device to watch videos, surf the web and other uses that require a display with a higher refresh rate. But if you intend to spend a significant amount of time reading with a device, you owe it to yourself to experience the difference that an eInk device offers.

      FWIW, I used to read a lot on my laptop, but have become a convert since receiving a Kindle for Xmas. On a laptop, I could never read for more than a hour or so without needing a break. On the Kindle, I recently read for over 10 hours straight on an airplane without problems.

  20. The Apple Cult by celibate+for+life · · Score: 1

    I've seen religious fundamentalists less devoted than Appleists.

    1. Re:The Apple Cult by toriver · · Score: 1

      Religious fundamentalists hate the secular west, i.e. they are closer to the Apple haters.

  21. No Flash - No Point by ironicsky · · Score: 1

    If there is no flash, there is no point. A good chunk of websites (est 30-40% Cite) use flash which Apple blatently alienates. I'll stick to my laptop and my tethered iPhone and get better results.

    1. Re:No Flash - No Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not sure i'll trust figures from a place called "flashmagazine.com" I'm sure they are super non-biased.

    2. Re:No Flash - No Point by obarthelemy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the issue is not how many sites use flash, but haw many can't work without it, or suffer significantly. Using statistics can make you look intelligent and informed, misusing statistics reveals you as an idiot.

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    3. Re:No Flash - No Point by ironicsky · · Score: 1

      Flash Magazine got their stats from Opera.

    4. Re:No Flash - No Point by tclgeek · · Score: 1

      ... but if those 30%-40% are all websites I _dont_ read, I don't care. Surfing, without having annoying animated flash advertisements sounds pretty nice to me.

    5. Re:No Flash - No Point by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Unlike the other replies so far, I can imagine those numbers being roughly correct. As long as you include sites which serve flash ads, that is.

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    6. Re:No Flash - No Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the probably high ratio of flashblock users here, it's surprising this is seen as a bug not a feature.
      Of course I like being able to turn flash on when a site needs it (parent is quite right here), but the biggest shock comes whenever I find myself on a machine or browser without flashblock -the horror!!
      Seriously turn your flashblock off and try it: Apart from Steve's rants about battery life, browsing the web without flash is just faster and better in many ways.

      It's another reason many of us use flashblock, and what I now see as a genius move on Apple's part.

      On the iPad, the web will be so much faster than on your laptop or desktop, that it really is magical....

    7. Re:No Flash - No Point by cynyr · · Score: 1

      hulu would seem to be a great sort of a thing for this device, but with no flash...

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    8. Re:No Flash - No Point by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      nope. Apple wants you to pay for THEIR content, not get someone else's stuff for free :-p

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    9. Re:No Flash - No Point by furball · · Score: 1

      With no flash, hulu is building an app for the iPad.

  22. CD-ROM 2.0 by hey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree with Cory. It reminds me of CD-ROMs also.
    That nifty Elements App (from Wolfram) is exactly like that. It just seems weird not to be able to hyperlink to content outside the CD-ROM -er- I mean iPad App. (Of course, you can launch a browser, but but App would do that because its job to to get you to view the content you just bought.)

    The UI of CD-ROM (and maybe iPad Apps) was terrible also. Everyone CD-ROM title decided they needed a different GUI. Getting he back/next buttons, address bar in the browser was a such a big step forward.

  23. But... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    does it run Linux?
    Srsly. Wake me up when it has been cracked and I can run what I want on it. Oh, and when I can buy replacement batteries.
    Or when HTC or Asus make a clone. That might be easier and cheaper. It just doesn't have the bling.

  24. Story of "The Shiny" by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    "The shiny". (I may have coined the phrase).

    "The shiny" is the feature that the iPod Touch/iPhone has that causes people to buy it.

    "The shiny" is the stuff as Disney World sold at the exit of every ride.

    "The shiny" is the stuff that every street vendor WISHES they had.

    Being a "geek", I don't think much of the features of the iPhone. I did buy my wife one, and received a "free" iPod Touch when I bought a Mac computer (to support the aforementioned iPhone). Nice because I put games on the iPod, and can throw it back to the kids on car trips. Just to show you that I have gotten over my perfectly justified hate of Apple Computers (check into my history if you really want to know why).

    But the iPhone is not a technical match for my Blackberry. Now, the 'berry has almost zero of "The shiny". But it gets into the trenches and works.

    I was a rabid Apple hater from 1988 to 2008 -- 20 years worth. I've decided to give Apple another chance. Initially, Apple blew it (because I was reticent to dive in all the way). I drank more deeply at the Apple fount, and now I am happy.

    Why? It's not the technical aspects of the product. It's all in "The Shiny".

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    1. Re:Story of "The Shiny" by hitmark · · Score: 1

      in the words of the man himself "oh, shiny!"...

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  25. iPhone will have hurt iPad sales by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    I blogged a little about this earlier. In summary I think Apple is about to get its just deserts. A lot of the iPad's target audience will be iPhone users, who have grown weary of Apple keeping their products locked down so tight, and the company's pervasive controlling attitude. That is likely to hurt iPad sales, which will in turn hurt newspaper and magazine publishers that would have been relying on the iPhone and iPad as vessels for content delivery. The whole situation is a terrible shame, and a good argument in favour of open companies and open products.

    1. Re:iPhone will have hurt iPad sales by gtall · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. For one thing, Apple won't get any deserts, they are dry and very hard to move much less buy.

      Most users aren't tired of Apple keeping their products locked down, they simply don't care. They buy an appliance, it does what they want, end of story.

      Microsoft's OS has few restrictions on writing programs for it and is ubiquitous. And as a result, it manages to support spam producing bot armies. Just keeping up with security drives people nuts. All Apple needs to totally screw up is open up their consumer devices so script kiddies can make bot armies and give themselves the same security image problems MS has. You know that's what will happen, but to satisfy a few techno-dweebs like you, they should bite the bullet and shoot themselves in the foot regardless.

      Apple isn't trying to satisfy a few geeks like you, there aren't enough of you to matter.

    2. Re:iPhone will have hurt iPad sales by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1
  26. 1337 by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    The wifi version's model number is A1337, how cool is that?

    1. Re:1337 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The wifi version's model number is A1337, how cool is that?

      Not very.

    2. Re:1337 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less cool than if the number was E1337.

    3. Re:1337 by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I'm still looking for an A1138 for a reasonable price. I imagine fewer people know the number reference, so it must be cooler. (As for primality, both numbers have two prime factors, so that's a draw.)

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  27. a request to editors by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    could we have a maximum of 1 apple story a day, and 3-4 a week ? I'm reaching saturation with the fanboi blabber on both sides.

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    1. Re:a request to editors by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's trivial to filter out Apple stories.

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    2. Re:a request to editors by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      please do tell me how to filter apple stories to max 1 a day

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  28. Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by guidryp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't get the pissing and moaning from my fellow techies on this one.

    Sure It has limitations and software is controlled by Apple (unless you jailbreak).

    But this is more like an appliance than a full fledged computer and it isn't really meant to replace your laptop or desktop, but co-exist with them.

    From the hands on videos, it is clear the engineering on this one is very tight. HW/SW integration produces an extremely responsive package in a small lightweight package that can go all day.

    As an appliance platform, it appears to be impeccable.

    Not every device has to be totally open. I don't need or even want to spend hours similar to what I spend tweaking my PC also tweaking a tablet appliance.

    I don't own anything Apple and I am not sure I will buy an iPad, but it doesn't look like it delivers a fine coffee table appliance and I would certainly like to try it.

    I really can't get anyone who considers themselves a tech enthusiast being too close minded to try one for themselves.

    1. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't need or even want to spend hours similar to what I spend tweaking my PC also tweaking a tablet appliance.

      Not every totally open device requires that. See: Android, Maemo (or now MeeGo)...

      I really can't get anyone who considers themselves a tech enthusiast being too close minded to try one for themselves.

      I'll be open-minded when they have open development. Short of that, if someone hands me one, sure, I'll play with it, but there's no way I'm buying one.

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    2. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      I really can't get anyone who considers themselves a tech enthusiast being too close minded to try one for themselves.

      ...

      Boycotting EA and Draconian DRM. Supporting 2dboy.com, gog.com.

      See the contradiction here?

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    3. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I don't get the pissing and moaning from my fellow techies on this one.[...]
      But this is more like an appliance than a full fledged computer

      It's a computer that happens to be a phone and fits in your pocket. Except this model isn't a phone, and doesn't fit in your pocket, so it's just a computer. The emperor is naked!

    4. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really can't get anyone who considers themselves a tech enthusiast being too close minded to try one for themselves.

      ...

      Boycotting EA and Draconian DRM. Supporting 2dboy.com, gog.com.

      See the contradiction here?

      My first thought as well. Whether you think it's for the good or bad, the iPad is clearly one of the most DRMed systems out there.

    5. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by toriver · · Score: 1

      Then buy an Android tablet. Oh wait you cannot since none of the promised/announced products are in stores yet, if ever. The iPad, being an actual, physical product sold in stores, wins by default over 3D renderings and bullet-point spec lists.

      People complain that you cannot install what you want on the Apple devices, but for those of us who find anything we want to install on the app store, we can. Jailbreaking the iPhone to install what you want in general seems to just be to pirate apps anyway...

    6. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      There is no excuse for lack of USB ports or expandable storage memory, regardless of its other limitations. Appliance or not, neither of those would significantly impact anything other than the bottom line and the sphere of control.

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    7. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Then buy an Android tablet. Oh wait you cannot since none of the promised/announced products are in stores yet,

      That's fine, I'm patient. I remember the third generation of iPhones vs the first generation, so even if I was after an iPad, I'd wait.

      Or I could buy a general-purpose Linux tablet, which have existed for years.

      People complain that you cannot install what you want on the Apple devices, but for those of us who find anything we want to install on the app store, we can.

      Good for you. Better pray to Jobs that Apple doesn't decide to spontaneously remove what you want, even delete it from your device. Yes, they can do that.

      Jailbreaking the iPhone to install what you want in general seems to just be to pirate apps anyway...

      Irrelevant, even if true. While I've seen a few interesting apps for jailbroken iPhones (like tethering, thus refuting your point), the reality is, why would anyone want to put a huge amount of effort into a jailbroken app, when that same app could be released legitimately for a platform that's not so developer-hostile?

      As an example, Firefox had a Windows Mobile version, but the latest version of Windows Mobile has removed the ability to develop native apps, so Firefox will no longer be maintained for Windows Mobile.

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    8. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Good for you. Better pray to Jobs that Apple doesn't decide to spontaneously remove what you want, even delete it from your device. Yes, they can do that.

      Note that they might theoretically have this capability... but I've never seen it invoked. Yes... they _do_ remove apps from the store... but if you already own that app you get to keep it forever. They don't yank it off your computer or your device.

      Friedmud

    9. Re:Tech enthusiast closed mindedness? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      they might theoretically have this capability...

      They do.

      I've never seen it invoked.

      I can't think of a specific example with the iPhone, but I can think of one on the Kindle -- it was 1984, actually. I see no compelling reason I should trust Apple more than I trust Amazon.

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  29. alternatives by celle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know there's something that's out there already called the "droid". It works great and does everything and more than the Ipad and actually fits in your pocket.

    1. Re:alternatives by tclgeek · · Score: 1

      To many people, the "fits in your pocket" argument is a detriment. I don't want to read books or watch movies or surf the web on such a tiny screen. For the types of things I want to do with a mobile computer, size does matter. And I don't want to have to go the route of a netbook or laptop and be forced to deal with a keyboard 100% of the time when I'll use it maybe 1% of the time.

  30. I only wish an SUV was a big compact car. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That way there are fewer sophisticated, proprietary systems controlling things like ride quality, HVAC, audio delivery, window mechanisms, window defrost, windshield wipers.. Regular, 'utilitarian' features like stamped steel wheels and 'get the job done' tires, rather than equipment better suited for an 18-wheeler, aircraft, or aircraft carrier.

    The iPad is an iPod Touch XL. It will never be as complete a device as the iPhone - it will never make phone calls, it doesn't have a camera, doesn't act as a video phone, doesn't allow access to my choice of content, unless you consider rehashed Project Gutenberg files fair game.

    The whole thing is a play straight from the Disney board:

    1. Take one serving public domain content
    2. Tart up with dancing princesses and talking animals
    3. Distribute via proprietary channel, with product tie-ins
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

  31. BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have seen this becoming a huge problem over the last few years. As we move into a world where everybody has a capable, connected browsing machine in their pocket, Apple is having a hugely harmful effect on competition and the open web.

    The last decade has all been about getting rid of platform-specific bullshit on the web. The number of sites that only work on IE has gone down. The existence of Firefox, Chrome, and yes even Safari helps to keep web developers honest. Apple now wants to erase all these benefits in the MID space.

    And it's working. Ask someone on the street what they should do if they need a mobile app. "Write an iPhone app!" No. Do me a favor, people, and when you hear someone say that, scold them. This is the wrong direction. We don't need a corporate gatekeeper towards the mobile Internet; we don't need it to be synonymous with one corporation. We don't need to give this much power to a single entity to set the prices and the terms, to add restrictions on the code we run, to lock us into their world view, and yes, prevent us from something as simple as changing a battery.

    We need a variety of mobile platforms to keep folks like Apple honest. We need competition. We need the world's information to be accessible even if we go for something from Google, Nokia, Palm, RIM, even Microsoft, or whatever startup doesn't even exist yet.

    1. Re:BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by Shag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple is having a hugely harmful effect on competition and the open web.

      ...by pushing Acid/Acid2/Acid3 and other standards compliance, open-sourcing WebKit, open-sourcing GrandCentralDispatch, supporting HTML5, and... huh?

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    2. Re:BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      open-sourcing WebKit,

      Which they ripped off from KHTML.

      open-sourcing GrandCentralDispatch,

      Wow, that's cute, a work queue library. Nobody's ever written that before. Yes, I'm sure you can't find another open source version of that.

      Please see the forest for the trees. There might be a few token gestures here and there, but Apple is still turning the mobile internet into a walled garden.

    3. Re:BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by yabos · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously fucking complaining that Apple used an OPEN SOURCE PROJECT for their own OPEN SOURCE PROJECT? You can't have it both ways, either keep it open source or keep it closed source but complaining about someone using OPEN SOURCE is the biggest joke I've ever heard.

    4. Re:BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously fucking complaining that Apple used an OPEN SOURCE PROJECT for their own OPEN SOURCE PROJECT?

      No, my objection was that he was citing Apple as being so brave and generous to make the fruits of their labor open source, when the truth is Apple was not some virtuous do-gooder here, nor were they the original author; they were legally obligated to do so by the LGPL. In fact the team that wrote the code originally had some complaints about their uncooperative conduct in distributing their changes.

    5. Re:BoingBoing article is absolutely right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WebKit was not "open-sourced". It was a fork of khtml (from KDE project). Since khtml was licensed under LGPL, Apple HAD TO use the same license for their fork.

  32. design amenities + just works trumps openness by presidenteloco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For the "consumer" (defined in this case as the 99% of the population who are not competent programmers),
    an information/entertainment appliance that:
    1. "just works",
    2. has a single, simple way to obtain good apps or good content (e.g. movies), and has
    3. Has well-designed, human-factors-centric user interface, ergonomics and design affordances

    will trump a gadget/network with openness of programming architecture any time.

    If the open world wants to compete in this space, it needs to somehow achieve 1.,2., and 3. above
    while also being open in some meaningful sense.

    I put this out there as a challenge. Can the Android world, for example, improve to that level?

    Remember, Freedom's just another word for this thing doesn't work!

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    1. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't we instead work to improve the general public, so that they appreciate what an open platform can provide (and Apply cannot).

    2. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Problem is, open is a synonym for pwned. If 99% of the people in the world used a "web and mail appliance", we wouldn't have spam botnets, we wouldn't have phishing and we wouldn't have malware. Because installing Weather Bug would be impossible on a "web and mail appliance".

      Closed, locked-down and controlled means safe and malware free.

    3. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by dskzero · · Score: 1

      Not to start a giant flame war, but we have no idea how well it "just works". People will probably buy it, get tired of it because it's limited, then forget about it. I'll love to see it.

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    4. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by spikeb · · Score: 1

      the problem with the app store is that it is the ONLY way to get apps other than jailbreaking. having a single standard way to get apps is a great thing, look at what some linux distros do with the concept

    5. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, And I say sadly because most folks here don't seem to get this, this poster is correct. It's not about open. It's about works. That being said, My linux just works on almost any machine I can find... including macs.

      Bottom line. if it works for you, you buy it. The market will determine if the iPad will succeed. I'll probably get an Archos 9, but the iPad has the potential to be a force in it's implied market.

    6. Re:design amenities + just works trumps openness by Webz · · Score: 1

      You're like the one person in all of Slashdot that really gets it. *applause*

      I completely agree. And until the day someone makes a sexy product that is also free and open powered, openness will maintain the illusion of "a terrible product" and no one wants terrible products, besides freedom apologists. I'm not saying freedom and user rights are a bad thing, I'm just saying hey I have a life and would rather not waste my life with sub par computing experiences.

      So the question is, what will it take? What will it take to create an awesome open product? At the rate the world is going, I'm tempted to say it's impossible. Mutually inclusive, at least in reality.

  33. Don't want it in my pocket ... by perpenso · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is not just a tablet computer, this is a big-ass iPod

    This is also exactly why so many slashdotters hate the thing. It's nothing more than an ipod so big I can't even fit it in my pocket. Why in the world would I want that?

    Back in the earliest days of the iPhone I bought an iPod touch. I configured it for the wifi at home, work and school and saw little need for an iPhone. I had a laptop but when in class or lying on the couch I found the iPad touch much more convenient for giving email or the web a quick check. After a week or so I recall thinking that I wish the screen resolution was doubled in both dimensions, it would be a much more practical browser. I don't think this was a very original thought, I've encountered many iPhone/iPod touch users who would have liked one that had a larger screen. There has always been a market for a device that was nothing more than a larger iPod touch, Apple has finally met and exceeded this customer want.

    Fitting the device in my pocket was a non-issue, I carried my iPod touch in my backpack. Had something like the iPad been available there were many days where I would have tossed it in my backpack and have left the laptop at home. Had the iPad been introduced at the same time as the original iPod touch I would have probably purchased the iPad.

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    1. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I had a laptop but when in class or lying on the couch I found the iPod touch much more convenient

      I've found my iphone to be very INconvenient when I'm lying down. If I lay on my side, the screen orientation changed, and I can't read it. I wish they didn't use gravity for the orientation. Dumbest design feature, with the auto-spell-worsener as a close second.

    2. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, the iPad (for all its slick design) is pretty much an enlarged (even embiggened) iPod Touch. It will appeal to those who are content to live in Apple's little garden of approved applications (so long as we use them one at a time) , but those of us who really want a functional and versatile mobile computer with a small form-factor will remain frustrated.

    3. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by samkass · · Score: 1

      but those of us who really want a functional and versatile mobile computer with a small form-factor will remain frustrated.

      ...but only those who are unwilling to pay the $99 and write their own apps for themselves. So casual users who want an "information appliance" will love it, and true hard-core geeks will love it, but I think you're right that there's a middle ground of "geek dabbler" who like to tinker but can't/won't really dig into things that will remain frustrated.

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    4. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by toriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... because noone makes a decent alternative to it so they will also end up buying one anyway.The JooJoo? A $500 web browser which runs Flash for a short while. The 50 rumored Android tablets? Only a fraction will reach market, and they will divide their fraction so much none of them will make money. Microsoft Courier? The name has previously been assigned to two other canceled projects in Redmond, not a good sign.

      People who have actually used the iPad are claiming the increased surface area means more gestures are possible, and the increased size means more complex apps are possible (like the ported iWork apps). The "garden" is exactly what Microsoft is proposing for Windows Mobile 7 and what phone companies with Android are trying to enforce unless you root your phone.

      (What you are doing is sort of like complaining that a 1080p HD TV is just an enlarged "normal" TV, and that the jokes in "Two and a Half Men" are not going to be funnier on the bigger screen...)

    5. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not just about that $100 but the extra $600 minimum you need to spend to use that bit of software. Iow you need to buy a real mac in order to even consider nodding the "appliance".

      Then once you've font to all that trouble And expense you still have to go through a corporate gatekeeper.

      The corporate gatekeeper needs to stop swimming in the cool-aid.

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    6. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Turn it off?

    7. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by perpenso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The trouble is, the iPad (for all its slick design) is pretty much an enlarged (even embiggened) iPod Touch ...

      Perhaps I wasn't clear but a bigger iPod touch is exactly what many have asked for.

      ... It will appeal to those who are content to live in Apple's little garden of approved applications (so long as we use them one at a time),

      Actually its a rather large garden that offers nearly anything most people go looking for. As for one app at a time that is a pretty normal usage pattern, people tend to run an app for a couple of minutes and are done with it. Its not like a computer where one sits there working with something for hours. The one thing that needs to multitask and preempt, the phone, does. Also push notifications make many traditional background tasks unnecessary. While some complaints are valid, some are somewhat bogus attempts to apply old desktop methodologies rather than adopt newer methodologies that may be better suited for mobile devices. Like some users who stick to MS Office because that is all they know, some programmers like to stick to daemons and other background tasks because that is all they know. As someone who has ported applications and utilities between various desktop and server platforms I am sympathetic towards wanting to reuse legacy code but there is also a time to try something new.

      ... but those of us who really want a functional and versatile mobile computer with a small form-factor will remain frustrated.

      Perhaps, but that wasn't what it was designed to be. However I'd wait a while before passing judgement. A year from now it will be far clearer as to how well the iPad suits people's needs. Today, where no one has any experience with it and there is a bias towards wanting the familiar (more of the same) opinions are premature.

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    8. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We've had devices of sizes between phones and laptops for years, be they other tablets or netbooks. That still doesn't support the absurd amount of hype the Istale, or whatever the vaporware is being called this week, is getting.

    9. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      We've had devices of sizes between phones and laptops for years, be they other tablets or netbooks. That still doesn't support the absurd amount of hype the Istale, or whatever the vaporware is being called this week, is getting.

      And there we have it confirmed - daring to talk about non-Apple products, even in comments, is now off-topic?

      Why is it that the Apple fans get all the mod points (I haven't had any in years)? Not only do they think that non-Apple alternatives exist, but they even have to mod down anyone who points this out. It's sad to see this level of self-reinforcing delusion. "No, there aren't any non-Apple tablets *mods down* No, there aren't!" Come out and have the decency to debate, rather than hiding behind your mod points.

    10. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      ... or whatever the vaporware is being called this week ...

      ... Why is it that the Apple fans get all the mod points ...

      Maybe the mod down had to do with the lack of insight demonstrated by calling a product vaporware on the very day it arrives on the store shelves? Just a thought. :-)

    11. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      How would I read it at all if it was off?

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    12. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean turn off the spell-corrector, not the auto-orientation (my bigger gripe), since there's no way to turn off the auto-orientation. Also, there's no way to turn off the spell-corrector and just have it passively spell-check like I would want any program to do.

    13. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      I meant auto-orientation, but was not aware it wasn't turn-offable.

      My Samsung Omnia has a similar orientation shifting ability, and it can be either passive or mapped to a button press/hold, so I kind of assumed (dumbly, there) that Apple would have similar.

    14. Re:Don't want it in my pocket ... by eeg3 · · Score: 1

      You can lock the screen orientation with a switch on the side of the iPad.

  34. WHY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why pay 500-800 for this thing, when you can just buy a laptop?" More features for your money.

    My name is Jeff, and I am a PC.
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  35. If the iPad had these I would have bought one. by asm2750 · · Score: 1

    A wacom digitizer input on the screen with capacitive touch. A full version of OSX instead of a beefer iPhone OS. The iPad is a very nice product but, for me it's just not good enough. Perhaps the next iteration will have the wacom input I want most.

    1. Re:If the iPad had these I would have bought one. by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      What you want is a ModBook.

    2. Re:If the iPad had these I would have bought one. by psergiu · · Score: 1

      Google for "ModBook" - you will have a surprise :)

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  36. Lab coat pocket? by perpenso · · Score: 1

    It seems as though you are not so upset at the size of the iPad, but the size of your pockets.

    Will the iPad fit in a lab coat pocket? Or more generally in the pocket of clinical clothing for doctors and nurses? I think those pockets would be far more interesting than those in jeans.

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    1. Re:Lab coat pocket? by centuren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems as though you are not so upset at the size of the iPad, but the size of your pockets.

      Will the iPad fit in a lab coat pocket? Or more generally in the pocket of clinical clothing for doctors and nurses? I think those pockets would be far more interesting than those in jeans.

      Do the clipboards and manilla folders that doctors and nurses use now fit in their pockets? I don't really think those are professions that use pockets to do their jobs. Doctors will probably be more interested in whether or not they can scribble notes into documents.

      What I found interesting was not the size, but the weight. About 1.5 lbs IIRC. I was even more interested to find that the Kindle DX is over 2 lbs, about a kilogram. These devices both boast superior form factor over options like laptops and cellphones when it comes to reading, especially the Kindle. I never read ebooks on my laptop, because I want to lie in different positions, often holding the book above me. I've found this to be really quite nice with my Android phone, but a kilogram isn't light, and when I think about it, neither is 1.5 lbs. What good is a tablet if you have to, over a long length of use, rest it on your lap or a table anyway?

      Maybe the weight isn't an issue, I've never tried a Kindle DX, much less an iPad. At the same time, if I'm using something I have to hold (laptops may be heavier, but I'm not expected to carry it to use it), I don't want it to be heavier than whatever it's replacing. Books are really light, so are television remotes, keyboards and mouses (as one reclines with feet up next to desktop monitor), and even laptops resting on laps aren't so bad. If the iPad is supposed to mobilise content into your hands, it'd better not be the single heaviest thing in my bag.

    2. Re:Lab coat pocket? by tonycheese · · Score: 1

      About 1.5 lbs IIRC. I was even more interested to find that the Kindle DX is over 2 lbs, about a kilogram.

      A Kindle DX is 1.18 pounds, about twice that of a regular Kindle. I don't think you were comparing their weights, you were just saying that they're both "sort of heavy", but the Kindle does weight less. A 400 page novel probably weighs about a pound... and both the Kindle and iPad are likely to weight less than a textbook.

    3. Re:Lab coat pocket? by nobodie · · Score: 1

      i've solved both the weight and the size problem by using a Foxit eSlick reader. It is lighter than most paperbacks and fits in my khaki packets (but not my jeans pockets) just fine. The only complaint YOU might have would be that it just reads books in multiple formats and ONLY costs a couple hundred dollars. No on-line, no bells and whistles, it just reads ebooks nicely and with e-ink.

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    4. Re:Lab coat pocket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I was even more interested to find that the Kindle DX is over 2 lbs"

      Where'd you find that? An Apple site? Because it's just wrong; and you could have checked the facts yourself. A DX weighs under 19oz. I have the US/domestic wireless version. The international version is listed on Amazon's site as 18.9oz. In US units, 16 ounces in a pound. It doesn't even break 1.5#, much less your claim of 2#.

      "Maybe the weight isn't an issue, I've never tried a Kindle DX,"

      Then why are you commenting? How about reading DX reviews? Many reviewers found the DX too heavy, though they seem to be women mostly, and all that don't like it send it back within 2 weeks it seems. *I* found mine a bit cumbersome and heavy for about a week, now I don't even think about it. You get usd to it. I use mine often with one hand now reading it on the bus. Your hand strength goes up, not because you are necessarily weak, but because we normally don't handle things of that density in US society these days.

      I even like the simplistic styling. The problem with the Kindle is that it's slow. For front to back reading, like novels, it's fine. But reading stuff to reference, like learning Japanese and wanting to go from the text to the kana or kanji charts, it's a damn pain, even with bookmarks. It's slow, cumbersome. And even that's been dramatically improved from just last year. Still, I use the PC Kindle app too and it's blitzing fast compared to the Kindle. Still isn't easy, but I can still haul faster than flipping paper if I know the reference number.

      "Books are really light"

      No, they aren't. Plus, are people really this weak and lazy?

      Books aren't that light, and they aren't that easy to hold above you depending on the book's thickness and binding. A Kindle is the same. I read mine on my back, with one hand. Sure, a paperback is light, but my Molecular Biology, Genetics, and Biochem books are all each heavier than the DX by far.

      Even with paperbacks, I usually have some difficult keeping the paperback open while page turning with one hand. No problems with the DX.

      Maybe to hammer the point home, a newspaper is light, but cumbersome. I'd rather read the WSJ on the ipad or Kindle than the actual thing in bed or at the breakfast table.

      I think the weight issue is a stupid complaint. Even the ipad, which I would have bought had it a 720p screen and Flash support, while probably heavy, isn't going to be much of an issue. It may seem heavy it first, but you get used to it, and a little endurance and muscle aren't bad things.

    5. Re:Lab coat pocket? by centuren · · Score: 1

      A DX weighs under 19oz. I have the US/domestic wireless version. The international version is listed on Amazon's site as 18.9oz. In US units, 16 ounces in a pound. It doesn't even break 1.5#, much less your claim of 2#.

      Thanks for pointing this out, albeit in the form of something of a Kindle-fever rant. I stand corrected; when looking at Amazon's product page I confused the shipping weight number as the product's weight.

      The iPad is heavier, but as others pointed out, still much lighter than textbooks (or programming books, for that matter).

      I'd rather read the WSJ on the iPad or Kindle than the actual thing in bed or at the breakfast table.

      Ah, to each his (or her) own. The wonderful core behind what new devices have to offer in real terms.

      I only brought the Kindle into my post because it is successful and obviously people like it, so it's comparative weight may shed light on how well people buying the iPad will, as you say, get used to it's cumbersome aspects. I appreciate the correction, as that weight fits in better with what I expected.

      A Kindle is not an iPad however, and people writing about the iPad keep talking about its potential to move computing into areas we don't tend to use computers (like the comment about doctors and nurses as they're up and about). The Kindle replaces something, a book (or a newspaper), etc. It's a reader, it had a definition or purpose before it existed. The iPad is yet to fall into its niche. Considering the many theorized uses for it, weight might well be more of an issue, just as text input is much more of an issue than it is with the Kindle.

      I know people will use it and love it, I'm just more interested in how it will be used, and what it will be used to do.

  37. As others have pointed out, this is largely shite. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    The flash, I mean. I have used flash blocking for years. I do a lot of stuff online, and I rarely, if ever, actually open any of the flash apps. They're about 99.95 percent advertisements. The video that I want to view is mostly available in HTML 5 these days. I think it's been several months since i opened a flash app. My wife, who knows nothing about computers apart from how to apply stickers to them, also uses flash blocking (my suggestion in response to browser slowdowns and inconveniences she was complaining about), and she misses nothing. I don't think she even realizes you can click on them to view them.

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  38. Hope for the future by Bob-o-Matic! · · Score: 1

    This is not just a tablet computer, this is a big-ass iPod

    This is also exactly why so many slashdotters hate the thing. It's nothing more than an ipod so big I can't even fit it in my pocket. Why in the world would I want that?

    Because your argument against the iPad is basically a repeat of others' rants, and because the argument itself is just plain pathetic, I hope that in the very near future clothes with an iPad-sized pocket dominate so that for the next ten years you will be able to show us all how contrary you are simply by having an empty iPad pocket.

    1. Re:Hope for the future by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Pants already exist with pockets that big. Nobody I know wears them.

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    2. Re:Hope for the future by DinDaddy · · Score: 1
  39. Doesn't Kindle app run on iPad? by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Everyone is clamoring over the iPad calling it a Kindle-Killer but the device is more than an eReader.

    How is it a Kindle killer? Amazon publishes a Kindle app for the iPhone where you can buy digital books from Amazon, doesn't this app run on the iPad? Kindle is more than a hardware device and I have to wonder if Amazon really wants to be an electronic device developer and manufacturer.
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    1. Re:Doesn't Kindle app run on iPad? by toriver · · Score: 1

      The latest update of the Kindle app said it was made iPad compatible at least.

  40. Much rather have a Dynabook. by julesh · · Score: 0, Troll

    [Alan Kay's] hypothetical DynaBook bears striking similarity to what Apple finally came up with.

    Except that the Dynabook would have been end-user programmable, with Kay intending to invest substantial research into designing a programming system simple enough for almost anyone to use.

    1. Re:Much rather have a Dynabook. by WeirdJohn · · Score: 1

      Which he did. It is called Smalltalk.

    2. Re:Much rather have a Dynabook. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Aspects of which was merged into C to create Objective-C. Which Apple uses extensively these days instead of the Object Pascal of old.

      (It still frustrates me that ParcPlace and DigiTalk killed their baby by not only making incompatible systems but also charging an arm and a leg for the privilege. Thus opening the avenue for the more complex but free C-family languages, like C++ and Java, to rule instead, leaving Smalltalk to live on, huddled in the corner as Squeak.)

  41. Pay, pay, pay. And don't skip the ads by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of the people here are missing the point. The iPad is all about paying for content. And the content isn't cheap. The Wall Street Journal costs more on the iPad than on paper. $5 a month seems to be a typical price for online magazines. The iPad creates a direct connection between content providers and your wallet.

    And there's no ad-blocking. You will will watch the ads. The "app" concept means that the program, not the user, has control. If the program wants you to look at the ad for 10 seconds, you will look at the ad for 10 seconds.

  42. Apple Worship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I don't like is all the publicity claiming it's going to change the way we use technology. Yes, it looks like a cool device and when the price comes down I'll probably buy one if there isn't an Android tablet out yet. But to try and claim it is some revolutionary device and it is going to change the way I use computers is basically calling me an idiot and that Apple will now tell me what I want. So it's not the device itself that brings out the hate in a lot of people, it's the way people worship anything that Apple creates as an instant necessity to daily life.

  43. Tinkering by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been 'tinkering' with computers since 1974 when I built an A-to-D & an D-to-A interface card for an IMP-16p Microprocessor.
    I still tinker with several FOSS Projects as well as writing Unix Server software for a living, but since I've moved from PC to a MAC, I don't have to tinker with it anymore. It does what I want it to without having to fight the frigging O/S all the time. Anti-virus software does not get in the way like it did before. I know I could tinker with the MacBook that this is being written on but there is no need. no need to install ATI or Nvidia graphics drivers, constantly update the AV Software etc etc. No Windows Genuine Advantage crapware. Phew, I can get on with using the thing rather than having to manage it. All I do is connect up my external hdd once a week and run a time machine backup. Easy. Simple and OOTB!

    I won't be buying an iPad but I know quite a few people who would find it just what they want. Many of them have PC's running Windows 98 or XP and are looking for a new device to surf the web and send some emails. I think that an iPad might very well be an ideal replacement device for them. They are not tinkerers by any means.

    The Computer market is maturing. Apple have recognised this and IMHO, are right on the nail with the iPad.

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    1. Re:Tinkering by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      What a sensible, reasonable remark. WTF are you doing here in /.? ;)

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  44. have you considered the possibility? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why in the world would I want that?

    It's quite possible that you don't want it. Here's a thought: don't buy one! What's the big deal?

    1. Re:have you considered the possibility? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Because Apple fanbois like you will make fun of me for not having one if I don't go buy one now.

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    2. Re:have you considered the possibility? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Well if you can't handle being made fun of by someone you call a "fanboi," by all means, go buy one!

      Guess what? I'll still make fun of you, not because you don't have an iPad, though. Just because you're a fucking douche.

  45. Dave Winer's 1-Tweet iPad Review by theodp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dave Winer's 1-Tweet review: 'As much as it pains me to say it -- this fcuker is pretty fcuking cool.'

    1. Re:Dave Winer's 1-Tweet iPad Review by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      Beat this one-liner by Archimonde, some guy from slashdot.org:

      'Large ipod touch and still more expensive".

      Opinions are like asses - everyone has one. Even idols have them too.

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  46. Re:As others have pointed out, this is largely shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well it sounds like she is as thick as you are - birds of a feather, as it were.

  47. I blame the economy by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    It does less than a similarly equipped laptop, and for only twice the price!

    Speaking as someone who wants an iPad but won't get one for that very reason, I say mod that guy up.

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  48. MS needed the heir of Slyth.. er jobs by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, MS should have hidden it in a shell company that was hard to trace back. Then they could get a loft and hire some trendy interior decorator to design the layout. Then they'd need to hire a 20-something male model who can talk technology to be the "founder". Kind of a "Jobs" the next generation.

  49. Actually you have it backward. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    I'm an iPhone user (but not a Mac OS or Mac user) that posted to Slashdot around the time of announcement that I probably wouldn't buy an iPad. The more I've learned, however, the more I'm inclined to get one. My iPhone is the central informational appliance in my life and has been since I got it a year ago; I only turn on the PC when I absolutely have to for content creation (I'm a writer/editor). But the PC now seems so inconvenient, slow, and encumbered by a lousy user interface.

    When at home, I often find myself wishing I had the iPhone user interface on a larger device. I now think I'll get an iPad as well sometime in the next 6 months. iPad = home computing, iPhone = mobile computing, PC = serious work. Each has a role. But I can totally see myself tied to the iPad after 5:00 PM. Only complexity is that I also have an investment in e-readers, which I love, and I don't know that the iPad can compete with e-ink for serious reading... yet it seems like overkill to own both e-readers and an iPad. If only someone would come up with a fast-refresh color e-ink touchscreen and build it into the iPad, I'd die a happy user.

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  50. I'll buy one by dread · · Score: 1

    once someone has bothered jailbreaking it. Prior to that - no chance of me spending my cash on it as my interest in feeding Mr Murdoch and his ideas is exactly zero.

    It's an interesting step. I think we will see devices down the line (add cameras, eye tracking and general inventiveness) that come close to a cut down version of Neal Stephenson's "Diamond Age" ideas. But right now it's nowhere near that. Just an interesting piece of hardware that I can use as a glorified screen/reader/remote. Which is pretty much what I will do. If someone hacks the damn thing.

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  51. Re:Pay, pay, pay. And don't skip the ads by fermion · · Score: 2, Informative
    The reason that many products, specifically Linux, have not value in the consumer market is that there is no connection between the consumers wallet and the content provider. Everyone on /. may disagree, but as a software developer and a writer I expect to get paid. Maybe not huge amounts, but I need money to live and buy toys.

    Not everyone wants cheap content. For those that do there are many different venues. The people that the WSJ is aimed at does not live in a world of cheap content. In fact, like doctors, they want over priced everything so they can justify their overblown salaries.

    As far as ads, one thing with the iPad are ad free publication that may be cheaper than even a subscription. This is value. Another thing with ads is that they do pay for the content, and are in fact useful to many people. An individual may say that they ads are useless to them, and if that is true then the publisher does not really care if you read the journal or not. In most journals I read, the ads are educational. The local newspaper is still relevant because it connects consumers and products. So while ads on the computer are getting a bit out of line, they are not horrible. Even on netflix, where they want to spend five minutes talking to me about birth control, I just turn down the volume in that window and read something.

    We really don't know what the ad and price model for the iPad is going to be. I can tell you that I would rather have the iPhone than anything with flash as it does block the ads. Since I like to get paid for I do, I don't have a moral bias against others getting paid for what they do, and therefore do not have a moral bias against ads. I know many people would not help to lift a finger to help others unless there was payment involved, but whose wallets close when anything expenditure is expected from them.

    In any case, it looks like content may be expensive on the iPad, but as is said, that does not mean that one can't browse the web as normal. One might even think of become a creative agent rather than just someone who complains all the time. It is not hard to set up an ad free website that delivers original self funded content.

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  52. iPad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like a feminine hygiene product.

  53. Too late for me... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These devices both boast superior form factor over options like laptops and cellphones when it comes to reading, especially the Kindle.

    I could have made use of a *good* e-reader if any decent options had become available even last year, while I was still engaged with studies in molecular biology and biochemistry. It would have been great to be able to carry around the content of my huge (and seriously fucking expensive) textbooks for those fields on a convenient device, but the display needs to be in colour and have to have good resolution to be useful. None of the devices I've seen come close.

    From my point of view, the case is closed. I'm not planning on going back to formal studies again any time soon, so my (mostly recreational) reading material can remain on paper, which has a much more congenial feel and smell.

  54. whats the point of the ipad? by mreine · · Score: 0, Troll

    i bought one today but after a few hours, took it back. i see no reason or purpose for it. I have a droid, best phone/os combo ever. i have a win7 laptop that is faster than any mac laptop. all cost significantly less than apple products. it just doesnt do anything that my droid and laptop dont already do. why waste $800 for something that wont be used? windows tablets never caught on for same reason, they are not needed.

    1. Re:whats the point of the ipad? by psergiu · · Score: 1

      So why did you bought it in the 1st place ?

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  55. 1 review by wrencherd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1st impressions of iPad:

    *looks an awful lot like the top of a 13" MacBook Pro

    *weighs a bit more than it looks like it would

    *probably should have popped for the case b/c it seems like one would want to carry it around like a book

    *typing on-screen is easier to get used to than I thought it would be (can't say about long term though)

    *"optimized" gmail works pretty well

    *software-wise I already miss the feeling that open source is available ("I was wrong to break up with you, baby; please, can't we get back together? . . . well then, how about one for the road?")

    *screen-orientation gyro ("accelerometer"?) is a bit testy out of the box

    *not a computer, that's for sure

    *also not quite Bill Atkinson's "magic slate", but almost there

    I would say I probably paid about $200 too much and bought maybe 2 gen.s too early.

    Nature of the beast, eh.

    1. Re:1 review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks, that was one useful post in a 500+ thread.

  56. Our juvenile friend, Cory by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    seems to have a problem with the iPad not being open enough for him. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed out on a lot of recent history.

    Today anything that can accept unrestricted program code from the world at large has the possibility of getting taken over by malevalent forces. It isn't that Windows is insecure, it is that it is a computer without an administrator. Phones have been "taken over" and I assure you, they aren't running Windows somewhere deep within a Blackberry or iPhone.

    Cory wants openness and the freedom to introduce new software. Fine, but without controls the iPad becomes just another platform for stealing things from people. Just like PCs are today. The difference right now is that Apple's iPhone and iPad are rather restrictive appliances. You can't take over and trojan an appliance, use it to steal credit card and bank information or send spam with it.

    What maybe 10% of the world needs is general-purpose open programmable computing. The other 90% needs an appliance that can't have its functionality taken over or its utility subverted. How long will it be before there is a trojan/phishing application for Android? Not long, I would guess. The rewards for doing this will be considerable, even if it is discovered the first week it exists. If Apple can block 90% of the attempts at this - and I suspect they have blocked 100% of them so far - they will keep the appliance world safe.

    Cory seems to want everyone to live in some virus-laden spam-infested world and to have the kind of freedom to program that Richard Stallman values. OK, how many people can really take advantage of this? Well, I guess in that world if you have no programming skills you are a second-class citizen, unfit to do anything except delete the spam that fills your inbox.

    1. Re:Our juvenile friend, Cory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you have no programming skills you are a second-class citizen, unfit to do anything except delete the spam that fills your inbox.

      Correct! Hurry up and die old man.

    2. Re:Our juvenile friend, Cory by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Show which will you choose, freedom or security for your electronics? :)

      Kidding aside, using personal computers (even worse phones) for banking, and over a public connection, is risky and will be risky regardless if the device used is a PC or an appliance. If you want to get to secure digital banking, we'll need locked down, dedicated devices that create a VPN to the bank, given to each customer by the bank.

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    3. Re:Our juvenile friend, Cory by benthurston27 · · Score: 1

      Linux is open and free, Linux doesn't have any viruses that I'm aware of.

    4. Re:Our juvenile friend, Cory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no one fucking cares about Linux.

  57. Re:Pay, pay, pay. And don't skip the ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could not agree more. the ipad is merely the next step in the iTunes/uPayAndPayAndPay business model that Apple has "innovated".
    Maybe I have missed it, but there don't seem to be any articles or reviews talking about the true cost of using the iPad. The "it's not for you, its for the masses" crowd doesn't seem to have a realistic understanding of the average joe's budget.

  58. A True Story by TheABomb · · Score: 1

    I was in Wal-Mart last week when I happened to walk by a customer interested in one of the iThingamadealies (don't ask me which, I didn't get that close a look, other than the shiny white finish). Anyhow, as the cashier showed him the display model, the customer in examining it turned it over to look for the battery compartment. When it was finally drilled into him by the exasperated employee (who really needed to be commended on his patience) that there *was no* removable battery, the customer left immediately, without even considering the competitors' products. There's a moral in that story, but I can't tell if it's something to do with Apple's amazing ability to market its products as one-of-a-kind maguffins or its insistence on making said products islands unto themselves, but as I saw it go down, what was "good" for Apple turned out to be bad not only for Apple, but for the entire industry.

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  59. toys by dixiecko · · Score: 0

    more and more toys comming, the greater pleasure is to use plain old brain without any distractions.

  60. I'll admit... by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

    ... after watching the videos I'd like to have one, but Apple price policy really pisses me off: $139 more for the models with a 3G chip (plus monthly plan) when a 3G chip costs between $5 and $9 (the most expensive one).

    1. Re:I'll admit... by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... after watching the videos I'd like to have one, but Apple price policy really pisses me off: $139 more for the models with a 3G chip (plus monthly plan) when a 3G chip costs between $5 and $9 (the most expensive one).

      I think their pricing policy is brilliant. You save $139 by buying an iPad without 3G chip, when a 3G chip costs between $5 and $9. What a bargain.

    2. Re:I'll admit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably to subsidize the $500 model, which they aren't making much profit on, likely. Apple isn't the only company who does things like this.

  61. Not all geeks hate it. by Compuser · · Score: 1

    IPad looks surprisingly cool. The thing that makes the device for me is the redesigned keynote which can do slide transitions and animations. Couple this with slate form factor and light weight and this looks like a perfect machine to lug around at conferences. I will probably wait until the dual digitizer mods appear though because I want to be able to take notes with this as well.

  62. Dynabook comparisons by xbytor · · Score: 1
    The Dynabook comparisons were interesting Especially:

    Here is what Kay got wrong, as far as the iPad is concerned:

    - Users can write their own programs for the device
    - Kay viewed the Dynabook as a content creation and viewing device, while the iPad is mainly a content viewing device.
    ....

    Apple got so much right with the iPad, but missed a golden opportunity. The hardware and OS are good enough. The fact that the masses can't (effectively) write apps for it means that Alan Kay's vision still has not been realized. Maybe Android on Wacom/ASUS/AMD hardware would do the trick.

  63. iCrippled by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 0, Troll

    > Dutch IT consultant Hans Schoenmakers, 49, proudly declared himself the first person from the Netherlands to own the shiny gadget: "It's better than I thought. I will use it for email while on the couch -- and Internet and reading books."

    Ok. Let's go to work:

    > "It's better than I thought. By buying this, I feel affirmation as an Apple consumer. I will use it for email while on the couch - though I shall spurn any application - communictaions or otherwise - offered by third-party developers like Google unless they have the blessing of Cupertino -- and Internet -- something I could never before -- and reading books -- approved by Cupertino - purchased at an approved iStore with all the necessary DRM. Truth is, I'm lousy at choice so I appreciate Cupertino doing all the hard work for me."

    http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/apples-ipad-hits-the-market-20100404-rl3x.html

  64. You need to wake up! by cbarcus · · Score: 1

    Apple has produced a device in both hardware and software that exceeds in areas of form factor, performance, and functionality. The size is comparable to a magazine and fairly lightweight at 1.5-1.6 pounds. The interface is intuitive and very responsive, and it functions pretty much all day. Apple's mature app-store and the device's elegance are encouraging the morphing of the computing landscape. The iPad will likely usher in the post-Flash web. The Internet has been waiting for this device for about 15 years. This is the dawn of a new era of computing, and those tablets that you mentioned were just the prologue.

    Sure, there are competitors (JooJoo, HP Slate, Dell, Acer, etc.), but they fail in form factor, interface, simplicity, longevity, expandability, or responsiveness. When Google and Microsoft get their act together, we'll finally see some real competition, but they'll be minor players fighting over what is left of the market.

    In the meantime, naysayers will see that neither cameras nor Flash will be necessary for success, but 'fun' is. Cameras will likely be an important and integral feature to appear in future iterations.

  65. Re:As others have pointed out, this is largely shi by cynyr · · Score: 1

    hulu, old netflix, youtube(changing), flash games(line rider), last.fm, pandora, thedailyshow.com, most streaming TV sites. You never use any of that?

    The lack of media formats is what is killing it for me. It supports h264 in a mp4 container just like my ps3, but they do not in any way over lap on the spec, my ps3 needs main or higher level 4 or higher h264 video, the ipad needs baseline level 3 and no more than 30 fps. So that would be, 1 copy ofr the ps3, one for my mythical iPhone, and one for my mythical iPad. The lack of both my ps3 and mythical iPad to support mkv containers is annoying as well, because I could put the whole dvd menus and all in them.

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  66. My wife loves it. by OldBaldGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was a gift. She says i can look at it tomorrow, maybe...

  67. Apple advertising? by dafing · · Score: 1

    Wow! Apple invented the MP3 player, the cell phone and the tablet PC! You learn something new every day here on Slashdot! Back in the real world, Apple produce moderately unsucky versions of consumer devices that have been in the market for years, and throw vast amounts of advertising at selling them.

    Ok, heres the deal. I live in Soviet New Zealand, we have crappy 3G, still no Kindle, basically no Android devices, certainly not the Droid or Nexus One, JUST got the Tivo (although not the latest version!) and right now, I've gone over my 10GB a month "bandwidth cap" and have been reduced to "dialup speeds". I've really enjoyed watching my network access speeds in Activity Monitor, less than 10KB per second up or down. Wonderful stuff!

    In New Zealand, at least the part I live in, we have essentially ZERO Apple advertising. Apple Haters, feel free to move here, you'll love it. We might get an ad or two for the new iPhone, when it comes out, but thats really it. Hey, I wont be surprised if its a year before we get this "iPad" :)

    And yet, if you offered to the average person on the street, a Nexus One/Droid/Pre/Storm 2 in one hand, and an iPhone 3GS in the other, there would be no fsking way that you'd get the iPhone back. Based on a random person, in a country where neither device has been advertised (the non iPhones I mentioned are essentially not even goddam sold here!), I'm very sure the iPhone would be chosen.

    I'll let you know in a year or two, when I might get an iPad 3GS++ Pro of my own, but Im quite sure that an uniformed person would absolutely take an iPad over a netbook.

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  68. Apple stores display them at an angle by Boawk · · Score: 1

    After having read this post a couple days ago on using the iPad at an angle, I specifically considered this when checking one out in the Apple store today. The iPads at the store sit on a low cylinder, angled slightly toward the user. It will go unnoticed by those test-driving the iPad, but the angle definitely enhances the experience. I took it off the stand and used it on the flat table which was noticeably less comfortable. This issue isn't a show-stopper, but it's definitely something to consider when thinking about how you'll use the iPad.

  69. Hope for the 1980s by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah! Let's go back to the '80s!

    It'll be so hip for everyone to have brick sized devices again! And people can show off how cool they have, by specifically buying clothes with huge pockets just to carry them! And anyone who isn't hip enough to have big pockets filled with their brick sized Istale will feel uncool and "how contrary"!

    Posts like you just show how sad your attitude is, and prove it really is about attempting to look pathetically cool, even though no one actually gives a damn about nerd products or the nerd clothes you specifcally got for it, or your Apple logo shining out your oversized coat pocket.

    show us all how contrary

    Me and the 95% of the non-Apple phone owning population. We prefer to Think Different, you see.

  70. Fucking fuck fuck by mdwh2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Windows was a fucking popular OS, therefore the fucking Zune will be too".

    The comparison to the fucking Ipod - Apple's sole mainstream product, their one hit wonder - is an all too common fallacy, but fuck, it's laughable if you fucking think about it.

    [edited to include more swearing]

  71. Re:As others have pointed out, this is largely shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hulu, old netflix, youtube(changing), flash games(line rider), last.fm, pandora, thedailyshow.com, most streaming TV sites. You never use any of that?

    This may come as a surprise to you, but there are lots of people who never use those sites. Ever.

  72. It's missing way too much by bgspence · · Score: 1

    No Phone
    No Camera
    No Printer
    No Scanner
    No Fax
    No DVD Writer
    Just One Screen
    No Removable Batteries
    No Numeric Keypad
    No Barcode Reader
    No Serial Ports
    No Expansion Cards
    No Disk Bays
    No Norton Virus Protection
    No Led Status Lights
    No Handles
    No Dongles
    No Wheels
    NO CAPS LOCK

    1. Re:It's missing way too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have caps lock and LED status indicators with a bluetooth keyboard or the dock keyboard.

      You can have wheels just the same as with your iPod and iPhone, barcode reader too.

  73. Bought an iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to be clear, about 99% of the people who respond to "So, those of you who have picked up or received an iPad already: how do you like it?" didn't buy it but do have a very strong opinion about it, be it positive or negative?

    I'm holding out judgement until I get one in my hands (and probably be angry if I like it and want to buy one)

  74. It's a giant iPod Touch by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

    I used an iPad for about 30 minutes today in the Apple Store. It's a giant iPod touch.

    I keep hearing how fast the browser is, but I'm not seeing it. Yes, it's faster - compared to the iPhone 3G or even the 3GS. But take, for example, Engadget.

    Engadget loads in about 2 seconds on my ThinkPad in Chrome. Not only does it load, but it's fully rendered, ready for smooth scrolling and instant interaction. The iPad takes 20+ seconds to do the same thing, and while the page is loading scrolling is surprisingly slow. Yes, it's smooth, but the checkerboard pattern is everywhere and it takes forever to disappear.

    Using the browser, you just can't shake the impression that this thing is an iPhone/iPod Touch. Things load slower, everything is annoyingly scaled, it's impossible to do things like drag/drop, and using multiple pages at once is harder.

    Then there are other things, like the fact that you can't use a USB printer/scanner (some of us *do* occasionally print things out), the fact that you can't plug in a USB storage device and copy files around, the fact that it's totally useless as a development environment, or the fact that you can't run multiple apps at the same time.

    It's abundantly clear that this *isn't* a revolution. The revolution happened in 2007 when the iPhone came out and made touchscreen technology work. This is an evolution, a bigger and (usually) better version of a product we all know. And while it's clear that the iPhone's technology makes it a great PDA/Phone, it's also abundantly clear that it does a poor job of replacing a PC.

  75. 3...2...1... Wake up! by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The iPhone had 18% share of smartphone sales in the fourth quarter. Time to wake up.

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  76. Re:Pay, pay, pay. And don't skip the ads by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Maybe I have missed it, but there don't seem to be any articles or reviews talking about the true cost of using the iPad. The "it's not for you, its for the masses" crowd doesn't seem to have a realistic understanding of the average joe's budget.

    There's always money for beer and drugs, electronic or otherwise. Especially when the money is on credit. Among many aspects here, I find that the thing being expensive quite offensive. When selling drugs, isn't the first one supposed to be free? I guess the addiction is already well established and this is just a new kind of needle.

    The populace has been so well trained into the mode of "stupid consumer" that this device will be welcomed with open arms. Go Humans! I'm SO proud of you.

    -FL

  77. The dinner plate and the frying pan by trayser · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine people keep repeating about 'giant ipod touch', 'just another tablet' and not accepting that it is a 'new' kind of device. It is not designed to be a laptop replacement or a phone replacement. It is something new and functions complementary to a laptop or desktop.

    Anyways, here is my blog entry, some might find amusing.
    http://srujan.org/wordpress/2010/04/03/the-dinner-plate/

    When iPad was unveiled on Jan 27th I was following the live blogging of the event and a thought struck me. I felt that though it is a new device, it fulfills a very old need. The need that we had as early as the time when desktop computers were invented. I felt like we were living in a weird world where up until now nobody understood the basic need of such a device and nobody invented it. The world was as weird as the world where dinner plate was not invented.

    Imagine this world without dinnerware. The people in this world do cook and eat food just like us and they do have very elaborate cuisine with lot of variety. They have well equipped kitchens and dining rooms, but till a few years back had no dinnerware. So what do they use for eating ? They simply use the cookware. Pots and pans are used for cooking and also for eating the food. It is not that these people are of any primitive kind. They have state of the art multipurpose cookware that can help make a wide variety of foods. “Why do we need a different utensil to eat food ?”, some of them say, as they feel the pots and pans are perfect for eating.

    This world is not without problems. There are many people who are not cook-savvy and still need to eat food. They don’t know how to properly handle the cookware and get burnt while touching the hot surfaces. They don’t know the proper way of using spoons and forks in the teflon coated pans and sometimes accidentally scratch them. But who cares about the less cook-savvy people anyways. They can ruin their cookware as they wish or maybe use wooden spoons. Besides, the cookware is so cheap they can replace it every few months.

    It is not true that these guys had no items specially made for eating food rather than making food. They did have cups and glasses, but there was no substitute for a nice frying pan if you want to eat your main course. It was about this time when a small plate, better known as saucer was invented. The saucer was a huge success. People liked the idea that it was flat and attractive and easy to clean. The less cook-savvy didn’t have to worry about spoiling the coating and there was no need of a proper way of using the forks. They could even eat the main course in it if they wish. They just had to eat small portions at a time.

    Some cookware makers did understand the need of a cheap pan that was more suited for eating purpose. They made a small plastic pan called net-pan. The net-pan was not really suitable for eating as it had the handle, but the makers thought that just by reducing the size and making it cheap, a fry-pan could be used for eating and maybe for some light cooking. But then some weird guy thought that the net-pans are just a piece of junk and he came up with an idea of a Dinner Plate. He said the dinner plate fits between a saucer and a pan. Immediately, some started thinking it is a failed product. They said : “It is neither a saucer, nor a pan. What is the use of such an expensive item when you could not make an omelet in it ?”, while others thought “It is just a large saucer”. Many food and dining critiques are still contemplating the real use of this new object.

    If you haven’t noticed, we have been living in such a weird world. Just replace the pots and pans with desktops and laptops and the saucer and dinner plate with smart-phone and iPad. We did have sufficient variety of computers to produce data and content, but had very few options to consume them, and among them was missing a device for large scale consumption of dat

  78. Re:Pay, pay, pay. And don't skip the ads by 1+inch+punch · · Score: 1

    If you have a problem with WSJ costing more than the print edition, then don't subscribe to it. It is WSJ itself that determines the price, not Apple. The market will find the equilibrium.

    As for ad-blocking, there are always proxy servers like Privoxy that can filter out ads.

  79. Of course there is ad-blocking by edremy · · Score: 1

    The iPad doesn't have Flash.

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  80. 1968 tablet design by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1
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  81. WARNING: No he can't. by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

    So he can get one device with no cables or router that does everything he needs and is easy to learn.

    Sorry, but he can't. The iPads require connecting to iTunes before they'll do anything. It's the first thing they prompt you to do out of the box. Also, if there are ever any problems that require an update, a restore, or anything else, he'll also need that computer with iTunes to have any hope of fixing them.

  82. correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Buckminister Fuller say "The best way to predict the future is to design it" ?!

  83. big ipod by luther349 · · Score: 0

    well im not trying to be anti ipad hear but apple did not pull out anything new with this device. they took a ipod and gave it a bigger screen. and there is better tablets out there that are pcs not a ipod extra large. but i guess if you want a really big ipod have at it. but i would say getting a laptop that folds into a tablet would be a better option both are priced around the same both whont fit in your pocket but the laptop is well a laptop. if apple had packed a imac into a tablet at this price point then i would be excited abought this product. so thats what the geeks as you say are complaining abought, if you own a ipod or iphone and most of us do there is no point in getting a ipad you are rebuying the same product just larger. i think apple is trying to revive the tablit pc market riding off the fame of the ipod. but i dont think its going to work, the main issue with tablets has always been the fact they where vastly underpowerd compard to a notebook, this has been changing and apple could have done alot more.

  84. Fetishism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actual utility of the product aside, what scares me is the absolute fetishism about the ipad. Apple has (ingeniously) depended on marketing and the fact they're Apple and get instant attention and free media coverage to create huge markets for products that people didn't need or want.

    I have a handful of friends who desparately want an ipad without knowing why. That's just unnerving to me...but I guess that's nothing new in this economy.

    The shady paying off of colbert to rave about the ipad and mock it's competitors was freaky too.

    As for the product itsself, it's nifty I guess, but I don't need one.

  85. $500 in 1972 != $500 today by Voline · · Score: 1

    Kay proposed the same price nominally for the Dynabook as today's iPad. But, adjusting for inflation, $500 in 1972 was about equal to $2535 today.

  86. Not a Troll. More like an Apple Fanboy Moderator by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    Troll my ass. It's a completely legitimate take. This is why Slashdot should bump moderators who can't tell the difference between a troll and an alternate point of view.

  87. Mod abuse by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Mod abuse yet again - I get modded flamebait for parodying the OP's swearing, yet using "fuck" - when it's in support of Apple - is perfectly fine.

  88. Re:Apple has declared war on tinkering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? They stopped using UNIX under the candy-colored GUI? I can't open up my MacPro and insert whatever device I buy or build? My MBPro is less upgradeable than the Dell that weighs three times as much?

    Good to know...