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  1. Re:Oh oh! on Prototype Rollable Paper-like Display Ready Early · · Score: 0

    >This is going to completely ruin the blonde joke involving computer screens and white out!

    >>Yeah but it will introduce a new joke about the blonde wiping her ass with her monitor.

    Why did the blonde shove a bluetooth rollable display up her ass?

    The revengeful /. sysadmin she rejected told her to secure her backdoor...
  2. Re:The new compression method is pretty fantastic. on OpenSSH 4.2 released · · Score: 0

    FTA: Added a new compression method that delays the start of zlib compression until the user has been authenticated successfully."

    Who care's about compression algo(s). SSH was designed with security in mind, and it's about time they add this pause, since who really knows what's up wif zlib these days...
  3. Re:Baidu and Google and Baidu on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 1, Funny

    >If Baidu.com basically links you directly to illegal music and movies what's stopping us, I mean certain people's, from using it?

    The fact that the Chinese government remixes all mp3's in Mandarin first, to avoid possible WTO sanctions. Would you want to download _this_ from Baidu?

    nirvana_smells_like_teen_spirit.mp3

    Hoi, chingy...chong, pingy...pong, chi chi tzuuuUUU mah tsi wha...
  4. Re:I just returned from China on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 0

    > Most of the computers we came across in China were indeed using Baidu as their start up page.

    >Just saying...

    Just saying what? Who's "computers we"? And why haven't I seen this on the news lately? ...and, now for our top story...Computers from China are immigrating to the United States in search of their google master.
  5. Re:No. But maybe Asus can help here... on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Bai" is like "Thai", which means "spicy hot". "Du" is like "dookie", which is what "Bai" food tastes like. Maybe. I dunno. I just translated it by taking those two words from my Asus motherboard manual, flipping back to the English section.

  6. Re: Starving poor google CEO's?! on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 0

    >Google owns a minority stake in Baidu, it should be noted.

    Google couldn't afford to buy a bigger stake? Mmmm...stake...

    Where's this mighty fine Baidu restaurant of which you speak?

    mmMMm...stake...
  7. ScuttleBrained... on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 0

    Apparently, "ScuttleMonkey" forgot to provide a link to said Yahoo article. So, instead, I will ask all these fine /.'ers out there to fill me in. What's up? More google overlord type article thingies?

  8. Re:to dubya hugs and kisses on LGP Announces New Competition · · Score: 0

    Mod parent "Insightful". I used to pronounce "W" as "duhboolyew", but his way is much faster!

  9. Re:Bad bad page design (for hight traffic) on LGP Announces New Competition · · Score: 0

    Is the first solution...actually providing one?

  10. Re:Got it on LGP Announces New Competition · · Score: 0
    Actually, that was my first inclination as well. These images may very well be a stereogram.

    I was actually, believe it or not, able to make out 3 images. They appear to be land masses of some sort, kind of like a Risk board game layout. Seriously. Stare at it for thirty minutes or so. You'll see...something...I guarandamntee it!

  11. Been there, done that, got the Book! on MySQL and SCO Join Forces · · Score: 0

    "Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.
    Mahatma Gandhi"

    Luke 6:27-36 Patent pending...
  12. Re:Safe Mode? on Glitch Forces Mars Probe Shut-Off · · Score: 0

    It's no "glitch". I've struck gold! Black gold, I tell ya! muahaha...muahaahahah...

  13. Re:GNU Public License?! on Mambo Changes its Name to Joomla! · · Score: 0

    It's how Stallman acolytes rewrite everything to their liking: GTK (Gnu Took Kit), GParted (GNU Partition Editor), GDP (GNU Domestic Product), GED (GNU Equivalency Diploma), etc (on and on and on and...)...

    What's next?

    GWB - GNU Walker Bush
    GNAA - GNU . Association of America

    ...prepare yourself for the future, my friend.

  14. Re:Of Course on Mambo Changes its Name to Joomla! · · Score: 0

    Oogley Boogley sounds more professional if you ask me...

  15. Re:The word has been redefined on Fuddruckers Called Out on Hotlinking · · Score: 0

    And Homer says, "mmMMmmm...hotlinks...ohHHlkkkkhkhkhhkhhhohhhhHhH. .."

  16. Re:What the??? on The View from the Top of Husband Hill · · Score: 1
    Now if they can find a Fries Electronics[...]

    Fries Electronics? Indeed! I've heard of "burning in a system", but this smoking hot DFI motherboard is more than I reckoned for...

  17. Re:Everything you didn't want to know about Gandhi on The View from the Top of Husband Hill · · Score: 1
    What will Gandhi say?

    Not much, I suppose. However, the worms finishing off his jawbone might let out a burp or two...

  18. Re:Mod parent down on The View from the Top of Husband Hill · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The cheapest today in my area of Ohio was $3.30 for the cheap 87 grade gas [...]"

    No problem, my friend. I'll bring Opec to it's knees! Just before it was launched, I duct taped a geopenetrometer on the backside of Spirit. I'm using my h4X0r3d RCA TV remote to survey Alien fossil deposits...

    Soon, I'll be rich! Gold! Black Gold, I tell ya! muahahaha... muahahahahaha...