Longhorn: noun. A 64-bit clone of a collection of 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor. Written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
# Take this garbage from stdin... music = sys.stdin.read() musicPart = music.split()
# Run it through that quick hack I wrote last night at 2. musicAnalyzed = analyze.music(musicPart)
# Good thing the PHB doesn't know that python is human-readable. score = random.randrange(1, 50)
# The sad truth. if pop in musicAnalyzed:
mediaScore = score * 100 elif major_labels in musicAnalyzed:
mediaScore = score * major_labels.moneyspent(music) else:
mediaScore = score / 10
# Time out output our results; then I'll make a quick stop # for my masters degree.
# This may be bullsh*t, butthe media will buy it:)
Its UnBOOlievable that Sony would pull the trick of letting a vampire company suck the life-blood of out a normal villagers computer, instead of treating the users to a safe use of their music.. They should be helping to prevent zombies on the web.
I might just use google's spider to carve out my solution to this proverbial black cat move of the industry.
But, witch query should I do!?!
Using our factory prooven VapoMax technology, we use common metals to generate hydrogen to power your car on! Our PATENTED fission-fusion transduction method uses a ion-converter coil to bring you: THE CAR THAT MAKES ITS OWN FUEL!
A unique system that can produce Hydrogen inside a car using common metals such as Magnesium and Aluminum was developed by an Israeli company based in. The system solves all of the obstacles associated with the manufacturing, transporting and storing of hydrogen to be used in cars, plus it runs Duke Nukeem Forever on a new POWER-based-ARM processor with 500 gigs of visio-ram harddrive access. When it becomes commercial, real soon now(c), the system will be incorporated into cars that will cost nothing to run, and will be completely emission free-- they even reverse pollution!
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Longhorn: noun. A 64-bit clone of a collection of 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor. Written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
Slashdot says: You know what you doing.
Right....
Does it run....
D'oh.
Image a Beowolf cluster...
D'oh.
#!/usr/bin/python
:)
import sys
import random
import analyze
# Starting Definitions
# Take this garbage from stdin...
music = sys.stdin.read()
musicPart = music.split()
# Run it through that quick hack I wrote last night at 2.
musicAnalyzed = analyze.music(musicPart)
# Good thing the PHB doesn't know that python is human-readable.
score = random.randrange(1, 50)
# The sad truth.
if pop in musicAnalyzed:
mediaScore = score * 100
elif major_labels in musicAnalyzed:
mediaScore = score * major_labels.moneyspent(music)
else:
mediaScore = score / 10
# Time out output our results; then I'll make a quick stop
# for my masters degree.
# This may be bullsh*t, butthe media will buy it
sys.stdout.write(str(score))
How long does it take the police to figure out that my drive is not corrupted, it just isn't running Windows.
Go look up the OSI listing. Theres a license for just about ANYTHING anyone would want.
Please do not make a new license for no good reason. It is just adding to the problem.
But the question is, how will this affect the online remix community, (ocremix.org, vgmix.com, etc)?
Technically, thats GNU/CPU-XMark.
Its UnBOOlievable that Sony would pull the trick of letting a vampire company suck the life-blood of out a normal villagers computer, instead of treating the users to a safe use of their music.. They should be helping to prevent zombies on the web. I might just use google's spider to carve out my solution to this proverbial black cat move of the industry. But, witch query should I do!?!
You see here the corpse of a server.
##--------
##........+
#`|.........|
##.........|
#@|......./|
##|........|
##--------
Slashdot the Slashdotter St:13 Dx:9 Co:12 In:15 Wi:18 Ch:8 Lawful
Dlvl:87 $:0 HP:13(13) Pw:2(2) AC:9 Exp:1
(damn its hard to avoid lameness filter)
Another virus to try to run with Wine on my linux box :D
Sync a folder on the hdd, and it will solve alot of menial tasks.
A free version of VMware perhaps?
vmplayer.com
ocremix.org
/. :)
vgmix.com
etc?
Seems they would know better than
You know what else the constitution states?
It is the supreme law of the land.
Read: You can't usurp its laws with your own.
Federal laws can modify that, so that you can do what you want on private property, but on public property, its laws are supreme.
This is how much stands in the way of most people from changing the dns servers to outside of the US:
/etc/resolv.conf
:)
# echo "nameserver X.Y.Z.A" >
heh. DNS isn't hard to change.
Using our factory prooven VapoMax technology, we use common metals to generate hydrogen to power your car on! Our PATENTED fission-fusion transduction method uses a ion-converter coil to bring you: THE CAR THAT MAKES ITS OWN FUEL!
A unique system that can produce Hydrogen inside a car using common metals such as Magnesium and Aluminum was developed by an Israeli company based in. The system solves all of the obstacles associated with the manufacturing, transporting and storing of hydrogen to be used in cars, plus it runs Duke Nukeem Forever on a new POWER-based-ARM processor with 500 gigs of visio-ram harddrive access. When it becomes commercial, real soon now(c), the system will be incorporated into cars that will cost nothing to run, and will be completely emission free-- they even reverse pollution!
Soon, you can drive in your eco-friendly Vapo-car, while playing Duke Nukeem forever, past clear mountain streams flowing into cities powered by rainbows!
All your base are belong to us.
Wikiwikiwiki!
:)
I'm not kidding, it would work well.
Serving up a million McPackets a day!
You missed the last part of the linux one.
Its more like:
Linux: Boo.. ting? Oh... that thing I had to do when I first plugged it in six years ago.
And they run linux!
And it runs linux! (both :p)
or a more simple way of stating a similar concept:
2 != 1
0(2 != 1)
0 != 0
I just broke algebra, without even dividing by zero.