Booting off a computer that you removed the hard drive, and then booted with Tinfoilhat Linux after disconnecting any contact with the outside world (ethernet, wifi, etc), and setting up your Faraday cage, and turning the impossible-for-cameras-to-read mode on in TFH Linux, then after your done burning another image into the CRT monitor, and after your done whipping the hard disk (just for good measure;-)), and then inducing a strong electromagnetic field over the whole computer (choose your wavelength, I prefer gamma) before incinerating it, all while wearing your tinfoil hat and using the computer's hardware to generate mindcontrol blocking noise is *BIG BREATH* most definitely safe.
Boss: What happen ?
Flunky: Somebody set up us the contract experation.
Flunky2: We get contract.
Boss: What !
Flunky2: Main screen turn on.
Boss: It's you !!
You: How are you gentlemen !!
You: All my IP are belong to us.
You: You are on the way to signing.
Boss: What you say !!
You: You have no chance to back out make your time.
You: Ha Ha Ha Ha....
Flunky2: Boss !!
Boss: Take off every 'Lawyer'!!
Flunky2: You know what you doing.
Boss: Move 'IP'.
Boss: For great justice.
The Pan-dimensional creatures have officially returned to the cosmic spotlight after a reclusion in the backwater planet of Earth, taking the second most intelligent race with them.
When asked to comment about their unusual extraction method, they issued this statement:
"We have completed our mission, and so have left Earth. Having found the secret to life, we can now return to the mainstream galaxy, and establish our control over the interdimensional biosphere.
In our effort to leave, we caused a weather distortion, and as such have taken the dolphin race with us to act as our agents in galactic control."
When asked to elaborate upon the dolphins, they replied:
"The dolphins were conducting a case study of the primitive humans and how they used the tools at hand to advance their agenda. They allowed themselves to be retrofitted with primitive weapons by the humans, let themselves be 'trained'. They were on the verge of prooving their thesis that primitive government is overrated, and is doomed by corruption though the lack of intelligence in the upper classes of society when we were forced to extract them. While their thesis remains unprooved, they gained valuable experiance in terrorizing with head-mounted implements. We plan to upgrade them from dart guns to lasers in the near future."
When the galactic president, Zaphod Beeblebrox, was asked to comment, he refused to say anything but "I for one welcome our head-mounted laser-wielding attack dolphin overlords."
If your running KDE, or can get kdelibs/qtlibs/koffice to compile on whatever your running, kivio (a flowchart/mind mapping program part of Koffice) sounds like what your after.
It would be a simple change to keep track of all the switches and ports.
Slashdot Mirror
Ninth Grade Band recordings.
Booting off a computer that you removed the hard drive, and then booted with Tinfoilhat Linux after disconnecting any contact with the outside world (ethernet, wifi, etc), and setting up your Faraday cage, and turning the impossible-for-cameras-to-read mode on in TFH Linux, then after your done burning another image into the CRT monitor, and after your done whipping the hard disk (just for good measure ;-)), and then inducing a strong electromagnetic field over the whole computer (choose your wavelength, I prefer gamma) before incinerating it, all while wearing your tinfoil hat and using the computer's hardware to generate mindcontrol blocking noise is *BIG BREATH* most definitely safe.
Konsidering KDE has a KIO Slave for just about everything, I'm sure Konqueror has a good chance of kapitalizing on the oportunity, and integrating it.
Theres this network called Bittorrent. Guess what it was originally invented for?
:)
Linux ISO!
Guess who uses it alot to distrubute data?
Linux Companies!
Some people have already figured this out
Because that is effectivly a developer/distributer license.
End Users can do whatever the f*** they want with it.
Sample Draft:
....
Narrator: In A.D. 2005, contract was beginning.
Boss: What happen ?
Flunky: Somebody set up us the contract experation.
Flunky2: We get contract.
Boss: What !
Flunky2: Main screen turn on.
Boss: It's you !!
You: How are you gentlemen !!
You: All my IP are belong to us.
You: You are on the way to signing.
Boss: What you say !!
You: You have no chance to back out make your time.
You: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Flunky2: Boss !!
Boss: Take off every 'Lawyer'!!
Flunky2: You know what you doing.
Boss: Move 'IP'.
Boss: For great justice.
So long, and thanks for all the solar cells!
http://madpenguin.org.nyud.net:8090/cms/html/47/51 45.html
Its because the attack dolphins that were released are forcing them to.
:p
Didn't you know the Guild of Attack Dolphins is sponsored by Shuttleworth?
Intergalactic News Headline:
The Pan-dimensional creatures have officially returned to the cosmic spotlight after a reclusion in the backwater planet of Earth, taking the second most intelligent race with them.
When asked to comment about their unusual extraction method, they issued this statement:
"We have completed our mission, and so have left Earth. Having found the secret to life, we can now return to the mainstream galaxy, and establish our control over the interdimensional biosphere.
In our effort to leave, we caused a weather distortion, and as such have taken the dolphin race with us to act as our agents in galactic control."
When asked to elaborate upon the dolphins, they replied:
"The dolphins were conducting a case study of the primitive humans and how they used the tools at hand to advance their agenda. They allowed themselves to be retrofitted with primitive weapons by the humans, let themselves be 'trained'. They were on the verge of prooving their thesis that primitive government is overrated, and is doomed by corruption though the lack of intelligence in the upper classes of society when we were forced to extract them. While their thesis remains unprooved, they gained valuable experiance in terrorizing with head-mounted implements. We plan to upgrade them from dart guns to lasers in the near future."
When the galactic president, Zaphod Beeblebrox, was asked to comment, he refused to say anything but "I for one welcome our head-mounted laser-wielding attack dolphin overlords."
Unless your Ballmer, then you can bury them yourself.
...Microsoft announces a new controller scheme for their upcoming Xbox 360 console, based on an advanced motion detection scheme.
Details at 11.
Its a publicly held company. If it starts to fail, stockholders start to jump, taking said money with them.
The next generation of FPS!
Screw your brother, I'm named David.
News at 11: Slashdotters gain 10k by exploiting a loophole in contest, spend on pr0n.
Good ol MN makes another sensibly choice :)
Give me a top end gaming system, and umm... make sure its hardware Linux compatible. Just so I can make fun of those Linux people of course.
*nods at himself agreeingly.*
Just a few moments ago, I was reading about klik: http://dot.kde.org/1126867980/
:)
It sound just like what you are looking for
Similar to the ds. With SM64DS and AWDS at least, it works like a charm left handed (which as one of the ruling 10%, I am very happy about :P)
The UI Designer to coder part at least sounds like what Qt Designer can be used for :)
The rest... wow.
If your running KDE, or can get kdelibs/qtlibs/koffice to compile on whatever your running, kivio (a flowchart/mind mapping program part of Koffice) sounds like what your after.
It would be a simple change to keep track of all the switches and ports.
Proof that Billy is evil!
The iPod yocto
With a name like that, it will FLY off the shelves.
Isn't linking directly to a pirated movie download a bit bald faced for a NEWS SOURCE?