i kan haxx0r teh stopid windoze anywey you watch me. if u thnik taht u-r windoze is secur ill com se u. ilserve wears a strap on dong too. just thout youd like to knwo. his parents are a couple of niec gies.
no way, giving the p00r cRaPpIeS who uz windoze nice thing liek os applicatuns is a bad idea. i kan haxx0r thier stuff anywaze and steel their warez. let them suffer for being teh crappy!!11! i think my brain wil turn indise out if if i hav 2 stop os from going 2 windoze.
i agree. these creation gies are really stupid. to thikn that cell's r iredducible (sorry i cant spell) complex is so lame. in HS biology i leanred that cells hav things like a nuculus and ribososomes and stuff liek that. now obviusly that stfuf can exits on its own cuz how else coudl cell's have come tegehter? bactiria are liek simple cells only much simplir and that makes the case adaquitly ok. cells aren't that complex cause we can synthisize them in any old laborotory anyhow, rite? i don't think theres much else to learn about them. i found some good inforrmation here at this likn that will shut up these morosn. they even drew pictures of cells. see! we kno all about them.
you sure showd that tard. these creation poeple r stupid. i donut knwo y they dont get it. peopel liek us are way smarter then them. evolution is science and belieif in a god is so dumb becuz how can they prove it? we can prove evolution using science. keep showing them suxx0rs whats up. we are smrter then thye r enyday. good post, man.
you too are an idiot, and I suspect you of bestiality. I think your mother is cute and all, but geez!
What you need, in addition to a dictionary, is a strap on dong. A big yellow plastic one. That would be self improvement you can get into.
I open my butt and offer you a turd. I will put it on a silver platter because I think you sound smarter than the other guy. But not by much. It's really a question of who is the tallest midget? Flip a coin. Or the bird. I don't care.
And every time I pee I'll have to scope the donger for pee weevils! It just hangs that way. Don't ask.
If you wanna see a picture I can provide it to you.
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When you think you can't go on any further, just look deep inside yourself. There you will find all the smelly pink stuff you could ever need. - Hobart L. Wigwam, 1907.
You could strap on a large, yrllow, plastic schlong and parade yourself in front of your friends and co-workers while asking them to feed the penguin.
You could strap one on and hum the Grease theme song while riding a rickshaw to the park to play with your frisbee, if you know what I mean.
I digress. Your post makes me wonder: Do you prefer sheep to llamas? Were you ever secretly excited while purchasing a big bite at 7-11? Do you like their nachos? What about their chili? Do you like to swim? How's the south of Australia this time of year?
If you really wanna scare people, you can try to bite them while at the bus stop! And I don't mean pretending. If you actually bite a few people, that might add to the effect.
I dunno about this, really. I am really good at knitting and crocheting so I would advise you to perhaps think about what you would do with the loose cattle anyhow.
Pleasing toes usually read the Wall Street Urinal. Safe bulls play tennis with semi-transparent hobos during the ides of June. Flocks of retards prefer to see your full blown tuberificious anterior. Well, I guess that's it for now. See ya tomorrow, sluggo!11!!
Oh yeah, and I forgot! If we get too close to the trains they blow off our funny hats! But, I guess the plus side is that if you think we look funny wearing those hats, you oughta see us chasin em through the ice pack! Why it's downright hilarious!
Well, I guess I gotta go. Mingurtal says we gotta start the fire so we can make some yak kidney stew.
Tibetans are tired of living in fear of trains! As a Tibetan, I can tell you! Trains are the sole reason my culture has been trampled on by the evil Chinese. They like drive through the mountains and hit our yaks. Pretty soon, the sherpas will have to start eating the dung of Alpine Mongeese. All because of the trains! Make em' stop, please! Make em' stop!
Ill bet teh rest of you are a bunhc of homos who liv in yur parents basements. hwoh carez ab0ut som3 stoopidd planet? if I can haxx0r yoru girlye boxxes i don care. zena or whatev is a homoshow for teh ladees who are carpet lickers so go home. wocka wocka wocka wocka
who cares about the old poepel, buttmuch? I sey shipp em of ta arabia or jipan money shud go too thing like buyinh cars adn stuf. Just my opinun and itds rite.
nerd movie alert! Dog vomit entertainment! Take a dump in your bed and get out of your parent's basement! nerd movie alert! Dog vomit entertainment! Take a dump in your bed and get out of your parent's basement!
I wurk for Long Island Sanitation Service. I pick up trash. I talk trash. It's been said that I smell like trash. I have even been know to eat trash. I never have trouble with office politics. I smile at homeless and frown at the rich people. When I walk by their tables in a restaurant, I fart. Then they blame each other. I belch on the phone and take dumps in other people's toilets. Life is good. I drive fast in the slow lane and drive slow in the fast lane. I turn on my blinker for no apparent reason. I eat lots of beans on Saturday so that when I go to sleep in church I can punctuate my snoring with loud farts. You can come work with me. I will never create a hostile work environment (assuming you don't interpret physical violence as hostility).
Call me strongarm, though bovine arithmatic may be difficult. Mustard peonies leak nitrogen gas from huge spiders. Whoa, I say! Let us sally forth and defeat the squid hot dog salesmen and restore order to the watershed.
Alas, homeless ones, sorry was the day when seemingly clairvoyant mollusks opted out of the crime ring.
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i got in2 yer pc but you have teh same warez as me. get some kewl sutff an i will pwn tehm.
i kan haxx0r your wwurld
i kan haxx0r teh stopid windoze anywey you watch me. if u thnik taht u-r windoze is secur ill com se u. ilserve wears a strap on dong too. just thout youd like to knwo. his parents are a couple of niec gies.
the haxx0rs are gonna end the riaa rain anyway. we r smrter tehn they r and we will keep steling thire warez. /.ers unite!!1!
no way, giving the p00r cRaPpIeS who uz windoze nice thing liek os applicatuns is a bad idea. i kan haxx0r thier stuff anywaze and steel their warez. let them suffer for being teh crappy!!11! i think my brain wil turn indise out if if i hav 2 stop os from going 2 windoze.
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but rwven, we can still be friends
i agree. these creation gies are really stupid. to thikn that cell's r iredducible (sorry i cant spell) complex is so lame. in HS biology i leanred that cells hav things like a nuculus and ribososomes and stuff liek that. now obviusly that stfuf can exits on its own cuz how else coudl cell's have come tegehter? bactiria are liek simple cells only much simplir and that makes the case adaquitly ok. cells aren't that complex cause we can synthisize them in any old laborotory anyhow, rite? i don't think theres much else to learn about them. i found some good inforrmation here at this likn that will shut up these morosn. they even drew pictures of cells. see! we kno all about them.
you sure showd that tard. these creation poeple r stupid. i donut knwo y they dont get it. peopel liek us are way smarter then them. evolution is science and belieif in a god is so dumb becuz how can they prove it? we can prove evolution using science. keep showing them suxx0rs whats up. we are smrter then thye r enyday. good post, man.
I met your parents! They are a couple of nice guys!
Hide the sausage!
Your mom didn't mind when we played hide-the-sausage last night! She liked my boomstick! Oh yeah! Ride my love rocket! It comes out of my pocket!
Ain't skeered to taunt you. Or anyone else for that matter.
you too are an idiot, and I suspect you of bestiality. I think your mother is cute and all, but geez!
What you need, in addition to a dictionary, is a strap on dong. A big yellow plastic one. That would be self improvement you can get into.
I open my butt and offer you a turd. I will put it on a silver platter because I think you sound smarter than the other guy. But not by much. It's really a question of who is the tallest midget? Flip a coin. Or the bird. I don't care.
ROCK OVER LONDON! ROCK OVER CHICAGO!
you are an idiot, and I suspect you of bestiality. I think your mother is cute and all, but geez!
What you need, in addition to a dictionary, is a strap on dong. A big yellow plastic one. That would be self improvement you can get into.
I open my butt and offer you a turd.
And every time I pee I'll have to scope the donger for pee weevils! It just hangs that way. Don't ask. If you wanna see a picture I can provide it to you.
--
When you think you can't go on any further, just look deep inside yourself. There you will find all the smelly pink stuff you could ever need. - Hobart L. Wigwam, 1907.
You could strap on a large, yrllow, plastic schlong and parade yourself in front of your friends and co-workers while asking them to feed the penguin.
You could strap one on and hum the Grease theme song while riding a rickshaw to the park to play with your frisbee, if you know what I mean.
I digress. Your post makes me wonder: Do you prefer sheep to llamas? Were you ever secretly excited while purchasing a big bite at 7-11? Do you like their nachos? What about their chili? Do you like to swim? How's the south of Australia this time of year?
If you really wanna scare people, you can try to bite them while at the bus stop! And I don't mean pretending. If you actually bite a few people, that might add to the effect.
I dunno about this, really. I am really good at knitting and crocheting so I would advise you to perhaps think about what you would do with the loose cattle anyhow.
Pleasing toes usually read the Wall Street Urinal. Safe bulls play tennis with semi-transparent hobos during the ides of June. Flocks of retards prefer to see your full blown tuberificious anterior. Well, I guess that's it for now. See ya tomorrow, sluggo!11!!
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Oh yeah, and I forgot! If we get too close to the trains they blow off our funny hats! But, I guess the plus side is that if you think we look funny wearing those hats, you oughta see us chasin em through the ice pack! Why it's downright hilarious!
Well, I guess I gotta go. Mingurtal says we gotta start the fire so we can make some yak kidney stew.
Free the Beastie Boys!
Tibetans are tired of living in fear of trains! As a Tibetan, I can tell you! Trains are the sole reason my culture has been trampled on by the evil Chinese. They like drive through the mountains and hit our yaks. Pretty soon, the sherpas will have to start eating the dung of Alpine Mongeese. All because of the trains! Make em' stop, please! Make em' stop!
this is it!!!11!
Check this out! This is a picture of my recent holiday to the south of France! It printed beautifully.
you said swallow! haha.
Ill bet teh rest of you are a bunhc of homos who liv in yur parents basements. hwoh carez ab0ut som3 stoopidd planet? if I can haxx0r yoru girlye boxxes i don care. zena or whatev is a homoshow for teh ladees who are carpet lickers so go home. wocka wocka wocka wocka
who cares about the old poepel, buttmuch? I sey shipp em of ta arabia or jipan money shud go too thing like buyinh cars adn stuf. Just my opinun and itds rite.
Id10t! Ill bet i culd haxx0r your box aynday!!11!!1
nerd movie alert! Dog vomit entertainment! Take a dump in your bed and get out of your parent's basement! nerd movie alert! Dog vomit entertainment! Take a dump in your bed and get out of your parent's basement!
I wurk for Long Island Sanitation Service. I pick up trash. I talk trash. It's been said that I smell like trash. I have even been know to eat trash. I never have trouble with office politics. I smile at homeless and frown at the rich people. When I walk by their tables in a restaurant, I fart. Then they blame each other. I belch on the phone and take dumps in other people's toilets. Life is good. I drive fast in the slow lane and drive slow in the fast lane. I turn on my blinker for no apparent reason. I eat lots of beans on Saturday so that when I go to sleep in church I can punctuate my snoring with loud farts. You can come work with me. I will never create a hostile work environment (assuming you don't interpret physical violence as hostility).
I'll fart in your car!
I belch in your space!
I'll open my mouth
And yell in your face!
Spook rice face!
You, sir, are a tard. Er I mean a turd. Wait...now I am confused.
hmm...that like me calling you smart! It just doesn't work!
Plus, you forgot to mention the fact that jello is a liquid. That would have stregthened your argument!
You sir, are a genius!
You spank your mom's monkey! You handle your brother's ham! You suck like a hoover! Pfffttt!
Orange spinsters! Peppery sea cucumbers! Fart fart fart! Who are you, enchilada? PPPFFFFTTTT!
Call me strongarm, though bovine arithmatic may be difficult. Mustard peonies leak nitrogen gas from huge spiders. Whoa, I say! Let us sally forth and defeat the squid hot dog salesmen and restore order to the watershed.
Alas, homeless ones, sorry was the day when seemingly clairvoyant mollusks opted out of the crime ring.
Pfft!