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  1. welcome to kneejerk central!!! on Podcasting Censored by Government · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Oh, look, everyone! The first kneejerk reaction to the article! I love it. Someone who likely hasn't even read the article trying to sound all clever and educated with everyone's favorite look-at-me-i-am-not-clever-but-i-sure-try device, the 1984 reference. Sheesh.

    This guy appears to be a racist pig and the gubby got 'em on a technicality. As it should be. They didn't fine him for his content. They fined him for his failure to obtain a proper license. Had he been an upstanding member of the community and not a Howard Stern acolyte he probably would have gone unnoticed. Society can find ways to cause it's own problems without some idiot inflaming the situation so he can make a name for himself. Good decision.

    Not coming out it favor of censorship, but even things like free speech need to come with consequences. You say stupid stuff, or in this case, allow others to use your voice (podcast, whatev) to say stupid stuff then be prepared for the consequences.

  2. Re:Gas giants and rings on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: -1, Troll
    Jupiter has thin rings, despite being bombarded a great deal more than Uranus or Saturn, though you'd need to talk to an expert in planetary physics if you have much of a hope of finding out why.

    Easy/ Gravity. Gravitational pull, along with available material is the proven origin of planetary rings. You didn't know that? That's ok, fortunately for you, ignorance is not stupidity.

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    I read part of it all the way through
  3. The right perspective... on Intel Takes UWB Standard to ECMA · · Score: -1

    Actually, you don't know what you are talking about. UWB systems are not senstive to a source of interference. I operated a prototype some time ago @ ~500Ghz while experimenting with networking protocols for the US Military. Where the device was being operated there were high concentrations of k-waves as well as higher than normal levels of EMI type B. The ISO for the emerging 802.15.3b clearly states this is not a problem. Since I was one of the contributors to this ISO, I would know. It's ok, not many people are aware of such nuances of what is arguably a very cutting edge technology. Fortunately for you, ignorance is not stupidity. I am quite sure you know something about something. Maybe knitting?

  4. Re:p=? on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: -1

    Wocka wocka wocka, you smell like a dirty socka

    Well, thanks for feeding this troll! Won't you clean my toilet bowl?

    --
    I fart in your general direction

  5. Re:p=? on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: -1

    You haven't heard because the news hasn't made it to the trailer park circuit yet. Maybe I should have talked about diggin bait or cookin meth or huntin possum. Those third grade reading skills of yours get a workout here, eh?

    Thanks for feeding my troll, sluggo! Once he is full grown I will name him after you. glwtta is a good troll name. Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel!!!

  6. Re:FPGAs are key on Sun Open-Sourcing UltraSPARC Design · · Score: -1

    Sorry, but as one of the junior designers of this architecture I have to correct a few inaccuracies:

    The ASIC (or ASC, as we call it) runs at 1GHz frequency tops. Any more than that is putting the transistor bed at risk. We actually made sure the documentation included a warning to avoid this practice, which manufacturers have ignored.

    Most FPGAs block-RAM and LUT-based RAM can be dual-ported at most
    Most FPGAs block RAM and LUT based RAM can be quad ported. This is actually a redundancy-check design. A good hidden feature that you can now take full advantage of.

    With ASIC, 1M logic gates is only ~6M transistors
    6.32M transistors, to be precise. But unless you've actually cracked one open, you wouldn't know that. It's ok. Fortunately for you, ignorance is not stupidity.

  7. Re:p=? on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: -1

    nah, these statistics are not delicate at all. There are smart people and not so smart people. Why couldn't this be dictated by genetic makeup? You ask why did they study ten year olds. I ask why you use 300 as a number? You have to pick something.

    The whole notion of eventual intelligence has been debunked by a recent study at MIT, where I am an undergrad in molecular engineering. It is pretty clear, according to the most modern research, that intelligence is solely determined by genetic makeup. It's pretty cutting edge research, so I am not surprised you weren't aware. It's ok.

    I feel like this does explain most celebrities, though. Most celebrities were born either near toxic waste disposal facilities OR large concentrations of cosmic background radiation (statistically, it's true). While the world in general may laud them, actually there is a real lack of intellectual horsepower, if you will.

    Anyhow, I think I made my point. Feel free to rebut.

  8. Re:Self inflicted? on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: -1

    Yes, you are stupid, but there are two things to consider here (speaking in general, I don't know the specifics of this case, but I can say that you _deserve_ a rusty nail up your butt for making such a retarded post. What you'll ask for/get is, I'm sure, is a yellow strap on dong): firstly, if any of us can make a significant amount of money from doing very little work - your mom can cause she works the corners? The system's broken anyway, others are exploiting it, so maybe we shouldn't be so hard on these people for joining in in calling you a homo. If someone told you that you could have $1000000 for nothing except yanking your wang and getting fucked over anyway, would you really be that bad for taking it? That leads to my second point: whose fault is it that last night your mom's body structures were fucked (i.e. a judge doesn't throw out ridiculous cases _and_ a jury sides with these people)? Could it be the big evil corporations that tell your mom to get out on the corner? I honestly don't know, but the likes of Sony, MS, and your pimp etc. who generally get hit by these lawsuits are all partially responsible for the state of the 'developed' world anyway. Maybe I'm feeling extra queer today, but it just looks to me like the system's screwed anyway, so might as well slap your salami. Your parents are the epitome of selfishness, and many people are going the same way. Perhaps it's time to give up and go with the flow, because I'm losing sight of any other way to stop being a prick here.

  9. Re:why listen? on Kazaa Blocks Australian Users · · Score: -1

    what do you know, you tosser? your mom thinks that giving rusty trombones to passersby is a fun pastime, but since she works the docks as a bachelors wife you know she likes it like that.

    you are a homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo

  10. Re:What? on Film Documents Software Creation · · Score: -1

    I have an idea for a new reality show: one chronicling TheNationalist's mom at her job as a bachelors' wife, working the docks like a good hooker should. heck, she'll even don her son's yellow strap-on dong and give the ladies a poke. last night the rusty trombone she gave me deserved to be on TV. I made her grunt like a pig in Deliverance. HOOWEE!

  11. Re:All together now... on World's Tallest Building Causing Earthquakes? · · Score: -1

    but then again, what do you know? you are just the bastard child of a bachelors wife. i mean, its like your a scientist or something here. gimme a break, get out of your moms spare room in the trailer, and learn something.

    hide the sausage!

  12. Re:Getting into D&D? on RPGs In The 'Real World' · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    So you wanna play D&D, eh?

    1) move into your mom's basement
    2) break off any and all relationships with real people
    3) look at lots of pr0n
    4) develop a fear of humans
    5) watch the Lord of the Rings (cartoon) over and over

    Now you should be ready. Next take your peter and place lots of lighter fluid on it. Then run around the mall naked yelling "Hide the sausage, Uncle Pervy! I wanna light my farts on fire!" Stick a yellow plastic strap on dong up your butt, and moon your grandmother. Finally, get a pet falcon and a leather glove and walk around the mall again mumbling Portugese cursewords to yourself and occasionally barking at passersby.

  13. Re:Ain't Real World on RPGs In The 'Real World' · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh geez, what a bunch of tools you are. D&D, RPGs, get real. Just because you have a powersword that can inflict 10 damage points doesn't help you with moving out of your mom's basement, getting a job or a girlfriend, or being able to do anything meaningful with your lives. And that's ok if you wanna spend your life jerking off to pr0n and haxx0ring windoze. Get a life, Star Trek is more fiction than fact, star wars is CRAP, and RPGs are teh crappy. Get over it and move on.

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    Hide the sausage!

  14. Re:maybe something "easier" than OpenBSD on Wireless/Wired Router Solutions for 2 Networks? · · Score: -1

    whut up d1ckbr3ath? u-r mom gives me teh rusty trombone last nite and oh yeah it was gud. we played hide the sausage all day and she grunted liek a pig in deliverance. ooooo yeah!

    spook rice face!

  15. Re:Terraforming on Vast Subsurface Martian Ice Discovered · · Score: -1

    o how i wanted 2 sho u my pix of large brestesis. i kan sho u all kinds of cool stuff becuz i am a good haxxor. you like rusty trombones? ur mom gives me one prety regurlary u hsuld know. anyhow, talk 2 u l8r cheesebait.

  16. Re:ok on A Continued Look at Linux vs Windows · · Score: -1, Troll

    well i koud haxxor u-r windoze anway. ur prolly a phb anwyhow so a real ahxx0r liek me doenst car what u hav 2 say. smrt poeple liek me no bettr then to lisen 2 u. windoze is teh crappy. linix is da filthy.

    open u-r head and take the turd out wher teh brian was. mayb make a sandwich with it and eat it and dont 4get to tost it. nothn liek a toasty turd open face sanwich. mmm mmm good. toastie!!1!

    hide the sausage!

  17. Re:What's Digg? An ASSBAG Parade! That's What! on MySQL to Counter Oracle's Purchase of InnoDB · · Score: -1

    How bout this: how bout I stick a bunch of scorpions up your poop chute? Then your mom can come over and help me play hide the sausage some more. It's her favorite game and you can watch if you like. I will make her grunt like you do at your job as a bagger at piggly wiggly. I am thinking that I could possibly allow you wear a dress and then I could treat you like my squaw too. What do you think? Hom bout being my cell mate?

  18. Re:Kill germs too? on Company Develops Microwave-powered Water Heater · · Score: -1

    if u want 2 b friends we can, mym mom sez i shuld give evry1 a chance. she also sez taht i shuld move out 2 but u now thats nut gunna happin. i liv in arkansis and tahts liek kansis. only we no how to spell an type rell goud but its ok if u never lerned how.

    u-r grammer sez it all u r a product of kansis. but we cna still b frends. i wll mark u down as friend as a shou of good fath. k,, l8r dude.

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    iyq2

  19. Re:My balls are on fire... on Functional Paper V8 Engine · · Score: -1

    Hey homo! Your mom still work the docks as a bachelor's wife?

    I have two posts a day due to my less-than-perfect karma. I think I am gonna use them to tell you what an asshat you are. hahahahahahahahahahhahah that!

    I like how your mom plays my rusty trombone. Give me a shiny nickel and stop trying to fondle me like Father McClellan does to the alterboys. I won't be quiet this time, I don't care how many Mars bars you buy me. Do me a favor, bend over, stick your hand up into the nether regions, and pull out a turd for me. Then, tell this guy what a turd herder he is by joining me in harassing him. Smear him with your boogers.

    After that come see me, I live in Montreal. We'll have coffee, trade insults, and then you can take me home, as I have some unfinished business with your mother (and I am sure you still live in her basement). Rusty Trombone, indeed.

  20. Re:Here's a silly thought on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: -1

    dude im tellin u; u and i are smrt. i wud have said the saem thing to this nut job. were do peopel get off anyhow i mean this just doesnt make sense. they think god maed evrything and its like just not good science at all since its quiet obviuos that we evolved. my teachers a ll think that evolution is treu and i thnk so to. we shul get togteher and talk about cool stfus liek haxxing and sciense. i bet i could tech u about cool stuff like fosslis ans stuff cause that stuff is cool and really old my mom says. i thnhk this follis i found once by th e winn dixe on sutherland street prett much proves evolution coz its like real old and ive never seen an animal that looks liek it. its must hav evolved into sumthing like a snail or sumthin. ok well i will talk to u l8r, u-r prety cool. i think were a like.

  21. Re:How they handle it at Harvard (Business School) on Is Wi-Fi Ruining College? · · Score: -1

    fish boy,hey there. do they cal u fish boy becuz u-r a gurl or is if cuz u live neer a fish markit an just smeel liek that? i used to be called pizza boy and then i told my mom and she got some doedarent an maurice and teh guys had to sotp call me that. my mom told tier momz too and that helpd. i can undrstadn u so if u smell liek fish its ok and stuf. i am looking for c00l peoople to join my haxx0r club. 1f u |4N r33d th1$ u c3n j01n cuz your smart enuf. ok, i wil try to takl to u l8r fishhead. i hav 2 strt my own cuz the guyz at defcon.org dont understnad me. im 2 smart for them thou, i turn theer brains inside out 0R sumthing. anyhow, by by, talk too u l8r, ok? oh, one more thing, i mark u down as a foe in slasdot cuz its liek a seekret. we dont want them noing about the haxx0r group. mayb i can teech u how 2 haxx0ra windoze pc. u can get warez n stuf. its prety cool. i will talk too 2 yu latr, ok fish egg? its the incredible fish egg, rite? oh, dorry,fish man. got it. ok. c ya lllll8r. thaht s secrit for like takl to u l8r an stuff. ok. bye for now. i wil look upt ofe more posts from u an i wil try an catch u l8r. byb by byyb

  22. Re:A Suggestion on Sony May Sell HD-DVDs · · Score: -1

    i will buy you sum ethix. i think u=r a smrt guy ther, so y wont you repl 2 me just becuz i think u-r a smrt guy. we agree on stuff and i am liek teh smrat 1 in my famlie, i thkin u r jist as smart as me but mayb i kan teach u kewl haxx0r stuff. u can b el33t liek me, u just need to learn mighty maritan. ok talk too u l8r ok bi

  23. Re:All well and good but... on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: -1

    if i saw u on the street mighty martian, i would like to take a crap on teh sidewalk and throw it at you like a monkey throws feces at a littel child at the zoo. we shuld be frends. we r both smrt people and stuff. y wont you ever return me messages i just want to talk to othr smrt people u knwo. i thikn teh pe0pel in congris adn stuff a stuped too. and that othr stuff u said 2. tut tut. heheheheheh he said tut. ok, gotta go. come see me sometyme, k? yes, its me. xoxoxo

    ps, i want to show u more pics so yuo can call me if u like, ok? 312.223.3002, ask for teh wookie.

  24. Re:Maybe a problem on Truckers Choose Hydrogen Power · · Score: -1

    True. But unfortunately, our society is capitalist, not altruistic (and in many cases, those do appear to be mutually exclusive). People will not cut down on pollution unless there is immediate economic benefit. Myopic? Yes. If governments had a clue, they'd make pollution expensive. Real expensive.

  25. Re:A little overstated... on Smart Optical Fibers Could Save Lives · · Score: -1

    dude i design lazers too xcept mine liek blow things up an stuff. 1 time i took this flahslite and put it next to a mirrer and put sum tape on it and it was real brite. i put a magnifing glas in frunt of it an it lit some papr on fire which is almost as cool as blowin struff up/. knmow whta i mean? i agree with you btw, cuz u soound like a smart haxxor or sometihng. can u teach me to do whau u do id ilke 2 learn. dude talk to you l8r. maybe u coud tell me where i can get some fibre so i can like shine lite thru it an stuff 2. ok, dude, see you later. a'm gonna make you one uf my frends on the prefernses page. talk to u l8r.