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  1. This article sounds familiar on Iron Alloy Could Create Earthquake-Proof Buildings · · Score: 1

    "Earthquake proof"? Is that like "unsinkable"? And who among us hasn't broken the "unbreakable" comb, huh?

  2. Re:Just because the math works doesn't mean it's t on The End Of Gravity As a Fundamental Force · · Score: 5, Funny

    The one funny thing about the way the majority of people use math, "close does count", until you get to a certain advanced point. Then we say "this works for all but a few special cases... close enough"

    Obviously Newtonian gravity is much more understandable to your average person than say general relativity and also offers a good aproximation of expected behaviors of the physical world.

    I'd say there is a good chance it is all one Unified Field. When including torque in Einstein's equations (and not assuming you are locked on the spinning object), this guy's solution works from the micro to the macro. Check it out.

    http://www.theresonanceproject.org/

  3. In Soviet Slovakia on Slovak Police Planted Explosives On Air Travelers · · Score: 1

    Bombs plant you!

    (can't be the first one to post that, I know... but I'm not reading this lame thread)

  4. Re:What do you expect. on Novelist Blames Piracy On Open Source Culture · · Score: 1

    ...So, what it really says to me, as that people who are interested in reading enough to go out and buy a $200-$400 device to read books on read more books than people who aren't interested enough in reading to spend $200-$400 on a device to read books on....

    It says they BUY more 3.1 times more books. It does NOT say that they read them.

  5. Let me see if I can straighten it out, then. on 2016 Bug Hits Text Messages, Payment Processing · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Y2K = 1 less character than 2000. Spiffy.

    Y2K16 = 1 MORE character than 2016.

    WTF?

  6. Re:I installed the latest OO, definitely not a thr on Is OpenOffice.org a Threat? Microsoft Thinks So · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I don't have time for that at 8 AM on a work day..

    STFU and get back to work!

  7. woof on Uniforms For the Help Desk? · · Score: 1

    Q: "What do you think a tie actually is?"

    A: "A serpent-like symbol of evil worn by humales."

    I'd say more likely a symbol of ownership. It's a leash.

  8. Hello Nautilus on Gnome Switches Nautilus Back To Browser Mode · · Score: 1

    GOODBYE, pop-up hell!

  9. Truth is stranger than fiction on Climate, Habitat Threaten Wild Coffee Species · · Score: 1

    ELAINE
          Please, ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Listen to me! [They calm down.]
    ELAINE
          We've been thrown off course just a tad.
    PASSENGER
            What's that mean?
    ELAINE
          In space terms, about 70 million miles. [The Passengers appear interested and sensible, nod their heads]
    ELAINE
        The bumps you feel are car-sized asteroids smashing into the hull. The hood of a car smashes through the cabin wall. [The Passengers still appear interested and sensible.]
    ELAINE
          Also, we're heading right for the sun and can't seem to change course. [Passengers still appear interested and sensible. They all put on sunglasses.]
    PASSENGER
          Are you telling us everything?
    ELAINE
          Not exactly. We're also out of coffee. [The Passengers erupt in total panic.]

  10. More like "mistress" on Microsoft Acknowledges Theft of Code From Plurk · · Score: 1

    just sayin'

  11. Re:Programming without music? on Music While Programming? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "While I can accept that music would be less distracting that office chatter, I simply don't understand the concept that music is better than silence."

    Dude, you have not heard the voices inside my head. Otherwise, you would see clearly the point being made.

    BTW, here's my fave: http://somafm.com/

  12. We are donating it on Sci-Fi Author Peter Watts Beaten, Charged During Border Crossing · · Score: 1

    Bring it back!? Who said anything about bringing it back???

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091207/us_nm/us_iraq_usa_equipment

  13. Re:Great... on Engaging With Climate Skeptics · · Score: 0

    "The claims of evolution skeptics and round-earth skeptics is not backed up by observation and evidence."

    This is not true. It's nice and quaint (and traditional) to get on board and lump something that we have evidence of, seeing a round earth from space, and something which we cannot prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, namely, what happened 5 to 10 thousand years ago. What would be scientific and logical of someone would be that, when finding the same type of data that supports current evolution theory, is not to toss it out because it doesn't support the existing theory. This happens over and over again and is circular reasoning.

    I'm wise enough to say I can't know what happened 5 thousand years ago and that just because someone with a degree says something doesn't mean shit. There are more than two possibilities here in this bipolar world.

    Everyone knows the worlds weather is changing. Wouldn't it be something if it was always the same? Lining points up on a graph doesn't prove anything. Say it again kids: correlation doesn't prove causality. Why don't you here people talking about how ALL of the planets in our solar system are heating up simultaneously? That is an observable fact we have now.

  14. k, cost-effective and muliroom on Simple, Cost-Effective, Multiroom Audio? · · Score: 1

    It's called a cable. Look into it.

    Seriously, they come 50 foot lengths with plugs already on them, or add the plugs later. "Y" and male/female adapters are cheap and so are remote volume controls. Goes under floors and inside walls to pass wife test.

    Happy pulling...

  15. Re:Lawmakers? on Lawmakers Caught Again By File-Sharing Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or do they all just mindlessly parrot one another
    Or do they all just mindlessly parrot one another
    Or do they all just mindlessly parrot one another

  16. I admit it on Americans Don't Want Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    I want to see ads for tools and not tampons. I WANT targeted ads!

  17. Horn-rimmed Glasses Says on Licensing Issues Shut Down Pandora Outside US · · Score: 1

    "You have to bypass the Heisenberg Compensaters to create an inertial sump, then reverse the polarity on the Warp Field Generators, then combine the streams(yes, this time you do!) and reroute the output to the deflector dish to emit a focused tachyon pulse that has to be synchronized and modulated with the inertia compensator's artificial gravity generator, pipe your Tor proxy through that and Lynx then flies at near light speeds down the 'tubes'!"

    [rolls eyes and licks lips]: It's almost TOO easy!

  18. Re:"M$" on Richard Stallman Says No To Mono · · Score: 1

    "No. I am not "four years old". Are you?"

    So... your comeback to "Are you 4 years old?" is "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?"

    Sweet!

  19. Absolutely Impossilbe on Google Funding the Next Big One? · · Score: 1

    "...if they didn't know for sure it was safe"

    There is no way they can know the complete soil mechanics in 3D in a deep drilling process. It's not like predicting the path of a billiard ball or something. Unless... of course! They're going to use Google Earth(TM) to map it out!

  20. rsync for dummies on How Do You Sync & Manage Your Home Directories? · · Score: 1
  21. we've always been at war with Eurasia on Does Bing Have Google Running Scared? · · Score: 1

    You guys always crack me up. You think there is a real difference between democrat and republican politicians in this day and age?! Fighting amongst yourselves is exactly what the international banksters that own the banks that own the banks want you to do.

    If your politician isn't standing up and screaming, "Hey, quit printing money out of thin air and charging us interest on it you bastards!", then they are all part of the same problem. Having people tied to the government determine the cost of fiat money (interest rates) is a complete recipe for disaster. The last 35 years are proof of this. The US has over 11 TRILLION dollars in debt and imports more than it exports. You think having a different political party in ANY of the branches of government is going to help this?

    And don't start with the BS about "% of GDP", because the GDP is made up in large part from consumer debt. But please, continue your squabbling, it makes you good global citizens.

  22. Re:Seems to be some confusion here on Google Chrome's Inclusion of FFMpeg Vs. the LGPL · · Score: 1

    "Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

    Answer: Control the money supply and collect taxes. Some things never change.

  23. How about "Off Topic" on Cory Doctorow Draws the Line On Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Trying real hard to find comments about Net Neutrality here but only getting stuff about CD...

  24. conductors use tasers now? on Microsoft Trying To Patent a 'Magic Wand' · · Score: 1

    ... *blink* ...?

  25. No Joke. Real number is 2.3 trillion -rummy on Pentagon Lost Billions, Pennies At a Time · · Score: 1