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  1. Re:Bah! on Lost the Remote? Use Your Face · · Score: 3, Funny

    in soviet russia, tv watches you!

  2. Re:Sweet on The Beginnings of a TLD Free-For-All? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am surprised that there is yet no mention of a goat.secx

  3. obligatory... on Trees' Leaves Grow At a Cool 70° All Over the World · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new 70 degree rotated, 70 degrees temperature, 70 degrees educated, located somewhere between 70 degrees east and 6 degrees from kevin bacon *, tree overlords.

    * theres bound to be a tree somewhere in that movie...

  4. Re:I'll make my own datacenter on Pimp My Datacenter · · Score: 1

    depends on the OS thats on the datacenter.

    obviously you have less chance catching a virus from a hooker than a windows server.

    but linux on the other hand...

  5. Re:Overreactions on Geohashing Meets an Angry Rancher With Firearms · · Score: 1

    My UID is prime... is yours? why yes, my UID is prime; thanks for asking.
  6. Re:*blink blink* on Best Chair For Desktop Coding? · · Score: 4, Funny

    she never said it was his, in fact, she said, 'my', instead of, 'our'

  7. Re:Great...Just effin' great on New Robots Developed To Climb Walls · · Score: 0

    Nothing personal, but with the right person he may not get turned down... Ouch.


    There, fixed that for you.
  8. Re:Room-pressure? on Scientists Create Room Temperature Superconductor · · Score: 1

    gotta start somewhere.

  9. Re:Methane is an element? on First Organic Molecules Found on Alien World · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fact that the element was detected at all There's certainly an element of misunderstanding here.


    What we have here is failure to compound.
  10. Re:1.21 gigawatts on World's Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to US Navy · · Score: 1

    It appears that the navy's fastest battle ship is that of the Iowa class battleship.

    The Iowa class battleship has a maximum speed of 35 knots/hour which comes out to 40.2 miles/hour.

    That is no where near the needed speed of 88 miles/hour to charge the flux capacitors. I think you will be waiting quite a while.


    Disclaimer: I only did quick research using wikipedia. If there is something quicker then the 40 miles/hour, as long as it's less then 88 miles/hour, it doesnt matter!

  11. Re:What? on 'w00t' Named 2007 Word of the Year · · Score: 1

    you must be from soviet russia...

  12. Re:Newsflash. on Can Time Slow Down? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    whoa

  13. Re:Top Ten Turn-offs? on The Top Ten Off Switches · · Score: 1

    "If you find a girl that isn't turned off by it, you should marry her immediately." if shes not turned off by the off switch, perhaps she should be considered faulty and sent back for a replacement? perhaps there is an underlying message here about why geeks have a hard time picking up women. they seem to value off switches. what we need here is some turn on switches.

  14. Re:anyone else hear that on Another Man Dies After Marathon Gaming Session · · Score: 5, Funny
  15. Re:Gun Laws on Many Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting · · Score: 1

    Your are so right. I wish the students and teachers had been packing. The shooter might not have gotten as many kills as the ones caused by students or teachers, who most likely would not aim very well, or would panic and start shooting innocent people thinking they are the shooters.

    There, fixed it for you.

  16. Re:Wait what? on Formula For Procrastination Found · · Score: 1

    That sounds like me also. Ive never considered myself as someone who procrastinates, but rather as a lazy perfectionist.

  17. Re:Can't wait on Google.org, a For-Profit Charity · · Score: 1

    They will sponser ads on rings of various sorts to imprint on the backhand.

  18. Re:Why? on Wikipedia Won't Bow to Chinese Censors · · Score: 1

    Such as the one that states that the population of china has increased 3x in the past 6 months?

  19. Re:I can't find my copy of the memo from Google, on Google Sends Legal Threats to Media Organizations · · Score: 1

    bleh, just now saw that the person above said the exact same thing.

  20. Re:I can't find my copy of the memo from Google, on Google Sends Legal Threats to Media Organizations · · Score: 1
  21. Re:Simple math on Spanish Region Goes Entirely Open Source · · Score: 1

    As a college student, I have based all of my research papers or speeches around computer related topics. Most of my persuasive type projects have been solely on switching the campus from windows to linux.

    Problem is, the network administrator is a dumbass who just sits in his office all day and watches dvd's. Meanwhile, the "back up image" that is ghosted over the network to a computer that malfunctions was created from a computer that had already been loaded with all kinds of spyware and other junk on it. Quite amusing really.

    Good thing this came up, as I have another persuasive speech to do on friday. Might be able to update my sources with it.

  22. Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 2, Insightful

    months?

    nah, id give it... how long did the article say the forumla takes? 2 weeks?

    just take a picture of baseball players now, and compare it in 2 weeks. im sure a 66% increase in muscles would be quite noticable.

  23. new patent! on Depressed Hamsters Help Researchers · · Score: 1

    Hamsters don't sink apparently, but float in water.

    i was just about to patent my new technology of unsinkable battle ships made out of hamsters.

  24. Re:Speech-enabled applications? on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 1

    can you imagine programming for this thing? you say: pound include open angle bracket es tee dee i oh dot h close angle bracket enter enter int function myfoo open parenthesis close parenthesis open curly bracket enter return 0 semicolon close curly bracket you get: # include open angle [ s t d i o dot h close angle [ int function open ( close ( open [ return 0; close [

  25. Re:JAXA vs AJAX on Hayabusa Probe Fails Landing Attempt · · Score: 1

    its not just you, my mind must have skipped right over JAXA thinking it was AJAX.

    i didnt realize it till reading your comment, scrolled back and was like, 'holy shit, it is JAXA.'