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Trees' Leaves Grow At a Cool 70° All Over the World

biogeochick writes "Ever turn on the air conditioner on a hot day? How about a heater when it gets cold? OK, so we all know that humans act to keep themselves cool, but what about trees? A recent article on tree core isotopic evidence has shown that trees from tropical to boreal forests all grow at 70 degrees. The study, published in Nature by some fantastic researchers (so one of them is my adviser, so sue me) and covered by NPR on All Things Considered, has shed some light on the convergent temperature at which trees perform photosynthesis." Update: 06/19 21:31 GMT by T : I give, I give -- that's 70 degrees Fahrenheit.

537 comments

  1. Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's insane, that's so hot we'd burn our fingers if we touched the trees?!

    1. Re:Get a real unit. by dougmc · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, 70 degrees is too cold!

      Hell, there have been some superconductors found that work at 70 degrees!
      Perhaps rather than `get a real unit', just give a unit, real or not.

    2. Re:Get a real unit. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, 70 degrees is about four-fifths of a right angle.

      I just hope someone doesn't come around and rotate my trees, because they might die!

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    3. Re:Get a real unit. by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
      touche!

      And in a similar vein, I thought I was only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon? Or was that Paris Hilton? Either way, *70* degrees seems very excessive!

      It took me 10 years of school to get two degrees ... 70 would take ... a long time.

    4. Re:Get a real unit. by Microsift · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I recall my chemistry correctly, I think you mean 70 Kelvin, the Kelvin scale does not use degrees.

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    5. Re:Get a real unit. by GeekDork · · Score: 1

      You know, it'll always be 70 degrees relative to something... But wouldn't that be radians today?

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    6. Re:Get a real unit. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      I insist we measure temperature on an absolute scale - Rankines specifically.

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    7. Re:Get a real unit. by msauve · · Score: 1

      No, Rankine.

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    8. Re:Get a real unit. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Actually, he meant 70 Kevin.

      Trees, not being human are actually 70 degrees of seperation from Keven Bacon.

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    9. Re:Get a real unit. by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you going to insist me in the face if I keep using Fahrenheit?

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    10. Re:Get a real unit. by sjbe · · Score: 1

      No no no... it's just off of East-NorthEast

    11. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My trees won't agree to that. They have 70 degree black belt. Rotate them at your own risk.

    12. Re:Get a real unit. by Eudial · · Score: 1

      No, 70 degrees is about four-fifths of a right angle. For those of us in the civilized world, 70 degrees is roughly 1.2217 radians. Sheesh, who used degrees these days?! Stupid article.
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    13. Re:Get a real unit. by journeymanmetal · · Score: 1

      You're all wrong. It's 70 CowboyNeals.

    14. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70 Degrees is associated with either Celsius or Fahrenheit, so in fact 70 degrees may actually be too hot if you are measuring in Celsius. You are never supposed to say degrees when you are measuring in Kelvin. 70 degrees Kelvin is wrong. 70 Kelvin is correct. 70 Kelvin might be too cold, but 70 degrees Celsius is not.

    15. Re:Get a real unit. by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I thought this thread would wander off into a Global Warming flame-fest - instead you open the door to a Evolution thread.

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    16. Re:Get a real unit. by PaganRitual · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      None of these are funny.

      You people need to make like trees, and shit in the woods.

    17. Re:Get a real unit. by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never mind rotation, a tree at 70 degrees is in great danger of falling over.

      Not that anyone would hear it, mind you.

    18. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If I recall my chemistry correctly, I think you mean 70 Kelvin, the Kelvin scale does not use degrees. Well, that depends on how old you are. "Degrees Kelvin" was acceptable usage until 1968 when an arbitrary meeting of arbitrary guys decided, arbitrarily, that it would no longer be proper usage.

    19. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it's quite clear what degrees was referring to...the only problem was they didn't indicate whether it was North, South, East or West, so you can't tell whether they're talking about latitude or longitude. Either way, I think they're saying they've located the last grouping of trees left on the planet.

      With exciting news like this, we may yet slow the pace of global climate change!

    20. Re:Get a real unit. by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course it is Fahrenheit, but why the hell the temperature in a real unit is not at the post's update?

    21. Re:Get a real unit. by vipz · · Score: 1

      That Wikipedia article is not very consistent - I'm seeing both ÂR and R being used. So is unit "Rankine" or "degree Rankine"? Do we say "one Rankine" or "one Rankine degree"?

    22. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70 degrees is considered "cold water". You can get hypothermia from it, and drown if you stay in long enough.

    23. Re:Get a real unit. by schon · · Score: 1

      For those of us in the civilized world, 70 degrees is roughly 1.2217 radians. Sheesh, who used degrees these days?! Anyone doing orienteering. Find me a compass that does radians. :)
    24. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he meant 70 degrees Rankine.

    25. Re:Get a real unit. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      70 degrees? That's a smart fucking tree.

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    26. Re:Get a real unit. by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trees do have quite a long lifespan you know, much longer than humans.

      A tree in general has more than enough time time in its life to :

      - heat up to 70C and burn all its leaves off,

      - cool down to 70F and grow them all back again,

      - complete 70 various degrees ranging from "Bachelor of the justification of stealing someone elses wifi" all the way to "Masters in the creation of piss-poor wifi analogies", during which time it likely met a lot of /.ers

      - run out of lame 70 degrees jokes to make because after the three obvious ones everyone starting converting 70 to every other fucking useless unit under the sun

      shortly before one distasterous day, leaning over to a 70 degree angle to shit in the woods before accidentally but silently falling down to it's death, at which point you can count the rings to show that oh wow I can't believe you read this far I am so fucking bored.

    27. Re:Get a real unit. by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      "Trees' leaves grow at a cool 70 iCelsius all over the world."

      See? Imaginary units make a lot of sense here.

    28. Re:Get a real unit. by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you mean 70 Kelvin, the Kelvin scale does not use degrees.

      Actually, it does, but it uses the Celsius degree. The term "Kelvin" unit is defined as "degrees Celsius above absolute zero". So a phrase like "70 degrees Kelvin" expands to "70 degrees degrees Kelvin above absolute zero". This isn't so much wrong as silly (at least to someone who knows the definition).

      It's the same sort of error as saying "PIN number", which expands to "Personal Identification Number number". It's easy to understand why someone who doesn't understand the term might say something like this. But in both cases, saying such things just makes you sound ignorant of the term's meaning.

      There are lots of technical terms what are used incorrectly in this fashion. Maybe others will post their favorites ...

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    29. Re:Get a real unit. by enoz · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are people that still do orienteering in this day and age? Wow, I thought they were all doing geo(c)hashing now.

    30. Re:Get a real unit. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought I was only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon?

      I thought it was Kelvin bakin'.

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    31. Re:Get a real unit. by perbert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not if there's a farmer with a shotgun!

    32. Re:Get a real unit. by sznupi · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, kelvin is defined as 1/273,16 of the difference between absolute zero and triple point of water. This definition does mean that 1 K increment has the same magnitude as 1 Celsius degree increment, but it isn't defined by it.

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    33. Re:Get a real unit. by Syrente · · Score: 1

      Degrees Kelvin, it's the Celcius scale but shifted so that absolute zero is 0 degrees Kelvin, while absolute zero is -273 degrees Celcius (to three significant figures).

    34. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      escape! apple lawyer approaching!

    35. Re:Get a real unit. by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      98.5F/37C/310K is our core temp :P

    36. Re:Get a real unit. by Poltras · · Score: 1

      As long as it's not 70 Library of Congress times (parsecs per fortnight)...

    37. Re:Get a real unit. by Poltras · · Score: 1

      *grumpf* Older UIDs never wants to change.

    38. Re:Get a real unit. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'll bet you a nickel that I am younger than you.

      I'm 28, so there you go.

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    39. Re:Get a real unit. by Poltras · · Score: 1

      I'm 28 too. January.
      And I'd dare say Whoosh.

    40. Re:Get a real unit. by arktemplar · · Score: 1

      AC Current - Alternating Current Current
      Similarly DC Current.

      AC voltage. DC Voltage.

      I'm an EE can you tell ?

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    41. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got your real unit RIGHT HERE!

    42. Re:Get a real unit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't use degrees in K. It would be 70 K. This is your first tip off!

    43. Re:Get a real unit. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The only thing you can bake at 6 degrees Kelvin is some liquid helium!

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  2. Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's 21C for anyone living in the 21st century.

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    1. Re:Shameless karma whore by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's 21C for anyone living in the 21st century.

      That's 294.15K for anyone who has (somewhat at least) overcome an infantile obsession with water.

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    2. Re:Shameless karma whore by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Gotta love the units nazis. I'd really think there would be better things to get upset about than what temperature unit someone else chooses to use!

    3. Re:Shameless karma whore by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Celsius is based on water temperature, and Fahrenheit is based on alcohol temperature. Ergo, Fahrenheit is WAY better than Celsius. QED.

    4. Re:Shameless karma whore by colesw · · Score: 1

      Who wants to read the article, but at least in the summary they could have indicated what unit they were using.

    5. Re:Shameless karma whore by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Funny
      And 529.67 rankine for those of us who are simply better looking.

      But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?

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    6. Re:Shameless karma whore by RoverDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering how much of my body happens to be water, I don't consider it an infantile obsession. Some people have an infantile obsession with making water, but that's something different.

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    7. Re:Shameless karma whore by evdubs · · Score: 5, Informative

      Uhh.. no it isn't. According to wikipedia, there are three "standard" temperatures you can use to calibrate your thermometer for a Fahrenheit scale.

      1) 0F - the stable temperature of ice, water, and NH_4Cl
      2) 32F - where water freezes
      3) 96F - average body temperature

      Alcohol is not used anywhere.

    8. Re:Shameless karma whore by tom17 · · Score: 1

      No it is not, it was originally based on an ice & salt water mixture for the low end (0) and the body temperature for the high end (96).

      Tom...

    9. Re:Shameless karma whore by Bandman · · Score: 4, Funny

      And in somewhat less than 10 comments, this has become a pee thread.

      Nice job. /sigh

    10. Re:Shameless karma whore by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working? on a technology blog you should know better than to question the need for continual changes in favour of the latest system.
    11. Re:Shameless karma whore by johannesg · · Score: 5, Funny

      But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working? He passed away in 1736. It is likely that he stopped working some time before that point, although we cannot be sure that he didn't die at his desk.
    12. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's got nothing to do with getting upset. It's about sheer convenience. In large swathes of the World the metric system has been the only system taught for decades and this is an internationally read website which has (I suspect) a demographic bias towards younger people. Providing temperatures in a system that large portions of its readers may not know off the top of their head seems silly and unncessary when all that was needed was a "70F (21C)" to save potentially some x thousand readers have to go Google it or, God forbid, read the article.

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    13. Re:Shameless karma whore by BrianRaker · · Score: 1

      Since when was normal body temp 96F? Google-sama (and years of misspent youth in health and science classes) tell me it's 98.6F. ... unless we've started a new branch of cold-blooded humans, consisting mainly of politicians and murderers...

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    14. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that person is using a unit that's only used in 3 countries (last I checked it was the US, Myanmar, and Liberia). It becomes difficult for us who aren't American to determine what temperature the person is talking about. That's the whole point of the metric system. To standardize everything, and so someone isn't completely confused when you say 70 degrees.

    15. Re:Shameless karma whore by mordenkhai · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe he is referring to the fact that alcohol was used, in large quantities, by the researchers while coming up with the system. In that regard it is heavily based on alcohol, and Cheetos too if memory serves, but there is again no Wiki reference.

    16. Re:Shameless karma whore by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And 529.67 rankine for those of us who are simply better looking.

      But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?

      About the same time that furlongs per fortnight ceased to be a useful measure of speed.

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    17. Re:Shameless karma whore by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "3) 96F - average body temperature"

      That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow.

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    18. Re:Shameless karma whore by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Ahh I see, so when you said "for anyone living in the 21st century" that wasn't meant to be derogatory at all, you were just referring to ... the young people? right on

    19. Re:Shameless karma whore by Xaroth · · Score: 5, Funny

      My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

    20. Re:Shameless karma whore by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 4, Funny

      And it's 1.22 radians, for anyone who thought "a cool 70 degrees" meant a rakish angle.

    21. Re:Shameless karma whore by TheBig1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      African or European?

    22. Re:Shameless karma whore by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nazis? I hate those guys /Dr.Jones

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    23. Re:Shameless karma whore by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      The third largest nation in the world (by population) still uses Fahrenheit. I wouldn't consider that quite in the same league.

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    24. Re:Shameless karma whore by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      I don't know!

      Waaaaaaa [CARRIER LOST]

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    25. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) 96F - average body temperature

      You might want to see a doctor about that.

    26. Re:Shameless karma whore by infolib · · Score: 1

      I always think of room temperature as 25 meV...

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    27. Re:Shameless karma whore by maxume · · Score: 1

      I tooted!

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    28. Re:Shameless karma whore by maxume · · Score: 1

      What do you think the temperature in the ice bath is?

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    29. Re:Shameless karma whore by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "3) 96F - average body temperature"

      That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow. Reminds me that when the metre was created it was so that the Earth's circumference would be 40,000,000 metres. And since then we measure the Earth's circumference in metres (well, kilometres), and it's not 40,000,000. Go figure..
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    30. Re:Shameless karma whore by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The third largest nation in the world (by population) still uses Fahrenheit. I wouldn't consider that quite in the same league.

      Which is another way of saying 'less than 5% of the population of the world still uses Fahrenheit'. Looked at that way I'd assert it's in exactly the same league, or, indeed, the same 5.560 kilometres.

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    31. Re:Shameless karma whore by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 3, Funny
      In the immortal words of the sea-captain in Blackadder:

      "Opinion is divided on the subject - I say it is; everyone else says it isn't."

      (OK, not everyone, Burma and Libya are still holding out as well)

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    32. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your car speedometer is calibrated using an average definition of both time and space, how is that any different?

      Also temperature is a measure of mean energy, and even a specific energy can only be measured as an average, unless you have infinite time, or infinite space, both of which are hard to come by these days, what with the recession and all.

    33. Re:Shameless karma whore by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Informative

      You know, even a ship does better than that I think, that is about 10 feet per gallon.

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    34. Re:Shameless karma whore by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1
      err.... Liberia, not Libya, apparently.(Just looked it up - that'll teach me not to believe everything sea-captains in pubs tell me).

      So an extra 3 million people rather than 6 million....

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    35. Re:Shameless karma whore by umghhh · · Score: 1

      ughh are we supposed to read some article? What article?

    36. Re:Shameless karma whore by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Fewer, not less. And we're back to pedantry again.

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    37. Re:Shameless karma whore by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ha, even my truck gets 400,000 rods to the hogshead.

      Actually that's the unit used car dealers should use.

      "Oh you definitely want this new hummer, it gets 262,080 rods per hogshead."

      ok, now i'm going home, i just wasted 5 minutes converting mpg's to rph's for no reason what-so-ever.

    38. Re:Shameless karma whore by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

      The point is the original post didn't specify a unit. 70 degrees what? Fahrenheit is fine, but you always have to give the unit!

    39. Re:Shameless karma whore by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Latest System? Are you daft? Celsius has been the standard for science and, well, everywhere except the US, for a long time. Just because the US has been staunchly ignoring the rest of the world's units and measures doesn't mean that it's this newfangled temperature scale only commies and Jews use.

    40. Re:Shameless karma whore by meowsqueak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you missed the point - Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin, it doesn't matter. What matters is that the unit is *specified* correctly. A 'degree' unit is a 360th of a single complete angular rotation. Obviously a 'degree C' or 'degree F' is completely different.

      There's nothing wrong with specifying a non-standard unit, as long as it's specified accurately. Doing conversions is all part of the fun.

    41. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.google.com/search?q=1+rods+per+hogshead+to+gallons+per+mile&btnG=Search

    42. Re:Shameless karma whore by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since when was normal body temp 96F? Google-sama tell me it's 98.6F.

      Except that that .6 is bogus precision. The "normal" core temperature of a healthy human body varies by a degree or two over the course of a day without any harm. Attempts to calculate an average temperature of a crowd of humans will turn out different in the third decimal place depending on which humans and which measuring tools you use.

      The conventional 98.6F temperature comes from converting 37C to Fahrenheit. The 37C temperature is also "plus or minus a degree or so", but it doesn't have fake precision from a third digit.

      98F and 99F are completely normal temperatures for a human body, and are no cause for medical alarm. The .6 is a meaningless artifact of conversion from Celsius.

      96F would produce a mildly worried look on your doctor's face, though it wouldn't result in a panic.

      Similarly, I once registered 101 point something on a doctor's thermometer, and he just asked me what I'd been doing in the previous hour. I told him that I'd been playing tennis and had a hot shower. He just nodded, and went on to other things, since I'd explained the slightly elevated temperature. He did take my temperature again 10 or 15 minutes later, and when it was lower, he ignored it.

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    43. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      I'd say you missed the point. What you're saying is true technically, but as always we humans have the wonderful gift of understanding context and so in practice there wasn't a single person who didn't know instantly from the summary that it meant 70F. Conversely, there are a great many people, myself included, who just plain don't know Fahrenheit because we grew up in one of the 200+ countries where the metric system was adopted in the mid-to-latter 20th Century.

      In other circumstances where the values involved were more ambiguous you would have a point, but in this case the greatest issue I have with the summary is the lack of due consideration given for some large percentage of readers by not also noting the temperature in the more widely understood measurement - especially considering the article originally specified the value in Celsius. Not that it was a huge inconvenience or anything to look it up, but it's the thought that counts - and the thought wasn't there.

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    44. Re:Shameless karma whore by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      And these younger people can't work out how to type '70 f to c' into google?

      I agree though when using nonstandard units you should always say what they are.

    45. Re:Shameless karma whore by rocketPack · · Score: 5, Informative
      The parent is not kidding:
      40 rods = 0.125miles
      1 hogshead = 63 U.S. Gallons
      So... ((0.125miles)*5280ft/mi)/63 gallons=10.476 feet per gallon

      GP must drive a Hummer... perhaps only in reverse, like Mother Goose.

    46. Re:Shameless karma whore by hedwards · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      And that's why an American paper should be using the metric system? Because the 95% of the world that's not in America is too stupid to realize that it's an American publication writing to an American audience using the units of measure in use in America?

      I don't get it, we're supposed to change our internal workings because people who don't live here, most of whom have never visited here, can't be bothered to append the logical unit for that temperature.

      And the rest of the world calls us arrogant.

    47. Re:Shameless karma whore by Rockenreno · · Score: 1, Troll

      Stick. Bum. Remove. Lather and repeat as necessary.

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    48. Re:Shameless karma whore by strabes · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should all switch from qwerty to dvorak? I did. But I still have my weather widget give the temperature in Fahrenheit. My mixture of old and new systems is mind-boggling.

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    49. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be meant for very rough calibration, as 98.2 is the more accepted body temperature.

      I prefer the definition O degrees F = Damn Cold. 100 degrees F = Damn Hot

    50. Re:Shameless karma whore by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Informative

      And that's why an American paper should be using the metric system? Because the 95% of the world that's not in America is too stupid to realize that it's an American publication writing to an American audience using the units of measure in use in America? Errrrr... hate to tell you this, but the journal in question is Nature. Published by Macmillan Publishers Ltd, a British company owned by a German group, for an international audience.
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    51. Re:Shameless karma whore by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Major scientific journals are not written for "an American audience" but for an international audience. But this is a total red herring anyway, because if you RTFA you'll find that it uses centigrade.

    52. Re:Shameless karma whore by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The worst part is the article says "21 C" - meaning the guy who submitted this had to do extra work to make it that way.

      =Smidge=

    53. Re:Shameless karma whore by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Celsius has been the standard for science and, well, everywhere except the US, for a long time...

      You forgot ... Belize!

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    54. Re:Shameless karma whore by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I'd call it a minority. It's supposed to be an international system of measures. At this point, I'd call said country rather backwards. Especially considering you can't even walk into a science classroom in any university in the US and use the imperial system. SI is the way of science, and the way of the world, except for the US - a paltry 300 million people who are falling behind the rest of the world.

    55. Re:Shameless karma whore by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It must be meant for very rough calibration, as 98.2 is the more accepted body temperature.
      I always heard 98.6, but as we all know, it is probably slightly higher than that, as the thermometer is at room temperature and cools the interior of your mouth (if you're lucky) down slightly. Damn you Heisenberg!

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    56. Re:Shameless karma whore by guaigean · · Score: 1

      5% (or less) of the world is enough population to support an entirely different language, or many different languages. As long as there is a standardized method for conversion, it shouldn't really matter. If you can have an entirely different language for a few thousand people, then what does it hurt to have a different unit of measure for 300 million or more?

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    57. Re:Shameless karma whore by et764 · · Score: 1

      Huh, the story I heard a long time ago was that Fahrenheit was a doctor and tried to come up with a scale that would be useful for medical purposes. Thus, he stuck 0 as the temperature of a vat of salty ice water, which was the coldest he could manage to make liquid water. The 100 degree mark was supposed to be the average human body temperature. For a doctor concerned with whether a person has a fever or not, this seems to make more sense than sticking 100 degrees at the boiling point of water.

      The rest of the story was that around World War I, the army took an average of all their recruits and redefined normal body temperature to be 98.6 degrees rather than adjusting the scale so the average would still be 100.

      It seems reasonable to me, but according to the Wikipedia article, it's almost entirely incorrect. Of course, there's a "This article needs more verification" warning at the top, so it might still be correct.

      If the 96 is really the correct average body temperature as Fahrenheit intended, it's worth nothing that it's 8 * 12, which has lots of small factors and could make doing mental arithmetic easier, which would have been useful in the 1700s.

    58. Re:Shameless karma whore by treeves · · Score: 1

      "Alcohol is not used anywhere."

      It was used in the joke. And in most mixed drinks. You should try one of each.

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    59. Re:Shameless karma whore by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      3) 96F - average body temperature

      Actually, the average body temp is 98.6F using a sampling of "most people". Some are a bit higher than that and this page says that older people are actually a bit below 98.6 but 96 is too low to be an average.

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    60. Re:Shameless karma whore by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Serves the rest of the world for ignoring furlongs per fortnight.

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    61. Re:Shameless karma whore by neocrono · · Score: 1
      Don't you love how easy Google makes these things?

      BAM!

      (40 rods) per (1 hogshead) = 10.4761905 feet per US gallon
    62. Re:Shameless karma whore by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I agree, the post SHOULD have listed the unit. I don't think that was the point the GP wanted to make--he was just anti-American trolling imho..

      Besides, your options for what "70" could have been are realistically what, celsius, fahrenheit or kelvin? If it was 70 kelvin we'd all be in a really, really deep freeze, and if it was 70 celsius, trees would quite toasty worldwide! Ergo, process of elimination...

    63. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might note that the site you're posting to is located in that third-largest nation in the world, so it's customary for visitors to adapt to the local standards.

      In the same way that most Europeans don't like it when Americans visit and expect everyone to speak English to them (not that we can afford to visit anymore, but that's a whole different story). And you Brits wouldn't like it if visitors decided to drive on the right side of the road while in England (as opposed to the wrong side or left side, take your pick...it's even less than 5% of the world's population that have it backwards).

      No, it's incumbent upon the visitor to adapt. And just because you haven't left your home/work to be here doesn't mean you're not visiting. To be blunt, start your own damn slashdot if you want to use water-based units.

    64. Re:Shameless karma whore by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      No, you missed the point - Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin, it doesn't matter. What matters is that the unit is *specified* correctly. A 'degree' unit is a 360th of a single complete angular rotation. Obviously a 'degree C' or 'degree F' is completely different. Wow, I hope you've never ever said "it's 20 degrees outside today" or anything like that! Like the other poster said, we humans are generally pretty good about figuring out context.

      There's nothing wrong with specifying a non-standard unit, as long as it's specified accurately. Doing conversions is all part of the fun. You're trying to defend an entirely different POV from the GP, because the GP was pretty clear about being derogatory towards fahrenheit.
    65. Re:Shameless karma whore by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      And for everyone for whom "10 feet per gallon" is just as meaningless, it's over 120,000 litres per 100km.

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    66. Re:Shameless karma whore by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      And the rest of the world calls us arrogant.

      Arrogant or not, you need to learn to RTFA. The article uses degrees C as any respectable scientific paper would, American or not. It's only the (not surprisingly) poor slashdot summary that used degrees F.

    67. Re:Shameless karma whore by bloobloo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because "In accordance with various Federal Acts, the Code of Federal Regulations, and Executive Order 12770 (see Preface), it is NIST policy that the SI shall be used in all NIST publications. "

      http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec02.html

    68. Re:Shameless karma whore by Hucko · · Score: 1

      at least 100 years...

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    69. Re:Shameless karma whore by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to admit that it has turned into a pissing contest. What was the topic again, anyone remember? I don't. But I know we're bickering about the better temperature measuring system and the ways you can interpret "degrees".

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    70. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK Furlongs is a distance only used in horse racing.

      While the USA doesn't seem to know the term "fortnight" they use the term "pay period" for the same amount of time (2 weeks)

    71. Re:Shameless karma whore by eamonman · · Score: 1


      Do the young folk still watch the Simpsons? I just mentioned a quote today with some new hires (maybe it was a little arcane), and no one got it:
      "Some days, we don't let the line move, at all".

      Deep inside, I was a little sad.

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    72. Re:Shameless karma whore by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's all fun and game until one loses the probe because you can't agree what unit to use.

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    73. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's not Celsius, it's Centigrade!

      lol

    74. Re:Shameless karma whore by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      I didn't even know it was used in horse racing, but I guess you're right ^.^

      I Googled it, and evidently a "furlong per fortnight" is almost exactly a centimeter a minute. And over here, "pay period" isn't used to measure time outside of work, and some places have longer or shorter pay periods.

      But, whenever I get sent off to do some task on campus where I work, I order people to "dispatch a search party within a fortnight's passing, if failed to return have I" or some variant. They must give me weird looks because they don't know what a "fortnight" is...

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    75. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kelvin is water based, just like Celsius.

      1 K is the amount of change that will occur if you apply 1 J of energy to 1 g of water.

    76. Re:Shameless karma whore by Manchot · · Score: 1

      That's 294.15K for anyone who has (somewhat at least) overcome an infantile obsession with water. That's 25.347 meV for anyone who despises Boltzmann's constant.
    77. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an infantile obsession with water. If you haven't been following the Phoenix lander's search for water, I'm revoking your geek card right here and now.
    78. Re:Shameless karma whore by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When I, locally, say "it's 20 degrees outside", due to the context it is obvious what is meant. Usually, it is said as a reply to someone asking for the temperature, so nobody would think I'm talking about an angle or school diploma. Since locally, Celsius is the unit of choice, it is likely that this means 20C.

      This isn't local, though. This is an article on the internet. Without a unit, at the very least it leaves the question, what unit to use. Fahrenheit? Ok, might make sense, but then, what's special about leaves growing at room temperature? I mean, it works for the plants my parents have (I don't have plants, I had a stone garden but the stones didn't survive for long). Celsius? Now that would be interesting, 70C is pretty hot, that would be deepest desert in bright noon sunlight. Maybe Kelvin (even though you usually don't talk about degrees), now THAT would be news, that's really effing cold!

      So in this context, at least saying which scale to use is important.

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    79. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, the US is run by Jews so would it not be better to just leave it at commies?

    80. Re:Shameless karma whore by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Well, at least this units aberration didn't cause some poor tree to incinerate in the atmosphere of another planet.

      *cheap, I know*

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    81. Re:Shameless karma whore by arstchnca · · Score: 1

      Providing temperatures in a system that large portions of its readers may not know off the top of their head seems silly and unncessary [...] It is most certainly both silly and unnecessary. I was born in the US and I live in the US. While I'm plenty familiar with Fahrenheit, I have no problem understanding a sentence that opts instead for Celsius or reading an instrument that uses Celsius.

      Despite my origins, I can't imagine the demographic for which citing in Fahrenheit is necessary. I don't know anyone who "prefers" Fahrenheit in his or her daily speech that is not able to read and understand Celsius.

      For the sake of the article's summary, I supposed that perhaps the 70dgF figure was chosen because it is commonly recognized as ~roomtemperature; but then, 21dgC is similarly recognized.

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    82. Re:Shameless karma whore by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

      Celsius used in science. News at 11. Also, a special report on the water falling problem: Is the sky leaking or is God crying?

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    83. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to wikipedia No, damn it, no. That is worse than making it up.
      First, that is never a valid reference.
      Second, if you actually read that piece of crap you reference, you'd notice that later adjustments to the scale made the average body temperature fall around 98.6F.
    84. Re:Shameless karma whore by chgros · · Score: 1

      Reminds me that when the metre was created it was so that the Earth's circumference would be 40,000,000 metres. And since then we measure the Earth's circumference in metres (well, kilometres), and it's not 40,000,000. Go figure..
      Actually, Earth's circumference was measured first, and the metre based on the result. But we might have been able to get more accurate results since then.

    85. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    86. Re:Shameless karma whore by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

      GP must drive a Hummer Either that, or you need to brush up on your pop culture references. :)
    87. Re:Shameless karma whore by evilviper · · Score: 0

      Which is another way of saying 'less than 5% of the population of the world still uses Fahrenheit'.

      It's also another way of saying:

        'More than 75% of native English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
        'Almost 66% of fluent English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
        'About 50% of all Internet users (any language) use Fahrenheit'.

      Complaining about the use of Fahrenheit not being notated is fine (at least if you would similarly complain about Celsius not being notated)... Complaining about it being used AT ALL... on an English-language website, whose readers are Americans by an easy majority, located in America, in an article provided by an American submitter, which links to an American news organization, and finalized by American editors, is pretty damn ridiculous. You're not getting the colonies back... Get over it. Spend 2 seconds to convert the damn units.

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    88. Re:Shameless karma whore by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?

      Evidently, you don't have a passport. In the rest of the world, Fahrenheit is about as commonly used as the cubit.

    89. Re:Shameless karma whore by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Small end first!

      /wait, what?

    90. Re:Shameless karma whore by catwh0re · · Score: 1

      I like my infantile obsession with water.. for which I approve Kelvin to use centigrade-gradation in his scale.

    91. Re:Shameless karma whore by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Headlines from the main page:

      -New FISA Bill Would Grant Telcoms Immunity; Vote Is Tomorrow

      -McCain Backs Nuclear Power

      - Netflix To Eliminate Profiles Feature

      If our friendly polish, french, swedish, brazilian, et al readers cannot be bothered to know at least roughly what the difference between F and C is, then why on earth would they bother to come to this website in the first place when 1/3 of the content is completely US-centric and another 1/3 is based on US companies?

      I don't think you're giving people enough credit. Kind of reminds me of those people who say things like, "well, it doesn't offend ME, but maybe you should take that down just to be safe."

      Let the nerds who can't figure out Fahrenheit speak for themselves.

      -b

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    92. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was referring to hydrogen powered cars.

    93. Re:Shameless karma whore by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, Earth's circumference was measured first, and the metre based on the result. Well of course, what else do you suggest I was claiming? That the metre was defined first, that it was decided that the Earth's circumference would be 40,000,000 metres and that they would squeeze the planet so that it would fit?
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    94. Re:Shameless karma whore by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      an article provided by an American submitter, which links to an American news organization, and finalized by American editors, is pretty damn ridiculous.

      TFA is in Nature, a British journal, published in London, written by British writers and edited by British editors. it says:

      A survey of 39 North American tree species over an area spanning 50 degrees of latitude has shown that plants protect one of their most important functions -- photosynthesis -- by maintaining average leaf temperatures at around 21 C, regardless of the weather.
      So TFA DID have the temperature in Celsius (and annotated as such). It was the submitter who fucked around with it, both converting it to Americanise it, and worse, not bothering to mention the scale used. Yeah 70 degrees is fairly obviously Fahrenheit (for those of us old enough to be familiar with the units -- it became obsolete in Australia 30 years ago). If it had been below 40, it would have been quite ambiguous.
    95. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car gets 800,000 rods to the hogshead.
      I don't know what type of supertanker you're driving.

      Google "40 miles per gallon in rods per hogshead"

    96. Re:Shameless karma whore by evilviper · · Score: 1

      TFA is in Nature, a British journal,

      From TFA (on NPR.org): "Seventy degrees is a lovely, comfortable temperature for most people. And the same turns out to be true for all sorts of tree species."

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    97. Re:Shameless karma whore by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      and this is an internationally read website

      http://slashdot.org/faq/editorial.shtml#ed850

      HTH, HAND.

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    98. Re:Shameless karma whore by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Sí, sí, señor.

    99. Re:Shameless karma whore by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      From TFA (on NPR.org)

      The original article is in Nature, and is the first link cited in the summary.

    100. Re:Shameless karma whore by cjb658 · · Score: 3, Funny

      We use the metric system in the US, sometimes.

    101. Re:Shameless karma whore by cjb658 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually that's the unit used car dealers should use. Also condom manufacturers.
    102. Re:Shameless karma whore by cnaumann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are missing the elegance and simplicity of using ice water and body temperature to calibrate thermometers. In the 18th century, every thermometer was hand calibrated. Plunge the thermometer into a vat of ice water and make a mark. Plunge the thermometer into your body, make another mark. If you are using ancillary temperature (under the arm) rather than oral or rectal temperature (and really, where would you rather stick that thermometer?), 96 is pretty close. Make 64 evenly spaced marks between the two marks by subdividing by 2 six times. Why not use the boiling point of water? The simple answer is that it is too hot. You would end up with a thermometer unsuitable for measuring outdoor temperatures in a fancy garden, which I imagine were the most profitable sales of the thermometers.

      Notice that 32 is also a power of two, and that there are 180 degrees between the boiling point of water and the freezing point.

    103. Re:Shameless karma whore by Ironlenny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in the 20th century, you insensitive clod!

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    104. Re:Shameless karma whore by rossdee · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it was meant to be related to the circumference of the earth, going around the poles, and passing through Paris (since it was invented by the French) I think they werent aware of the amount of oblateness the earth had, so they got it wrong. They then decided it was to be 'the length of a bar of platinum, in some vault in Paris) since they didnt want to redefine not just the metre, but all the derived units. Nowdays of course it is defined based on some wavelength of light (in a particular atomic reaction or something, just like the second.

    105. Re:Shameless karma whore by SpaceDreamer · · Score: 1

      That's 21C for anyone living in the 21st century. Oh come on, the metric system is sooo 18th century.
    106. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virgin: stats?
      Japheth: 4.22cubit/16stone/ ;)
      Virgin: oh my...

    107. Re:Shameless karma whore by HJED · · Score: 0

      how dose that work americans can't speack fluent ENGLISH
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    108. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that 95% of the rest of the world is stupid to insist on their units being used in an American publication, it's that 5% of the world is too stupid to realize that their own system is retarded and in need of retirement.

    109. Re:Shameless karma whore by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      1) 0F - the stable temperature of ice, water, and NH_4Cl
      2) 32F - where water freezes
      3) 96F - average body temperature

      Actually it was based on setting zero as the lowest stable temperature he could make in the lab (your 1) ) and setting 100 as the INTERNAL temperature of a healthy, awake, human body (something close to your 3) ).

      Rectal temperature is about 99.6F, so he came pretty close.

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    110. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh yeah it's amazing how stupid some people can be but still be able to read (though not comprehend) and find their way to Slashdot.

      On the other hand perhaps that post was by a fledgling AI.

    111. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An african or european swallow?

    112. Re:Shameless karma whore by fatmal · · Score: 1

      If your pee is thready, I suggest seeing a Urologist

    113. Re:Shameless karma whore by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, even a ship does better than that I think, that is about 10 feet per gallon. I run my ship on wood from old ships. I get 10 miles per *galleon* ;-)

    114. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your university didn't teach you how to use standards of measure. What matters is that they be clearly defined and that students are taught to properly manipulate units. Just to hammer the point home, we were given fictional units (non-standardized) to work with on tests. SI is no more the way of science than English is the language of logic. If the French gave a fuck about standardization, they would learn English and we wouldn't have seen OOXML fast tracked. But I guess it is convenient for you to be a bigot in this regard.

    115. Re:Shameless karma whore by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Which is another way of saying 'less than 5% of the population of the world still uses Fahrenheit'. Looked at that way I'd assert it's in exactly the same league, or, indeed, the same 5.560 kilometres.

      That's more than Linux users, by the way.

      (posted by Celsius-measuring Ubuntu user)

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    116. Re:Shameless karma whore by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      No, we use metric system in the US, *often*.

      That Mars probe was WELL outside of the US, and you damn well know it.

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    117. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, liar, when the meter (strike one) was created, it was so that a quadrant (strike two) of the earth's circumference would be 10,000,000 meters (strike three).

      Can't you fucking get anything right? That was three fuckups in one sentence.

    118. Re:Shameless karma whore by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

      To quote a mis-translated Russian chess book out of context, "much water has been passed under the bridge since..." Fahrenheit lost dominance.

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    119. Re:Shameless karma whore by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, when you're buying crack. ;)

    120. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, get your panties in a knot, that's very convenient.

    121. Re:Shameless karma whore by codemachine · · Score: 1

      A summary for a science article on a geek website, and they give a temperature in Fahrenheit? And don't even specify the unit? Bad Slashdot!

      Though I suppose it would be much more of a surprise to see trees thriving in a "cool" 70C, and therefore more newsworthy. Perhaps they were just going for a sensational headline.

    122. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      when did Fahrenheit stop working?

      Well before 1960 in most of Europe. I was taught SI Units in secondazry school, which I started in 1960 in the UK. The UK lags behind the rest of Europe in using SI units. I think Germany dropped Fahrenheit before 1900, and the rest of Europe during Napoleon's time. (Bonaparte, not Solo)

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    123. Re:Shameless karma whore by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I looked it up once, 40 rods to the hogshead is about the same as the space shuttle does.

      Going straight up.

    124. Re:Shameless karma whore by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Informative

      Which is another way of saying 'less than 5% of the population of the world still uses Fahrenheit'.
      It's also another way of saying:
      'More than 75% of native English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
      'Almost 66% of fluent English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
      'About 50% of all Internet users (any language) use Fahrenheit'. I see that as well as not teaching standard units in American schools, they also don't teach basic arithmetic.
      • The US has 304 million people, the UK 60, South Africa 47, Canada 33, Australia 21. None of these countries are entirely native English speaking, of course, but many other countries have substantial English-speaking minorities. Only 215 million Americans have English as their first language. Over all, fewer than 70% of the world's native English speakers, and fewer than 30% of the world's fluent English speakers, live in the US.
      • Slitly fewer than one and a half thousand million people use the Internet, of whom fewer than two hundred anf fifty million are in the US. Therefore US Internet users make up 17.5% of Internet users

      Of course, the US isn't the only country in the world still to use Fahrenheit. There's also Belize.

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    125. Re:Shameless karma whore by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the rest of the world, Fahrenheit is about as commonly used as the cubit. I had a companion cubit, but I tossed it into the fire. :(

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    126. Re:Shameless karma whore by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Ahh I see, so when you said "for anyone living in the 21st century" that wasn't meant to be derogatory at all, you were just referring to ... the young people? right on Not derogatory ? How about all the people who don't use the Julian calendar ? It's not the 21st century for everybody !

      I'm sure they find it extremely offensive. And think he's an insensitive clod to boot ! So there.
      And they use celsius too ! Hah !

      (runs away)

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    127. Re:Shameless karma whore by akozakie · · Score: 1

      What American paper? How are "people who don't live here, most of whom have never visited here" suddenly expected to know what NPR is? The original paper in Nature used Celsius.

      This is /., read all around the world. American-centric - maybe, and that's fine. But you have to realize that people around the world are not used to dealing with two systems for temperature. When I see 70 degrees I don't think "but is it Fahrenheit" - instead, the first thing that came to my mind was: that would be way too hot, so they must mean that they grow leaves at 70 degrees angle to control the effects of sunlight somehow. But this is BS, there's no such rule! What the hell do they mean? Then it hit me - there's another scale...

      I have no "feeling" of the Fahrenheit scale. Why should I? I hardly ever see it. Finding out that 70F=21C requires a visit to google, without it I'd be at a loss, as I don't remember the exact value of 0F in centigrade or just how much is 1F. I'll do this, no problem - this is mostly an American site and I'm willing to accept that - but at least let me know I have to do it.

      On an international site I'd actually expect to see both values in the summary, giving one is still acceptable, but giving one without units is just ridiculous.

      You say "And the rest of the world calls us arrogant." Yes, and -judging from your rant - rightly so.

    128. Re:Shameless karma whore by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Reminds me that when the metre was created it was so that the Earth's circumference would be 40,000,000 metres. And since then we measure the Earth's circumference in metres (well, kilometres), and it's not 40,000,000. Go figure.. It was supposed to be fixed in post, but then they got sidetracked.
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    129. Re:Shameless karma whore by SteveDob · · Score: 1

      > I can't imagine the demographic for which citing in Fahrenheit is necessary.

      That would be us, in the UK.

      We are on British Summer Time at the moment so the temperature is expected to be warm (for the UK definition of 'warm'), which requires us to use Fahrenheit. Once the time reverts to GMT (yes, GMT) and it is 'cold', we'll switch to using Centigrade (none of that Celsius stuff).

      Nice that the American submitter thought of making life easier for the luddites over here. Gawd bless you, sir.

    130. Re:Shameless karma whore by martyros · · Score: 1

      I'm an American living in the UK, and I heard a rather curious weather forecast the other day. The weather forecaster said that there would be lows approaching 0 overnight. Then, after describing where it might rain when in the next few days, he said that in a few days there would be warmer weather, with highs as high as 90 in the south.

      No units explicitly given, so it's going to be either really cold overnight, or really hot in a few days!

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    131. Re:Shameless karma whore by Syrente · · Score: 0

      And that's why an American paper should be using the metric system? Because the 95% of the world that's not in America is too stupid to realize that it's an American publication writing to an American audience using the units of measure in use in America? And the rest of the world calls us arrogant.

      The main reason you should be using the Metric system is because it's the scientific standard, if the "American audience" is unable to comprehend internationally-agreed standards in measurement, they shouldn't be allowed to read.

      Are you suggesting the entire world should rewrite the standards of measurement just to make America not have to learn a useful, relevant scale of temperature?
    132. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And you Brits wouldn't like it if visitors decided to drive on the right side of the road while in England (as opposed to the wrong side or left side, take your pick...it's even less than 5% of the world's population that have it backwards).

      Perhaps you should add India's population to your count

    133. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow. African or European swallow?
    134. Re:Shameless karma whore by dissy · · Score: 1

      Errrrr... hate to tell you this, but the journal in question is Nature. Published by Macmillan Publishers Ltd, a British company owned by a German group, for an international audience. I too hate to tell you this, but from TFA directly:

      "Seventy degrees is a lovely, comfortable temperature for most people. And the same turns out to be true for all sorts of tree species."
    135. Re:Shameless karma whore by anonum · · Score: 1

      It's just an indication of ignorance from the poster to not include translation to Celsius.
      I guess even among /. readers there are some who don't realize that Slashdot has global audience, not just national.

    136. Re:Shameless karma whore by Sique · · Score: 1

      Actually it was meant to be the distance from the North Pole to the Equator on the Longitude going through Paris. This distance was meant to be exactly 10,000,000 metres long.

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    137. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Please excuse a poor foreigner who doesn't know the language so well, but...

      ... you want him to take the stick out of his bum, rinse it, then stick it back?

      Did I really understand you correct?

    138. Re:Shameless karma whore by arkarumba · · Score: 1

      > Spend 2 seconds to convert the damn units.

      Its a real shame the OP did spend the time to convert it, then spoilt it for the rest of us.

      btw, that is "finalised" with an "S"
      Its curious how you focus on the "English" language. Perhaps, maybe, England would be a good reference on how to spell?

      Oh, standards aren't important? Lets be incompatible with the rest of the world. What good are they for? Can you program me a module to land on Mars? Remember its got to ignite landing thrusters at a height of 500.

    139. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. It was retarded when everybody used different units but called them the same.

      These days when somebody says "miles", you know it is almost certainly ~ 1609 m (or 1852 m if he's a sailor) and not say 10,000 m (unless he's a Swede or Norwegian of course)

    140. Re:Shameless karma whore by pivale · · Score: 1

      "3) 96F - average body temperature" That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow. What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    141. Re:Shameless karma whore by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Those headlines are easy to filter out. If you don't know what FISA stands for, who McCain is or what Netflix is, then chances are it's not that interesting to you.

      This article is about trees, so unless you live on the moon, Orkney, Shetland or in the Sahara, chances are it's relevant. The title even says "All Over The World".

    142. Re:Shameless karma whore by vegiVamp · · Score: 0

      > there wasn't a single person who didn't know instantly from the summary that it meant 70F.

      My friday mind followed approximately this path:

      - 70 Celcius ? Nah, that's too warm, trees are cold-blooded.
      - Fucking Americans, use real units. How much would 70 Farenheit be ?
      - But he didn't actually say farenheit, and I didn't know trees regulate their internal temperature, so maybe he meant angle
      - But.. 70 degrees to what, precisely ? The trunk? The sun's position ? The branch they grow on ?
      - Oh fuck this, let's have a look at the comments

      Also notice that, true to form, RTFA didn't even occur to me :-p

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    143. Re:Shameless karma whore by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      When everyone began thinking that they were better than America! You bastards and your metric system. You are just jealous because your brains can't handle our more complicated system of measures. You guys have it so easy... divide by 10, multiply by 10. Any idiot can do that... it takes smrt peeple to dew it the harde waye.

    144. Re:Shameless karma whore by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      It figures, we show some signs of improvement (whether buy crack or not) and we still get slammed. You buy crack the same way you dope! We're trying to find some common ground. SOME credit would be appreciated.

    145. Re:Shameless karma whore by Zashi · · Score: 1

      But is the swallow carrying anything? A coconut, perhaps?

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    146. Re:Shameless karma whore by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      That's their fault for not being American. You don't want to live here? Then you get penalized by having to search for answers to unit conversions on google, thus creating more page views, thus making them more money, thus boosting the economy.

      I've just solved our economic problems!

    147. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      average speed of a laden swallow. Is that a European or an African swallow?
    148. Re:Shameless karma whore by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Funny, when he said "GP" I thought GP (Simpson) and not GP (post).

    149. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jay+Clay · · Score: 1

      Yes, but their print layout is measured in the good ol' imperial system of points. Dun dun dunnnnn!

    150. Re:Shameless karma whore by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

      If our friendly polish, french, swedish, brazilian, et al readers cannot be bothered to know at least roughly what the difference between F and C is, then why on earth would they bother to come to this website in the first place when 1/3 of the content is completely US-centric and another 1/3 is based on US companies? Good question, I'll have to get back to you on that.

      Could be a while though.
    151. Re:Shameless karma whore by fprintf · · Score: 1

      You don't have a "feel" for 70 degrees F for the same way that most American's couldn't tell you if an outside temperature of 35 degrees C is a cool, warm or hot day.

      The only arrogance displayed here is intolerance. Someone made a mistake by posting a temperature from a summary on NPR.org, not from the original scientific journal (which uses C), and then as usual the Slashdot crowd goes off on a tangent about what units should be used. A simple correction in the first few posts would have been sufficiently helpful, but noooooo everyone is trying to be too funny or pedantic... knowing exactly what will ensue.

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    152. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jesus_666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In 451.

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    153. Re:Shameless karma whore by hesiod · · Score: 1

      There is a phrase called "Shove it up your ass."

      Shampoo directions call for you to "Lather, rinse, repeat," which has become a commonly-used phrase in its own right.

      So, he is saying "Shove it up your ass... repeatedly."

    154. Re:Shameless karma whore by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You buy crack the same way you [buy?] dope!

      Assuming by "dope" you mean marijuana, and not heroin, there are still some backward people who buy it in eighths-of-ounces. Heathens!

    155. Re:Shameless karma whore by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      I meant to say.... You buy crack the same way WE DO, you dope!

      Trying to find some common ground ;)

    156. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I'd say you missed the point. What you're saying is true technically, but as always we humans have the wonderful gift of understanding context and so in practice there wasn't a single person who didn't know instantly from the summary that it meant 70F.
      Actually, I assumed that the text talked about the angle betwen the leaf and the rest of the plant until I read the clarification. If it had been made clear that temperature was the thing talked about right on I would have inferred that Fahrenheit is meant - on American sites I use if (temperature.isRidiculous()) temperature.system = "F" as a fallback algirothm for weird temperatures, but that's still not reliable when talking about high (> 50 C) or low (
      Temperature is one thing where you really have to specify your unit because not only can one confuse which system you're using but also confuse what kind of measurement you're talking about.
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    157. Re:Shameless karma whore by tom17 · · Score: 1

      When the scale was conceived, 96 was the average body temp of a healthy person. Later on, the scale was revised and unsurprisingly, we did not change our body temp to match this revision of the Fahrenheit scale. A result of this minor adjustment to the scale ended up with the body temperature being 96 on the 'new' Fahrenheit scale.

      Do notice that in my original post, I said that it was 'originally' based on that.. Not 'currently' based on that.

      Tom...

    158. Re:Shameless karma whore by tom17 · · Score: 1

      I should proof read more... Too early...

      When the scale was conceived, 96 was the average body temp of a healthy person. Later on, the scale was revised and unsurprisingly, we did not change our actual body temp to match this revision of the Fahrenheit scale. A result of this minor adjustment to the scale ended up with the body temperature of 96 on the old scale being 98.6 on the 'new' Fahrenheit scale.

    159. Re:Shameless karma whore by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, I once registered 101 point something on a doctor's thermometer, and he just asked me what I'd been doing in the previous hour. I told him that I'd been playing tennis and had a hot shower. He just nodded, and went on to other things, since I'd explained the slightly elevated temperature. He did take my temperature again 10 or 15 minutes later, and when it was lower, he ignored it.
      I thought "Holy shit, three degrees difference from tennis and a hot shower?" The I remembered that Fahrenheit degrees are "smaller". In Celsius, three degrees above average is solidly in "serious fever" terrain and pretty close to "organ failure".
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    160. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you are saying is that the average temperature will fluctuate like... 98.601 98.604 98.602 Or do you just not understand decimal numbers?

    161. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it! That's some pretty crappy gas mileage you've got there.
    162. Re:Shameless karma whore by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      And the Dutch language is used by fewer people than Fahrenheit. Does that mean the Netherlands is backwards?

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    163. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kelvin scale is based on water and the "normal conditions of pressure and temperature" as much as the centigrade is, kelvin only takes into account the absolute 0.

    164. Re:Shameless karma whore by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder what was the calibration method for feet, inches and pretty much every other imperial measurement unit.

      Even the size of the King's foot is an average.

    165. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Fewer, not less

      9 is less than 10. But "9 comments" is not less than "10 comments"?

    166. Re:Shameless karma whore by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      D'arrrrrr?

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    167. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anivair · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'm mostly water. I'll keep my obsession and call it enlightened self interest.

    168. Re:Shameless karma whore by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      not quite.
      degree
      c.1230, from O.Fr. degre "a degree, step, rank," from V.L. *degradus "a step," from L.L. degredare, from L. de- "down" + gradus "step" (see grade). Most modern senses date from M.E., from notion of a hierarchy of steps. Meaning "a grade of crime" is 1676; that of "a unit of temperature" is from 1727. The division of the circle into 360 degrees is very ancient and was known in Babylon and Egypt. It is perhaps from the daily motion of the sun through the zodiac in the course of a year.

      http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=degree

      so degrees that involve tempature are NOT degree's that involve angle but the more generic 'steps of a scale'.

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    169. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African or European?

    170. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      erm, don't you mean 98.6?

    171. Re:Shameless karma whore by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      Only in Canada will you have a 2M piece of a 2"x4". :D

    172. Re:Shameless karma whore by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      Think of the CUBITS! Oh my The CUBITS!

    173. Re:Shameless karma whore by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      Well the French bieng better at everything invented Celsius, although with 212 divisions vs 100 divisions Fahrenheit is a little more accurate.

    174. Re:Shameless karma whore by npsimons · · Score: 1

      96F would produce a mildly worried look on your doctor's face, though it wouldn't result in a panic.

      Really? My average body temperature (when I get up in the morning) is around 36C (that's about 96F). Of course, that could be because I've just slept for 6-8 hours but I do get cold very easily.

      Anyway, this whole disagreement over what units to use is pointless and infantile; just use standard scientific units internally and change the units in the end user software based on user preference.

    175. Re:Shameless karma whore by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      If you can't do (x-32)*5/9 in your head, what kind of nerd are you? Likewise if you don't know the (generally useless) formula. And if the problem is that the formula is generally useless, again, what kind of nerd are you?

      Just kidding.

      Now for my favorite amusing temperature anecdote. A teacher tells his students that the temperature of the surface of the sun is about 6000 degrees. One of the kids asks "Celsius or Kelvin?" The teacher replies, "It doesn't matter!"

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    176. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40 (rods per hogshead) = 0.00198412698 miles per gallon (per Google)

      Do you drive a Tahoe?

    177. Re:Shameless karma whore by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Tsch, posting as an AC, because you know that, not only are you a troll, you can't back up your statements. Enjoy being wrong.

    178. Re:Shameless karma whore by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      Still 70C for people living in countries that matter.

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    179. Re:Shameless karma whore by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow
      Not that nuts, human average temperatures don't vary by much at all.
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    180. Re:Shameless karma whore by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, this whole disagreement over what units to use is pointless and infantile; just use standard scientific units internally and change the units in the end user software based on user preference.

      Well, yeah, but it's entertaining to a lot of tech geeks. ;-)

      And if you post something in an international tech-oriented forum using idiosyncratic units used only in your country, you gotta expect that people will mock you. In this case, it seems that most people did the mocking not by being nasty, but by (trying) to be funny about it. I'd say that in this case, the /. crowd has responded quite appropriately to a rather silly gaffe. It's a lot more entertaining than the usual outburst of insults.

      So how do I get the units in /. articles like this automagically translated to what I'd like? Seriously, if there's a way to do it, I'd like to know. I can conceive of ways to do it, but it'd either require me giving appropriate locale-type info to /. (which I don't see in the preferences stuff), or using javascript on my local browser (which I have disabled via NoScripts in firefox). And, to my knowledge, the HTML sent by /. doesn't do this sort of unit translation.

      I could write the code to do the translation, of course, but I don't know how (or if it's even possible) to tell FF to run my code as a filter on every /. message. Is there a way to do this?

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    181. Re:Shameless karma whore by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      ...but there is again no Wiki reference. Which is odd, because most Wikipedia editors probably consume more than an average amount of both Cheetos and alcohol.
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    182. Re:Shameless karma whore by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's metric. Our dirty little secret is that we buy pot in imperial!

    183. Re:Shameless karma whore by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "That's 21C for anyone living in the 21st century."

      Ah, so in this century common sense and deduction are out, but arrogance is in?

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    184. Re:Shameless karma whore by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Only in Canada will you have a 2M piece of a 2"x4". :D Which of course is 1.75"x3.5" anyway.
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    185. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on a technology blog you should know better than to question the need for continual changes in favour of the latest system. I guess by "continual changes", you meant "switch to metric once and for all"
      and by "latest", you mean "invented in the 18th century"
    186. Re:Shameless karma whore by neiko · · Score: 1

      "3) 96F - average body temperature" That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow. The freezing temperature and stable temperature are also "averages". Depending on your elevation, or air pressure, this number changes also. I believe you could say that these numbers are the average temperatures for most people on Earth.
    187. Re:Shameless karma whore by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but it's entertaining to a lot of tech geeks. ;-)

      Eh, I must not be geeky enough anymore; I don't find it amusing, rather annoying actually, and I'm in favor of the metric system.

      So how do I get the units in /. articles like this automagically translated to what I'd like? Seriously, if there's a way to do it, I'd like to know. I can conceive of ways to do it, but it'd either require me giving appropriate locale-type info to /. (which I don't see in the preferences stuff), or using javascript on my local browser (which I have disabled via NoScripts in firefox). And, to my knowledge, the HTML sent by /. doesn't do this sort of unit translation.

      I could write the code to do the translation, of course, but I don't know how (or if it's even possible) to tell FF to run my code as a filter on every /. message. Is there a way to do this?

      You could try posting a patch to slashcode instead. Could be interesting. Fixing humans to make their posts compatible with such a scheme is not my department, though, as I'm only a computer scientist :) But I was talking more along the lines of, say, a recipe database where internally units should be in Celsius, grams and milliliters, then just convert in the end user software.

    188. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, i'm pretty sure he was saying 'repeat' as in 'remove ALL the sticks from your ass'

    189. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still 70C for people living in countries that matter. 70C? Wow you fucked that up didn't you.
    190. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      Where does common sense come into it? Or deduction for that matter? And what's arrogant about presenting the pertinent information in the system used by 90%+ of the world's population?

      Arrogance is being in the tiny minority and expecting everyone to work around you.

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    191. Re:Shameless karma whore by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Celsius used in science. News at 11. Also, a special report on the water falling problem: Is the sky leaking or is God crying? Who uses Celsius? For thermodynamic relations you want absolute temperature scales. Doesn't matter whether it's Kelvin or Rankine.
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    192. Re:Shameless karma whore by Quikah · · Score: 1

      I don't even see how you could possibly think it was in C. The highest recorded temperature ever is something like 60C. 70C wouldn't make any sense.

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    193. Re:Shameless karma whore by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      And the Dutch language is used by fewer people than Fahrenheit. Does that mean the Netherlands is backwards?

      I'm sorry, but I haven't taken enough drugs to be able to follow your logic.

    194. Re:Shameless karma whore by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I hears what I wants.

    195. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to wikipedia, Man, we're using Wikipedia articles as a guideline by which to calibrate precision measurement instruments now? I think I'll mod the parent "citation needed".
    196. Re:Shameless karma whore by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Where does common sense come into it? Or deduction for that matter? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be insensitive. Those of us that go outside from time to time have observed that when trees enter a season where the temperature drops to close to freezing (of water, I mean...), the leaves fall off. We've also observed that when the leaves on trees seem to thrive the most, the temperature hasn't risen to fairy-close-to-the-boiling-point-of-water.

      Simple deduction. Simple common sense. No need to raise a fuss.

      Arrogance is being in the tiny minority and expecting everyone to work around you. That's an interesting statement considering Nature's target audience. Thank you. Now if we can just get the whole world to speak proper English, you can finally retire from shameless karma whoring, right? ;)
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    197. Re:Shameless karma whore by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's why it's written in American English!

      Thanks for clearing that up.

      To be fair Macmillan is really originally a Scottish publisher, since it was started by two Scots, not two Brits (although you may argue that Scots are Brits your argument will fall on deaf ears). The fact that merger mania has altered the meaning of what nationality a company is is moot. Also, there was, up until about 1990 an American Macmillan publishing company, that was at one time a subsidiary of the British one. But yes Nature was originally British.

    198. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be insensitive. Those of us that go outside from time to time have observed that when trees enter a season where the temperature drops to close to freezing (of water, I mean...), the leaves fall off. We've also observed that when the leaves on trees seem to thrive the most, the temperature hasn't risen to fairy-close-to-the-boiling-point-of-water.

      Simple deduction. Simple common sense. No need to raise a fuss.

      I think you've misunderstood everything I've said regarding this article. My entire point was that presenting the information in only Fahrenheit was unhelpful to the vast majority of the World which deals in Celsius, especially the younger generations which have been taught solely the metric system. Nothing I've said has been anything to do with faux confusion about the lack of a specified unit (although several others have clearly taken issue with it). In other words, you're replying to the wrong guy.

      As far as making a fuss, I was perfectly happy making one post which gave the temperature in the more useful unit for the convenience of others. I can't be held responsible for a few other people who have taken what I said (or what they thought I said) and machinated it into some kind of attack on the American Way of Life.
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    199. Re:Shameless karma whore by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Create an artificial climate environment to see if plants can handle it? If I'm not mistaken, some companies and agencies are trying out plants for use on other planets, I could well see trying to find some that can handle climates that are even beyond local environmental situations.

      Not to mention that we should probably find out what plants can handle high temperatures if our planet keeps getting hotter.

      I could see a few applications of such studies.

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    200. Re:Shameless karma whore by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      The "normal" core temperature of a healthy human body varies by a degree or two over the course of a day without any harm.

      You should have said "The 'normal' core temperature of a healthy human female body varies by a degee or two..."

    201. Re:Shameless karma whore by pablo.cl · · Score: 1

      The mistake wasn't using Fahrenheit, after all Slashdot is an American site. The mistake was not telling wich unit was being used.

    202. Re:Shameless karma whore by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "I can't be held responsible for a few other people who have taken what I said (or what they thought I said) and machinated it into some kind of attack on the American Way of Life."

      Hey, I don't care if you attack the American Way of Life. It's the "everybody should go metric because we're too dumbfuck stupid to do a simple conversion" approach that could use a re-think. Cos nothing makes things change faster than acting completely helpless. "Us Celsius people can't work with a fahrenheit number! Waa!" Real cool.

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    203. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      Hey, I don't care if you attack the American Way of Life. It's the "everybody should go metric because we're too dumbfuck stupid to do a simple conversion" approach that could use a re-think. Cos nothing makes things change faster than acting completely helpless. "Us Celsius people can't work with a fahrenheit number! Waa!" Real cool. Again, you're failing to understand anything I've said - even things that you're quoting. I never said everybody should go metric, all I did was provide the metric value to make things simpler for those that use it, and in doing so suggest that the value should have been given in the original summary.

      It's nothing to do with being unable to make the conversion, it's got everything to do with convenience as I've explained several times already. The only person who's getting worked about about anything here is you. You're reading some kind of attack on your precious Farenheit in something that was nothing more than a prompt for submitters/editors to additionally consider that 90%+ of the World that uses metric. It was an absolutely innocuous comment, and this perceived sleight against your country (I assume) and it's temperature measurements is entirely in your head. I don't know what that's about, but it's your problem buddy, not mine.
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    204. Re:Shameless karma whore by Quikah · · Score: 1

      You are reading more into it than the summary implies just to be difficult. If you seriously thought this could possibly mean 70C you need to go back to school.

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    205. Re:Shameless karma whore by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "I never said everybody should go metric...all I did was provide the metric value to make things simpler for those that use it, and in doing so suggest that the value should have been given in the original summary."

      Heh. Right. "For anybody living in the 21st Century..."...

      "It's nothing to do with being unable to make the conversion..."

      Uh huh. "My entire point was that presenting the information in only Fahrenheit was unhelpful to the vast majority of the World which deals in Celsius..." Yep, it's as if no number was posted at all.

      "You're reading some kind of attack on your precious Farenheit in something that was nothing more than a prompt for submitters/editors to additionally consider that 90%+ of the World that uses metric."

      I like how you accuse me of not reading what you said then ya go and say this. Cute!

      Spare me the righteousness. We're on the same side, I just don't care for you being a snob about it. "I used my 'for this century' comment to explain the convenience of having a measurement made available..." Right. If you really believe what you're saying, you should take a good hard look at how your original post might be interpreted.

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    206. Re:Shameless karma whore by WeirdJohn · · Score: 1

      Precise, not accurate. A scale possesses precision, the individual application determines the accuracy.

    207. Re:Shameless karma whore by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      OK, you got me. My entire presence here is to spread anti-American hate-speech to raise support for an International Jihadist army to bring the USA to it's knees with snarky comments and metric measurements. Invasion is imminent! Tremble in fear, puny Yank!

      Oh, and also, you're fucking crazy.

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    208. Re:Shameless karma whore by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Heh. Anything to save face, I suppose. You wouldn't want to come off as a shameless karma whore or anything. ;)

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    209. Re:Shameless karma whore by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Biology ain't my strong side.

      I was honestly wondering. Now even more than before. How is it news that leaves "work" at 20C? I mean, duh, I thought that's obvious. I was wondering if that could mean 70C, because I didn't consider it possible. But then again, as stated above, what do I know about biology? Leaves working at 70 would've been news, at least for me. That they do at 20C is kinda a given.

      I didn't really think they could at 70K since, well, afaik they need liquid water. So what's left? Réaumur? Unlikely. I think there ain't many people but me that remember that odd French scale. Not to mention that's even closer to boiling temperature of water than it would be with the Celsius scale. And since I didn't know others, that was the train of thought for me.

      Yes, I'm a complicated person. Sue me.

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    210. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      degrees Celsius | "feel"

      -50 Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
      -40 anything exposed turns blue in minutes
      -30 pond ice is safe to drive on, snowpants
      -20 frostbite danger
      -10 pond ice is safe to skate on, warm hat, gloves
      0 warm coat, done up
      10 jacket or windbreaker or sweater
      15 light sweater
      20 trousers or jeans or long pants
      25 shorts or short sleeves
      30 shorts and short sleeves
      35 shirtless, heat exhaustion risk
      40 stay inside in the dark, heat stroke risk
      45 Death Valley, California, USA

    211. Re:Shameless karma whore by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      That's the great thing about a standard. You keep it even when you realize it's not as perfect as you thought.

      Just as the meter being defined by the speed of light in a vacuum, 299,792,458 m/s instead of simply 300,000,000.

      And just wait until they redefine the kilogram as a specific number of carbon atoms. I doubt it will be any round number.

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    212. Re:Shameless karma whore by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      Plunge the thermometer into a vat of ice water and make a mark. Plunge the thermometer into your body, make another mark.

      Wow! you're right, it's was very clever!

      Though I would have boiled the water instead and used powers of ten to make it practical.

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    213. Re:Shameless karma whore by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      The "normal" core temperature of a healthy human body varies by a degree or two over the course of a day without any harm. Attempts to calculate an average temperature of a crowd of humans will turn out different in the third decimal place depending on which humans and which measuring tools you use. I've read half the thread now, and you're the first post that halfway resembled being on topic, although unintentionally so.
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    214. Re:Shameless karma whore by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      The whole point of doing that is that it _will_ be a round number - in atoms - as opposed to being fractionally different depending on how accurate your measuring tools are.

    215. Re:Shameless karma whore by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Some people obviously enjoy making fools of themselves.

      Firstly, the English, who, last time had checked, were the ones who invented the English language, spell it metre, and because we're on this international network called the Internet, the spelling in your local dialect is completely irrelevant here. You might as well spell it "maittar" for all I care. Furthermore, the metre was invented by the French, who spell it mÃtre.

      Secondly and thirdly, a quadrant is a quarter of the circumference of a circle. If your feeble intellect was able to understand the Wikipedia articles you feed it, it would have picked up the glaringly obvious fact that a quadrant of 10 million metres is the exact same bloody thing as a circumference of 40 million metres, you cretinous failure of a pedantic git.

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    216. Re:Shameless karma whore by toddestan · · Score: 1

      "Oh you definitely want this new hummer, it gets 262,080 rods per hogshead."

      Did you mean 256 kilorods?

    217. Re:Shameless karma whore by shawb · · Score: 1

      I just love recursion. Your post is currently the third hit on Google for the search term you provided. I don't need no steenkin' back button!

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    218. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you care to have the matter settled professionally where the winner gets $100,000 from the loser? Reply if you want to get it on seriously. There is nothing anonymous about this offer. My IP is logged and available. What are we arguing about... Let 's see

      1 - science is agnostic wrt unit selection and can function with any properly defined unit
      2 - the French should learn English if they care about standardization (English is the more widely used language and better choice for standardization)
      3 - That I am a "troll" - good luck proving that!

      Are you ready to take the bet? You may argue that we should abandon English and standardize on French.

      The contest is 2 of 3. If interested, I will email you off-list and we can get started on the logistics.

    219. Re:Shameless karma whore by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I've read half the thread now, and you're the first post that halfway resembled being on topic, although unintentionally so.

      It wasn't entirely unintentional, though it was mostly in reaction to the silliness that followed the summary that just said "70 degrees" without mentioning a scale. I was also sorta tempted to mention that there were probably error bars of several degrees in the researchers' measurements of leaf temperatures, for fairly obvious reasons. Bogus excess precision is a constant complaint that many scientists have with the media, and this topic is rife with it.

      We've had a lot of hints that many plants have the ability to somewhat control the temperature of various parts. Here in New England, a common spring "flower" is the skunk cabbage, whose flowering structure has an internal temperature in the mid 30's (Celsius), when the ground and are are still both barely above freezing. Out on the Midwestern prairies, there's the "compass plant", a kind of sunflower whose large leaves are oriented north-south, and the standard explanation is that it's to absorb sunlight in the early morning and late afternoon, while avoiding a heat buildup from the mid-day sun. And so on.

      But measuring the internal temperature of a leaf is a bit tricky, and we've only had tools to do it for a couple of decades. It's interesting to read of research showing that some plants have evolved ways of controlling their leaf temperatures to within a few degrees of an optimum temperature.

      I'll bet that a lot more research is needed on this topic (and might be supported by the obvious horticultural implications of the knowledge). We can expect to hear more about it in a few years.

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    220. Re:Shameless karma whore by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It's more like your temperature will fluctuate over periods of hours like 98.401, 98.737, 99.013, 98.632 .... Any digits past the second are meaningless medically. They're probably also bogus technically, unless you've left the thermometer in exactly the same position the whole time (and insulated it from air contact if it's near the skin).

      That 6 in 98.6F is a textbook example of false precision. And it doesn't even come from averaging any measurements; it's an artifact of converting 37C to Fahrenheit. A much more meaningful estimate of normal human body temperature is 37C plus or minus a degree. If you convert that to F, 98.0 and 99.5 are both within the "normal" range.

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    221. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, now i'm going home, i just wasted 5 minutes converting mpg's to rph's for no reason what-so-ever. A big waste given that Google calculator will convert rods per hogshead to miles per gallon or kilometers per liter, and back, just fine...
    222. Re:Shameless karma whore by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Wow, did you bookmark my response and decide to check up on it later, just in case I'd actually said something? What a tool.

      But sure, I'll admit that yes, Science is "unit agnostic" (interesting term). But that doesn't stop SI from being the most widely used system in the world, as well as the system used almost exclusively in scientific matters. I don't really see what you're arguing here. There's nothing stopping you from using Imperial units in science (except perhaps getting into a reputable journal), but nobody else does, and you'll certainly get a lot of strange looks and questions from anyone reading your paper.

      What does language standardization have to do with weights and measures standardization and science? You're just bringing that up to try and draw an analogy between the two, completely ignoring the differences so you can make your point.

      And, are you a troll? Funny how you take something subjective with a fuzzy definition as part of "the bet". Sounds real serious and professional.

      tl;dr, fsck off. You're arguing from a huge place of weakness, if you're even arguing at all. It sure looks like you're just rambling on about badly formed analogies and irrelevant knowledge, hoping it all falls together into something coherent.

    223. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, of course I "bookmark" my posts and I will reply. Why would you assume otherwise? A username is a unique ID just like the comment number. You use yours (whatever), I use mine. Note, I don't call people "troll" with or without substantiation. Logged-in or not, you are just as anonymous as anyone else (or not) but deserving of some respect. For a price, I am more than willing to be non-anonymous. Unless there is money in it, there is little point in having every random conversation traceable to myself.

      You write, "posting as an AC, because" - there is NO BECAUSE. It is SOP. Every post. Every time. I have no login and will not get one. Why would I? It does nothing for me. Yes, I am selfish. No, I don't have a career vested in my opinion (author, blogger, consultant, etc.) so my opinion is of negative to zero value. Meaning, it could only hurt me down the line and will provide zero benefit in the present.

      Now, if you want the matter settled for money ($100,000!). Then let's do it. It'll be an easy $100,000 for me. Do you even read what you write, "Especially considering you can't even walk into a science classroom in any university in the US and use the imperial system." First scale with "units" button and you'll be the one who is fscked. I mean fucked. Your position is easily destroyed.

    224. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that radians Celsius or radians Fahrenheit? Or is it R. Kelvins?

    225. Re:Shameless karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, you're recycling.

  3. Why are plants green? by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since I can't read the article, I'll speculate wildly. I've often wondered why chlorophyll isn't black for maximum sunlight absorption. The impression I get from the paragraph of the article that I can read without paying for it is that leaves maintain the optimum temperature for photosynthesis. Is green perhaps the easiest color to manufacture that will keep the leaves at the right temperature, even in full sunlight? That would explain why green was selected over other colors despite the fact that it's reflecting away a huge percentage of the sun's light.

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    1. Re:Why are plants green? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've often wondered why chlorophyll isn't black for maximum sunlight absorption.

      There's your answer -- they would cook.

      They're green because they evolved with their particular chemical structure which was more than good enough, and no other structure has yet come around that would unseat the existing order.

    2. Re:Why are plants green? by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since I can't read the article, I'll speculate wildly. I've often wondered why chlorophyll isn't black for maximum sunlight absorption.

      I'd imagine that the range of structures that can produce chlorophyll-like function is constrained, and that such structures with broader absorption either aren't possible or aren't evolutionarily reachable.

    3. Re:Why are plants green? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Lots of plants that appear to be a different colour (red leaves, for example) also have other pigments such as carotenoids, which absorb certain wavelengths (green) and then reemit them as light usable by chlorophyl (orange, in this case).

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    4. Re:Why are plants green? by Ricardo · · Score: 1

      This was only explained to me once, but Ill try.
      Chlorophyll molecules have at their focal point, ONE (big - compared to the other atoms) magnesium atom. Imagine it looks (sort of) like a dead scorpian on its back (the magnesium atom is at the head) at the energy it absorbs increases, the tail tip curls up til it touches the "head" and releases all the energy built up. OH - MAGNESIUM IS GREEN BTW. Most of the molecule is not green, but the m olecule is usually made to face the green head outwards (while laying on its back as it were). Hope this helps. this is one of those things where the natural solution is INCREDIBLE COOL. To all the biochemists who are cringing at my terrible lay-explaination - I apologise proifusley.

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    5. Re:Why are plants green? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some interesting speculation is that oceans used to be purple, so there was no push to evolve green-absorbing chlorophyll.

      http://www.rsc.org/chemistryworld/News/2005/October/06100502.asp

    6. Re:Why are plants green? by solanum · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mod parent down. This is absolute rubbish, how did it get to +5 informative? I assume it's there as a joke so it should only be +5 funny, or possibly now, +5 fooled Slashdot. I am a plant physiologist, there are three basic types of chlorophyll in land plants, a,b & c. They have slightly different spectra, but they are not blue and yellow, they all have minimal absorbance in the green part of the spectrum and thus look green. The yellows and reds in senescing leaves are from carotenoids and anthocyanins.

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    7. Re:Why are plants green? by postglock · · Score: 5, Informative
      The green colour of chlorophyll relates to the historical precursors to the first photosynthetic organisms. Originally (a few billion years ago), early bacteria were non-photosynthetic, fermenting carbon anaerobically. This rapidly depleted the primordial "soup." The first organisms to utilise light (something akin to Halobacterium halobium) used a pigment called bacteriorhodopsin to help its metabolism. Bacteriorhodopsin absorbs a central band of visible light.

      The evolution of chlorophyll followed (perhaps in Cyanobacteria) in organisms at the bottom of the sea. These were the first organisms to fix carbon dioxide. Being at the bottom of the ocean, only the far bands of visible light were available to them (blue and red), and hence green chlorophyll evolved.

      Since then, accessory pigments have also evolved (e.g. phycobiliproteins), which have reclaimed other parts of the visible spectrum, and changed the colour of the plants or algae.

    8. Re:Why are plants green? by Syrente · · Score: 1

      Since I can't read the article, I'll speculate wildly. I've often wondered why chlorophyll isn't black for maximum sunlight absorption.

      I'd imagine that the range of structures that can produce chlorophyll-like function is constrained, and that such structures with broader absorption either aren't possible or aren't evolutionarily reachable.

      Chlorophyll doesn't convert light energy to chemical energy... it absorbs the light, alright, but it uses the excitation to release two electrons to electron carriers that produce either ATP (energy) or reduced NADP (which is needed for carbohydrate synthesis). Light absorbtion rate isn't, generally, the limiting factor, in plants.
    9. Re:Why are plants green? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red, green and blue? Maybe he was getting confused with monitors...

  4. Or in Celsius by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's about 21.11 degrees Celsius.

    Americans really need to start using the metric system. Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.

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    1. Re:Or in Celsius by moore.dustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously not.

    2. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.

      Really? I'm a physicist and spend all my professional time working in m/s/kg units, but outside of that, what does it matter? We changed over the easier things, but the bit that's left (espcially feet/inches) don't justify the amount it would cost us to retool everything to use metric.

      I never did get the obsession other people have with the units we use in the states.

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    3. Re:Or in Celsius by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Celsius is too wussy for climates with real weather.

      'Round here 32F can be shorts, t-shirt and sandal weather. OC just sounds too cold for such a warm day.

      Sure, eventually Celsius catches up but that point tends to fall outside of standard human operational temperature range.

      On the other end Celsius just wouldn't work since it is traditional that the temperature is the same as the humidity after about 65F during road construction season.

    4. Re:Or in Celsius by Applekid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I never did get the obsession other people have with the units we use in the states. It's merely a point of contention for the "we're right, you're wrong" nationalistic crowd. Same with dates: MM/DD/YYYY, DD-MM-YYYY, YYYY.MM.DD, so on and so on.

      I'm sure a war or two has been fought over whether toilet paper should be hung in the proper overhand fashion or the grotesque underhand abomination.
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    5. Re:Or in Celsius by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Celsius is too wussy for climates with real weather.

      'Round here 32F can be shorts, t-shirt and sandal weather. OC just sounds too cold for such a warm day.

      Sure, eventually Celsius catches up but that point tends to fall outside of standard human operational temperature range. When I lived in Finland, in winter the temps were frequently -35. That's Celsius and Fahrenheit; it didn't matter.
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    6. Re:Or in Celsius by vajaradakini · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, clearly everything runs smoothly when people work in different units. Nothing could ever go wrong. Nobody could spend millions on a probe only to smash it into a planet instead, right?

      Sometimes it's worth an inconvenience...

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    7. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because it makes it very difficult to communicate things like that with Americans. How would you like it if you did a lot of business with Europe, but they still used cartwheels, furlongs, leagues, and all that stuff? The problem is communication. The rest of the world has seen value in the metric system and switched. But we have a huge problem in a very large country refuses to switch, necessitating the need to artificially extend the life of an archaic system of units.

      And for the record, I'm Canadian, living in the US. I STILL haven't gotten a feel for American units, but I'm getting a little better at doing the conversions in my head. That being said, I had no idea what 70F was until googling it.

    8. Re:Or in Celsius by geekoid · · Score: 1

      We where going to be metric by now, but Reagan killed it.

      I think global standards are good, and more important the more connected we get.
      Retooling would be the cost it was in the 70's and 80s. Many factories produce both already.

      OTOH, it's not worth the pissing match.
      I notice England doesn't get a lot of crap over it's Pints.

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    9. Re:Or in Celsius by corsec67 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      YYYY.MM.DD

      That is the only one that actually makes sense, since the rest of our numbering systems, including time, are big-endian. I happen to like a certain 13 month calendar as well, so that would be MM from 01 to 13, and DD from 01 to 28, or to 35 in a leap year.

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    10. Re:Or in Celsius by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Overhand, duh. Hang it underhand, and people can scrape the paint from behind the sheet with their finger nails by accident.

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    11. Re:Or in Celsius by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Apparently the people on slashdot or so easily confused, they might think you mean Kelvin.

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    12. Re:Or in Celsius by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There are reason for the directional difference between the dym and the hms

      Of course, somebody so dim they can't see why the 13 month calendar can not work isn't likely to bother to understand why things are the way they are before thinking about changing them.

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    13. Re:Or in Celsius by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      YYYY-MM-DD(ISO 8601) is the only correct format. When you specify dates in that format, you can sort things chronologically simply by sorting them alphanumerically.

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    14. Re:Or in Celsius by dwye · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the REAL Celcius scale, invented and used by the REAL Celcius, your 32F is 100. As it warms up to boiling water, the temeperature value decreases to zero.

      Which is why I always call it Centigrade. Naming it after an idiot like that is not merely stupid, it is wrong, as it gives immortality to someone how should remain in obscurity.

      Better, use K all the time, until the world is familiar enough with Kelvin they can think in it.

    15. Re:Or in Celsius by halsver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given that this is a scientific article, I'd imagine Celsius would be more appropriate.
      For daily living, where during the course of a day the temperature changes less than 30 degrees Fahrenheit from morning to night. Would I rather see the temperature change in smaller increments or larger ones? In casual conversation do we really need to go into decimal points describing something?
      Temperature and a person's dimensions are in my opinion better in imperial measure. Someone who is 1.82 meters tall and someone who is 1.80 are about the same, but in America one of them is 6ft and one of them is 5' 11". I'll bet the person who is 5'11" rounds up all the time, but does the person who is 1.80? To me the significance of the information is lost with the metric measure, I supposed if you grow up with it works for you.

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    16. Re:Or in Celsius by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Hang it underhand, and people can scrape the paint from behind the sheet with their finger nails by accident.

      Not to mention tall people, who can't see the end of the sheet making a huge pile on the floor while looking down at the roll, turning it and looking for the end.

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    17. Re:Or in Celsius by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We buy our milk in gallon jugs, but our soda in 2-liter bottles. However, if you buy soda in quantities less than 1 liter, the measurements switch over to ounces. Every ruler/tape measure/etc. I have had for the past 30 years has been dual-marked with inches and centimeters. Our toilets and urinals are marked "1 gallon / 3.8 liters per flush", and our speedometers are marked in both mph and kph. Engine displacement on new vehicles is noted in liters, while engine displacement on older muscle cars is still noted in cubic inches (as it should be). I have a socket wrench set that includes english and metric sockets.

      So, we've been doing pretty well working with both at the same time for years. You mean to say the rest of the world can't keep up? ;)

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    18. Re:Or in Celsius by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      In basic training they teach you to hang the roll over, because it flows easier and you can tear it by shear force (pull sideways, rather than away from the roll). Under, the weight of the roll tends to tear the paper because of the downward force (you plus gravity) on the pivot point creating more friction at all points.

    19. Re:Or in Celsius by Scribbler'sEmporium · · Score: 1

      Because it effects how you work with others around the world - for example: getting a spacecraft to land on mars.
    20. Re:Or in Celsius by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I notice England doesn't get a lot of crap over it's Pints. That's cos its used for beer. And you just don't mess with a man's beer.
    21. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so now you understand why the rest of us have a hard time switching your way, but we do need metric.

    22. Re:Or in Celsius by maglor_83 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not quite. -40 is the convergence point

    23. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might point out that we don't sell milk in pints any more, but instead in 568 ml bottles. :P

    24. Re:Or in Celsius by mikeb · · Score: 1, Troll

      The British got a lot of crap from the European Union over its pints (interestingly a different measure from the US pint, being 4 fl oz larger).

      Plenty of detail can be found on the metric martyrs site.

      The animosity this caused amongst enough of the UK population brought about a very rare capitulation from the European mandarins who finally threw in the towel and gave up trying to convert the dissenters. This may in part be due to their recognition that imperial units are no longer taught in British schools and that if they wait a generation, nobody will know what an inch/foot/yard ounce/pound/stone are any more.

      As far as I know, it's still a criminal offence in the UK to sell food by the pound or soft drinks in a pub by the pint. The exceptions are few and strictly controlled. The 'concession' from the EU is only not to try to convert retail beer measurements to litres rather than a wholesale recognition that affection for alternative units of measure might be a cultural expression of freedom.

    25. Re:Or in Celsius by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hanging toilet paper over the top has no benefit except to make the foldy triangle look nice in hotel rooms.
      It's actually a pain because when you go to tear some off with one hand you have to be quick and nimble to keep the paper from spooling out all over the place.

      Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor.

      Hang it under.

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    26. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Which is why I always call it Centigrade.

      And here the rest of us thought it was because you have difficulty spelling Celsius.

    27. Re:Or in Celsius by strabes · · Score: 1

      While we're on the subject of international standards, how about creating one about the proper use of "it's" and "its"? Oh wait... But seriously, just because one system is better than the other doesn't mean it would be feasible to switch. A great example is qwerty vs. dvorak. The latter is quite clearly better, but it would be basically impossible to have a mass switch to dvorak. Plus, who is going to advocate for some different keyboard layout that most people haven't even heard of? That said, I'm all for switching to the metric system. While we're at it, why don't we either switch to a base-10 time system or the 28-hour-day, 6-days-per-week sleeping schedule?

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    28. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are reason for the directional difference between the dym and the hms Of course, somebody so dim they can't see why the 13 month calendar can not work isn't likely to bother to understand why things are the way they are before thinking about changing them. Please, do tell. Why is it that a 13-month calendar cannot work? I know that many calendar change proposals would lose the Sabbath days with the addition of blank days, but this calendar has none. I suppose it would be a little more difficult to draw up quarterly reports, but it's nothing that you wouldn't get used to after just a couple years.

      What reasons do you have against this calendar?
    29. Re:Or in Celsius by eloki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm Australian, and I think it's just another one of those things where the size/dominance of the US is annoying to the rest of the world because it is different *and gets away with it*.

      We've all converted to metric but the US refuses the change. That's partly understandable due to the cost/effort, but it means that the rest of the world forever more has to convert units to talk to them. Effectively they're making more work for everyone, and don't seem to care. When you think about it, in many social situations it's considered a bit rude to needlessly make work for other people.

      The other aspect of this is that many Americans either don't know, remember or care about foreigners using a different unit systems, so even when they mention things like "it was 96 degrees outside today!" they don't bother offering a conversion or even a "sorry, don't know what that is in Celsius".

      Okay this post is a lot longer than I intended; it's not really that annoying in the big scheme of things, but you asked why it annoys people so I'm explaining why it irritates me. No biggie.

    30. Re:Or in Celsius by Pennidren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The rest of the world really needs to start using only English. Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.

    31. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never did get the obsession other people have with the units we use in the states. I never did get the obsession of all the people who see English as the de-facto standard language, when there are in fact quite a few more people speaking Spanish or Mandarin Chinese.
    32. Re:Or in Celsius by colenski · · Score: 1

      Um, 'cause it's Base-10 and way easier to teach to future generations? In addition to the (seemingly) American attitude of "We rule the world and we likes our Imperial system 'cause it's ours, and ours alone" there is the thought that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the stubborness of the US might have something to do with how out of touch the people that run the US (read: old, white guys) are with the youth of today and the importance of the future. If we were in touch (and I am a Canadian, which is 80% American, AND an old white guy, so I say "we") then we would get over making things convenient for the ruling class and actually make a difference in the classrooms, the street, and in the minds and hearts of the youth that will inherit the country twenty years in the future, and by extension, the perception of the US around the world. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but the US isn't doing so hot in that category lately. Just my .022 cents (exchange rate karma's a bitch)

    33. Re:Or in Celsius by colenski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Commercial and military aviators seem to think so.

    34. Re:Or in Celsius by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Americans really need to start using the metric system. Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.
      Hey, you started the imperial system. Can you blame us that you can't stick with a standard?
      And what's so flipping metric about Celcius? I don't see you talking about your centicelcius or your kilocelcius. We're not doing anything crazy like calling 12 degrees Fahrenheit a footdegree. You decided to scale your degree against the freezing point and boiling point of water at 1 atmosphere of pressure at sea level. We decided to base ours on the temperature of water and ammonium chloride in an ice bath and an average human body temperature. Who is to say which scale is better? Once you've picked one, go with it. Given that Fahrenheit was around 20 years prior to Celcius, I propose that we should have stuck with it. Neither of them is a round number at absolute zero, so they're both clearly wrong anyway.

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    35. Re:Or in Celsius by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I deal with other countries frequently.....and even were we on the same units, I'd still have to do conversions quite regularly.......time. What's a few more conversions.

      Layne

    36. Re:Or in Celsius by zsau · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, it's still a criminal offence in the UK to sell food by the pound or soft drinks in a pub by the pint.

      Is it okay to sell them by the 570 mL glass? Is it okay to give the glass a name, kinda like McDonald's regular/medium/large, only more trademarky, perhaps, I dunno, maybe "fint" or "pind" or ... "pint"?

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    37. Re:Or in Celsius by Bat+Country · · Score: 1

      The superiority of the metric system has always been a little dubious to me too.

      A foot is a division of a Greek-derived measure related to the size of the earth.

      The originators devised, or perhaps borrowed from Egypt, the degree of longitude, divided the circumference of the earth into 360 degrees, and subdivided the degree for shorter distances. One degree of longitude comprised 600 stadia. One stadion was divided into 600 feet. Thus the degree of longitude measured 360,000 feet. One mile was 10 stadia or 6000 feet. This is essentially the same mile that was (or still is) used in the Western hemisphere, but the modern foot is longer than the original.

      A meter is the distance travelled by light in absolute vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second, but originally:

      Historically, the metre was defined by the French Academy of Sciences as the length between two marks on a platinum-iridium bar, which was designed to represent 1/10,000,000 of the distance from the equator to the north pole through Paris.

      Which system is archaic and arbitrary?

      Probably both, but any system of measure is an arbitrary choice of reference scale, even one derived from universal constants. After all, which universal constant are you going to choose?

      For the record, as a child growing up in the US, I always wished they taught metric measures in school so that I'd more easily understand NOVA.

      *Wikipedia for the sources.

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    38. Re:Or in Celsius by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      No one who uses toilet paper hangs it "against the wall."

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    39. Re:Or in Celsius by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      but it means that the rest of the world forever more has to convert units to talk to them

      So don't? Only accept the units you're used to if Americans want to do business with you?

      I mean, it's not like we'd expect Australians to speak English just because they were speaking with us!

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    40. Re:Or in Celsius by perpetual+pessimist · · Score: 1

      The 'concession' from the EU is only not to try to convert retail beer measurements to litres rather than a wholesale recognition that affection for alternative units of measure might be a cultural expression of freedom.


      Well the EU isn't exactly interested in cultural expressions of freedom. If the UK wanted to keep its culture, the best bet would be to invade Belgium and burn Brussels to the ground.
    41. Re:Or in Celsius by arstchnca · · Score: 1

      I like the false thinking that, since the United States of America uses one system of measurement, it does not use another.

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    42. Re:Or in Celsius by Qetu · · Score: 1

      Use GMT notation, another standard.

    43. Re:Or in Celsius by chgros · · Score: 1

      I never did get the obsession other people have with the units we use in the states.
      Well, a specific example is when I buy mushrooms, the ones in bulk are priced in cents/oz while the packaged ones are priced in $/lb, which makes comparison uselessly difficult.

    44. Re:Or in Celsius by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      You still have to convert UTC into local time so that you know if the other people are awake or not. Unless you'd like me to schedule meetings for 4am local time.

      Layne

    45. Re:Or in Celsius by njh · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who made this same claim. I helped him build a greenhouse. As lumber etc comes in US imperial units I suggested we try doing everything in traditional units. Everything went swimmingly until we got to the various angles for the roof, and computing the diagonals to check for square. After 20 minutes with a calculator and a page of scrawlings trying to convert to feet, inches, and 16ths of an inch(the units on the tape measure) we gave up, changed to mms and finished the project.

      My friend now uses metric for pretty much everything.

    46. Re:Or in Celsius by NextGen · · Score: 1

      So, we've been doing pretty well working with both at the same time for years. You mean to say the rest of the world can't keep up? ;) There are so very few times I wish I had mod points. This would be one.
    47. Re:Or in Celsius by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor.

      For those of us fit enough to breed, there's another great reason to hang it under. A toddler will often unspool toilet paper with an overhand whack, but almost never underhand.
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    48. Re:Or in Celsius by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Every time I'm at the grocery store, trying to choose between one brand of juice that's $4.12/gallon and another brand that's $0.04/ounce, I pray for a switch.

      Being able to trivially interconvert between different units for the same kind of value is quite valuable in everyday life.

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    49. Re:Or in Celsius by skywire · · Score: 1

      They can state everything in both units until doomsday, and it will never be more than a meaningless gesture. The average person utterly ignores and does not at all learn the metric units from this double-labeling. Only omission of the English units will do that, and then with amazing speed.

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    50. Re:Or in Celsius by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use leaves you insensitive clod!

      (Hey, this joke is actually on-topic! :D)

    51. Re:Or in Celsius by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      I mean, it's not like we'd expect Australians to speak English just because they were speaking with us! ...

      Dear me, I hope that was irony...
    52. Re:Or in Celsius by Andrew_T366 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm generally in favor of metrication and the use of metric units, but the issue of temperature is a key exception. The Fahrenheit scale is more precise, and its zero-to-100 degree range more realistically covers the spectrum of what one would typically see on a weather report.

      I sometimes wonder why Celsius is considered a metric measure to begin with: It predates the advent of the modern metric system itself. Its zero-degree reference point is just as arbitrary as Fahrenheit's in the big scheme of things. And, the measure doesn't employ metric prefixes (although I suppose they could conceivably be appropriated for the purpose).

    53. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor. Unless you're an amputee, most people have twwo hands, so what is your second hand doing? Or do I want to know?
    54. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      When you convert lengths, you don't scale the angles too, right?

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    55. Re:Or in Celsius by Mad+Dog+Manley · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, it's still a criminal offence in the UK to sell food by the pound or soft drinks in a pub by the pint.

      Wow. In Canada, everyone orders beer by the pint. I think it has to do with the British heritage (a pint of your finest ale, barkeep!) Funny that we'd be following a heritage that has been outlawed :)

    56. Re:Or in Celsius by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      The other formats aren't "incorrect", they're just not as useful. MM/DD/YYYY isn't incorrect, it's just counterintuitive (however we silly Americans all learn it from birth...).

      I always use YYYY-MM-DD for everything, for the exact reason you state (easy sorting), as well as inambiguity (I've seen DD/MM/YYYY and MM/DD/YYYY, but never YYYY-DD-MM, so if you see a 4-2-2 date, you know it's ISO 8601).

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    57. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The square root of 365 is about 19.1 so why not have 19 months of 19 days, and 4 or 5 extra days to make up the year?

    58. Re:Or in Celsius by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I'm a physicist and spend all my professional time working in m/s/kg units, but outside of that, what does it matter? We changed over the easier things, but the bit that's left (espcially feet/inches) don't justify the amount it would cost us to retool everything to use metric.

      Hmm ... I've long since decided the opposite. America is the one place in the world where I have to have two sets of nearly every tool and measuring device. Life would be simpler if I could dispense with one or the other. In some cases, I've done so. Thus, I haven't owned an American-made car since the early 1970s, so I only need metric auto tools. I've let the old ones rust, or I've given them away. (Cue the jokes about the difficulty of finding good metric pliers, crescent wrenches, etc. in the US. ;-)

      I do have a number of measuring tools that combine both English and metric, so I don't need duplicate tools there. But the combined tools are sometimes awkward. Thus the tape measures have English on one edge and metric on the other, and this is sometimes a hassle if I want to hook the little hook over something too far away to reach and unroll the tape to take a measurement. Half the time, the units that I want to use are on the "wrong" edge. This isn't a huge deal, of course, but sometimes being off by a mm means a bit of hassle cutting things to fit smoothly.

      It isn't something that I'm a fanatic about, but I'm aware that being forced to use a mixture of two incommensurate measuring systems produces lots of little niggling inefficiencies and minor errors that could be avoided if everything used the same units. It's more annoying than serious, and its one more ongoing illustration of the clumsy "Who cares?" attitude of much of our society.

      (But it's probably not nearly as serious as the sheer insanity of our spelling "system". ;-)

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    59. Re:Or in Celsius by dmclap · · Score: 1

      Eggs must always be cracked at the big end! Anyone who attempts to do otherwise is a godless heathen and can go back to Lilliput!

      Er, wait, what were we talking about?

    60. Re:Or in Celsius by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be more confusing outside the UK?

      When Canadians order beer by the pint is it the UK pint or the US pint?

      I've actually been to a place where draught Guiness was served in a bigger pint glass (UK pint?), and some other beer was served in a smaller pint glass (US pint?) :).

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    61. Re:Or in Celsius by eloki · · Score: 1

      So don't? Only accept the units you're used to if Americans want to do business with you? It's not only business, but the ordinary social interactions and content that we get on the modern Internet.

      I mean, it's not like we'd expect Australians to speak English just because they were speaking with us! Heh :)
    62. Re:Or in Celsius by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Likewise. Don't forget that the clock is largeUnit:middleUnit:smallUnit from left to right as well.

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    63. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I grew up with MM/DD/YYYY and as soon as someone from outside the states showed me DD/MM/YYYY it was immediately obvious that the latter was better.

    64. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twelve hour AM/PM or twenty-four hour military time?

    65. Re:Or in Celsius by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      I'd settle for a 600ml "metric pint", but knowing the British drinks industry a little too well I suspect they'd introduce a half-litre "pint" instead.

      (And I just discovered Litres aren't SI! Never knew that, strange the stuff you discover when googling beer...)

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    66. Re:Or in Celsius by nicklott · · Score: 1
      I can assure you that everyone in the UK orders their beer by the pint. No-one knows where it comes from and it's incompatible with all other units in common usage, however it is a very convienent size for drinking and people like beer so it will be in use for a very long time to come.

      As an aside, for some reason only beer, blood and milk are measured in pints.

    67. Re:Or in Celsius by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Twelve hour AM/PM or twenty-four hour military time?

      Both. Are you not familiar with the digital clock?
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    68. Re:Or in Celsius by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      As an aside, for some reason only beer, blood and milk are measured in pints.

      These 3 liquids pretty much mark everything important in life. Milk just after birth, blood just before dying, and beer inbetween :)

      Sounds like an argument for a pint of coffee though :/

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    69. Re:Or in Celsius by harry666t · · Score: 1

      When I've been writing a simple backup script a few years ago, YYYY-MM-DD seemed the only logical way of writing dates. I just picked it up, and didn't knew until this moment that it's a standard. Why do people come up with such stupid things like mm/dd/yyyy?

    70. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We decided to base ours on the temperature of water and ammonium chloride in an ice bath > and an average human body temperature. Who is to say which scale is better?

      Well, I imagine it is a bit difficult to determind the average human body temperature, not to mention that the possible change in the temperature scale due to evolutionary changes could get rather annoying. Which is probably why in reality the Fahrenheit scale is actually based on the Celsius one, just with some arbitrary (if not to say arcane) scaling applied to it...

    71. Re:Or in Celsius by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      Hang it under.

      Oooooh! Now you've gone and done it. We were all just peacefully hanging our toilet paper this way and that way, but that wasn't good enough for you, was it?! You had to go and advocate a particular way of hanging toilet paper, which just so happens to be diametrically opposed to that utilized by me and many, many others (the right way, I might add!). And did you really think we would just sit on our porcelain thinkin'-chairs and take it?!!! Hell no! It's on baby!!

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    72. Re:Or in Celsius by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor.
      Uhm ... do you have .. what are they called. Fingers. You know, you can use your index finger to press against the roll and pull the paper with your thumb and index finger. Sure, you have to locate a perforation, but I really don't see why this is a problem.
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    73. Re:Or in Celsius by Fjan11 · · Score: 1
      There are actually some nice benefits to be had from switching. For example it becomes much easier to do calculations in your head:
      • Try to work out how much water bottles a car can carry. (1 liter of water weighs 1 kilo, the load carrying capacity will be specified in kilo)
      • Try calculating the weight of a 16 page letter in your head without using metrics. (A4 paper has a surface of 2^4 part of 1 square meter, and paper weight is specified in square meters on the package).
      • And there are probably less contrived example you can come up with by using an example with feet, inches and the twelve hour clock but I can't be bothered
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    74. Re:Or in Celsius by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Am I right in thinking that MM/DD/YYYY came about because Americans tend to say "June 20th" rather than "20th of June"? It's the only semi-logical reason I can think of.

    75. Re:Or in Celsius by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Emphasis on "soft drinks in a pub". It's still a requirement that beer be sold by the pint.

      For most other items, I don't think the law prevents you from selling in any unit you damn well please, but it has to be accompanied by the metric measurement with equal prominence.

    76. Re:Or in Celsius by houghi · · Score: 1

      Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor.
      It depends on the quality of the paper and if ther is a lid resting on the paper or not and the weight of that lid.

      If you have a lid, then over is better. If you don't, then under is better.

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    77. Re:Or in Celsius by teh+kurisu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree, it's quite useful on a weather report to be able to communicate easily what side of freezing the temperature is. It's not arbitrary when it means potentially hazardous road conditions, or the need to leave the heating on low to prevent the pipes from freezing.

    78. Re:Or in Celsius by Zashi · · Score: 1

      It's not just an inconvenience. It'd cost Billions to convert to metric in America. There would be riots and panic (I'm not joking or exaggerating). Due to the confusion it would cause.

      Example... "OMFG, GAS IS ONLY $1.57 (a litre)?!" Little do the American Morons realize that a litre is much less than a gallon in volume. (By "American Morons" I mean morons that are American, which there are plenty, not that all Americans are morons. I'm an American and am certainly not a moron. I'm a dullard perhaps, but not a moron.)

      Think the same scenario with distances, weights, temperature. (I have a temperature of 37 degrees? I'm FREEZING TO DEATH!).

      As much as I wish American would use the same damn standard as THE ENTIRE WORLD, it'd be too much of a problem to switch. Lots of places do list things in both standards. Some places list speedlimits in Mi/hr and km/hr. And I'm yet to see a modern car that doesn't show speed in both units.

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    79. Re:Or in Celsius by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Because it's the way we speak.

      People would avoid you if you went around talking shit like "back on 2008, January 12"...

    80. Re:Or in Celsius by wilkinc · · Score: 1

      Possibly because that's the order that people usually say the dates. If you have a date like 2008/02/27, it's not too much of a stretch to think that someone might say 'February the 27th, 2008' and therefore write the date 02/27/2008 to correspond with that.

    81. Re:Or in Celsius by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      So, we've been doing pretty well working with both at the same time for years. You mean to say the rest of the world can't keep up? ;) Ok, I understand it wasn't meant to be taken seriously ;) but, the only time I EVER come across a Fahrenheit reference is on ./ , I think I wasn't even taught it EXISTED at school (same for ounces, gallons or rods per hogshead. Miles & nautical miles and such did come up, and I think we were told the "feet" measuring unit was Hercules' feet as a trivia item, and that stadiums were the length of Athens stadium).

      I only have an idea of some US measures by watching US TV (example: I wouldn't know what my height was in feet & inches), but Fahrenheit is one such which I have no point of reference, and baffles me whenever I come across it - for me, degrees Celsius are natural, as well as meters and the rest of the international system units.
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    82. Re:Or in Celsius by harry666t · · Score: 1

      Hm, I haven't thought about that. I'm from Poland, where things seem a little more logical in our speech. We say "12 stycznia" (like "12th day of January"), not "styczen 12". We also put ending quotation marks before the period, "like that".

    83. Re:Or in Celsius by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      That's what slow switchovers are for. You start by adding small metric numbers next to the imperial ones and teaching metric in school. At a certain date the metric ones become the big ones. Later the imperial units are dropped completely. This happens over a span of 20-30 years. Shouldn't panic people much because there's lots of coverage and lots of time to get acquainted to the new units.

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    84. Re:Or in Celsius by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Why do people come up with such stupid things like mm/dd/yyyy?
      Probably to match the way they say it: January 17th, 2004.

      Of course, not everyone says dates that way. Some people say them, "17th of January, 2004".

      I don't think I've ever heard someone say, "2004, January 17th."

      Not sure why. It may just be an accident of history in the development of language. Or it may be that people tend to ignore the year when they talk or think about dates: "What date is it?" "June 19th."
    85. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's about 21.11 degrees Celsius.

      Americans really need to start using the metric system. Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.

      70 F is ABOUT 21 C, not 21.11. 70.00 F is 21.11 C. For an obsessive math freak, I thought you would have known that.
    86. Re:Or in Celsius by Zashi · · Score: 1

      That would work but everytime a US congress (federal or state) attempts to begin the steps for conversion it gets shot down.

      People are so hesitant and fearful of change.

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    87. Re:Or in Celsius by Qetu · · Score: 1

      You just have to add or substract a number ...

    88. Re:Or in Celsius by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. They're just blindly nationalistic and paranoid about the rest of the world messing with their shit. It's silly and it's stupid, but that's the way it is.

    89. Re:Or in Celsius by npsimons · · Score: 1

      YYYY-MM-DD(ISO 8601) is the only correct format. When you specify dates in that format, you can sort things chronologically simply by sorting them alphanumerically.

      Not to mention it's big endian, which is the only logical way to format numbers.

    90. Re:Or in Celsius by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      You mean to say the rest of the world can't keep up? Poor choice of words. When the key criteria was "keeping up", the (US) martian probe linked elsewhere failed miserably due to just this problem.
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    91. Re:Or in Celsius by Zashi · · Score: 1

      That's what I said, but I said it nicer ;)

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    92. Re:Or in Celsius by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Again, for those not paying attention: precision has not always equaled utility.

      1) the Imperial measures are far more human-friendly than metric. Metric is WONDERFUL in a computer-driven world, but for everyday measures, a number of imperial systems are much more practical:
                a) Temperature: Fahrenheit based his temperatures on a likely-to-be-experienced-by-people scale. Since he was in Copenhagen, this meant typically 0-100. Humans don't really care about precise temps, so the greater precision of Fahrenheit is meaningless, it just suits human penchant for round numbers. (FWIW, Celsius *did* originally arrange his system in reverse, with water freezing at 100 and boiling at 0...)
                b) linear: again, for the bulk of human history, utility has NOT been measured by decimals, but by simple calculation. The foot, divided into 12 subunits (each, conveniently for a carpenter, about a male thumb-width), is (integer) divisible by 12, 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1. The larger unit of a yard (~1m) is integer divisible by 36, 18, 12, 9, 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1. Decimals, on the other hand, are divisible by 10, 5, 2, and 1. Certainly, large maths are much more easily worked in metric measures, but again, in typical parlance, humans don't use large maths when they don't have to - we don't measure soccer fields in mm, for example.

      As far as American usage is concerned, it's already been stated: US citizens have routinely and widely switched to SI units for anything that matters. I work in logistics, and am routinely converting from cubic inches to cbm, from lbs to metric tons, etc. No big deal - but for some reason the REST of the world feels entitled to complain about what units WE use? I genuinely don't get that. Do Americans get to complain that Egyptians speak Egyptian, because it makes it harder for us to do business in Egypt? I don't think so.

      And for the snide comments about the unit-conversion causing the loss of a Mars probe...well, at least we're a technologically-successful-enough state that we're tossing probes at Mars, despite our "imperial units handicap"....
      According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars#Mars_Curse, there have been 43 missions to Mars, 20 by the 'benighted' Americans, and 23 by other nations presumably not hobbled by their attachment to an archaic system of measures.
      American success rate is running at 70%.
      "Other" success rate is running at just over 30%, depending on how you count it.
      Perhaps you guys should try Imperial measures? Maybe that might work better?

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    93. Re:Or in Celsius by greed · · Score: 1

      Y10K problem awaits!

      Unless you've got an implementation of something like NaturalOrder.

      (Anyone remember a sorting problem when time_t increased by one digit and programs sorting timestamps alphabetically got the idea of "what's old" really, really wrong? Beware of the urge to treat numbers as text!)

    94. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISO YYYY-MM-DD
      Makes for simple sorting of lists, offers a standard order from biggest to smallest (continued with the time units), is fairly differentiable from other formats and doesn't have a nationalist streak. Done.

    95. Re:Or in Celsius by AioKits · · Score: 1

      I shall hang it under! And everytime I wipe my ass, I shall think of you. >.>

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    96. Re:Or in Celsius by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Same with dates: MM/DD/YYYY, DD-MM-YYYY, YYYY.MM.DD, so on and so on.

      There are real problems with date formats - how do you tell the difference between them unless someone explicitly tells you?

      i.e. What date is 05/03/2008 (or worse - 05/03/08)?

    97. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that the abomination is useful in case of cats and children. Were they to spin the proper overhand roll, you would end up with the roll of toilet paper on the floor.

      Barring the presence of cats and children with a fancy for TP, though, overhand is obviously the superior choice.

    98. Re:Or in Celsius by mrcharliebrown · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Hanging it under makes it too easy to rip before getting enough squares. Hanging it over is more efficient for getting five or six squares with a soft tug. This is especially true for thin rolls (1-ply or 2-ply).

    99. Re:Or in Celsius by Quikah · · Score: 1

      I was taught metric in school, somewhere in elementary. Generally all science courses would use both units. Well, i grew up in the 80's, maybe it was left from the conversion push of the 70's.

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    100. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, why exactly is metric worth the switch?

      Those who truly need metric (scientists that are concerned about round-off error) switched long before the big "let's switch to metric" craze.

      Our non-metric measurement system is much easier to use for everyday life because it is a essentially a base-2 measurement system.

      Dividing something in half (repetitively if necessary) is something that is very easy to grasp mentally. Dividing something into 10 equal segments is not. To divide something into 10 equal segments, you must first divide it in half (easy) and then try to cut five equal pieces from each half.

      If you want to see why the metric system is made of EPIC FAIL for everyday use, watch someone try cut a cake or pie into equal segments. I'll bet you that if they succeed in making equal portions they will have done so by repetitively dividing segments in half.

      Almost every pizza I have ever ordered was cut into 4, 6 or 8 slices, not 10.

    101. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why go through all that when I can just rip away at will with the paper hanging under the roll?

    102. Re:Or in Celsius by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      I attribute that to an power-out forced landing of a 767 a while back that got a LOT of publicity. They even made a movie about it.
      See http://blog.fagstein.com/tag/gimli-glider/ for links.

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    103. Re:Or in Celsius by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      You're right! Which is exactly why Fahrenheit is precisely the best measure to use in a Winter/Freezing climate -- Rather than using the foolish point of freezing distilled water, the 0 point on Fahrenheit is calibrated for where salt no longer causes any further freezing point depression in water -- or more plainly, the point where ice will form on the roads regardless of the use of dissoluble chemicals.

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    104. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried the overhand fashion. The paper stayed perfectly clean after applying a wipe or two. Not only did I save on paper, I also washed my hands, lest I smell like I didn't wipe atal.

    105. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a metric-speaking foreigner in London who usually drinks in pubs staffed by metric-speaking foreigners (go figure), I can assure you that beer comes in "large" and "small" in the capital, unless you are obviously an older (age > 30) British born person in need of translation.

      "Large" is about 500 ml, "small" is about half that.

      The difference between a UK "large" and a Polish or Australian or modern Irish "large" is not more than 15%, and often less than that if you account for sloppy pours of headless pilsners vs the weirdnesses expected by the "real ale" or "cold Guinness" set. The fill line is entirely decorative in any case.

      Among youngish (18 (exaggerated for legality) < age < 25) locals "geesapint" furthers the act of purchasing a (precisely) 500 ml can of lager, which contrasts with the more common request for an identical volume of cider. I have heard "wossapint" come from the mouths of young British people whose age I shall not list, but who are intimately familiar with 500ml cans of sweet cider and 275ml bottles of alcopops but not the insides of well run pubs.

    106. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A scale that increases when approaching the limit of low thermodynamic motion is extremely handy, especially when the scale's zero starts at the Planck Temperature (which is extremely hot).

      The handiness comes in terms of description of the degrees of freedom available to the system under study as energy is added, and avoids scaling problems in e.g. quantum chromodynamics and other isolated situations in which nonnegative temperatures below zero kelvins are real (and more usefully it avoids calibration arguments in the limit of very cold, while the limit of very hot is physical).

      Another way of looking at a scale that counts up from the Planck Temperature is that entropy's definition itself is an annoying inversion (it is the measure of a lack of energy to do work), so starting a scale that begins at the limit of low entropy runs into arguments about whether subatomic processes constitute work. If we invert our view of temperature and its relationship to entropy, we use a scale where the lowest "temperatures" allow the freezing out of massive particles; at 0 on this scale there is no quantum mechanics. At very low numbers quantized energies "freeze out" into subatomic particles; as we move into higher numbers, larger and larger (i.e, more massive) particles can freeze out, and as we move into very high numbers we get familiar large scale arrangements of plasmas, gasses, liquids, solids, condensates, and so forth. At the highest numbers we get increasingly stable arrangements of molecules, atoms, and ultimately subatomic particles.

      That is, a scale with 0 at Planck Temperature and increasing in the direction of "cold" measures the ratio between energy and matter of a system under study. This has some advantages over attempting to measure free energy by comparing a log relationship between an observed system and the number of possible arrangements and motions of the components of that system (or alternatively the average of the motions per degree of freedom of the particles in the system), and in particular measurements using the two scales will diverge dramatically (and usefully) in the early Universe or as one approaches an ideal vacuum.

      This was not how Anders Celsius's thinking worked, however.

      On the other hand we don't remember him because of where he put his zero, but that he was the first to document experimental evidence that the freezing and boiling points of water were independent of latitude, but not of atmospheric pressure.

    107. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, so children can do poo art on the wall at the same time trying to get the paper?

    108. Re:Or in Celsius by nicklott · · Score: 1
      Well, as I am often at pains to point out to the non-British, Britain is not London. A large minority of the city's population is not British and a large majority of the country's population has never and will never visit. This is particularly noticable in the drinking establishments as *every* staff member is, for reasons I will not speculate on, Australian, Kiwi or South African.

      Beer only comes in Pints and half Pints so "Large" and "Small" are self-evident and the culturally challenged have little need for translation. You will however get some funny looks if you order a "Large Beer" in a domestically staffed pub outside London. Given the "rite of passage" mystery with which the act of entering a pub is imbued, I find it hard to believe that any British child over the age of 10 doesn't know that beer comes in pints.

    109. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously asshole. In an age of computers and calculators does it really make a difference? If your previous measurement system involved thigh bones, herrings, or the speed of a laden swallow I can see where you might enjoy a "better" system. It's not worth the effort to switch overall. 12 has more divisors than 10, hence it's of more common practicality. Maybe the metric system is just too simple, eh?

    110. Re:Or in Celsius by hazeii · · Score: 1

      YYYY.MM.DD makes sense because it's sort-friendly (see ISO8601 for more details). Irregular and arbitary numbering schemes cause confusion, inefficiency, and errors, which the SI system reduces.

      DD.MM.YYYY at least has the units ranked in ascending order of size.

      MM.DD.YYYY is a constant source of amusement (and irritation) to the rest of the world.

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    111. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without going to such extremes, wouldn't it just be easier if we would specify the measurement unit? So some of us might google it or use a command line tool or a nice book full of tables if we fancy that.
      After all, /. *is* internationally read and we are smart people and we know it, right? Right?

    112. Re:Or in Celsius by njh · · Score: 1

      The issue was the constant conversion between base 10,12,16 and decimal. sqrt, sin and cos are hard to compute in the former, easy in the latter (especially when given a calculator). I have no idea what you mean by scaling the angles, angles are dimensionless.

    113. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a pain because when you go to tear some off with one hand you have to be quick and nimble to keep the paper from spooling out all over the place. Dare I ask why you only have one quick and nimble hand available?
    114. Re:Or in Celsius by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      As I've thought about it a little more, military guys in America do say it the same way you do: 12 June, or 23 May... regular folks always say the month first though.

      Things is noone ever says the year first.

      Also, when using quotes around a little clause at the end of your sentence we also put the quotes before the period. Only time you put the period inside the quotes is when the full sentence is quoted.

      He said, "I put a period inside my quotes."

      But we also do it "like that" just like you do it "like that". :)

    115. Re:Or in Celsius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My roll of tp is mounted far off to my right.

    116. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      It costs fucking money. That's the big deal. It's not just labeling things, it's all the tools we have set up in imperial units. You need to work on something that's made in the US, you'll often need a US wrench set. The manufacturers make things with US units because everyone has US tools that work with it.

      We're gonna throw out all that equipment for what? Just to say, "wheee, we use the metric system now!" The reason we havn't done it is that we don't have a reason to.

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    117. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      A friend tried to build a scale model once and wanted to divide the angles by the scaling factor too. He didn't think his cunning plan all the way through.

      How is the conversion hard? Convert the foot+inches measurement into inches, then do your cosines and tangents. It's the exact same as using mm, except you have to convert the feet first.

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    118. Re:Or in Celsius by njh · · Score: 1

      A friend tried to build a scale model once and wanted to divide the angles by the scaling factor too. He didn't think his cunning plan all the way through.

      Ah, whoops! :)

      How is the conversion hard? Convert the foot+inches measurement into inches, then do your cosines and tangents. It's the exact same as using mm, except you have to convert the feet first.

      Try doing it outside, on a windy, drizzly day, with a RPN calculator in poor light. As I said, we thought it was sensible to use the local units. It wasn't. Oh, and it's inches and 16ths of an inch. Or maybe we should convert to 16ths of an inch first?
    119. Re:Or in Celsius by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      And yet, the rest of the world managed it somehow. Well, I guess that says something about US ingenuity...

    120. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with ingenuity. Thanks though.

      It's a simple cost/benefit analysis. It would cost a ton of money to do, and we don't see tons of benefit in the switch.

      Why do you care so much if I quote my height in meters or feet?

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    121. Re:Or in Celsius by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Because you're a pain in the ass to the rest of the world, who has grown up and moved on to a more accurate, sensible system of weights and measures. You've created an undo burden on *everyone else*, but in true American style, you don't give a shit. I'm not surprised, but it's annoying and deeply arrogant.

    122. Re:Or in Celsius by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Why do you care if I quote my height in feet rather than in meters while I'm in the US?

      When I'm in other countries, I use metric. When I deal with other countries, I use metric. If I'm building a house, I use the imperial system and it's not a big deal.

      From your english level, it sounds like you're a native english speaker. Should we insist that everyone speak english? I think it's an undue burden to have to translate all the time.

      (before the, "You're an american, you probably don't speak any languages". I'm trilingual. My parents are Brazilian and I speak Portuguese at home, and I've studied and spent a significant amount of time in Germany, so my German's not shabby either)

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    123. Re:Or in Celsius by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Why do you care if I quote my height in feet rather than in meters while I'm in the US?

      I don't care what *you* do. I care that manufacturers have to constantly adjust to the fact that the US measures everything using an outdated weights and measures system. Everything from parts manufacture to simple things like labeling. It's a *massive*, expensively, pointless pain in the ass, and if you don't believe that, I'm sure NASA has a few words to say on the topic.

      From your english level, it sounds like you're a native english speaker. Should we insist that everyone speak english?

      Oh please, that's not even remotely the same thing, and you know it. Ignoring the fact that language is as much a cultural artifact as anything else, and thus people have irrational attachments to their language, there are also, I'm guessing, thousands of languages on the planet. In constract, there are *two* weights and measures systems (well, three if you count the fact that the US and UK systems are different), and virtually everyone in the world but a scant 300 million of them all use the same damn system, and yet we all have to suffer for those 300 million. It's ridiculous, and the US really needs to grow up and switch over so we can all move on.

  5. In other news, Trees bloom in 74.5 'Oxen' by unity100 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    there. we have another outdated, ancient unit of measure in this thread now. heads of oxen.

  6. pretty thin science... by MollyB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The first link is to a subscription-only site.
    The second contains "warm" and fuzzy quotes like the following:
    "Trees in chilly climates also have ways to make their leaves or needles retain more heat from the sun. Pine needles, for example, clump together. Think of gloves and mittens, Helliker says. If you're wearing gloves, wind can easily whip heat away from your individual fingers, leaving you cold. But if your fingers are all together in a mitten, they're going to be warmer.

    Richter says the discovery isn't just fascinating science. It gives her a special kinship with trees.

    On a recent day in Philadelphia when the mercury was near 100 degrees, she said, "I was staring at a hickory tree and its leaves were down â" they had wilted," she says. "And I was thinking, hey, it's hot, I'm hot. They enjoy 70 degrees, and I enjoy 70 degrees, too.""

    A special kinship with trees?!? How did this make it to Nature?

    1. Re:pretty thin science... by edschurr · · Score: 1

      If that isn't a quote gotten by Richard Harris of the NPR piece directly, then it may be from "Leaves resist temperature extremes regardless of the weather" by Heidi Ledford who is probably summarizing "Subtropical to boreal convergence of tree-leaf temperatures" by Brent R. Helliker and Suzanna L. Richter, in addition to adding something about the authors' motivations.

    2. Re:pretty thin science... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      How did this make it to Nature?
      I take it as a rhetorical question.
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    3. Re:pretty thin science... by philspear · · Score: 2, Informative

      A special kinship with trees?!? How did this make it to Nature?

      It didn't, it made it into NPR.

      The abstract for the nature article:

      The oxygen isotope ratio (18O) of cellulose is thought to provide a record of ambient temperature and relative humidity during periods of carbon assimilation1, 2. Here we introduce a method to resolve tree-canopy leaf temperature with the use of 18O of cellulose in 39 tree species. We show a remarkably constant leaf temperature of 21.4 2.2 C across 50 of latitude, from subtropical to boreal biomes. This means that when carbon assimilation is maximal, the physiological and morphological properties of tree branches serve to raise leaf temperature above air temperature to a much greater extent in more northern latitudes. A main assumption underlying the use of 18O to reconstruct climate history is that the temperature and relative humidity of an actively photosynthesizing leaf are the same as those of the surrounding air3, 4. Our data are contrary to that assumption and show that plant physiological ecology must be considered when reconstructing climate through isotope analysis. Furthermore, our results may explain why climate has only a modest effect on leaf economic traits5 in general.

      So it made it into Nature because their results challenge an apperantly widely held assumption used in determining global warming... I think? I'm no ecologist/arborologist/whatever science is involved here. But it's actual science.
    4. Re:pretty thin science... by puff3456 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, not only is the entire concept that a biological reaction occurs best at a specific temperature a given (if not stupidly obvious), the "discovery" is just another eco feel-good science project that basically tries to humanize plants by showing that they like certain temperatures just like us. Hardly news worthy, perhaps useful as a 5th grade science-fair project to teach certain fundamentals about biology.

    5. Re:pretty thin science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's from the NPR coverage, not the Nature article, which is of course restricted.

    6. Re:pretty thin science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not a warm/fuzzy quote. It's an analogy.

      That's tree physiology.

      They don't just stand there and exist. They move slightly, but constantly adjusting to their environment. These small movements are part of what makes the claim work, btw.

      The actual "shocking" part is the broad spectrum of trees that share this behavior. We tend to think as plants as area/zone adapted with physical structures adapted to particular environments.

      That there's an average "good" range isn't the issue as much as how across-the-board the "good" range is with plants from all kinds of environments that are extremes.

    7. Re:pretty thin science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leaves resist temperature extremes regardless of the weather.

      Whether growing in the heat of Puerto Rico or in the icy chill of northern Canada, tree leaves are able to buffer against the outside temperature, new research has found.

      A survey of 39 North American tree species over an area spanning 50Â of latitude has shown that plants protect one of their most important functions â" photosynthesis â" by maintaining average leaf temperatures at around 21 ÂC, regardless of the weather.

      The findings, published this week in Nature 1, could have implications for how scientists use tree rings to model past climates, and how they predict future responses to climate change.

      The research is based on the fact that atmospheric oxygen is made up of two isotopes, 16O and 18O. Temperature can affect the relative content of each isotope in rainfall, suggesting that the ratio of oxygen isotopes found in tree rings correlates with the annual temperatures experienced by the trees. Humidity also plays a part: the lighter isotope, 16O, evaporates more readily, meaning that low humidity can drive up the relative concentration of 18O because the rate of evaporation is increased.

      Some researchers have used the ratio of different oxygen isotopes in ancient tree rings to deduce details of a region's climate dating back millions of years. But the technique worried researcher Brent Helliker from the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. âoeIâ(TM)ve always been bothered by that,â he says. âoeIn order for that to work, the temperature of the leaves in the tree canopy needs to be identical to ambient temperature. As a plant ecophysiologist, I know thatâ(TM)s not very likely.â

      Helliker understood that photosynthesis, the method that plants use to generate sugars from light and carbon dioxide, is remarkably sensitive to temperature. Cool a plant too much and the enzymes important for the process may perform too slowly; too much heat, by contrast, can disturb the structure of the cellular membranes in which photosynthesis is carried out.
      Sunscreen and mittens

      Helliker and his collaborator Suzanna Richter, also at the University of Pennsylvania, decided to use the oxygen isotope method to calculate the temperature of modern tree canopies, and then to compare that to weather data collected in that region. Although leaf temperatures may fluctuate during the day, the isotope content of the tree rings should represent the average temperature of the leaves when they incorporated carbon from CO2 into sugars. The data revealed a pattern: average leaf temperatures hovered around 21 ÂC, even when trees were located in very warm or cold climates.

      Plants use several mechanisms to adjust their temperature. Some cool off by changing the angle of their leaves relative to the sun, or using fine hairs as a kind of sunscreen. They can also âsweatâ(TM), sacrificing water for the cooling effects of evaporation.

      Meanwhile, trees in cold climates may clump their leaves closer together on their branches. Helliker likens this approach to using mittens in cold weather. âoeGloves are not nearly as warm as mittens,â he says, âoebecause your fingers are spread apart and the wind can whip away all of that heat.â Clumping the leaves together allows the branch to act more like a mitten, keeping leaves close so that each is less affected by the weather conditions. Trees that have adjusted to cold temperatures in this way may have a particularly hard time coping with the warming brought on by climate change, Helliker speculates.

      The work provides an important contribution to understanding plant physiology, says Karl Niklas of Cornell University in Ithaca, New York. âoeThis draws attention to the need to consider the whole plant,â he says, âoerather than focusing on one or two traits before drawing ecological conclusions.â

  7. Son of shameless karma whore by SputnikPanic · · Score: 3, Funny

    The green is reflected. Red and blue are absorbed. Why plants are green

    1. Re:Son of shameless karma whore by pmontra · · Score: 1

      This http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=the-color-of-plants-on-other-worlds recent article on Scientific American gives more details.

  8. 79.43 deg. Smurdley by boristdog · · Score: 1

    Should be 79.43 degrees Smurdley

    If you losers would get on the Potrzebie system we could avoid all this confusion.

    1. Re:79.43 deg. Smurdley by maxume · · Score: 1

      What happens when someone Knuth's a thread on the internet?

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    2. Re:79.43 deg. Smurdley by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Everyone changes their pants and sings "Jerusalem" in falsetto?

  9. forget geothermal-- how about aborealthermal..... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    run your house cooling lines right into the trunk baby....

    70 degrees sounds kinda sweet-- better than running the rods 150 feet underground...

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  10. And I grow... by sidnelson13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... when placed into moist locations. Give me five!

    Ok, no good comes from watching Scrubs.

    1. Re:And I grow... by jaguth · · Score: 1

      "so, which one is the funny one?" - obl. family guy quote

    2. Re:And I grow... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Eeeew! Why the hell would I give you five after that comment? But I will give you a sanitary napkin ...

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  11. Diploma mills by tepples · · Score: 1

    It took me 10 years of school to get two degrees ... 70 would take ... a long time. Not if you go to the right non-accredited school.
    1. Re:Diploma mills by saskboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't use that M-word around trees. They'll get very nervous hearing that!

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  12. Hey, I can understand units, but don't mess by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 3, Informative

    with hanging toilet paper! It's over the top, Like it or not! Allways and everywhere unless your some kind of freaking psychopath!

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    1. Re:Hey, I can understand units, but don't mess by mortonda · · Score: 1

      oooo boy this good get good. I'm breaking out the popcorn!

  13. Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by booch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've often wondered why it is that humans prefer air temperatures somewhere around 72Â. It'd seem more reasonable for us to prefer something closer to 98Â. I suppose the temperature differential between the 2 is what's required to keep us at a steady state, dissipating the energy we burn.

    I find it even more remarkable that trees prefer nearly the same temperature that humans do.

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    1. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by booch · · Score: 1

      OK, who changed my degree symbols into hatted A's (Â)? I actually cut and pasted the degree symbol from the article title. That doesn't work, nor does ° or °.

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    2. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 1

      the reason, I think, is homeostasis..... we can easily burn stored energy to maintain a 98 F core temperature in a 72 degree environment...... but the second law of thermodynamics makes it so that bringing our temperature down in an environment around 98 F is difficult/impossible modulo some kind of heat sink......

      On the other hand, look at reptiles and other cold-blooded things: they thrive at much warmer temperatures than do humans/warm-blooded animals.... they also become VERY docile at temperatures that humans enjoy, typically.....

    3. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by MHolmesIV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it remarkable? We live on the same planet...

      Now if trees were from Venus and preferred 70F temperatures, that would be remarkable. What's not remarkable is that both trees and humans prefer an environment they evolved in.

    4. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's core temp, and we generate heat when we do stuff. If that doesn't quite make sense yet, check your cpu temp then place your computer in an oven set for that temp and see what happens.

    5. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason we like it cooler than our body temp is that we are constantly producing heat. All of the millions of actions your body is performing at a cellular level have heat byproducts. When the air temp is where our body temperature is, there is no way for the excess heat to transfer off and we begin to sweat.

      Why trees seem to thrive at "room temperature", I don't know, but I have a feeling that this is far to broad of a generalization.

    6. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by booch · · Score: 1

      But the temperatures at different places on the planet are quite different. It's well established that humans all originated in from a single location (and had not migrated from there until relatively recently). So it makes sense that they'd all be comfortable at nearly the same temperature.

      But plants have been around much longer, so should have adapted to all their varied environments.

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    7. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just figured you were going for angstroms.

    8. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 interesting??? wtf???

    9. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah strange how life that develops on the same planet in the same area, would like the same conditions... strange that.

    10. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Syrente · · Score: 1
      It's because metabolic processes produce heat.

      When your metabolism is working, it produces heat, which then speeds up your metabolism (think: collision theory - more particles with more energy so more collisions/reactions). This is a form of positive feedback (deviation from a normal level of temperature leads to further deviation) which can cause you to get hotter and hotter until unpleasant things happen to you. Our optimum body temperature is higher than standard "room temperature" to prevent the positive feedback loop as we lose heat at roughly the same speed we gain it.

    11. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      OK, who changed my degree symbols into hatted A's (Â)? I actually cut and pasted the degree symbol from the article title. That doesn't work, nor does &#176; or &deg;.

      (It's called an "A-circumflex".)

      This is yet another example of Slashdot being anti-standard and anti-international. All manner of important characters cannot be correctly displayed here.

    12. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Zashi · · Score: 1

      It's because we're all aliens from another planet that has a much more stable climate.

      Or you can just think of it as a tree's "body temperature" versus its preferred climate. Like you said, 72 is good for humans because we can dissipate excess heat when needed. Human internal chemistry works best at around 98F. I suppose a tree's internal chemistry works best at 70F, thus they evolved mechanisms to regulate their temperature to that point.

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    13. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in, life forms from the same planet are all adapted to life on that planet.

      Film at 11.

    14. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by spleck · · Score: 1

      I find it even more remarkable that trees prefer nearly the same temperature that humans do. It's almost like we evolved on the same planet.
    15. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Detritus · · Score: 1

      You can be replaced with a 100-Watt light bulb. A friend worked in a standards laboratory where everyone was assigned their own light bulb. You turned it on when you left and turned it off when you arrived. It helped keep the lab at a constant temperature.

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    16. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I had the same question as you at one point. The human body loses as much heat as it generates when the air temperature is 70F. This keeps your body from having to work (sweat, etc) to get rid of the extra heat it generates. This value is only true for the average body at rest. If you are exercising heavily, 50F feels just fine. :)

      strike

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    17. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it even more remarkable that trees prefer nearly the same temperature that humans do.

      How so? They evolved in the same environment. I would find it remarkable if they preferred a dramatically different temperature/environment.
    18. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not 98 angstroms! I am significantly taller than 9.8nm!

    19. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's well established that humans all originated in from a single location (and had not migrated from there until relatively recently)
      Yes, and that location is a small hamlet in the West Country of England.

      I daren't be more precise.

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    20. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

      The Straight Dope had a discussion on this topic. Their answer as to why humans aren't comfortable at temperatures that are close to your body temperature:

      "Your body is a little fuel-burning engine, and like all engines generates waste heat. That heat has to go somewhere, lest you pop a gasket. The easiest place to put it is someplace cooler, such as the air around you. However, if the ambient air temperature is the same as your body temperature, you have to go to great lengths to shove the waste heat out into it, e.g., sweating like a pig or going out to K mart to buy an air conditioner." (link)

      While I'm linking to the Straight Dope, I might as well include this one as well:

      Why do we have so many temperature scales?

    21. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by booch · · Score: 1

      A planet that has the same temperature everywhere? Which planet is that?

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    22. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by booch · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence to support that trees developed in the same climate as humans? Or do you just think that the entire planet has the same climate?

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    23. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the early humans covered up their private parts with mud or the fur of foxes that found it very difficult to hide, probably so.

    24. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an important character, you insensitive clod!

    25. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      You mean ""?

      It just eats it from my post completely in the preview. If it does something different when I post it, well then that is fucked up.

    26. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a tree growing outside my house.
      I can stand outside my house without dying from climate conditions.
      Ergo, trees develop in the same climate as humans.

    27. Re:Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â by spleck · · Score: 1

      That's a stupid reply.

  14. Ouch by Aegis+Runestone · · Score: 1

    I feel sorry for the article poster. :/ Don't worry, when I read it the first time through, I thought it was 70 degrees F. I guess that's just my outdated mindset. I have a hard time calculating differences between metric and english units that I have a bookmarked site to help me convert. :S

    Anyway, interesting story. Trees, obviously, would always need some way to cool down or to keep warm throughout the seasons.

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  15. Jesus F Christ by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jesus F Christ, forget the kinship. The quote about pine needles is just about the most retarded thing I've heard in ages.

    Having lots of thin needles near each other is actually a pretty good heatsink design. No, seriously. Not as good as some ducted designs, and not as cheap to make as shaved copper fins, but nevertheless, if you're going to blow air through it, it gets heat out rather impressively well. Per weight, it has a _lot_ of surface to exchange heat through.

    Evergreens don't "stay warm like fingers in a mitten" in winter, but, among other things, have one or more of the following reasons for what they are:

    1. The needles allow the snow to fall off the trees easier than a broad leaf. (But not all evergreens have needles, btw.)

    2. Many contain chemicals that act, effectively, like anti-freeze. You can't stay warm like fingers in a mitten when you can't produce your own warmth. Your fingers stay warm in a mitten just because they produce their own heat, and the mitten keeps it in. If you were cold blooded, like a tree, even keeping them tight together and even a mitten wouldn't last you all winter. The best you can do is try not to freeze as early.

    But even so, they're photosynthesizing a lot slower in winter, and when the temperature drops enough and that water freezes anyway, not at all.

    3. They grow in areas with less sunlight, warmth and soil nutrients, so they can't afford to just lose the leaves and consume nutrients to make more in spring. So even if temperature drops enough that they do freeze, they keep their leaves because they can't afford to just drop them all and make a new batch later. They keep their needles for _years_.

    4. The thick needles and waxy cover help conserve water. Basically they try to lose as little as possible, among other things, because #2 and because getting more from the ground is a pain in winter anyway.

    So, seriously, this looks to me like the most retarded kind of pseudo-science. The kind that just imagines some fairy-tale explanation. Worse yet, one based on little more than anthropomorphizing the damn trees.

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    1. Re:Jesus F Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure Mr. Smarty Pants... but how do you explain where the airborne neurotoxin comes from?!?!

    2. Re:Jesus F Christ by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Uhh, I'm pretty sure it's talking about the surface area to volume ratio. A pine needle is very thick, little surface area and high volume, it will lose heat slower than a maple leaf, which is ridiculously thin and has much more surface area for it's volume.

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    3. Re:Jesus F Christ by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I had similar thoughts. And what about jungle and desert plants that do nearly all their major growth while the temps are in the low 100F range??

      And wilt is a function of water loss (or of inadequate uptake), not of temperature, tho natually there is more evaporation at higher temps. Even so, a correctly watered plant at 115F will be a lot less wilted than a dehydrated plant at 70F.

      [looks outside where it's presently 104F] Hmmph. My flowers don't seem to think this is cause for wilt at all (and that mum has grown a foot since our hot weather started a week ago). Neither do my trees, some of which are not even hot-climate species.

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    4. Re:Jesus F Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Ents on the other hand...

  16. This is why we specify units... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, he's saying it's 70 degrees dougmc, which coincidentally lines up with the Kelvin scale, but which uses degrees.

  17. Re:Only an overly pendacit by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Troll

    Are you saying you don't get an F for what they think?

    I ... C.

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  18. I'm not understanding by overshoot · · Score: 1
    The Mississippi Delta country this time of year runs overnight lows in the 85F range or higher and dew points nearly as high, so evaporation is not going to get leaves down to 70F or anywhere near it.

    And yet, the plants flourish. Notably, kudzu flourishes and grows so fast that you can almost see it happen -- which means it's not waiting for cooler weather.

    Something isn't adding up for me here.

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    1. Re:I'm not understanding by raymansean · · Score: 1

      Maybe it grows so fast so that it can pull the water from the ground, thus cooling it down. IANAE

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    2. Re:I'm not understanding by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The Mississippi Delta country this time of year runs overnight lows in the 85F range or higher and dew points nearly as high, so evaporation is not going to get leaves down to 70F or anywhere near it.

      And yet, the plants flourish. Notably, kudzu flourishes and grows so fast that you can almost see it happen -- which means it's not waiting for cooler weather.

      Something isn't adding up for me here.

      Well, right off the top of my head, evaporation isn't the only cooling method available, but perhaps more importantly, the article is about trees, and I'm pretty sure kudzu isn't is a type of tree.
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  19. Just another... by pchoppin · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...tree hugging environmentalist freak. How the hell this dribble ever made it to Slashdot is beyond me.

    As if a tree is aware of the temperature it maintains anyway... A tree is an organism, albeit a very efficient organism. The thousands of years of growth and development have dictated the system by which it generates and stores energy, not some longing for comfort. Give me a break. Next thing you know, environmentalists will be trying to develop a method of using photosynthesis to generate electricity.

    When will it end?

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    1. Re:Just another... by von_rick · · Score: 1

      Seeing how some folks are promoting abstinence as an effective means against STDs, development of electricity using photosynthesis won't even make it to the Humour section of newspaper.

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  20. Wrong title by mangu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    TFA should be: "TTrees' Leaves Grow At a Cool 70 in the USA and Myanmar And At a Cool 21 Everywhere Else Where The Middle Ages Have Ended And The Age Of Enlightment Has Arrived", but they ran out of space. Strings in Slashdot have a 120 character limit, you know.

  21. Re:70Deg K DAMN thats HOT!! by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

    It was smart to post as an AC. 70K (without the degrees) is damned cold! 70 degrees C is really hot.

  22. US Units by sjbe · · Score: 1

    How would you like it if you did a lot of business with Europe, but they still used cartwheels, furlongs, leagues, and all that stuff? In England they do, at least informally. I had an English roomie in college who insisted on giving weight in stones. I'll stop being pedantic now...

    I do wish we'd switch to metric here but I doubt we will in my lifetime.

    And for the record, I'm Canadian, living in the US. I STILL haven't gotten a feel for American units, but I'm getting a little better at doing the conversions in my head. That being said, I had no idea what 70F was until googling it. Apparently you haven't lived here long since temperatures are pretty much always given in Fahrenheit here. In fact (sadly) most US citizens couldn't tell a metric temperature other than 0C or 100C if their life depended on it.
    1. Re:US Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was *mass* in stone, not weight. *sigh* ;)

    2. Re:US Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No; despite the Wikipedian oracle's attempt to change it by fiat, the stone remains a unit of weight. As the pound, in terms of which the oracle defines the stone. Both predate the concept of mass, and in normal English usage can only be used as units of weight. If you read the relevant Wikipedia articles carefully, and have ever studied physics, you'll notice that they imply that the pound is a unit of both weight and mass (even having two separate articles, one for the "pound (mass)" and one for the "pound (weight)", which any engineering professor will tell you is rubbish. Fortunately, they do mention the correct, if contrived and inelegant, 'pound-mass' as a synonym for this supposed sense of 'pound'. They avoid the slug and its relation to the pound altogether in those articles, because that would make clear their pretense.

  23. 18O Discrimination is a complex subject by solanum · · Score: 1

    In this case it isn't so much the summary that is misleading as the original article. If you read the actual paper (assuming you have a Nature subscription), which doesn't appear to be linked from Nature's own news article, you will find that they aren't quite saying that leaf temp is maintained at 21C. Firstly, the 18O data actually mean that the sugars used to construct the cellulose measured were built at 21C, not that photosynthesis occurs at 21C. Secondly, this is an AVERAGE temperature over the lifetime of the tree! Thirdly, it relies on a model, which I'm not about to go through here. But I did work in the lab with people that have spent a lot of time working on this area (they are cited multiple times by the authors here) and I suspect that the conclusion as presented is probably a vast simplification.

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    1. Re:18O Discrimination is a complex subject by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking that 21C for "built/grow" could be more like the 0 degrees C point for freezing, than our 37 degrees C for body temperature.

      That is to say, it's not so much that the trees do the regulation, but that 21C is just where the sugars start easily "freezing" to cellulose.

      So some trees might have to do special stuff to grow, but other trees might not.

      The 21C point is still an interesting finding (if it's true).

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  24. Explains my palms... by Alioth · · Score: 1

    I live on an island in the north Irish Sea, but despite this, I have Medeterranean dwarf fan palms growing pretty vigorously in my garden (the Gulf Stream keeps us from getting much in the way of freezing weather in the winter). I've also got a couple of Canary Island Date Palms (rather slow growers here) and a couple of washingtonia (native of southern California/Mexico).

    1. Re:Explains my palms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pe'dants corner: you mean the North Atlantic Drift.

    2. Re:Explains my palms... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      My palms are hairy, try to explain that!

  25. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I grow pot professionally. I know these things. And so does the parent poster.

  26. Idiots!! by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

    Dear God, Slashdotters! Everyone knows it's twice half as much.

  27. Re:Humans are 98 but prefer 72 by taupin · · Score: 1

    A combination of heat trapped by clothing and heat generated by movement (including that of blood, etc.)

  28. Modern humans over-thermoregulate by briglass · · Score: 1

    We have too much control over air temperature, and have trained our thermoreceptors to be oversensitive to temperature. Those who spend their childhood outdoors (e.g., indigenous peoples) are not as sensitive to temperature variability as us refrigerated beings.

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  29. Kudzu ain't all by overshoot · · Score: 1

    Well, right off the top of my head, evaporation isn't the only cooling method available, but perhaps more importantly, the article is about trees, and I'm pretty sure kudzu isn't is a type of tree.
    No, pines and oaks also flourish there -- they're just slower than kudzu.

    As for "other cooling methods," the tree trunks are also warm (thus not conduction), no cool air for convection, and night-time radiation (even if it were worth much in the soup called "air" in the Delta) isn't much help to cool at the same time as photosynthesis.

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  30. TP ripping 101 by nikanj · · Score: 1

    1. Roll out a few pieces
    2. Press roll with your arm
    3. Yank the pieces off with a twist of your wrist

    No need to put down your book just to wipe your ass. More seconds with sweet scifi!

  31. Re:Only an overly pendacit by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I think I need to change my password.

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  32. Base-10 Sucks by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Um, 'cause it's Base-10 and way easier to teach to future generations?

    Base-10 sucks, too few prime divisors.

    The Egyptians figured out children could learn to count in base 12 on their finger knuckles just fine. That way we won't have to start navigating in radians to get to your base-10 nirvana.

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    1. Re:Base-10 Sucks by The+Wannabe+King · · Score: 1
      You do realise that you count in base-10? Before the advent of the decimal point, which is quite new actually, units in base-12 may have been convenient, but now they are rather meaningless.

      By the way, how many inches in a mile? Is the US system really base-12?

    2. Re:Base-10 Sucks by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You do realise that you count in base-10?

      Of course.

      Before the advent of the decimal point, which is quite new actually, units in base-12 may have been convenient, but now they are rather meaningless.

      I'm not talking about units, but a base. You can certainly use a 'decimal point' in base 12 to represent a fractional part, though its base is different.

      By the way, how many inches in a mile? Is the US system really base-12?

      The foot is base 12, but not much else in linear measurement. The Egyptians and Babylonians used more coherent base-12 systems. Most humans still use them for things like degrees (360 degrees in a circle/compass), time (24 hour days), the calendar (sort of...rounding errors, but 12 months, they tried for 360 days, 60 seconds in an minute, 60 minutes to the hour). In the US we still use dozens frequently for food items like eggs, baked goods, etc. Thirds are especially easy in base-12, compared with base-10, as are halves, quarters. Base 10 limits you to halves and fifths when working with whole numbers, other common fractions become irrational or fractional. Whole numbers are simply easier for mental math, and more precise (.333333 is still a rounding error).

      There's nothing superior about base 10, it's just a habit. Also, don't confuse the regularity of the SI, a desirable trait, with the basing, they're separate issues. A regular base 12 SI could still have 'kilometers' as 12*12*12 meters. This isn't much different than the base-2 SI tacked-on for computer work - the one with the dumb-sounding names.

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  33. At Slashdot by Derosian · · Score: 1

    One of most interesting biological articles in a long time and the first 20 posts that are modded up are about a mistake/slip up on the temperature.

    1. Re:At Slashdot by Nicopa · · Score: 1

      Let's hope the next such article uses normal units, so we can focus on the article itself instead.

    2. Re:At Slashdot by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Try resubmitting the story (with the "correct" units etc).

      Then a dupe might be posted later :).

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    3. Re:At Slashdot by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      we can focus on the article Oh, you must be new here.
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  34. 70 degrees⦠north or south? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ⦠and for the record there are virtually no trees at 70 dregrees, north or south, doing much of anything whatsoever!

  35. US is officially metric by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just the transition time is taking a bit longer than expected.

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    1. Re:US is officially metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be related to the longer than expected time it is taking for Americans to elect themselves a decent leader?

    2. Re:US is officially metric by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      is that due to a conversion error between seconds and nanoyears?

  36. please answer, I need to know this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this also apply to Penis enlargement?

    (it's for a friend actually)

    1. Re:please answer, I need to know this by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      Does your friend happen to post with your /. account? ...because I think it is for you, my friend.

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  37. It is... by msauve · · Score: 2, Informative

    "degree Rankine", same as "degree Celcius," "degree centigrade," and "degree Fahrenheit." Kelvin is the odd man out.

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    1. Re:It is... by vipz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification!

  38. Fahrenheit arbitrary and pulled from someone's ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And 529.67 rankine for those of us who are simply better looking.


    But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?

    Since it was pulled out of someone's ass:

    Romer had decided that the boiling point of water should be 60 degrees, which at least had the strength of numerological tradition behind it (60 minutes in an hour, right?). But zero was arbitrary, the main consideration apparently being that it should be colder than it ever got in Denmark. (Romer didn't like using negative numbers in his weather logbook.) In addition to the boiling point of water, the other landmarks on Romer's scale were the freezing point of water, 7½ degrees, and body temperature, 22½ degrees.

    D.G., simple soul that he was, thought this cockeyed system was the soul of elegance. He made one useful change--to get rid of the fractions, he multiplied Romer's degrees by 4, giving him 30 for the freezing point and 90 for body temperature. Then, for reasons nobody has ever been able to fathom, he multiplied all the numbers by 16/15, making 32 freezing and 96 body temperature. Boiling point for the time being he ignored altogether.



    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_188.html

    At least with Celsius it relates to the states of a natural occurring substance.
  39. It was originally Celsius by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    an American publication writing to an American audience

    I just read TFA. It was published in Nature. A British science journal. And it says :

    A survey of 39 North American tree species over an area spanning 50 of latitude has shown that plants protect one of their most important functions photosynthesis by maintaining average leaf temperatures at around 21 C, regardless of the weather.

    So the submitter changed the original figure.
  40. nature is far beyond human so-called intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u think human is the best?
    human is best to learn and nothing built-in
    hahahahaha

  41. Re:Only an overly pendacit by biogeochick · · Score: 1

    I never thought I would say this combination of words: Thank you, Geekoid and Aegis! xo, Biogeo.

  42. Re:Only an overly pendacit by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I suffer for my humor...

    Mine was a play on 'F'ahrenheit and 'C'elcious.

    Ah well...

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  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  44. YATS by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

    Yet another temperature scale: 70 degrees Delisle = 128 degrees Fahrenheit. They like it hot hot hot!

  45. You mean the middle of the 20th. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    That's 21C for anyone living in the 21st century.

    In the US that's the middle of the 20th century. The "powers that be" tried to switch us to C and km around the '70s or so. But we just ignored 'em and eventually they gave up.

    (Might have been different if they hadn't picked about the same time to switch it "Celsius" from "Centigrade". But probably not. B-) )

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  46. Reminds me of a cartoon. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    ... 10.476 feet per gallon

    GP must drive a Hummer... perhaps only in reverse, like Mother Goose.

    Reminds me of a cartoon in a hot rod magazine several decades ago.

    Hot rod at the gas pump with a couple guys in it while it idles. The third guy, at the pump, is yelling "Shut it down! It's gaining on me!".

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  47. Re:nature is far beyond human so-called intelligen by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    tsk tsk Mr. Conifer. You don't have leaves.

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  48. obligatory... by chemisus · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new 70 degree rotated, 70 degrees temperature, 70 degrees educated, located somewhere between 70 degrees east and 6 degrees from kevin bacon *, tree overlords.

    * theres bound to be a tree somewhere in that movie...

  49. To avoid hyperthermia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We sense the surrounding temperature through tiny sensors in the skin which are extremely sensitive to temperature. When these sensors register about 20 degrees and our whole body is at a good temperature, we feel comfortable. Higher than that means we're getting too hot.

    The sensors send signals to the the brain, from both internal and skin sensors. The hypothalamus (a primitive part of our brain) controls the action, like a furnace controller/thermostat. The hypothalamus integrates the signals to learn how warm the internal body is and how the body surface is changing: warming or cooling. Then it decides what to do: OK means do nothing; otherwise it begins start regulation of body temperature to get it right again.

    When the hypothalamus decides to cool the body, we sweat (to cool the skin through evaporation) and our skin blood vessels widen (to bring warm blood to the skin where it can cool).

    If we were feeling the warmth only when the ambient temperature reaches the same value as the deep body temperature, it would be too late and hyperthermia would develop. The body temperature would soar and eventually cause brain damage.

  50. Maybe because of an absorbtion compromise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sun is basically yellow. Green means that it's pretty absorptive at yellow and lower spectra and rejects green and higher. Including UV.

    Alternatively, the plant's don't get to tune what chemical they use, they use whatever is available that works. And it may not be able to GET to black because it has no way of getting from the blue cyanobacteria had to the black they could do with now. Green may be the best they can manage.

  51. degrees of what? by Arimus · · Score: 1

    freedom?
    Latitude?
    Longitude?
    Kelvin?
    Farhenite?
    Celcius?
    seperation?
    from a randomly chosen spot on Uranus?
    from the trunk?
    towards the trunk?

    GIGO FTW

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  52. MOD parent up by Elky+Elk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the 1 Kelvin just happens to about 1 degree C but the definitions are indpendent

  53. Hey biogeockick can I have a BJ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  54. Trees are smarter than us by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    Look at the facts.

    Trees do not hurt the planet, engage in war, or show hatred.

    Trees live side-by-side and form communities that used to cover entire continents.

    We use the skeletons of trees for our houses, decks, guitars, furniture, and we burn their bodies for heat.

    Trees have orgasms that last for months. At least the darn pine trees by my house. I mean there is pollen all over everything --- eeewwww. Then again, there ARE stiff all year long.

    Trees do differential calculus while we all sleep. They have been stargazing for nearly one billion years. They are pretty good at high energy physics too.

    So hug a tree, but don't get any on you.

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  55. Re:Only an overly pendacit by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Even if one accepts that a US American website (even with a known-international user base) always uses degrees Fahrenheit for temperatures, "degrees" is quite inaccurate as it's a heavily overloaded unit. I actually mistook the figure in the headline for an angle (reading the "cool" as something only understandable after reading TFA) until I read the clarification at the end. When using degrees for temperature, always specify which kind of degrees so people don't have to guess what they're dealing with. There's too many kinds of degrees that commonly occur as two-digit numbers.

    Also, when giving temperatures always offer conversions into all formats readers can be expected to need. Slashdot is a US American site, so Fahrenheit is neccessary. Many users come from countries that aren't the USA or Belize so Celsius is neccessary as well. Kelvin is only useful when talking about very low temperatures and all other systems fill narrow niches at best, but C and F should always be given.

    Doesn't matter where your server is located; a website should always try to accomodate for its user base.

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  56. Re:Only an overly pendacit by martin_henry · · Score: 1

    Next time don't use "sex" or "money"

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  57. You should have let Google do the conversion by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 1

    I just entered "40 miles per gallon = ? rods per hogshead" into Google.

    The result returned:

    40 miles per gallon = 806 400 rods per hogshead

    I [heart] the Simpsons-watching Google Calculator engineers.

  58. Re:forget geothermal-- how about aborealthermal... by lurking_giant · · Score: 1

    Have you filed the patent disclosure yet? Sounds like a genetic engineering potential. I'll give you the sales pitch.... "Sap away the heat!" Sometimes the silliest ideas are marketable. Ops... looks like someone is selling a mechanical version of it now. http://www.mkicorp.com/a-t-transpiration.asp

  59. Can't be too good, I was obviously just kidding. by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Call it ...

    Toilet Humor

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  60. It's amusing by Non-Newtonian+Fluid · · Score: 1

    to see so many otherwise individualistic geeks yelling "conform" at the top of their lungs!

    By the logic employed by many here, surely even more than adopting a common temperature scale, the world would benefit from people throwing away their native tongues and all adopting English as a first language instead. I don't see anyone arguing for that though.

    Maybe people should talk about the article instead of having this silly conversation. Or if truely necessary, someone should submit this discussion to Slashdot as "Geeks Debate Temperature Scales."

    1. Re:It's amusing by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      to see so many otherwise individualistic geeks yelling "conform" at the top of their lungs!

      By the logic employed by many here, surely even more than adopting a common temperature scale, the world would benefit from people throwing away their native tongues and all adopting English as a first language instead. I don't see anyone arguing for that though.

      I agree. Slashdot should adopt a common temperature scale when it adopts a common language.
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    2. Re:It's amusing by rnws · · Score: 1

      It's not the conformity, it's the lack of a defined unit - this is a site for nerds/geeks/whatever and anybody in science knows that showing the unit of measurement is important. Degrees of temperature (F, C & K), latitude, arc, etc.? IIRC degrees K is the definitive standard for temperature anyway (because it measures from absolute zero as opposed to an arbitrary zero).

      Not to mention there is significant benefit to standardisation - as evidenced by a certain Mars probe incident and mass-production techniques which would be impossible without standards.

      In terms of language use - well you are posting on Slashdot in its "standard" language! How useful would this (or any other) site be if every article and forum post was in a different language? Not very! There is also significant evidence that native languages are becoming extinct all over the world at an accelerating pace.

  61. Grrrrrrrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We Americans have no problem figuring out the temp...our system works perfectly fine.

    ALL these systems are arbitrary, some a little more, some a little less.

    All these systems work just fine for the people using them. (sort of like language?)

    The question is obvious: what is the ROI for switching? Usually pretty shitty. Very few make the switch, until such time that it is profitable and expedient to do so.

    Until then, STFU silly nerds!

  62. Isotope ratio not reliable proxy for temperature by AlejoHausner · · Score: 1
    Whoah mule! Hang on! I actually RTFA (well, I tried to, but my library doesn't subscribe to "Nature News"). But, I did read the comments attached to the article summary (off the link provided in the article). They are highly critical of the claims made.

    One comment also says that people have actually measured leaf temperatures directly (using thermometers, of all things): leaves can get very hot, and very cold, and that they don't usually keep a constant avg temp.

    Another comment states that out that you're using ratios of oxygen isotopes to infer the average temperature. This ratio is constant in the atmosphere, and perhaps all you're describing is the atmospheric ratio, reflected in the cellulose samples you tested. So maybe all we can infer is that the world's average temperature doesn't vary very much, but then again that's kind of a tautology, isn't it?

    Timothy, would be willing to provide a URL on your dept's website for us mere mortals to read the full article? I'm sure Nature won't mind, and we might get a better sense of whether what you say is true.

  63. Re:TP by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh... The good old "Think of the children" defense.
    I wondered how long it would take to get trotted out.

    To counter the "fit to breed" snipe: How fit is someone that won't train their children?

    Lest it get ugly lets finish up with a family anecdote:
    One of my sisters was hollering at my mom to help her one day, and my mom told her to come here.
    She did.
    Only problem was she neglected to tear off the toilet paper she was bringing my mom.

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  64. Farenheit is a people friendly scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you just narrowed temperature down to a human comfortable scale, Fahrenheit does the job of describing it quite well with only two digits. Celsius on the other hand requires going to the right of the decimal point to adequately describe a noticeable change, so then you need 3 or 4 digits to do the exact same job. It's really a matter of convenience. Also if you consider 0 F too dang cold, and 100 F too dang hot, it also comes that approximately 3/4 of that range is actually pretty comfy in human terms. It's actually a better measurement in regards to an human occupied environment, since the range of 0 to 100 has more useful resolution. That might explain why the U.S. still uses it.

    Now if you want something that allows for scientific calibration based on the boiling and freezing points of water at sea level, then sure Celsius is plenty good for that.