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  1. What can possibly go wrong? on Paypal Jumps Into Bitcoin With Both Feet · · Score: 0

    It just might work. Hell, people once bought pet rocks.

  2. I beg to differ on How Red Hat Can Recapture Developer Interest · · Score: 1

    I would never use Ubuntu for any serious endeavor. It is a vanity distro which is completely dependent on the whim of its self appointed Benevolent Dictator for Life, Mark Shuttleworth. Given Canonical's yearly financial losses it is only a matter of time until he calls it quits to preserve his personal wealth.
    Canonical are the people whose forums were hacked, user information stolen, and remained down for two weeks while they attempted to restore backups and patch the exploit. They release by far the buggiest linux distribution in history, in fact it is based on Debian Unstable.
    Ubuntu 14.04 LTS includes the 3.13 version of the Linux kernel. This is not an upstream long term supported kernel. This means that the Ubuntu maintainers will have to do all the backporting work without any help from the community, for five years, to a kernel that no other distribution will use.
    Add the increasing numbers of open source developers infuriated by Canonical's misdeeds with Mir, Unity, and Upstart, and it is clear that Ubuntu is the distro with the challenge to remain relevant.

  3. The Donald Sterling mystery explained on Ballmer Leaves Microsoft Board · · Score: 1

    SB: Don. I want to buy a basketball team.
    DS: That's not going to help sell more Zunes, Steve.
    SB: Uh, yeah well it's time for new challenges, if you know what I mean. But between steering Microsoft
    into an iceberg and my well known temper tantrums, I'm afraid the NBA won't let me buy a team.
    DS: I'll put in a good word for you.
    SB: That's not going to cut it, Don. What I need is for you to create a distraction. A train wreck caliber
    disturbance so profound the NBA will be glad to have me.
    DS: Oh my God.

  4. Keep your Monopoly money on Are Altcoins Undermining Bitcoin's Credibility? · · Score: 1

    I wager 200 quatloos on the newcomer.

  5. So what. on Network Hijacker Steals $83,000 In Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. I have $10,000,000 in Monopoly money.

  6. Re:You can't beat them on Ask Slashdot: Future-Proof Jobs? · · Score: 1

    Well then, let me qualify that. Corporate profits are at a record high percentage of GDP, and wages are at a record low percentage of GDP.
    http://money.cnn.com/2012/12/0...

  7. You can't beat them on Ask Slashdot: Future-Proof Jobs? · · Score: 1

    so join them. Become a shareholder. Who's benefiting from the current record setting profits that American corporations are posting? Not the working class that's for sure.

  8. I'll wager on Venture-Backed Bitcoin Miner Startup Can't Deliver On Time, Gets Sued · · Score: 1

    200 quatloos on the newcomer.

  9. Power everything! on Ford's Bringing Adaptive Steering To the Masses · · Score: 1

    Excellent. We'll remove any physical effort required to drive a car, and the entire country will gain weight as a result. Now we have a huge market for exercise machines.

  10. The inevitable on Canonical (Nearly) Halts Development of Ubuntu For Android · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Soon, the headline will read: "Canonical Halts Development of Ubuntu, Recommends Users Migrate to Windows 8"

  11. List of sustainable revenue streams at Canonical: on Canonical Shutting Down Ubuntu One File Services · · Score: 1

    ... ... Spyware ...

  12. I'll pass. on Ubuntu Phone Isn't Important Enough To Demand an Open Source Baseband · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A phone from Canonical? This is the company who brings us the buggiest linux distribution in history, the company whose own forums got hacked and were down for two weeks while they tried to restore a backup. They have never made money and are completely dependent on the continued financial support of their self appointed benevolent dictator for life. With tens of millions in personal losses so far, and years past his own deadline for Canonical to break even, do you really trust that they will be around? I hear all the time that Ubuntu is good for linux. I suppose it is, the same way that factory farming is good for chickens.

  13. 1998 wants its problems back on Lies Programmers Tell Themselves · · Score: 0

    All these issues are irrelevant today, thanks to continuous deployment, Google buses, and node.js.

  14. Remember when? on It's True: Some People Just Don't Like Music · · Score: 1

    Ha! Slashdotted.

  15. Para Mecium "Labs" on Para Bellum Labs Will Attempt To Make the RNC a Political-Analytics Player · · Score: 1

    Paramecia live in aquatic environments, usually in stagnant, warm water. The paramecium evidently has some sense of movement because it responds when it bumps into something.

  16. Gas and hybrid are far safer on Tesla Model S Catches Fire: Is This Tesla's 'Toyota' Moment? · · Score: 1

    This will continue to happen, at least with the Model S. The Prius' battery pack is tiny in comparison, and far better protected. Gas tanks can of course catch fire and explode, but they too are much smaller and better protected. The Model S battery pack contains over 7000 lithium-ion cells, any one of which can catch fire if damaged as in this case. The Model S batteries are located underneath the floor of the car, occupying almost the entire exposed underside. This location is desirable for the car's low center of gravity and potentially for replacing the battery pack, but is also the most likely to suffer damage from road debris.

  17. Re:You're welcome! on GNOME 3.10 Is Now Properly Supported On Wayland · · Score: 1

    Thanks to Mr. Coward, I have seen the light. It is clear to me now that Canonical is essentially an open source Machiavelli, manipulating other players such as Redhat and Intel with ease. The Wayland devs, shamed into action, are now producing the next generation display server which Canonical will then use instead of their Trojan Horse display server.

  18. Thank you Ubuntu! on GNOME 3.10 Is Now Properly Supported On Wayland · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a great leap forward for desktop Linux and we must remember the open source luminaries that have made this advance possible, starting with Mr. Mark Shuttleworth. Mark committed to making significant contributions to Wayland back in 2010, and generously offered to support KDE and Gnome in the transition. Wait, what? They never contributed a single line of code? They were secretly working on another project and are now in a pissing match with Intel??

  19. Nobody from Ubuntu on The Linux Foundation Releases Annual Linux Development Report · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No mention of Canonical anywhere in the report. Why am I not surprised?

  20. Build it and they will come on Nissan's Crash-Free R&D: 7 Cute Robots Mimicking Bees and Fish · · Score: 1

    Every time an effort is made to ease traffic congestion, such as adding lanes, it works temporarily until people take advantage of it, and then traffic resumes its previous speed. While adding lanes would have been a permanent solution for the existing amount of traffic, now you simply have more people commuting from farther distances, creating more pollution etc. Self driving cars will temporarily improve travel times until sufficient numbers of people use them, then the roads will again be clogged. The only real solution is population control.

  21. To paraphrase Robert Heinlein on How Human Psychology Holds Back Climate Change Action · · Score: 1

    Never attribute to an availability heuristic that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  22. This episode of Ubuntu brought to you by Amazon on Ubuntu Releases 13.04, Sticks To 6-Month Release Rhythm · · Score: 1

    Nice to see that 13.04 also includes a free 30 day trial of Facebook File Manager.

  23. Courtesy Devops_Borat on Google's BigQuery Vs. Hadoop: a Matchup · · Score: 1

    Mining of Big Data is problem solve in 2013 with zgrep.

  24. Make benefit glorious engineering teams on Facebook Details the Software Engineering Behind Graph Search · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Hard part of startup is make money from wheel after reinvent it." -Devops_Borat

  25. Performance problem on All Ruby On Rails Versions Suffer SQL Injection Flaw · · Score: 1

    I tried running the exploit but activerecord chewed up all the system memory and the oomkiller took the server down. Luckily my server restart cron script runs every minute so my social media aggregator startup, disruptr.com, is back online.