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  1. Re:Psychological effect on Study Finds Different Types of Alcohol Can Determine Different Moods (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    That's why they use a clickbait headline that lies, and leave out the words "people believe."

    Until we get real AI that can believe clickbait headlines, I tend to assume EVERYTHING is prefixed with "people believe..."

    As for the article, obligatory Achewood: http://achewood.com/index.php?...

  2. Re:RAMA ? on Study of Recent Interstellar Asteroid Reveals Bizarre Shape (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Option 1: blow it up

    Option 2: tell everyone it's fake news and it doesn't exist

    Option 3: retrieve it and put it in a theme park

  3. Re:Queue the bitter "Bitcoin is a bubble/scam" pos on Bitcoin Prices Surge 26% in November, Pass $8000 (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    What's interesting about the bubble crowd is that the only example of human history they have to cling on is some obscure reference from 1637. In the following 380 years they can't come up with anything else...

    Say, you must be Albanian!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_Civil_War

  4. I'm wondering if this is the sort of technology that can be defeated with chicken wire.

    I was wondering that, also, along with large butterfly nets, jumbo cans of silly string, large tennis racquets - now that would be fun, kind of like a lethal version of "pass the parcel" - but primarily I was wondering how long their batteries last, how well do they function in the rain, and how much facial recognition technology can you get into something the size of a matchbox? Enough to ensure that wearing a Guy Fawkes mask can keep you safe?

    On second thoughts, maybe not a Guy Fawkes mask - they strike me as the sort of thing that would be on the kill list. Perhaps a papercraft Matt Damon mask; he's at the top of the one "nicest people in the world" list I consulted.

  5. Re: That old saying about correlation and causatio on Study of 500,000 Teens Suggests Association Between Excessive Screen Time and Depression (vice.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, does an increase in teen suicide rates ever correlate with a decrease in adult suicide rates?

    Yes. Teens who commit suicide rarely go on to become adults who commit suicide.

  6. What sort of quartz - on A Stable Plasma Ring Has Been Created In Open Air For the First Time Ever (futurism.com) · · Score: 2

    .. is "either quartz", and did anyone else find their youtube video a little short of details?

  7. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... on Silicon Valley Thinks It Invented Roommates. They Call It 'Co-living' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    I think we actually used to call these kindergartens.

  8. Re:Gee, that semi is ugly. on Tesla Unveils 500-Mile Range Semi Truck, 620-Mile Range Roadster 2.0 · · Score: 2

    It's really hideous. Couldn't they come up with something watchable?

    How much time do you spend staring at trucks?

  9. Re:If it's only 250 MPH, it won't be fastest. on Tesla Unveils 500-Mile Range Semi Truck, 620-Mile Range Roadster 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Is it important that a truck - presumably intended for long hauls rather than Tom-Slick-style racing - be able to accelerate like mad? Once, Ettore Bugatti, when asked about the brakes, quipped "I want it to go, not stop." From what speed can the Roadster 2 stop, safely?

  10. Re:Good riddance on UC Browser Mobile App Disappears From Google Play Store (medianama.com) · · Score: 1

    does your browser of choice not have bookmarks? they're a neat feature. you should check it out.

  11. Re:It's quantized so it's not continuous anymore on Firefox Quantum Arrives With Faster Browser Engine, Major Visual Overhaul (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    However, in leaps, the quantum unit is huge. That why quantum leaps are so large.

    I thought quantum leaps were when Count Baccula's conscious traveled back in time and takes over someone's body.

    Oh, yeah! Did you see the one where he became the captain of a Federation starship?

  12. Re:Crypto-currency - new tech bubble? on Bitcoin Gold, the Latest Bitcoin Fork, Explained (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    How long before that bursts and there are hundreds if not thousands worthless crypto-currencies, like dot-coms after 2001?

    There's always going to be someone who wants something for nothing.

    And if you think that's harmless - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  13. Re:6.5 inch phone? on Apple Could Launch Two New Full-Screen iPhones Next Year (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Ha, the Samsung Galaxy Tab A is MUCH bigger than that!

  14. Re:Non-Story on Asgardia Becomes the First Nation Deployed in Space (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Is this the next step in the Sovereign Citizen movement?

  15. Re:You can't have this on North Korean Hackers Are Targeting US Defense Contractors (wpengine.com) · · Score: 1

    1. They're having a very difficult time with getting those missiles to leave the launch pad. It's almost as if something were swatting them down shortly after launch.

    It's called technical incompetence.

  16. Re:What else would you expect? on North Korean Hackers Are Targeting US Defense Contractors (wpengine.com) · · Score: 0

    NK has a bunch of hackers, did anyone expect them to twiddle their thumbs and just sat there doing nothing?

    Pretty much all you can do, unless you have computers. Does President Kim let them borrow his when they're on the job?

    You mean to tell me NK has MORE THAN ONE computer?

  17. Re:Who cares? Designed by Apple in California on The iPhone X Becomes Unresponsive When It Gets Cold (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, it's still 2017. My bad.

    SHHH! Remember what happened to Galaxity!

  18. Re:Unless it's DRM free then I don't care. on 'Starcraft II' Goes Free-to-Play on Tuesday (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know if it installs Bonjour, like their free offering of "Starcraft" did.

    I'd like to know if it installs Bonjour without telling you, unconcerned that it brings your system to a crawl if it can't find any other games on your local network. And that it doesn't come with an uninstaller, forcing you to look under the hood and then pry the fucking thing loose with a crowbar. Thank you, Apple.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonjour_(software)

  19. Re:It's all fun and games... on NASA Discovers Mantle Plume That's Melting Antarctica From Below (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Until a gamma-ray burst or a wandering black hole takes us ALL out.

    What would the effect of a really strong gamma-ray burst be? I mean, I know generally we'd have a bad time, but how quickly would it strike, and what would it be like? Would there be time to point to the skies, cry out "Good lord! (choke!)"?

  20. Re:You keep using that word on Some iPhone X Displays Plagued By Mysterious 'Green Line of Death' (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 0

    Oh, come on, really? We have to have “of death”? It’s just a thin line, jeez.

    They are most likely referring to the gradual death of the users' belief in Apple's primacy, although it takes a lot of abuse for cultists to abandon their beliefs. Trust me, I'm a Subgenius - I know.

  21. Re:They're Trying To Milk Subscriptions on Star Trek: Discovery Will Return On January 7th, 2018 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    True, however, it's also true that it's around the time of the winter haitus most TV shows undergo mid-season.

    Why? Does it get too cold to film? Just set a bunch of episodes on an ice planet.

  22. of course it won't, but - on Windows 10's Version of AirDrop Lets You Quickly Share Files Between PCs (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will work with any of the other bluetooth sharing things, like the Samsung one.

    I wonder which one will become the standard, if ever, or if there'll eventually be half a dozen of them obstinately refusing to talk to each other.

  23. Buy high, sell low, boys.

    It worked for Tony Montana!

    Oh, wait a minute. It didn't work. He died in a hail of bullets. But he was as high as a kite when it happened.

  24. Re:Not that strange on Nearly a Third of Millennials Say They'd Rather Own Bitcoin Than Stocks (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This. They see the stock market as being controlled by Wall Street; they can't get in on the game, so they turn towards another game that lets them do nothing while they imagine they're accruing value somehow. Nobody ever went broke offering people something for nothing.

    I was originally going with "It's because they're stupid. That's why. That's why everybody does everything." - Homer Simpson

  25. Re: Don't get too exited on 'Quark Fusion' Produces Eight Times More Energy Than Nuclear Fusion (futurism.com) · · Score: 1

    Of course Quark fusion is unacceptably unstable.

    I am now imagining Quark and the Grand Nagus doing that little dance, side by side, pointing their fingers in the air, leaning towards each other and shouting "Fu... sion.. HAA!"

    I'm not apologising.