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  1. This is what happens.. on New 'Asciidots' Programming Language Uses Ascii Art (And Python) (github.com) · · Score: 1

    .. when people learn how to code by playing Minecraft.

    ... we can imagine units of data (like our variable x) following a data go-kart track that's interrupted in different places with pit stops that change the value of the data go-kart that's following the track around.

    I don't have a problem with that. I just wish we had a kind of hopper that fed upwards as easily as it feeds down.

  2. "Dangerous Minds" meets "Boing Boing".

  3. Re:The bullshit never ends on Elon Musk + AI + Microsoft = Awesome Dota 2 Player (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    "Nobody likes being regulated," Musk wrote on Twitter Friday, "but everything (cars, planes, food, drugs, etc) that's a danger to the public is regulated. AI should be too."

    So should you, you hypocritical, delusional bag of gas. I just can't take this douche seriously anymore. And whoopty-do. AI can play games. Let's elect it mayor.

    Humans should be regulated, since they seem unable to regulate themselves. Perhaps an AI will step up for the job. If the humans are lucky, it'll be more like Iain M Banks' Culture Minds and less like Frank Herbert's "Ship": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  4. the worship of Satoshi Nakamoto on Former Bitcoin Developer Shares Early Satoshi Nakamoto Emails (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Nakamoto's words have become nigh-gospel for some in the Bitcoin world.

    and:

    None of the emails are included on a popular database of Nakamoto's writings collected from old emails and forum posts.

    Who reveres this imaginary person so much? Who would maintain a popular database of his writings? Could it be Satoshi Nakamato?

  5. Re:Damn that Roadrunner... on Hearing Loss of US Diplomats In Cuba Is Blamed On Covert Device (bostonglobe.com) · · Score: 1

    Possibly even embassy people pranking each other.

    (deadpan)Oh, ha ha. Great prank there. Hilarious. Increíblemente jodidamente gracioso, idiota.

    "Ha ha, Cabron! You're totally deaf!"

    "... What?"

  6. that's progress on US Product Safety Commission Warns That Some Fidget Spinners Explode (cnn.com) · · Score: 2

    take a simple toy made of three small bearings

    add a battery and LEDs.

    Bruce Sterling was right about history. exploding fidget spinners is the epitome of Atemporality.

  7. Re:Where do you think you are, the U.S.? on China's VPN Developers Face Crackdown (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing that people in the other parts of the world think that protections afforded citizens of other countries seem to apply to them automatically also.

    you might be surprised, or disdainful, at the number of people outside the US who try to claim their "Fifth Amendment Rights" or who expect the police to read them Miranda when they're being arrested. It's what happens when people confuse TV and films with real life.

  8. Re:Unrealistic expectations on Salesforce Fires Red Team Staffers Who Gave Defcon Talk (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    they have mad visionary skills...

    and yet he didn't see that coming.

  9. Re:Too little too late. on Facebook Is Cracking Down On Deceptive Ads For Porn, Diet Pills (adweek.com) · · Score: 2

    And /. can we stop making so many stories with Facebook? It is really starting to get boring here.

    When chronic Faecebook users complain to me about the toxic environment there, and I tell them "Well, don't go there," they look at me as if I'd suggested they strangle the family budgerigar. I think it's an addiction. Addiction to what, I have no idea. I only go on Faece every few months to post out-right lies, like "I think I'll buy a second boat, to go with my first boat", to give their analytics something to chew on.

  10. When he [Srouji] was shown the floor plans, he was more or less just "F--- that, f--- you, f--- this, this is bulls---." And they built his team their own building, off to the side on the campus ... My understanding is that that building was built because Srouji was like, 'F--- this, my team isn't working like this.'"

    Tourette's? I sometimes think of it as "Debra Morgan Syndrome". C--k S--k motherF---!

  11. Youtube comments were nowhere near stupid enough. Now that there's another channel for people to be mindless, braying morons through, perhaps we can achieve something like Peak Stupidity, which will be a valuable weapon in our coming fight against the Singularity.

  12. "And if this trend continues... Eyyyyy!" on Netflix's First Takeover: a Comics Firm (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see what kind of shows Netflix makes after acquiring Shadman, Kamitora, Dr Graevling and Modeseven.

  13. Sources on A US Spy Plane Has Been Flying Circles Over Seattle For Days (thedrive.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "According to 'Russia Today'"? Really?

  14. Re:Lunacy on Browser Extensions Are Undermining Privacy (vortex.com) · · Score: 1

    Data is not fact. Who fucking cares.

    "Interesting! AC there doesn't seem to be capable of putting together a grammatical sentence. Let's steer some advertisements for grammar books his way. Slant the ads so he feels inadequate with his present, sad command of the language. Couldn't hurt."

  15. Re:Um, yay for them? on The NSA Intercepted Microsoft's Windows Bug Reports (schneier.com) · · Score: 1

    I hope they'll decide to monetize it soon - there's a bunch of posts I made to talk.bizarre a long time ago, and google doesn't seem to have archival copies.

  16. Re:I have an idea on Inside Mozilla's Fight To Make Firefox Relevant Again (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Is that a Firefox problem, a javascript problem or a Facebook problem? I'm going with the latter.

  17. Greg Bear called it, of course on In Breakthrough, Scientists Edit a Dangerous Mutation From Genes in Human Embryos (npr.org) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just gonna leave this here -

    http://www.baen.com/Chapters/ERBAEN0036/ERBAEN0036___1.htm

  18. Re:Market will go nuts after Ready Player One is o on VR Is the Fastest-Growing Skill for Online Freelancers (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    ....whether totally unjustified, its going to be a match to gasoline. JMHO...

    Indeed. A brief flare of light and heat, and then a lingering smell. And then nothing.

  19. Re:How is accuracy measured? on Google Says AI Better Than Humans At Scrubbing Extremist YouTube Content (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    This. I'm thinking in particular of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, episode six, which not only features Nazi Vampires, but an extended rant from Bishop Maxwell to a horde of hood-wearing Papal Knights that begins with "F*CK THE NEW POPE!" It's satire, but does the AI allow for that?

  20. Re:Facial Recognition on Apple's Next iPhone: Facial-Recognition, All-Screen Design (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Can't wait until we see governments unlocking phones with a photograph of you, now, if this turns out to be true.

    Can't wait until someone starts a collection of faces, removed from the fronts of the skulls of former iphone owners. Sure, he could remove the entire head, but a face folds up neatly to fit in your pocket.

    And you thought removing fingers was bad?

  21. Re:And the bureaucrats pat themselves on their bac on Luxembourg Just Passed A New Asteroid Mining Law (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you like inventing fantasies in your mind,

    Almost as much as the bureaucrafts from Luxembourg who think they have the power to dictate conditions billions of miles away...

    but one relies on sovereigns to actually enforce the contract, and legislatures in representative democracies are the mechanism by which society produces a consensus view on how a particular are be governed.

    To paraphrase President Jackson, "I see the Luxembourgers have made their decision. Now let us see them enforce it."

  22. the net is not the problem (mostly) on O'Reilly Media Asks: Is It Time To Build A New Internet? (oreilly.com) · · Score: 1

    "If you want a perfect society, you need perfect people."

    - Shirow Masamune, Appleseed

    I don't think the internet's design should have to be unnecessarily complicated just because an amoral minority will use it to get what they want while stomping on everyone else's usage. But I'm a SubGenius, so by any reasonable standards I'm considered insane.

  23. Re:Walks like an ad... Talks like an ad... on 100x Faster, 10x Cheaper: 3D Metal Printing Is About To Go Mainstream (newatlas.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are production parts manufactured on 3d lathes, you can see it on youtube if you like. How is this different?

    A milling or lathing machine starts with a block of stuff and carves away anything that isn't needed, producing a part and a bunch of shavings (called "scurf"). This system is additive; it starts with nothing and adds stuff until you've got a part.

  24. Re:Watch when their resuable rocket thing pans out on SpaceX Is Now One of the World's Most Valuable Privately Held Companies (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Watch what happens when their reusable rocket thing actually finally pans out.

    That may not happen until either someone builds a catapult big enough to launch payloads, or until the Earth has its own ring made of satellites and launch debris.

  25. Re:from an amateur astronomer... on Solar-Eclipse Glasses On Amazon May Not Meet NASA's Safety Requirements (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    You only have one set of eyes, don't be foolish about this.

    Agreed. Although... we do have two... "do not look into laser with remaining eye" etc.