I own the software patents for All "hello world" programs. Please write me a check for $1,000,000. My address is: Michael Valentine Smith PO Box 1 , Mars
Gee makes sense to me.
By the way I am a Martian and we are sick of you guys polluting our landscape on our planet with your dune buggies from NASA.
I also read Slashdot that is going to put a rocket DRONE in Martian stratosphere to hunt downs life on MARS. You earthlings are despicable! This means WAR.
I am part of the forward reconnaissance team planning for the invasion of earth.
I do the same thing myself. I know I am throwing my vote away but fuck it. Very rarely do I vote republican or democrat. I just vote neither most of the time.
"Change you can believe in [cough * cough * cough*]"
I grew up there and it turned into shit. It was great in the old days. Now it's shit.
I live in New Jerzey now it's worse! I have to get the fuck out of here to the west coast !!!!
Most of the work has been outsourced. Being a programmer today is basically being a code monkey. Your job will be outsourced unless you are the best of the best i.e. unless u went to Stanford, MIT, Berkeley, etc. u will not get a job. High School students aren't stupid. Why learn anything when only the elite get opportunities?
The coterie that runs the country will soon understand that the deindustrialization of our country and the outsourcing of most white collar work will eventually lead to the elimination of the middle class. Welcome to ARGENTINA !!!
Yes, this reminds of me a device called a typewriter I read about in a history book. I am glad we have rediscovered this device.
This is similar to the rediscovery of concrete which was invented by the Romans but had to be reinvented after the Dark Ages.
Come on does it really matter what the scientists do? Super computers are supposed to do all sorts of stuff. Who cares whether the simulation is right wrong or indifferent. Hey scientists (idiots) are working.
Remember just because it's science doesn't mean its not bullshit.
Right now all these microprocessor based supercomputers are designed to make sales. Seymour Cray was right with this designs. The current parallel crap microprocessor work really well simulating the simulating test program.
This is what I call progress ==> The purpose of a parallel microprocessor computer is to test the parallel simulation software. This is progress !!!
You don't like being stopped in the US perhaps you should go back where u came from. Most shortages of IT workers are fabricated anyway by Corps. Shortage my ass. During a depression no less.
Reserved words mean nothing. I was a Cobol programmer (job outsourced). You ignore most of the reserved words. Just use a subset. Any good Javascript programmer also codes in a subset of JavaScript (Javascript, the good parts - book title).
The idiots at IBM overengineerd the stupid language. Cobol includes the kitchen sink. What do yo expect from a big fat bloated company such as IBM.
I worked recently on a mainframe a couple of years ago. IBM has idiots writing the dump program where they translate a hexadecimal dump to decimal. They have some idiot PC programmers who think that a mainframe is a PC!
IBM mainframes suck big time.
My job was outsourced forever.
Now all you stupid fools are going to find out what it's like. Do you really think Americans are actually better than Chinese or Indians?
Welcome to that giant sucking sound.
In commerce most of the work is crap and there is very little creativity or innovation. I did more creative work for my Master's than I have in all of my 25+ years of stupid commercial IT work.
Welcome to hell.:-)
I am not sure what u are saying here. I will ignore your dumass comment for the moment.
The space shuttle is attached laterally to main engines. When main engine blew up on take off, space shuttle Columbia blew up as well. They could have designed shuttle like gemini spacecraft. I am not saying I have an alternative design but to design a spacecraft with no escape mechanism for a certain period of time is ridiculous. With gemini this would not have happened.
"One has to look out for engineers they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb" - Marcel Pagnol
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Who gives a shit.
This should set back Chinese airplane technology for as long as the Croeing Screamliner has been delayed ! What 10 -20 50 -100 years or so?
I know someone who has RSI of the brain.
I own the software patents for All "hello world" programs. Please write me a check for $1,000,000. My address is: Michael Valentine Smith PO Box 1 , Mars
That sucking sound is from the data being sucked by WhineDoze 7.
I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money] Croupier: Your winnings, sir
Gee makes sense to me. By the way I am a Martian and we are sick of you guys polluting our landscape on our planet with your dune buggies from NASA. I also read Slashdot that is going to put a rocket DRONE in Martian stratosphere to hunt downs life on MARS. You earthlings are despicable! This means WAR. I am part of the forward reconnaissance team planning for the invasion of earth.
DMCA lawsuit! What's your address? That line was from a Blu-ray movie in 3D ! Going after blu-ray ! Greedy. You couldn't stick to DVD?
well ok I did what you said....
I did my write-in candidate and voted for 'Archangel Michael', you better do something better.
I voted for Pee Wee Herman !
I do the same thing myself. I know I am throwing my vote away but fuck it. Very rarely do I vote republican or democrat. I just vote neither most of the time. "Change you can believe in [cough * cough * cough*]"
I grew up there and it turned into shit. It was great in the old days. Now it's shit. I live in New Jerzey now it's worse! I have to get the fuck out of here to the west coast !!!!
Most of the work has been outsourced. Being a programmer today is basically being a code monkey. Your job will be outsourced unless you are the best of the best i.e. unless u went to Stanford, MIT, Berkeley, etc. u will not get a job. High School students aren't stupid. Why learn anything when only the elite get opportunities? The coterie that runs the country will soon understand that the deindustrialization of our country and the outsourcing of most white collar work will eventually lead to the elimination of the middle class. Welcome to ARGENTINA !!!
It is not impossible to govern Italians. It is merely useless. ~ Benito Mussolini
I get lost in the maze which is my apt. What is this thing you call mycobacterium vaccae and where can I buy some? I only pay with credit.
OK I'll call you crazy. Somebody had to do it.
Lately I am noticing that a couple of spams per day get through in gmail. Wasn't true in past.
Yes, this reminds of me a device called a typewriter I read about in a history book. I am glad we have rediscovered this device. This is similar to the rediscovery of concrete which was invented by the Romans but had to be reinvented after the Dark Ages.
Come on does it really matter what the scientists do? Super computers are supposed to do all sorts of stuff. Who cares whether the simulation is right wrong or indifferent. Hey scientists (idiots) are working. Remember just because it's science doesn't mean its not bullshit. Right now all these microprocessor based supercomputers are designed to make sales. Seymour Cray was right with this designs. The current parallel crap microprocessor work really well simulating the simulating test program. This is what I call progress ==> The purpose of a parallel microprocessor computer is to test the parallel simulation software. This is progress !!!
You don't like being stopped in the US perhaps you should go back where u came from. Most shortages of IT workers are fabricated anyway by Corps. Shortage my ass. During a depression no less.
I just woke up, is it 2012? The end is near !!! I am putting my head up my ass. Always worked before !
I worked recently on a mainframe a couple of years ago. IBM has idiots writing the dump program where they translate a hexadecimal dump to decimal. They have some idiot PC programmers who think that a mainframe is a PC! IBM mainframes suck big time.
You are right there are people banging on my front door right now. Black Ops?
Which US govt space agency is that? There are 3 of them.
My job was outsourced forever. Now all you stupid fools are going to find out what it's like. Do you really think Americans are actually better than Chinese or Indians? Welcome to that giant sucking sound. In commerce most of the work is crap and there is very little creativity or innovation. I did more creative work for my Master's than I have in all of my 25+ years of stupid commercial IT work. Welcome to hell. :-)
I am not sure what u are saying here. I will ignore your dumass comment for the moment. The space shuttle is attached laterally to main engines. When main engine blew up on take off, space shuttle Columbia blew up as well. They could have designed shuttle like gemini spacecraft. I am not saying I have an alternative design but to design a spacecraft with no escape mechanism for a certain period of time is ridiculous. With gemini this would not have happened. "One has to look out for engineers they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb" - Marcel Pagnol