Alternative would be gay or female cops (which would steal photos of nude men). Totally asexual cops will be hard to find, unless they are hiring children as cops.
...Or how about ROBOCOPS ?
Then we could bust them for ogling pictures of electric can openers and for "vibrating while on duty."
...Merge, downsize, split the stock and/or split the business, rinse, lather, repeat. Corporations are in constant motion and adjustment of their books in order to manage the market, the labor costs, the tax laws, SEC, and the international equities market. All is a hedge on a future that is profitable to a select few, but it impacts all of us. It seems that the interests of these large corporations cause a great deal of uncertainty for their employees and the market in order to be competitive. It was a lot simpler when HP made money by having a superior, high value, affordable product . Now that is no longer the focus because of the complexity of our laws and the incentives offered to a select few who benefit more from a dose of chaos and uncertainty and losses. Especially loss of labor costs whenever it suits them.
Or maybe we can goose step Dimon to jail, and burn JPMorgan to the ground financially.
Now that's the first pertinent response I've yet heard.
Why should we trust anything JP Morgan says when they are proven liars and frauds and they are protected by policy. The fact is that bank robbery has been conveniently been redefined as identity theft, therefore JP Morgan has less at stake when they say this happened. One minute they're secure, the next, they're not but they can point to the perpetrators with certainty. Yeah right, I trust them, its the commie gangster's fault. Not one US Banker has taken the fall yet, but we're supposed to blame Russia for our fucked up security and banking laws. Eric Holder will no doubt be well paid for his epic failure. Its unbelievable how distracted and hypnotized Americans have become lately. Common sense has eluded us. If we won't toss Dimon in jail then lets just make him President or drop him from B-2. Its really getting absurd. Russia is not our enemy, our policy is the problem we need fix first and foremost. WAKE UP AMERICA!!
Talk about hand me downs, this makes wearing you mothers wedding gown or grandmothers wedding ring seem like a quaint gesture. Re-gifting doesn't come close to re-wombing in terms of tradition and family heritage....
I either NEVER had a sense of smell, or at least not since I was 5 years old. So I should have died over 25 years ago.
Same story for a high school girlfriend who was exceptional in every way. She said she lost her sense of smell at around 5 or 6 years of age and for no apparent reason .
Nothing else unusual, except for a nose missing from her face (... just kidding;-)
Anecdotical counter-evidence: my uncle lost his sense of smell back in '94, arguably because he was smoking too much. He quit smoking in '95 and is still alive and well, 19 years later. He's born in 1942, if anyone cares to know.
Back in high school (Jurassic Period) my girlfriend Holly had absolutely no sense of smell. She said that she just stopped smelling things when she was very young, perhaps 5 or 6 for no apparent reason. Otherwise, she was completely healthy. She was a top scholar, a "triple threat" on the stage, beautiful, talented, creative, curvy, great kisser, the whole package. The fact that she couldn't smell anything was just a wonderful gift from the lord, as far as I was concerned. . High school was a great time for a girlfriend that could not smell my feet, my athletics, morning breath, beer, weed, ciggies, cheap cologne, other chicks, my friends, or my dog... it was ideal at the time. Suddenly farts were funny again.
But I wouldn't want to be around if babies arrived on the scene. If you cant smell baby shit then you're a public nuisance with infants. Anyway, she is still alive, 160 million years later....
Maybe its a marketing scheme to get the transoceanic business folks to insist on first class, where they can escape the claustrophobia, light up a ciggy, and join the mile high club. Also, if you don't allow cell phones then you have to entertain all of the children on the plane with your magic tricks, gum and breath mints. (Ambien optional).
Yahoo directory was almost completely forgotten, but they just had to bring it up again...Now they have an excuse to clean house before lunch is delivered. That's the way the fortune cookie crumbles.
They've sued us/taken us to court dozens of times over the years. It's probably cost the state hundreds of thousands of dollars by now and they've never won. Not once.
We need to fire all of these extra federal employees who have nothing better to do than trump up charges and deploy swat teams and lawyers on innocent people on private property adjacent to their domain. We can offset these costs with their termination. We can fertilize the forests with their failures, and end all of their wasted paper they throw around in an effort to spare the trees. F*ckwads.
Appeals Court will deal with that crap. Ever since they started carrying guns everyone is afraid of these armed bureaucrats. Time to get some ACLU lawyers on this thuggery.
Actually, they should be paying Ansel and Virginia Best Adams' estate for the "Ansel Adams Wilderness", which spans just south of Yosemite across four government land management jurisdictions: Departments of Interior, Agriculture, State Parks and Federal Parks all share a piece of Ansel's Wilderness. Photography promotes the success and popularity the remote and spectacular public landscapes enjoy. Without this media, why would anyone travel so far into such remote and treacherous wilderness? Its out of touch with common sense and makes me think we need to hire someone else to make these decisions on our behalf. Its ridiculous to run our country with a bunch of government employees. We need to run it and they need to work at McDonald's if they can't generate revenue and manage budgets without taxing certain people who promote albeit profit off the public lands that belong to every citizen of the planet, even the distant future people who will one day benefit from the photography or other journalistic endeavors. I guess they figure Ken Burns and Ansel Adams types owe them something just because they have the authority and wear the stupid uniforms. No, I don't want fries with that.
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It is not sarcasm if it misses the point. Then it is just stupid.
....or darts.
Unfortunately, this cannot be explained but has to be experienced.
Right. Existential malwariness.
The inability of some people to detect sarcasm is also staggering.
In fairness, I think the sarcasm was encrypted.
Alternative would be gay or female cops (which would steal photos of nude men). Totally asexual cops will be hard to find, unless they are hiring children as cops.
...Or how about ROBOCOPS ?
Then we could bust them for ogling pictures of electric can openers and for "vibrating while on duty."
Ballmer said on the Charlie Rose Show....
Yeah, too bad he didn't' do the "Geraldo" show instead ...they would've angrily tossed chairs at each other.
Is he planning on making back the $2B from the Clippers? Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?
Only after he sells 200 Million Beers at $10 each....
...at least 120 minutes.
...Merge, downsize, split the stock and/or split the business, rinse, lather, repeat. Corporations are in constant motion and adjustment of their books in order to manage the market, the labor costs, the tax laws, SEC, and the international equities market. All is a hedge on a future that is profitable to a select few, but it impacts all of us. It seems that the interests of these large corporations cause a great deal of uncertainty for their employees and the market in order to be competitive. It was a lot simpler when HP made money by having a superior, high value, affordable product . Now that is no longer the focus because of the complexity of our laws and the incentives offered to a select few who benefit more from a dose of chaos and uncertainty and losses. Especially loss of labor costs whenever it suits them.
Or maybe we can goose step Dimon to jail, and burn JPMorgan to the ground financially.
Now that's the first pertinent response I've yet heard.
Why should we trust anything JP Morgan says when they are proven liars and frauds and they are protected by policy. The fact is that bank robbery has been conveniently been redefined as identity theft, therefore JP Morgan has less at stake when they say this happened. One minute they're secure, the next, they're not but they can point to the perpetrators with certainty. Yeah right, I trust them, its the commie gangster's fault. Not one US Banker has taken the fall yet, but we're supposed to blame Russia for our fucked up security and banking laws. Eric Holder will no doubt be well paid for his epic failure. Its unbelievable how distracted and hypnotized Americans have become lately. Common sense has eluded us. If we won't toss Dimon in jail then lets just make him President or drop him from B-2. Its really getting absurd. Russia is not our enemy, our policy is the problem we need fix first and foremost. WAKE UP AMERICA!!
Talk about hand me downs, this makes wearing you mothers wedding gown or grandmothers wedding ring seem like a quaint gesture. Re-gifting doesn't come close to re-wombing in terms of tradition and family heritage....
I either NEVER had a sense of smell, or at least not since I was 5 years old. So I should have died over 25 years ago.
Same story for a high school girlfriend who was exceptional in every way. She said she lost her sense of smell at around 5 or 6 years of age and for no apparent reason .
;-)
Nothing else unusual, except for a nose missing from her face (... just kidding
Anecdotical counter-evidence: my uncle lost his sense of smell back in '94, arguably because he was smoking too much. He quit smoking in '95 and is still alive and well, 19 years later. He's born in 1942, if anyone cares to know.
Back in high school (Jurassic Period) my girlfriend Holly had absolutely no sense of smell. She said that she just stopped smelling things when she was very young, perhaps 5 or 6 for no apparent reason. Otherwise, she was completely healthy. She was a top scholar, a "triple threat" on the stage, beautiful, talented, creative, curvy, great kisser, the whole package. The fact that she couldn't smell anything was just a wonderful gift from the lord, as far as I was concerned. . High school was a great time for a girlfriend that could not smell my feet, my athletics, morning breath, beer, weed, ciggies, cheap cologne, other chicks, my friends, or my dog... it was ideal at the time. Suddenly farts were funny again.
But I wouldn't want to be around if babies arrived on the scene. If you cant smell baby shit then you're a public nuisance with infants. Anyway, she is still alive, 160 million years later....
Bring Out The Gimp!
Exactly. Like we're really supposed to believe that he was 32 just before it happened....I might look stupid but he looked 62 all along.
I was recently struck by lightning. I am writing you to renew my request for a date per your stated conditions.
So, she let you slide on the subterranean ski-lift tickets?
Why would I have guessed?
Maybe its a marketing scheme to get the transoceanic business folks to insist on first class, where they can escape the claustrophobia, light up a ciggy, and join the mile high club. Also, if you don't allow cell phones then you have to entertain all of the children on the plane with your magic tricks, gum and breath mints. (Ambien optional).
Yahoo directory was almost completely forgotten, but they just had to bring it up again...Now they have an excuse to clean house before lunch is delivered. That's the way the fortune cookie crumbles.
Electrons are right handed and left brained.
I'm sorry your Corvette is being cited for child pornography and its distribution....
..... and scantily clad women running around between them.
OK...how much for the scantily clad women? I'll be their best boy. I'll trade in a gaffer and key grip..
They've sued us/taken us to court dozens of times over the years. It's probably cost the state hundreds of thousands of dollars by now and they've never won. Not once.
We need to fire all of these extra federal employees who have nothing better to do than trump up charges and deploy swat teams and lawyers on innocent people on private property adjacent to their domain. We can offset these costs with their termination. We can fertilize the forests with their failures, and end all of their wasted paper they throw around in an effort to spare the trees. F*ckwads.
Appeals Court will deal with that crap. Ever since they started carrying guns everyone is afraid of these armed bureaucrats. Time to get some ACLU lawyers on this thuggery.
Actually, they should be paying Ansel and Virginia Best Adams' estate for the "Ansel Adams Wilderness", which spans just south of Yosemite across four government land management jurisdictions: Departments of Interior, Agriculture, State Parks and Federal Parks all share a piece of Ansel's Wilderness. Photography promotes the success and popularity the remote and spectacular public landscapes enjoy. Without this media, why would anyone travel so far into such remote and treacherous wilderness? Its out of touch with common sense and makes me think we need to hire someone else to make these decisions on our behalf. Its ridiculous to run our country with a bunch of government employees. We need to run it and they need to work at McDonald's if they can't generate revenue and manage budgets without taxing certain people who promote albeit profit off the public lands that belong to every citizen of the planet, even the distant future people who will one day benefit from the photography or other journalistic endeavors. I guess they figure Ken Burns and Ansel Adams types owe them something just because they have the authority and wear the stupid uniforms. No, I don't want fries with that.