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  1. Re:Rule 1: Don't talk about the registry on Firefox Disables Microsoft .NET Addon · · Score: 2, Funny

    he had found a registry cleaner, for cheap, only $39.95... I never mention the word "registry" to non-tech people now.

    ....I never mention windows, I'm up to my neck in Windex and squeegees....

  2. Multi Cultural Experience , beyond the degree on The US's Reverse Brain Drain · · Score: 1

    Internationalization is key in the current world market. Corporations eagerly recruit those with language ability, especially with experience overseas. It seems reasonable that people from Asia, with higher education and work experience in the United States would have particular upper management value to business in Asia, that market or pursue partnership with the Americas.

  3. Great, so now the CIA is brainwashing flies! on Scientists Write Memories Directly Into Fly Brains · · Score: 1

    ....its probably a terrorist fly, Lets torture it some more.

  4. Do as I say, don't do as I do...... on Canadian Copyright Lobby Fights Anti-Spyware Legislation · · Score: 1
    .....Or Doo be doo be doo

    - Frank Sinatra

  5. Re:Early Calculator Hacks on EFF Warns TI Not To Harass Calculator Hobbyists · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they'll change the startup screen to say "58008" upside down

    Or they could all just go to 7734 !

  6. Corporate America Must Be Tamed on EFF Warns TI Not To Harass Calculator Hobbyists · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you EFF for confronting the corporate greed machine where it concerns this electronic frontier. Now we need to find lawyers to confront them on every other issue where citizens and consumers are ripped off and enslaved by corporate monoliths and their shareholders. People come first. Not Corporate interests. Wake up America. We need better elected officials, apparently.

  7. I hope you like guido's cooking..... on Is Working For the Gambling Industry a Black Mark? · · Score: 1

    Spaghetti and Fed Balls, followed by a swim at Hoover Dam. How long can you hold your breath?

  8. Cheating is mandatory for corporate thugs... on Intel Caught Cheating In 3DMark Benchmark · · Score: 1

    But they're expected not to get caught. The truth will screw up the inflated stock values. Shareholders get rabid, which makes the lawyers have to work slightly longer than an hour. Just weed out the inferior ones who fail at lying and stealing and cheating like a professional capitalist, and send them off to Radio Shack in Moldova.

  9. Just More Social Engineering..... on Visualizing RFID · · Score: 1

    We've already been tagged with cellular and our credit line. Anything else is just marketing research and behavioral analysis.

  10. I have a psychic knock knock joke test on Computer-Aided ESP Transmits Binary Numbers, Slowly · · Score: 1
    ..Knock, knock!

    .

    .

    ......... Get it?

  11. Or they could lie about it and keep their jobs. on For Some Medical Workers, a Flu Shot Or Possible Job Loss · · Score: 1

    Sociopaths could keep their jobs by falsifying their vaccination records and spreading the flu to all of the people that are supposedly protected by the shots. This is always a possibility if jobs are threatened. With tens of millions of vaccines, seems like an awful lot to accurately keep track of, especially without a health plan...perhaps we should combine the effort with the US Census as well as stimulus to the unemployed. That should be extra fun.

  12. Re:The President of the Republic... on French President Violates His Own Copyright Law, Again · · Score: 1

    ...Or exile in Elba.

  13. Re:Next time he is *alleged* to pirate something on French President Violates His Own Copyright Law, Again · · Score: 1

    You are both CORRECT. Lets get the paperwork rolling and have a Napoleon.

  14. ...It smells like a french whorehouse in here.... on Microsoft Readies Ad-Supported Office Starter 2010 · · Score: 0, Troll
    It was only a matter of time before the inner slut came out to pander the genuine windows licensee. Selling MS Windows OS over and over is not enough for these vampires; Word Pad is just bad pimping. No more free bees you hos!

    Now that the Boss has put a stop to employee gaming, p2p, porn, chatting, youtube and iTunes, the company workplace will be overjoyed that staff will instead be watching Red Bull, Old Spice, Midol, Chili's, McNuggets, and Iron Man III dancing across the desktop. I'm just glad to see the corporate ethic of "suck every buck possible out of everything, and exploit your customer to death". This way, shareholders get paid while, consumers feed the data mines. Software finally graduates into ad space pandering, just like the web, radio, cable and film. Its Eau de Cologne Bologne. I real "quickie."

  15. What if it gets sticky.... on Contest Winners Show Potential For Pressure-Sensitive Keyboard · · Score: 1

    .....while were on the subject of pressure sensitivity...

  16. That was fast on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....talk about damage control!

  17. Re:Bad summary. And bad article. on Ballmer: Don't Expect Simpler Licensing Soon · · Score: 1

    Just assume ... EVERYONE knows he is an idiot but they keep him there anyway. Or something like that?

    More like: assume that its hard to fire a founding partner of an empire, even if he's useless. Humanity has a long tradition of decorative nobility and royalty. When your king of the hill you no longer earn authority with continued results, you just rest on your laurels until nobody cares anymore. Poor Steve, he'll just never live up to his past. He should work on something more important than his ego.

  18. Re:Excellent. After 8 years the FCC is showing som on FTC States Bloggers Must Disclose Paid Reviews · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, the penalty for lying used to be "they'd cut your balls off." This is why back in antiquity, women wouldn't be allowed to testify in court.

    ... they were probably busy castrating ye olde bloggers and corporate scum.

  19. Re:Gotta love these honest corps huh? on FTC States Bloggers Must Disclose Paid Reviews · · Score: 1

    whereas businesses don't have firearms to enforce what they want, government does.

    Business buys whatever it wants, including firearms, governments, and public opinion.

  20. Re:I guess the paranoids were right, sorta on Cosmic Ray Intensity Reaches Highest Levels In 50 years · · Score: 1

    Actually, lead foil might be a better bet...

    No silly.... lead is why the Romans forgot to wear their helmets.

  21. Re:Cosmic Naggers? on Cosmic Ray Intensity Reaches Highest Levels In 50 years · · Score: 1

    Don't be so hard on yourself.

  22. Re:Not statistically significant on Math Indicates Pollster Is Forging Results · · Score: 1
    He blinded me with science!

    Science!

  23. Re:having computer promotes piracy on Legal Group Says Unlimited Broadband Promotes Piracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is not some mickey mouse musician trade organizations that are moving us closer to a dictatorship, it is people like you.

    ...a dictatorship? As a result of Mickey Mouse or the Pirates of the Boston Tea Party? And that puts us at the mercy of a despotic autocracy ?

    What a drama queen, scooby doo. Turn off your talk radio. This is sounding like a cartoon idiocracy.

  24. Usenet Group says unlimited piracy promotes.... on Legal Group Says Unlimited Broadband Promotes Piracy · · Score: 1
    Broadband.

    Why else would anyone need it? Who needs cable or fat dsl for email or surfing? Get a clue, Comcast and AT&T it ain't your service or personality that's worth the price. Its the value added booty. Back in the old days of radio and tv they didn't charge anything for the bandwidth (airwaves) or the media. Now is costs for both content and feed, and you never get to really own it, with DRM. If you do try to move the media, then you get called a pirate. Your called a thief any time you hear or see anything that isn't an advertisement or data mining operation! Aaaaarrrrrggg! This is a typical corporate construct of extortion, and we must chop their heads off. What a racket, and they call us the pirates! DON'T BUY TUNES FROM GOONS. And don't buy this line of BS either. It won't fly. It never does for long before the natives revolt with pitchforks and torches.

  25. Re:Of course.. on Video Surveillance System That Reasons Like a Human · · Score: 1

    Fire all the cops and judges, convert them all to prison guards, and we'll make the city a jail.