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  1. Re:Subtext of these lawsuits on Jack Kirby Heirs Reclaim Marvel/Disney Rights · · Score: 1

    Oh Great! Another Mickey Mouse Legal Strategy in the Magic Kingdom.

  2. Not a problem with Viagra! on The Perils of Ramming Products Down IT's Throat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now fully functional junk can be shoved down their throats.

  3. Re:Doesn't help. on Why Developers Get Fired · · Score: 1

    Keeping your job as a developer is as dependent on your ability to design well as it is on your ability to know when to duck.

    Welcome to the machine.

  4. Re:Who needs to question a billionaire? on Who Wants To Be a Billionaire Coder? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I feel you are deliberately misinterpreting the vision in my head: of an eternal glorious thing that could code people, Like many slashdotters I'm not.

    Say what Hamlet?

    A Billion super lotto scratchers and the important question is "To code or not to code?"

    "Is there a pulse?" Great Dork from York!

    Big blue balls for wee willy winky's tiny slinky? It comes to this?

    Over achievers? Or just under developed?

    No wonder they have so little...time...on their hands...

    "Alas poor, (your dick) I knew him swell!"

  5. Re:Pirate Bay is dead. philosophical digressions on Pirate Bay Buyer Sued For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    What are some good alternatives?

    God is Pirate Bay -Nietzsche

  6. ...Or the NEW "yellow menace" !?! on The PS3's "Yellow Light of Death" · · Score: 1

    And we thought Microsoft only wanted to eradicate "yellow fever"

  7. Re:It's as logical as castrating judge on Brazilian Court Bans P2P Software · · Score: 1

    Only while attached to a bone head. If thinking is involved, its called begging.

  8. I thought they we called Bakini Bras.... on Brazilian Court Bans P2P Software · · Score: 1

    Either way, topless, p2p, whatever. Each morality has his priorities. Considering RIO climate, I support the motion by the ocean. Let freedom ring with butt floss, forget the p2p at Carnival!! ......Aaaarrrghhhh!!

  9. The HoneyMoon is over.... on Shadowed Lunar Craters May Be Coldest Spot In the Solar System · · Score: 1

    First, craters faced and pock marks, cellulite like cottage cheese, and to top it off FRIGID. A "honeymoon" indeed. "One small step for man.....

  10. Holy Napster, Bluebeard! Not the Hamburgular! on Pirate Bay Buyer Sued For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    Quick, Lets sue Ronald McDonald for being a clown or Apple for falling from grace.

  11. Re:How do you get these internships? on Microsoft Interns Still Feel the Love · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be a gaggle of Google interns?

    er.....that's more like oodles of googles.

  12. Re:Escort on Microsoft Interns Still Feel the Love · · Score: 1

    Churches cause traffic in Florida? Yikes. That's a more serious problem than hillbilly law enforcement. Try California, traffic is never caused by churches, its simply perpetual.

  13. Re:Escort on Microsoft Interns Still Feel the Love · · Score: 1

    Self interest makes all doctrine or principle a gray area. Capitalism, Fascism, Scientology all share similar human motivation: self interest, lust, and greed are a universal currency.

  14. Re:Escort service, pimp hustle, hype, on Microsoft Interns Still Feel the Love · · Score: 1

    Before I get too angry, I should make sure I'm clear on something. Does this mean Microsoft paid money for people to get preferred treatment on the roads?

    It means they paid for the roads, (sic) the escort service, and the local economy/society/American dream. This is what happens when people automatically respect money more than people, society or community. Social status is automatically elevated when cash or celebrity or public ceremony is conspicuously consumed. Then, all participants presume arch-typical role of importance. Those playing cops on the beat turn into motorcades on overtime pay. Browning their noses for the local royalty, and fantasizing their future lottery jackpot. Every one is a slut, deep down inside their shallow, empty wallets. Its so easy in "free" markets, since everything can be bought, including talent, or perhaps one's eternal soul.

  15. How about a bird cam ? on Trust an Insurance Company's "Drive-Cam?" · · Score: 1

    After they stuff it up their tail pipe they can drop dead. In fact, we'll just photograph piles of money that we'll save by not ever letting it go to the insurance industry. The best insurance is not to do business with lying scumbag pimps and identity thieves who sit around all day thinking of all the ways to suck the life out of everything like parasitical voyeur vampires with hearts of stone.

  16. Glass houses: throwing stones.... on Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds · · Score: 1

    How do you like them apples?

  17. Re:nightmares on Microsoft Pushes For Single Global Patent System · · Score: 1

    So we need another transformation now: "What is intellectual property? "

    Its slave stealing.

  18. Re:A likely story on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 1

    Nice Decoy....but IF it Walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks....

  19. Re:A likely story on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 1

    All of this quacking really gets me down.

  20. Re:A likely story on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 1

    I'd hate to see the attorney's bill for this case...

    Stop it or I'll seal your flap with DUC(t)K tape

  21. Re:Even Stranger......still on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 1

    You mean kinda like the "Stupid Polock" jokes ...?

    Is it really necessary to insult the retards ? Jeez..

  22. Re:Thats actually pretty funny...fun fun... on FTC Rules Outlawing Robocalls Go Into Effect Next Week · · Score: 1

    Calls from political campaigns are considered protected speech

    But who knew we'd already granted computers rights?!!

    ...and who knew we actually granted "right" politicians computers?!?

  23. $100 per Gram ? Ground Control to Major Tom.... on NASA Explores the Moon's Water/Oxygen Deposits · · Score: 1

    ....we're just water junkies - strung out on a nervous high reaching an all time low.....(Bowie)

  24. Re:What about the Asian guy? on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they Photoshopped in a white guy over the black guy, what about the Asian guy? I mean, how likely are you to see a Korean guy walking the streets of Poland? ( Or maybe I just don't know the streets of Poland).

    Korean? He's Canadian, just like a lot of Asians in Poland. However, the sex change operation threw me for a loop, his name is Brenda.

  25. Re:Black guy? on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 1

    I see an ugly guy being photoshopped into a good looking one. What does race have to do with it?

    Why was there an ugly guy in the first place? Maybe he was Polish.