This is ultra exciting news... scientists have finally produced a magnet which is capable of holding an entire set of Encyclopedia Britanica to my refrigerator!
How can we get rid of the widely hated cubicle and its ugly cousin, the stressing open-plan office?
I find that the overly liberal usage of high explosives and/or the combination of liquified petroleum gas plus a source of ignition to be a suitable method of getting rid of cubicles and open-plan offices. Of course, a thorough bulldozing and proper disposal (i.e. burial at sea) should follow.
I can only imagine the error.log entries for that robot...
12:01:38 ERROR: Front Right Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch) 12:03:14 ERROR: Rear Left Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch) 12:04:49 ERROR: Front Left Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch) 12:07:26 ERROR: Rear Right Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch)
Since their batteries are non-replaceable my guess is with rumble, you piss through batteries a lot more, need to recharge more...
Lets not forget that this is Sony... those batteries could potentially become incendiary devices. And from another/. story, Sony hasn't been doing too well (read: profits down by 94%).
Obligatory quotes: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the cakes!... Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***ing cakes on this motherf***ing plane!
So now we have completely different lifeforms available does that mean we have to go and kill them?
If Steve Irwin were still alive, he would capture it, thoroughly describe it to the viewers at home, shove his thumb up it's butt, and then say "Crikey, its a naughty boy!"
Lets conduct an experiment and investigate what will happen if duct tape is sprayed with WD-40.
But, before we use any power tools, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand, and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools properly will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these -- safety glasses and a funny hat.
I have with me a brand new roll of duct tape, and a fresh can of WD-40. Next to me is my trusty lab assistant, Timmy, who will be assiting in this experiment.
I am now going to rip a piece of duct tape approximately six inches long off of the roll and have Timmy hold it.
(I rip tape and hand it to Timmy)
Ok, Timmy, hold the tape tight, I am going to commence spraying the tape.
(I spray the tape)
Ok, Timmy... continue to hold it as we observe what happens.
(wait 5 seconds)
Timmy has told me it is starting to shake and do funny things...
OMG! A black hole has opened where the tape was. Timmy, hold on to it... this is the crucial moment...
Uh, oh! I think we are going to need another Timmy! It looks like Timmy was consumed by the black hole.
Luckily, I was prepaired for this. I will now throw into the black hole a few New Kids on the Block tapes and a copy of the movie Hobgobblins. This should cause the blackhole to enter "terminal suckage phase" and end its existance.
(I throw in the NKotB tapes and the copy of Hobgobblins. The black hole immediately ceases to be)
Well, it looks like yet another experiment has occured.
Tune in next week when I will show everyone how to build a perpetual energy generator using a cat and a slice of buttered toast.
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This is ultra exciting news... scientists have finally produced a magnet which is capable of holding an entire set of Encyclopedia Britanica to my refrigerator!
I find that the overly liberal usage of high explosives and/or the combination of liquified petroleum gas plus a source of ignition to be a suitable method of getting rid of cubicles and open-plan offices. Of course, a thorough bulldozing and proper disposal (i.e. burial at sea) should follow.
I realize that the questions were somewhat rhetorical, however the best answers are:
1. Judge not, lest you be judged
2. Show compassion, kindness, respect... to EVERYONE
Pretty simple, actually.
Care to share the DTD and schema you used for that?
Since Al Gore "invented" the internet, does this mean he is comprised of 1% porn too?
So, the dolphins can "sing" the Batman theme... I wonder how long it will take before they start "singing" "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish"
More likely, M$ is going to port Clippy to KDE / Gnome, causing (in the long term) user flee in terror (and annoyance).
For extra effectiveness, make sure your level 7 IPS/IDS appliance is armed with nothing less than a +3 Sword of Packet Smiting.
Lets not forget that this is Sony... those batteries could potentially become incendiary devices. And from another
Obligatory quotes:
Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the cakes!
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***ing cakes on this motherf***ing plane!
Dammit, I can't find my body!
What about South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut?
I find the combination of "saintdogbert" and "itsamiracle" tags to be fitting in this case!
Eh... it sure as hell ain't Hell for Certain , which is in Kentucky. Its near 40F in Hell for Certain, I must add.
Yeah, I know... here is a photo to prove it.
Well, lets see. Hell, MI has the zip code 48169 and is located at 422605N, 835906W. Using Yahoo weather, we can lookup weather for that zipcode.
from http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USMI0672.html , the weather on 23 October 2006 at 12:15 am EDT is:
Fair, 34F.Barometer is 29.93 in and steady, and 87% humidity. There is a 7 mph west wind.
Of course, conditions will change, so keep on watching for Hell to freeze over.
I like Jonathan Coulton, but I think The Great Luke Ski will be the heir to the Al throne.
And yes, I do think Al and Luke should collaborate together.
If Steve Irwin were still alive, he would capture it, thoroughly describe it to the viewers at home, shove his thumb up it's butt, and then say "Crikey, its a naughty boy!"
It is... trust me. Here is the Wikipedia article which talks about it and provides a description... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubgirl#Tubgirl.com
Lets conduct an experiment and investigate what will happen if duct tape is sprayed with WD-40.
But, before we use any power tools, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand, and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools properly will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these -- safety glasses and a funny hat.
I have with me a brand new roll of duct tape, and a fresh can of WD-40. Next to me is my trusty lab assistant, Timmy, who will be assiting in this experiment.
I am now going to rip a piece of duct tape approximately six inches long off of the roll and have Timmy hold it.
(I rip tape and hand it to Timmy)
Ok, Timmy, hold the tape tight, I am going to commence spraying the tape.
(I spray the tape)
Ok, Timmy... continue to hold it as we observe what happens.
(wait 5 seconds)
Timmy has told me it is starting to shake and do funny things...
OMG! A black hole has opened where the tape was. Timmy, hold on to it... this is the crucial moment...
Uh, oh! I think we are going to need another Timmy! It looks like Timmy was consumed by the black hole.
Luckily, I was prepaired for this. I will now throw into the black hole a few New Kids on the Block tapes and a copy of the movie Hobgobblins. This should cause the blackhole to enter "terminal suckage phase" and end its existance.
(I throw in the NKotB tapes and the copy of Hobgobblins. The black hole immediately ceases to be)
Well, it looks like yet another experiment has occured.
Tune in next week when I will show everyone how to build a perpetual energy generator using a cat and a slice of buttered toast.
"If you can't fix it, duck it. If you can't duck it... eff it, its broke." - Tim Allen
After thinking about it, it can conveniently be used for both.
Two words: Duct Tape.