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  1. Earthlike? on Microlensing Uncovers Earth-Like Planet · · Score: 3, Funny

    So its earthlike in the fact that it is a planet, earth sized, and orbitting a sun? Thats like saying I'm hung like Ron Jeremy, in the fact that we both have a penis and are ugly as sin.

  2. 42 on Scientists Discover World's Smallest Fish · · Score: 1

    "[Maurice Kottelat] said the record of finding the world's smallest fish was not important, preferring to focus on what he said was "scientifically significant." "What's important is finding a complete vertebrae in a body so small," he said."

    Whats really scientifically interesting is the fact that if you put it in your ear, you can instantly understand any language spoken.

  3. Oblig. on Sony Aims Higher Than The Gaming Market · · Score: 5, Funny

    But will the blu-ray DVD's have a root kit?

  4. Re:If not in size... on DoJ search requests: Yahoo, AOL, MSN said "Yes" · · Score: 1

    I think they need to update that law, considering that it says all able bodied males between 17 and 43, but says females must be in the national guard. I know a few women who are much better shots than men, more disciplined.

  5. One box... on Windows on Intel Macs - Yes or No? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, the thing I really want to see is someone tri-boot, OSX, linux and WindowsXP. Obligitory: I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these could do.

  6. Re:A biproduct of this research... on Desktop Cold Fusion Reconsidered · · Score: 1

    They use a variable current to trigger the explosion, instead of gunpowder. More current == bigger boom == higher velocity == death.

  7. Use the Schwartz! on Students Compete at Video Game Creation · · Score: 0

    Spaceballs has an entirely new meaning now.

  8. I am not... on Instant-Messaging Attacks On the Rise · · Score: 0, Redundant

    LOL! This isnt a virus! Click Here!

  9. Will it... on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 1

    Will it run Windows?

    Wait thats not right...

  10. Your problem was poor research. on Toshiba Settles Class Action Suit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Toshiba and IBM make the best laptops out there, the trick is you have to buy the correct model. The satelite laptops are doorstops, the one you should have gone with was the Tecra line, they're bulletproof. IBM's Thinkpad line is also superb. Sony's laptops are worse than the Satelite line. I havent had enough experience with Compaq/HP laptops recently, but the Armada line used to be the chosen one way back when.

  11. Re:Marketing Gimmick? on NVIDIA and Dell Display Quad-SLI System · · Score: 1

    You forgot the schema of the 3 part = Profit!

    1. Build the most Über gamer computer ever, with a similar name to some crappy computers. 2. ?????? 3. Profit!

  12. Re:Microsoft's Biggest Threat? on Microsoft Sees IBM as Biggest Threat · · Score: 1

    Outlook is a dictionary term... one's view of the world. ie "He has a grim outlook on life". Messengers delivered mail between two points millenia before computers were ever built. Powerpoint and Hotmail are the only ones that arent directly from the dictionary, and even they are pretty easy to figgure where they came from. Hotmail = Mail so recent its Hot! Powerpoint, he has a powerful point with that presentation.

  13. Wewt! on Futurama to be Resurrected? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Woot!

    I cant wait to start watching Futurama again...

  14. Call me when... on Toshiba Introduces U.S. First HD DVD Players · · Score: 1

    Call me when they're price at a more reasonable level. $500 for the base model is stupid. $800 for the premier model is gouging.

  15. Well... on Physicists Close in on 'Superlens' · · Score: 1

    What color are the elements really!

  16. eBay and PayPal = Fraud on eBay Slammed Over Levels of Fraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    eBay, and their whore company, PayPal, are a breeding ground for Fraud, since they both care more about money, than they do about the common user. On one auction, where I was the seller, someone bought an item, paid with paypal, then turned around and left negative feedback, then had paypal give them a refund, even though I never got the item back, nor had my side of the problem heard. I cant wait til an ebay killer comes out and "does no evil".

  17. Intel is just... on Intel Calls $100 Laptops Undesired Gadgets · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Intel is just afraid that people will come to realise that you dont need a $500+ processor to surf the web, and you can get by just fine with 4 year old technology.

  18. Merck? on Merck's Deleted Data · · Score: 1

    Someone forgot how to empty the recycle bin in other news.

  19. Re:First on Zone-Spoofing Fixed for IE 7 Home Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must have zone spoofed your way in.

  20. Unclosed italics tag on PHP 5 Recipes · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Someone has an unclosed italics tag somewhere...

    Look, I fixed it!

  21. Re:3rd party tools? on Former Apple Exec Speaks Against DRM · · Score: 1

    A tool named Hymn, used by a man named Evangalist... That speaks of ID if nothing else!

  22. Re:The mother of all asteroid deflection devices on Using Gravity To Tow Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Build the frame here, fill it with mass from the Moon. That way you're only lifting the bare bones out of orbit. Heck, you could ship all the parts to the moon and build it there.

    Insert tab A into slot B...

  23. Re:Rockets to Venus? on Venus Express Blasts Off · · Score: 1

    My question is, where are Fry, Leela, and Bender? Oh wait, this is the Venus Express, not Planet Express!

  24. Re:Stupidity on Cisco To Unveil Wireless Mesh Hardware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I would have to disagree with you on that. Look around you, note how many stupid people you can find in a 100yd radius! (Heck, look at half the posters on /. including me).

  25. Mesh... on Cisco To Unveil Wireless Mesh Hardware · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wont there at some point become a serious issue of collisions, noise, and the like if everyone decides to make their own "wireless mesh network"?