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  1. Re:Interesting on EA Files System Shock Trademark · · Score: 1

    no pink...

  2. Re:Rome wasn't built in a day . . . on Open-source Overhauls Patent System · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, all facetiousness aside, even a small step would be a good thing. I'm particularly interested in the part about subscribing to notices about patents in X fields and the effect on slashdot, blogs, etc. Zero-day "omg! Microsoft patented teh waterz!!!oneone" posts and the like.

  3. Not enough on Open-source Overhauls Patent System · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any fix of the patent system that doesn't address all the outstanding issues is a waste of time. I'm specifically looking for a solution involving the phrases "crush the patent office", "see them driven before me", and "hear the lamentation of the women"

  4. Interesting on EA Files System Shock Trademark · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I speak for all of us when I say that a video game System that can perform a Shocker on customers mid-play will quickly find a very devoted female audience.

  5. Useless on AOL Buys Video Search Firm · · Score: 1

    This is all assuming the metadata is correct (any um... adult video afficianado knows that's not the case) or even exists. If Joe Grandma uploads something from from camcorder to a personal website, she'll likely skip the ship. I also have a habit of re-encoding most stuff I get from P2P sites, or anything in undesirable formats (.wmv, asf, .mov) which automatically strips the metadata.

  6. Ugh on Burned CDs Last 5 years Max -- Use Tape? · · Score: 1

    Tape is a pain in the ass. Just make copies of your discs every few years, or whenever the technology changes (CDR to DVDR, DVDR to HDVDR, HDVDR to the holographic crystals from Superman, etc)

  7. Re:Zelda swordplay on Revolution Controller Use Detailed · · Score: 1

    Hah, remember the Power Pad for the NES? It took me like 5 minutes to realize I can sit my fat ass down on the floor and slap the numbers with my hands. 40mph dashes, 120 meter long jumps, it was pretty cool.

  8. Re:A perfect world on Australian IT Workers Concerned About Migrants · · Score: 1

    +1 MadeMeThink

  9. Re:Wrong on Bloodrayne Officially Awful · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point was there are virtually no video game movies made now except those by Uwe Boll. People would rather have nothing, because trashing the guy is an internet meme.

  10. Re:Wrong on Bloodrayne Officially Awful · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because all the non Uwe-Boll video games movies were astonishing successes, right?

    Mortal Kombat
    Street Fighter
    Resident Evil
    Super Mario Brothers...

  11. Wrong on Bloodrayne Officially Awful · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More material is always good. If you don't like a particular installment of your favorite sci-fi/fantasy series, nothing lost. If someone else likes it, that's good. What's the problem here?

  12. Ugh on Want a Cool and Quiet PC? Dunk it in Oil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did this guy take pointers from the William Shatner School of Websites?

    You get like half a...

    a sentence and then...

    have to click Next Page...

  13. Re:Zelda swordplay on Revolution Controller Use Detailed · · Score: 1

    So your skill in the game will be partly influenced by the player's physical condition? Video games were made for nerds that couldn't play real sports. The circle is now complete.

  14. Look on the bright side on Games Irrationally Connected To Violence · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not like banning games, movies, or books will stop teenagers from disobeying authority. They already come equipped with special organs to do that!

  15. Are you mad? on The Importance of Commenting and Documenting Code? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Never comment your code. That way everyone needs to ask you for a fix when thinks break. Think of it as "employment insurance..."

  16. Re:Hmm on Crossing America on a Segway · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are back roads in Montana where you could run out of power and die in short order since cars don't pass by very often.

    How did the guy carry food/water/extra batteries with him, by the way?

  17. Hmm on Crossing America on a Segway · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a perfectly reasonable and intelligent way to cross the Nevada badlands...

  18. A "meaty" show? on Linux Symposium Issues CFP · · Score: 1

    That goes without saying. After all, this is a Linux convention. Sausages abound.

  19. Re:Open door unless posted otherwise on Deeplinking Prohibited by Indian Court · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You don't solve a technological problem through legislation. You especially don't change standard network behaviors on a case-by-case basis through legislation. And quite frankly you don't voluntarily venture onto a network with certain standard behaviors and then complain to the feds about them.

    You forget, though, that these are crazy foreign people. Have you seen Temple of Doom?

    Seriously though, they still beleive in a freaking caste system. It's going to take a couple generations before they can grasp the finer points of the internets.

  20. Re:Excess inventory? on The Xbox 360 and Japanese Nationalism · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why yes. Yes, there would be...

    TOKYO/LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. (Nasdaq:MSFT - news) sold less than half of the estimated 159,000 Xbox 360 video game consoles that were available in stores in Japan in its first weekend of sales, a survey showed on Tuesday. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051213/tc_nm/japan_x box_dc)

  21. Re:It's TV on demand, silly on Google to Transform Television Advertising? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google are betting that they can deliver TV episodes for free, with advertising.

    Problem: We can already get them for free, with no advertising...

    Number One, set a course of Pirate Bay. Maximum warp.

  22. As a man on Google to Transform Television Advertising? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Monostad 7 ad-serving overlords.

  23. Re:Google's Advertising on Google to Transform Television Advertising? · · Score: 1

    Problem is, broadcasters will never going to use this to replace commercials, but in addition to them. Most likely the same pop-up way they use to showcase their own programs on the bottom of the screen right after a break. More advertising is always unwanted, but as long as you're willing to wait a year or so until the DVD season comes out, you're set.

  24. Re:The more original a game is... on Where are the Original Next-Gen Games? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    +5 (Smrt)

    Even if there is a genre-shaker on the horizon, and some of the gaming mag reviewers have a copy, it won't really start getting notoriety until the thing gets into players' hands. Just think, if you saw some website saying saying X is the next big thing, but you'd never heard of X before, you wouldn't really pay attention.

    Well, at least I wouldn't.

  25. Re:Slashdot editors do this on Microsoft Censors Chinese Blogger · · Score: 1

    Despite the fact that the Bill of Rights guarantees your right to say what you think

    A popular misconception. The first amendment guarantees your right that the government will not abridge your right to say what you think. Congress specifically by the text, and the state governments as well by later supreme court interpretation.

    Private citizens and entities can do it all they want, however. Tell you boss off, you'll be sent packing.