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Want a Cool and Quiet PC? Dunk it in Oil

The Last Gunslinger writes "Tom's Hardware Guide has published an article (complete with video) showing how they employed their own approach to the liquid cooled computer. To offset the loss of normal airflow around their Athlon FX-55 and GeForce 6800Ultra, the mad scientists in the lab decided to fill the case up with 8 gallons of cooking oil. The oil temperature leveled off at a comfy 104F during benchmarking operations intended to tax both the CPU and GPU to their limits. Interestingly enough, they first attempted this operation using deionized water. It worked for 5 minutes before developing short circuits...but the hardware was amazingly undamaged." Slashdot has covered similar projects in the past but it was neat to see the differences in oil and the look at capacitance around the CPU pins.

402 comments

  1. Put an Intel in there by homerules · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and make french fries.

    1. Re:Put an Intel in there by peculiarmethod · · Score: 2, Informative

      cause what you want on your PC is bacterium and other growing non-sense.

      how about using oil especially made to cool electronics instead?

      what about changing out hardware? what about leaks?

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    2. Re:Put an Intel in there by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      how about using oil especially made to cool electronics instead?
      How much you wanna bet that's a heck of a lot more expensive than fryer grease?
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    3. Re:Put an Intel in there by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you like chips with that order?......

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    4. Re:Put an Intel in there by Andrzej+Sawicki · · Score: 2, Informative

      They admitted in the article that there are better kinds of oil for this kind of setup, and that one would have to clean the parts after taking them out. This was just proof of concept, I guess. I still find it pretty cool, since there are no moving parts, and it is probably "a tad" cheaper than the fanless cases Zalman sells...

    5. Re:Put an Intel in there by rwven · · Score: 1

      They cover changing out hardware and preventing leaks in their article. You may consider reading it next time. :)

      Honestly though, if it was me, i'd keep the whole case in a tub of some sorts JUST INCASE it leaked...

      I Think i'd have to custom make a lid of the thing that would exhange case air directly outside my house to keep from getting that nasty oil smell...

      On another note...i'd have used pure synthetic motor oil for this. Very little smell comparitivley and you can get it in very light colors, including even clear...

    6. Re:Put an Intel in there by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      At which point I will happily repackage Canola into T#CH-GR#@$#, and sell it to you for $50 a liter. For an extra $5, you can buy GR##N-GR#@$# which will be biodegradable.

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    7. Re:Put an Intel in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem, you mean Freedom Fries!

    8. Re:Put an Intel in there by msmercenary · · Score: 1

      how about using oil especially made to cool electronics instead?

      How much you wanna bet that's a heck of a lot more expensive than fryer grease?


      I bet it's far less expensive than the cost of replacing the components that get destroyed by using a substandard oil.

    9. Re:Put an Intel in there by krakelohm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But substandard oil tastes sooooo much better.

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    10. Re:Put an Intel in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Mickey D's. Can I take your order? Do you fries with that?

    11. Re:Put an Intel in there by TenLow · · Score: 1

      Then you'd have some cool bio computing going on. It'd work. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

    12. Re:Put an Intel in there by larrylwill · · Score: 1

      Back in the 60's I worked on Gvt. Military Radar Jammers, we used coolent oil in the Jammers for 2 reasons. One to cool the Vacuum tubes in the box and for High Voltage insulation. 10kv riding on 5kv at 10 amps. Pretty leathel. However the oil was poured in and the box sealed to keep dirt out. The case was cooled with fans. Cooling with coolent oil is a proven technology. However I beleive without having the case sealed from dust and dirt eventually it would cause problems.

    13. Re:Put an Intel in there by kesuki · · Score: 1

      $10 a gallon isn't that bad considering that you know mineral oil will never have isssues.. however your basic cooking oil can be a lot cheaper, at around $2-10 a gallon depending on a number of variables. like if you're buying it from the local wholesaler in 5 gallon drums, or buying it by the quart at the grocery store at regular retail price....

    14. Re:Put an Intel in there by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      They cover changing out hardware and preventing leaks in their article. You may consider reading it next time. :)

      Maybe he didn't want to wade through 11 pages of ads, to read one page worth of text? Has Tom ever heard of thumbnails?

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    15. Re:Put an Intel in there by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      Cooking oil is stored at room temperature, even after opening. You don't get bacterial growth. Which isn't to say there might not be better oils to use.

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    16. Re:Put an Intel in there by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      pair it up with an organic led display and it should be good to go.

    17. Re:Put an Intel in there by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      RTFA to get answers to your questions. No, I'm not new here, but I'll summarize anyway:

      They recommend motor oil actually, the vegetable oil was what they tried for this 'prototype'. Veggie oil carries the hazard of having fatty acids and junk that could wreck your plastics. My own aside is that such oil goes 'skunky' after awhile too, and slowly dries up, making it thicker and really difficult if not impossible to clean off of things if it has been there long enough. So at the end when they recommended motor oil that made way more sense.

      For changing the hardware you have to drain the oil, so their case has a drain plug in the bottom.

      And leaks are bad, so don't have any. You had to ask that one?

    18. Re:Put an Intel in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use CAPSLOCK next time.

    19. Re:Put an Intel in there by 808140 · · Score: 1

      If it's a modern Intel CPU, you should ask if he'd like chips with that out-of-order.

      Yeah, yeah, I'll be here all week.

    20. Re:Put an Intel in there by dawhippersnapper · · Score: 1

      Oil + mini fridge components = badass cooling http://www.r1ch.net/images/qcon/epoch-04/fishtank_ computer_2

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  2. Sounds interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I won't believe it until I see it in a respected, peer refereed scientific journal. Downplaying this extraordinary "dunked in oil" claim by saying that it didn't work won't deter me.

  3. Rancid Oil? by DaRat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, once the oil turns rancid, things could get interesting as well as smelly...

    1. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you use a saturated fat that is not as much of a problem. They are highly stable, because all the carbon-atom linkages are filled-or saturated-with hydrogen. This means that they do not normally go rancid, even when heated for cooking purposes.

    2. Re:Rancid Oil? by jcostantino · · Score: 1

      I've seen this before with mineral oil... that "should" be better in the long run.

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    3. Re:Rancid Oil? by Gonarat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, once the oil turns rancid, things could get interesting as well as smelly...

      I thought the same thing -- interesting concept, but cooking oil would either have to be changed every few days or so, or it would get stinky. Of course, they included a plug at the bottom of the case to make draining the oil easier.

      They say at the end of the article that they recommend motor oil for long term operation. They used cooking oil for proof-of-concept. I still don't know if I would want the top of the case open as they did, even with motor oil, so I guess some sort of heat exchanger would have to be included to run this with a totally sealed interior. You'd need something to keep the oil at 104 deg F or cooler with the top on -- I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to design something.

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    4. Re:Rancid Oil? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Always remember the five enemies of oil: SWACH

      Salt
      Water
      Air
      Carbon
      Heat

      These five things will slowly reduce the quality of your oil, forcing pre-mature replacement, and adversly affecting the taste^W [operation] of the product^W [computer].

      Salt is introduced into the oil when [you eat] the french fries are salted too close to the vat^W computer. This has immediately damaging affects on the oil. Always ensure that you salt the fries [you are going to eat] in the bin^W^W^W [on your desk] rather than over the vat^W [computer].

      Water is naturally introduced into the oil from the air around us, and the moisture contained inside the french fries.^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W Try to shake off excess ice before cooking the fries.

      Since air is all around us, there is not too much that can be done to stop this enemy of oil. However, keeping the lid on the vat^W [computer] when not in use has been shown to reduce oxygenation of the oil.

      Carbon is introduced into the vat^W [computer] as the french fries are cooked. Use the handheld strainer to remove excess carbon from the vat^W [computer].

      Heat is a constant threat to the oil. Since the french fries are often cooked at 400 degrees or higher^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W [Since the computer regularly operates at temperatures rivaling a nuclear power plant], it is important to constantly monitor the clarity and viscousness of the oil. Use of a portable strainer can remove destroyed oil, and allow you to rescue the oil that is still in good condition.

      Follow these simple tips, and your french fries^W^W [computer] will remain tasty batch after batch!

      * tongue planted firmly in cheek

    5. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You'd need something to keep the oil at 104 deg F or cooler with the top on -- I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to design something.

      Just use the radiator from your old Chevy pick up.

    6. Re:Rancid Oil? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      I gotta agree with you on this one. Granted, if the case is sealed to the air, that won't be a problem. But a lightweight mineral oil is still going to have superior clarity. Also, if it's an oil that tends to oxidize, then there could be problems down the road with leakage currents. I should call 3M and see if they can find me a non-conductive, inert, non-volitale chemical to submerge a PC in. I'm sure they make one.

    7. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Saturated fats are solid at room temperature and any temperture you'd want to keep the computer at (think butter, shortening, blubber).

    8. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they do it is called Fluoinert and they run a demo of a working television submersed in the stuff.

      Pretty cool to see actually.

    9. Re:Rancid Oil? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I should call 3M and see if they can find me a non-conductive, inert, non-volitale chemical to submerge a PC in. I'm sure they make one.

      You should. But I'll save you the trouble.

      It's called 3M Fluorinert, and now that it's come up in two separate discussions in two days, I now know more about the stuff than I ever wanted to. (Great use of company time, eh?)

      This is the 3M page about it, they make a bunch of different varieties for various purposes. I believe what you'd want to use on a computer is the '77' variety. (I'm told that's what the Cray II used.) 3M Fluorinert
      Some people who will sell it to you in small quantities (3M wants you to buy 11 lbs.)
      And here's the obligatory Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorinert

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    10. Re:Rancid Oil? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Everyone else that's implemented this and had time to think about what oil they should have used (while cleaning out rancid vegetable oil) usually switches to mineral oil. Like motor oil is doesn't turn rancid. I believe it costs much less though.

    11. Re:Rancid Oil? by Heembo · · Score: 1

      The tranny oil in my 1990 Ford E-150 smelled **fresh** when I flushed my transmission recently. (passed 200k miles) I would guess that oil in a sealed system will stay fresh for a very long time?

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    12. Re:Rancid Oil? by eZtreme · · Score: 1

      I actually heard of a product developed by 3M, that issues directly this problem. It is non conductive, and has water like properties (clear), just one problem: It is _very_ expensive. (but probably still less expensive than the liquid Nitrogen cooling that Tomshardware tried some time ago)

    13. Re:Rancid Oil? by Cromac · · Score: 1
      The tranny oil in my 1990 Ford E-150 smelled **fresh** when I flushed my transmission recently. (passed 200k miles) I would guess that oil in a sealed system will stay fresh for a very long time?

      It depends on the environment inside the tranny, not just being sealed. I bought an old 60's muscle car that didn't leak any tranny fluid (not the original tranny or engine) but when we pulled it out to replace it that fluid was RANK. It was brown, burnt and stank so bad it nearly made us puke. If it gets to hot it can go bad very quickly.

    14. Re:Rancid Oil? by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 0
      You can also obtain this through chemical/lab supply places like fischer and VWR in small quantities like 500ml. I use it all the time in my lab for use when Im adapting Immunochemistry applications Ive developed to an automated platform and dont have enough reagents to satisfy the dead volume of the Instrument. I layer the flourinert in the bottom to take up the dead space and layer my reagents on top so they can be sampled.

      I have been contemplating using this to layer shots at my bar at home as well.......

    15. Re:Rancid Oil? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      Cooking oil? Whatever happened to mineral oil? Hell, I remember articles years ago on Bit-Tech about cooling your computer by running it in a tank of [non-conductive] mineral oil.

      WTLY.

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    16. Re:Rancid Oil? by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe what you'd want to use on a computer is the '77' variety.

      Yeah, just make sure you don't get Super 77 from them instead. That would be a big "oops."

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    17. Re:Rancid Oil? by greginnj · · Score: 1
      Everyone else that's implemented this and had time to think about...
      'Everyone' ?? How many people are doing this, exactly? Is there a PCDIOUG? (PC Dunked-In-Oil User's Group) ??
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    18. Re:Rancid Oil? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, that stuff is expensive and it evaporates. You'd need to build a radiator to cool the fluid because you wouldn't want it exposed to air.

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    19. Re:Rancid Oil? by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Nope, its being done by the TMTOOHG(Too much time on our hands Group).

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    20. Re:Rancid Oil? by deacon · · Score: 1

      Motor oil has additives (detergents) to dissolve gum and varnish in engines to keep the insides clean. You can imagine what these solvents will do to the pcb/plastic parts, in addition to the pcb sockets being made of plastics which are made of OIL.

    21. Re:Rancid Oil? by podperson · · Score: 1

      I imagine that a major problem with all of these approaches in the long term is that this isn't what the components were designed for and you may discover various things (such as the sticky labels on some components) will dissolve or decompose in a hot oil (or whatever) bath that either live or die cheerfully in an air-cooled PC.

    22. Re:Rancid Oil? by Tmack · · Score: 1
      It's called 3M Fluorinert, and now that it's come up in two separate discussions in two days...

      And in other stories many times before, including the one that combined fluorinert with liquid nitrogen and circulating pumps to see how far they could push the processor: A Celeron 566 ...past 1Ghz

      Tm

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    23. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      11 lbs of fluorinert is a small amount. The stuff is incredibly dense. It also evaporates very quickly, so you really need a sealed container, or you'll get an evaporatively cooled system (for a short time).

      It also falls under the fluorocarbon ban (for ozone destruction), so it's not real great stuff if you have any enviro-leanings.

      And yes, I can authoritatively confirm that this was the stuff used to cool the Cray 2 (and Cray 3, and the Cray 4 prototype).

    24. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although some Heinz 57 would be nice if you do end up using it to cook up some fries.

    25. Re:Rancid Oil? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I've lost count of just have many different articles/stories/journals/accounts of individuals doing the old computer-in-oil project that have been linked to from Slashdot. I've easily read 3 dozen separate accounts, and very likely more. I don't recall a counter of bored people that give this a try though...

    26. Re:Rancid Oil? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Of course not ... that's their special spray-on heatsink grease, of course!

      (jk ... please don't anyone actually try that)

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    27. Re:Rancid Oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DId anyone ever think about using oil in a "water-cooling" setup? A closed, circulating system that uses oil instead of water would have some advantages-
      )if it leaks it won't short out the PC
      )sealed, so you don't have to use 8 freaking gallons of the stuff
      )and I think oils hold more heat than water, too

    28. Re:Rancid Oil? by engagebot · · Score: 1

      First time I saw this stuff was in 1999. Taking a tour of a computer farm in the NSA in Washington DC. They had a special basement level with the pumps that shot the stuff all over the building, and the floors were built up 1ft to accomodate the pipes running to all the Cray machines. Being in highschool, I thought it was cool.

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    29. Re:Rancid Oil? by Escalus · · Score: 1

      After the cooking oil's done its job of cooling your PC, it's time to put it into your car as biodiesel!

  4. Slashdotted already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the server must be running on cooking oil. Ha ha ha ha!

    1. Re:Slashdotted already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. What's that, boss? by mmell · · Score: 5, Funny
    The quarterly financials? Sure. Oh, and the software projections? You've got it.

    Would you like fries with that?

    1. Re:What's that, boss? by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      At 104F, those are going to be the greasiest fries you've ever had.

    2. Re:What's that, boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, you went to Florida State


      GO GATORS (a Florida fan)

    3. Re:What's that, boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Looks like we got gator fans."

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  6. I prefer... by avronius · · Score: 1

    I think that I still prefer to bake my chips, but if you're one of the deep-fry set, then this sounds like just the thing! ;)

  7. Duh by shawnce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they first attempted this operation using deionized water. It worked for 5 minutes before developing short circuits

    Have to say that is kinda of dumb to try... de-ionized water is a great solvent and would love nothing better then to leach ions from material it comes in contact with.

    1. Re:Duh by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sure in hindsight it's a dumb thing to try, but sometimes you can get unexpected results. I think there was probbably enough garbage on the motherboard to provide enough ions to establish a current. I wonder what would have happened if they had rinsed the motherboard first.

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    2. Re:Duh by tjebe · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, vegetable oil is a good solvent for a lot of polymers. And I imagine that there are several oil-soluble polymers on a motherboard. It might not dissolve them quickly, but it'll do it eventually.

    3. Re:Duh by Fishead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't know, the last place I worked at had a LASER welder that used De-ionized water flowing over the flash lamp (~400 volts) to keep the bulb at a set temperature. We would buy distilled water from the grocery store and change the water about once every 3 months. What probably made the difference though was that there was de-ionizing resin in a chamber that the water would flow through on its way to the Flash Lamp. It was really expensive if I remember correctly. I don't know much about it, but it consisted of really tiny plastic like beads about .5mm in diameter that also had to be changed at the same time as the water.

    4. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rinsed the parts including the motherboard and continually run the water in the case through the deionizing and filtering process, to remove things as they came off the board or the case.

      (I need to read more about water deionization.)

      Not to mention, as there was a past /. article on this wrt scientific papers/results, don't discount failed attempts. Many times, what fails is part of the learning process, and even publication of failed results and the details therein will lead to improved processes...even if it is simply to alert some other people in the community that something has been done and tried so they don't repeat the process again.

    5. Re:Duh by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I am sure this is why they sell vegetable oil in plastic containers....

      And at 104F, I don't think you will have much solvent action. If it got hot enough, I would be more worried.

      Now you could use a refridgerating unit.to cool the oil.....

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    6. Re:Duh by MikeyTheK · · Score: 1

      Of course DI is also very corrosive, so you have that working against you, too.

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    7. Re:Duh by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Well, the laser you speak of was meant to have ultrapure water within it. It probably ran against the bulb, which is probably a ceramic that does not leach appreciable amounts of ions, unlike solder in a PC motherboard. In my experience, ultrapure water is tap water that undergoes carbon filtration, reverse osmosis, degassing, then is flowed through a resin bed to deionized it. The resin is the most expensive filter. Usage of the system is carefully metered to make sure that the resin does not get full.

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    8. Re:Duh by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Of course DI is also very corrosive, so you have that working against you, too.

      That's a fact - as evidenced by a little problem that we had when I was in the Navy. We used DI water in the cooling loop of our 400Hz VDT terminals. Almost everything in the loop was stainless steel, except for a couple of copper flex tubes that looked to have been custom fitted sometime in the past. The DI water went after those tubes and eventually one of them developed a couple of pinholes that sprayed water all over the inside of one of the cabinets. Now, the water wasn't all that conductive, but the bits of dust and other crap that had accumulated over the years was. We got a very satisfactory BANG and some smoke from the high voltage components. Unfortuately, whomever had decided that copper was a fine replacement for stainless steel wasn't around anymore.

      I guess that one of the morals of that story is that if there's stainless steel there, it's probably for a reason.

      -h-

    9. Re:Duh by deacon · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh, it gets better than that.

      The pcb material will swell over time. You know all those little thru vias that connect traces between the layers of the pcb? They don't stretch so good. That faint popping sound you hear is the vias seperating, and then bye-bye pcb.

      A really good clue that your motherboard is dissolving/swelling is when the oil turns the color of the motherboard...

      Funny how this same topic comes up regularly, and yet there seems to be no progress in forseeing the problems.

      If you want a cheap way to cool a case, seal the cold coil of an AC unit into it, with internal fans to stir the cold air around.

    10. Re:Duh by deacon · · Score: 1
      Maybe this stuff:

      Nylon deionizer bags. Contain impregnated silica gel beads to deionize water poured into the generator. Bead color change from gold to green-gray indicates the need for a new bag. Bags must be used at all times. Average bag life of six months can be extended by using high-quality water. Sold in packs of two. Fits all domnick hunter* generator models.

      Link:

      https://www1.fishersci.com/Coupon?cid=1328&gid=427 81

    11. Re:Duh by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do nice hardware reviews but are otherwise clueless (admittedly like most of us are outside the respective areas of our individual expertise). Weren't these the same people who tried to liquid nitrogen cool a fluorinert loop for overclocking and didn't think before buying it whether the fluorinert might just freeze solid at LN2 temps (77K)? Duh. It would not matter in the least if the boards were rinsed before this was tried. Ultrapure deionized water has a theoretical resistivity of 18 MOhm/cm, pretty high yes. But add just one single part per million ionized contamination (ie. 500 MICROgrams of salt per liter (one mol NaCl dissociates into TWO mols of ions in soln!)) and your resistivity plummets to 500 KOhm/cm. In other words, conductivity skyrockets instantly as soon as the smallest mote of contamination enters the water, this of course causes a runaway effect in that the more conductive the water is the more electrolysis occurs at the metal contacts with voltage on them in the water and the more metal ions are leached into the surrounding water. I would've expected this to all occur within mere seconds of them switching the thing on and the fact that they say they got minutes of use out of it is absolutely shocking(heh). The only way this could possibly work is if the mobo were submerged in a running loop of DI water which is consistently replenished by a contaminant removal system and even then I highly doubt it because you would still get little pools where the water wouldn't be circulating fast enough and would have time to contaminate and become just normal conductive water.

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    12. Re:Duh by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
      I was working at Fermilab many moons ago and heard a funny story about de-ionized water.

      They have a ring of electro-magnets, (well over a mile long, IIRC) that were all cooled with de-ionized water. The magnets were wound with very thick copper wire and the wire had a hole down the middle for the water to flow through.

      When they were first getting the thing up and running, they noticed that every few days the number of ions in the water would shoot up drastically and then gradually go down as the de-ionizers did there job.

      Turns out that the drain from the floor in one of the bathrooms was incorrectly routed into the de-ionized water supply. Even worse, one of the urinals was backed up and would start to stink after a couple of days so the janitor would wash the room out with bleach which then drained into the de-ionized water supply.

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    13. Re:Duh by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Well, what the other poster said, and if the water allowed some electricity through, it would just waste it, produce some bubbles and slightly corrode the connectors. If the voltage was regulated with some feedback loop, 400V goes to the lamp another 60 wasted on leakage (damn this word...) through the water and the impact on the device wouldn't be serious. But if your CPU voltage drops by 15% due to leakage it WILL mean problems.

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    14. Re:Duh by LordMaxxon · · Score: 0

      also, isn't water self-ionizing?

    15. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever stop to think that there's a hundred bazillion different types of plastics and that the plastics on the motherboard just might not make sense to use as a plastic bottle... Or that even if a minute part of the plastics actually did get the chance to disolve in both the bottle and the computer, that cooking probably won't be impared but that the effect of electrical resistance reducing in the computer application would cause a problem, eventually? Even if it takes a damned long time?

    16. Re:Duh by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the same stuff you get in water treatment bottles for steam irons from the supermarket. You fill the squeeze bottle with water (not too full or you lose the beads...), shake for a few minutes and use. That start off dark brown and fade with use.

    17. Re:Duh by modecx · · Score: 1

      Copper and Stainless steel? Eek! If they didn't use dielectric fittings between the two, there could have been some problems with galvanic corrosion, basically resulting in a reverse-electroplating effect. Even between different types of stainless steels (with different nickel content) there can be galvanic action, be it ever so subtle. In that case it's not generally considered a big deal, but if one was expecting the device to work for a few thousand years, it's definitely worth consideration :)

      If there was more stainless than there was copper, then it was probably the stainless' fault, regardless of what flowed through it. Regular old water would have worked just as well, unless DI was needed for some reason. I've seen well thought out iron boiler systems with the right fittings that had water that was probably fifty years out of the tap, still working fine, no rust beyond the surface.

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    18. Re:Duh by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps sprayed a thin insulating coat over the components. Contacts for boards would still be problematic unless you sprayed over those (and gave up any hope of ever changing out boards ever again) with all boards and cables connected already.

    19. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I wish *I* had an area of expertise.

    20. Re:Duh by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      First of all, the problem isn't so much that the plastics disolve under normal temperatures, but that they can disolve when heat is applied. Also, most of the issues are not with stable polymers and these polymers begin to melt, or with various additives and impurities that can leach out into the oil or other liquid.

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    21. Re:Duh by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I'm sure in hindsight it's a dumb thing to try, but sometimes you can get unexpected results.
      Deionized water loves to leach ions from anything it comes into contact with - there was utterly nothing possibly unexpected that could have happened.
      I think there was probbably enough garbage on the motherboard to provide enough ions to establish a current. I wonder what would have happened if they had rinsed the motherboard first.
      Precisely what did happen. There's plenty of chemically active materials ready and waiting to donate ions.
  8. Dunkin Doughnuts... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is one of those moments that I wish I could work at a Dunkin Doughnuts. I could deep-fry doughnuts from the heat of a dual-core AMD CPU and quad-core Nvidia video card and play Quake 4 at the same time.

    1. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by a10waveracer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you were working at a Dunkin' Doughnuts shop, it would take you a few years of savings to be able to buy that setup >_>

    2. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That's where cheating the cash register and/or knowing the safe combo comes in handy. After all, the end justify the means. :)

    3. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by tehlinux · · Score: 0

      I work in a doughnut shop, and, sadly, have been a fry cook for most of my adult life. You should know that 104F is not going to cook your doughnuts. You want at least 325-350 degrees, and on todays hardware, that could be difficult.

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    4. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      A quad-CPU motherboard might be a bit of an overkill (i.e., 4 CPUs @ 104 degrees = 416 degrees). Might have to underclock the CPUs.

    5. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by starnix · · Score: 1

      Just overclock the CPU to about 9ghz and might as well do the video card too....

    6. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      A quad-CPU motherboard might be a bit of an overkill (i.e., 4 CPUs @ 104 degrees = 416 degrees). Might have to underclock the CPUs.

      Sounds like someone flunked physics (or is playing at silly buggers). 104F = ambient + 34 (roughly), so a quad CPU setup is likely capped at ambient + 132. This is obviously bunk, unless there's no radiator, as air-cooled chips run a fair bit cooler than that. Solution: add a radiator, a largish fan at 2500RPM, and a pump. Still fairly quiet.

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    7. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Granted, I'm taking a simplistic view of the problem. But keep in mind that the idea is to heat up the oil to cook doughnuts while computing at the same time. (In other words, this isn't a serious discussion.) Adding four CPUs with large fans would probably be bad for the doughnuts. I was thinking that you could add CPUs to raise the oil temperature the same way you add multiple heaters to a large aquarium.

    8. Re:Dunkin Doughnuts... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Actually my thought was to use the computer to power the oil-filled space heater in the basement.

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  9. uuh. by Renraku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure why you'd want to do this. The benefits (effective, silent cooling) are more than negated by the drawbacks.

    For example, if you get water into the system you could fry your machine. Its not that difficult, especially if its not sealed too well. Another example being if the sealing were to catastrophically fail, you'd have 8 gallons of cooking oil that wanted out, and if you weren't at home could very well destroy the board.

    Think you're going to try to take this thing to a LAN party? Good luck. Better wear one of those muscle belts to be able to lift and carry it. And better make sure those seals are extra tight. How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?

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    1. Re:uuh. by Saiyine · · Score: 1


      if you get water into the system you could fry your machine

      And that's very different to putting water into an air cooled machine, wich makes it go faster!

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    2. Re:uuh. by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?

      Extra Crispy?

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    3. Re:uuh. by schwaang · · Score: 1

      Plus, from the picture they put the power supply and hard disk outside of the case, which is not conducive to portability or quietude.

      If they were gonna do that, they should have built a much smaller case. (Unless you need that much oil for temperature stability.)

    4. Re:uuh. by Soporific · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When did doing something have to be productive or particularly useful if the do'ers found it exciting and fun? I took up watercooling just because it seemed interesting...

      ~S

    5. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?
      A buff what!?!
    6. Re:uuh. by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Extra Crispy?

      Unfortunately, no. The thing topped out at 104F, he'd be soggy and limp, no, let me rephrase that...

      Better stick with Hufu for now.

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    7. Re:uuh. by Lendrick · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Another example being if the sealing were to catastrophically fail, you'd have 8 gallons of cooking oil that wanted out, and if you weren't at home could very well destroy the board.

      ...and your floor.

    8. Re:uuh. by timeOday · · Score: 1
      For example, if you get water into the system you could fry your machine.
      I think you'll find that to be true even if you use the more conventional air-filled case.
    9. Re:uuh. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?

      Dunno, but you'll probably be hungry again in half an hour.

    10. Re:uuh. by stanleypane · · Score: 4, Funny

      you'd have 8 gallons of cooking oil that wanted out, and if you weren't at home could very well destroy the board.

      ------

      Leave it to a geek to be worried about his mobo when 8 gallons of oil spill onto the floor.

      I'd rather replace my mobo anyday. Try getting 8 gallons of oil out of burbur. Or better yet, try the same mess on hardwood or linoleum. I can see it now:

      (slip) Shit, my fscking back. Gotta hurry, must get up before mobo dies!
       
      (slip-splotch-boom) Oohhh... My aching head. How am I ever gonna get outta this mess!
       
      (bam-slip)(careening into corner of desk, eye-first) Ahhhh! I can't see! I'm blind! My baby! My baby! Don't worry, I'll save you, baby!

      [voice from bedroom] Is everything OK dear? Who are you talking to?

      (splotch-bam-boom) Everything fine, honey.. Just a few minor diffi.. (bang)

      Honey! Quick, call Compusa, STAT! She's not gonna make it!

    11. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny!

    12. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, all my nightmares include buff asian guys. :-)

    13. Re:uuh. by Jetekus · · Score: 1

      You mean it's not the most sensible way of cooling a PC. No shit, Sherlock - if it was, DELL PCs would come full of oil...

    14. Re:uuh. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      No you really don't need that much oil. It's totally excessive, I think.

      There is a german guy who has a vegetable oil cooled system, and he submerged the entire power supply (which in Europe means the 220VAC mains) and it seems to run okay. I can't read anything on his site, but it seems legitimate. I would have to be very convinced of the dielectric properties of my mains, and also that there wasn't anything in the PS that was capitance-dependent (wouldn't the oil change the inductance of any air-core transformers?) before I was willing to go that far, though.

      Overall I think it's an idea that would be better served for something like blade servers. Most blade designs that I've seen have the blades themselves suspended from a central backplane that's mounted horizontally to them and at the bottom. Now imagine you flipped that upside down, so that the backpane was mounted above the blades, and then you lowered the protruding blades into a vat of transformer oil. There's no power supply being submerged, and you could run a copper tube of chilled water through the oil to cool it. (Make that distilled water if you're paranoid.)

      Also I think the concerns about water contaimination are overstated. You'd have to get quite a bit of water into the oil for it to become an issue -- probably enough so that if you dumped it into a conventional air cooled system that it would cause a lot of problems, too. Computers don't like non-distilled water, period. And at least with the oil filled case if you made the bottom slope and put a little divot or cup in the lowest point (like a sump) you could put a conductivity sensor down there to warn you and shut the system down if some water got in and started building up.

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    15. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's the buff Asian guy About the same as the invisible pink unicorn or the flying spaghetti monster I would guess.

    16. Re:uuh. by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 0

      Water wouldnt fry the system, since it would seperate from the oil and sit at the very bottom of the tank, instead of circulating around and shorting out electronics.

    17. Re:uuh. by HardCase · · Score: 1

      I'd rather replace my mobo anyday. Try getting 8 gallons of oil out of burbur.

      burbur? Try getting out of there alive!
      berber? I think I see your point...

    18. Re:uuh. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?

      Buff asian guy at a lan party? Who has time to get good enough to go to lan parties and still hit the gym for an hour each day?

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    19. Re:uuh. by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I've seen a guy drop a tower case on his foot (fully equiped). First thing my friend says, well, I hope that isn't broken; meaning the tower case of course. Smashed up case vs smashed up foot, I'll know which one I would prefer.

    20. Re:uuh. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      How's the buff Asian guy next to you going to feel when he and his machine are doused in cooking oil?

      Wow, I could take this and run with it in one of two directions. I could laugh at you for implying that either of the two buff asian dudes in the country would be at his LAN party but I think I'll comment on how I'd rather see a hot asian chick get doused in oil. Mmmmmm, oily asian chicks.

      LK

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    21. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gots an URL for that?

    22. Re:uuh. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Another example being if the sealing were to catastrophically fail, you'd have 8 gallons of cooking oil that wanted out, and if you weren't at home could very well destroy the board.
      Given the damage that 8 gallons of cooking oil can do all by it's lonesome - destroying the board is your last worry.
    23. Re:uuh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      throw some local wildlife into the mess and some bits of exxon/whatvertheyarecallednow wreckage and i msure you couldon greenpeace inoto cleaning it up a well as get a nice payout fomr the oil company.

      i don't think they can keep track of all the mischeif they get up to so they'd just settle out of court just in case.

  10. Drive Through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi, can I order one large McIntel with cheese. Thanks."

  11. Oil Change Intervals? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you have to change the oil and filter every 3000 programs? On the bright side, you can use to old oil to make bio-diesel!

    1. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by andykuan · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that's only if you're using vegetable oil. How about switching to other non-conductive oils? Plain glycerine perhaps? It'll be clear instead of yellow.

      Wait, I've got a better idea, let's convince Tom's Hardware to try out kerosene or gasoline. Though I imagine the volatility of gasoline would be a problem (well that and flammability issues...)

    2. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      If you read the whole article, they say on the last page that Motor Oil would be better than Veggie oil. But 5 gals of 1W/30 oil would be expensive!!! I wonder if synthetic oil would be better than petroleum based oils?

    3. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Wait, I've got a better idea, let's convince Tom's Hardware to try out kerosene or gasoline. Though I imagine the volatility of gasoline would be a problem (well that and flammability issues...)

      Gasoline is neither volatile or flammable. This is important to remember when handling it. You may be treating that canister with kid gloves, but it's the fumes that you carelessly let evaporate out of the can that's going to singe your eyebrows off. Keep the lid on your computer, work in an open area with lots of ventilation, pay attention to basic safety precautions, and your gasoline powered computer should work great for many thousands of miles!

    4. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by andykuan · · Score: 1

      I always thought gasoline was considered volatile in that it readily evaporated into those fumes of which you speak. I don't have any numbers (or any facts beyond high school chemistry really) but it seems like you'd have to keep the case very tightly sealed or else it'll leak flammable gasoline fumes constantly. Anyway, this is all pretty moot since I'm certainly not filling my ATX case with gasoline any time soon.

    5. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that's only if you're using vegetable oil. How about switching to other non-conductive oils? Plain glycerine perhaps? It'll be clear instead of yellow.

      That's replacing a mixture of esters with an alcohol. Alcohols are somewhat more reactive and likely to adsorb water from the atmosphere.

    6. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by boxer · · Score: 1

      No reprocessing required. Once the engine is up to temp you can run a diesel motor on straight vegetable oil - doesn't even have to be virgin, used fry oil is fine if you filter out the particulate. There's a company in California that makes a kit for most full-size trucks.

      In many ways, it's a superior fuel to petroleum-based diesel. The only problem is the oil is too viscous when cold, which means you can't run it full time. In fact, Diesel's original prototypes ran on peanut oil.

      There's an article on it in a recent issue of "Diesel Power" magazine, for the curious.

    7. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      As jd mentioned, mineral oil would be superior. And I think the old article he mentions is the one that's linked to in TFA. (It's from 1999.)

      You can get mineral oil in fairly large quanties for relatively cheap -- compared to actual electronics coolant anyway. I'm not sure how it stacks up to transformer oil if purchased in bulk or anything. It's slightly more expensive than cooking oil, but it wouldn't go rancid, and it's available in different viscosities. As it's a byproduct of gasoline manufacture there's quite a lot of it to go around.

      I did some googling yesterday and turned up a few companies who are willing to sell quantities ranging from a few ounces to 5gal drums to the end consumer. I did it again and got a entirely different but similar seeming range of companies, so there's no shortage of suppliers. The freight costs might be the killer, though, so I'd investigate local sources. If you have any sort of cosmetic industry near you, there's probably a supplier of mineral oil available.

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    8. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      A full can of gasoline is harmless. A can that previously contained gasoline that is now empty is extremely dangerous. It's the exact opposite of what people think. Vo-Ag 101.

    9. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      It's also a decent solvent which means it might damage the chips or insulation on wires. Any non-conducting liquid would work. They just wanted a cheap and transparent solution. The next mod they need is an "oil cooler" to keep the box as cool as possible, I'm suspect the Plexiglass case does not transfer the internal heat very well.

    10. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by HardCase · · Score: 1

      One of my distant neighbors has converted his old Mercedes over to fry oil. It starts up on diesel, then after it's warm, he switches it to the used fry oil from his restaurant. He used to pay some company to haul off the used fry oil and figured that it would take about a year or so to pay back the investment in converting the car. He jokes that he gets something like 500 miles to a gallon of diesel. The fry oil doesn't give him as good mileage per gallon as the original diesel system, but the fry oil is, essentially, free, or cheaper than free if you consider that it used to cost him to get rid of it.

      Other than the cold problem, the other drawback is that the exhaust smells. Like McDonald's.

      -h-

    11. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Saw a recent episode of "Dirty Jobs" where the guy was running a bio-diesel digester in his shed and had converted his pickup to run on the stuff.

      http://www.discoverychannelstore.org/product-59410 .html

      Seemed like there was more involved than just filtering out the crap, though. Seem to recall he had to be careful to analyze the batch and then add the right ratios of what ever additive he was using to get a consistent result. He did say he gets +40 mpg and it ends up costing him pennies per gallon to process the stuff. (and his exhaust makes people hungry)

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    12. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Metanol and lye were the additives

      http://www.eline2000.com/biodiesel.htm

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    13. Re:Oil Change Intervals? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what volatile means?

      Tell you what, why don't you take a look at this:

      The key gasoline characteristic for good driveability is volatility -- the gasoline's tendency to vaporize.

      Maybe you should go tell Chevron that Gasoline isn't volatile. They've only made tens of billions of dollars on their understanding of gasoline, perhaps your new information would allow them to make more.

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  12. So I can choose no noise or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the smell of a South Jersey boardwalk on a hot summer night.

    1. Re:So I can choose no noise or... by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I think you have to add your own urine and bum additive to get that effect.

      ~S

  13. Fire by c_fel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what would happen in the case of a spark in the case. Let's say :
    1. Oil burns
    2. The computer is filled with oil
    3. Oups.

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    1. Re:Fire by Surt · · Score: 1

      I believe oil only seriously burns in the presence of oxygen (oil is not a chemical explosive that can burn without an oxygen supply). So this case would just need to be airtight or near airtight to be safe from this, and guess what: you need to do that any way to prevent leaking.

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    2. Re:Fire by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, think about it. Typical motor oil has a minimum 400F flash point and how many times have you been cooking with oil it's ignited?

    3. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully a spark in the case would be prevented because the oil is an extremely poor conductor of electricity. You would have to have another ignition source, like a cigarette...

    4. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I know how to spell soup.
      2) I need to spell oops.
      3) Oups!

    5. Re:Fire by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dont install the spark plug!

      If the pressure gets high enough, you have
      the first diesel computer!

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    6. Re:Fire by Crizp · · Score: 1

      Nothing can burn without an oxygen supply, can it? Explode maybe, but burn?

    7. Re:Fire by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Oil has to be hot to burn. Unless you're cracking open an arc lamp I doubt you'll have enough heat to do anything. The only reason veg oil burns in a diesel engine is that the compression ratio is so high (22:1 before the turbo spools up in my mercedes.)

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    8. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To ignite cooking oil spectacularly and very dangerously: Pour cooking oil into a wok (quantity depends on how much you enjoy intact skin, unburned-down house, life, etc.). Heat until it's smoking heavily. Pour a small quantity of water into it (very carefully!), which instantly turns to steam and sprays a mist of hotter than flash point oil everywhere, which instantly ignites in an massive fireball. Don't actually try this, especially if you're drunk, or at least stop when the ceiling is noticeably blackened.

    9. Re:Fire by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's unclear based on the dictionary definition of burn:
      http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/burn
      (see the verb definitions).

      I would tend to agree with the definition that burn means the oxygen reaction, but I included the bit about chemical explosives because I thought that would be the clearer version.

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    10. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      burning is just a controlled explosion, you just need a retardant to keep it under control. The trick is to retard the process but not stifle the explosion.

      for example, I bet you could get hot oil to burn at a controlled rate by bubbling air through it.

    11. Re:Fire by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      How do you think underwater flares work? They don't have their own O2 cylinder, it's chemical.

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    12. Re:Fire by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      "the first diesel computer!"

      only if they enable compression. ;-)

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    13. Re:Fire by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Well, others argue about underwater flares etc. It's all burning using oxygen, it's just that the oxygen gets produced in place from chemicals contained in the flare/whatever.

      But burning without oxygen is possible. You can for example burn some gasses (IIRC, methane but I'm not sure) in atmosphere of chlorine gas, producing visible flame and without oxygen used thorough the process altogether.

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    14. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought diesel engines ignited due to compression alone --- no spark plugs.

    15. Re:Fire by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      That's why he said not to install one. On a side note, most diesel engines in commercial vehicles do have glow plugs which will warm the combustion chambers up before attempting to start the engine. Diesel does apparently have to achieve a specific operating temperature before it will ignite from compression.

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  14. Ugh by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did this guy take pointers from the William Shatner School of Websites?

    You get like half a...

    a sentence and then...

    have to click Next Page...

    1. Re:Ugh by adrenalinerush · · Score: 1

      Of course! That gives them the opportunity to show us that many more ads!

  15. And don't forget cause!=correlation by SIGFPE · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just because there was oil in the PC, and the CPU was cooled, it doesn't follow that the oil did the cooling. It could be that CPUs that drop in temperature exude oil or that there is some other factors that caused both the cooled CPU and the appearance of oil.

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    1. Re:And don't forget cause!=correlation by schenkzoola · · Score: 0

      And this looks like a good application of Occam's Razor.

    2. Re:And don't forget cause!=correlation by Kobun · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Of course, there is only one true answer:
      The Flying Spaghetti Monster caused it to work this way.

      http://www.venganza.org/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Mons ter/

    3. Re:And don't forget cause!=correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what's more sad, that you think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is still funny, or that you thought anybody on slashdot still needed a couple links to know what you're talking about.

      Do you link to wiki when you make fun of somebody's grammar with an "all your base" reference, too?

    4. Re:And don't forget cause!=correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't question the Intelligent Designer's motives, nature, or origin, but I will say this: it is a logical step to infer the purpose (that is, design) of oil from the fact that oil is so useful to humans.

    5. Re:And don't forget cause!=correlation by Kobun · · Score: 1
      Do you link to wiki when you make fun of somebody's grammar with an "all your base" reference, too?
      Hypothetically, yes.
  16. Obligitory... by fak3r · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Would you like fries with that?

  17. Re:So what's the point of posting this? by goofyheadedpunk · · Score: 1

    There's really no point to posting this, true. It's not news. It is, however, making the internet rounds. It's on the front page of reddit and digg. It's probably elsewhere. The internet "news" sites tend to share quite a number of the same silly stories.

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  18. Not new by kuzb · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is not new and was probably done even before the digg article post, which was made over 180 days ago. I seem to remember coverage on slashdot or somewhere else about this being done several years ago.

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    1. Re:Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually try to stay out of the digg-vs-slashdot stuff, but MAN!

      Slashdot is going to need to come up with a better way of coming up with interesting reading material if they're going to keep my eyeballs.

      Digg.com has seriously cut into my Slashdot reading time since a co-worker pointed me to it. Pretty soon Netcraft will be confirming that Slashdot is dying.

    2. Re:Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digg's comment system sucks, though. There's no reply function, and though there are comment ratings, no one seems to use them.

      I read Slashdot for the comments, not for the articles. If it was the other way around, I guess I'd prefer Digg.

    3. Re:Not new by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it was done by the Cray II, in about 1983 (okay, that was with Fluorinert, not vegetable oil, but anyway), so it's not exactly a new idea or anything.

      It's interesting that this came up as an article, because in another thread I'd been discussing it yesterday:
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=17334 2&cid=14422980 (This is the article about the new Corsair watercooling rig)

      I think that we're going to see more stuff like this in the future. I don't think vegetable oil is where it's going to be though -- there are a lot better liquids that you can use, which conduct heat far more effectively. I found a place within a few minutes of googling that is willing to sell anyone 1gal or 5gal jugs of light white mineral oil (a petroleum product) for relatively cheap, in various viscosities. I think that would make a lot more sense than using some sort of organic oil that's going to go bad.

      And if you were going to use it in anything serious, you'd really want to get 3M Fluorinert. It's expensive as hell, but it's designed for exactly this purpose.

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    4. Re:Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of us don't have time to register a slashdot username, let alone read the entire internet for moderately interesting article, so let it go already.

    5. Re:Not new by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

      Wait A miNute, are yOu alledging THat Slashdot is repEating stoRies? That SLASHDOT are presenting DUPlicatE entries?!?! LIES!

    6. Re:Not new by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      New or not, it is posted to the frontpage of Tom's with a 9 Jan 2006 11:00 timestamp. If it is old, maybe they've updated it with new information.
      And yes, slashdot definitely had articles about oil cooling PC's predating 180 days ago.

      Here's one from 05/05
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/ 11/1756259&tid=222

      Still, I'm guessing that this article has techniques of particular interest. Their main emphasis seems to be on a more self-contained refined design.

      Seems worthy enough of a slashdot story to me. Nothing says that only the first attempt at doing something is newsworthy.

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    7. Re:Not new by volsung · · Score: 1

      And the result of that irritating comment system is that the average comment is utterly retarded. Take every thing that's ever annoyed you here, and multiply it by 10x.

    8. Re:Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not new? So what. We're talking about it now, it's not like history is repeating itself. This is just a conversation piece. I read the article before as well, but I managed to refrain from mentioning that because I'm not an asshole. I was actually curious about the Slashdot take on this article, why are you here? Other than reminding us of how un-cool we are...
      God, I think there is one of you in every article I read now... (in a high-pitched voice)"This is old news! This is old news!"

      Wah-wah Boo hoo!

      Ok so maybe I am an asshole, but I'm using YOU as an excuse. Your other post suck too.

    9. Re:Not new by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Ok, to be fair, I wasn't really trying for a Slashdot vs Digg thing - I just remembered seeing it somewhere before so i did a google search. Digg was just near the top of results, so I used it to illustrate the point that slashdot repeats things like a broken record. The point is, I want to see fresh stories. I figure, if enough people stand up to be counted, it's possible we won't have to read about oil-cooled PCs a third or fourth time.

      I apologise if it was seen as comparing one service against the other, that wasn't really my intention.

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  19. Xbox360 by thehubbell · · Score: 1

    If your fondue pot goes out and your in the middle of frying things just hook up the old xbox360 and power supply.

  20. Shortening, as in by IAAP · · Score: 3, Funny
    Crisco. It's a solid at room temperature and then it'll liquify as it gets hot. Of course, while it's liquifying, it's taking more heat away from the components.

    BTW, It's been awhile (decades) since thermo - if it's not obvious.

    1. Re:Shortening, as in by Arhat · · Score: 5, Funny

      So would this mean a machine cooled in such a fashion could be a Crisco Router.

  21. Water short-circuit? by sfjoe · · Score: 1


    That seems like an awfully short time period to have leached out enough material to allow current to flow. I wonder what they did to clean the circuit boards of residue prior to filling the box with water?
    It probably says in the article but I'd hate to defy etiquette and actually read it.

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    1. Re:Water short-circuit? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      They washed it with de-ionized water, of course.

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    2. Re:Water short-circuit? by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      Isn't the problem that water is actually corosive? so, pure water or not I would think it would eventually break the material down and create a circuit ...

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  22. Dangerous... by GenieGenieGenie · · Score: 1

    Talk about frying your motherboard...

  23. Cooling With Oil? Welcome to 1999 by ferrellcat · · Score: 5, Informative

    No pics left but archive.org does have a few pages achived from a guy who subsubmerged his Celeron 333 in oil back in 1999. I'm sure even earlier attempts exist...

    http://web.archive.org/web/19991122030011/www.accs data.com/drffreeze/FAQ.htm

    1. Re:Cooling With Oil? Welcome to 1999 by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1
      THANK YOU ALL. This has been the most exciting time in my life! You are teh welcome mr. internet past man.
    2. Re:Cooling With Oil? Welcome to 1999 by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      Celeron... What about putting a laptop in oil?

  24. Mass-Market by teklob · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a fun solution for hobbyists, but with the current prices of oil it would be cheaper to fly in bags of ice from arctic expeditions. *ducks*

    1. Re:Mass-Market by corngrower · · Score: 1

      didn't you mean to say '... bags of ice from antartic expeditions. *penguins*'.

  25. For Maximum Performance... by wolfemi1 · · Score: 1

    ...be sure to thoroughly bread the motherboard before use, and use an Intel Northwood-core Pentium IV for quickest frying action.

    1. Re:For Maximum Performance... by cttforsale · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Prescott.

  26. What about the hard drive? by smeek · · Score: 1

    Normally hard drives require air for the read heads to maintain a proper height above the platters. Additionally, the heads would probably break if they were quickly moved through a viscous medium like oil. As far as I know, hard drives aren't completely air tight. Any ideas why this wasn't a problem?

    1. Re:What about the hard drive? by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      Any ideas why this wasn't a problem?

      Stick the moving parts outside the oil. But do you then have to worry about wicking the oil up the cables?

    2. Re:What about the hard drive? by joto · · Score: 1
      Normally hard drives require air for the read heads to maintain a proper height above the platters. Additionally, the heads would probably break if they were quickly moved through a viscous medium like oil. As far as I know, hard drives aren't completely air tight. Any ideas why this wasn't a problem?

      Yes. Look at the absolutely first picture on page 1 in the article. What is sitting on top of the power supply?

      Which of course defeats the whole purpose, the power supply has a fan of its own.

    3. Re:What about the hard drive? by Vacuous · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that HDDs are air tight. Pretty sure i've read that dust in the air can wreak havoc on the platters. I could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure HDD recovery requres a clean room, hence why it is so expensive.

    4. Re:What about the hard drive? by Relic · · Score: 1

      I could blast you for not reading the article, but maybe its just you didn't see the pictures?

      The hard disk and power supply were not submerged.

    5. Re:What about the hard drive? by Chirs · · Score: 1

      They're not airtight, but they do have a filter over the opening.

    6. Re:What about the hard drive? by Relic · · Score: 1

      There are many PSU's on the market that do no have fans. For example, the "Antec Phantom"

    7. Re:What about the hard drive? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Nope, there's an air hole on every HDD. Just look at it, it's right there.

      Of course on the inside of the case behind that hole there is a filter that keeps the particulate matter out of the drive (although some drives use very bad filters). You have to do this or you can end up with the drive warping as the outside pressure flucuates (like say, when you're shipping it to someone who's house is at a different altitude and temperature than your factory).

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    8. Re:What about the hard drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm pretty sure that HDDs are air tight. Pretty sure i've read that dust in the air can wreak havoc on the platters.

      I haven't prised apart a very recent drive (for the pair of nice powerful fridge magnets inside), but ISTR drives used to have a hole in the case to allow the pressure to equalise. The hole in the case was covered by a piece of felt so dust won't get in. This implies two things: one, standard model hard drives won't work in space with no fluidic effects to keep the head and disk apart, and two, immersing a drive in oil will wreck the drive as oil wicks in through the felt and buggers up the aforementioned fluidic effects.

      I also STR posting a similar comment a few months back. Is this a dupe article?

    9. Re:What about the hard drive? by Vacuous · · Score: 1

      Alright, thanks for the correction.

    10. Re:What about the hard drive? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Where?
      This would be non-blocker. Just provide the drive with a snorkel. ;)
      Attach a pipe to the opening and pull it to the surface so it ballances the pressure with atmospheric air. Just where's that hole?

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    11. Re:What about the hard drive? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      If you've ever accidentally plugged that hole, you don't need this warning.

    12. Re:What about the hard drive? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      probally not, the filtered presure equalise holes seem to usually be quite some way from the cable and you wouldn't get a great deal moving that way as long as the drive was above the oil (as it is in tfa) i've heared there can be issues with cables acting as syphon pipes though if you put perhiperals below the pc.

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    13. Re:What about the hard drive? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      It varies from drive to drive, but it's usually on the top.

      The only problem is that the pressure of the oil will be more than normal atmospheric pressure, so it may still compress the drive a bit. Also, there is a possiblity of oil wicking into the drive through the holes in the case where the read head data pins go through or the motor housing. I bet it would work though. If only we could get the power supply under there too...

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  27. You won't get water in your system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Immersing equipment in oil is how you keep water out of it. At the place I used to work, it was standard procedure to put equipment (data loggers etc.) in an oil bath if it had to go into the water. That way if the container leaked, the water couldn't get at the equipment.

    As for being a PITA to fix, I'd rather fix something oily than try to troubleshoot and fix something that has been potted in silicone.

    1. Re:You won't get water in your system by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      um - isn't oil lighter than water?
      so for a typical bucket setup that water will go to the bottom, and could well build up to get to the motherboard, displacing the oil

      Just a thought. btw: oil bathing hd's is a pain, seals tend to leak after a few weeks/months ...

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  28. Muscle belt? by IAAP · · Score: 1
    8 gallons of water is a little over 64 lbs (about 8 lbs per gallon). So the machine would be, what? 70 lbs including the hardware itself.

    I don't think that it's that heavy. Of course, if you have a bad back, then it'd be an issue.

  29. Note on water damage to electronics by Savantissimo · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not the water that damages electronics but rather the salts and other ions in the water that allow short-circuiting, and if concentrations are as high as in tap water will often leave conductive salt bridges between pins. (Washing ciruit boards in the dishwasher can be ok, though, if you know what you're doing.)

    Deionized water temporarily has no ions but disolves some out of virtually anything, making it an undependable resistor. It also has a whopping dielectric constant that would be a bad idea in any case for a bath for high-frequency circuits designed to run in air.

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    1. Re:Note on water damage to electronics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      My understanding is that DI water reacts with itself to form ions of water, called hydronium and hydroxide. Thus, you can't store DI water for long - it turns into ordinary distilled-quality "water" pretty rapidly. Water has to have salts in it to be conductive, but water which is not DI is still corrosive.

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    2. Re:Note on water damage to electronics by lukesl · · Score: 1

      DI water (or any water) does not break down into hydronium and hydroxide ions with storage, it is in an equilibrium where a certain percentage of the water is in ionic form at any given time. For example, the definition of pH is the negative base 10 log of the hydronium ion concentration. DI water can be stored for a long time.

    3. Re:Note on water damage to electronics by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Sigh, The equilibrium concentration of Hydronium ions in water is on the order of 10^-7 molar. The total ion concentration of pure water is therefore twice that. That ain't very bloody much. You need ion concentrations of at least 10^-3 molar before water starts to become noticibly conduction.

      As other posters have noted, this isn't what deionized water is in the first place, (if it was the lifetime for "deionized" water would be on the order of microseconds, as the water equilibrium is FAST(!) I've spoken with P-Chemists and discovered that even simulating small quantities of pure water accurately is a very hard problem computationally.) deionized water has had all the salt removed, and usually most of everything else, but the defining part is the salt removal.

    4. Re:Note on water damage to electronics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Doesn't distilling water remove the salt, too?

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    5. Re:Note on water damage to electronics by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you look on the label of any store bought "distilled" water, you'll find that it's just deionised.

      I was under the impression that deionised can still contain impurities, it's just that they are not ionic (eg oils etc).

  30. Transformers have used oil... by slashname3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tranformers have used oil for a very long time for cooling. The problem with putting it in a computer case is that over time the oil would most likely work its way into the slots on any cards you have installed and cause the system to stop working. And you have the maintance problem, you want to upgrade that video card but now you have several hours job of draining the oil, removing the existing card, cleaning the slot connectors carefully, installing the new card, sealing the system up, refilling with oil, only to find out that you forgot to set the options on the card correctly, back to step one.

    BTW: I saw a tranformer on a pole catch fire once. Spit oil and other stuff all over the cars below it. Very impressive.

    1. Re:Transformers have used oil... by Embedded · · Score: 2, Informative

      Transformers, breakers, 500KV transformers in fact just about every piece of utility equipment use transformer oil.

      So did the Heathkit dummy load. A 1 gallon paint can to be precise. It used an SO-239 connector gasketed to the top.

      With the proper gasket and connectors this will work well. Actually I might suggest a vertical Pelikan case not too different looking from an ammo case. As for fires that is generally 20 year old oil in overloaded transformers. So when was the last time you fired up your Apple II ? Just do not use cooking oil!

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    2. Re:Transformers have used oil... by gclef · · Score: 1
      you want to upgrade that video card but now you have several hours job...

      That also brings computers closer to being an "appliance" with no user-serviceable parts inside, though....which, for some manufacturers is a plus. Just saying "don't touch that" has clearly had no effect on the various geeks of the world. Saying, instead, "Hot oil inside...don't open or you'll be burned" will deter a much larger number of geeks. Not all (there's always one), but still...

    3. Re:Transformers have used oil... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of appliance, I would like to find a cheap system with at least S-video out for use with a TV to act as a front end system for mythtv. No moving parts. Network bootable. Would be nice to have mpeg2 decoding on the video output. The epia systems get close but are fairly expensive.

    4. Re:Transformers have used oil... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Transformers have used oil for a very long time for cooling.

      They also compress and store it in 'energon cubes' and transport it via the Space Bridge in support of the war efforts back home on Cybertron.

  31. Oil is lighter... by IAAP · · Score: 1

    Forgot to mention that the oil would be lighter still, maybe not as light as gasoline (6 lbs/gallon), but it'd be lighter. So we're talking between, 50 and 70 lbs for the machine.

    1. Re:Oil is lighter... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention that the oil would be lighter still, maybe not as light as gasoline (6 lbs/gallon), but it'd be lighter. So we're talking between, 50 and 70 lbs for the machine.

      If you wanted the machine to be portable you'd probably want to modify the design to include baffles.

  32. Obligatory pun by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    Oil take one of those...

    OK, I'll get my coat. :)

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  33. A geek can dream by Hexedian · · Score: 1

    Now, if only they managed to make a lava lamp case...

  34. Cooking oil? by Schmedley53 · · Score: 1

    Why not mineral oil?

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  35. Alternative to oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I first heard of submerging a computer in oil I Googled the web to see if anyone had successfully done it. I came across a discussion board where a high school kid wanted to use the idea of computer cooling for his science fair project. He wasn't, however, keen on destroying a perfectly good computer with oil. He asked the group if submerging the computer in ethanol would be a better choice, since it would evaporate off when he was done.

    Someone in the discussion said, while the cooling properties of alcohol are well known, and his hardware would likely come clean, the possibility of fire, and probably even large explosions wouldn't make it worth while.

    Good thing the kid bothered to ask first. I can only assume/hope he got the advice in time.

    1. Re:Alternative to oil? by qray · · Score: 1

      Someone in the discussion said, while the cooling properties of alcohol are well known, and his hardware would likely come clean, the possibility of fire, and probably even large explosions wouldn't make it worth while.

      What not worth it! Sounds like an fun thing to try. Large explosions are always worth it. Maybe someone should submit it to Myth Busters.
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    2. Re:Alternative to oil? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Would have to be pretty pure - usually the remainder in spirit is water, and not demineralized. 2-5% water, is it much when it comes to conductivity? (anything above "consumption rate" 98% is devilishly expensive. Meantime smuggled russian 95% is quite cheap around these parts...)
      Nice thing with oil is that it automatically separates any water that might get in the rig (condensation etc). In spirit it will just dissolve, increasing conductivity.
      The rig could nicely cool itself using evaporation though. And about risk of fire/explosion - no worries, spirit is quite volatile and flammable but provides very little heat. (You can burn a little in your palm if you want, a cool trick to impress others. Good 5-10s before it starts to hurt and you need to put it out) Effect - in case of fire a blanket over the case or just blowing strong enough (not strong enough to sprinkle it all over though) will put it out. It's very easy to extinguish. The explosions are cool but pretty harmless too - Just a poof, some hair burnt on your hand at worst, but the amount of heat won't even hurt or make your skin red. (showcase: pour a little spirit in a plastic bottle. Stir so all the walls are wet on the inside, and just very little if any spirit left on the bottom (it will be wasted.) Put a match to the opening. Don't keep anything flammable within a meter from the opening in the direction the bottle is facing. And avoid getting spirit on your hands. When you're on fire you tend to panic and drop anything you have in hands to the floor. You have a lit match and a bottle with some spirit in your hands. You won't suffer any serious burns from the spirit flaming on your hands, but the carpet/floor/whatever may do.)

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  36. Wax might be even better by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At Los Alamos National Lab, an early star wars prottype, the Beam aboard a rocket program launched a sub orbital sattelite that had electronic dissipating lots of heat for a short interval. Fans don't work well in space. And weight was a premium. The solution was to fill it with parafin. The parafin not only conducted the heat as a solid/liquid but it also has a phase change from solid to liquid which until the transition was 100% liquid clamped the electronics at the melting temperature of the wax. This required no circulation pumps.

    Of course once it all melt then you are back to the steady state conduction of liquid parafin. But if you've ever made candles then you know that melting 8 gallons of wax on a stove burner can take a long time. If you can make that last say 12 hours--a work day-- and then let it cool down overnight you might never melt it all (or have two computers and play ping pong: one always cooling while the the other is heating).

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    1. Re:Wax might be even better by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Also, I think that under the metal heat-spreaders on some CPUs, there is a similar waxy substance that in addition to helping temperatures with the phase-changing also helps keep a more reliable contact surface between the heatsink and the CPU die.

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    2. Re:Wax might be even better by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Sure would make it a bitch to replace a card or memory stick, though, no?

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    3. Re:Wax might be even better by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "If you can make that last say 12 hours--a work day-- and then let it cool down overnight you might never melt it all..."

      or, add mineral oil to it and have a Lava Lamp PC, but without the lamp, just the heat from the PC keeps the wax floating around the oil.

      course cleaning that wax off would be a pain, it's bad enough to have to clean oil off PC components... which, by the way, did they explain exactly how you do that? Can't exactly throw it in the dishwasher... maybe blowdry the oil off?

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    4. Re:Wax might be even better by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Can't exactly throw it in the dishwasher...

      Yes you can. I know of at least one high-end tv production equipment manufacturer that used to do exactly that at the end of their manufacturing process, back when they made their own boards. You just have to make sure it's dry before you power it up, but most modern dishwashers actually have a drying cycle, so that shouldn't be much of a problem. I'd probably pull the CMOS battery for the wash, though.

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  37. Reionionized water & bacteria by redelm · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well, what did they expect? Deionized water will pick up anything remotely ionizable (metal?). The lack of damage was likely due to a good groundpath..

    Oil is a good (but messy) cooling solution. I think I'd prefer mineral oil for reduced possibility of microbial growth. You'd want heatslugs vertical to improve natureal convection. And I wound't trust ithe typical PCBthermisters with that much ambiient cooling.

  38. It's winter, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just open a window! :-)

    I guess this works best if you live somewhere north, like say, Winnipeg, though. Adding 100 degrees F to a -40 degree day will make it almost room temperature again! :-)

    Who needs this oil stuff? It freezes too easy, anyway! Real Programmers (TM) use Nature Herself to cool their processors.

    1. Re:It's winter, so... by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod, I'm in South America! It isn't winter here.

  39. This OIL BATH... by DarthTator · · Score: 0

    ..is going to feel soo gooood!!!

  40. Dunk it in oil...or water by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Looks like Comer wasn't so far off with his water dunked rig after all. Strange noone has posted this old avforums gem in this thread yet.

    I decided this weekend to try and quiten my PC by following some other members lead and going down the water cooling road. The fans on my PC were really starting to drive me mad. The first thing that I did was to remove all the fans. The one on the processor and graphics card were no problem but the one in the power unit was a bugger to get out.

    The most difficult part was sealing all the ventilitation openings in the PC case with silicon. I also put silicon all around the joints on the PC case. The smell of silicon was dreadful but when my wife complained I told her to be patent as it will be worth it when we have a completely silent PC.

    Because I had completely sealed the PC case the only opening near top was the DVD drive. So I opened that and put the small hose I had purchased specially for the job into the DVD drive as far as it would go. With what I can only describe as great excitement and anticipation, I turned on the water. It really is amazing just how long it took before the case was complete full, and boy was it heavy. That didn't really bother me as I didn't intend to be moving the PC anyway.

    The big moment had arrived so I called in my wife and mother in law (who was visiting) and I announced "prepare to hear nothing!" and flicked the switch on the socket on the wall.

    Before I could even press the power button on front of the PC, with a loud bang, the whole place was plunged into darkness

    I knew that it was only the tripswitch so I told my onlookers not to panic and I ran out to the hall to turn the trip switch back on. But can u believe it, it wouldn't stay on. After five attempts I decided to try unplugging the PC and would you believe...yes the trip switch stayed on. My conclusion: the PC must have in some way been causing the problem.

    After about an hour of tries I finally decided to abandon the whole idea of water cooling and emptied the water out of the PC, put back in the fans (except the fan in the power unit, I had broken that one getting it out) and tried the pc AGAIN. IT STILL CAUSED THE TRIP SWTICH TO BLOW!

    My PC is completely shagged thanks to stupid suggestions that I got on this forum. What the hell am I going to do now. I spent two hours last night with a hair drier inside the PC case and it still trips the switch.

    Any suggestions greatly appreciated

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    1. Re:Dunk it in oil...or water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Dunk it in oil...or water by Budenny · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Brought tears to my eyes.

  41. mo Parent up +7 by IAAP · · Score: 1

    Oh man! Did I set you up for that one!

  42. Dot 5 Brake Fluid by itomato · · Score: 4, Informative

    Brake fluid (Dot5, silicone based) seems like it would be a good candidate.

    Dot3 has awesome heat transfer ability, but collects water, and plays hell with paint (I imagine sensitive electronics to feel similar pain).

    Silicone is a dielectric, right? How about PEG? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyethylene_glycol

    1. Re:Dot 5 Brake Fluid by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There is non-silicone DOT 5.1 brake fluid. And even IT ain't compatible with the silicone stuff, though it IS compatible with "natural" brake fluid, thus you need not do a complete flush to put it in your system. Anyone lame enough to use the silicone stuff today [with alternatives available] deserves what they get. Now, granted, you're not talking about putting it in a brake system, but I just wanted to point out that it ain't necessarily silicone...

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    2. Re:Dot 5 Brake Fluid by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I had no idea cooking oil was a poor conductor...

      I do remember something about when Cray reported about the liquid that they were using to do liquid cooling... but I can't find any relevant links on it, so I'll just offer what I remember, as wildly inaccurate as it may be, in the hopes that some subsequent poster will find the link, and/or remember correctly.

      What I remember is that the liquid Cray was using was, first of all, kind of pink or peachy in color, and that it was an entirely non-conducting liquid, that it was riduculously expensive, and that it was a synthetic form of human (blood) plasma!!

    3. Re:Dot 5 Brake Fluid by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone beat me to the punch... but still, neither the wiki nor the 3M link mentions the color, its original cost, or anything about the fact that it was synthetic plasma... so I'm still hoping someone else remembers and posts a link referencing that, or if I am confused... what the heck my brain is remembering.

    4. Re:Dot 5 Brake Fluid by dozer · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of flourinert.

    5. Re:Dot 5 Brake Fluid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not accurate to call it a synthetic form of human blood plasma. It couldn't be, and still be non-conductive; blood plasma is water-based and full of salt. The liquid the poster was thinking of was probably 3M Flourinert or something very similar - a perflourocarbon liquid. The "blood plasma" thing is because perflourocarbons are very good at dissolving oxygen and so have been proposed as blood substitutes and for special breathing purposes in e.g. deep sea diving. There was a famous photo a few years ago of a mouse submerged in a beaker of perflourocarbon and still breathing contentedly because there was enough dissolved oxygen for its lungs to work. In theory a human could do the same, though apparently there are some problems with lung irritation when it's used for more than a few minutes.

  43. Transformers by Mike+McTernan · · Score: 1

    Aren't some transformers submerged in oil for the same reasons?

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    1. Re:Transformers by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      Damn! And here I thought you were going to make an Autobots, Decepticon, Optimus Prime, Megratron, Jazz, Starscream, Bumblebee, Thrust, Omega Supreme, Scorpinoc, Headmasters, Galvitron, Soundwave, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Perceptor, Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Rodimus Prime, Scourge, Brawn, Steamer, Jetfire, Blurr, Bruticus, The Constructicons joke or comment!!

      P.S. I think I fell in love with the Transformers too much. My brother and I would force ourselves to remember all the names.

    2. Re:Transformers by Mike+McTernan · · Score: 1

      Hehe - I was thinking of 'robots in disguise' when I wrote the first comment :)

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  44. Oil-filled electronics is fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    We've been immersing electronics in oil for decades. Difference is, we build sonar systems, so we're doing it so the electronics can survive a high-pressure environment, and also because oil provides lots of heat sinking and you don't want to put fans and such in a sonar receiver. Like others have posted, though, it gets heavy: one of our units is only about as big as a Shuttle XPC box but weighs over 75 pounds.

    I haven't seen the rancid oil problem, but we've only used a couple kinds of oil: a synthetic type (I'm told it's often used as a base for cosmetics), and castor oil. I have seen circuits change their operation when submerged (due to increased capacitance), but only once: a microprocessor reset controller changed its timing (it used a capacitor connected to a pin to determine how long to wait before letting the machine out of reset). You just have to be careful and watch for these things when designing the circuits.

    Water leaks are bad, though water will tend to head down to the bottom. Our equipment is usually made to much tighter specs than any PC case, though (titanium housings and electron-beam welding, and sometimes an anti-corrosion coating). You get what you pay for.

    A couple of things we deal with that your average PC builder won't: we have to forgo the use of any component with air inside it (e.g. aluminum can-type capacitors, some clock oscillator chips, really big power transistors), since they'll collapse under pressure (thousands of pounds per square inch), and we have to put a flexible window (or something similar) on one side of the enclosure because the oil volume will change with temperature.

    Also... that oil gets on everything, man. No fun to work with. At least it doesn't smell too bad when you have to solder through it. But your hands feel greasy for the rest of the day, even after washing them.

    1. Re:Oil-filled electronics is fun! by kureido · · Score: 1

      But your hands feel greasy for the rest of the day, even after washing them.

      Try methanol. It's fantastic at cleaning the oil off your hands, with the added bonus of helping you find any cuts you didn't know about. It does tend to dry out your hands, though, so we usually washed our hands afterward with lotioned soap.

    2. Re:Oil-filled electronics is fun! by rentedflowers · · Score: 1

      Umm, maybe not? Methanol is pretty bad for you, being readily absorbed through the skin and then metabolized into formaldehyde.

    3. Re:Oil-filled electronics is fun! by kureido · · Score: 1

      Methanol is pretty bad for you, being readily absorbed through the skin and then metabolized into formaldehyde.

      I forgot to mention (a rather important point!) that we diluted the methanol quite a bit -- probably to about 5-10% -- so in general I thought it was alright so long as we weren't bathing in it. We'd only use the methanol before lunch and before going home, as Fast Orange or equivalent did a decent enough job for a fifteen-minute break.

      If I'm wrong, I guess I'm glad I only worked there for a year. :)

    4. Re:Oil-filled electronics is fun! by evilviper · · Score: 1
      But your hands feel greasy for the rest of the day, even after washing them.

      Orange Goop is wonderful stuff: http://www.goophandcleaner.com/orange_v2.htm

      Oil, Tree Sap, Caulk, Gasoline, Grease, etc. Much cheaper than "Lava" too. Go for the "liquid", not the cream (easier to wash off).
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    5. Re:Oil-filled electronics is fun! by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I became a fan of that stuff years ago. My first job was at Spencer Gifts where the used to sell Lava Lamps. The "Lava" basically consists of some kind of oil and some kind of wax. Well, inevitably when you work in retail somebody breaks something. I still remember the first time I had to clean up after a lava lamp I had a hard time getting the oil off of my hands until I remembered that I had left a can of Goop in my car from my last oil change. After I realized how good of a job it did, I always kept some in my car while I worked there, just in case.

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  45. Comfy temp by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    "The oil temperature leveled off at a comfy 104F"

    Hmm, sounds like rampant bacterial and fungal growth to me. You though a hard-core gamer's BO was bad, wait until you check out the smells coming from his case...

    OTOH, a clear-modded case would be kinda neat... like an ant farm, except fewer ants and more slime molds.

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    1. Re:Comfy temp by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      wouldn't e able to use a clear case but a UV lamp should solve the flora/fauna issues

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    2. Re:Comfy temp by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      UV lamps of enough power would give off a lot of heat, not sure it wouldn't defeat the purpose. Also, UV would hasten the breakdown of the oil into fatty acids.

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  46. Previous such experiments by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    There was one experiment covered on Slashdot a looong time ago in which the person used mineral oil. Full emersion cooling has a major problem in that it would be easy to get backwaters in which there is little or no circulation. Air bubbles can also be a headache, for a similar reason.


    You've got to watch the thermal range, if you're wanting to do extreme cooling OR run really hot hardware. Some of 3M's synthetic liquids are excellent for this type of project - well, they would be but only a handful of enthusiasts have ever been able to afford them.


    Finally, although you only need to extract the amount of heat being put into a total emersion system, you've got to cycle through most/all of the liquid in a reasonably short period of time. You shouldn't rely on the heat simply transferring through the liquid. Besides, if you do that, some regions will be hotter than you'd like and others colder, even if the average is just fine. The average doesn't matter, because no component will see the average.

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  47. Yeah, but... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    The RAM will be volatile and the ROMs are burned...

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  48. wow by ChrisMroz · · Score: 1

    And if you want an even newer technique... FAN cooled components. Toms a dingbat, and this is so 1970s. Heres another one http://www.markusleonhardt.de/en/oelbilder.html

  49. Dupe by rminsk · · Score: 1

    This was old news back when it was posted in http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/ 11/1756259&tid=222 This time it is cooking oil instead of mineral oil. There are fluids specially designed for this sort of task that will not go rancid like the oil.

  50. Ionizing Deionized Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh, who thought that use deionized water would work... How do you make ionized water? Add a bunch of hot metal bits to it.

    I wish it did work with water. Throw in some tropical fish and wait to if anything infectious manages to grow in the near-body-temperate environment.

  51. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Also you may wish to try DOT-5 brake fluid. It's silicone-based and very low viscosity with excellent thermal transfer properties.

    Uh no. There is such thing as DOT 5 brake fluid which is not silicone-based. It's made by Elf.

    Brake fluid is expensive, anyway. I'd use the cheapest synthetic oil I could find.

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  52. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Also you may wish to try DOT-5 brake fluid. It's silicone-based and very low viscosity with excellent thermal transfer properties.

    And also basic enough to make short work of the motherboard plastic.

  53. So I'll use an Intel chip instead of AMD. by mmell · · Score: 1

    n/t

  54. Ultimate in Submersion by dayton967 · · Score: 1

    This guy has a better idea to liquid cooling. Just look, there's no need for me to say anything more. http://www.octools.com/index.cgi?caller=submersion .html

  55. Headlines: Cooking oil cakes causing server to fry by deviantphil · · Score: 3, Funny

    As thousands of Slashdot users hammered the newly setup web server cooled by cooking oil the processor quickly heated up to previously unseen levels. This resulted in the server caking the cooking oil and quickly overheating as it crumbled under the /. effect.
    Okay....the server is still up....but it is running a bit slow.

  56. interesting but by ShaneThePain · · Score: 1

    Interesting but i really dont want my hard drive or ram at 100 degrees. im sure they never get that hot with air cooling. for cooling the cpu and gfx card its a solid, if impractical concept. when you include ram and hard drive, not to mention other componets, it gets crazy quick.

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    1. Re:interesting but by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Interesting but i really dont want my hard drive or ram at 100 degrees.

      38C isn't bad for a fan-cooled, standard-clocked system. 100C is broken, but 100F is a reasonable system temp, and a miraculous CPU temp.

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    2. Re:interesting but by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind they were saying 104 degree F - that's extrememly cool. I remember some of my older harddrives being too hot to touch comfortably when they are running. Seagate shows a max operating temperature for their 10Krpm drivesof 55C which is 131F - so 104 is way within spec.

      Put a thermometer in your case and play something cpu and graphics intensive - your ram is probably at over 100F with air cooling.

  57. Just because 9 months have gone by... by DigitalReverend · · Score: 3, Informative

    It doesn't make this any less of a duplicate.

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/ 11/1756259&tid=222

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  58. better to use flourinert? by maydog · · Score: 1

    I would think this would be a more attractive solution.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorinert

    1. Re:better to use flourinert? by thunderbee · · Score: 1

      No.
      Fluorinert is expensive, and highly volatile, all the more when heated.
      You'd need a sealed system, with a heat exchanger somewhere.
      I worked for Cray, saw a Cray-2 system, and can assure you that (save for the coolness factor) you don't want one at home ;)

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  59. Want a crazy overclocking article? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

    Want a crazy overclocking article? Post one from 1998

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  60. How do you prevent voids? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's a pretty interesting idea. Normally when we think of phase-change cooling it's liquid to gas and vice versa, but solid to liquid phase change is certainly an option too.

    What I wonder about though, is whether in a conventional (atmospheric) application, you would end up with voids in the parafin (or other material with low melting point) as it heated and cooled. Obviously this would be a bad thing and could lead to overheating of the chips. I don't know much about the physical properties of parafin -- does it expand and contract as it heats and cools? If so then it seems like it could easily form voids around the chips.

    I once worked with a liquid, some sort of long-chain polymer, that had a freezing point of around 40F. If you chilled the whole thing slightly below it's freezing point, that might be able to work in much the same way. Provided of course that it's a dielectric.

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    1. Re:How do you prevent voids? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      Yes, Parafin expands as it melts and contracts as is freezes. If you pour liquid parafin into a container and let it cool you get a cone-shaped hole in the center. I've done this several times. It doesn't shrink as much as water expands though.

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    2. Re:How do you prevent voids? by j79zlr · · Score: 1

      Sure you get the energy absorbed by the phase change, but its not as easy to convert something from a liquid back to solid as it is from gas to liquid via a compressor. Plus as you stated, voids forming would be very bad, as motionless air is quite a good insulator.

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  61. We didn't use buckets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The containers we used were intended to be waterproof. Since oil is non-compressible, any water that tried to get in couldn't. As for hard drives; this was back in the seventies. Small hard drives hadn't been invented yet.

  62. Want your machine to run cool? by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    Set it on fire. The processor is bound to be a lot cooler than a flaming case.

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  63. cooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, this cooling system seems really cool. PCs with no moving parts have always been a curiosity to me. I see this as a very useful, unique idea. Useful in that it will make it possible to run high end components without running those real fat fans. Plexiglass probably isn't the base material to hold the oil, it wouldn't allow for the heat to be dispersed into the air as easily as something metalic. Btw, flash memory would be a must instead of a harddrive. Not that much of a trade of if you slim down the OS.

  64. WTF is 104F by m50d · · Score: 1

    Anyone?

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    1. Re:WTF is 104F by bohemian72 · · Score: 1

      I'm usually annoyed at people who do this but, Google really can be your friend.

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    2. Re:WTF is 104F by m50d · · Score: 1

      Not until they start supporting my browser they're not.

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    3. Re:WTF is 104F by flynns · · Score: 1

      What the hell browser DO you use?! Even LYNX is supported by Google, for crying out loud!

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    4. Re:WTF is 104F by m50d · · Score: 1

      Not properly - the homepage is misaligned. I use Konqueror, and the main search stuff works but a lot of their fancy new stuff doesn't, even where it looks like it would take minimal effort (since they support safari).

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  65. been there done that by DaFallus · · Score: 1

    This has been done before

    more info

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  66. Hard Drives aren't completely sealed by adrenalinerush · · Score: 2, Informative
    While the oil is nice and non-conductive, it could hose the hard drive eventually. Hard drives aren't designed to be air-tight. Usually there's some sort of breather filter under the PCB, which allows air in and out. The oil will eventually soak through that, and then the heads will crash.

    But until then, it's the niftiest (if ugliest) case mod out there, at least from a technical standpoint.

    1. Re:Hard Drives aren't completely sealed by krysolid · · Score: 1


      I should know this, I used to work on very large disk drives,
      and have taken apart smaller ones ... but why are they not airtight?
      If you filtered the air, of put a vacuum in there at manufacture
      time ... seems like that would help a lot, but you are correctomundo,
      there is that little filter hole .... what is it for?

    2. Re:Hard Drives aren't completely sealed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heads need air to fly over the surface of the disk

    3. Re:Hard Drives aren't completely sealed by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      using a vacum isn't possible because the heads need air to correctly hover over the disc surface and even if that weren't a problem would require a very strong (read expensive) case.

      the reason for not sealing the air in is presumablly economic. if you seal the air in you have to make it a very strong (read expensive) case to deal with the inner/outer pressure difference during transit and at the customers premisis (since they are unlikely to have the exact same air pressure as your factory).

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  67. diesel fuel by nkntr · · Score: 1

    diesel fuel would be a better choice. Doesnt go rancid, is not (very) volitile, isn't as messy, and is equally non-conductive. Possibly a combination of diesel fuel and alcohol, even?

  68. What a job by jcgeuze · · Score: 1

    What a job, blowing expensive stuff up for a living in completly useless tests. I'll take it!

  69. Video mirror here (YouTube) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  70. mineral oil is what you want in there by swschrad · · Score: 5, Informative

    if it's good enough for x-ray and broadcast transformers and particle accelerators, it's good enough for your pc. it's less likely to grow crud, very much less likely indeed to harbor water, and readily availiable.

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    1. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Also, cooking oil will go rancid because it has fat in it. 6 months from now it will smell awful (assuming nothing grows in it first).

    2. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by scottp89 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually I used to use Shell DialaAX in the laser power supplies I used to build. It is mineral oil based, but it has stablizers in it that makes it last and not oxidize. The best (but most expensive) solution is 3M Flourinert. We use FC-77 at my place of business. But it's $350 for 11 lbs. (about 3/4 of a gallon).

      Oil comes with some problems. It is more viscous (thicker) than FC-77, so it won't circulate or flow as well, it's a lot less dense and has a lot lower specific heat. This means that it won't cool as well.
      It's also a huge mess. Everything gets covered in it. It will slowly leach through even the tiniest of cracks. Any oil that collects on the ouside of the case will attract dust and dirt. It attacks many plastic and rubber materials including most silicone sealants. I remember it causing one type of shrink tubing to expand to about 2 times it's length. Some capacitors unwrapped themselves, and I've known some people to be mildly allergic to it.

      FC-77 on the other hand is beautiful to work with, (other than the cost). It's water clear, when you remove the electronics from the tank, the FC-77 evaporates away in a few minutes leaving absoultly no residue. It boils at 97 deg C. So if you have a really hot part, the boiling (phase change) takes away even more heat. It attacks almost nothing (inert). Won't stain, or mess up your carpet and is practically non-toxic. You do need to protect it from evaporation though.

      Just a note on De-ionized water, anyone who ever worked with it knows it's very corrosive. It tries to bond with ions in anything it can get it's hands on. It dosn't stay deionized for very long if it's in contact with any metals.

    3. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by rentedflowers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fluorocarbons are great — it's what Cray user — but there can be some problems. Besides the cost, that is. I say this as someone who spent six months retrofitting a flow cytometer to run with various fluorocarbons, and I can say from experience that it isn't always straightforward.

      Highly inert though they are, fluorocarbon liquids can damage teflon and other fluorocarbon plastics and rubbers, as well as many epoxies. This isn't as dramatic as acetone on acryllic, but teflon will swell and soften dramatically, while rubber will stiffen. Epoxies may become soften and lose grip on some surfaces.

      This isn't an insurmountable problem. But given the prevalence of teflon as an electrical insulator, and of epoxy for bonding, potting and encapsulation, it seems a likely one. Add in the fact that you're buying components — motherboard, RAM, graphics card, PSU — from many different vendors, and the fact that the designers of those components weren't planning on having them dumped into a bucket of refrigerant, and it becomes a more uncertain question.

      I'm not saying your computer will fall apart. Fluorocarbon liquids are often used to clean circuit boards during manufacturing, so they can't be all bad. But it's simply not guaranteed that pouring refrigerant into your case is safe, and there are reasons that mineral oil or highly refined vegetable oil could be a safer choice.

    4. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, FC's are environmentally bad due to the manufacturing process used to make them (though the same can be said or many of the components in your PC). We use some FC solvents where I work and the technicians who handle these solvents try to avoid any exposure and keep them under a fume hood whenever possible.

    5. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know the specific heat rating of these oils vs. standard aluminum/copper heatsinks. I know neither compares to the specific heat of pure water. Also i heard there was some liquid that is used in supercomputers that has better head conduction proporties than water. I think it was somewhere around 133% or so of the specific heat of water.

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    6. Re:mineral oil is what you want in there by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      Oil comes with some problems. It is more viscous (thicker) than FC-77, so it won't circulate or flow as well, it's a lot less dense and has a lot lower specific heat. This means that it won't cool as well.

      Where I worked before the dot-com collapse, we used to use Esso Voltessa in transformers and insulators - there were a variety of viscosities available; even thinner than water.

      It's also a huge mess. Everything gets covered in it. It will slowly leach through even the tiniest of cracks. Any oil that collects on the ouside of the case will attract dust and dirt.

      Oh my God, I can't agree more. :) It's like automatic transmission fluid, but it smells nicer!

      It attacks many plastic and rubber materials including most silicone sealants. I remember it causing one type of shrink tubing to expand to about 2 times it's length. Some capacitors unwrapped themselves, and I've known some people to be mildly allergic to it.

      Never experienced that sort of misbehavior with the Voltessa, a good cautionary tale to anyone: try it out on the old 486 mobo before dropping in the dual Athlon. :) And different boards will be made of different materials, so...

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  71. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by athakur999 · · Score: 1
    Uh no. There is such thing as DOT 5 brake fluid which is not silicone-based. It's made by Elf.


    Uh, no. DOT 5 fluid is silicone by definition. DOT 5.1 is not silicone based. This is what the Elf fluid you mentioned is classified as.

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  72. French Fries? by jozeph78 · · Score: 1
    French Fries? Your aim's are low!!!

    Can I squeeze a Turkey in there?

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    1. Re:French Fries? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Remember the Penguin credo: never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick!

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  73. And for those one-handed computing sessions... by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the lube is right there!

    Pre-warmed, even.

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    1. Re:And for those one-handed computing sessions... by ThePhin · · Score: 1

      Oddly, the moderation choices include 'funny', 'flamebait' and 'troll', but not 'squick'.

    2. Re:And for those one-handed computing sessions... by rolypolyman · · Score: 1

      Now the IT people will know the source of those coolant "leaks" at the boss's desk.

  74. make sure it boots up before filling it... by Ravn0s · · Score: 1

    They obviously didn't have to deal with removing 20 lbs of solid parrafin in order to replace a bad hard drive. And you better make sure all of your jumpers are set right. Ever tried to remove solid paraffin wax from a PCI slot?

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  75. Beer PC by irefay · · Score: 1

    Ah But Will It Work With Beer?

    1. Re:Beer PC by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      Now that's a project. I have an old AMD 750MHZ sitting around with a cooling fan going out. Maybe I can rig a bear cooling system, complete with keg reservoir?

  76. George Bush.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..is coming for your PC!!

  77. Sure.. by AkA+lexC · · Score: 0

    but when i try to cool your pc by 'applying' a can of coke to it, suddenly i have a lawsuit on my hands

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  78. Why whole case ? by 4Dmonkey · · Score: 1

    Doesn't make sense to me.
    The processor is responsible for most of the heat (and gpu, for some), so why not isolate it and put it inside a sealed container full of oil, instead of making a mess of whole box.
    It would be a problem connecting it to the mobo, but thats nothing big.

    And why cooking oil? We have special purpose cooling oils for such jobs.

    The whole experiment sounds stupid.

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    1. Re:Why whole case ? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Well, it is definitely a bigger problem than dunking everything in a vat with oil. Plus with a big vat the problems of flow of oil solve themselves nicely thanks to standard coolers. With small quantity of oil around the CPU you'd have to provide additional piping and pumps for heat exchange.

      For your idea quite a bit of engineering is needed. For the original one - just dunk it. Easy.

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    2. Re:Why whole case ? by krysolid · · Score: 1

      you could use solid state cooling on the sides of the
      oil reservoir and silently exchange to the air ... the
      problem is the power supplies and the drives? They ought
      to just make parallel machines with small silent simple
      CPUs that work in parallel like a phone or PDA ... how
      about 16 or 32 CPU machine? Probably cheaper, more
      scaleable, less power, and more real time as well. Just
      need a good real-time OS.

  79. Deionized water... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

    De-ionized water is a great non-conducting liquid, and in theory it would be a perfect bath for electronics. Unfortunately it's also a great solvent, and once particles start becoming dissolved, it becomes more and more conductive. It doesn't take a whole lot of conductivity to start arcing across solder pads with distances measured in fractions of a millimeter.

    Definately not the dumbest idea I've ever heard -- making a hat out of a plastic bag, for example, would be worse.

    1. Re:Deionized water... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Plus the more pure, the more prone to extract ions from any material available, making the purest deionized water actually quite corrosive. (!)

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    2. Re:Deionized water... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's a Catch-22.

    3. Re:Deionized water... by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Definately not the dumbest idea I've ever heard -- making a hat out of a plastic bag, for example, would be worse.

      You're just jealous because my hat has a convenient drawstring at the neck, to keep out bee swarms. Does your hat keep out bee swarms? I didn't think so. You wait, one day, there'll be a bee swarm, and I'll be able to seal up my whole head instantly. We'll see who's laughing then.

  80. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, no. DOT 5 fluid is silicone by definition. DOT 5.1 is not silicone based. This is what the Elf fluid you mentioned is classified as.

    Since we're picking nits; DOT 5.1 fluid IS DOT 5 fluid. It's just not SBBF. Related documentation appears below:

    S5.2.2.1 Each manufacturer of a DOT grade brake fluid shall furnish to each packager, distributor, or dealer to whom he/she delivers brake fluid, the following information:

    (a) A serial number identifying the production lot and the date of manufacture of the brake fluid.

    (b) The grade (DO3, DO4, DO5) of the brake fluid. If DO5 grade brake fluid, it shall be further distinguished as "DO5 SILICONE BASE" or "DO5.1 NON-SILICONE BASE."

    (http://www.fmcsa.dot.gov/rules-regulations/admini stration/fmcsr/fmcsrruletext.asp?rule_toc=777&sect ion=571.116&section_toc=2082)

    If it's DO5, then it will be further distinguished. It's all DO5.

    I mean, if we're picking nits, I can pick 'em with the best of 'em.

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  81. Gotta love the transliterated German... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    Caption on a photo from page 7 of the article.
    "Afterwards, sufficient silicone is deposited - in the final solution we then also added a Plexiglas strip.

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  82. Keep an eye on MediaMVP from Hauppauge by finite_automaton · · Score: 1

    Hauppage make this Windows only thing:

    http://www.hauppauge.com/html/mediamvp_datasheet.h tm

    but once you replace the OS with the Linux version:

    http://mvpmc.sourceforge.net/idx.php?pg=main

    it does fairly well as a MythTV front end. The Linux version is still in it's infancy so there are the normal teething problems (hangs, audio sync problems, etc.) but I've had one for about a month now and it does well enough for me.

    The big wins are that it is absolutly silent (no fans at all) and it's about CAN$130 or the equivalent in US$

    1. Re:Keep an eye on MediaMVP from Hauppauge by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      When I initially saw this a while back it seemed pretty rough. The price is right. If it works well for recorded shows that may be the solution. Does it allow you to program recordings yet? That was one of the big missing pieces the last time I looked.

  83. Re:Mass-Market (obSimpsons) by Surt · · Score: 1

    http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/information/scripts/1f 01.shtml
    You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!

    Ooh, a head bag! Those are choc-full of... heady goodness!
    http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/sounds/apu_h eadygoodness.mp3

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  84. Re:Rancid Oil? - just use mineral oil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use mineral oil. Its properties for this sort of thing is even better than cooking oil and it's still resonably clear so you can see the components, and most important of all it doesn't go bad over time - does cost quite a bit more though.

  85. Its fun by GmAz · · Score: 1

    I was going to make an air tight case to use 3M Fluorinert to submerge my machine in the coolant. But, I got too lazy and 3M Fluorinert is expensive to buy and if its not air tight, it will evaporate very quickly. You can also use 100% pure Mineral Oil. Its non conductive and will work somewhat well. I am not sure of any long term negative effects. Personally, I use watercooling through a closed system similar to a car's cooling system. The fans I use are low RPM and quite quiet. I would still love to try the 3M Fluorinert solution, but not with my main rig. Too much money in that one.

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    1. Re:Its fun by krysolid · · Score: 1

      Flourinert is what they used in the Crays ... internally in
      the early ones, and immersible in the later ones.

      The problem is ... there is still noise from the disk drives
      and the power supply ... what a lot of trouble for not much
      return ... and god help you if you ever kick it over, or it
      leaks, or of something gets really hot ... you have a bomb
      on your hands.

      Flourinert is non-flammable I think, but as you said, expensive,
      I think it used to be around $1000/gallon, and it is not eco-
      friendly.

  86. Liquid Metal by Quevar · · Score: 1

    Because you can....and trying out different ways to cool down a computer may one day lead to a better solution than noisy fans. I just ran across another method people are trying to cool down graphics chips using Liquid Metal.

  87. Obvious questions... by lpangelrob · · Score: 2, Funny
    So I'd have change it every 3 months or 3,000 miles, whichever came first?

    If I overclocked my PC do I have change it every 2 months or 1,500 miles?

    Will my next Intel Inside computer come with an odometer? Stay tuned! Oil filter change recommended once a year.

  88. Wessonality by dynayellow · · Score: 1

    I really wish people would Open Source their old cooking oil, instead of leaving it out for the birds.

  89. Use Artificial Blood ... like Crays. by krysolid · · Score: 1


    Back in the day of the immersed super-computer,
    they used to use artifical blood, a freon liquid
    to suck the heat away, exchange it with water,
    then exchange to the air.

    What happens with the fans? or do they remove them?

  90. Very expensive overkill by Flying+pig · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Fluorinert is utter overkill for this application. It's designed to take high temperatures and react with almost nothing (and I once boiled away a litre owing to a bug in our PID controller loop, sorry folks, blame assembler coding.)

    You probably don't want something too flammable, but if you can seal well enough to keep water out isopropanol is relatively nonvolatile and nontoxic, it's just that alcohols tend to absorb water. (Another option is propylene glycol, the stuff used in nontoxic marine antifreeze.) A more off the wall option is a suitable molecular weight paraffin. High quality lamp oil is almost odorless and not particularly flammable in bulk. The question really would be how fast convection currents can move in the different options.

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    1. Re:Very expensive overkill by NewWorldDan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isopropanol is too ionic. It'll behave a lot like the distilled water did in the article. Furthermore, isopropyl is very flamable (in it's pure state), is volatile, and moderately toxic. In any event, any lightweight alcohol will be highly susceptible to disolved ions and will short out your components. Minearal oil, motor oil, or other petroleum based oils would work better. Flourinert would be better because it is overkill. That's really the whole point of this application/discussion, I would think. :)

    2. Re:Very expensive overkill by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      FC-77 is too expensive and while about as inert as it gets, somewhat annoying to deal with.
      HFE-7100 is more environmentally friendly, but attacks several plasticizers, so make sure your hoses are safe to use with it.
      If anyone really cares I can look at the hose on the chiller that uses the HFE-7100.
      Crystal clear and wonderfully "watery".
      -nB

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  91. Combined With Exploding Mobo Capacitors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this should make a real impression on upper management.
    Possibly you could add a little kerosene, ethanol, gasoline or lighter fluid to that mix?

    but seriously folks, using oil as a coolant for hot, possibly explosive components is a nobrainer no-go. The result could be a firebomb.

    Taiwanese Capacitors Leaking, Exploding

    1. Re:Combined With Exploding Mobo Capacitors... by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

      you mistake oil with gasoline/petrolium. oil takes a whole lot of heat to ignite, a lot more than 104F

    2. Re:Combined With Exploding Mobo Capacitors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The 104 degrees you refer to is the temperature of the oil in the OP's experiment.

      Exploding capacitors are _much_ hotter than 104 degrees Fahrenheit. The explosion is from the breakdown in the capacitors, some of which is hydrogen gas. An explosion indicates oxygen is also present.

  92. Stabilant 22 by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    I heard http://www.stabilant.com/ will work wonders with circuitry, and is great for floating your motherboard in, but it comes with a hefty price tag.

    Hard herbs for smart women.

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    1. Re:Stabilant 22 by synace · · Score: 1
      "The slightly 'goopy' liquid is sparingly brushed onto connectors or IC pins (or whatever) and becomes conductive when 'activated' by an electric current. The manufacturer claims S-22 'provides the reliability of a soldered joint without bonding the contact surfaces together.' Illustration of bottles of Stabilant 22/22A If you're worried about shorting -out adjacent contacts with this 'liquid conductor,' don't be. S-22 is only conductive across a very narrow gap: The contacts must be in physical proximity for Stabilant 22 to work. (To prove the point, the manufacturer's trade-show-computer, housed in a see-through plastic case, has its mother board totally submerged in S-22!)"

      so... would this HELP or HARM a typical PCB in the long run?

      "very narrow gap" is kind of vague....

    2. Re:Stabilant 22 by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

      "so... would this HELP or HARM a typical PCB in the long run?"

      The text about the conductivity across very narrow gaps is supposed to illustrate that it helps conductivity, so you need not be worried if your PC is put together less than perfectly, since Stabilant helps bridge the gap.

      I have no idea what it would do to really fine circuitry, but supposedly it means contacts are better, so one might be able to exceed some specs.

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  93. A victory against common sense! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I love the first paragraph. "Common sense dictates that submerging your high-end PC in cooking oil is not a good idea..." but they did it anyway.

    Common sense is overrated.

    1. Re:A victory against common sense! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Hey, if everyone followed "common sense," we wouldn't have received the gift of MythBusters!

  94. Best part of article is the pic on the last page.. by deacon · · Score: 1
    Look at the last pic on this page..

    http://www.tomshardware.com/2006/01/09/strip_out_t he_fans/page11.html

    You can see what look like hundreds of little stress cracks forming in the clear plastic they used for the case already. How long did they have this put together, a week? At that rate, it seems the case will fracture in just a few weeks. Of course, they say they used plexiglas which has poor solvent resistance..

  95. Cheap Oil by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    When I did this, I used a 5 gallon bucket of "Tractor Oil" from the local Wal-Mart for $15. I put a complete old PIII 500 machine into a rubbermaid container that was just tall enough to let me submerge to the tops of the add-on cards. I also decided to see if I could get away with submerging the hard drive as well, though I made the mistake of using an old Quantum drive with a foam rubber type seal around the cap.
     
    The drive went about 4 days before it finally drowned. I replaced it with a maxtor drive which lasted about 1 month before meeting the same fate. During my autopsy I found that I had missed a breather opening that had been obscured by a decal with the same texturing as the HD's brushed aluminum body. Had I found it I'm confident it would have continued as long as a normal drive, but running much cooler.
     
    I experienced about the same oil temp mentioned in the article when running folding@home, though I'm sure being in a plastic bucket didn't help much for heat exchange. I also found, when taking it all apart that the oil had hardened the plastic on all the peripheral cables, and had also climbed though my USB extension through capillary action.
     
    I found when removing cards it was best to wash them with degreaser, wash them with water, then alcohol and then blow them out.
     
    As an added bonus, the wifi card worked just fine.

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  96. Do they wonder why the Fan Went out? by PaternityTest · · Score: 0

    "Fan gave up the Ghost" no you have oil between the magnets and the copper coils wtf did you expect. Forget the friction would cuase the fans to fail the inability of the electrons to pass through the oil will cuase the fans to cease functioning.

  97. iFry by Ranger · · Score: 1

    the mad scientists in the lab decided to fill the case up with 8 gallons of cooking oil.

    Were they planning to fry a turkey? Oh wait, they'd need dual Xeons for that. Mmmm...turkey.

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  98. unit conversions by sinewalker · · Score: 1
    8 gallon = 30.28 litres
    104 deg F = 40 deg C (a nice shower temperature)
    -- courtesy of units(8) program
    I wonder if the impurities in cooking oil are better or worse than the dust in air-cooled systems? Also, how would you clean such a system, and what about replacing/upgrading parts? Still it's pretty cool for its hack value.
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  99. hd/power source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i noticed they didn't put the psu in the oil. is there a reason? what about hds, should they be sealed if you dunk them too?

  100. Re:about old transformer oil by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    Transformer oil used to contain PCB (Polychlorinated Biphenyls) bad toxic stuff.
    I dont know the year oil manufacturers stopped using it but be wary of old stuff with cooling oil.

  101. Reasons why this is lame (impractical/pointless) by howajo · · Score: 1

    1) I notice the power supply and hard drive stay out of the oil... seems like it would still be fairly noisy. Even if they did submerge the power supply, the hard drive has tiny air vents, and I bet a hard-drive full of Wesson has a very limited lifetime. Without submerging these components, is the system quiter than the many "media center" cases around? 2) The Giant Mess. I don't know about these guys, but I find myself in my system several times a year at least. This seems a bit impractical. 3) The final product suffers from some seriously ghetto workmanship.

  102. I'm A+ Certified... by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

    Does this oil mean I'll have to more frequently wash my anti-static wristband??

    ;-)

  103. Worked with him =) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually got a job in 1999 working with Dr. Freeze =) Funny guy. He was actually identified in a computer shop when we where looking for parts.. Its an odd moment to come face to face with another slashdotter. It was a bit surreal =) Hey Freeze! Howdy from Brady!

  104. Refrigerator? by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

    Assuming space and accessibility are no concern, what's wrong with sticking the computer in a refrigerator (or freezer if the refrigerator isn't cold enough)? You can probably get a fridge big enough cheaply, and there would be no alterations to the case. For the cords, you might have to cut a hole in the plastic seal on the door, but that wouldn't be too hard. I guess this would be like a lot of the current cooling systems, but a lot cheaper.

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    1. Re:Refrigerator? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      (1) Condensation
      (2) A fridge can't cool fast enough for the PC's power output (they're meant to slowly cool to a very low temperature without much resistance to that cooling -- you'd burn out the compressor and/or end up with a heatbox rather than a fridge if you put a PC in it.)

      A freezer might possibly be able to do it, they have higher cooling output, but even that is doubtful.

  105. Or LHM by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's fully synthetic mineral oil for the hydraulic suspension, braking and steering used in Citroën, Rolls-Royce and some Audis. It's very thin, clear, bright green oil, and it's (relatively) cheap. It's also non-hygroscopic, which would be good here, and doesn't attack rubber and plastics (which is sort of the whole point, otherwise the hydraulics would pish fluid all the time).

  106. Bubbles by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    Looking at the list of Florinert compounds, I noticed that some of them have a boiling point that's above room temperature, but below the temperature that a lot of processors run these days. Unless I'm missing something, if you could seal these in a case (with some kind of heat exchangers) it would result in a maximum temperature that the parts would get to. When the fluid exceeded that temperature it would turn to a gas and bubble to the top, being cooled off as it passes through the rest of the fluid. Instant convection without anything mechanical to move it around.

    This would also be way cool to watch, especially with proper backlighting. The major flaw with this thought is that your entire computer case could readily explode on a warm day. Oops!

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    1. Re:Bubbles by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I noticed that some of them have a boiling point that's above room temperature, but below the temperature that a lot of processors run these days.

      Bingo. Seymour Cray I think beat you to it, but don't feel too bad.

      That's one of the ways the Fluorinert liquids are designed to be used; you can pull away a lot of heat through the state-change. I have heard conflicting reports that some of the Cray supercomputers were cooled this way, and that you could actually get an idea of how "hard" the processor was working by looking at the bubbles coming up off of the boards. I have no idea if that's actually true, and most of the pictures of CIIs out there are glossy promo shots and make it hard to figure out how the cooling system actually works. For all I know, it might have just been a prototype that was cooled that way, or maybe some competing system (I heard IBM had some systems that might have used submerged cooling but I can't find any information on them). It certainly seems like a good way to cool them, though.

      But you're right, especially with something as expensive as Fluorinert, you'd want to make sure the system was well-sealed and that you weren't boiling it off into the atmosphere. Depending on the heat load and condensation point and what the container was made of, you might be able to make a closed system just by making the computer's case out of metal, and putting a tight-fitting lid on it that had 'stalactites' on the inside so that the fluid had something to drip back off of. (I have a Lodge cast iron dutch oven that has something like this on the top of the lid, I think it's called 'self basting.') Then you'd want to put a lot of heat sinks on top of the case. The fluid, puddled over the mobo at the bottom, would boil the fluid into a gas which would then rise to the top of the container, condense against the relatively cool top, and rain back down. Obviously the internal pressure would be a significant issue.

      I think playing with Fluorinert is out of my budget for right now, but it certainly seems like neat stuff.

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    2. Re:Bubbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, its called a 'heat pipe'. very effective passive heat transfer devices. modern laptops use them.

  107. Evaporating Liquid by izomiac · · Score: 1

    Due to the problems with circulation, couldn't you try emersion cooling with a liquid with a low boiling point (like acetone, although I doubt that it is friendly to circuit boards). That way you don't really need circulation, and the temperature of the liquid shouldn't exceed the boiling "point" (range). Just be sure to cool off the vapor at the top of the case fast enough that you don't run out of liquid. Of course, you'd need an airtight computer case and an easily obtainable, inexpensive liquid with a boiling point around the temperature you want to maintain, which is an electrical insulator, rather stable/unreactive, and a terrible solvent for the things you'd find in a computer. Is such a system practical, or is there some reason this wouldn't work?

  108. Seepage? by Barny · · Score: 1

    Biggest problem with the "dunk it in oil" method is the caps, big electrolytic caps tend to soak up oil over time, modifying their response and so, in short, will screw up the system after a few months.

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  109. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by ikea5 · · Score: 1
    meets DO5 grade != it's DO5

    in this case, DO5.1 meets DO5 grade's performance. but it's not DO5 brake oil, it's DO5.1.

  110. Re:about old transformer oil by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

    One of my past summer jobs was for a consulting engineering firm. Anyway, one of the jobs that I had was to do a florescent light ballast inventory of an old hospital. Any ballast manufactured before 1970 definitely had PCBs in it. Any made after 1975 definitely did not (and are marked with "no pcb", anyway). I have no idea how, or if, that translates out to other applications.

    Speaking of PCBs in old transformers, Ill relate a story from a environment engineer (strangely, different firm), I knew. His company was doing a site cleanup at an old junk/salvage yard. One thing that Junky Jims had specialized in was getting the valuable metal out of old (military) transformers. How do you get the liquid PCBs out, you ask? Crack it open with an ax, and let it drain into a hole dug in the ground. "What do you do when the hole filled up?" asked my PEng friend of a former worker. His reply "Well, see, that was the beauty of the system. It just "Went away.""

    Sadly, a true story.

  111. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by jpop32 · · Score: 1

    Dude, that was a knock-out. It's over, give it up.

  112. ...Astroglide! by dextromulous · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only it didn't conduct electricity...

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    1. Re:...Astroglide! by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      I don't want to know how you verified THAT tidbit of information.

      "Ok, I'll just connect this jumper cable to ground on my spare car battery, and....ARGH!"

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  113. Weight by chis101 · · Score: 1

    That's cool and all that they did that, but it'll suck when it comes time to move it. Imagine the weight of a computer, plus gallons of oil, PLUS it sloshes around when you move it, so it's hard to keep a balance. Definitely not good for a computer that gets moved around a lot.... which is probably why it is a desktop and not a notebook :)

  114. Not complete by lanfor · · Score: 1

    Their experiment was not complete - you can see that a hard disk was on top of the box, not immersed in the oil.

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  115. New standard in testing bottled distilled water by sam0737 · · Score: 1

    ...is to submerge your computer gears into it, measure how long does it take to get the shortcut.

  116. Biodiesel! by jabelar · · Score: 1

    Great, now my car and my computer can smell like french fries!

  117. aprotic solvents by vampares · · Score: 1

    couldn't the entire unit be placed in the evaporator end of a heat pump?

  118. Re:about old transformer oil by green1 · · Score: 1

    recently (within the past 2-3 years) the electrical utility in my city did a complete inventory of all the transformers at the tops of poles and in boxes in back lanes, at that time they affixed stikers to most of them stating that they had been inspected and do not contain PCBs... considering that I have yet to see one that doesn't have the "no pcb" sticker I'm guessing that they also swapped out any that did have PCBs...

  119. Re:Mineral Oil in HV applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oils used to submerge triodes and other electronic components (of X-ray equipment)operating at up to 150 KV do not exhibit voids, bubbles, and backwaters. The heat will transfer fairly uniformly throughout the oil tank. The tank is warmer than the ambient air and the temperature transfer realized by blowing air over a large surface of the tank maintains the oil at a reasonable temperature fairly easily. I have witnessed overheating of a 4X3X2 foot tank after continuous use of about 12 hours when the air conditioning failed at the hospital. The solution was to increase air flow. Instead of using the normal (six) 4x4 inch fans we took the outer covering off and directed one of those giant pedestal fans from the 1950's towards the tank. It cooled down fairly slowly, but the temperature was maintained that way for an extended time.

  120. Re:about old transformer oil by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

    And for some reason these Yo-Yo's always seem to do this crap right next to streams or in areas with high water tables. It's like trailor parks to tornadoes.

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  121. Re:Mineral Oil in HV applications by jd · · Score: 1

    That is interesting. I can definitely see it. I'd worry if a person tried pumping 150 KV through their computer, just to even out the temperature, though.

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  122. Re:So what's the point of posting this? by the_macman · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thank you mods. I post "Don't mean to troll" and I get modded -1 Trolling. Thank you idiot mods.

  123. Yum! by Aokubidaikon · · Score: 0

    Want some fish with those chips?

  124. So I pick up some oil at Costco ... by 517714 · · Score: 1

    What am I supposed to do with the other 17 gallons?

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  125. MYTH! NOT true at all. by shank2001 · · Score: 1

    Wax does not keep its temp constant during a phase change like water does. The temp will actually still rise during a phase change. If the temperature of the parrafin is between 45C - 55C then the paraffin is melting but the temp never stops rising as energy keeps being added. This is because wax is not crysaline, but is actually an amorphous substance. So your claim the temp. would be clamped until all the wax is melted just is not true! Sorry.

  126. Ummmm by l33tlamer · · Score: 1

    The fact that the system was started first with only passive cooling made us nervous. Therefore, we wanted to fill the thing up with oil without delay; otherwise, you run the risk of the processor or the graphics chip overheating, of course. By contrast, the variation of first filling the oil and then starting the computer is less dangerous.

    Ok . . .

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  127. DAMN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that cooking oil must be rough on the CPU fan.

  128. Freshwater isn't that bad... by rabidMacBigot() · · Score: 1

    We use fresh water (not deionized, just desalinated) to cool electronics on my boat (an SSN751-class submarine). Thing is, we don't bathe the gear in it, we have radiators and heat exchangers that transfer heat from components to air to metal to water and then to entropy (the ocean). Not as efficient as a mineral oil bath, but since the water only stays in the pipes, it's far less likely to destroy some critical equipment.

  129. little knowedge == dangerous thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you are mistaken, it is true. THe clamping that takes place is a result of the large latent heat required for the phase transition. This happens in wax too. All you are arguing is that this phase transition is heterogenous so their is a spread of temperature where the wax melts. Okay but there is still a clamping effect, it's just not as rigid as with homogenous crystaline materials

  130. Vroom vroom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the same thing -- interesting concept, but cooking oil would either have to be changed every few days or so, or it would get stinky. Of course, they included a plug at the bottom of the case to make draining the oil easier.

    Ah, and the solution presents itself! Run vegetable oil in my computer, and then drain it out and put it in my car. Added bonus: it's pre-warmed, so in winter I might not have to worry as much about the higher CFPP.

    If I'm going through a couple gallons of vegetable oil a week, anyway, this would just get me a quiet computer for free! Well, plus a little bit more work.

  131. Oil by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this been done with mineral oil already much more successfully?

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  132. I CALL FOUL!!! by savage1r · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to notice that the PSU AND the HDD are parked on top of the tower case? As far as I know, both of those componants can create a significant ammount of noise. So, they' were able to keep their cpu/gpu quiet, but I'd like to see them dunk the PSU and the HDD in oil and see what happens :P

  133. Fluorinert was so five years ago by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    http://www.octools.com/index.cgi?caller=articles/s ubmersion/submersion.html
    OCTools did this back in 2000 with Fluorinert and Liquid Nitrogen

  134. Short-circuits by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

    Modern motherboards actually have a remarkable resistance to short-circuits. A few years ago I built a computer from scratch, and did a very, very stupid thing: I bolted the motherboard right on the case, without using those weird screws that raise the board from the case. The result was a weird noise and some smoke as soon as I turned the PSU on, because a pin under the board was touching the case (d'oh).

    I thought I ruined the board for sure, but nevertheless I tried taking off the board and re-bolting it in correctly, and to my surprise it worked fine! That same motherboard still runs fine to this day, even though there's a nasty melted pin surrounded by an ugly black spot where the short-circuit happened.

  135. Oh No! Not de-ionized water... by TigerNut · · Score: 1
    Just a note on De-ionized water, anyone who ever worked with it knows it's very corrosive. It tries to bond with ions in anything it can get it's hands on. It dosn't stay deionized for very long if it's in contact with any metals.

    "Deionized water is corrosive" is a commonly held misconception, but it's absolutely false. Distilled water (or de-ionized water, whatever you want to call it), is non-conductive. It doesn't "want to" or "try to" do anything... but it's a fact that lots of stuff is soluble in water to some extent, and once that happens the water's conductivity goes way up and then electrolytic action is possible.

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    1. Re:Oh No! Not de-ionized water... by andersa · · Score: 2, Informative

      This reference states the resistivity of pure deionized water as 18M.cm. That is not non-conductive.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deionized_water

    2. Re:Oh No! Not de-ionized water... by scottp89 · · Score: 1

      From the Lytron website.
      - Snip -
      Care must be exercised when using DI water. The very lack of ions also makes this coolant unusually corrosive. Called the "universal solvent," DI water is one of the most aggressive solvents known. In fact, to a varying degree, it will dissolve everything to which it is exposed. Therefore, all materials in the cooling loop must be corrosion-resistant.
      - Snip -
      http://www.lytron.com/support/di.htm

      Distilled is not deionized, and deionized water only stays deionized if it's not in contact with any metals or air. I agree it's non conductive, but only until it touches any metal. I've seen it dissolve the solder on PCB's.

  136. Coolant flushing. by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    If my 'mech gets too hot, I can flush some of the coolant to get it cooled down quickly. Can I do that for my PC as well?

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  137. Your definition of clamp is faulty by shank2001 · · Score: 1

    So you are saying a change in temp of 10 degrees C from when wax starts to melt until it is all melted is a clamp in temp?!?! Uhhh you have a different definition of clamp than I do buddy. Water ice on the other hand is a true clamp during the phase transition, as the temp stays at pretty much 0C until all the ice is melted. Wax on the other hand continues to heat up significantly during its phase transition from a solid to a liquid, sure more energy is put into the wax then the temp increase would indicate, but the temp is hardly clamped until all the wax is melted.

  138. Re:Motor Oil... Use Jet Turbine Oil instead!!! by ikea5 · · Score: 1

    Um, I am not the original poster. But if you belive DOT5.1=DOT5.0 then yeah good luck on your future brake jobs. think people, think.

  139. Hot oil is the perfect partner to... by mahju · · Score: 1

    ...the spud server

  140. I can see you've never tried this by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Your comments suggest that you have never actually tried any of those things. I have. If you need to maintain electronic components in a controlled temperature environment, the options I suggest will actually work. It's not hard to seal a tank of isopropanol using a standard pass through gland for the cables and a bush for the stirrer.

    You should also know that the reason I specify pure paraffin oils is that things like motor oil are really unpleasant and contain lots of unwanted substances.

    I'm surprised from your http that you omitted one option I didn't mention: transformer oil.

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  141. 50 gallons on ebay, 150.00 by mrmeval · · Score: 1
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  142. Shower my computer? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
    Wait, they said they tried with water at first. OK, it wasn't really suitable, but it means you can put your hardware into water and then use it normally, right? I don't know about you, but I find it quite extraordinary. I mean, you can give your PC a shower, even a bath, right? Or, which parts should not be put into water?

    Also, if water doesn't harm computer hardware, why does it kill cell phones??

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  143. Re:So what's the point of posting this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do know that just because you type "Don't mean to troll" doesn't actually shield you from being an idiotic troll.

    What keeps you from being an idiot troll is posting thoughtful comments that show concern for others as human beings and raise insightful concerns about events. Not inciteful like most trolls.

  144. Not a new concept.. But why always plain oil? by synace · · Score: 1

    this has been done.. with mineral oil, sunflower oil..

    but... no one has done this yet with your basic transformer coolant:
    http://www.cooperpower.com/FR3/

    or, you might be able to use an EDM oil.. head to:
    http://www.edmzap.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Scree n=CTGY&Store_Code=f&Category_Code=edmsinkfluid

    • EDM Clear-3 Dielectric Fluid, 5 gallon pail Code: CLEAR3-5 Price: $80.00
    • EDM 30 Dielectric Fluid, 5 gallon pail Code: EDM30-5 Price: $50.00
    • IonoPlus 3000 Synthetic EDM Fluid, 5 gallon pail Code: Ionoplus3000-5 Price: $120.00

    Places we've talked about this before:

    http://www.markusleonhardt.de/en/oelbilder.html
    http://www.markusleonhardt.de/en/oelrechner.html
    "OilComputer.com - These are the pictures of my oilcomputer"

    http://www.hwspirit.com/reviews.php?read=16
    "Sunflower Oil cooled PC (stage 1)"

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/ 11/1756259&from=rss
    "Aquarium Full of Oil For PC Cooling"

    History's REAL solution to this problem:
    http://physics.kenyon.edu/coolphys/thrmcmp/newcomp .htm
    "Some of the latest supercomputers actually have their working parts immersed in a liquid fluorocarbon coolant to improve the efficiency of waste heat removal."

    http://www.invent.org/hall_of_fame/35.html
    "The amount of silicon chips used in CRAY-2 caused a problem because they overheated so intensely during use. By immersing CRAY-2 in a cooling bath of liquid fluorocarbon, Cray kept the chips from melting. Cray's theory for success with the CRAY-3 was to substitute revolutionary new gallium arsenide integrated circuits for the traditional silicon ones."

  145. Filtering The Oil by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, I think I'd like to continuously filter any fluid I'm using for this purpose, since the air/oil interface will collect dust extremely quickly.

    Off the top of my head, I think I'd use a small pump (like a fountain pump) mounted below the lowest computer component; hopefully most dust will naturally sink there. Pump the oil up and out of the tank, where it can be continuously filtered through a coffee filter.

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  146. Re:So what's the point of posting this? by flynns · · Score: 1

    Twice, no less.

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