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  1. Re:When irrelevant on Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists · · Score: 1

    You forgot the St. John Ambulance sticker! Shame on you! ;-)

  2. Re:okay thats great but on Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists · · Score: 1

    Check the time.
    You look at a tree in the distance and it looks small to you relative to things near you.
    You walk up to the tree... it now looks big, but it is the same tree.
    Check the time.
    The tree is bigger relative to what it was at an earlier time.
    TARD.
    Go through NASA (or go to Russia) training to be an astronaut and fly into space.
    Take tree and watch with you.
    TARDIS

  3. Re:Some scientific pursuits we should refrain from on Scientists Create Mice From 2 Fathers · · Score: 0

    HELL YES! My wife with a Tribble so i could have non-stop sex!

    Oh.... damn. Then she wouldn't need me... she could have off-spring all on her lonesome just by eating Quadrotriticale. Damn...damn...damn.

  4. Re:The beginning of the end. on Scientists Create Mice From 2 Fathers · · Score: 1

    dying... from deceases

    I like that.... i want to dye from deceasing... oooh! ooooh! can i tie-dye from deceasing?
    Craig: "That would be so cool."

  5. Re:So what? on Kentucky Announces Creationism Theme Park · · Score: 1

    Yeah... i'm going to start a "I like to put this inside her, and she likes it" theme park. Gonna build it right beside THIS theme park. Gonna be a non-profit, government funded park. Gonna be run by Larry Flynt. (Of course, i'm gonna have to talk to the creationist people about seeing if they can use their connections to bring Larry back), but it's gonna be good. Gonna be fun. Gonna put things inside other things and call it "Create THIS! Park."

    Gonna be fun... giggity.

  6. Re:Invest in FOSS... on Microsoft Invests In Open Source Software Company · · Score: 1

    echo

  7. Re:Investment in FOSS on Microsoft Invests In Open Source Software Company · · Score: 1

    Say it again, won't you Antony?

  8. Re:Happy Saturnalia or something on Advent Calendar For Geeks · · Score: 1

    Wow!!! Even for sarcasm this is just too involved...

    I can now die in peace.

  9. Re:This is so sad... on Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84 · · Score: 1

    You are stupid-er.... and don't call you Shirley!

  10. Re:Huh? on What To Load On a 4-Year-Old's Netbook? · · Score: 1

    Oh.... oh..ahhhhhh!
    Oh, gross.... now my brain is gonna go blind from the mental picture.
    Ohhhhhh.....(mental puke).

  11. Re:Huh? on What To Load On a 4-Year-Old's Netbook? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, striking things with a bat or running around after balls seem so much better. Well.... only if you are a psycho killer homosexual (my opinion; your mileage may vary)... by the way, if you are... i live at

    Number One Observatory Circle
    3450 Massachusetts Ave.
    Washington, DC 20007

  12. Re:Huh? on What To Load On a 4-Year-Old's Netbook? · · Score: 1

    Hey man, i took apart what i could get!

  13. Re:Defaulting is worse! on The Luck of the Irish Runs Out · · Score: 1

    The problem is, the US is a sort of free market economy: if it was truly free market, part of the auto industry would have been allowed to fail, a lot of jobs would have been lost and the on-coming train wreck would have happened now instead of later. Bailing out the auto industry was only a short-term fix... the long term fix, in my opinion, is going to be BAD.
    This is not a US problem only, though. IMO the world is coming to another depression... it may be Ireland now and Greece etc in a bit, then the US wreckage will bring everyone down.
    That's why i brew my own beer... it's cheap, i get 500 ml a bottle instead of the usual 341 ml and it's great beer. When the wreckage appears, i'll pop a cold one (or a warm one, depending) and keep on truckin'. ;-)

  14. Re:Less editorialization please on Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And every year you'll still wonder why Loonix still isn't accepted by anyone except sad pathetic nerds.

    .... and corporations, and Google, and Microsoft WTF, etc.

  15. Re:Less editorialization please on Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm..... linux chix.......

  16. Re:Less editorialization please on Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle · · Score: 1

    I come for the cows, nerd.

  17. Re:Bad omen? on New Windows Kernel Vulnerability Bypasses UAC · · Score: 1

    It'd be like watching "Weekend at Ballmers!"

  18. Re:We gotta buy them. on Attachmate To Retain Novell Unix Copyrights · · Score: 1

    That's because /. allows 12 year olds with the tee-hee humour of 8 year olds to go trolling as AC without consequences (which, of course, is so obvious that's redundant. Reminds me to hit that AC checkbox)

    There... FTFY.

  19. Re:Enough Already. on MP3Tunes 'Safe Harbor' Court Challenge Approaching · · Score: 1

    Sorry... i hold copyright on 'Sigh.'
    Storing it on the /. cloud is not permissible.

  20. Re:What if.. on Microsoft (Probably) Didn't Just Buy Unix · · Score: 2, Informative

    In today's war's it now involves a British Officer putting down the cup of tea to press the button whilst watching the latest Hollywood film re-writing history saying it was an American Officer that drank coffee and pushed the button. (U-571 anyone?)

    FTFY

  21. Re:Here's what's REALLY ACTUALLY happening on Lamebook Sues Facebook Over Trademark Infringement · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keeping up with the Jonestown... DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!

  22. Re:Facebook pages for roles, not people? on The Queen Joins Facebook · · Score: 1

    My Canada includes Queens.... uhhhh.

  23. Re:Inane on The Queen Joins Facebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ignore.

  24. Re:Religion causing evolution.... on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    No... i think he is referring to fundamentalist Christians being the only ones who are against evolution (and for STARTING ANOTHER CRUSADE AND KILLING PAGANS.... MUUHAHAA! )
    Sorry number two... where was I?

  25. Re:I predict on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    Methinks he doth troll too much... a little bit of heterosexual envy?