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  1. Re:Nerdgasm! on Zelda On The DS, Sega on the Revolution · · Score: 1

    I would also accept putting the emulator in ROM. Either way, Sega can add a few games to the budget line simply by pulling out the old gold CD masters, pressing new copies, and putting Revolution (or whatever the new system will be called--Revolution is too similar to 360 for my taste anyways) badging on the package. It could even say "Also plays on Sega Saturn" on the back.

  2. Re:Nerdgasm! on Zelda On The DS, Sega on the Revolution · · Score: 1

    You don't need to fit the Saturn game on the SD card. You just need to fit the Saturn emulator on the SD card. Then you put the saturn game in the slot-load drive.

  3. Obligatory Moral Orel Pseudo-quote? on Suing Google Over Pagerank · · Score: 1

    "Why do you think people are running away from the zombies, son?" "I just assumed they didn't want their brains eaten." "Look again."

  4. Re:(Don't) Call Your Congressman! on The Pirate Bay is Here to Stay? · · Score: 1

    "Cost per patient" isn't the best metric to use on a health care system. Letting everyone die costs $0 per patient. (That's what the insurance company would spend if it could get away with it.)

  5. Re:Good lord on Digital Cinema Not Quite There Yet · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be funny if the anti-piracy ads actually increased awareness of piracy in the negative way, and people who would otherwise have gone to the theatres and paid to see movies realize they can pay for a broadband connection and get all the movies they want.

  6. Re:Shocking, but true... on ISP Fined $5000 For Hate Content · · Score: 1

    Last time you tried that we captured Detroit and set the White House on fire. 200th anniversary is coming up...

  7. Re:Haven't we heard this before? on Microsoft Claims Worlds Best Search Engine Soon · · Score: 1

    That, sir, is the worst misspelling of 'bias' I've ever seen.

  8. Re:Focus... on Google vs. eBay/PayPal · · Score: 1

    So you've replaced DOS with Search Engine, 1980 with 1997, Bill Gates with Sergey Brin, and Seattle Computer Products with Yahoo, and then made up a bunch of stuff.

  9. Re:Troll on Google to Digitize National Archives Footage · · Score: 1

    The images you want are on page 5. Alternatively, search for it as the june 4th incident: http://images.google.cn/images?q=%E5%85%AD%E6%9C%8 8%E5%9B%9B%E6%97%A5&hl=zh-CN&btnG=%E6%90%9C%E7%B4% A2%E5%9B%BE%E7%89%87

  10. Re:Phillips CD-i on Legend of Zelda Celebrates 20 Years · · Score: 1

    Cartridges had (and still have) the advantage over optical media of trivial load times. This is another reason the DS is doing so much better than the PSP (in addition to better software, lower software price, lower console price, and better battery life): you can start playing right away, instead of waiting a minute or two for stuff to load. Ultimately it turned out that people who are about to play a console game don't mind a bit of load time, since they're usually sitting down for the long haul.

  11. Re:Short list 'o memories on Legend of Zelda Celebrates 20 Years · · Score: 1

    The money making game engrish can't compare to the credits, where they miscredit Shigeru Miyamoto as S. Miyahon. I wonder if they fixed that in the version that came with the GameCube for a while.

  12. Re:Picture is worth 1k words on Google Stands Ground on Google.cn · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing most americans don't know how to spell tiananmen. http://images.google.cn/images?svnum=10&hl=zh-CN&l r=&q=tienamen&btnG=%E6%90%9C%E7%B4%A2 ZOMG result 1!

  13. Re:Users.. on Advanced Requests and Responses in Ajax · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I call BS on that managers getting fired claim. Nobody's getting fired for making pages that force you to use IE on Windows (like VH1's video page and every WMA-based online music store), and that's excluding a whopping 10% of the market.

  14. Re:Goldeneye on Wanted Revolution Downloads, Nine N64 Titles · · Score: 3, Informative

    GoldenEye's unlikely because EA has the Bond license now. Also, single shot kill is a dumb mode. Play with Hero (-10) health. A center mass shot from anything but a handgun will still take you down, but at least you don't die if you're shot in the gun while standing around a corner.

  15. Re:Vista pushed up our noses through gaming? on The Great HDCP Fiasco · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to buy Vista to play games, buy a console. Costs less than a video card and you don't have to upgrade it for ~5 years.

  16. Re:The beauty of AppleScript. on More iTunes Math · · Score: 2, Informative
    You can do all of this through the iTunes COM interface, which is accessible to VBS, and also any compiled application.
    var iTunesApp = WScript.CreateObject("iTunes.Application");
    var mainLibrary = iTunesApp.LibraryPlaylist;
    var tracks = mainLibrary.Tracks;
    var numTracks = tracks.Count;
    var time_secs = 0;

    for (i = 1; i <= numTracks; i++)
    {
    var currTrack = tracks.Item(i);
    var track_end = currTrack.Finish;
    var track_start = currTrack.Start;
    var track_dur = track_end - track_start;
    var track_time = currTrack.PlayedCount * track_dur;
    time_secs += track_time;
    }

    WScript.Echo("You've spent " + Math.floor(time_secs / (3600*24)) + " days " + Math.floor((time_secs / 3600) % 24) + " hours " + Math.floor((time_secs / 60) % 60) + " minutes " + Math.floor(time_secs % 60) + " seconds listening to iTunes. (" + time_secs + " seconds total.)");
    According to this, iTunes has been playing for ~29.5 days since my hard drive crash about a year ago. This is what I get for having a Scheduled Task (think cron job) run a VBS that uses COM to start iTunes as my alarm clock. (Item is 1-indexed, which is probably simpler for non-coders; subtracting the start time from the end time instead of using Length makes sure it doesn't count space that isn't part of the song, such as most of The Wonderful Future by Our Lady Peace, which has abour 13 minutes of empty space between the end of the song and Ray Kurzweil reading a long excerpt from his "The Age of Spiritual Machines".)
  17. Re:again.. on U.S. Gov To Spider Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While on the subject of thought crime, I've always been upset at the use of the term 'Convicted Pedophile' as though pedophilia was itself a crime. Certainly child molestation is a serious crime, and I would take no offense to the use of the term 'Convicted Child Molester' on people to whom it applies, but calling someone 'convicted' of something that isn't in and of itself a crime--and for that matter, isn't a physical act and is involuntary--both reeks of thought crime and probably makes latent pedophiles fearful of seeking psyciatric treatment, exacerbating the problem.

  18. Re:Thought Police are patrolling the 'hood on New RIAA/MPAA "Customary Historic Use" Plan · · Score: 1

    Are we all invited to the Boston Dance Party?

  19. Re:Ha! on Analog Hole Legislation Formally Introduced · · Score: 1

    Call your congressman and/or senator and ask them to amend the to add language specifically requiring all humans born a certain period of time after the passage of the bill to be implanted with a drm chip that encrypts their descriptions or performances of copyrighted works so that those without a license to receive that work can't have it spoiled. Have them spout some fiery rhetoric about how movie spoilers and humming a few bars are costing their respective industries millions, and this is the only way to protect content providers. There's no way a piece of legislation amended thus would ever be passed--implanting chips into babies' brains is a hotter button than music and film piracy. Right?

  20. Re:Impractical amount of data? on "Dasher" Worm Brings Christmas Keylogger · · Score: 1

    Grep for strings likely to precede useful input, like "myciti.com"

  21. You will be... on Journey Towards The Center of the Earth · · Score: 1

    Will they suck out the earth's molten core through the hole, turning the earth (the big one) into a giant spaceship?

  22. Re:Security? on Google Adds Widgets to Homepage · · Score: 1

    Not if it loads them in iframes.

  23. Re:The most important question. on Under the Hood of the Xbox 360 · · Score: 1

    Wait, I know this one... was it the disagreement over which end of the baby the starving Irish people should eat first?

  24. Re:Personally.... on The Future of Emacs · · Score: 1

    Vim 7? I just know that's going to screw me up. I've been pronouncing vi as "six" for ages now. Do I need to add an alias named "vii" now?

  25. Re:Yes on USPTO Unable to Find Top Ten Patent Holders · · Score: 1

    My favourite is US Patent #1, which is for a time machine. I wonder how that guy got to be first in line on the first day?