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USPTO Unable to Find Top Ten Patent Holders

lelitsch writes "So a journalist tries to interview the top ten patent holders in the US. As he finds out, neither the USPTO, nor the patent processing companies are able to identify them. Even more surprisingly, "America's greatest inventor is apparently an obscure guy in Japan who makes stuff most people can't comprehend. And the nation's greatest native inventor seems to be a man who has come up with 100 different ways to make a flower pot.""

321 comments

  1. Yes by comm3c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bureocracy can't find stuff? Whats new.

    FP!

    1. Re:Yes by free+space · · Score: 5, Funny

      someone should invent a way to find those top ten ( and then patent it!)

    2. Re:Yes by terranwannabe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yet more conclusive proof of the USPTO's utter incompetence, from the people who brought you "Contradictory Patents Teach Us To Get Along" and "Everyone's Got A Little Prior Art Sometimes, That Doesn't Mean We Go Around Invalidating Patents"

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    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot users can't spell stuff? What's new?

    4. Re:Yes by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if they tried Googling for them yet :)

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    5. Re:Yes by lgftsa · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this case I think it's a good thing. Of the three people he specifically mentions, he insults and belittles two of them. Whoever the top ten are, they must be pretty relieved right about now.

    6. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdotter can't spell???

      unpossible!!

    7. Re:Yes by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      But at least they can still ensure that patents aren't in conflict with each other, or with prior art.

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    8. Re:Yes by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 4, Funny

      "100 different ways to make a flower pot." Why must that be belittled? I know tons of people people who'd love to know how to turn flowers into pot.

    9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yet more conclusive proof of the USPTO's utter incompetence, from the people who brought you "Contradictory Patents Teach Us To Get Along" and "Everyone's Got A Little Prior Art Sometimes, That Doesn't Mean We Go Around Invalidating Patents"

      So interestingly enough one of my patents has just received its notice of allowability. On its first pass through though the patent office put up quite a few objections and rejections to our claims. After we went over them we found that about 20% were basically due to vague language on our part. The remaining 80% were flagged by the USPTO as already claimed, though in reality they were not related at all, and once we pointed this out the USPTO agreed and dropped their objections.

      So I would have to say that my patent is now a much stronger one thanks to the feedback from the USPTO, and I was impressed by how wide of a net they cast in looking for precedent. Now of course I'm a hardware engineer, so perhaps they are stronger in this area. But in this one case I feel they did a good job.

      - AC cause my legal team wouldn't even want me to say this much - Lawyers sheesh...

    10. Re:Yes by lbrandy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My personal experiences with the patent office has been nothing but excellent. I hold two, one in chemistry and one in analog electronics. Most people on this forum "believe" the system is broken because that's what they hear continiously. And while there are certainly problems, anecdotal evidence isn't sufficiently indicitive of systematic failure. The Patent Office has one of the most unenviable positions possible, and yes it is often easier to grant borderline patents and let the courts handle it later (since, technically speaking, the argument goes that it's cheaper to litigate the .001% of borderline patents granted, then litigate 100% of the borderline patents not granted)... that doesn't make it right... but expecting an organization like that to be able to be perfect is just ridiculous.

      The Patent people that I dealt with were -very- competant and -very- effective. It's a shame that the tiniest fraction of mostly trivial stuff gets 99% of the press.. I guess that's life.

    11. Re:Yes by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Until I find a better one, perhaps one of my favorite patents is #6,341,372, desribing a "Universal machine translator of arbitrary languages", able to make perfect translations in real time with zero knowledge of either language, like on Star Trek. It goes on to talk about such translaters being used by androids powered by perpetual motion. The rest is just chapters upon chapters full of philosophical ranting about existance, quantum physics, and the universe, maybe pasted from another source. Filed in 1997, granted in 2002. I came across this patent while searching to see how many "perpetual motion" patents the USPTO has granted so far.

    12. Re:Yes by montyzooooma · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The USPTO doesn't help itself when they consider patenting storylines and other makebelieve. Originally you were meant to have a working model before you would be granted a patent but now it seems possible to patent a "concept" and hold other people to ransom with it.

    13. Re:Yes by Zen+Programmer · · Score: 1

      FYI... (Marijuana) flowers is pot. Pot is (marijuana) flowers.

      (The flowers of cannabis are the female plant's buds, and buds are known as 'pot').

      So, then, you're telling me this patent dude patented a tautology 100 different ways? Dude, I need a hit!

    14. Re:Yes by mpe · · Score: 1

      Yet more conclusive proof of the USPTO's utter incompetence, from the people who brought you "Contradictory Patents Teach Us To Get Along" and "Everyone's Got A Little Prior Art Sometimes, That Doesn't Mean We Go Around Invalidating Patents"

      Maybe someone needs to fine patents for "method of finding patent holders" or "method of ranking patent holders"...

    15. Re:Yes by OohAhh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course you feel the USPTO did a good job, you got what you wanted. Now what if in fact they were initially right and you were wrong? What if they simply allowed themselves to be persuaded by inadequate arguments in order to save time and get the application processed? It's easy enough to be happy with a system that gives you exactly what you want, but that isn't evidence that it's working.

    16. Re:Yes by bani · · Score: 1

      the patent office doesnt make money by rejecting patents. you might say they have a vested interest in granting any patent, no matter how ridiculous.

      perfection? no. but when crapola like perpetual motion machines keep getting patented over and over and over, it shows how busted the system is (or how retarded the examiners are). imo any examiner stupid enough to pass a perpetual motion machine should be sent to take mandatory grade school physics lessons, before being allowed to touch any patents ever again.

    17. Re:Yes by simong_oz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree with you, but I do think most of the patenting that brings bad press is to do with software in some way or other. I think the whole system is much more set up for physical science/engineering style inventions. There is a lot of mis-understanding out there about what patents/trademark/copyright do and are supposed to protect (and how they work). I include the average slashdotter in that too, though you can hardly blame anyone - the details of IP are very complex field.

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    18. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "the patent office doesnt make money by rejecting patents."

      yes they do. you think all those amendments applicants have to file to try to overcome rejections are free?

    19. Re:Yes by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It certainly gives me the impression that filing for patent is especially popular with nutcases. If it's not a overabundance of trivial or incomprehensible, it's complete science fiction like that magical universal translator somebody mentioned. Or double clicks and virtual shopping carts.

    20. Re:Yes by internewt · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The rest is just chapters upon chapters full of philosophical ranting about existance, quantum physics, and the universe, maybe pasted from another source.

      It does look like the text is from elsewhere. I skipped through the text of the patent, just to see if it is all solid ramblings, and spotted the below in the section titled "DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENTS"

      Aware of its existence, the android perceives and changes the same reality of human corporal experience, including the reality of the cosmos. This book, an introduction to the theory and science of androids, is intended to acquaint the reader with this new technological finding and to mark the beginning of an androidal age in which sentient machines alter the human universe.[My emphasis]

      So it looks to me like this patent wasn't even fully read before being granted, though it looks to be about 12000 words!

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    21. Re:Yes by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      > I think the whole system is much more set up for physical science/engineering style inventions.

      Well given that the whole system was basically put together in the 19th century and has -- as far as I can tell -- not been substantially overhauled, this makes sense. It's made for people who invent a new type of mousetrap or ball bearing or engine; if you deal entirely in abstract concepts like algorithms or 'business processes' it's not nearly as obvious what (if anything) a patent should protect. My personal feeling is that the patents should be fairly narrow in scope and only protect particular implementation schemes, and there should be at least a required proof-of-concept model (although I could probably be convinced to accept a good simulation).

      However there is a line of argument which goes that broad patents are actually a good thing, as stupid as they may be, because they encourage companies to come out with inventions rather than keeping them secret. Having an idea encumbered under a 20-year patent grant, but free after that, is a lot better than encouraging a company to keep the details to themselves and only disclose it to people who've signed NDAs, or abuse copyright law to create a 95-year psuedo-patent.

      It's getting obvious that we need some sort of patent reform, but I would hesitate to do so in the current climate because of what's happened to copyright. I could easily see a scenario where we revisit the idea of patents, and end up with 110-year renewable business-process, software, and human genome patents, because Microsoft, Pfizer, and ADM bought all the politicians that year. As much as the current system sucks, all you have to do is look at some other parts of our IP law framework to see how bad it could get.

      Maybe a 19th century system is better than a late-20th-century one.

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    22. Re:Yes by Znork · · Score: 1

      "anecdotal evidence isn't sufficiently indicitive of systematic failure."

      As a state-protected monopoly grant in a free market economy the patent system is inherently a systematic failure.

      Unless, of course, you want to make the argument that competition is bad for the economy...

    23. Re:Yes by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      As a state-protected monopoly grant in a free market economy the patent system is inherently a systematic failure.

      Unless, of course, you want to make the argument that competition is bad for the economy...


      Luckily, I don't need to make the argument that competition is bad the economy.... since you have, in no way, shown that the patent system is somehow related to the economy. It is a government service like welfare and the military. None of those other services have "competition" and I dare say none of them would benefit from "competetion". It is a nice attempt at pigeonholing an argument into a generalization that doesn't exist... but it's insufficient logically.

    24. Re:Yes by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      "100 different ways to make a flower pot."

      I have considerable experience in this field, and let me tell you, the most importatnt part is to use the right seeds.

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    25. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      select name, count(patents)
      from badlydesigneddatabase
      order by count(patents) desc

      I await my patent sirs...

    26. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Not the above poster, but your response is basically a non sequitor. It's obvious that whoever that was wasn't referring to competition for the power to grant patents, it was competetition for products said patents were granted on.

    27. Re:Yes by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      Yes, I read it too quickly. He clearly believes that all patents are bad things... Arguing with someone who believes inventors have no right to their inventions and claiming it is "better" for the economy to discourage invention for the sake of competition is, to me, an even more offensive position.

      So to answer part two, my response is very simple. The economy benefits from competition, but society suffers more then it is helped by an economy that stifles innovation in favor of competition.

    28. Re:Yes by NtroP · · Score: 1
      Most people on this forum "believe" the system is broken because that's what they hear continiously.
      Uhmm... This article was talking about trying to get data out of a database. I hate to break it to you but 7,000,000 records in a database is nothing. And not being able to sucessfully search and sort a database like this for a key element such as "inventor" or "owner" is either incredible incompetence or extremely poor database design (or both)
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    29. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting.

      I'm not sure how to react, so here's the options I came up with:

      A) [Martian voice]"We come in peace! We come in peace!"[/Martian voice]

      B) Sheesh. Everybody knows that Star Trek has prior art on that idea. Shatner used one of these devices back in the 1960s. If there was a patent, it's long expired.

      C) What? Well that's just great. Here I am, *that* close to finishing the the universal translator I've been working on for the past 10 years, and there's already a patent on it? Aw, hell. [Throws down tools, starts cleaning the half-assembled junk off the workbench]

    30. Re:Yes by intangible · · Score: 1

      So, just file a vague patent, copy and paste 12000+ words of unrelated text from a fiction book, and then insert something randomly, like say, "computer software used to transfer data via a tcp/ip connection" and start collecting royalties?

    31. Re:Yes by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Well, it costs the applicant's time and, if he has a practitioner, the practitioner's fees, but, unless the fee structure has changed in the last few years, there is no fee to respond to an office action. Of course most rejections set a three month period to respond, but can be extended to as much as six months total by paying time extension fees. This is quite common and does rake in a nice amount of revenue.

    32. Re:Yes by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt, wrong answer! (At least for now). That storyline item was a published application, not a patent; it hadn't even received a first action. You can file anything; wait until there's some recognition of allowable subject matter before spouting off on that one.

    33. Re:Yes by Dorceon · · Score: 1

      My favourite is US Patent #1, which is for a time machine. I wonder how that guy got to be first in line on the first day?

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    34. Re:Yes by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Wow. I mean... just... wow. I can't believe they granted that patent. What a sad indictment of the USPTO.

    35. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The storyline item ("Zombie Stare") applied for and received a provisional patent. Is it common practice for the USPTO to issue provisional patents to all comers? Can I file for a provisional patent for "device which displays a message to vehicle operators providing instructions or notifying operators of their current location or relevant regulations" and receive permission to stamp "patent pending" on all of the street signs out there?

    36. Re:Yes by Dan+Berlin · · Score: 1

      Do you even understand how to read patents?

      If you look at that patent, the actual *meat of what the patent is*, the claims, are very short, simple sentences, and there are 6 of them.

      The specification (which is what you are reading) has very different statutory requirements, and is *not* (except in some corner cases, so that i don't get bitched at from someone else who actually understand) defining what the patent covers.

      You could include the text of novels if you wanted to in the spec.

    37. Re:Yes by mpfife · · Score: 1

      This is why I think conspiracy theoriest are totally out of touch with reality. If our government can't keep this, or my taxes, straight at even a basic level - how are they going to keep a huge multi-national 'conspiracy' like UFO's/aliens/crop-circles/Tesla time/space transport/etc? Get a life people.

    38. Re:Yes by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      The issues with the USPTO lie almost exclusively in the fact that you can patent software and software ideas and are a tribute more to how lousy an idea it is to allow software patents then they are indications of the patent offices own problems.

      Software is simply too new, too versatile, and too variable to be suited to the patent model of intellectual property. And the results are that the patent office is frequently inconsistent in what they allow or don't allow, and more importantly they are often overly generous in what they allow a patent to cover.

    39. Re:Yes by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but 7,000,000 records in a database is nothing. And not being able to sucessfully search and sort a database like this for a key element such as "inventor" or "owner" is either incredible incompetence or extremely poor database design (or both)

      Imagine that... a "database" started in 1790 is ill-suited for modern database searching applications! What a bunch of incompetants. The technical problems with searchable patents in the patent database are very well documented and denying them is showing you are too eager to promote your point of view by oversimplifying the problem. If you want to have a technical discussion on why the current database is what it is, and why it is insufficient for database querying, and what it would take to convert the database to better form.. I'm all for it... but you can't just simply over simplify the problem and then proclaim incompentance.

    40. Re:Yes by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      The USPTO should just say: "If you can't explain your novel invention to a subject matter expert in less than 12000 words, please come back at a later time when you can. The USPTO is not a book club, and has pressing work to do. kthx."

      Why is the burden on the the rest of the society to understand how your idea is novel. You should have to PROVE it to us. Even disregarding the possibility that it actually may be novel, if we can't understand that how can we possibly legitimately give you a monopoly on it? That would be a disservice.

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    41. Re:Yes by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Well, you flunk reading comprehension. He said "consider patenting" which is not the same as saying they granted a patent.

    42. Re:Yes by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing (at least yet) as a "provisional patent" in the US. As I stated the referenced document was a published application, now normally done 18 months after filing, as was common in the rest of world many years ago. You can file anything meeting the formal requirements and pay the filing fee; this gets no rights other than being lawfully able to assert "Patent Pending" but gives you no right to prevent others from making, using, or selling the invention.

    43. Re:Yes by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Your point C is a VERY real problem with the current patent system. By allowing vague and overly-broad patents on IDEAS rather than WORKING INVENTIONS, you discourage REAL inventors who wish to actually make working devices. At the very least, many companies will, upon learning of a patent over an area they are working on, sit on it until the patent expires. At best, society is hurt by postponing the real inventive step of the process. At worst, the inventive step never occurs. I've said it before, you shouldn't be granted a patent without a WORKING DEVICE, or as another poster put it, a convincing simulation proving it would work.

    44. Re:Yes by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      It's the small secret organizations using the incompetence of the government as camouflage that handle the UFSs. They purposely promote the incompetence to cover their tracks. If the government can't keep track of your taxes, they won't be able to keep track of funding for those black-ops either.

    45. Re:Yes by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Is it necessary that the invention described in a patent actually works as advertised? I wouldn't actually think so, since this would put an impossible burden on the patent examiner: he would have to build and test a machine that even the inventor may not yet have the finances to construct.
      Assuming that the invention doesn't actually have to work, then granting patents on perpetual motion machines is unproblematic. Indeed, it is useful since it can help prevent others from repeating the same mistakes and so allowing them to build a completely new and original non-functional machine.

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    46. Re:Yes by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Hah, yes, you can. This one was certainly a "Novel" patent application.

  2. hmmm by nulthor · · Score: 1

    I would have thought microsoft would of been near the top.

    1. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think you maybe quite suprised.. I bet the top two aren't even in the computer industry. IBM will probably fourth/fifth..

    2. Re:hmmm by mabinogi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      According to the article IBM is the #1 company - but they were looking for individuals.

      Personally I'd be suprised it Microsoft made the top 100, they've not been around for as long as the heavyweights, and their field has been fairly limited until recently.

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    3. Re:hmmm by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I don't think it goes off patents held, but patents filed.

    4. Re:hmmm by samkass · · Score: 5, Informative

      As I recall, Microsoft has never been near the top on a per-year basis, so they have no chance of being at the top overall. I would be surprised if they ever broke the top-20 patenters on a per-year basis, let alone be even in the top-50 cumulative. (From my googling, they appear to have been in 29th place for last year.) Microsoft's reputation as an innovator was historically earned mostly in the marketing and sales arenas, not the technological one, although in recent years they've acquired a lot of talent. We'll see what they make of it in the future.

      IBM has been in first place for the last 12 years straight, is the only company ever to break 2,000 patents per year (in 2004 they got 3,277), and last year got about 2/3 more patents than the 2nd place finisher.

      http://www.iptoday.com/pdf_current/Reports/Rprt_05 _Scorecard.pdf

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    5. Re:hmmm by 6e7a · · Score: 2, Funny
      As I recall, Microsoft has never been near the top on a per-year basis, so they have no chance of being at the top overall. I would be surprised if they ever broke the top-20 patenters on a per-year basis, let alone be even in the top-50 cumulative.
      Wouldn't Microsoft have to be innovative to be near the top?
    6. Re:hmmm by syukton · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know what helps when you file a patent even if it isn't innovative? Having a patent lawyer.

      What does Microsoft have a lot of? ...can you guess?

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    7. Re:hmmm by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      They might have been looking for an individual but a corporation is still a person to the law.

    8. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does that have to do with anything?

    9. Re:hmmm by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What does Microsoft have a lot of? ...can you guess?

      Very, very healthy roses?

    10. Re:hmmm by shreevatsa · · Score: 3, Informative
      But the author of this article, despite looking for top patent holders, still makes snickering remarks about those he found:
      Ravi Arimilli is IBM's top patent holder, with more than 300 patents. He's a researcher, based in Austin, who specializes in computer chip innards. Arimilli's most recent patent, issued Nov. 29, is for "Layered local cache with lower level cache optimizing allocation mechanism." He must be great at cocktail parties.
      What's with the last sentence? If he's looking for those with a large number of patents, the ones he finds are bound to be from some very specialized field, and the names of the patents will be obscure to everyone else but those in the field. (OK, OK, I'm sorry; my sense of humour has returned, ignore the previous sentence.)
    11. Re:hmmm by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't, you're absolutely right. I'm sure the guy who trawls through patents counting up who filed them is a hit with da laydeez too, the nut.

    12. Re:hmmm by Havenwar · · Score: 2

      Oh, I thought a corporation was better than a person in the eyes of the law. Silly me. Oh well, at least I wasn't alone in thiking this, seems most corporations agree.

    13. Re:hmmm by damsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unlike copyrights, under the current law, patents are awarded to flesh and blood heart beating individuals and not corporations. Corporations can be assigned a patent but cannot be credited for inventing stuff. In fact failure to name all relevant inventors in a patent application may result in an invalidated patent years down the line.

    14. Re:hmmm by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      No, just inventive.

      Patents aren't issued on the basis of being innovative, just on being original and being the first invention. That's part of the problem: a company can invent something, keep it quiet so only patent trawlers would be aware of it, wait for someone to invent the same thing innovatively (eg. actually put it into production and let people have it), and then sue the pants off them.

      This is one of the reasons Microsoft's views on patents aren't as simple as the average Slashdotter would think. As a company that does sell what it makes, original or otherwise, it's threatened by patents, some quite obvious to people in the field (such as the Eolas patent on plugins.) And Free Software, while under threat from them, isn't as under threat as Microsoft would hope. Only in the case of true malice or a fear free distribution is competing with royalty-payers is it worth a patent holder enforcing patent claims against a Free Software programmer - they're better off going to distributors and sellers of the software concerned. Microsoft can use patents to bash Free Software, but it's well aware the entire scheme is a double-edged sword.

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    15. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "would have been - you dumb fuck"

    16. Re:hmmm by 6e7a · · Score: 1
      No, just inventive.
      Patents aren't issued on the basis of being innovative, just on being original and being the first invention.
      According to the dictionaries I checked, innovation and invention are synonyms. Are you making a distinction based on USPTO practice?
    17. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try, shit-for-brains, but you failed to notice that I was being facetious. The original fucktard used "would of," so I was throwing his mental retardation back at his locker-shaped head. Go fuck yourself.

    18. Re:hmmm by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      We must read different dictionaries. Innovate isn't a synonym for "invent", even if a lot of people on Slashdot use it to mean that. If it was, why use it in the first place? Why not just use the word "invent"?

      Please don't remove the ability to easily explain an idea from the English language by redefining a word to mean something an existing, well-known, word does perfectly well.

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  3. Local zoo... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the monkey house at the local zoo can produce Shakespearian writers, imagine what they can do for patent applications! I'm sure they will have different ideas about getting the peanut out of the shell -- or designing flower pots.

    1. Re:Local zoo... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny
      If the monkey house at the local zoo can produce Shakespearian writers

      (blank stare)

      Your local zoo has an infinite number of monkeys?

      Can I see?

    2. Re:Local zoo... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 4, Funny

      you only need an infinite number to guarantee you recreate the works of Shakespear. in reality, so long as you're willing to wait longer, you can get away with a finite number of monkeys (a single monkey working for an infinite amount of time works too).

      generally, you can recreate Hamlet in about 3 months with a team of 10 monkeys working 8 hours a day.

    3. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Does that mean i can end up with one of the works by Ann Coulter in about 2 weeks?

    4. Re:Local zoo... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can I see?

      Yup.

      http://www.whitehouse.gov/

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    5. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hail to the Chimp!

    6. Re:Local zoo... by arodland · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that the Internet has shown us that there's a real flipside to the Infinite Monkeys Theorem. Given enough monkeys and enough time, you will indeed produce Hamlet or whatever other worthwhile thing you were after. But how the hell will you know when you've got it?

      See also: Slashdot, blogs, Google.

    7. Re:Local zoo... by jd · · Score: 1

      Sure, just look inside this klein bottle.

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    8. Re:Local zoo... by comp.sci · · Score: 1

      Some interesting experiment done on actual monkeys and a typewriter:

      http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58790,00. html

      and their publication:
      http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publicati on/NOTES_EN.pdf

    9. Re:Local zoo... by raoul666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Easy. You have an infinite number of monkeys reading it.

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    10. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

      "Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard"


      Sounds like the protocol at the patent office! Keep up the good work!

    11. Re:Local zoo... by Jendi · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. You take the remaining output and broadcast it on Fox News.

    12. Re:Local zoo... by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      we call it the sales department

    13. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure your logic follows.

      I recall reading something about the mythical monkey month in college.

    14. Re:Local zoo... by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      And if it does, do they have an infinite supply of typewriters?

    15. Re:Local zoo... by MillenneumMan · · Score: 1

      Even better, with an infinite number of monkeys you will get one of them to produce the entire works of Shakespeare and sign Christopher Marlowe's name to it

    16. Re:Local zoo... by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 1

      Just implement RFC 2795.

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    17. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone trying this please make sure you only use ONE monkey.

      The use of two or more can lead to them breeding, and in an infinite amount of time will lead to them evolving someone much smarter than you, who will then start experimenting on you.
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    18. Re:Local zoo... by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      someone patent the "Million Monkeys Peer Review Process", there's gold in that idea

    19. Re:Local zoo... by rdmaxx · · Score: 1

      You may be able to get Shakespeare from a bunch of monkeys I can't prove ya wrong. I do think that's a total waste of monkey power tho. What we should do is have one monkey write blurbs about something and then have a bunch of other monkeys respond...

      It only takes 1 topic starting monkey and an bunch of over opinionated monkeys to make slashdot. :op..

      Still waiting to see Shakespeare's full works to come out of this site tho. Guess that saying something about either our collective lack power or the how a bunch of monkeys are better then us at writing Shakespeare.

      That also raises the question of how Shakespeare harnessed the power of an almost infinite amount of monkeys to be able to write his own works. Just think about we would get if we put an infinite amount of Shakespeare in a room and let them write monkey stories.

    20. Re:Local zoo... by KangKong · · Score: 1

      Isn't that called open-source?

    21. Re:Local zoo... by KangKong · · Score: 1

      An infinite number of monkeys would probably not create something random like Shakespearian novels, but rather something more in the lines of "Throwing Feces for Dummies", "Learn to cast poo in 21 easy lessons" or some monkey pr0n.

    22. Re:Local zoo... by thej1nx · · Score: 1

      you just described slashdot.

    23. Re:Local zoo... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What we should do is have one monkey write blurbs about something and then have a bunch of other monkeys respond.

      Dude, that's /. you're talking about.

    24. Re:Local zoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that a joke from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

      Ford mentions infinite monkeys producing Shakespeare and then goes on to disparage some text as
      something like "five monkeys, ten minutes".

    25. Re:Local zoo... by lantenon · · Score: 1

      Why's that flamebait? First of all, it's hillarious, and second, it's informative: I always thought Michael Moore was one really, really fat monkey -- according to parent, he's actually made up of two distinctly separate monkeys!

      Knowledge is power, people.

  4. Same name problem by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lots of people with the same name in that database.

    Kind of like the Nobel prize a couple years ago where there were a bunch of people with the same name in the research department of the winner in Japan.

    For those that didn't read the article, USPTO is bad and grants too many broad patents to obvious and common things.

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    1. Re:Same name problem by miles31337 · · Score: 1

      Jesus saved me from my past. He can save you as well.

      But can he make you donuts, every saturday morning?

    2. Re:Same name problem by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I don't know ... certainly they have some way of telling who you should pay royalties to, even if they have the same name.

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    3. Re:Same name problem by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "...USPTO is bad and grants too many broad patents..."

      Do you mean "...it's bad because..." ?

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    4. Re:Same name problem by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      No but he can save you from his past. Apparently you should be glad.

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    5. Re:Same name problem by lamber45 · · Score: 1
      certainly they have some way of telling who you should pay royalties to, even if they have the same name.

      Not neccessarily. The patent office expects a few small fees down the road, but if those don't get paid, they just let the patent expire. It's up to the patent-holder to enforce his patent by bringing legal action if he suspects infringement somewhere. The potential licensee of one of these patents would probably exercise due diligence by doing a search for the listed asignee in standard business directories in the listed city. If it appears that the company in question has gone out of business, one would need to find out who they were sold to; if the patent was held by an individual who has died, it would be necessary to contact the executor of his estate to arrange licensing of the patent.

      Another thing to keep in mind is that a patent owner has no obligation to license (which is different from the rules for copyrighted phonorecords, for instance). For 20 years from the date of issue, the patent owner can chose to be the only supplier of products that embody the protected method, if he so desires.

    6. Re:Same name problem by texaport · · Score: 1
      For those that didn't read the article, USPTO is bad and grants too many broad patents to obvious and common things.

      Speaking of the obvious -- the USPTO takes fresh engineers and turns them into lawyers. Draw your own conclusions.

    7. Re:Same name problem by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was the Statute of Limitations that saved him from his past. ;)

  5. Some Database by IAmTheDave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they can't do a quick query to see who owns the most patents, is it so very odd that they can't do a simple search and find prior art for the patents they grant today?

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    1. Re:Some Database by HunterZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they can't do a quick query to see who owns the most patents, is it so very odd that they can't do a simple search and find prior art for the patents they grant today?

      Well, you see, I patented both of those ideas already and am refusing to let the patent office use them ;)

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    2. Re:Some Database by castoridae · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Not that I'm defending them... but a name query can be completely automated. Prior art has to be matched by a human.

    3. Re:Some Database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Interesting question. It's a database, but it seems to be loosely coupled, ie: there isn't much relational data between the entries. So even though John Doe may have patented 50 inventions, there's no way of knowing if the 50 entries bearing the name John Doe is the same one guy or 50 different guys. Also, add variations on names, typing errors, etc. It becomes impossible to cross-reference anything. The only solution would be to do research on each invention and try to find out if they are indeed the same guy in each case. The monumentality of the task is greater than you can imagine. The usual solution would have been to instate a process whereupon an inventor first files a record with the USPTO to get a unique inventor_id and submit his inventions using same id. It's not too late to do that but older entries are still in a mess.

    4. Re:Some Database by slazzy · · Score: 1

      You just violated my patent.

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    5. Re:Some Database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um...that's his point. If they are unable to do something as simple as querying for names, it's no surprise that they can't find prior art.

    6. Re:Some Database by Furmy · · Score: 1

      You just violated my patent

      You sunk my battleship.

    7. Re:Some Database by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      Submarine patents have a tendency to do that.

    8. Re:Some Database by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Apparently their "database" is a bunch of stapled together sheets for each patents tucked into millions of boxes in a warehouse somewhere... Or the computerised equivalent...

      The quality of their prior art research suddenly becomes more understandable.

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    9. Re:Some Database by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Just... ouch. *wince*

      That was BAD.

    10. Re:Some Database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patents are probably organized (if at all) by the field they belong to, or in some other way that is related to the things being patented, not by name. So they can't find if two patents belong to the same person or not; all they can say is that the two patents are held by people with the same name (again, maybe there are spelling variations...).
      Also, why should they trouble themselves just because a reporter wants some information? It's not their job (or maybe it is and there is some Right to Information about the Government or something, I don't know).

    11. Re:Some Database by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if you've ever searched their database at USPTO.gov, they have recent patents in an electronic format where the full text is keyword-searchable (at least in theory, I don't know if you can actually search this way) but the older ones are TIFF images of the paper files, indexed by number and name and date. So unless you went though and OCRed all the old scans, it's very difficult to search for prior art and find anything, unless the title of the older patent is obviously related to what you're looking for. I can think of a lot of possible scenarios however where that would not be the case.

      It would be interesting to get some sort of community-based effort going to OCR the old patent records. I suppose it wouldn't have the glamor of Project Gutenberg, but at the end you could make a free database of expired patents -- so essentially you'd have a vast repository of public domain knowledge, and a great way for people to back up prior art claims.

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    12. Re:Some Database by castoridae · · Score: 1

      No, that's not his point. His point is that if they can't do something simple, then it's not surprising that they can't do something hard.

      My point is to offer an explanation as to why the two are not necessarily correlated - and why they seem to be doing such a bad/slow job at finding prior art.

    13. Re:Some Database by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      No, it's perfectly understandable. The identity of the person with the most patents is utterly useless for finding prior art. So it's not a search term.

    14. Re:Some Database by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      The full text of patents has been available since about the early-mid 1970's when the office started using a digital typsetting contractor. The tapes from those times were preserved and were used to populate the first database. AFAIK, selected arts are being added.

    15. Re:Some Database by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Not strictly true; try the advanced search page. The field code for inventor name is IN/. You can also set date ranges; check out the field code list.

    16. Re:Some Database by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      I realize that you can search by inventor. What the article was saying is that you can't perform a search that counts the number of patents held by an inventor, which is true (at least on the PTO website). Because such information is utterly useless to an Examiner or competitor, there's no point in having that capability.

    17. Re:Some Database by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      You're right; mea culpa. Establishing the identity of an inventor only rarely is an issue, such as a prior art publication less than one year prior to the filing date; if not published by the inventor could be used as 35 USC 102(a) prior art, but if the inventor, can't be used.

  6. so sad... by Rabid_Llama · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The thing is, anyone can get a patent. Much like the flower pot guy, quantity of patents does not necessarily mean that the person is the best inventor. Perhaps a better topic would have been the top 10 most productive or innovative inventors. Dean Kamen gets my vote on both.

    1. Re:so sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see your Kamen and raise you a Burt Rutan. :)

    2. Re:so sad... by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has played FFXI before can tell you that being able to make flowerpots REALLY WELL is important. Being able to make 100 different kinds is even better.

    3. Re:so sad... by Brilleklar · · Score: 0

      well, cowboy Neal gets mine!

    4. Re:so sad... by chickenmonger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh yeah, Dean Kamen, the Segway guy. I contest your statement. I believe that Ron Popeil is an even greater force than Dean Kamen. I mean, the Veg-o-matic? The guy invented the infomercial because the Veg-o-matic was too good at what it did.

      Wikipedia's article on Ron Popeil

    5. Re:so sad... by Peldor · · Score: 1
      Okay, Dean Kamen's come up with some great things (and the Segway isn't/wasn't/won't be one of those things). Now how many other inventors can you name?

      Kamen's famous, but fame is a poor substitute for importance.

  7. RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm kind of surprised that RIM isn't in the top ten...

    1. Re:RIM by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

      I think you mean NTP :)

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  8. does anyone else find it fascinating... by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (and maybe a little depressing) that in so many parts of our (western) culture, we value quantity over quality?

    to wit:

    "And the nation's greatest native inventor seems to be a man who has come up with 100 different ways to make a flower pot."

    the nation's greatest inventor, in my mind, would be the inventor that has most positively impacted society at large with their inventions, etc, etc. basically, a totally subjective unit-of-measure unless we find some nice way of ranking the value of a given patent to society...

    it's just curious how often this happens....

    (large houses over well constructed houses, etc, etc, etc).

    enjoy.

    Peter

    1. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Niraj59 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say Western culture. What makes you think this isn't also occuring in Eastern cultures? It's a fair criticism - and one I agree with - but why do you think it's limited it to the West? I think if anything it's a side-effect of capitalism or perhaps more accurately greed. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

    2. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by castoridae · · Score: 1

      We value what we can measure. It's difficult to assign a score to quality (not for lack of essays trying...).

      I know 6 sigma tries to do this, but that seems to be more a measure of being defect-free than one of product impact. Anyone think of a better example?

    3. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by DoorFrame · · Score: 2, Informative

      You did catch on that the author was making fun the most prolific inventor, right? His use of 'greatest' was clearly ironic.

      Does anyone else find it fascinating/depressing when people can't spot obvious humor?

    4. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 1

      i understand your point and totally agree that it was an interesting choice of words, but i did use it intentionally, because i've found some of these same tendencies in europe (to a much lesser degree) as well, but i see far fewer of my asian friends exhibit these behaviors...

      i suppose that in my pre-conceived view of the world, eastern cultures don't have quite as much rampant greed in open circulation, but then again, having only anecdotal evidence, i could be wrong....

      we certainly do seem to "win" that competition, no? (where win isn't a good thing :)

    5. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by MrNougat · · Score: 1, Informative

      It should be:

      "The nation's most prolific inventor, according to the USPTO and based on number of US patents, appears to be a man who has come up with 100 different ways to make a flower pot."

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    6. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by interiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're missing the forest for the flower pots. The point of the article wasn't to praise our nation's finest inventors. It was to point out that the government's criteria for recognizing our nation's great inventions is really pretty broken.

    7. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 1

      clearly, i saw it...

      my point is, ignoring this particular article, (notice i never said anything specifically criticising what THE AUTHOR SAID, as it was obviously rhetoric) how many cases can you think of in the recent past where someone DOES rank things in just this manner?

      said another way: doesn't it just annoy you when people don't get that you got it, and were, instead, commenting on the sad state of affairs that would allow this guy to use this technique to make his point, because it's in such common use that it just seems to make sense to everyone?

      sigh.

    8. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 1

      sigh.

      i really didn't expect everyone to think that i took it as anything other than rhetoric, i suppose i must point that out in big bold letters next time. how can any reader of slashdot not get the real point of this article with as much anti-USPTO sentiment that permeates the air here?

      so, again, yes, i got it.

      the point i was making was *totally* off-topic in observing: we tend to use the technique he uses a lot. he hit the nail on the head in using it precisely because it happens SO often that we aren't even remotely phased by it any longer...

    9. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by castoridae · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i suppose that in my pre-conceived view of the world, eastern cultures don't have quite as much rampant greed in open circulation, but then again, having only anecdotal evidence, i could be wrong....

      I've heard anecdotes about SE Asian sweatshops and Chinese factories. (Not to mention houses of "work" of another type in Thailand). Point is, greed is everywhere - it's not part of Eastern or Western culture. It's part of *human* culture. All that's needed is the opportunity to express it.

      Now, to take the Ayn Rand POV, maybe greed isn't a bad thing. But that's a flamewar for another time...

    10. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 1

      i see your points...

      would those sweat shops have existed if there hadn't been someone constantly wanting the products they were putting out at fantastically low prices? probably, but i'd like to think that in a more stable economy (i.e. one not in the middle of economic war for mere survival), they might not have.

      on a similar note: have you ever read this book?

      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0871564378/102-26 73450-3603322?st=*&v=glance&n=283155

      this is an absolutely superb book that tries to quantify exactly how greedy we are when compared to the majority of the humans on the planet...

      indeed, there are plenty of people the world over who take advantage of others, to be sure. i'm still thinking we "westerners" tend to be better than most at it...

      there's just too much history to suggest otherwise...

    11. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do so many Slashdot readers not recognize sarcasm? They take all stories and comments at face value. wtf? Peter, is your name really spelled Pitr and you are from some non-english speaking country? The author was saying one thing while meaning the opposite, a concept that the reader is expected to pick up on and is sometimes considered a clever literary device when done with a dash of wit. A word of advice to all you Pitrs out there: some of those comments you mod as troll are actually quite funny if you are able to "get" the joke.

    12. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who do you nominate for most valued inventor? I guess I nominate Nikola Tesla for the polyphase alternating current power system. Our modern society would not exist (or at a minimum would seriously suck) without electrical power...and Tesla's rotating magnetic field electric motors still do much of the grunt work in industry and otherwise. (Props also to Ohm, Faraday, Maxwell and Stanley. And for modernizing electronics Shockley, Brattain, and Bardeen for the transistor and Noyce for the integrated circuit.) I suppose if we had high current switch mode technology back then we probably would have stuck with direct current. (How nice would that be? No more 60 and 120 Hz buzz from ground loops in audio equipment.) And these days we don't run polyphase motors right of the grid anyway. (Instead we use vector drives that rectify the AC and resynthesize 3 phase power at variable frequencies using IGBTs and PWM.)

      Also, does the success of the iPod nano and before it the iPod mini run counter to your claim of "bigger is better"? If you measure success by total sales I believe these are/were the best selling versions of the iPod. The physically larger / greater capacity units do not sell as well.

      I own the original "high capacity" MP3 player (Compaq Research/Hango Electronics PJB100.) This thing is a brick! (And was fairly expensive when I bought it in 1999!) I held out on buying anything new until about a year ago with the iPod mini and most recently I upgraded to the iPod nano. With the nano I really can take "1000 songs*" in my pocket...the coin pocket of my Levis! How cool is that?

      *And actually I am fairly critical of sound quality so it is more like 500ish songs for me. The "CD transparent" threshold seems to be about 200kbit/sec for MP3 else I start to hear the coding artifacts.

    13. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Those sweatshops used to be all over the west not so long ago...

      Of course now that people have less and less to say on the way they work in the west, they may make a comeback while the east does its own social revolution.

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    14. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by chthon · · Score: 1

      Well, we have this program here, which is called 'Peking Express'. It is a game where several couples have to make a journey in Asia with as little means as possible.

      Last year, they had to get from Peking to the mouth of the Indus.

      While in China, they had it relatively easy, people liked to help them for nothing. However, once in India, they had the hardest time, people wouldn't do anything for them without pay.

      I think there is not much homogenity on this in Eastern cultures, as it spans from about Russia and Turkey up to Japan.

    15. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by mpe · · Score: 1

      You're missing the forest for the flower pots. The point of the article wasn't to praise our nation's finest inventors. It was to point out that the government's criteria for recognizing our nation's great inventions is really pretty broken.

      It's the criteria used by governments, corporate lobbiests, advocates of making more things patentable. In all these cases quantity appears to matter far more than quality.

    16. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      "the nation's greatest inventor, in my mind, would be the inventor that has most positively impacted society at large with their inventions,"

      That would be the guy that invented telivision. You know, the guy noone remembers, because a large corp (RCA) fucked him over as another guy (who couldnt even get a picture at first, but was hired by RCA) HELD the patent.

      They would be wrong, even IF they did it your way.

    17. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by interiot · · Score: 1
      "Hey boss, get this... we just convinced France to give us monopoly control over anything we write down on paper!"

      "Wow. So, all we have to do... is write down... everything we can possibly think of?"

      "That's right!"

    18. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by castoridae · · Score: 1

      i'm still thinking we "westerners" tend to be better than most at it...

      there's just too much history to suggest otherwise...


      Well I don't think Westerners are somehow born genetically greedier or better at exploitation. For an alternate explanation of why Westerners seem to come out on top, check out Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel . His general premise is that those cultures that succeeded tend to have done so due to natural resource concerns.
       
      I haven't seen the book you mentioned, but I'll check it out if I get a chance.

    19. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are talking about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philo_Farnsworth, why don't you mention his name?

    20. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by hachete · · Score: 1

      I did cotton on to the fact that USAians are good are making flower-pots.

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    21. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      That would be the guy that invented telivision.

      Since so many have blamed television for the decline of language, corruption of values and family I think television isn't even in the ballpark.

      Positive impact on society doesn't come from entertainment. It comes from reducing pain and suffering. I offer two candidates for your consideration:

      DA Henderson: Epidemiologist who led the W.H.O. program to succesfully eradicate the scourge of smallpox from humanity.

      Normon Borlaug: Inventor of high yield dwarf wheat and father of the green revolution. He personally led the effort which made India and Pakistan agriculturally self-sufficient.

      Both of these inventors can be regarded as billionaires - not in dollars, but in lives saved. How can something as banal as a television compare?

    22. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Ther term "great" has multiple definitions. One of them is "of major significance or importance," which is what you mean by the term greatest inventor. Another definition is "larger than others of its kind," which is what the author intended.

    23. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > in China, they had it relatively easy, people liked to help them for nothing

      They must have been avoiding the cities.

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    24. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It was to point out that the government's criteria for recognizing our nation's great inventions is really pretty broken.

      Um, the USPTO's mandate isn't to recognize the only nation's 'great' inventions. The USPTO is supposed to recognize and record the nation's useful inventions. A flower pot that doesn't leak when you overwater is just as patent-worthy as a new anti-gravity device.

      To people in the appropriate field, specialized flower pots optimized for various purposes and applications are probably very useful. I haven't inspected the patents in question, but I doubt anyone else here has either. I think it's rather presumptuous--if not downright condescending--to make an a priori assumption that there's nothing patentable, innovative, and worthwhile that can be accomplished in flower pot design.

      So the guy has made several--possibly incremental--improvements to flower pot design, and patented his work along the way? Good for him.

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    25. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      It's not broken, it's just not working like some people would expect it to. It DOES keep perfect track for recognizing the countries greatest inventors as far as THEY are concerned - if you RTFA, you'd have seen they DO keep track of which COMPANIES get the most patents. The USPTO knows who holds the power.

    26. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Easy, TV keeps people inside and pacified instead of outside lynching the foreigners. TV has done more to save lives than any other single invention.

    27. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Easy, TV keeps people inside and pacified instead of outside lynching the foreigners. TV has done more to save lives than any other single invention.

      Ah, you are apparently a wonderful example of the negative effects of TV in America.

    28. Re:does anyone else find it fascinating... by chthon · · Score: 1

      No, even in the cities it went fairly well. I think they had most problems with the police (even though the organisers had official connections), dependent upon the place they where.

  9. Does anyone else hear... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Big business is now in control of our [US] government?"

    If something this simple is this easily hidden, very bad things are happening at very high levels of our government.

    Be very afraid of corporate control of your civil liberties.

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    1. Re:Does anyone else hear... by zoobsolar · · Score: 1

      Um.. let's see.. yes, since the fifties, when corporate life really took hold in this country. The following quote comes to mind, author unknown; "In China, the government controls the corporations. In the US, corporations control the government." Digital Murder Forever.

  10. What's frightening about all this... by Niraj59 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After reading the article I got to thinking about the controversy surrounding the subjective assessment of a patent. When does a patent become too general? When does it go from covering an invention to covering something that is convention?

    I think it's especially terrifying in the computer world because it seems that many USPTO employees don't know what is standard practice and what is innovation. This article from Salon reviews some ridiculous patents and patent claims

    Generally subjectivity plays a small role in governmental organizations (think about the IRS and all its coded forms). It seems that the USPTO is a strange organization in that sense. Does anyone know how the process works? To me it seems as if it's just reviewed by a bunch of people who may or may not understand what it is their awarding a patent to.

    1. Re:What's frightening about all this... by playit12 · · Score: 1

      Whatever PTO examiners don't know about standard practice is dwarfed by what Slashdotters don't know about Patent Law. First, as has been explaned numerous times before, each patent is reviewed by someone with training in that select field. For example, a patent for an LCD is reviewed by someone that has reviewed LCD patents, often for as long as LCDs have existed. It's quite common for these specialized examiners to be as adept in the field as any inventor working in that same field. This isn't surprising considering that those examiners will be reading some 1000 or more pages related to the field every day in their searches. Second, the claims define the patented subject matter. Without sufficient legal background it's impossible to understand the meets and bounds (legal protection) of the claims. Reading out patent titles or parts of the specification is useless to understanding the legal ramifications of the patent itself. There is a reason why nearly all cases brought before the office are by lawyers representing inventors and not by the inventors themselves. Third, it is in the best interest of the inventor (most of all) to allow good patents. Bad patents cannot be enforced in a court of law and are therefor not valuable to the inventor. As the filing fees for a patent often exceed several thousand dollars (and attorney fees are even more), people who pursue bad patents only harm themselves. Fourth, just because you have a patent doesn't mean you can use it. A patent on some random element of a flower pot is only useful in that third parties find it useful and without an alternative, and the patent will be upheld upon extensive review by other attorneys. Lawyers understand the quality of the USPTO far better than the average public. The USPTO is a favorite selection for PCT (Internationally filed Patents) searches primarily because they offer the best quality search and examination in the world today. Here no patent is awarded, and the sole goal is to find the best, most relevant art before filing nationally in other coutries. Of course, feel free to ingore this or mod it down so you can continue to sound ignorant to those that have bothered to understand the details of Patent Law.

    2. Re:What's frightening about all this... by playit12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Once more with proper formatting:

      Whatever PTO examiners don't know about standard practice is dwarfed by what Slashdotters don't know about Patent Law.

      First, as has been explaned numerous times before, each patent is reviewed by someone with training in that select field. For example, a patent for an LCD is reviewed by someone that has reviewed LCD patents, often for as long as LCDs have existed. It's quite common for these specialized examiners to be as adept in the field as any inventor working in that same field. This isn't surprising considering that those examiners will be reading some 1000 or more pages related to the field every day in their searches.

      Second, the claims define the patented subject matter. Without sufficient legal background it's impossible to understand the meets and bounds (legal protection) of the claims. Reading out patent titles or parts of the specification is useless to understanding the legal ramifications of the patent itself. There is a reason why nearly all cases brought before the office are by lawyers representing inventors and not by the inventors themselves.

      Third, it is in the best interest of the inventor (most of all) to allow good patents. Bad patents cannot be enforced in a court of law and are therefor not valuable to the inventor. As the filing fees for a patent often exceed several thousand dollars (and attorney fees are even more), people who pursue bad patents only harm themselves.

      Fourth, just because you have a patent doesn't mean you can use it. A patent on some random element of a flower pot is only useful in that third parties find it useful and without an alternative, and the patent will be upheld upon extensive review by other attorneys.

      Lawyers understand the quality of the USPTO far better than the average public. The USPTO is a favorite selection for PCT (Internationally filed Patents) searches primarily because they offer the best quality search and examination in the world today. Here no patent is awarded, and the sole goal is to find the best, most relevant art before filing nationally in other coutries.

      Of course, feel free to ingore this or mod it down so you can continue to sound ignorant to those that have bothered to understand the details of Patent Law.

    3. Re:What's frightening about all this... by mavenguy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Since you were modded up to 5 by the time I got to this, let me respond how the patent system is supposed to address this issue:


        103. Conditions for patentability; non-obvious subject matter
      Release date: 2005-10-11

      (a) A patent may not be obtained though the invention is not identically disclosed or described as set forth in section 102 of this title, if the differences between the subject matter sought to be patented and the prior art are such that the subject matter as a whole would have been obvious at the time the invention was made to a person having ordinary skill in the art to which said subject matter pertains. Patentability shall not be negatived by the manner in which the invention was made.

      35 USC 103 (a)


      The application of this statutory requirement has been further enunciated by the courts, including some infrequent SCOTUS decisions, but most prominently, one level below the SCOTUS at the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (CAFC). All prior art rejections must be based on evidence, mostly "prior art" as specified in various sections of 35 USC 102. If the claimed invention is not described in one prior art reference, section 102 cannot be used to reject the claim, so the next consideration is section 103. The various court decisions have set up criteria for being able combine more than one reference to support a rejection based on section 103. Over the years the court has required more explicit showing directly from the references, and less leeway for examiners to use "handwaving" and broad reasoning to "combine" references; this is known as the "suggestion" requirement.

      This has had the effect, over the years, of making it more difficult to make section 103 rejections. When you combine this with the PTO management's relentless "production" at any cost mentality, and you see the result. And things ain't getting better any time soon, since the management response to the growing recognition of quality concerns has been to institute more review and other time wasting initiatives, and not investing in providing more time to develop the best prior art to support rejections. It's a typical PHB response; it's like being on a "death march" to bring in a software project unter time, under budget, and over quality, except this is a continuous death march.

    4. Re:What's frightening about all this... by dballanc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Lawyers understand the quality of the USPTO far better than the average public"

      Of course! A system designed to protect brilliant and innovative ideas requires a lawyer to fully understand it? It should not be necessary. I've noticed in my legal dealings that the best way to deviate from facts, truth, and original intent is to get lawyers involed. Any system that requires a lawyer simply to interpret a patent is a BROKEN system.

    5. Re:What's frightening about all this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet despite all that still manage to royally fuck it up and grant obvious patents that should be laughed out of town.
      I think you prove conclusively what we've all suspected for a long time; It's not a lack of qualified staff, or that the methodology is wanting, it's that the system is riddled with corruption from top to bottom.

  11. but...but..... by free+space · · Score: 2, Funny

    they can query their records to find a patented way to solve the problem....oh wait

  12. Typical - the PTO doesn't care about the inventors by Savantissimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It really shows the orientation and priorities of the system when the PTO can can instantly find a list of the top-patent-assignment-receiving companies, but go 9 years between looks at who the top inventors are. It shouldn't be that difficult for any decent database to handle, after all, despite what that jounalist was told.

    The system needs to be recast to benefit the inventors and society, not the horrible corporate givaway currently being plotted in Congress under the guise of patent reform.

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  13. Finally an issue for the masses. by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

    Maybe well see a report on 20/20 and some public complaining about the stupidity of the system. I mean, "everyday people" can understand these issues. Yes, even law and politics are all about marketing.

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  14. "A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here, let me jump on this mighty grenade for the PTO:
    select user_id, num_patents from (
      select
        u.id user_id, count(p.id) num_patents
      from
        patents p, users u
      where
        u.id = p.user_id
        and p.status in ('APPROVED', 'ACTIVE', 'QUITE SILLY')
      group by
        u.id
      order by
        num_patents desc
    ) where rowcount < 11
    To whom do I send my bill?
    1. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by jo42 · · Score: 1
      You presume too much.

      Mainly that all the patents are in an SQL database...

      :p

    2. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have that algorithm patented. Expect a call from my lawyers.

    3. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should patent that.

    4. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 1
      select user_id, num_patents from (
      select
      u.id user_id, count(p.id) num_patents
      from
      patents p, users u
      where
      u.id = p.user_id
      and p.status in ('APPROVED', 'ACTIVE', 'QUITE SILLY')
      group by
      u.id
      order by
      num_patents desc
      ) where rowcount < 11

      Hmmm...would you settle for:

      select top 10 [primary inventor], count(*)
      from data
      group by [primary inventor]
      order by count(*) desc

      I'm pretty sure you were joking, but I only sort of am -- that's what produced the list I posted a ways downthread...

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    5. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      UPDATE: Spurred by the positive feedback I have recieved thus far, I have taken it upon myself to file patent #7342853 - A method of determining the top 10 patent holders within the US. Anyone who runs the parent query or creates a derivative work* must purchase a license from ILP LLC for $20,000 in order to remain compliant and avoid legal action; your BSA audit notification will be arriving shortly via certified mail.

      Thank you for for your continuing support. ILP LLC and its subsidiaries, BhopalChem and Hitlerium Ltd., would also like to wish you Happy Holidays in accordance with Article III Section 9 Paragraph VI of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act.

      *This includes all replies to the parent, all moderations applied to the parent, all joins perfomed on the table the parent is stored in, the use of 'QUITE SILLY' as a database value or define, and zero-click shopping

    6. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      Are they also anonymous?

    7. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      My made up query assumed a normalized schema. Another case of reality failing to live up to fantasy.

    8. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by back_pages · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Here, let me jump on this mighty grenade for the PTO:

      I know you're trying to be funny, but your suggestion would be inadequate.

      There's no analogy to a "user_id" for issued patents. There's no requirement that an inventor record his name the same way (James Doe vs. Jim Doe) and there are more than a handful of foreign language inventors who change the English spelling over time. There's also the issue of joint inventorship. You invent a powerswitch that makes electric tools more efficient and file 3 applications: with Steve the electric drill inventor, with Tim the electric saw inventor, and with Bill the electric belt sander inventor. You also file an additional application with William (who happens to be Bill) for an electric rotary sander. You have invented one powerswitch, but your name shows up on 4 patent applications (with 3 different people). People get married, omit middle names, omit "Jr." and more.

      And finally, seriously, who the feck cares who has the most inventions? Who really thinks the patent office needs to assemble a team? Get right on this? Grab this bull by the horns? It's hard to imagine a more frivolous outrage.

      I know you were just cracking a joke, but eh. The patent office has a public search facility. Stop by if you're in Alexandria VA. I happen to be somewhat familiar with what they've got in their database and why it's not so simple to answer this question. If you want to know how many times a particular name appears on a patent it would be simple to produce, but that is not the same question as who has made the most inventions.

      This is analogous to the difference between what the spec says and what the customer wants. You build the product to the spec but that wasn't what the customer wanted. I'd think that this should be a familiar concept on Slashdot, but suddenly everyone is so shocked by precisely the same phenomenon. Honestly I think the patent office should have just patronized the guy and told him whose name appears on the most patents. It wouldn't come remotely close to actually answering the question about who has the most inventions, but who the feck cares?

    9. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      uid is fine. If you don't file with the same name, you're disqualified. If you change your name, disqualified. Get married and are a woman? Dis-fucking-qualified. I want my wife at home barefoot in the kitchen, not injecting buckyballs into some rhesus monkey's anus.

      Your post? Disqualified, since you have forgotten how to love.

    10. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And finally, seriously, who the feck cares who has the most inventions? Who really thinks the patent office needs to assemble a team? Get right on this? Grab this bull by the horns? It's hard to imagine a more frivolous outrage.
      OK, so most inventions isn't necessarily the best metric, but we're giving the USPTO the ability to grant monopolies on ideas. Shouldn't they have some sort of reporting, to tell if they're making the country a better place? Shouldn't they have to revisit

      Shouldn't they have to justify their existence?

      Let them assemble a team. Let them be ready to answer any question about their usefulness whenever any of their bosses (that would be every US citizen) questions the ramifications of each rule change.

      Would you run a company where you ask employees "How is the company doing?" and the response is "Uh...."? Then why would you run a government that way?
    11. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      Great moderation there. Slashdot: where comedy goes to die.

    12. Re:"A database operator's nightmare" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck does feck mean?

  15. PATENT APPLICATION #1588003 by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Summary: A system for calculating the top 10 US patent holders.

    1. Re:PATENT APPLICATION #1588003 by tas246 · · Score: 1

      better yet. a system for calculating the top N patent holders!

    2. Re:PATENT APPLICATION #1588003 by igny · · Score: 1

      By "Summary" you meant summary of your patent application or name of the system?

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  16. What about SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Man, is Ravi Arimilli ever going to be in for a nasty surprise when SCO sues him over their patent for a "Layered local cache with lower level cache optimizing allocation mechanism."

  17. Most patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well some guy at Amazon is probably raising their hands.

    --After all this years I can't still believe it. ONE click? gahhhd.

  18. USPTO Does Bathos by Quirk · · Score: 3, Funny

    bathos: bathos - a change from a serious subject to a disappointing one

    It's great to see slapstick humour is thriving in the U.S.

    In highschool myself and a few friends made a habit of getting together to watch comedic silent films. The films were available from libraries and the venerable National Film Board of Canada.

    Generally our favourites were Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

    While I fear and loath (in the best intentioned way of the late H.S. Thomson) the policies of America as applied to IP, the USPTO has taken to mimicing Chaplin's indifferent giant machine crunching the common person in the truest, sadly comedic, bathotic fashion. Unfortunately I'm afraid act two has been foredone by Kafka.

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    Cohen
  19. U.S. of A. by iggymanz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are we really, as most of us imagine ourselves, the leaders of innovation in the world? Or are we its entertainment center? We try to be its policeman and end up with egg on our faces for the last 40+ years. We're certainly getting good at being the consumers, with 25% of the world's produce consumed by us, and our wealth flying out over the ocean, much of it never to return. We're an oligarchy of megacorps too, big business is stacking the decks in its favor at the expense of our rights and our ability to express our political will. We used to scorn the communist nations as a place where the individual was nothing and the state everything, now for us its all about Uncle Sam and big business.

    1. Re:U.S. of A. by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "We try to be its policeman and end up with egg on our faces for the last 40+ years."

      So South Korea and Kuwait could've won their freedom from oppressors on their own, and all the nations under Soviet control in eastern Europe (whose elected leaders all mysteriously died at the same time) were nice and happy? Taiwan and China could come to a peaceable understanding?

      I agree with a lot of your criticisms about modern America, but I think your absolutist view of its involvement in the past half-century is a bit short-sighted. Its reputation isn't squeaky clean (ie, Lumumba in Congo), but there have been some genuine righteous triumphs as well.

    2. Re:U.S. of A. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      We're the circus sideshow.

    3. Re:U.S. of A. by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Kuwait was a dictatorship. Only 10% of people residing in the country are considered citizens and being born in the country does not make you a citizen. There is no freedom of speech or religion. Kuwait has and is still stealing oil from Iraq by slant drilling into their country (this little point was not lost on Saddam when deciding to invade in the first Gulf War, but he was not able to do anything to stop them because of strong outside support for Kuwait). Had we left Saddam in control of Kuwait, the only people hurt would be the upper-crust of Kuwaiti society. The rest have little to lose and both Saddam's presidency and Kuwait's monarchy are about equally brutal and corrupt.

      Most non-citizens (which remember, are 90% of the population) would love to become Soviet citizens and be given state jobs and free housing. No matter how dilapidated the housing or lousy the civil freedoms, Kuwait does them over.

      South Korea is a very complex situation. Had no country intervened after WWII, Korea would have likely been united from the beginning by a federalist communist government as such a government was rapidly forming in the weeks and months after the liberation of Korea from the Japanese. It is up to speculation if, in the absence of a long civil war against US-funded South Korea, Korea would have a government along the lines of our Articles of Confederation, albiet under a communist economic system, or whether it would evolve into an authoritarian system more akin to the USSR or South Vietnam. Korean people are very hardworking people, have pro-growth social values, and could very well have built a country as well off or even better off than the current South Korea. The communist government that was developing before the need to fight the insurgency (South Korea) was very promising, but like all countries in civil wars, civil liberties and freedoms are the first things to be lost. Had we given the developing communist government legitimacy instead of installing our own government and given them reconstruction aid, things would probably have gone quite well for Koreans, there would have been no Korean War, and we would have had a solid ally against the USSR for our Cold War.

      Taiwan is the only example where our intervening actually improved the situation. The native Taiwanese (not to be confused with the mass of emigrants from the mainland who comprise the bulk of the upper and middle classes) weren't happy with what happened but overall the country is a prospering and rather free democracy with the help of generous aid from the US.

      Considering that you picked these three examples, I feel it's safe to assume that the rest of our interventions (hundreds over the last century) must have been quite misguided.

    4. Re:U.S. of A. by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

      Yes, the US has continued to be a great defender throughout the world of any country who sells us things.

    5. Re:U.S. of A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So South Korea and Kuwait could've won their freedom from oppressors on their own,

      I don't know about that, but Chile could have kept it's freedom if the USA hadn't overthrown a democracy and installed the military dictator Augusto Pinochet.

      Its reputation isn't squeaky clean

      No kidding.

    6. Re:U.S. of A. by Grym · · Score: 1

      Considering that you picked these three examples, I feel it's safe to assume that the rest of our interventions (hundreds over the last century) must have been quite misguided.

      If you're really willing to make an assumption like that, then do I even need to point out the problem with your thinking?

      All the parent poster was pointing out was the the U.S. isn't some completely evil institution that sows death and destruction around the world with every action that it takes. He needn't provide every case where the United States did the "right thing" to invalidate the GP's very biased sentiment.

      I'm not going to sit here and defend every instance of United States foreign policy for the past "40+ years". Yes, we all know much of it, intentionally or not, was fucked up. All I'm asking for is a bit of fairness in our critique. The United States has done a lot of good. Few (if any) countries in the United States' current position could or would do better. Believe it or not, some atrocities were not the result of US action. And like it or not, the United States is overall a stablizing force in Geopolitics. If the United States fell by the wayside, things would probably become much worse, not better. Try explaining that to the "Blame America First"-brigade, though.

      -Grym

    7. Re:U.S. of A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice revisionism on the Korean War. Puts the rest of everything you said in perspective (i.e., it's very unconvicing). And for the record,I think both Gulf wars were mistakes, and agree that we have alot more blood on our hands than most care to admit, but by calling south Korea an "insurgency" you completely ignore that fact that Korea was partitioned at the insistance of Stalin/USSR, since were wouldn't let him have a peice of Japan, and our biggest mistake was giving him north Korea as a way of placating him. It also ignores the fact that South Korea is one of the few, maybe only, places where we were able to train and rely on a native armed forces. I know that many South Koreans dislike us there now, but do you really think that Kim Il Sung would have developed into anything other than a little Stalin? Do you really think that our post-partition meddling (as opposed to that of the USSR and later China) caused the atrocity that is North Korea today?

    8. Re:U.S. of A. by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      The USSR did have interests in Korea, but the Koreans weren't exactly fond of them. Kim Il Sung came to being after South Korea was created, as the transition was exceedingly fast. Within 3 months of liberation from Japan, both North Korea and our freshly minted South Korea were heading to war. The transition governments (generally one per town or local area) were extremely fluid as no state or federal government existed at the moment. That they did not experience widespread anarchy or looting is a good indicator of how much goodwill was around at the time.

      That's why I said give aid and legitimacy to the existing government, not turn our backs and flee. North Korea didn't have much of a choice but to accept Chinese divisions (not even voluntarily, but fighting both the USA and China at the same time would have been suicidal).

      As far as whose meddling caused North Korea, it's the fault of both superpowers. It takes two to tangle. If they engage but we don't, Korea would be a SSR after a very short war. If we engage but they don't, we get a puppet government after a very short war. Only if both go in there do we get a big war.

      The events in between WWII and the Korean War are extremely muddy and our knowledge of that period is still evolving to this day. What makes it hard to study is that the events unfolded so quickly and were immediately followed by war. Within 3 months of the onset of hostilities (maybe earlier?), both North and South were run autocratically and neither had much interest in letting people know what unfolded during their rise to power (South Korea was a dictatorship until 1970 or so).

    9. Re:U.S. of A. by fallen1 · · Score: 1
      ...but there have been some genuine righteous triumphs as well.

      Oooh, yeah, you see even though I am a religious person (and I agree with what you were saying about South Korea and Kuwait) I have strong objections to placing the word "righteous" in that sentence for the simple fact that, usually, that word pertains directly to _religious_ or religiously moral victories. It does not normally apply to strictly moral or ethical victories. My personal opinion is that the world (and _many_ Americans) has had enough of the religious rhetoric coming from the Whitehouse without other people using words that can imply religious overtones to our past triumphs of helping other nations.

      I may be completely wrong in my interpretation of your statement above and, if so, my apologies. It is just that every time I see that word used it is almost in a religious context - Christian, Muslim, Jewish, choose your religion. I believe it can be summed up like this: What is the difference between Bush saying "God told me to invade" (or "God told me *blah*") versus the Muslim extremist saying "Allah told us to destroy you"? Answer: Nothing at all.

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    10. Re:U.S. of A. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Korea??!! I said 40+ years, not 50+, and whooping Saddam out of Kuwait I was all for that, too bad we were so stupid in the decade since. I don't think we brought down Soviet europe, it crumbled from within, just as China would if our current bunch of leaders weren't in the pockets of big corporations and loved cheap markets more than the freedom and liberty they hypocritcally claim to want for the world.

  20. "an obscure guy in Japan who makes stuff..." by Riktov · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...most people can't comprehend."

    You mean this stuff?

    1. Re:"an obscure guy in Japan who makes stuff..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your link contains a virus.

    2. Re:"an obscure guy in Japan who makes stuff..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol its not a virus

  21. Database? by Urusai · · Score: 0

    I thought the patent office kept their records with crayon.

  22. Patents in General by Jatstelnet · · Score: 1

    I think the government needs to train those that apply patents to be more discriminating so less general patents are approved. Perhaps they should set up a more advanced sytem of applying patents with more people approving it then before so if one person makes a mistake and applies a terrible patent consumers don't suffer the consequences

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  23. The (sort of) correct list. by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 5, Informative
    As I read this, /. was displaying a fortune cookie that alluded to 42 as the meaning of life. A rather interesting coincidence, since I suspect the original questioner didn't really think through and understand the question very well. For example, if one person is the secondary inventor on three patents, while another is the primary inventor on two patents, which is the more prolific inventor?

    So, I'm going to restrict the question a little bit. First of all, I'm only going to look at the primary inventor on any given patent. Second, I'm going to ignore the fact that not every name on earth uniquely identifies an individual person. Finally, for the sake of letting my computer get back to more important things like folding protiens, I'm only going to look at about the last 10 years worth of patents (and in fairness, I haven't updated my database for the last few months either, so it's possible the last couple might have changed since then -- and it's quite possible all of these numbers are now a bit higher). Finally, I'm restricting this to US Utility patents, not plant patents, design patents, etc.

    Within those guidelines, the top 10 inventors and number of patents credited to each are:

    1. Shunpei Yamazaki: 744
    2. Donald E. Weder: 702
    3. Kia Silverbrook: 602
    4. Mark I. Gardner: 344
    5. Salman Akram: 321
    6. Warren M. Farnworth: 280
    7. Ravi Kumar Arimilli: 269
    8. Leonard Forbes: 238
    9. Jay S. Walker: 223
    10. Jennifer L. Hillman: 222

    Nicely enough, all of these names even look like ones that stand a reasonable possibility of being unique (among patenting inventors).

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    1. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Whee, the old guy from Futurama is #6!

    2. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      My made up query was way better.

    3. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmm, using our database from patanalysis.com I get what looks like 7/10 are from the US.

              431 Sandhu; Gurtej S., Boise ID
              432 Forbes; Leonard, Corvallis OR
              460 Focke; Heinz, Verden
              470 Straeter; Joseph G., Highland IL
              475 Gardner; Mark I., Cedar Creek TX
              505 Farnworth; Warren M., Nampa ID
              518 Akram; Salman, Boise ID
              518 Silverbrook; Kia, Balmain
            1292 Yamazaki; Shunpei, Tokyo
            1297 Weder; Donald E., Highland IL

    4. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by pranay · · Score: 0

      Jenny! Go girl!! You need just 2 more patents to 'jaywalk' across Mr. Jay S. Walker.

    5. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The initial post said Patent Holders, not Inventors. For all the stupid articles that Slashdot posts, you think somebody would actually bother to learn anything about patents at all. Assignments do not need to be recorded manditorily, so of course they don't know who they are all assigned to. This is a total NON-TOPIC.. If this is how ignorant /. is about patents, imagine how bad they are on software.

    6. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lists are unimportant to artistes. With numbering so crass and tallying even more so, we insiders prefer:

      a. Shunpei
      b. Donald
      c. Kia
      d. Mark
      e. Salman
      f. Warren
      g. Ravi
      h. Leonard
      i. Jay

      And if Shun has too much eggnog again at this year's Christmas party, Lenny and Don will be taking pictures!

    7. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's crazy. your list includes Jennifer Hillman, but everyone knows girls aren't smart enough to invent things

    8. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no way to determine who is a "primary" inventor and who is a "secondary" inventor. Just because they are listed in a certain order doesn't mean they are listed in order of seniority. They could very well be listed by seniority.

    9. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative


      In case you wanted to know what they did:

      Shunpei Yamazaki: semiconductors and other things for displays like LCD
      Donald E. Weder: flower pot guy
      Kia Silverbrook: computers especially printing
      Mark I. Gardner: semiconductors especially doping
      Salman Akram: semiconductors - fabrication
      Warren M. Farnworth: semiconductors again - fabrication
      Ravi Kumar Arimilli: computers - especially memory access
      Leonard Forbes: higher level semiconductors like eeprom nand gates, etc
      Jay S. Walker: mostly games and lottery stuff another patent for "insurance syndication"
      Jennifer L. Hillman: nucleotide sequencing and amino acid sequencing for diseases

    10. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 1
      There is absolutely no way to determine who is a "primary" inventor and who is a "secondary" inventor. Just because they are listed in a certain order doesn't mean they are listed in order of seniority. They could very well be listed by seniority.

      The PTO databases include a field specifically for the primary inventor, though I'm certainly not attempting to vouch for the accuracy of the data they provide.

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    11. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Where? There is a field for "primary examiner" but there is no other use of the word "primary" on their advanced search page. Other times (for example, Office Actions), the PTO refers to the first named inventor. But, as I said above, the inventor being named first could be listed first for almost any reason (alphabetically, seniority, etc.)

    12. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      Just because they are listed in a certain order doesn't mean they are listed in order of seniority. They could very well be listed by seniority.
      Yes, or even by seniority.
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    13. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 1
      Where? There is a field for "primary examiner" but there is no other use of the word "primary" on their advanced search page. Other times (for example, Office Actions), the PTO refers to the first named inventor. But, as I said above, the inventor being named first could be listed first for almost any reason (alphabetically, seniority, etc.)

      In the databases themselves, which you can obtain from the PTO, if you wish. The price list is available here if you're interested.

      According to the relevant law (35 USC 115):

      The applicant shall make oath that he believes himself to be the original and first inventor of the process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or improvement thereof, for which he solicits a patent; and shall state of what country he is a citizen.

      Presumably, they normally list the person who signs this as the primary inventor (though there is a provision for somebody else to do this in the inventor's behalf, such as if the inventor has since died).

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    14. Re:The (sort of) correct list. by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The official Declaration form, has a space for "first inventor" and an additional form for joint inventors. The only thing a first inventor signifies is the name listed first on the patent application. And, as stated before, different companies have different criteria for order of listing inventors.

  24. USPTO needs a serious fix. by xMonkey · · Score: 1

    From the Article: "In 2002 alone, Arimilli won 78 patents. That's three patents every two weeks. Either he's a wonder-dude who makes the rest of us look like slugs, or his name winds up on a lot of work done by teams of people."

    I doubt it's the result of either being a wonder dude, or teams of people, and more likely the guy patents random obvious crap that has no business being patented in the first place. Just like 99% of all the other 'inventions' that are patented.

    1. Re:USPTO needs a serious fix. by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      at 20-25 grand a pop ? i don't think so ..

      78 is a pretty insignifigant number .. there is at least ONE person who i know of that holds over 6500 US issued patents.

      to be included on a patent, you only have to be listed as an inventor, it doesn't mean you actually DID anything - but it gives you full rights to the patent.

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    2. Re:USPTO needs a serious fix. by playit12 · · Score: 1

      It's common practice in Japan, for instance, for the lab head to be listed as an inventor along with the rest of his team. The USPTO has no authority to investigate his actual contribution to the invention, and the Japanese could care less, because in their system the company can file locally for the patent instead of the inventors (The US is unique in requiring inventions be filed by inventors).

      Why is it the word patent instantly turns everyone on Slashdot into mindless idiots?

    3. Re:USPTO needs a serious fix. by playit12 · · Score: 1

      Only if the patent isn't assigned to a third party, which in nearly all cases regarding foreign inventors, it is.

    4. Re:USPTO needs a serious fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell us, why are you acting like a mindless idiot?

    5. Re:USPTO needs a serious fix. by teknickle · · Score: 1

      He isn't kicking out patents of the [blatantly] obvious.
      Actually, he works for IBM. Most of the patents are for processor architecture and signalling. (like SMP control, bus signalling, caching, etc etc).

  25. Public review period by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Usually when someone posts a silly patent to a site like slashdot, the community finds prior art in minutes. Why not open these up to public discussion, have people sign affadavits or whatever, and let the community do the work?

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    1. Re:Public review period by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Because almost no one on Slashdot knows the proper way to search prior art. Much less what the "Motivation to combine" hurdle means.

    2. Re:Public review period by m_hemaly · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?!! I doubt even bored slashdotters have time to review 3 patents a week, and that's just the amount accepted from one guy in one company! So if you do some bad math (or just search the net) that's about a gazillion legalese documents a day, way too much for me.

    3. Re:Public review period by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Why not open these up to public discussion, have people sign affadavits or whatever, and let the community do the work?

      That's supposedly what we're paying $1500 for from the USPTO.

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  26. Poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder Weder isn't answering the phone. To be brought out of the closet so publicly must be a humiliating experience.

    That many patents for flower pots and flower arranging devices could only mean one thing right?..

    1. Re:Poor guy by Sanat · · Score: 1

      Don is not a poor guy. I know him. He owns thousands of acres in Montana and has a huge herd of buffalo on that ranch in addition to a bunch of businesses in southern Illinois.

      Neat story about a gun he owns from the revolutionary war that was passed down to him from his fore fathers. The British would stay out of rifle range and wave their hands over their head and jump up and down to get the colonists to shoot at them.

      Don owns a long rifle like a "long tom" and one of his ancestors shot one of the British guys who was jumping up and down on a stump and waving his hands at an incredibly long range. That stopped the British from baiting them after that.

      A lucky shot? or bad karma?

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  27. USPTO should offer patents like grants by SEGT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recently got setup to apply for a grant from NIDA and thought if patents were treated in a similar manner we might be better off. To get accepted your application goes to a board of individuals who are physicians. They are still working in their respective fields and understand what is innovative in the medical field and what is not. They determine if your grant goes through. Think, "what if patents were treated this way?" You enter your patent in a category and it is accepted/denied by those who are knowledgable in the field. They will be able to tell if you are patenting the obvious.

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    1. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      They do this. They're called patent examiners. Problem is, no one wants to go work for the government starting at $35k a year.

    2. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by bani · · Score: 2, Interesting

      those patent examiners keep allowing perpetual motion machines to get patented. so obviously that $35k is being largely wasted on people who failed grade school physics.

    3. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by damsa · · Score: 1

      Getting a patent doesn't mean it works. To prove something works is too expensive for small companies or individuals, it actually is to their benefit for the patent office to approve more broadly. If the patent application gets more expensive, which would happen if there is if you had to "prove" your invention, by making up a mock up, then only large corporations would hold patents. System is broken, but this part of the system I don't think is.

    4. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by gronofer · · Score: 1
      A problem is that it may take less work to create the patent application than to examine it, these days. It seems to be so easy to write an application that simply combines a few vaguely related ideas, while the prior art takes time to find, and deciding what is worthy of a patent is purely subjective.

      If the government actually devoted the resources required to examine patents properly, they would probably be employing most of those people who would otherwise be writing the applications. Not exactly a boost to the national research productivity.

    5. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to work. It just has to be a unique, nonobvious way of building a perpetual motion machine that no one has thought of before.
      Deciding whether it will work/sell or not is the job of venture capitalists.

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    6. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Actauly, patent fees are halved for small entities, comapnies with less than 500 people. It's not the fees taht matter, most companies don't want to pay a patent attorney unless they're fairly sure the patent will work out money-wise for them.

    7. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Who cares if they patent a perpetual motion machine? Are you ever going to infiringe? Will it ever make anything ou buy cost more? Did some idiot just donate $10,000 to the patent office?

      And try reading the perpetual motion patent that you're talking about. See if you can find where the perpetual motion part comes in.

    8. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Wrong. It's supposed to work. 35 USC 101. The claimed invention must be new, useful, and unobvious. Useseful has been long and unambiguously interpreted by the courts to mean "it works."

    9. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by dmleach · · Score: 1

      They will be able to tell if you are patenting the obvious.

      Or be able to filch the idea, tell you it's obvious, and take the credit for themselves. The difference between the example of the NIDA grants and that of the patents is simply the money that's at stake. I get the impression that the members of the NIDA approval board don't get to pocket whatever they don't give away. Because millions of dollars are at stake, it simply takes more trust than is reasonable to make a similar process work for patents.

    10. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by bani · · Score: 1

      Getting a patent doesn't mean it works.

      According to the law, it has to.

      To prove something works is too expensive for small companies or individuals

      Good lord, it should be obvious from the patent description "perpetual motion device" that the damn thing doesn't work. How expensive can it possibly be for someone with basic grade school physics knowledge to read a patent title?

    11. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by damsa · · Score: 1

      The requirement of a patent has to show that it is new and useful, but you don't have to prove it works to get that patent. Perpetual motion device, would be quite useful, but difficult to prove and I am 100% sure it is impossible, inventing cold fusion would also be quite useful but very difficult to prove.

    12. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by bani · · Score: 1

      Who cares if they patent a perpetual motion machine?

      It means the examiners aren't doing their required job. They're smoking crack when they should be examining patents.

    13. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by bani · · Score: 1

      Something which does not work is not useful.

      Perpetual motion devices do not work and can not ever work, full stop.

      Therefore they are not useful.

      Therefore they fail the criteria for patentable.

    14. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by damsa · · Score: 1

      Something that doesn't work right now, might work in the future that's still useful. That's why the patent office grants ridiculous patents to seemingly things that may or may not work and the costs of proving it is too much. A perpetual motion device is at one extreme. But the costs of granting a patent like that is low. Because it will never work, no one will try to commercialize that patent or litigate the patent. Its stupid, I agree, but no harm no foul as far as I am concerned.

    15. Re:USPTO should offer patents like grants by bani · · Score: 1

      You miss the point.

      If examiners miss stuff so blatatly obvious as perpetual motion devices, they are completely unqualified to be an examiner -- it indicates the USPTO is allowing stuff to be patented that simply should not be allowed at all. It indicates a failure in the system which is supposed to prevent such things from occuring.

      The fact such patents continue to be granted proves the USPTO's system is still broken.

  28. database issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You think that's bad? Patent examiners here can't even search by the EFFECTIVE dates of patents. Seems like that should be the bare minimum, right? Sure, you can search by filing date, but that doesn't take into account foreign priority.

    1. Re:database issues by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah you have to smoke out all the related documents (parent applications, siblings, etc) Maybe they need XPATH?

      Anyway what do you do if there are continuations-in-part in the lineage? You have to look at the parent documents anyway to see what subject matter will support the earlier date.

  29. That is patently ridiculous. by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

    *BA-bum* Thank you, I'll be here 'til Thursday.

  30. Re:My New Patent by mk_is_here · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, I'll patent this instead... your one has flaws ;)
    SELECT name, address, count(*) FROM patents HAVING count(*) > 1000 GROUP BY name, address;

  31. Offtopic: The badge of truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got modded offtopic! Know what that means? Someone who has been waving the flag like a good little nazi and regurgitating every pro-corporate thing they hear on talk radio finally got some mod points. And you struck a nerve with your exaggerated and inflammatory but largely true statements.

  32. Patents bad for USA by argoff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From TFA:

    It doesn't seem unusual to have a foreigner holding so many patents. Of the top 10 living patent holders on the 1997 list, eight were from other countries. Six were Germans, and two were Japanese. The only two Americans were flower guy Weder and oil industry researcher Hartley Owen.

    The point is that no matter how much royalities the USA gets from the rest of the world, the rest of the world is still 20 times bigger than the USA. I think when push comes to shove, the US insistence of coercing patents is a very evil idea and will one day come back to haunt us in a very painfull and violent way.

    essay:A Violent Protest Against Patents

  33. Flower pots by buss_error · · Score: 0
    And the nation's greatest native inventor seems to be a man who has come up with 100 different ways to make a flower pot."

    100 different ways to make a flower pot... and they are all patented. And this shocks you why? Everybody and their dog knows that the US patent system is grossly broken. If you think that 100 different flower pots are grotesque, you should look into the patents held by Microsoft and NTL (the guys that are going to rape RIM-blackberry.) Slight hint: They are not the worst cases.

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    1. Re:Flower pots by damsa · · Score: 1

      What's ironic, is that RIM sued Palm for its invention on the thumb keyboard. So RIM is getting its just deserts.

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  35. Good idea, Johnson! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
    Obviously, we need to somehow get this data into Excel.

    Does anyone have a Mac?

  36. Re:Typical - the PTO doesn't care about the invent by odin53 · · Score: 1

    You should remember that most patents are assigned to the employer of the inventor(s). A patent application needs to list as the inventor(s) real people, not companies, but the assignee is the one that gets the benefit of the patent. That's why it's less important, from the PTO's perspective -- the inventor is not usually the stakeholder when a patent is challenged or enforced.

  37. How about now? by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Is it time to overhaul the US patent system yet?

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  38. Re:My New Patent by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll patent this instead... your one has flaws ;)
    SELECT name, address, count(*) FROM patents HAVING count(*) > 1000 GROUP BY name, address;


    But wait! Yours has flaws too!

    SELECT applicant.name, applicant.address, count(*) AS count
    FROM patents, applicant, applicantmap
    WHERE patent.id=applicantmap.patent_id
    AND applicantmap.applicant_id=applicant.id
    GROUP BY applicant.name, applicant.address
    ORDER BY count(*) DESC LIMIT 10;

    How many patents are going to have just ONE name on them? Most have several, and the name of the applicant really should be properly normalized, and since we really don't know how many people are going to be on a patent application, we really should create a many to many mapping...

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  39. Counting IS Important.... by woolio · · Score: 1

    I find it very disturbing the USPTO cannot uniquely identify patent holders... If they cannot uniquely identify patent holders, then how can the USPTO (or courts) *identify* patent holders???

    How many people named "John Doe" (Chris Smith, John Williams, etc) own patents?

    Now how to do they show ownership of the patent (e.g. in an infringement case)? Sure, they probably got a nice little notorized certificate... but surely a piece of stamped paper cannot be the only proof!

    Seems like an IP company could just hire a few people with really common names (at least common in the Patent database)... Then they could have all sorts of fun by suing everyone else for infringment... Yes, this would be perjury, but for the other side to prove their "John Doe" is not the same "John Doe" on the patent might be a bit tough....

    1. Re:Counting IS Important.... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I find it very disturbing the USPTO cannot uniquely identify patent holders... If they cannot uniquely identify patent holders, then how can the USPTO (or courts) *identify* patent holders???

      They used to record it, but when they install the rubber stampinator 9000, that feature wasn't implemented. The work around is to sue everyone.

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    2. Re:Counting IS Important.... by back_pages · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I find it very disturbing the USPTO cannot uniquely identify patent holders... If they cannot uniquely identify patent holders, then how can the USPTO (or courts) *identify* patent holders???

      The patent office operates under a "good faith and candor" policy. They need to see a name and a signature. If you're committing fraud, it's your problem and the patent, if it issues, would be unenforceable. So it's up to you, Mr. James Theodore Doe, to prove that you are actually the Ted Doe identified in the patent if you try to sue someone with it.

      Under what authority would the patent office investigate situations of fraud? They're the patent office, not the patent & signature analysis & investigative forensics office. It's up to the courts to figure out.

      I presume a common method of asserting that you're the inventor would be showing all the papers you've filed with your attorney and evidence of paying attorney fees in connection with the patent application.

  40. How much time is neccessary? by cyranix · · Score: 1

    You know, as it can take anywhere from 6 months to 10 years for a patent application to get filed and all, you have to wonder exactly how efficient the USPTO really is... I know the government isn't famous for picking up their feet, but with todays computer technology, you'd think that of anyone, the USPTO would have it down to (ahem), a science.

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    1. Re:How much time is neccessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as it can take anywhere from 6 months to 10 years for a patent application to get filed and all

      really? I'm amazed that it takes 6 months to 10 years to send a piece of mail. If you are talking about the delay in prosecution that is because of the backlog of patents to be examined, combined with how most cases are acted upon. Usually when a firm submits an application they intentionally leave out parts which must be submitted, thereby delaying their own prosecution. Combine that with firms paying additional fees to double their pending times between responses due on their behalf you can see that both sides of the application are to blame for the delays.

      so now that i've ranted a bit.... basically the idea that it takes 6 months to 10 years to send a piece of mail is horribly flawed.

  41. "top ten patent holders" cannot be identified??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I recommend a so called search engine in this so called internet, e.g. www. google.com. Just enter "top ten patent holders" and here they are.

    Such postings really make me think whether the complete position of the anti-patent-community is as illogical as this thread.

  42. Ugh. "Greatest" != "Most"! by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is what I call "the Wikipedia effect", due to that community's emphasis on quantities such as edit count as an indicator of merit. The person with the greatest number of patents is not necessarily "the greatest inventor". There are plenty of people with few but very significant inventions. There are also people that don't patent everything they invent.

    "Most prolific" is more accurate, but the article seems to use the two interchangably.

  43. totally OT by syukton · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you'd ever seen the Microsoft campus, you'd know that while they don't have roses, they do have some of the most beautiful landscaping around. I can say with complete confidence that the MSN division is totally spoiled when it comes to the landscaping around their buildings, though.

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    1. Re:totally OT by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Nope, never seen the MS campus.

      Gardening Tip #153: For Healthy roses, bullshit makes excellent fertilizer.

      Extrapolate.

  44. re: infinite number of monkeys by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    It may take time for a finite number of monkeys to generate the works of Shakespeare, but an infinite number of monkeys can do it on the first key press. They will also have generated every other work in existence. After all, it's an infinite number of monkeys, so if they all push just one random key on an infinite number of typewriters, you now have a text of length infinity... in its contents are the entire works of mankind.

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  45. Incompetence, disinterest and short-sightedness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'll tell you why USPTO fails to do this in their database: Sheer incompetence, disinterest and short-sightedness

    I mean, they receieve money and have a customer-relationship with the patent applicants. With a little thought in advance, you could have built a normalized database that accounted for this. But I guess they aren't really interested in anything else than pushing through as many patents they can a year, to receieve more money. Are you really telling me USPTO doesn't really know WHO owns the thousands of patents? They are not a friggin' store, they are a government agency.

    Patronize the guy asking uncomfortable questions? The whole post/article is tongue-in-cheek. HE's the one setting THEM up! I thought it was obvious, especially after the pot-joke.

  46. Remember the 'swing patent'? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Or that guy who patented a way of swinging sideways on a playground swing...

    I'm not going to go and actually dig up the patent right now, but basically he patented (or did it as a proxy for his kid, I hope) a method of moving oneself sideways on a swing by pulling alternately on the supporting chains. As someone who spent a good bit of my youth hanging around playgrounds, there's a lot of prior art on that one.

    (Of course, personally I was always partial to swinging in an ellipsoidal fashion, by moving forwards and back and then pulling on alternately on the chains, the better to whack the person in the swing next to you.)

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    1. Re:Remember the 'swing patent'? by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the patent attorney did file it as a proxy for his kid, and specifically did it to demonstrate the rediculousness of certain aspects of the system.

    2. Re:Remember the 'swing patent'? by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was swinging sideways on a swing back in the early 70's, and I certainly wasn't the first. Prior art doesn't seem to be a consideration at the USPTO anymore. Every article on patents invalidated I've seen in the last year has all been a defendent in a lawsuit presenting prior art.

  47. The hip thing to do... by thebdj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is to insult the USPTO at every possible junction, especially around here. There are several problems with searching for the most prolific inventor and the reason largely lies in the complexity of the search. First off, the database was built a long time ago and at that time a great many inventions (probably in the millions or at least hundreds of thousands) had already come through the US Patent Office. Now, in order to figure out if each person was a separate individual from the other people sharing that name you would have to research each patent and attempt to contact as many people as possible to find out if they were the same. This is just to get the unique IDs for the first database.

    Let us assume that you started from that point on creating unique IDs for every individual, instead of the aforementioned problem a new one that previously existed is still there. A person can have a multitude of possible names. Say my name was James Robert Smith. What if I filed for patents using different forms of my name over time? James Robert, Jim Robert, Jim Bob (hey I had to pick a name with a funny variant), maybe just James or just Jim, or just Robert or Rob or Bob, how about J.R. or J.B., or Jim Rob, James Rob...I think you get my point. Not to mention my name might be VERY common. I doubt many people in the US could argue that Smith is an uncommon last name, the same goes for the name James or Robert. Now you have to determine if it is the same person.

    On a printed patent your next means of division would be by city and state. Of course this does not take into account if our James Robert Smith moved around or if multiple James Robert Smith's exist in the same city and state. This is a rather complex search that is not as easy to perform as some individuals might have you believe. After all, it wasn't just the PTO who said we cannot do it, of course I shouldn't expect people to RTFA.

    In defense of prior art search, these relatively simpler to perform. You would search for a general concept or a component of an item claimed in the patent. The primary database would include prior patents, patent publications, and patents from other countries. A vast majority of individuals around slashdot will often point out prior art that is outside these realms, and while individuals within the patent office will search outside as well, the ability to find prior art is much more limited without databases properly setup for accurate searching. Even if examiner X finds a reference to application Z through a Google search, they still have to then show that reference A was published or known before the filing date of application Z.

    I could quite possibly spend all day trying to defend the PTO; however, it would most likely be a waste of my time. Instead of complaining the PTO does not do its job and constantly making what sound like personal attacks at the individuals who work there (without ever knowing who they are), file for a patent, work at the office, or litigate a patent as an attorney or agent (if you can get past that pesky exam) before you judge the job the individuals are doing. I think you will all find that the people working at the patent office work hard to ensure that the best quality they can produce goes into every patent application they work on and that these people deserve better then to have their intelligence or integrity questioned by people who do not fully understand how the system works (afterall the office quite possibly collects much more in fees for a longer prosecution then for a quick allowance).

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  48. Redneck Theme & Variation by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1


    If you take an infinite supply of rednecks, with an infinite supply of pickup trucks, and an infinite supply of shotguns & an infinite supply of shotgun shells, confronting an infinite supply of "Share the Road" bikepath signs, then eventually all the world's great works of literature will be written...





    ...in braille.

  49. Holders vs. Assignees by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    IIRC, companies like Microsoft and IBM are not patent "holders," they're "assignees." The actual inventors, who are real persons and not corporate entities, are who the journalist in the article was searching for. in the process of filing a patent, most inventors assign it to the company they were working for when they did the inventing, but they are still listed as the inventor and it is to them that the patent is granted. After being assigned the patent, the company then basically owns it under law, and can use it as they wish. However if you went searching for most prolific patent-holders, I think what you'd get back would not contain any corporations, but only individuals.

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  50. Re: infinite number of monkeys by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Just because you throw infinity at something doesn't mean you'll eventually get the value you want.

    Some X-Y functions just have Y approach a particular value (say K) as X goes to infinity, but you never get Y=K.

    Proving that an infinite number of monkeys will _definitely_ produce the works of Shakespeare is not that simple.

    Especially your statement that they can do it on their first key press.

    After all there's a chance that they could all just press the spacebar for their first keypress ;).

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  51. Re: infinite number of monkeys by DigitalSeraphim · · Score: 1

    But what if not a single monkey presses the letter 'e'? "To b or not to b that is th qustion"

  52. Article way off target by Sir+Holo · · Score: 0


    The article is just silly fluff. The "inventor" doesn't matter all that much to the USPTO. They focus on validity of claims, etc.. One thing they do keep good track of, and for good reason, is who is the assignee or "owner" of each issued patent.

    1. Re:Article way off target by slowbad · · Score: 1
      they do keep good track of ... the assignee or "owner" of each issued patent.

      In the year 10BI (before Internet) there were more government-registered patent agents and examiners in Cincinnati
      than the combined bottom half of the 50 states.

      The "new and improved" list of new monthly patents should read:
      1. ALWAYS
      2. BOUNCE
      3. CHEER
      4. DAWN
      5. ERA
      6. GAIN
      7. DOWNY
      8. GLEEM
      9. IVORY

      Unless you were looking for this P&G list.

  53. Canon by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 0

    I'll put money on Canon being near the top. They seem to have a blanket policy of patenting everything no matter how trivial.

  54. Patent References by north.coaster · · Score: 1

    While it's interesting to see what people have had the most patent applications approved, I think that it's more useful to see who has patents that are then referenced by other patents. This provides a measure of which inventor are working in an area where there is a lot of activity.

    Bonus points will be given to anyone who then filters out patents that reference previous patents from the same inventor.

  55. The patent process will always get more complex by GauteL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. never less. This is because there is an ever growing number of patents to search through every time someome is applying for a patent. Searching for patents is not enough, you actually have to read them as well to figure out whether it constitutes prior art.

    Even if you reduced the number of years a patent is valid, you still need to record them forever, in case someone tries to patent them again.

    The only thing that could stop the patent system from becoming more and more expensive, is that the techniques for searching through and reading the patents improve at a faster rate than the number of patents.

    Otherwise, one of three things will happen:
    1. The patent system will eventually become so expensive that only the extremely wealthy companies can patent things. This will typically mean the end of competition.
    2. The patent office will just let more and more bogus patents through to be sorted out by the legal system. This will also mean the end of competition as the most wealthy companies can sue any competitor to the ground.
    3. Someone in power sees the madness and dismantles the patent system.

    Someone might say that 1. and 2. have both already happened.

  56. Give them a break... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 1

    They have 728 people at the USPTO processing over a million patents a year. Figure in toilet breaks and vacation and that means they've got less than an hour TOTAL to spend on each patent -- soup-to-nuts as they say. That's not enough time to read the application, look up prior art, and judge the patentability of something; they know it and we know it. So, as it is now they spend more time on things that might raise a stink if it goes through, and rubber stamp anything that seems to silly to be worth agonizing over. Now, where are they supposed to fit in fielding questions from the press? Maybe the reporter should ask the GAO... Someday they are bound to look at the USPTO and they could probably get that data for you...

    1. Re:Give them a break... by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Huh? Where did you get that figure? According to PTOs 2005 Annual Report there are (or were at the time it is was edited) 4,177 patent examiners. And a recent GAO report on the Office cited a figure of about 18 hours per application (the figure varies examiner to examiner due to different art complexity ratings and the examiner's grade and signatory authority; the examiners' union, POPA, estimates a range from about 11-22 hours per application).

      Just to put things in perspective, during the Carter administration, which favored the anti-trust folks over the patent folks the examining corps had shrunk to about 800. I don't have what the number of applications that were filed in a year except that it was under 100,000. Today, it's over 400,000.

  57. Possible reason why a Japanese man is #1 by rnelsonee · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Japanese patent system is different from ours in that the patents remain open to the public after the application has been processed (before it is granted). This allows for the easier exchange of ideas (although it has its obvious negative effects).

    It's possible that this guy is simply recording all those patents (which they mail out a CD biweekly) and applying for the same items in the US.

  58. Infinite Monkeys - practical examples by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    generally, you can recreate Hamlet in about 3 months with a team of 10 monkeys working 8 hours a day.
    On the off chance you're serious, I disagree. There's one simulation on the web for infinite monkeys trying to write Shakespeare and the current record is 28 letters. Also, lacking a cite, but Slashdot at one point ran an article tracking an actual case of trying to get monkeys to write Shakespeare by introducing a computer into a cage. Mainly the monkeys smeared feces on it, but otherwise, they had a decidedly non-random tendency to type the same letter over and over again.

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  59. 7 Million by berbo · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    As it turns out, the USPTO has but one guy who does statistical studies of the agency's 7 million-patent database.
    Wow! 7 Million! OMFG that's way fucking huge! Hey, Larry Ellison, can your fancy pants database handle seven fucking million records?

    I didn't think so.

  60. Your logic by wurp · · Score: 1

    As I recall, Microsoft has never been near the top on a per-year basis, so they have no chance of being at the top overall.

    I have no opinion about whether MS is near the top of the list by number of patents held, but your logic doesn't hold water. They could easily be #15 in the list each year, and yet be the top in the list overall. All that is required is that #s 1-14 (everyone above them) to change every year. So if MS is granted half as many patents as the #1 patent grantee each year for 10 years, but everyone above MS in that annual list changes each year, MS can easily be #1 over the 10 year period.

  61. Wrong by cheesedog · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's quite common for these specialized examiners to be as adept in the field as any inventor working in that same field.
    Do you really believe this? I'm sorry, but it just doesn't ring true to anyone who has browsed through many of these patents and read their contents. The truth is, patent examiners are overworked, underpaid, and under incredible pressure (by those giving the USPTO money for applications) to grant patents. Sure, there is usually the few token rejections and rewrites, but anyone who has gone through the process of obtaining a patent can tell you that persistence usually wins out.
    There is a reason why nearly all cases brought before the office are by lawyers representing inventors and not by the inventors themselves.
    This is damning evidence against the patent system. If you'll recall, the great compromise of the patent system was that the government would grant a monopoly if the inventor would publicly disclose how the invention works -- the main impetus was to keep secrets from getting tied up in guilds or going with the inventor to the grave. If it is as you say it is, the patent system is broken by definition, because only lawyers can understand the applications. Us lowly slashdot readers don't have a chance, you imply, because we just are not smart enough.
    Bad patents cannot be enforced in a court of law and are therefor not valuable to the inventor...people who pursue bad patents only harm themselves
    Once again, this rings false. The average cost of defending oneself in court against a patent claim averages around 2 million dollars. That gives the holder of a 'bad' patent incredible leverage -- as long as they ask for something reasonably less than 2 million dollars in licensing fees, the prudent "infringer" will pay up rather than fight. Don't tell us this isn't how it works -- one need only look at how many billion dollars the Lemelson "computer vision" patents brought in before eventually being challenged and invalidated.
    A patent on some random element of a flower pot is only useful in that third parties find it useful and without an alternative
    ...unless the patent is overly-broad, in which case the patent on a random element of the flower pot gets applied to all sorts of new technologies that weren't envisioned when the patent was filed. Again, I'll reference the Lemelson patent portfolio, but that is by far not the only example. Just do a 'patent' query on news.google and you'll see a host of others, for example the NTP patents on sending email over wireless medium.
    Lawyers understand the quality of the USPTO far better than the average public.... feel free to ingore this or mod it down so you can continue to sound ignorant to those that have bothered to understand the details of Patent Law.
    Once again, I beg your merciful forgiveness for not being a super smart lawyer or lawyer-admirer like yourself! If only all of us could become IP lawyers the world would be a better place!

    In the meantime, feel free to continue your naive perspective in which the wonderful patent system not only doesn't ever impede progress, never hurts inventors, doesn't retard products from making it to market, and never sets scientific research back by decades, all the while enriching all of us equally according to the merit of our cleverness. Oh, what a wonderful system it is!

    1. Re:Wrong by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's quite common for these specialized examiners to be as adept in the field as any inventor working in that same field.
      Do you really believe this? I'm sorry, but it just doesn't ring true to anyone who has browsed through many of these patents and read their contents. The truth is, patent examiners are overworked, underpaid, and under incredible pressure (by those giving the USPTO money for applications) to grant patents.
      I'm a bit confused as to how the latter statement refutes the former. Patent examiners can be highly competent and well-informed while still being overworked and underpaid.

      Tell a thoracic surgeon that he needs to do four lung transplants per day and you're going to get shoddy workmanship and patients dying no matter how competent a cutter he is. Tell a programmer that he has to write a substitute for AutoCAD by Friday and corners are going to get cut. If you give good people bad policy, bad management, too much work, and not enough funding, what do you expect?

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    2. Re:Wrong by playit12 · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe this? I'm sorry, but it just doesn't ring true to anyone who has browsed through many of these patents and read their contents. The truth is, patent examiners are overworked, underpaid, and under incredible pressure (by those giving the USPTO money for applications) to grant patents. Sure, there is usually the few token rejections and rewrites, but anyone who has gone through the process of obtaining a patent can tell you that persistence usually wins out.

      Remind me again what field of employees does not believe they are underworked or underpaid? The average PTO employee is hired out of College as a GS 7 step 10. They make around 54k to start with and are eligible for pay raises starting just 6 months into employment. They can be making over 100k in just 4.5 years and in reality often make much more than that due to overtime. Further a quality private firm search can cost in the range of $10,000 (after competition and free market forces). So what would you rather have? A patent system that weeds out some 90% of bad cases or a system that cost upwards of $20,000 just to file a patent? (a small inventor can get a patent for around $2,000 or so today).

      This system is analogous to the courts by the way. Local courts don't have the expertise or time to always reach the best decision in any case of law. However they do well on the majority of cases. In cases in which they error, applicant's can appeal to the next court up. In patent Law, applicants have several options above the patent office (Patent board of appeals, District Court, State Supreme Court, Federal Circuit, and Surpreme Court).

      This is damning evidence against the patent system. If you'll recall, the great compromise of the patent system was that the government would grant a monopoly if the inventor would publicly disclose how the invention works -- the main impetus was to keep secrets from getting tied up in guilds or going with the inventor to the grave. If it is as you say it is, the patent system is broken by definition, because only lawyers can understand the applications. Us lowly slashdot readers don't have a chance, you imply, because we just are not smart enough.

      This doesn't imply the system is broken, just that it is specialized. Nearly every inventor I have met believes that everything they make is novel. I would never leave it up to inventors to decide what is unique and how much protection under the law they should be afforded. The patent office recieved 380k applications last year (the most ever and 8% more than the previous year). Disclosure of inventions certainly is not dead. In that same period the office only allowed about a third of the cases applied for. This is not a patent registration system. Only 20% of all patents are allowed without first being rejected. Patents are legal tools to be used to sue third parties. Of course they should be written in exacting legal language and of course there should be a specialized group of people that have a better understanding of that language than the average person. This is the same for any doccument that needs to be written exactly in the English language (Deeds, Loans, Laws, Constitutions).

      Once again, this rings false. The average cost of defending oneself in court against a patent claim averages around 2 million dollars. That gives the holder of a 'bad' patent incredible leverage -- as long as they ask for something reasonably less than 2 million dollars in licensing fees, the prudent "infringer" will pay up rather than fight. Don't tell us this isn't how it works -- one need only look at how many billion dollars the Lemelson "computer vision" patents brought in before eventually being challenged and invalidated.

      Once again this is false. There is no David vs Goliath here. Large companies hire firms or establish large in house shops to manage their portfolios. They buy "quality" patents from sma

    3. Re:Wrong by cheesedog · · Score: 1

      Nearly every inventor I have met believes that everything they make is novel. I would never leave it up to inventors to decide what is unique and how much protection under the law they should be afforded.

      Oh, I absolutely agree. But I don't think anyone is proposing a "inventor-is-also-the-examiner" reform to the patent system, are they?

      the office only allowed about a third of the cases applied for

      ...and half of those shouldn't have been granted either. I'm not the only crackpot of this opinion; anyone remember the study that showed upwards of 80% of all software patents could be invalidated with prior art software?

      Large companies hire firms or establish large in house shops to manage their portfolios. They buy "quality" patents from smaller firms or inventors. If they want to use something from another large company they usually cross license. All of this is predicated on the fact that they will not buy or cross license bad patents.

      All of what you are saying is predicated on the fact that the players are all large corporations. Guess what? They aren't. Producing a piece of software, even a very trivial free one that you give away as a hobby, puts a big ol' 'send me a cease and desist letter' or 'sue me for infringement' target on your back. You can't tell me this isn't true -- I've lived through it.

      Also it's rare that a firm sues another on a single patent.

      I agree again, but for a different reason: it's rare that a firm sue anyone when they can simply send out threatening cease and desist letters. If the target is small enough, all they can do is cease and desist, even if they don't believe they have infringed any claims or if they believe the claims to be invalid. Once again, I beg your humble forgiveness for not being richer so that I could afford to defend myself in court.

      The system encourages invention. Take White LEDs for instance.

      A wonderful example! I'm glad you brough this up. The inventor of the blue and white LED worked 12 hours a day, 7 days a week except holidays for his employer Nichia. When he finally achieved the bright blue LED, they gave him a $200 dollar bonus. That's it. He later got more in a court settlement, but it's hard to say that he or his company were motivated by the patent. They discovered a process that their competitors couldn't have duplicated without duplicating Nakamura's research and knowledge gained over those years, and there was plenty of lucrative money to be made by being able to produce these. In fact, that's what Nichia did as right away: announce the production of blue LEDs, not announce licensing deals for a patent that had been granted. Admittedly, the licensing deals now give Nichia a nice revenue stream, but that is beside the point -- the natural, market-based motivation to create this innovation was exactly that: natural and market-based. The patent rights DID NOT cause the invention of the blue LED.

      Slashdotters, while being surprisingly well informed in some areas, keep extolling the virtues of socialism as every oppertunity (remind me again when that has worked in the history of man?).

      Hmm. That is a curious observation. From what I've seen, the crowd here tends much more toward libertarianism and less government, not more. And that, my friend, is the common thread that ties this to the patent system: patents are not natural -- they are government enforced monopolies. Patents don't exist without a government to back them. And, as a matter of setting you straight: monopolies have a lot more to do with communism than they do with capitalism. Under a communist system, the idea is that the state can more efficiently centrally plan industrial production, and can do away with the 'inefficiencies' of capitalist competition. I don't know about you, but that sounds an awful lot like the patent system, w

    4. Re:Wrong by cheesedog · · Score: 1
      I'm a bit confused as to how the latter statement refutes the former. Patent examiners can be highly competent and well-informed while still being overworked and underpaid.
      Okay, good point. I suppose a more logical line of argument is that no matter how much technical material the patent examiner reads, no matter how many similar patent applications he processes, he can't be as specialized in the field as a practitioner, because there is a lot of knowledge that the practitioner gains by practice that is not written down anywhere. This is absolutely true with software patents, and the reason why techniques, data structures, and interfaces that have been in common use for many years can suddenly receive patent protection -- the examiner doesn't know about these because the examiner isn't writing source code all day.

      Now, this isn't the examiner's fault, and it isn't to say that the examiner is an idiot. Quite the opposite; the examiner is likely very knowledgeable, educated, and otherwise smart. But the process is dumb. Leaving a judgement about 'obviousness' and prior art up to a single overwhelmed examiner who is tied to their patent office desk for most of their waking life is not a process that is likely to yield good results, and we can all verify that by following patent news or reading granted patents.

      It would be much saner to have some sort of a peer review process, led by the examiner, but conducted largely by a committee of actual practitioners. These could be volunteers, academics, or even people from industry.

      Or, we could just abolish patents (at least software) altogether. :)

    5. Re:Wrong by playit12 · · Score: 1

      I'll dispense of the block quotes this time.

      First small inventors are not without options. They are encouraged by the system to market and sell (or lease) their rights to larger groups that have the money to defend them and the resources to bring them to market. No matter what system you are for, this will always be the case.

      The cease and desist letters are not end alls. They are routinely ignored. Mostly they are a tool of the law. Firms have an obligation to warn any potential infringers of their infringment as soon as possible to ensure maximum settlement. That average readers think they carry any actual weight is a product of not informing themselves or hiring someone who is more informed to represent them.

      As for Nakamura. He was not working alone is some garage. He was part of a large team of engineers refining LEDs. That he personally was not rewarded is not really a concern for me. Even had he not won the case in Japan, he still would have recieved the cushy professorship and speaking engagements. Bright inventors will always be rewarded for their contributions if they are equally adept at the business side of the transaction.

      The company, on the other hand, had been pursing LED tech for some time before and after Nakamura. They continue to lead in R&D in that field, precisely because of the royalties they have earned because of their earlier research. This was the goal of our forefathers. The system is designed to encourage "good" research and direct resources to those firms that perform good research. Nichia, because of thier success has been aforded the ability to gain further success. By the way, US law is different than Japanese IP Law in that companies cannot file for patents. We actually afford greater protection to people like Nakamura.

      Capitalism relies on the idea of property. You have to materialize any thing of value so it can be traded and protected. This includes inventive concepts. Patents (limited monopolies) are a way of materializing intellectual properties and thus are solely a product of expanding capatalism. Socialist want an equal playing field at all times and the sharing of resources. Pushing all intellectual pursuits into the public realm allows for this but is certainly not capatalistic.

      As for the snipe about lawyers making money for thier work, I certainly hope they do. The more money they make, the better minds we can encourage into that field, and the better our patent system will work.

    6. Re:Wrong by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      First small inventors are not without options. They are encouraged by the system to market and sell (or lease) their rights to larger groups that have the money to defend them and the resources to bring them to market. No matter what system you are for, this will always be the case.

      WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I've never seen someone use strong-arming the weak as an argument FOR something. "Say... nice IP you got there. Hand it over for a token pittance and we won't sue your ass out of existence." Small inventors are ABSOLUTELY without options. There is NO WAY they can stand up to larger companies.

    7. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if there is only one company in any market. Inventors have something of value (a patent) that all of the companies in that industry want. Assuming they have any business sense, they will get fair value for their work, by gathering several bidders. Of course, the percentage of patents that start in the garage and end up being worth anything is small too insignificant. The cost of innovation these days is high and is mostly supported in company labs or research facilities.

      And what exactly would they be suing for anyway? Because the small inventor got a patent?

    8. Re:Wrong by cheesedog · · Score: 1
      First small inventors are not without options. They are encouraged by the system to market and sell (or lease) their rights to larger groups that have the money to defend them and the resources to bring them to market....That average readers think they carry any actual weight is a product of not informing themselves or hiring someone who is more informed to represent them.
      Wow. So what you've basically admitted here is that small inventors get totally screwed by the system. If I'm not a corp, I'm encouraged to sell or license my invention? That's it? You've got to be kidding. If I don't have the money to pursue litigation, why would anyone license from me? Oh, I get it -- I'm supposed to sell to a patent holding company, right? They can pay me a small pittance and then sue the bejeebers out of someone else with their arsenal? I'm supposed to feed my ideas into the patent troll and feel good about it, because they tossed me a bone?

      This doesn't sound anything like "promoting the useful arts and sciences." It sounds like a system hijacked by interests that are consumed with extorting as much money as possible out of corrupt practices.

      As for Nakamura. He was not working alone is some garage. He was part of a large team of engineers refining LEDs.
      Buzz, wrong. Or at least mostly (I'll grant that he wasn't doing this in a garage). He was working alone. The R&D lab at Nichia consisted entirely of Nakamura by the time he embarked on the blue LED research.
      The company, on the other hand, had been pursing LED tech for some time before and after Nakamura.
      Wrong again. Nakamura couldn't get his bosses to let him work on blue LED research -- he had to go straight to the company's chairman and threaten quitting to get the research approved.

      I'm sorry, but you lost credibility long ago. Now you are just making stuff up. Just an observation about people in general: those who have to lie to themselves to justify their own actions often end up creating their own reality around lies. Do you really believe what you are saying? Because it certainly is coming across as less and less believable with every sentence you write.

      Capitalism relies on the idea of property. You have to materialize any thing of value so it can be traded and protected. This includes inventive concepts.
      Patents as an analogy to real, physical property: Yawn. Sorry, it doesn't work. You can call it "intellectual property" all you want, but the truth is, patents share little in common with real property. Lack of scarcity, ease of transferrence, impossibility of theft, absurdity of the term "private intellectual property", etc. In the words of Jefferson:
      If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature, when she made them, like fire, expansible over all space, without lessening their density at any point, and like the air in which we breathe, move, and have our physical being, incapable of confinement or exclusive appropriation. Inventions then cannot, in nature, be a subject of property.
  62. Re: Yes -- searching DB's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In TFA, they mentioned something like 7 million records in 5 years. 7 million records isn't that many when you've got modern hardware working for you. Even considering bad db design, you can still normalize it somewhat. My company consults on worse data (and more of it) fairly routinely and we've developed (tho not patented) some pretty good methods for these types of problems. We even have private sector companies that can't figure it out. This isn't rocket science, why can't we get an answer? Someone kindly get me the db, and i'll have answers for you.

  63. Hmmm by jmenon · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many patents that Anonymous Coward guy has. He's pretty prolific around here.

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  64. Re: Corporate Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    is there a 1-877 help line that I can call to make sure that the corporation is not controling my civil liberties?


    p.s.

    what are these "civil liberties" of which you speak?

  65. LEARN PATENT LAW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you actually know why patent applications are published 18 months after filing? Think about it!

  66. Android patent grant by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    No, you misunderstand. This is a bit of that Matrixy stuff leaking out. The patent wasn't granted by a "real" person, it was inserted into the granted patent list by those in the real "real world". Don't worry, though, those androids will come along and make everything copasetic. The patent will disappear, everything referencing it will disappear, and everyone's memory will be erased except for the few the real "real worlders" decide to get to first.

    Or something like that...

  67. Re:Roses by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Two things come to mind:
    1. In B5 where the emperor washes his hands of G'Kar's blood and sprinkles the bloody water over some flowers.

    2. Sweet violets, covered all over with roses, covered all over from head to toe, covered all over with roses.

  68. oh really.... by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    oh really....

    The PTO recieves quite a few job applications a year. It is a very desireable place to work at due to its benefits, pay and flexible work schedule (if on maxiflex shceudle you can work 80 hours every biweek pretty much any way you want). The vast majority of people do not start as a GS-5 step one. Having a decent GPA, at least a year of work experience, a masters degree and the like result in starting as a gs-5 step 10 or a gs-7-11. Your first promotion is available in 6 months, subsequent promotions are available 1 year from that date. In 4-5 years you make nearly 100k if you start as a gs 5 or 7. There are plenty of bonus's available, and you can work paid overtime and comp time.

    The PTO hase absolutely no problems hiring people at all. In fact next year they are looking to hire about 800-1000 people. The main problem is retention.

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    1. Re:oh really.... by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      IIRC from the recent patent story you are a current examiner. The stuff you point out is fine as far as it goes and shows what attracts many job applicants. The retention problem, as I'm sure you are aware, is the symptom of a seriously dysfunctional work environment not conducive to producing professional work. The pressure for production and not getting zinged by dates (moving oldest new case, 2 month amended, response after final in 2 or was it 3 days?), plus all the Bandaid (TM) procedures (e. g., "second pair of eyes") the increasing amount of work to support a rejection (e. g. "motivation to combine") then the usual roll of the dice when it comes to dealing with your SPE is just not worth it for lots of folks, who bail out early. The Office wants its assembly line humming sending "widgets" out the door, puts ever increasing demands on the examiners but does not invest in more time to do the thorough job needed to avoid going into total irrelevance.

      This won't be fixed by adding some phony bennies or even tweeking the award system (which is so production oriented, not quality);30+ years of this management culture will not be reversed overnight, even if a new Director were chosen with this goal in mind. And even that is not in the cards.

    2. Re:oh really.... by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Yep, thats why I pointed out what attracts people here, asides from people who want some government experience prior to going to law school to persue a career in IP law.

      AF responses are supposed to be mailed back out within 30 days of receipt, so you really only have about 10 days to work on them.

      I won't comment on the work environment or retention issues, but will say, like just about every other job, people would like a longer deadline. There are remedies being discussed, such as limiting IDS's to the references which are pertinant, and reducing the number of claims, but additonal examiners will certainly help.

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  69. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Token rejections, hahaha that must be why I have a 6% allowance rate.

    Also I think you need to be educated on the concept of hindsight (everything looks obvious in hindsight) and the differnces between the standard definition of obvious and the legal one. You can't look at a patent filed in 2001 with your 2005 knowledge, you have to somehow travel back in time interms of thought.

    Further the previous poster had a point, you do need some sort of legal education in order to really understand the claim language. What are the differences between comprising, consisting, and conisting essentially of? When is the premable given patentable weight? When an applicant claims a value of "aproximately 10-25" where does the upper bound of the approximate value end? 26? If so why not 27? Why not then 28 and so forth.

    Lastly, after looking at the same technology again and again for years, one begins to get a pretty good idea of what is well known out there and what is not.

    1. Re:no by cheesedog · · Score: 1
      I think you need to be educated on the concept of hindsight (everything looks obvious in hindsight)
      This is a common refrain from defenders of a broken system. The truth is, many patents are obvious not only in hindsight, but in foresight. Many patents are granted on methods that are already well-known and widely used in practice, but because they don't have corresponding write-ups in literature, the patent database, or other easily accessible resources, they are given monopolies by the patent office.

      Pretending that every granted patent that is non-obvious because patents are only supposed to be granted on non-obvious inventions is circular reasoning, and I don't need a law degree to see through that.

  70. further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    examiners are under no pressure to allow, we get counts towards our quotas for abandonments and when the applicant elects to start the clock over again via a request for continued examination.

    1. Re:further by cheesedog · · Score: 1
      examiners are under no pressure to allow, we get counts towards our quotas for abandonments and when the applicant elects to start the clock over again via a request for continued examination.
      It is called 'regulatory capture', and the USPTO is absolutely a good example of it. You bring in money for granting applications. Token rejections are good because it costs the applicant money to 'start the clock over again.' Eventual granting of the patent is good because it results in continuance fees over the lifetime of the patent. Congress is inclined to make laws that make it easier to grant more patents, because Congress likes to stick their hands in your very well endowed USPTO coffers. The USPTO is a profit center for the government, not a cost center.

      Look, I'm not saying that patent examiners are corrupt. I'm not saying your bosses are corrupt. All I'm saying is that the system encourages favoring the applicant, and the potential rewards for receiving a patent are so great that people will do all sorts of immoral things to obtain them. A system which encourages corruption is corrupt by definition, even if the minor players in that system are trying their darnedest to be honest and forthright.

  71. Perhaps they should... by leabre · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the USPTO should post a slashdot story on the summary and first few claims of the patent, get everyones blood boiling, and then sit back as everyone digs up prior art for them.

    Thanks,
    Leabre