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X-Wing Rocket Launches, Disintegrates

An anonymous reader writes "Remember the 21-foot X-Wing with four rocket engines? It launched yesterday from Plaster City and here's the video showing what many thought inevitable: total destruction in mid-air. From the post: "I can only say two things. The first is: absolutely amazing. And the second: poor Porkins." "

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  1. Build a smaller one that works by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

    That kid really enjoying the destruction is pretty funny.

    For those who'd like to do something similar but on a much smaller scale, Estes has done a number of smaller model rockets based on the Star Wars movies. A couple decent models are R2-D2 and my favorite, Vader's TIE fighter. But I would guess the most appropriate to this discussion would be the X Wing

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    1. Re:Build a smaller one that works by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you want to see something in a similar vein to this launch that is really impressive, check out Top Gear's launch of a shuttle built from a Reliant Robin compact car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3JjUUdjWU

    2. Re:Build a smaller one that works by retiredtwice · · Score: 2, Informative

      The video doesnt seem to be on the site anymore, but it is on youtube. Search "X wing" and sort by date or http://youtube.com/watch?v=ogYrvEEM0Ts

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    3. Re:Build a smaller one that works by BuR4N · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very nice, here is another great launch clip:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmlgN4DRk2Y

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    4. Re:Build a smaller one that works by hipsterdufus · · Score: 1

      26 years ago, I built that Estes X-wing for a 9th grade science class project. (Man, does that make me feel old) It worked much better than this video shows; however, being that it was so much smaller and used smaller rocket motors, it's easy to see why. Even though the Estes X-Wing had two big chutes for recovery, that wasn't enough to keep it from breaking into a few pieces on landing. The people in the class (uhhh, were there girls in my class, I honestly can't remember there being any) were very excited to see it fly. It actually flew quite well.

    5. Re:Build a smaller one that works by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad you posted this clip. I LOVE this challenge from Top Gear... Even more so when watching the entire segment you get a real rush when you see the thing Actually take off, especially if you don't know if it will... sorry to ruin it for those who haven't seen it, but the above post already gave it away :P

      It was brilliant, and is the sole reason I'm buying the Top Gear Challenges DVD... just for this challenge, brilliant

    6. Re:Build a smaller one that works by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      To be honest, they really nailed the launch - I thought it would blow up on the pad. Thank you for that link, I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

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    7. Re:Build a smaller one that works by dwater · · Score: 1

      ...and here's the same guy trying for an horizontal lift off (with [real]video, maybe) :

      http://www.topgear.com/content/features/stories/2007/01/stories/09/1.html

      ...or is he trying to get to Australia by a more direct route?

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    8. Re:Build a smaller one that works by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
      Awesome launch man. Awesome. Lovely separation. Love it.

      Well done to the whole team - awesome chutes.

    9. Re:Build a smaller one that works by thogard · · Score: 1

      Estes has done a number of smaller model rockets based on the Star Wars movies.

      The Estes x-wing I built about 1987 did about what the one in the video did only it got about 25 feet high before
      crashing and burning.

    10. Re:Build a smaller one that works by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      *** SPOILER WARNING ***


      Best line in the video: "How are you going to use that again?!?!?!"
      Doesn't matter how often I see the clip, it's hilarious. The truck backing up for 2 miles ("You're alright... you're alright..."), the fact that the bunker is built in the middle of a minefield - and the mines are semi-detected by a metal detector (only working to a depth of 3 inches).... Classic. Thanks for making my Monday morning.

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  2. a few moments before the launch by ClippySay · · Score: 5, Funny

    / You look like you're trying to pilot an \
    \ X-Wing. May I help you?                 /
           \     ____
            \   / __ \
             \  O|  |O|
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                 |___/

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    1. Re:a few moments before the launch by chris(pinecone) · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that not even a neurotic anthropomorphized paperclip could have made the rocket do worse.

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  3. Yoda says.... by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....Surprised, I am not.

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    1. Re:Yoda says.... by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think any of them actually expected it to get very far before it died. They were launching it straight up, unguided... That means it either disintegrates, or comes back down on top of them... I'd have been praying for the disintegration, personally.

      Still, it 'flew' far enough that it was fun to watch. At least it didn't die 2 feet off the ground, like it could have.

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    2. Re:Yoda says.... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think any of them actually expected it to get very far before it died. They were launching it straight up, unguided... That means it either disintegrates, or comes back down on top of them... I'd have been praying for the disintegration, personally. Then again, they were optimistic enough to install a parachute recovery system...
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    3. Re:Yoda says.... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think they said on their web page it had some sort of control surfaces(es) or something and that according to it's computer models it would fly. That was the my whole issue with it. Them saying a flying model of an X-wing and when you read a little deeper it "flew" in computer simulations. Modeling and simulation is my profession, and I'll be the first to say just because it does well in simulation might not mean anything esp if you models and simulations are messed up.

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    4. Re:Yoda says.... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Modeling and simulation is my profession, and I'll be the first to say just because it does well in simulation might not mean anything esp if you models and simulations are messed up. Indeed, I think the error in their simulation model is glaring and obvious. Doubtless they merely modeled aerodynamic stability and the sim assumed the structure would be perfectly rigid. One look at the construction pics, though, and it's clear that 4 rockets with enough thrust to lift the vehicle were going to twist those flimsy wings right off the body. These guys are model nerds. You'd think that one of them might have enough "intuitive engineering" in 'em to see the error of their approach, but perhaps that's not as common as I've come to expect, coming as I do from a family full of engineers...
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    5. Re:Yoda says.... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Then again, they were optimistic enough to install a parachute recovery system...

      They definitely expected it to survive...come on people, we get enough PR spin from companies about their disasters, do we really need to do it here?

    6. Re:Yoda says.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you're so great. I wish I was as great as you.
      Not. You come across as a complete arsehole.

      Could you provide us a link of the launch of your rocket, please?

    7. Re:Yoda says.... by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think any of them actually expected it to get very far before it died. They were launching it straight up, unguided..

      They should have left the targeting computer on. Dumb Star Wars nuts.

      Obi-Wan's disembodied voice: "Luke! Use the targeting computer! That's what it's there for!"

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    8. Re:Yoda says.... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Wrong tool they used during assembly they did. Metric hydrospanner they used. Imperial hydrospanner they should have used.

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    9. Re:Yoda says.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I think they said on their web page it had some sort of control surfaces(es) or something and that according to it's computer models it would fly. That was the my whole issue with it. Them saying a flying model of an X-wing and when you read a little deeper it "flew" in computer simulations. Modeling and simulation is my profession, and I'll be the first to say just because it does well in simulation might not mean anything esp if you models and simulations are messed up. Yeah, especially when you're talking about variable geometry wings. This X-Wing's s-foils were designed to move into attack position in flight. That simply cannot be healthy. I'm no expert but it looked like the whole thing came apart due to aerodynamic forces, kind of like how the Challenger tore apart after the o-ring failure.
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    10. Re:Yoda says.... by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Eh, Computational Flow Dynamics is not easy. A friend mumbles to themselves a lot. Fluent is useful but some of the stuff they're doing with water craft defy it as the budget for any external computing power breaks their budget. And Fluent has some limitations but I'm not fluent in Fluent.;)

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    11. Re:Yoda says.... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Three man-rated parachutes at that

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    12. Re:Yoda says.... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      the strength doesn't scale well, a painted cardboard that's a cm or two in diameter 6 inches long is a pretty strong airframe, a piece of birch plywood 3/8 th thich, rolled into a tube 12 inches in diameter and 21 feet long is a pretty weak airframe. Still if they hadn't made the elevons moveable they'd had a good chance of a successful flight, the spreaders and longerons looked appropriate, with a plywood skin the strength would have came up a bunch.

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    13. Re:Yoda says.... by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      The impression I got from the last /. article was that they hoped to that it would fly long enough to open the wings, but figured that it would not survive long, but just in case it did, they added 3 parachutes.

    14. Re:Yoda says.... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How's that go?

      "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there always is."

      I thought of this quote when I read the first story on how it "flew" in simulation. The real world can throw an infinite state machine at you, have you modeled it completely?

    15. Re:Yoda says.... by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right... As if Yoda would EVER recommend anything Imperial !?!

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    16. Re:Yoda says.... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Hide my endorsement check I must. Yes.

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  4. Yeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh! by onosson · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our X-wing-rocket-flying... oh, never mind.

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    1. Re:Yeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh! by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      I think you meant: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa -- *BOOM!*

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  5. A shame, but it happens. by nincehelser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But shreds are not uncommon in high power rocketry.

    I'm sure they'll learn from the failure and build another one until they get it right.

    That's pretty much the whole point of the hobby. If you don't have the occasional spectacular failure, you're probably not innovating enough.

    1. Re:A shame, but it happens. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      If you don't have the occasional spectacular failure, you're probably not innovating enough.

      Or motivated enough. I'm sure the Emperor could find new ways to motivate them though.

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    2. Re:A shame, but it happens. by taniwha · · Score: 1
      so true (at least in my experience :-) - wasn't really a true shred in the "I didn't mean to go mach and the fins fell off" sense - looked to me more like it wouldn't fly straight (who's surprised?) and once it started to turn the dynamic loading on the wings were too much and it fell apart ....

      I wonder where the CP/CG were ....

    3. Re:A shame, but it happens. by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I flew a rocket, but given how the thing took off I wonder if they didn't have trouble getting all the engines to burn the same. Multi engine rockets are really difficult to fly. Getting all the motors to ignite 0at the same time and burn with the same force is very tricky.

  6. She'll hold together by kalpol · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on baby....aw hell.

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    1. Re:She'll hold together by jwisser · · Score: 1

      I can hold it! I can hold it!

    2. Re:She'll hold together by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Now if only they didn't fly with their inertial dampers on full, then they would have known to pull up more.

      Damnit, I think I need to kick the crap out of myself for that one.

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    3. Re:She'll hold together by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stay on target!

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    4. Re:She'll hold together by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I can't see it!

    5. Re:She'll hold together by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Stay on target! That was the Y-Wings, you dufus!
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  7. x-wing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w00t! im in ur death star, pwning ur x-wing!

  8. I'm not surprised by VegeBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've often been amazed how bad the aerodynamics of Science Fiction are. The X wing is a pretty good example, with those huge laser weapons on the ends of the wings that guarantee flutter problems in the wings. I also find it hilarious that the leading edges of the wings are flat. Then there's the silliness of having 4 engines instead of two. The whole problem is instead of being practical, science fiction spacecraft are just there to look cool. If the rebels can't figure out a few obvious improvements like these then they deserve to be crushed like a bug by the Emperor.

    1. Re:I'm not surprised by teslar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've often been amazed how bad the aerodynamics of Science Fiction are. The X wing is a pretty good example, with those huge laser weapons on the ends of the wings that guarantee flutter problems in the wings. I also find it hilarious that the leading edges of the wings are flat.
      I would have thought that, for obvious reasons, aerodynamics are not a big issue when designing a spacecraft...
    2. Re:I'm not surprised by wjhoffman1983 · · Score: 1

      Considering the X-Wing is a space faring vehicle, I'm not so sure aerodynamics is overly important. Besides, the story takes place long long ago, before they had wind tunnels and the like.

    3. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course usually spaceships dont really need to worry about aerodynamics and could be shaped like Doughboy ala Austin Powers, but X-Wings where used in Atmosphere so ill allow that one

    4. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the X-wing could land in atmosphere, so you'd think it would need aerodynamic considerations for that. But so can the Millenium Falcon so maybe it isn't necessary.

    5. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a space ship care about aerodynamics?

    6. Re:I'm not surprised by badasscat · · Score: 1

      I've often been amazed how bad the aerodynamics of Science Fiction are. The X wing is a pretty good example, with those huge laser weapons on the ends of the wings that guarantee flutter problems in the wings.

      What, you mean kinda like this?

      Having huge weapons hanging anywhere off the wing doesn't "guarantee" any problem with aerodynamics. (Before you argue that the other missiles and fuel pods somehow dampen the vibration, the F-16 can fly with sidewinders alone. In fact, you can mount a heavier AIM-120 AMRAAM to the wing edge mounts if you want, like this).

      The only real problem I can see with the X-Wing's laser weapons from an aerodynamic standpoint is the reflectors on the tip - and it wouldn't really be a big deal to just stow those somehow when flying through an atmosphere (though I don't remember if that was ever modeled in any of the Star Wars movies. I doubt it).

      The overall wing design is a bigger problem, though it's more the overall profile than the leading edge that's the issue. An X-Wing's wings themselves seem to be flat, and peppered with all sorts of bumps and indentations; there's nothing to generate lift, and plenty to generate drag. I guess this is compensated a bit by the fact that the thing is supposed to be powered by rocket engines, not jets - I'm not convinced it's even supposed to be able to "fly" in the traditional sense. It might just sort of push itself through the air at high speeds when flying atmospherically, with the "wings" providing some amount of support and stability in flight but not actually generating much (or any) lift.

      I'm not really a Star Wars geek so I don't know how the X-Wing is really supposed to fly, but I just wanted to point out that there's nothing necessarily about either of the two issues you raised that would preclude it.

    7. Re:I'm not surprised by ahaning · · Score: 1

      Why would a space ship care about aerodynamics?

      I thought the same thing, but consider how important aerodynamics are to the Space Shuttle.

      Any ship that will need to descend to a place filled with air to drop off its passengers will need to be fairly aerodynamic. Or what about close-to-the-ground fighting on a planet with some atmosphere.

      If it's going to look aerodynamic, it'd better be aerodynamic.

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    8. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the X-Wing is a space faring vehicle, I'm not so sure aerodynamics is overly important.
      Dude, that's just the problem. Even right there in the very first movie you have X-Wings taking off from the Rebel base to fight the Death Star, and that Rebel base is on a moon with Earth-like gravity and an atmosphere that humans can breathe. If they can't fly in atmosphere, how the hell do they get from surface to space?
    9. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... the X-wing was from a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Have you seens stuff from just earlier this century? Hella not sleek. I'd say the rebels were doing ok...

    10. Re:I'm not surprised by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, but consider how important aerodynamics are to the Space Shuttle. The space shuttle is all about the transition from ground to orbit. That's the entirety of its capability, and it does so only by the slimmest of margins (in the "spacecraft" sense). X-Wing fighters and the like are hyperspace capable deep-space fleet defense craft. Trans-atmospheric flight is a minor trifle encountered at the beginning and end of the mission, and only when based on a planet.

      Any ship that will need to descend to a place filled with air to drop off its passengers will need to be fairly aerodynamic. Unless it has the advantage of things like energy shields, repulsor lifts, and inertial dampeners. If the needs of friction reduction, G-force reduction, and aerodynamic lift are taken care of by "black boxes" inside the vehicle, you can make it any shape you like.

      Or what about close-to-the-ground fighting on a planet with some atmosphere. As you may recall from EP5 aka SW:ESB, ground support/close air support was done with small, aerodynamic flying machines called "snow speeders". This is because X-Wing fighters et al are strictly spacecraft with trans-atmospheric capability.

      If it's going to look aerodynamic, it'd better be aerodynamic. Errr.... why? The "aerodynamic look" is as valid a form of artistic design as any other. Look at some of the consumer goods from the 1950's and 60's. Lots of smooth lines, all very "space age" looking, but I seriously doubt those sleek brushed aluminum toasters would far well in a wind tunnel.
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    11. Re:I'm not surprised by djw · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that, for obvious reasons, aerodynamics are not a big issue when designing a spacecraft... On the contrary. Any random interstellar particle you do hit is going to have a momentum proportional to the product of your relative velocity (probably huge) and the cosine of the angle of incidence. Hit a dust speck straight on at, say, 1/3 C and you'll probably tear your hull apart. So by having an aerodynamic profile you minimize that cosine.
    12. Re:I'm not surprised by ductonius · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is fantasy with machines.

    13. Re:I'm not surprised by caseih · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure but wind tunnel tests of the NCC-1701 refitted Enterprise show that it has remarkable in-air properties, despite it never have been designed to fly through an atmosphere.

    14. Re:I'm not surprised by jbreckman · · Score: 1

      you know... star wars isn't real...

    15. Re:I'm not surprised by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 0

      it doesnt have to be airodynamic, there is no air in space (but landing on a planet would be impossible)

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    16. Re:I'm not surprised by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      the NCC-1701 refitted Enterprise I'm guessing you mean the NCC-1701-A?
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    17. Re:I'm not surprised by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      If the rebels can't figure out a few obvious improvements like these then they deserve to be crushed like a bug by the Emperor. Those who live in glass houses should not be throwing stones -- and the same goes for those standing in super-star destroyer control towers, which might as well be glass houses.
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    18. Re:I'm not surprised by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Which leads us to another point - why have wings at all? We see all kinds of ships landing in atmospheres in Star Wars without them, so what purpose do they server in OR out of an atmosphere?

    19. Re:I'm not surprised by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Nope. The -A didn't come around until Star Trek IV.

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    20. Re:I'm not surprised by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Heat rejection. Also, looking really cool. Not necessarily in that order.

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    21. Re:I'm not surprised by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Makes no difference the particle deflectors protect the ship from both micro-particles and gas atoms; that's why these don't burn-up on reentry from compression heating!

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    22. Re:I'm not surprised by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      you know... star wars isn't real... (blink)..... (blink)..... I don't know what you mean.

      Seriously, yeah, you're right; but it does have some internal consistency that parallels our own reality. And I wasn't the one who brought up the space shuttle!
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    23. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell you don't know your aircraft history then...how bout the F-4 Phantom II, proof positive that if you apply enough power you can make a brick fly?

    24. Re:I'm not surprised by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a lot of mistakes other than simple aero dyanamic ones. Take the Laser weapons on the wings. Each gun is located on the farthest extremity of the ship. That's going to make aiming them a bit difficult if, and from observation this seems to be the case, you're method of aiming is to align the X-wing up with it's target and not through some turret system on the laser.

      And the Tie fighter... Who's big idea was it to stick those really large vision blockers on both sides of the ship? Not that it matters, because the cockpit is only designed to look straight forward. At least the X-wing gets that right. Oh, and they're bullseyes. If you're going to stick a bullseye that big on the side of ship, at least let the ship have some sort of reduced functionality without them. Instead of say, spinning wildly out of control and exploding unnecessarily. I know tie fighters are supposed to be cheap vehicles, but a slight bit of change could make them last just a while longer.

    25. Re:I'm not surprised by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Heat rejection. Also, looking really cool. Not necessarily in that order. Besides, what the hell are you going to do when your squad leader says "Lock S-Foils in Attack Position" if you haven't got any S-Foils?
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    26. Re:I'm not surprised by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      huh, I always thought that line was "Luck Ass Falls in Attack Position". Yours makes more sense (although I still dont know what an S foil is)

    27. Re:I'm not surprised by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      huh, I always thought that line was "Luck Ass Falls in Attack Position". Yours makes more sense (although I still dont know what an S foil is) It's actually just a euphemism for "ass", so your interpretation works, too...
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    28. Re:I'm not surprised by amb1978 · · Score: 1

      Aerodynamics has no use in open space

  9. Darth Vader Quote... by no_pets · · Score: 4, Funny

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  10. Too bad they weren't engineers by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Informative

    As much as I loved the idea, these people were not engineers or this would never have happened. For all the jokes about "rocket science," reliable rocket design isn't that hard. The forces from the engine are known from the manufacturer, the aerodynamic forces are relatively easy to estimate, checking stability is simple (basic childhood rocketry books tell you how), the forces inside the structure aren't that hard to work out, and the material strengths can be looked up or discovered with a few tests. The point is that engineering lets one design something that just works. Sure, if one really wants to push the envelope on performance (e.g., the highest performance engines on the lightest possible structures), then it becomes necessary to do some testing, but by the time a full-scale model is done, the chances of success should be fairly high (and the risk of failure known).

    With a bit of thought, pencil, paper, and a calculator (or slide rule) these folks could have built an X-Wing that really flew well again and again. But perhaps that wasn't their goal. Sometimes the goal is just to watch stuff blow up.

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    1. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. I'm sure their were some engineers in there. Some pretty well healed ones at that that earned their money with their skills.

      You've obviously never built a high-power rocket. You've obviously never seen the vidoes of both early and recent "professional" rocket failures.

      It's called rocket science for a reason, and it's clear why you're not one of them.

    2. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

      Common sense ... isn't

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    3. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, I slapped my head on my forehead when I heard they were using giant solid aluminum rods instead of tubes. nice video, though.

    4. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude. I'm sure their were some engineers in there. Some pretty well healed ones at that that earned their money with their skills.


      Only the ones that actually tried sitting in the cockpits. Real nerds know that you test things you are not absolutely certain will work with something/someone you don't mind breaking, e.g., jocks.
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    5. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think it depends to a great degree on how far you're pushing the envelope.

      The early rocket experiments didn't have general guildlines to go from - and so they discovered problem after problem by experiment.

      They also didn't have parts with known specifications - they were building their own engines which were often sources of problems.

      An amateurer rocket designer today can buy off the shelf parts - and know exactly what their tolerances are. If their engines are certified to produce x N of force +/- y% then you can simply design for that. If they have a 99.99% reliability rate you don't need to worry about them just blowing up.

      To me this whole thing sounded more like an exercise in amusement than trying to actually get a rocket off the ground. Nothing wrong with that - but it is hardly big news when the thing disintegrates in mid-air...

    6. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      With a bit of thought, pencil, paper, and a calculator (or slide rule) these folks could have built an X-Wing that really flew well again and again.


      Bzzzzzt. Wrong, but thank you for playing.

      Show the engine configuration to a real engineer and s/he will say: "that can't be done." Unless the engines ignite and burn PERFECTLY (which the engineer knows they won't) the thing is going to tear itself apart.

      OK. Switch to liquid fuel (so that the amount thrust from each engine can be dynamically adjusted) and swiveling nozzles (so that the direction of thrust from each engine can be dynamically adjusted) and it might work, but that would cost millions, and we would have to strap a huge orange tank to the XWing's belly (and it will tale a couple of solid boosters to get THAT off the ground (and we would have issues with chunks of foam breaking off and destroying the XWing)).

      A real engineer wouldn't make it work. S/he would tell you that the design is all wrong.

      (Yeah, I read Heinlein too, but his engineers, like the rest of his characters, were fictional.)

    7. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "the aerodynamic forces are relatively easy to estimate"

      On a vehicle like the X-wing...which no one's ever done aerodynamic tests on...which has reverse facing wings...and pylons sticking out from them...and is shaped like a rocket with huge wings attached.

      If you can estimate those forces easily and come up with it's coefficient of drag then I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

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    8. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As much as I loved the idea, these people were not engineers or this would never have happened. Yeah, that much was obvious, I thought, from the pics linked from the original article. The thing was simply a scale model with rocket engines tacked on. The first thing I thought when I saw the build pics was "baltic birch and aluminum rods? It's going to fall apart." Just an eyeball reckoning of the stress vectors between the body and engine attachment points reveals a half dozen points of guaranteed failure. I think it's funny that they even bothered to put a parachute system in it.
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    9. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      What he said.
      I don't think the design is "impossible", but it certainly can't be done with wood. At the least, the base frame and engine attachments should have been welded metal of some type, and the engines much larger to compensate for the weight.
      It still wouldn't fly straight, but it wouldn't disintegrate 10 feet off the ground.

    10. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by 644bd346996 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To get a good first approximation of the aerodynamic characteristics of the X-wing, all you need to do is import the design into X-Plane. It's been done with other research designs, and that's probably all it would have taken to show that it would fall apart.

    11. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the goal is just to watch stuff blow up.

      Erm that was Plan B. Yeah, we planned it all along. Hey, isn't that Britney checking into rehab?

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    12. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey you've got it all figured out, man. I look forward to seeing your 1/2 scale Tie-Fighter go up next year.

    13. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by smicker · · Score: 1

      And had you spoken up earlier the pilot would be alive now.

    14. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee. Many aircraft are made of wood.

      Engines? These aren't engines, they're motors.

      Welded metal of some type? Ever hear about those things called composites?

      So what large (g+) rocket have you successfully built and flown?

    15. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by nincehelser · · Score: 1

      >An amateurer rocket designer today can buy off the shelf parts - and know exactly what their tolerances are.

      These aren't off-the-shelf parts. There are some M motors in commercial production, but motors in this class are often custom built. (usually because the commercial motors are very expensive and sometimes difficult to obtain)

      Many of the parts aren't even intended for rocketry use, so you often don't know what the tolerances are. If you do, they're usually written for some other industry in mind.

      Anyone poo-pooing this attempt as being simple needs to get off their duff and earn their L3 certification.

    16. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As a former shuttle rocket scientist, I'll have you know that pilots and astronauts are more than just jocks. In fact, half of my ASE class went on to become Air Force, Navy and Marine pilots.

      I've also had occasion to train shuttle pilots and mission specialists over the years. When they were working with my teams' systems, they were serious and socking away the nuances of the system. Much respect for those folks.

      OTOH, you'd never see me getting into the space shuttle for a launch. That thing is a death trap, if only due to the complexity and interdependence of 6M parts heading in the same general direction.

      Two words for the X-Wing guys ... "dynamic pressure." Look it up.

    17. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I concur. Who would spend that kind of time and money, without doing the math to figure the stress loads on those connection points?

    18. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by couloir · · Score: 1

      "These people were not engineers or this would never have happened."

      Engineers never have anything blow up or go wrong...

      http://www.ov-10bronco.net/users/merlin/Flight/kaboom.htm
      http://www.aero.org/publications/crosslink/winter2004/02.html

    19. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Hatta · · Score: 1

      They were building an x-wing, not an internet.

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    20. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You don't really have to model the whole system at once to see that it would fall apart... Just model the big flimsy cantilevered wing with the giant weapons pod hanging off of the end, and I think you could probably stop there! :)

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    21. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I guess that means you've never seen a commercially manufactured missile designed by competenat professoinal engineers have a booster failure and have it try to run along the ground and up your ass on the sustainer motor with a warhead full of high-explosives.

      Sometimes shit just happens.

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    22. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by budgenator · · Score: 1

      You know that people do build 3/4 scale models of P51 mustangs, use small block chevy engines for power and fly in them and some these planes are made of wood. The Hughes H4 the largest flying boat ever built, and has the largest wingspan and height of any aircraft in history spruce goose was made of wood. You need to think of wood as a composite material of complex sacaarides polymer fibers bound by ligin resins like glass or carbon fibers bound by polyester or epoxy resins. Don't disrespect wood in the hands of a master it's a capable engineering material, just stay within its boundries, which are much broader than you imagine.

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    23. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      This is true, but none of them were made of balsa wood, and none of them were trying to maintain the simultaneous trajectory of 4 disparate rocket engines. For that matter I can't think of a single jet engine powered wooden aircraft.

    24. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least two jets were made of wood -the Heinkel He 162 (mostly). Of course, the engine itself was metal. The De Havilland Vampire was made of wood (plywood) as well, and was much more successful than the Heinkel design, with 4,400 manufactured. On the other hand, it had only one jet engine, and was probably carefully designed to take into account the forces acting on it. I suspect the 4 rocket engines thing was probably the biggest problem in this case, and getting them to go whoosh at the same time and with the same thrust.

    25. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It looks like aerodynamic stresses got it, rather than the stress from the rocket thrust. You can see as the angle of attack increases on the wings (as the ... well I don't want to call it an 'aircraft') vehicle's nose starts to point significantly away from the direction of travel, one of the wings fail, leading to an increasing rate of pitch...which tears the other wings off.

    26. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > For that matter I can't think of a single jet engine
      > powered wooden aircraft.

      For rocket-powered plywood craft, refer to the Soviet
      Berezniak-Isaev BI-1 or German Bachem Ba 349 interceptors.

    27. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by budgenator · · Score: 1
      The vehicle in question was made from Baltic Birch plywood, a commonly available aviation grade plywood still

      Balsa wood is used to make very light, stiff structures in model bridge tests and for the construction of light wooden aeroplanes, most famously the World War II de Havilland Mosquito. It also is used in the floorpan of the Chevrolet Corvette Z06 sandwiched between two sheets of carbon fibre. Balsa

      It would seem that if a styrofoam wrapped with fiberglass is strong enough for a jet, and balsa aircraft was strong enough to be used in a jet that balsa wrapped in fiberglass would be way strong enough.
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    28. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      Slapping your head on your forhead... that's quite an achievement by anyone's standards!

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    29. Re:Too bad they weren't engineers by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected about the wooden jets(I wasn't sure, just hadn't heard of any), but I still reckon that wood is an inappropriate material for something with the configuration of an x-wing(4 jets which have to be held in a certain configuration), particularly when they're launching it in a non aerodynamic manner.

  11. two items from video by drDugan · · Score: 3, Funny

    the kids wearing blue in the forground is clearly rooting for it to crash, you see his left arm raise victorious before the crowd goes ohhhhhh, and he continues to cheer as pieces fall.

    and, if you listen carefully at the very end of the video, the announcer proclaims, "shit" over the loudspeaker

    hilarious.

    1. Re:two items from video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      profanity in the presence of minor is hilarious.

    2. Re:two items from video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      profanity in the presence of minor is hilarious.

      Fuck yeah! It is.

    3. Re:two items from video by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

      profanity in the presence of minor is hilarious.


      If he had said "Jesus Christ" it would have been profane. In this case we have common place vulgarity, from the Latin vulgris, of the common people, which leads us to the humor of the situation:

      What is hilarious is an adult acting in the way everybody is commonly known to act, but from which children are enjoined.

      On the other hand, one might observe that the word "profane" often refers in sociological contexts to those matters which are of an ordinary, day to day nature, as opposed to the sacred which is outside the realm of ordinary experience. Therefore one may learn the profane through observation, but the sacred is primarily learned through other people.

      Thus, that the stars exceed Man's grasp is a profane fact; that Man should reach them is a sacred opinion, which is the moral of today's ironic shaggy dog post.

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    4. Re:two items from video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Christ, you need to get laid. Shit.

    5. Re:two items from video by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Do you ever wonder if all the great discoveries that spurred the progress of humanity were done by people who weren't getting laid?

      I mean, obviously the ones that were were busy having sex.

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    6. Re:two items from video by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bravo. Profane and vulgar. I bet you thought I wouldn't notice.

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    7. Re:two items from video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stick, meet ass.

    8. Re:two items from video by sskang · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of comment that ensures I will never be able to entirely give up reading comments on slashdot.

    9. Re:two items from video by tgv · · Score: 1

      Amen to that!

    10. Re:two items from video by notnAP · · Score: 1
      Christ, you need to get laid. Shit.

      I think the GP already covered this...

      GP: Thus, that the stars exceed Man's grasp is a profane fact; that Man should reach them is a sacred opinion,

    11. Re:two items from video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tóg do chroísa. Tar trí na stoirmeacha.

      Take your hearts. Come through the storms???

      Níl foical gaeilge agam!

    12. Re:two items from video by Xentor · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny + True

      (And posting because I missed funny and hit overrated, and this cancels it)

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  12. I had one when I was a kid by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    I had a little ~18" x-wing solid fuel rocket. Flew pretty nice, too.

    1. Re:I had one when I was a kid by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 1

      Me too. I still have mine. It's a bit beat up but repairable. Good ol' Estes. Not the most practical design but it looks cool. I think I still have the Star Trek Enterprise rocket too. (Pack rat? Who, me?)

  13. Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How often do these large ships often re-enter many different atmospheres with little to no problem?

    Hell, they even landed a city (Atlantis) from a non-orbit.

    Whatever. I suppose with enough shields and inertia dampeners you can do almost anything.

    1. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No Shields Needed, with enough inertial dampeners and repulser-lifts you can do anything. Remember, in an atmosphere the X-Wing functioned less like a plane and more like a helicopter with big engines on the back thanks to it's repulser-lifts, the thing could VTOL.

      As for Atlantis, it's also pretty much a helicopter.

      90% of spacecraft in fiction than enter atmospheres work like helicopters once there, not planes.

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    2. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      And 90% of the remainder spacecraft work like meteors, not aircraft.

      The first one that comes to minde for me is that scene at the end of "Galaxy Quest" where the kid has roman candles to guide the vessel down. Maybe that's first to mind because Sigourney Weaver stepped out of it with a near complete 'wardrobe malfunction'. ;^)

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    3. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell, they even landed a city (Atlantis) from a non-orbit.

      Whatever. I suppose with enough shields and inertia dampeners you can do almost anything.


      No Kidding.

      The stuff they did with Boston after mounting it on that guitar-shaped spaceframe are really impressive.

      Reentry capability after interstellar flight was a necessity, while hovering on pressor beams simplified the search for a suitable landing area. The asteroid clearing capabilities made manouvering in planetary ring systems possible and the debris shielding was impressive. Needed a little boost to get out of the atmosphere, though.

      The early prototypes weren't as sleek but worked pretty well, too.

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    4. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      How does one mod a post with "Nerd"?

    5. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 1

      That was truly impressive, sir. I do believe you may have too much time on your hands, however.

      Kudos, though. Kudos, indeed.

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    6. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought that was automatically done once you posted on /. :P.

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    7. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Another good example is in the Bible, in the Book of Ezekiel, where he describes Jehovah descending to the earth. It reads very much like some kind of ship with VTOL capability, like a helicopter.

      The question here is whether this is purely fiction, or a real description written by someone who's never seen a flying machine before and thinks it's a god.

    8. Re:Spacecraft becomes Aircraft. by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      And, as much as we might like to, let's not forget "Star Trek: Generations", with the saucer section crash landing.

  14. That was lame. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That was lame. Even if it hadn't disintegrated early, it was on an arc that would have hit the ground in about five seconds.

    Now if they'd built it as a large R/C model aircraft, it would have been cool. That's been done in a 24 inch wingspan model, so it's possible to fly that shape.

    1. Re:That was lame. by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I didn't think it was lame. It took off all right, which is a pretty big feat for a hobby project of this size. It was probably the closest thing of an X-wing lift off I could witness during my lifetime. I don't think the kids were rooting for its destruction either. Just looking at the lift off would have been awesome. Of course, the thing tearing apart was a nice desert, if a bit dangerous. Looking at the rocket power left, it would not have flown much further anyway.

  15. model rocketry by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    anyone who's ever built those x-wing rocket models would know this was going to happen- it is the reason they were launched last. simply because at least one of them broke apart and nearly killed someone on the ground.

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    1. Re:model rocketry by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 1

      Mine missed hitting a brand new car by 4 inches :)

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    2. Re:model rocketry by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      a schoolmate of mine had one that made a nice arc over the school and actually hit a new car- someone needs a new window. it was kind of interesting to watch one of mine [3-stage] do a perfect arc toward a construction site half a mile away... I bet they had a cool story to tell.

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  16. Yes, it's terrible when fiction is fictional. by Glytch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The overall design of the x-wing serves one purpose: to look cool in a movie. Don't overanalyze. Accept it for what it is.

    1. Re:Yes, it's terrible when fiction is fictional. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever said "whooosh" to you, or described you as perhaps a square?

  17. Re:Maybe I missed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hi,
    had the same prob.
    Just activate JavaScript and you will be able to see the video.

  18. It did very well. by burni · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Keeping in mind it was only build from mostly wood and some aluminium, I must say it's interesting that the booster rockets haven't ripped it apart through the start, so from my point
    of view I consider the construction itself as usable for further designs.

    I think I can also come up with a possible solution why the construction collapsed.
    The thrusters aren't to be blamed for this.

    It's the  X-shaped twin wing, which is the problem in here, with the increasing velocity the wind forces between the twin wings pushed them into opposite directions, resulting in an alteration of the flightvector as you can see in the video, and when it collapsed,
    the wings acted like long arms which applied huge torque onto the vessels body,
    and so breaking it apart.

    1. Re:It did very well. by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with you, and also I'm impressed that they were able to get the rockets to light off in sync. Just from watching the Mythbusters try to launch multi-rocket projectiles you can see how hard it is for amateurs to do that sort of thing. I hope they build another.

      Another thought occurred to me as well--that this was an expected outcome right from the start.

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    2. Re:It did very well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the X-shaped twin wing

      Isn't this why X-Wings have their S-Foils locked into launch and flight mode as a non X shape?

      If I remember correctly, don't they "lock S-Foils into attack position" when going into battle? I always figured the reason for splitting the wings was to keep the laser cannons from fusing together by the heat they generated. If they attempted to put four laser cannons on the thing, the only way to do it would be with some separation of the cannons.

      Why don't they try again with a Z-95 Headhunter? It is the same design as a non-attack position X-Wing except it only has two lasers.

    3. Re:It did very well. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Keeping in mind it was only build from mostly wood and some aluminium, I must say it's interesting that the booster rockets haven't ripped it apart through the start, so from my point
      of view I consider the construction itself as usable for further designs.

      The structure failed, so no - it's not useable for future designs. Not without significant redesign anyhow.
       
       

      I think I can also come up with a possible solution why the construction collapsed. The thrusters aren't to be blamed for this.
       
      It's the X-shaped twin wing, which is the problem in here, with the increasing velocity the wind forces between the twin wings pushed them into opposite directions, resulting in an alteration of the flightvector as you can see in the video, and when it collapsed, the wings acted like long arms which applied huge torque onto the vessels body, and so breaking it apart.

      I've tried to parse this multiple times, and I simply cannot get it make sense. Now, I am not an aerodynamics expert by any means, but the 'pushed in opposite directions' effect you describe is something that simply can't happen AFAICT. Unless there is a serious asymmetry between the wings, or a fairly stiff breeze blowing - the effects of the wings are symmetrical. Nor was it traveling fast enough for serious aerodynamic effects to build up - it began yawing almost as soon as it began moving.
       
      Now, I am something of a rocket scientist, and watching the video it appears pretty clear they had a serious asymmetry of some sort in the rocket units. (It could have been thrust, ignition timing, or physical misalignment.[1]) The effect of even the slightest asymmetry would have been multiplied by the (fairly large by rocketry standards) lever arm between the rocket units and the centerline of the craft.
       
      [1] Giving the team the benefit of the doubt and assuming there wasn't a significant physical asymmetry between the wings or a bad CG/CP. They'd have to be really incompetent to manage that.
    4. Re:It did very well. by oliderid · · Score: 1

      I am not an aerodynamics expert too. But when you look at some of the pictures they have posted concerning the structure (wood mainly). Wing fixing points look pretty weak IMHO. It shouldn't be a surprise that under such a high stress/vibrations they will break.

      Anyway thanks to those who have experimented it, it was really fun to watch :-).

  19. Well... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wedge wasn't doing any good down there anyway.

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  20. Please... by mecenday · · Score: 2, Funny

    I implore you... please don't put these people in charge of Gundam.

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    1. Re:Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      forced meme is foooooooorced

  21. Ha-ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Brings back memories. by VTMarik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How long will it be until someone edits in some TIEs and shoots down the X-wing rather than it just disintegrating?

  23. Plaster City? by tumutbound · · Score: 1

    What I find amazing is that there's really a place called Plaster City.

    1. Re:Plaster City? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plaster City is the home of one of the largest drywall manufacturers in the country and is in the middle of the desert. I worked for the El Centro, CA Bureau of Land Management last year. The BLM manages pretty much everything in that area.

  24. it seems most people are missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've spent any time at all in this hobby each launch is a gamble - from the rocket exploding, to the parachute not deploying, to just plain loosing sight of the rocket and not finding it on it's return.

    That was *very* cool and I'm sure the creators knew a catastrophic failure was a possible outcome.

  25. Those Alliance budget cuts. by Yonsen · · Score: 0

    Looking at the construction photos...
    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/star-wars/rocketpowered-21foot-long-xwing-model-actually-flies-updated-new-pics-show-it-even-has-builtin-r2d2-305976.php ... the engines were not really mounted with much reinforcement. That could be a big part in the blunder :/

    R.I.P. Porkins

  26. Re:Maybe I missed it... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look harder. Fireballs can be pretty hard to spot sometimes.

  27. Wanted: New R2 unit by Volante3192 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Preferably one that can lock down stabilizer units when asked to.

    Send inquiries to L. Skywalker, Endor National Hospital.

    1. Re:Wanted: New R2 unit by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      How is this not modded +5 yet?

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  28. The chute worked... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Funny

    come on guys, focus on the positive... the chute worked, pity there was nothing left to save...

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  29. imperfect engine burns are OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the multiple engines adds challenge, but it's not insurmountable.

    A multiple engine rocket can fly without breaking up in the same way that an multi-engine airplane can survive an engine shutdown. The engines don't need to be perfect. Instead, the designer only needs to ensure that the center of pressure is far enough aft of the center of gravity to compensate for any expected asymmetry in thrust. Sure, if one engine is stronger than the rest or one engine fails to ignite, the rocket will fly in a long curving loop (whose radius can be estimated by the design engineer before launch), but it does not mean it will tear itself apart (unless the engineer failed to do their job).

    A real engineer would make the 4-engine X-wing configuration work.

  30. Not bad... by sdhoigt · · Score: 1

    It actually flew rather gracefully for a good... er... second.

  31. Incomplete! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The video was incomplete. Obviously they cut the frames where the X-Wing was hit by a Tie Fighter's laser beams!

  32. Lucas used force to crush it by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I can find no other explanation for the disintegration of the X-Wing other than the following. Lucas sensed a disturbance in "The Force". This disturbance is caused by Trademark infringement. When he sensed the disturbance, he crushed the Rebel alliance that dared to go against "The Force". .... suddenly I feel something strange grasping my neck..... Session Terminated.......

  33. Huh... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who is unable to view the video? I know that it is not blocked... have they removed it?

    1. Re:Huh... by kayditty · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, you're not the only one (someone else in this story's comments had the same problem), but you're in a minority. Try the raw FLV: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video/xwing_launch_gawker.flv

    2. Re:Huh... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Ah! Thanks a lot.

    3. Re:Huh... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My problem was I couldn't see the link anywhere. Thanks! (Is there another link I should try?)

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    4. Re:Huh... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was the same with me... I tried looking into the source code of the post but couldn't find it... may be I should have looked over the comments section :)

      PS: Someone modded me "overrated" even though I had no moderation (except the karma bonus). Gotta love the moderators :D

    5. Re:Huh... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've gotten that too... frankly I don't think "overrated" should override your default score. Oh well! I yak enough here that it all evens out.

      And now to find something that will *play* TFLink...!!

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    6. Re:Huh... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      The FLV link worked, did you try that? (look for the other reply i have got). You can play it in mplayer.

  34. Can't... resist... by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

    "Stay on target. Stay on target."

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    1. Re:Can't... resist... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      "Stay on target. Stay on target." Lines spoken by the pilots of Gold Squadron, who were flying Y-Wings...
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  35. Obligatory misquote by Megane · · Score: 1

    "This is not the rocket design you were looking for. Move along, nothing to see here."

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  36. If this is indicative of engineering standards by trickyrickb · · Score: 0

    across the Empire, im not suprised the Death Star blew up, twice!

  37. Silly question by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Fun to laugh and all, but it I'm wondering if the pilot is alright. Seems his chute didn't open up all the way, he break anything?

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    1. Re:Silly question by Chas · · Score: 1

      If you read the original article on it, what was launched was a roughly half-sized model. It had enough cockpit space for a small kid, that's about it.

      It was launched unmanned.

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    2. Re:Silly question by hosecoat · · Score: 1

      "It had enough cockpit space for a small kid, that's about it."

      the small kid was miraculously unharmed.

  38. Gratuitous... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    They came from... Behind! *BOOM*

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  39. I know what they did wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They used too much force!

    *ducks and runs*

  40. Re:Linus is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GNOME people get usability right, Linus does not.

  41. Lucky ... by Assassin+bug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for the crowd that the oversized trash can went up!

  42. To shreds, you say? by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, how's his wife holding out?

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    1. Re:To shreds, you say? by Neuticle · · Score: 2, Funny

      To shreds you say?
      Oh dear.

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  43. Voices Crying Out by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    I wasn't there to see it but somehow I sensed (via video) a great disturbance as if many voices suddenly cried out.

  44. Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by skiddie · · Score: 1

    Brilliant vid. Thanks. It was kind of poignant to see Richard Hammond while the other presenter (the one I don't like) was saying "All of our big projects end in failure" or something to that effect.

    1. Re:Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      It's amazing what they did on a (relatively) shoestring TV show budget, using a freakin' CAR as the launch vehicle. Achieved a perfect launch, and only failed when the booster failed to separate. I would really have liked to see how the Robin would have glided (probably not very well).

    2. Re:Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by luther349 · · Score: 0

      have to admit they did launch it without it blowing up on the pad and it did fly. if the booer sepreted it might have acully worked.

    3. Re:Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by peragrin · · Score: 1

      well look at it this way, the space shuttle gets a slightly greater than a 1:1 glide ratio, which isn't much more than a controlled free fall. The shuttle has two things going for it really high altitude and a long, long way down.

      how much worse would a car do minus the heat shield of course?

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    4. Re:Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by hb253 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was doomed from the beginning. They used Lucas (Prince of Darkness) electical parts.

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    5. Re:Top Gear Reliant Robin Rocket by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's misleading. During the overall profile of the flight, the Shuttle averages about 1:1. The last 10k or 15k feet, the Shuttle glides quite well.

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  45. Oh shit... by Chas · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's probably what Porkins REALLY said...before Lucas edited the dialog to make it more kid-friendly.

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  46. More apropos sound... by MsGeek · · Score: 1
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  47. And somewhere the X-prize contest organizers by joeflies · · Score: 1

    are now breathing a sigh of relief. Honestly, I think that this rocket is a sign of success - it flew a lot longer (probably a full 10 seconds longer) than even the most optimistic person would have thought.

    1. Re:And somewhere the X-prize contest organizers by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

      ... a full 10 seconds longer

      Dude, you need a faster computer, or something. It took about three seconds from ignition to disintegration.

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    2. Re:And somewhere the X-prize contest organizers by zitch · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was expecting it to fall apart about 7 seconds before launch?

  48. Direct link to video? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    I must be stupid or something, but I can't find the video. Maybe I have too many flash blockers and script blockers installed...

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    1. Re:Direct link to video? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Well, one of either will stop the video from playing :)

  49. Any Mirrors? by ewhac · · Score: 1
    Anyone got a link to a page with this video that doesn't require me to enable JavaScripting from nine different third-party hosts?

    No, I'm not kidding -- nine external hosts. Who let that happen? Have they caught him yet?

    Schwab

  50. Rockets are inherently unstable without feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All rockets are inherently unstable without a feedback control system to move the unstable open loop poles into the left half of the s-plane. This is also true of airplanes. Providing stabilizing feedback was the most important contribution of the Wright brothers, as people had pretty much figured out how to provide the other two necessities of successful flight, lift and thrust.

    It is clear from the video that this rocket fell apart because it was unstable. I suppose that it is pretty easy to strap some engines onto a structure, but to make the engines steerable and to provide sensors and a stabilizing control is much harder.

  51. In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    aerodynamics are not a big issue when designing a spacecraft... Man, I'm really tired of seeing that comment modded up: http://www.dvdactive.com/images/editorial/screenshot/2004/10/launch_copy1.jpg

    We see X-wings in atmo in the movies, but for some reason people feel compelled to ignore that and say "it's a spaceship, aerodynamics don't count" and others see this and instead of modding it down for being obviously wrong or ignoring it, they mod that crap up.

    You guys call yourselves nerds? Dorks, maybe, but nerds would know x-wings can land and take off in atmospheres.
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    1. Re:In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Did this person not see the original Star Wars, where they take off from a freaking hangar??????

    2. Re:In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by clem · · Score: 1

      Well, so can the Millennium Falcon, and that's not exactly the sexiest aerodynamic craft. Presumably some Sci-Fi plot device is keeping these things in flight and in one piece.

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    3. Re:In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Well, so can the Millennium Falcon, and that's not exactly the sexiest aerodynamic craft.
      Heathen! The Millenium Falcon is the sexiest spacecraft in the Star Wars universe. Bar none.
    4. Re:In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by sconeu · · Score: 1
      I quote:

      What a piece of junk!
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    5. Re:In every, damn, thread about an Xwing by Kankraka · · Score: 1

      Hey! She'll make point five past light speed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts..

  52. Direct Link to Video... by appleguru · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just captured the flash video for those of you who don't like flash/java:

    http://g.appleguru.org/x_wing_flight.mov

    (5.7MB, H.264, AAC, .mov)

  53. 3-4 seconds of rocket burn? by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

    It looked like it lasted maybe 3 seconds in the air, no "deploying of X-wings" going to happen that way. What I was surprised about is that the rocket motors seemed to die just about the time the ship did. For a solid fuel motor I'd have expected them to burn until they were consumed. If they only had 3-4 second burn times that ship didn't look like it was in for a flight much longer than it did. The only difference might be that it landed in pieces rather than landing whole and breaking up on impact.

    1. Re:3-4 seconds of rocket burn? by What+the+Frag · · Score: 1

      I think the fuel burned out about 1-2 seconds after the body disintegrated. I counted the total burn time as about 5 seconds.

      It seems to me that the solid fuel engines are only 4 small pipes mounted to the end of the wings, it doesn't seem they are part of the wing itself.

      > The only difference might be that it landed in pieces rather than landing whole and breaking up on impact.
      Yes, I suppose there was too much force on the wings (which are not that aerodynamic) after the rocket rolled to the right causing the parts to break up.

  54. X-Wing vs.Tie Fighter by KamuZ · · Score: 1

    Come on guys, where is the link of the edited video with a Tie Fighter shooting down the X-Wing? :)

  55. Re:Rockets are inherently unstable without feedbac by Racemaniac · · Score: 1

    i'm thinking the same. it seemed to be going well at the start, but then it started to drift a bit, and as soon as the wing surface wasn't nicely aligned with the movement, it quickly fell apart. if they had some good stabilizing, i think it would have made a fair chance to complete the flight. ofcourse, i know nothing about aircraft design, etc... but from what i saw, that's what happened, as soon as it didn't face straight up anymore, it got torn apart.

  56. Taboo and words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm - I'll rephrase: "Fucking Christ, these two things made me laugh!"

    Frankly, I am God Damn Sick of you Fucking opinionated traditionalist Assholes who Bitch about special, emotion-laden words that a small subset has decided are taboo and "inappropriate" to use. Keep your Shitty opinions to yourself and your Cock-Sucking, toe-tapping bathroom partners. Don't try and Guilt people for not accepting your judgemental BullShit.

    We have so many taboos in our (Western) society it is frightening. You, mister AC would be much better off worried about the killing and the raping and the extortion and torture and genocide and bombings and suicides and censorship, and isolation and intimidation that all really happen, today, on this planet. All those things that are in fact intrinsically vulgar and horrible, but have nice neat, socially-acceptable, non-taboo words that are appropriate to use in public and in front of the virgin ears of the children. If people stopped lying and hiding reality (like bad words) so much from our children they might learn to live with more openness, compassion, and honesty.

    1. Re:Taboo and words by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Your excessive use of bold text offends me. Please, be more considerate.

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    2. Re:Taboo and words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, I apologize. for the excessive bold - a true mistake. For the want of a single slash, the kingdom was lost.

  57. bummer by skylinkdave · · Score: 1

    Andy has relatively favorable record with "extreme" projects. One of his more memorable recent flights was this full-stack shuttle with r/c recovery of the orbiter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRl37aI1yk

  58. Re:Rockets are inherently unstable without feedbac by nincehelser · · Score: 1

    Uncounted numbers of rockets over many centuries have flown without any sort of feedback control system. If the CG is sufficiently forward of the CP, there you go. No feedback control system necessary.

  59. Good Point, re: interstellar crap by cmholm · · Score: 1

    Hit a dust speck straight on at, say, 1/3 C and you'll probably tear your hull apart.

    This takes me back to the original "Waterworld" novelette (Analog, March, 1994, Lee Goodloe & Jerry Oltion), where a speck of dust goes through an interstellar colony ship like a small nuke, taking most of the volatiles with it. The remaining crew finds a melted iceball orbiting a gas giant, and drops a carbon/diamond straw to suck up some juice.

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  60. clearer vid of the launch by gregs7726 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was there to see it take off too. I also took video, might be a little clearer in this vid: http://view.break.com/378238 Greg

    1. Re:clearer vid of the launch by swb · · Score: 1

      Great video, much better than the BS on the listed site.

      Why not youtube, though?

    2. Re:clearer vid of the launch by OmniGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seems pretty clear from your (excellent quality) video that one of the wings (near left side from camera POV) bent outward, forcing the bird to arc toward the camera and ripping the rest of it apart.

      It appears that had the airframe survived, the rocket motors would have boosted it to a respectable altitude, based on how far it got.

      I'm shocked to see people standing so close to the launch point that they had to run from the falling debris; this bespeaks an insane lack of safety-consciousness by the operators (especially given their expressed doubts as to its surviving the launch.) They're fortunate no one was maimed.

      With a much stronger wing-root design, they would probably have had a successful flight. The RC model sailplane design approach of a foam wing core, fiberglass cloth skin, and carbon-fiber wing spars might be used to good effect in such a design (lighter weight, more rigid wing). Having the rocket motors on the swings DOES add stress to that region, but that shouldn't be a show-stopper; the stress from drag on the wing (and from any flutter instability) is the major design issue there.

      Neat project, for all its problems. I wonder if they'll try again?

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  61. Pod Racer flashback by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    It's oddly reminicent of one of the Pod Racers's machine in Episode 1 where the two engines break away from the pilot's section and zip off in different directions. So really they perfectly emulated a part of Star Wars, only the wrong part.

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  62. in case you're wondering by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    which script set you need to enable to see this, from the dozen-plus that hit your NOSCRIPT, it's gawker.

    People, please quit with the 8 million scripts running on your site.

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  63. And you thought that was bad.. by TheHawke · · Score: 2

    14 ft tall scaled UP model of an Estes FAT BOY rocket. This one did a fine job throughout it's performance envelope, but someone misjudged the wind, so it landed on top of a van, thusly tearing a nice hole in the roof.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4d8J7N5Sts
    Now when did you get a chance to come home and wifey asks you how was your drive, you can say "oh, had a rocket hit my van"?

    And another one, a Goblin went rogue when it's motor mount tore loose. nice curlicues.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqtNhcODfCk&mode=related&search=Polecat%20Goblin%20rocket

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  64. Eject! Eject! Eject! by Lomara · · Score: 1

    I thought this was somewhat relevent...
    Originally posted at rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc back in Feb '98
    Author: Eric Bycer

    "Eject!" came the voice of the comm system.
          "I can hold it," Porkins exclaimed. An instant later he dropped his cheesesteak. "Damn it," he muttered. "How the hell can they expect me to fly an X-wing in combat, AND eat my between meals snack at the same time? Oh, man, there's cheese all over the controls..."
          A light started flashing. "What? Geez, I wish I had paid attention when people were teaching me how to fly. OK. Red light, flashing. Hmm. What could that mean? Let me pull out the manual." Porkins removed a paper from his neck (he had been using it as a bib), and turned it over.
          "So there's where I put my manual. OK. Let's see here. Red flashing light. Red flashing light. Ah, here it is. 'Red flashing light means imminent explosion.' Oh, man! No time for a hot dog!"
          Sealing up his spacesuit...well, trying to seal up his spacesuit...
          "Shouldn't have had that last chocolate-chicken pot pie. Come on, Porkins suck it in. Almost there...almost there... Good. Sealed up. Now to eject. Where the heck is the eject button?
          "What? They put the eject button under my cinnabon maker? How inconsiderate of them. I mean, how often does a pilot eject? Versus, how often does a pilot feel the need for a nice cinnabon. Mmmmm. Cinnabon.
          "Damn, now I've got drool all over the inside of my helmet! OK, move the cinnabon maker out of the way and hit the eject button."
          Porkins hits the eject button, and the canopy goes flying away. The seat starts to eject, but just moves a little bit. "Hey! What the hell is wrong with this damn thing! I told them *not* to get an American X-Wing. I wanted a Japanese X-wing, or at least a Volkswagon! OK, don't panic. Think about survival, and getting back to base, where they will reward with two tons of candy. Yes, think about the candy..."
          In his strange state of meditation, Porkins taps into the Force and ejects himself into space. Floating above the Death Star, he pulls out a plate of pasta. "Been almost two minutes since I ate. Now *that's willpower!"
          "Guys, we're going in and we're going in full throttle! That oughtta keep those fighters off our tails!"
          "Damn farmboy. He's so thin he could probably pack in a whole side of beef into his X-wing. Lucky sonovabitch..."
          "YEE HAW! You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
          "GOD DAMN IT! That bastard made me spill my Coke all over the place. Why the hell did he have to yell like that? Now what am I going to drink while eating my frozen yogurt and waiting to be picked up?
          "Wait...if he has a clear shot...and I'm floating here...and he hits the target...what will happen...when the Death Star explodes?!?"

    Eric Bycer
        "Oh, my souffle!"

  65. who was thinking of the children by doyen2000 · · Score: 1

    All of that work and they could not even bother do their finite element modeling to check if the structure was sound or upto the stresses that were going to be generated by the rockets.

    It reminds me of a show I once saw on tv of this guy wanting to jump a river with a rocket car. All of that work to get the sponsorship and he could not even bother check that:
    - the ramp was smooth enough.
    - the wind was coming from the right direction.. the car was blown back to the same bank where the ramp was.
    - the wings attached to the car were actually going to stand the drag and lift of the car.
    A.

  66. Eject, Buckaroo! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    EJECT! EJECT!

    Oh, wait. Wrong geenky genre film.

    Never mind.

    Carry on.

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    1. Re:Eject, Buckaroo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This business will get out of control...it will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

  67. Prescient by SageMusings · · Score: 1

    I saw a story about this earlier and said to myself "This thing is going to tear itself a part."

    It was kind of sad to see someone's hard efforts go to pieces but very much expected. I only hope a lot of money was not invested in this.

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  68. Almost there... by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

    Almost there....

  69. better materials by trondotcom · · Score: 0

    Next time they can use better materials.

  70. Mmmmm... X-Wing, porkins..... by druuna · · Score: 1

    If pigs could fly......

  71. Fun Stuff by Scotland+Tom · · Score: 1

    It was pretty cool until it fell apart.

  72. I was there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The desert launch location was very Tatoine-like (with the second sun hidden, of course). There was a bit of wind blowing off and on throughout the day, but there was never any doubt that the X-Wing launch was going to happen.

    I was part of the group recruited to transfer the X-Wing from its trailer to its launch stand. The wings had to be removed to transfer the X-Wing across the launch field because the wind was gusting too strong. The launcher was given an approximate 3 degree tilt North, into the wind, to reduce launch stresses and to help ensure the craft wouldn't go toward the crowds.

    It didn't work out that way. One close observer missed being crushed by the descending debris only by a few feet. There was a major FUBAR regarding proper clearing of the launch area. The RSO (Range Safety Officer) dropped the ball big time on that one (IMHO), though the ultimate responsibility resides with the NAR and/or Tripoli certified rocketry expert performing or supervising the button push. I'm not sure who that person was, though a likely assumption is that the button was pushed by the primary builder, Andy Woerner, of Polecat Aerospace.

    About the X-Wing itself: Placing big motors on any rocket separated by more than a few inches is an inherently high-risk configuration. The 4 large motors on the X-Wing were about 2-3 feet apart. Even a slight start delay between the motors would have placed immense tortional stresses on the airframe. I suspect the airframe received a significant smack at ignition that seriously weakened it.

    The wings were retained only by 4 bolts that looked to be less than half an inch in diameter. The bolt holes did not appear to have any special reinforcement: Everything was clearly optimized for weight. This was a one-shot flight. The craft was never intended to survive this one flight.

    Notice in the video that the X-Wing arced toward the camera, downwind, when the intent was to send it upwind or vertical. Despite the wings being at the base of the craft, the large body ensured even a slight wind would push the assembly downwind. Which is why the launch occurred at the extreme far end of the launch area. Even a downwind trajectory was allowed for, though I wish the downwind range had been properly cleared.

    Next, notice the relatively short burn duration, and the low airspeed at the end of the burn. Even with an ideal trajectory and a perfect burn, that X-Wing wasn't going to be rising very high.

    Immediately after the landing, the engine casings, electronics, and parachute equipment were recovered from the broken craft. The rest was piled in the center of the launch area and set ablaze as the sun set. The funeral pyre was accompanied by Star Wars music playing over the PA.

    Well, most of the debris was in the pyre. The campsite next to mine had a laser canon barrel sticking out of the sand. It looked like it a Bantha had had walked all over it.

    Just prior to the X-Wing launch, a 1/4-scale Y-Wing was launched. It had a premature parachute deployment that removed the entire nose section. The remainder of the Y-Wing miraculously stabilized itself, then descended gracefully to a sliding belly-flop into the sand.

    Soon after the X-Wing, a full-scale R2D2 was launched. It soared about 10 feet up, hten flopped onto its side and, motors blazing, drove itself into the sand. It probably heard about the Banthas and wanted to hide.

    All these flights illustrate the nature of wildly experimental high-power "entertainment" rocketry:
    1. One flight is all you get, and maybe not even that.
    2. Don't even expect to find all the pieces afterwards.
    3. Only the first one or two seconds count. That's because the disintegration you know is occurring simply hasn't become visible yet.

    If you wanted to see some "real" experimental amateur rocketry, you should have seen the rocket designed, built and launched by my 12 year old nephew: It was 9 feet tall, 3" in diameter, and powered by a cluster of 4 "E" engines. He n

    1. Re:I was there... by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

      "The desert launch location was very Tatoine-like (with the second sun hidden, of course)."

      I hope it was very Tatooine-like... the sail barge scenes were filmed not too far from Plaster City.

      From imdb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/trivia):
      "Jabba's sail barge was filmed in Yuma, Arizona. The film crew had problems avoiding the 35,000 dune buggy enthusiasts in the area. To preserve secrecy, the producers claimed to be making a horror film called "Blue Harvest" with the tagline "Horror beyond imagination", and even had caps and t-shirts made up for the crew. A chain-link fence and a 24-hour security service could not prevent die-hard fans from entering the set and sneaking some photographs."

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  73. I love model rockets with EnerJets! by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of my teenage years with model rockets.
    I've seen some "EnerJet disasters" before, and this one was
    up there the best of them. At least the 'chutes worked!

  74. Critique by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    It looks like they have enough thrust; that's sometimes hard to guage, without a CAD-style development program. If you'll look close, either the thrust is uneven, or the center of balance was off.

    I'd like to see it again with changes:

    1. Strengthen it length-wise. That's where the structure collapsed.

    2. Replace the SRBs with ducted-fans

    3. Either use a custom-built Linux system for guidance, or at least a decent R/C system.

        Their design, other than the structural weakness looks reasonably flyable; even more than I thought it would. But the SRBs can be a cruel mistress; they don't shut off or throttle down no matter what.

        If they could rebuild with ducted fans, a decent R/C system could use the mixing magic of these systems to actually steer it by way of the fans. For up, decrease the uppers, increase the lowers- you get the idea.

        I doubt it'd be _landable_ but that's what the parachutes were for, in the first place.

        These guys put a lot of work into this; a little more and a company could be crankin' them out for the entire world of Slashdotters out there.

        Good start, guys!

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    1. Re:Critique by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      The design had one simple fatal flaw. Due to the weight and size, wood does not withstand the forces at launch or in flight. The acceleration was way over the stress limit for wood. This needs to built with aluminum and composites to work at all.

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    2. Re:Critique by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

      Well, sure; the structural parts I mentioned...though I've seen a mahogany glider attempt the speed record of over 100 mph; the Halifax was an enormous bomber made almost completely of British wood, carrying several thousand pounds of bombs and a crew of 7-8; wood can do some impressive things.

      But the bigger problem, and what probably pushed the stress levels was the way it was starting to spiral. SRBs offer little control (without controlled fins or whatnot).

      Ya know what I'd *love* to see? An radio controlled Firefly! There's a lot of math in getting and controlling the downward trust to keep it aloft...

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  75. Testing by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    If by estimate you'll allow testing, a wind tunnel works quite nicely. You can even do it yourself quite cheaply.

    Put your model (or full scale X-wing) on top of a truck or van. Secure it with force gages (spring scales if you have a way of seeing them). Drive on down the road. You can now measure forces and drag. Even measure at various speeds if you don't think it's going to be linear. Yes, you are limited in speed and you have effects from the vehicle, but results can still be surprisingly good for such a silly test method.

    Alternately, you can mount your model with force gages and wait for a really strong wind.

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  76. The rebels are f*cked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rebels are f*cked!

  77. Re:I'm not surprised - S-Foils were not locked dow by DarthTeufel · · Score: 1

    Well.. to be technical.... For atmospheric flight, the S-foils are supposed to be in the locked position.

  78. Yes, actually. The cat does "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "Hmmmm...maybe those wings were designed to look cool, but aren't actually very aerodynamic."

    "Ya. I'm sure we'll have better luck with the Tie fighters."

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