Redundant? It was posted at the exact same time as the one above it. Oh well, I knew it was a stupid as hell predictable joke but I posted it anyway. I confess. I do that sometimes.
If it makes you feel better, I recently read 'The Man Who Knew Too Much', a book about Turing, and the author of that book gives Rejewski and his team props...
They seem to be focusing on groups that seem scary but in actuality are unlikely to harm Mr. or Mrs. Escalade or Jimmy lunch box. I think this is the group where they put all the lame cops, kind of like bands put the lame guy on bass.
The place I last worked, a lot of people telecommuted, but it was a telecom, so I guess it would have looked bad saying 'the telephone's no good for communication! you have to be here!'
Back in the 90's, their FUD portrayed the Unix command line interface as a trip to ye olde Renaissance Faire, yet now they have that hip new Monad Command line interface for Windows users to look forward to.
I suck at games, too. They take forever to play.
Redundant? It was posted at the exact same time as the one above it. Oh well, I knew it was a stupid as hell predictable joke but I posted it anyway. I confess. I do that sometimes.
If it makes you feel better, I recently read 'The Man Who Knew Too Much', a book about Turing, and the author of that book gives Rejewski and his team props...
Take off every 'zig.
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They seem to be focusing on groups that seem scary but in actuality are unlikely to harm Mr. or Mrs. Escalade or Jimmy lunch box. I think this is the group where they put all the lame cops, kind of like bands put the lame guy on bass.
the Gangs that use Sharepoint to keep track of who has which corner.
Nice try, you need to shoe-horn 'activist judge' in there somewhere and you're hired.
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Director of Programming, Fox News
Yes. Let's all talk to Zoidberg!
Thank God one of the 5 people that watched Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show passed this on to those of us who read Slashdot.
That would be funnier if you wrote 4 more verses. Funnier in an ironic, David Brent kind of way.
We have free towels in our locker room!
The fact that parent is modded 'Insightful' rather than 'Funny' proves conclusively that the moderation here is worse than nothing.
OH SNAP!
More savvy programmers have started referring to crashes as 'security-necessitated shutdowns'.
The place I last worked, a lot of people telecommuted, but it was a telecom, so I guess it would have looked bad saying 'the telephone's no good for communication! you have to be here!'
The smell of Mountain Dew and BO alone will overcome the terrorists.
Rated PG-13 because of 58008
And if security can't work as a team, who escorts them from the building? Sometimes those guys carry guns!
Back in the 90's, their FUD portrayed the Unix command line interface as a trip to ye olde Renaissance Faire, yet now they have that hip new Monad Command line interface for Windows users to look forward to.
I thought SE was the rough part of DC? What do I know, I've been away for years...
That's like getting an Art Award from the guy who paints the sad clowns in cheap motel rooms.
no doubt son, I tried readin da usenet newsgroups wit dat setup back in the day, it was painful.
Did you mean Eric Rudolph I am guessing?
It's game over for all of us, man.