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  1. Re:tracking device? on Britain to log all vehicle movement · · Score: 1

    well, good luck logging my car - it's filthy.

  2. Re:I wonder on Rock Face of Kilauea Volcano Collapses · · Score: 1
    The federal government. It's all generally a part of Volcanoes National Park.

    obligatory dubya gags:

    1) George Bush congratulates the rocks on achieving freedom from the oppressive socialism of the cliff.

    2) George Bush declares war on the volcano - "violent destruction of this nature will not be permitted on American soil".

  3. Re:Suggestion... on Toxic Moondust Bounces Like A Cannonball · · Score: 1
    this affliction might be the same as the commonly-recognised (i.e. non-technical e.g. not from organic chemistry) longest word in English - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    (if there are volcanoes on the moon, maybe.)

    i, for one, welcome our new linguistic overlords.

  4. Re:Bats on Wireless Sensor Networks for Killing Mosquitoes · · Score: 4, Funny
    yeah but then what do we do with the .... aw screw it, i'll just use an obligatory simpsons quote:

    QUIMBY: For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

    Skinner talks to Lisa.

    SKINNER: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

    LISA: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

    SKINNER: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

    LISA: But aren't the snakes even worse?

    SKINNER: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

    LISA: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    SKINNER: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    The family head back to the car.

  5. Re:Fighting malaria on Wireless Sensor Networks for Killing Mosquitoes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    at the moment, the best defence against malaria in [south] africa seems to be revisiting DDT.

  6. Re:World plug ever on Geeky Gifts for New Dads, The Goodfather · · Score: 1
    this must be the worst plug this website has ever seen

    agreed - so much so, though, i can't quite believe that isn't an elaborate bluff by the editors to slash-effect offline the site of original story, it being so obviously junk.

  7. Re:Age shows on GIMP's 10th Anniversary Splash Contest · · Score: 1
    GIMP can imho just plain rot in hell and stay in the earlier 80s as a tool as the developers seem to be prioritizing.

    dude, it's free. don't like the development status? lend a hand.

  8. Re:What is this? A tabloid? on Xbox 360 Very Unstable · · Score: 1
    At work we get large quantities of hard drives from various manufacturers and out of every batch we usually get 1 or 2 that just will not spin up, or have other errors prohibiting their use.

    me too - with regular PC hardware. clustering together off-the-shelf PCs (from e.g. compaq, HP, also random-company builds in the UK), ie buying them from the maker/reseller/whatever with 'the same spec' and expecting the whole bunch to work the same. 100 or so PCs delivered at a time - about 5 separate cluster builds have revealed about a 1 in 50 failure rate. HDs, boards, memory, whatever.

    none of the vendors seem too surprised - they fess up replacements straight under warranty.

  9. Accuracy on Faster DNA Testing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    anyone got thoughts on likely accuracy? false negs/pos's? speed vs quality? TFA looks too much like an advert to give out this sort of information. (it also uses 'leverage' as a verb.)

  10. Re:What I don't get on Cellphone Songs Overpriced? · · Score: 1
    agreed. i do this on my sony walkman phone - hardly a big deal (unless it's $sys$'ing me without me knowing ;P).

    BUT - i have 100 or so songs on there - which i would have had to pay $250 to download, apparently ... yeah right. that's more than the handset cost me.

  11. Re:$4.5 billion on Hubble Replacement on Slow Track · · Score: 1, Funny

    what about switching development to texas, and then making sony pay for it as some sort of community-service thing? if it didn't work, they could even $sys$ it in the desert somewhere.

  12. Re:not how it works. on How To Write Unmaintainable Code · · Score: 1
    What does that actually mean?

    convergence criteria, choice of modelling levels, error/accuracy tolerance, that sort of thing.

  13. Re:not how it works. on How To Write Unmaintainable Code · · Score: 1
    companies just limp along with the deficiencies

    from a scientific computing coder's point of view, watching industry's response to changes in their vendors' offerings, i've even seen companies change the nature of their core scientific 'truths' after a particular functionality tweak or slowdown means that otherwise they wouldn't be able to get out of the office at 5.00pm on a friday.

  14. Re:Or just write it in perl on How To Write Unmaintainable Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    what about putting a couple of $sys$'s in there somewhere

  15. Re:This Is Good News... on Blizzard Sued for Death of Gamer · · Score: 1

    wait til they get started on the smoking. although that probably wouldn't be frivolous.

  16. Re:Is it even Amazon's property? on Jack Thompson vs Amazon? · · Score: 1
  17. How... on Laser Etching a Laptop · · Score: 1

    the best way to etch any apple is of course to throw some dirt at it

  18. another obligatory simpsons link on BART Outfitted With Wireless · · Score: 1
  19. Re:What would be good... on Music Industry Backlash Against Sony Rootkit · · Score: 1
    Music downloads are for people who don't fully *appreciate* music and treat it as something to have on in the background while they work or workout

    personally i would agree, but surely the point is the particular personal mechanism by which anyone chooses to indulge their appreciation. i choose to prefer CDs simply because downloads involve too much interaction with my computer which reminds me of being at work. CDs are colourful, they sit on my nice shelves, i can use them in my non-computer hi-fi with lots of knobs useful directly to my musical experience, etc etc. (incidentally, perhaps this makes a hi-fi simply a computer (it has transistors too...) with an infinitely customised user interface.)

    however others may feel that their musical experience is not clipped by continual interaction with a computer, in which case all power to them.

  20. Re:Not bad overall... on Space.com's Top 10 Space Movies of All Time · · Score: 1
    surely before we formulate such lists comparing oranges with tuesdays (as might happen similarly if for example one made a list of the best movies showing a picture of a car), we might lay down some basic classifications:

    - space movies about actual space. in which case, apollo13 has to be top of the list de facto since it actually happened (give or take).

    - space movies about the human fantasy of what we might like space to be like. in which case star wars would probably be top due to its popularity - most humans seem to be most interested in this version of fantasy.

    - space movies about the transcendent nature of space as a concept. 2001 comes top.

    - space movies that are simply good movies that happen to be set in space. don't know which one would come top here.