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White House Must Answer Petition To 'Build Death Star'
EdIII writes "The White House petition to secure funding for building the Death Star has garnered over 25,000 signatures, which means the White House must officially respond. I can't wait to see it. My question to Slashdot readers: what modifications would you add to the proposed Death Star? Obviously, as one journalist put it, 'guardrails around any of the facility's seemingly endless number of bridges, spans, shafts and pits.' What other changes would you ask your representatives to make?"
No more shafts leading directly to the core, please.
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Clearly, we should make sure there is adequate shielding around all thermal exhaust ports. They may only be 1.5m wide, but you never know when some womp-rat bulls-eyeing farm kid in a snub fighter will show up.
is why we have the Electoral College.
They don't actually *have* to respond, just because there are the required number of signatures. They've ignored many of these petitions, most recently those petitions regarding state secession following the November elections.
so people finally realize that all the space fantasies they grew up with are simply not possible
People do realize that, idiot, it's just that most people aren't autistic like you and don't take this kind of thing seriously.
...it is ADA compliant.
We already have one. Where did you think all the money went?
-Obama
Some metal grating over the thermal exhaust ports would probably be a pretty cheap add to the project budget.
I think I speak for everybody when I say I don't want any Wookies or Ewoks anywhere near my Death Star!
It just helps the White House trivialize other petitions. We are fast becoming a nation of idiots, who don't value our rights. There are so many good petitions and then we have this. Should it even be on Slashdot? It should get a curt, "No Comment" from the White House. 25,000 idiots.
Access shafts smaller than 2 meters No straight runs on access shafts that are for core ventilation Tractor Beam generator disables requiring multi-person authorization Cameras on the prison levels Better training of security staff A 5 fold increase in garbage compactor speed and no main airlock opening until the garbage has been vented into space. Defense turrets around the power core Decentralized power generators
"Come back from out space"
What other changes would you ask your representatives to make?
Lots of Princess Leia look-alikes dressed by Jabba the Hutt, of course.
Sure, they have elevators, but given the size, moving walkways would be nice.
I would recommend some sort of shielding around the main reactor ventilation shaft. Wouldn't want a stray torpedo destroying the entire thing.
OPEN THE DAMN Blast doors..... and take out the trash.
Make it easier to shut down the garbage disposal units. Particularly on the detention level.
"What, our Debt Star isn't enough? Don't try to out-greed us, peasants."
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Following the logic of many of today's politicians... It would be the end of our recession! Everyone would be employed!
Ouch. I hurt my sarcasm bone.
A drone.
Just now while gun-control heads to the front of topic of conversation, we wanna talk death-star? What universe am I in?
... and maybe more star while we're at it. Really, the previous death stars haven't caused enough of either.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
n/t
Jokes going to be on you, and probably the people who thought they were kidding by making this request, if the white house pulls out a real death star made from nanorobotics and AGI they developed in secret. While it can be argued this stuff is far off, it really can't be argued that it's impossible. Short version of nanorobotics is this: You make one nanobot (atomically precise robot the size of a blood cell with manipulator arms for moving atoms), it can then make a second, those two can make four, those four can make eight and so on. Being a million times smaller than human scale machines, they would move a million times faster, so you'd end up with trillions or more in a day, more than enough. Nanobots could make vast structures of atomic precision, controlled by massive amounts of nanocomputer based AI. Building a death star would be as easy as ordering a happy meal. Along with things like eternal life spans (heat death, big crunch, etc. permitting), no diseases, no aging, omnipresent crime prevention, etc. I doubt anyone would actually build a death star if they could, except to say 'gee, look at this cool thing I built' but certainly not impossible.
"...I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease." - Linus Torvalds
It will be a big moon size money pit!
Gotta put safety kill-switches on the inside that don't actually get compacted or pressed by the compactors itself or any of the trash. Something that requires intervention by a human who accidentally finds himself trapped inside during compaction-time.
Those X-Wings weren't flying very fast and the targeting couldn't hit them with lasers! Lasers travel at the speed of light and you couldn't hit a target moving less than the speed of light? Definitely gov't contractors that built the targeting system.
While you're at it, some ID requirement and checkpoints into vital area like the shield and tractor beam controls. Maybe put at guard or an alarm whenever some vital system like the shield is disabled.
And DirecTV for UFC fights. When your entire company of troops gets distracted by a light saber fight, they're just saying they need better entertainment. A firing range would help the troops relax and maybe just maybe help them hit targets with their laser rifle.
on the tractor beam controls.
No gravity is gonna make it difficult for all the light-saber battles to take place.
We need the ability to take control if the vessel is somehow taken over by terrorists. Or at least disable it.
How about an override switch?
Right. People like Stephen Hawking and Elon Musk. They're just dummies that haven't thought about it enough, or maybe they're just not good with numbers or technology. Why would we even consider the possibility of leaving this rock if we can't manage more than a year or so off-planet right now? Obviously you're right, it's impossible, and everyone else is wrong.
Or just maybe petitioning for a Death Star has absolutely nothing to do with seriously considering the possibility of living somewhere other than earth, and it might be possible. If you listen to some people much smarter than you or me, possibly even in our lifetime.
Beyond that, why so angry about people having dreams of space? Take a deep breath.
Indeed, this seriously needs to stop. Before you know it, some idiot is going to sail west believing that his ship will land in India.
QuantumApostrophe, is that you?
I think Disney should (t least partially) fund such a project ;-)
They have no credibility when it comes to these petitions:
White House Pulls Down TSA Petition
...into a housemaid-shaped robot known as "Mega Maid" with a giant atmosphere-sucking vacuum cleaner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VptOUWC-Itc
I know the holodeck is from Star Trek but hey, if we are going to do this right, a holodeck is necessary.
I've always said English was my second language. Had Romeo and Juliet been written in C, I might have understood it.
People want better shielding around the thermal vents?
And better security around the tractor beam power couplings?
And cameras in the detention block?
But if you had all those things then Luke, Han, and Obiwan wouldn't be able to save Princess Leia.
What are you thinking?
the only possible future for the human race is in space.
Ok then. What possible future for the human race is there.
There is a short one for sure. Stay here until life can no longer be supported on this planet. After that it is either be many places of extinction.
Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
What else can happen when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object?
Do you have any idea the tons of additional weight guard rails would add to ship of that size? Even the death ray has to be in an unshielded corridor to save weight and cost. Look, when you do the math you can't even afford armored grills over exhaust ports.
Given the implication that a "Skywalker" from one of the U.S.'s geopolitical foes will inevitably destroy the "Death Star", I don't see how this could go well for them. =)
We should stipulate that it be destroyed as soon as it's completed, then rebuilt. It will be good for the economy. In fact we should just keep doing that until the economy recovers.
Imagine if we had a true democracy where everyone had a vote on everything.
We would not have universal healthcare, we would have universal Lamborghini Aventadors.
Of course we would have no roads to drive them on since that funding would go towards universal ice cream.
Good thing corporations and rich people set our policies and not Occupy Wall Street dead beats.
And so we must construct the Death Star as a purely defensive weapon to protect the good people of the USA. Given the expense of of this operation, in the next few days, I will sent to congress a proposal, raising the debt ceiling limit to 20 gazillion dollars and that we finance the construction of our American Death Star with the sale of the new "Homeland Security Bonds." Rest assured, all contracts will go to American defense contractors that employ American workers.
With your help and support, YES WE CAN defend ourselves from this latest Alderaanian threat. Thank you, good night and God bless America.
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Instead of wasting precious time of dumb arse things like make-believe and fairy tales, why not start a petition about stronger gun control.
How many boats existed in the world when Columbus started sailing?
The official response should look something like this, I imagine:
No.
The rules say that the White House has to respond, not that they have to do it.
Let q be a radix > 1. I am in ur base-q, killing 10 d00ds.
This has to be one of the most retarded excuses for a petition I've ever heard of, and yet, it received enough votes that someone in the white house has to waste time finding some way to give a serious answer? What... the... fuck... this is so incredibly dumb I don't even know what to say.
Take your own advice on the HALOPERIDOL.
or maybe just a gigantic "back off" mudflap.
I would insist on a system of gravity credits to offset the damage its presence does to all of the planets in the solar system when it moves about. Then we can feel good about all of the earthquakes and floods since we have a warm fuzzy pocket full of empire responsibility that we can trade amongst ourselves.
"No" is a response.
They should add a button on their website "I don't approve this petition".
Exactly like my grand-grandmother, who died convinced that we never went to the moon because "that's just impossible".
You would have abandoned the hope of flight too, huh?
I'm glad the Wrights had more vision than you do.
No.
No, the short version of nanorobotics is that nanorobot power supplies are constrained by the laws of physics, like power supplies (ever notice how many bacteria thrive by eating metal and rocks for their primary energy source? yeah, me neither. i can't even get my laptop to last all day on one battery) or communications problems (how can a nanorobot know where it is relative to what it's building? deduced reckoning? how can it talk to its controller and accomplish its task without getting drowned out by trillions of other nanorobots in the communications cross-talk?) or basic materials science (what materials can have atoms gingerly placed next to each other by robots for assembly and still hold up even under the stresses of a death star's own gravity field, to say nothing of travel) or any one of a number of obstacles. Not that these problems can't be ameliorated or worked around in a variety of contexts to achieve a variety of interesting goals eventually (e.g. arbitrary lifespans for carbon-based lifeforms such as ourselves), but "ordering a Death Star as easily as ordering a happy meal" being permanently impossible *is* something I can comfortably argue.
Besides, "omnipresent crime prevention" is pretty dystopian when you get down to it.
Same AC here, before you mod this down, please watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTc2RgdV2s0 (Beagles Rescued from Certain Death)
What happens when they turn it ON and it doesn't turn ON...
Don't work for douchebags, and you won't die horribly.
Thankfully, in a vacuum, no one can hear you scream. Or boil...
That will be the real exciting fight to see in Congress. I propose that the Congress folks duke it out in a no-rules laser sword iron death cage rumble, to decide which state can add to their license plate, "The Death Star State!"
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Big government is no stranger to boondoggles so I say go for it. It'll help juke the unemploymenet and GDP stats and make it look like the economy is healthy again, just like every other "investment" made by force.
In the words of George Carlin, "We are a war-like people".
Flippancy is great - it is our inbuilt and natural coping mechanism in a world that frequently presents us with events beyond our ability to manage, thereby allowing us to retain our sanity. But, sometimes, we need to take a step back and allow ourselves to realise the full severity of them.
After today's tragedies, shouldn't we be talking about ways to stop death, rather than joking about ways to cause it?
(Semi-caveat: I don't mean to sound like a harbinger of doom and gloom. It's just that I have two beautiful girls in the room above my head, and as a result I feel so deeply for those who have suffered the ultimate tragedy today)
My guess is that the White House is going to respond a little bit seriously and call out the Outer Space Treaty as a reason why we can't create a Death Star. Or maybe if they respond around Christmas they'll show several LEGO Death Star kits they've purchased and donated to charity and call the task completed. [Nothing in the petition asked for a FULL SIZED Death Star, after all.]
</pitiful-rant> !
Perhaps they could use these as a blueprint.
"Be grateful for what you have. You may never know when you may lose it."
Because it would guarantee the USA's economic collapse. ^^
There's only one thing to do!
We need the Rebel Alliance!
Send the petition to the Chinese and see how they react. It's not like they'd actually think we'd believe that Kim Jung Un is the sexiest man alive or that the Australian Prime Minster knows the end of the world is coming.
~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
Why don't you do us all a favor, and put your logic to your own computer.
200 years ago they were impossible, so that means right now you feel they are impossible. Just get rid of it. Get offline. None of this is real, you said so yourself.
Oh wait, you're just a hypocrite. How about you also ignore the parent poster, get even more angry, and just have a heart attack and die already. The world would be a better place.
In addition to turbo-lasers, regular lasers that the small rebel ships cannot evade
And when it does get blown up, as we all know it will, would it be too much to ask for a more colorful explosion? I mean, what a letdown it was to see, especially the 2nd 'improved' deathstar, just white sparkly balls of light. (Might want to bring in the Grucci fireworks family here as an advisory panel.)
Wow good job. I know this petition is a joke, but this is the US. It's gonna get taken seriously, and it's gonna get built. We're the USA and we want the biggest and the baddest weapons. Or it won't get taken seriously and they'll build it out of spite.
...not to give the plans to a woman (with a cute little robot that beeps and looks a bit like a washing machine)
People need to be allowed to "get silly" sometimes, especially when bad things like this happen. It's a defense mechanism. Right now I can hear those 2 little girls running around, laughing and stomping the floor enough that some other tenant would make a noise complaint. To me it's the sound of happiness, and the world needs more of it. This star wars story allows slashdotters to let off some steam in a wacky way, and it's really not such a bad thing. :-)
Actually, I would ask that the signers of the petitionn should get a life and stop wasting taxpayer money!
Don't underestimate the government demagogues - it is the evolutionary function of government to provide "bread and circuses", no matter the form, to distract the populace and promote, maintain, and expand government power. It doesn't matter if it's building pyramids, roads, socialist health-care, or the Death Star - as long as the plebs are pleased.
Democracy is a modern system of delegating feedback over trivial matters, which only strengthens the tyrants. All tyrants in history have been popular with the groups from which they derive their power, whether the feedback system is ritualized as voting or as anything else.
If I could build a monument to democracy, it would depict a mob of wretched people in chains, bound to each-other, pulling in all sorts of directions, suffocating. It doesn't matter in which direction that horrid creature stumbles, the individuals it encapsulates are slaves. The only way to freedom is for those chains to be broken! The only way to have a rational society is to have every adult individual think for him/herself and be responsible for pulling his/her economic weight. If you want to build a Death Star, then start a voluntary crowd-funding project and persuade people to join in. Free market capitalism is the ultimate reality filter - good ideas triumph while bullshit like this simply flops. With government there is no requirement of rational persuasion - any power-grabbing monstrosity be built with stolen loot!
A truly free and rational society is one build on negative Rights and individual self-ownership, including very strong physical Property Rights, Parents' Rights, and Freedom of Contract.
--libman
I feel a great disturbance in the fibre.
Why doesn't someone start a petition that's actually useful, like, I dunno, repealing the stupid 2nd amendment or something?
If you decide to build this thing please have it orbit another planet or lock its orbit to be on the opposite side of the planet from the moon so we don't get hammered during spring tides where sun, moon and deathstar are aligned.
What would be the point of building a space station with a planet-destroying superlaser when all live on the same planet as all of our enemies?
Can you be Even More Awesome?!
No. Fuck your dumb beagles
Quantum Apostrophe, is that you?
Why even have a central core at all? A distributed power system (hundreds of smaller reactors throughout the structure instead of one big reactor at the core) would completely eliminate that vulnerability and improve power uptime through sheer redundancy. An attacking force would have to destroy the Death Star piece by piece instead of blowing up the main core all at once.
Maybe you should organise them all with redundant interconnects; lets call it a Beowulf cluster of these....
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I love how they let this one ride on and delete the ones on wikileaks or Bradley Manning.
And it's precisely when you're having emotional thoughts like that is when you should stay away from policy decisions.
Last time the US did that, it received the TSA, the patriot act, and trillions in debt.
All you'd end up doing is "accidentally" making a full police state with secret police or something and then whine about where your liberties went.
After today's tragedies, shouldn't we be talking about ways to stop death, rather than joking about ways to cause it?
Countless people die every single day. If we had to stop having fun and talk about how to prevent death every time someone died, we'd be incapable of doing anything else. But I guess the only people who matter are the ones who are most visible; all the nameless, faceless people in other countries don't matter.
Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
Exactly like my grand-grandmother, who died convinced that we never went to the moon because "that's just impossible".
That's no moon...
Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
I thought i liked this post, until I read the next, and liked iy evem more. I love this site!
Proverbs 21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
You sound like a child. 15?
Proverbs 21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
Regan's Star Wars was a similar money pit just smaller. He was only after a few hundred billion. A Death Star would mean trillions going to no bid contractors. It's a Congressional wet dream. I'd bet they'd fund it quicker than a Mars trip. Obviously the real Death Star isn't possible to build but say something that was anywhere from a 1,000' across to a mile could be built with current technology. Sell it as an ultimate defense/offensive platform. Even standard ICBMs launched from it would be nearly impossible to shoot down since they could reach targets in minutes. It could be multi-purpose from communications to a support system for satellites. It could even be equipment with particle beam and laser weapons forming a defensive platform for incoming attacks. It'd break a bunch of treaties and cost trillions but imagine how many corporations would get rich off it's construction.
Just make sure it's not constructed by a union.
What would be the point of building a space station with a planet-destroying superlaser when all live on the same planet as all of our enemies?
Actually the plan has already been approved and funded by a 'specially secret Congress vote, construction's halfway complete... You do raise an interesting point though. Nothing can be done about it now, you see. The Evil Empire has a really strong lobbyist group...
Make sure that the contracts are only to organizations which support the right to work and not those damn Hutt Unions!
As a party to the UNFRCC and the IPCC, the USA needs nor requires oversight nor transparency regarding any 'Death Star'.
When the IPCC issues the AR5 report, it will be 'clear' that human beings cause increasing CO2, Increasing CO2 adversely affects Climate. To decrease CO2, human must die at a greater rate than the birth rate. The UN will issue a Declaration: Slaughter of human beings ... is now authorized.
How about strong encryption for the data network, so that it can't be hacked by a simple R2 unit?
But, I wanted socialized health insurance!
Ventilation shafts that don't lead directly to the most vulnerable part of the station.
Life seems to do pretty much all the things you're concerned with well enough.
Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
Double funding for fusion research to power it. Ever since I was in high school in 1972 fusion has been a short 20 years away. It still is.
Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at...
Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[notices Dante's confusion]
Randal Graves: All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
They should take the whole damn thing down.
American don't deserve shit, giant pile of moms basement losers.
All freaking 25,000 of you.
Is there any better response the white house could give than a simple NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'Access shafts smaller than 2 meters'
"Given that the average person is 2 meters tall (give or take), and adding the bulk of hard-vacuum capable work gear, making maintenance access shafts smaller than 2 meters would cause a lot more problems. I'd recommend, instead, putting a locking/securable cover or grate over entrances and exits of access shafts."
I find your comment confusing. Are you measuring the width or the length of the access shaft. A 2-meter wide shaft (slightly over six feet) should be more than enough for the average astronaut who doesn't eat 25 kg of hamburgers a day. Perhaps you're thinking of the shaft as a tunnel that you would walk through, your body perpendicular to the walls of the shaft? But in space, which I presume is where we'll build the Death Star, you should be able to glide thru the shaft, your body parallel to the walls.
There were probably about as many boats capable of making the cross-atlantic voyage as there are craft capable of delivering payload to space right now: not that many. But just as we did there, we'll make more of them, and then more efficient ones, and then one day people will look back and wonder "gee, I wonder why they didn't get out here a thousand years earlier. There weren't *that* many technological hurdles..."
Watch for Penguins, they eat Apples and throw rocks at Windows.
Do not make it spherical.
Make it cubicle.
You MUST build a cube.
You WILL build a cube.
Resistance is futile.
In the Ewok battle, it was AT-ST, NOT AT-AT that bit the dust. (AT-ST two legs, AT-AT four legs)
Oh and this is CLASSIC Sci-Fi, retold countless times. Hugely advanced civilization sends soldiers in high tech suits to conquer planet after planet, final result: they lie dead as primitive humans dance around them, arrows sticking out of the advanced battle suits joints. A version is in War of the Worlds, the unstoppable enemy killed by the sniffles. The story is good, problem is that Lucas tried to funny it up with slapstick action. Had it been portrayed as brutal combat, it would have gone better but then he would have been accused of being racist with the whole noble savage idea.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Every single cell has a complete blueprint of the entire thing. Which makes it slightly difficult if you want to keep some of the design classified...
Help I am stuck in a signature factory!
"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause." -Padmé Amidala
It is circular logic because of kiddies like TFAFalcon, he acts like a child, then complains about being treated like one, so he acts like a child and gets treated like one.
This idea has been tried around the world and all have the same flaw, the number of signatures is WAAAAAAAY to low and with no cost. See the election of Kim "Let them eat grass" Jong Un by the Times reader poll.
Kickstarter works because a vote for a project carries a price. It would be MEANINGLESS to take a free vote as measurement of how well your product will sell. It is well known in MMORPG's that people claim to want to play game X but when it comes to actually paying for it, they don't.
I wonder how many people would have signed the death star petition if they had to give their real identity AND pledge to pay for looking into a possibility of a Death Star with a tax increase. Because that is what they are asking for right?
How about all those secession petitions actually be legally bound to move to a state that was going to secede even if it was some poor state that couldn't survive on its own for a day? Wanna bet far fewer people are willing to put their money were their mouth is?
We have the same thing in Holland and it has become glaringly obvious that people who submit and sign for things are NOT willing to pay for them, or be bound by them or do anything else then feel morally superior for signing things they know are impossible.
Wanna bet the Times person of the year election would NOT have been messed with if it could be arranged that all those who vote on a leader, have to go live there? No consequence makes any poll worthless because people lie their ass off in them. Hell even in real elections people lie to the world and themselves. They might want a better world but vote for the mortage (Dutch tax law allows mortages to be deducted from taxes, a gigantic subsidy on housing and an easy vote winner for anyone who says they are not going to touch it and leave it hanging over the economy like a sword of some greek guy I am to lazy to google) and then bitch the government didn't listen to them. They did, they just heard "we voters are morons" and treat you as such.
Voters have power but no accountability. What is it about power without accountability again? Anyone?
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
And it is called the Sun.
With 6 degrees of global warming by 2050, we don't need a fantasy planet destruction machine.
We already live in one. I call it western industrial society.
Cryonics - Keep cool and carry on.
Their astronomers can't find the label: "Made in China"
Intimidation. Duh.
"He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
A cafeteria. With dry trays.
The very last thing you want is the designer coming back 2 decades in the future, remodeling everything that you started to like about it and replace it with blinkenlights.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
If it's moon sized we may get fall out like in the recent Time Machine movie.
Probably not a good time to bring this up, but do we even have any viable targets beside our own planet?
Ok guys, who left the door open and let the Furry in?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
But isn't that just a symptom of what's also happening in the government? Politicians vote for all manner of expensive programs (both corporate and social welfare), but don't vote for taxes that would pay for them. Are they personally then stuck with the debt that accumulates? Or do they get to spread out the responsibility to the entire country?
And you might consider them a special case, since they were elected. But let's look at their accountability for the promises they make to GET elected. Many politicians make a 180 on many subjects as soon as they get into office. And who are they accountable to? The most that may happen to them is that they don't get reelected in a few years. Imagine if we had trials for people that break election promises, with the jury composed of everyone that voted for a person. I'm quite sure that would solve problem of people not voting.
*start sarcastic derision*
'Starfleet Command'? No wonder the Borg kicked yer sorry tail around so easily.
What do you mean?
I mean this:
You have to Nuke the U.K. From orbit.... YESTERDAY,if not sooner.
Already too late. Bend over, Rover. [pro tip: lube your rectum liberally]
Expect British, Scottish, and Irish ninja-Jedi to have already infiltrated, and you should anticipate being buggered by a Fish-N-Chips-munching Jedi-Leprechaun who is juggling a kilt clad sheep...playing bagpipes, whilst dogging on a haggis-packed London Tower and 4-leaved-clover-stuffed London Bridge...at the SAME time.
'so'?
So what?
Sows his seeds?
Sows plant seeds?
Sews his socks?
so what?
*Samuel Jackson in 'Pulp Fiction'*
"English, do you speak it?"
[...]
"Say 'what' again, m***********!"
Perhaps 'saw' is the word you're seeking. *sigh... stupid git..*
*disclaimer: I am born, bred, and raised in the U.S.A., and mean no disrespect, nor aim any slight at/near the U.K.*
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What, because that kind of logic has stopped us from building planet-destroying weapons of mass destruction before?
The only logical argument against it is the fact that we can already build thousands of nuclear weapons a lot cheaper, and being able to actually shatter a planet is overkill.
No.
Or you can even be less flippant:
Technological and budgetary limitation make this project infeasible at this time.
Why does everyone get excited when these joke petitions reach the response threshold? NO is a response.
Maybe 26.650 people know something you don't.
Many bacteria use metal reduction as its way of obtaining energy, in fact, and also obtain these metals from rocks, so... yeah, your point about bacteria seems false. (Iron, sulfer, selenium, sulfate, nitrite -reducing bacteria all exist.)
Mr Stevens from Death Star catering has put in a request for better tray washer, he can't seem to get the trays dry enough for the important customers
' What other changes would you ask your representatives to make?" errr make sense ?
It worked during the Cold War...
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I object to Intellect without Discipline.
Yea, I figure you are just arguing to argue. By that reasoning, I could say a plane is impossible as no living creature can burn energy that fast to reach those speeds. Nanobots don't need to eat metals and rocks for their primary energy source, they can burn Oxygen and Hydrogen in the atmosphere, or many other materials. Atoms don't get placed gingerly next to each other in nanofabrication, they are chemically bonded through mechanosynthesis, and can easily sustain their own gravity. Consider Earth, which is mostly not chemically bonded, especially not chemically bonded diamond (one of the hardest and most rigid compounds), it sustains it's own gravity fine as do larger planets. So no, if you are basing your opinion of it being impossible on these things, I would say you can not. Well logically you can not, not that people are logical most the time.
"...I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease." - Linus Torvalds
Give the contract to Apple. That way the X-wing fighters have to agree to give 50% to the store, and besides, think how cute iDeath Star will look in gift shops.
Exactly! What a waste of time and energy. As long as we continue to focus on building ways of destroying ourselves, we will never make meaningful progress.
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Ok, this is funny and all, but it really pisses me off that people not only think that the concept is funny, but have decided that the Whitehouse doesn't have anything better to do than answer a redicioulous petition insisting we build a Fictional device that we don't have anything approaching the needed science, technology, materials or manpower to create. Hell, we don't even know if it's even possible at all.
Sure it's funny to talk about, but the government has better things to do with their time than to deal with joke petitions.
When asked, presidential spokesman Jay Carney related that while pondering the issue, President Obama, in a rare moment of self-awareness, realized he would have an overwhelming desire to aim the Death Star at the U. S. economy. "Perhaps it is best that we don't build it", he laughed nervously.
Free Wifi on all upper decks. Apple TVs in every room with $50,000 iTunes gift cards.
... or the planet gets it?
What would be the point of building a space station with a planet-destroying superlaser when all live on the same planet as all of our enemies?
Well, the space station should have enough room and life support to keep all members of congress alive for many years. Oh, and it will create jobs. And when it is done, the problems of an economy will vanish (along with the rest of the planet).
And once the planet is destroyed, you'll have a space station inhabited (almost?) entirely by people holding law and MBA degrees... Coming to think of it, I think the people left behind are the lucky ones.
After today's tragedies, shouldn't we be talking about ways to stop death, rather than joking about ways to cause it?
I dunno, after this week.... Portland, Newtown, now Las Vegas... I'm thinking just blowing up the planet (and ourselves) might be a way to rid the universe of a localized bad mutation.
Uh, CCTV so sensitive departments can not be overtaken by someone barging through a door or transporting dangerous prisoners without being followed the whole way? Jeez, take a dang lesson from Target.
This is a hacked account, for which the owner can not be held responsible.
The problem is the rebels stole the plans....and we didn't make a photo copy first
Darth Vader: Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...
Movie Name: Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (2008)
Quote:
Darth Vader: Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...
Emperor Palpatine: [interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever.
What would be the point of building a space station with a planet-destroying superlaser when all live on the same planet as all of our enemies?
Don't we do the same thing with nukes?
Despite being ridiculous, it will get exactly the same amount of consideration as every other idea submitted through that site.
or else!