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  1. Will it be like Walt Disney World? on Movie Theaters Aim for Live 3D Sports · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the 3D attractions at Walt Disney World, like "Honey I Shrunk the Audience," and that Muppets one and the Bug's Life one and the other one with Donald Duck, there are smells put out and wind generated to enhance the experience, along with the occasional spray of water or cascade of bubbles. Maybe they should do that with the sporting events.

  2. Re:I doubt very much Target is being sued for dama on Website Accessibility a Legal Issue? · · Score: 1

    So, the lawyers get paid... how?

  3. Only substantive change to the lawyers' wallets on Website Accessibility a Legal Issue? · · Score: 1

    The only substantive change that will come out of this lawsuit is going to be to the lawyers' wallets. The lawyers will get a whole bunch richer, Target will get a tiny bit poorer, and the blind will still have to have people read the web to them.

  4. A few stops down the slope, there will be... on Supreme Court Declines to Hear Obscenity Case · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a few stops down this slope will be the application of this law to political speech. If a website's political speech is deemed "obscene" in some district in, I don't know, say, Texas, the feds can charge the website's operators with obscenity in that district, and the chilling effect will warm the hearts of all the folks in Washington who have been working so hard to do away with all this "free speech" business for so many years.

  5. Would it be just like the movies? on FBI Agents Don't Have Email Access · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they did get email addresses, would it be just like the way email is in the movies, where the font is 24-point white or yellow lettering that scrolls in real-time across a black background that takes up the entire screen?

  6. StarCraft, oh, man, all the hours... on Six New Stars on the Walk of Game · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, all the hours, the countless hours spent playing StarCraft, until I was seeing Zergling rushes in my sleep... yeah, it deserves to be on the Walk of Game, it defined the genre.

  7. Oh, no, does this mean... on Security Flaws Could Cripple Defense Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean the big fat trackball might not respond? Who's going to defend those six cities?

  8. Let the bad puns roll! on Katamari Team Disbands · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever new project they get rolling on, I'm sure they'll have a ball.

  9. There's a really bright future for IE, alright... on Internet Explorer Not Dead Yet · · Score: 1

    There's a bright future for IE if you're a botnet farmer, that's for sure.

  10. Sorry, I patented it. on No More Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on The Next Big Thing, whatever it might turn out to be, so whoever invents it can expect to hear from my attorney upon producing said invention.

  11. Sounds a lot like China. on PA Seizes Newspaper's Computers · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of thing one reads about happening in China... public officials using the power of their office to quash criticism by leveling accusations of criminal wrongdoing by their critics.

  12. I thought it was "Ideal Funeral Home" on What Would Be Your Ideal Futuristic Home? · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I thought the title was "What Would Be Your Ideal Funeral Home?"

    In an instant, I thought, Well, I guess I would start by making sure there are no medical chop shops hidden in the walls...

  13. They'll hire top men... TOP men... on Clinton, Lieberman Propose CDC Investigate Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure that they'll hire people tops in the field of study, just like Meese did when he set up his committee to investigate pornography back in the '80s.

  14. Re:Internet IP addresses? on Massive Porn Buyer Info Leak · · Score: 1

    Right, they might head over to the ATM machine!

  15. Oh, quitcher whinin' on Florida Voting Machine Logs Reveal Anomalies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quitcher whinin' 'bout the digital voting machines. You know as well as I do that the voting machine companies are wiser when it comes to choosing leaders than all you unwashed ignorant masses. (Sarcasm aside, I do hope this makes the national news)

  16. Re:And the really big prize comes when on Search Engines' Reward Programs · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, I was just kidding, really... the FBI has no reason to look into my activities... just kidding, I was... really... it's just fine... (knock knock knock) ... uh-oh...

  17. And the really big prize comes when on Search Engines' Reward Programs · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if they catch you searching for pr0n you'll get a really, really big prize, delivered right to your door by a couple of FBI agents.

  18. If only the decline were offset on Games Industry Off Its Game · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy to hear that the decline in the sales of videogames and consoles were offset by a rise in the sales of books and exercise equipment, but somehow I doubt it.

  19. Utterly surreal results? on Why Don't You Sleep On It? · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'd better use this approach, based on what my dreams are like. The people I work with aren't going to be too receptive to ideas like, "Okay, to fix the problem with the network, we need to take all the computer outside and have my dead grandparents carry them like babies through the elementary school I attended where the underground bunker has mice for parents"...

  20. I wonder if the rat is reciting poetry on MIT Researchers Explore How Rats Think · · Score: 1

    Poetry like, say, "Shed Reading (Rattus Norvegicus)" by Black Flag, in which an expressive rat bemoans his fate.

  21. Re:Woah - the kids will be delighted on A Real Transformer? · · Score: 1

    Oh, man, LOL, you got me pegged... I still love Transformers and I'll be 39 this year!

  22. Re:Targeted links to adware sites cropping up? on Firefox Users Surf Safer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it didn't affect me at the time because I was on a Mac, and, of course, I use Firefox when on Windows unless absolutely necessary, like a good little nerd.

  23. Must... not... troll... must... debate... politely on Pittsburgh Professors Challenge Darwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shifting environmental conditions which are, of course, controlled by the Intelligent Designer, allowing Him... I'm sorry, uh, it to create all these diverse forms of life in just six thousand... oops, did it again, sorry, a few million years. (Seriously, though, did you read some of the comments posted on that page that TFA is on? Yikes!)

  24. Targeted links to adware sites cropping up? on Firefox Users Surf Safer · · Score: 0

    In a geek-oriented web forum that I help to moderate, I noticed a post that linked to a Russian website with graphics of the solar system (probably stolen), something that a lot of geeks might go and take a look at, particularly the younger ones. I didn't notice anything weird about the site, other than its blandness and lack of any real substance, until I glanced at the source code and saw the obfuscated link in a hidden iframe that pointed to a toolbar installer site. I quickly deleted the entire post, but I have to wonder if this is going to be a new tactic. Should forum administrators block links to websites in the former Soviet Union?

  25. Global warming is a myth because we say it is. on 20th Century Warmest In 1200 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    The findings of this study are hopelessly flawed in that they conflict with the principle that only the scientific positions of the campaign contributors to the ruling party in the United States are in any way valid. Please take your actual science with its actual testing and actual methods of deduction elsewhere, as we've got Italian sports cars, mansions, and private jets to buy.