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  1. Or, as Ford Prefect put it... on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Ford Prefect put it, "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

  2. Re:The iPalm? on Apple to Buy out Palm? · · Score: 1

    And wouldn't that be iRonic?

  3. The iPalm? on Apple to Buy out Palm? · · Score: 1

    Coming soon, the iPalm, Apple's combo PDA-digital music video player.

  4. Mailing the judge a salami on Apple Sued Over Potential Hearing Loss · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am going to mail a large salami to the judge, in hopes that he will use it to smack the plaintiff.

  5. Awesome! Zombies! on John Romero Developing a MMOG · · Score: 1

    John Romero? Awesome! It must have zombies in it, then!

  6. There's a Mac version? on Google Toolbar v.4 · · Score: 1

    Since when was there a Mac version of Google Toolbar? There's one that runs on Firefox, but I thought that was a separate, unblessed project.

  7. Deliberately misspelled words on Poor Spelling Beats Google's China Filter · · Score: 1

    I like that idea of the deliberately misspelled words. Once the Chinese dissidents find out they should be searching for D3M0C@CY and HUM@N R16HTS, the censors will be a step or two behind.

  8. Re:Wow, Godwin's law already! on Poll Finds Mixed Support for Domestic Wiretaps · · Score: 1

    Has anyone taken Rush Limbaugh to task for calling feminists "feminazis"? If not, they probably should.

  9. Re:Wow, Godwin's law already! on Poll Finds Mixed Support for Domestic Wiretaps · · Score: 1

    But there's old adage that those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Hitler had tremendous popular support throughout the 30s, even here in the USA, and when I hear of people granting Bush support for his domestic spying operation, I am reminded of Germany's slide toward totalitarian fascism prior to WWII. The story seems to keep changing... "The Constitution gives me the right. Oh, it doesn't? Oh, well, Congress gave me the right. What? They didn't? Oh, okay, terrorism gives me the right." Terrorism's the fall-back argument for everything now, and I find that pretty scary, since it can be used to justify absolutely anything.

  10. They merged to form GOBS on Who is Your Hero, Gates or Jobs? · · Score: 1

    Like the Constructicons and the Aerialbots, Gates and Jobs have merged to form GOBS, the most powerful technology robot executive ever! The Decepticons don't stand a chance. Or is the Autobots?

  11. Hitler justified what he was doing on Poll Finds Mixed Support for Domestic Wiretaps · · Score: 1

    Hitler justified what he was doing in the name of "fighting communist terrorism" that he claimed was headquartered in Poland.

    Invoking the word "terrorism" to deflect criticism is only making Bush look more and more detached and cynical, in my view.

  12. The judge then got down from his bench on Google's Cache Ruled Fair Use · · Score: 5, Funny

    The judge then left the bench, walked over, and whacked the plaintiff and his council on the head with a salami.

  13. Take a cue from the spammers on Google's Action Makes A Mockery Of Its Values · · Score: 1

    We can put up pages about d3m0c@cy and hum@n r16hts.

    The Chinese government can't censor it if they don't know how we're spelling it.

  14. I want to see him interview Stephen King... on Family Guy's Stewie to Host Talk Show · · Score: 1
    Oh, yes, that NOVEL you've been working on. How's that coming along, hmm? Got a plot, have you, hmm? A protagonist? Hmm?

    It's funnier on TV, sorry.

  15. Oh, it's piracy, not privacy on Major Piracy Bust Against Top Providers · · Score: 1

    When I saw the headline in the sidebar, I thought it was "Major Privacy Bust," and I was thinking, Great, the authorities have busted some company for giving away private information, always glad to see that... Imagine my disappointment. Oh, it's just some warez kids getting someone in trouble, and in Germany, no less.

  16. That should be in the Finding Nemo sequel on The Vomit Worth Millions? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Pixar ever does a Finding Nemo sequel, they've just got to have a whale belching up a stinking pile of squid beaks. The kids would love that.

  17. But if the data had porno website searches in it on Diebold's Election Data Off-limits · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that data had porno website searches in it, you'd have the White House asking for it.

  18. Oh, I can't wait! on IE7 To Support XMLHTTP Requests · · Score: 1

    Wowee, IE7? I just can't wait to install that on my Mac!

  19. Fifty years of sci-fi get rewritten on Spacecraft, Heal Thyself · · Score: 2, Funny

    A pretty standard sci-fi image will be tossed on its head... how many books, tv shows, and movies have featured spaceships in the future being repaired, often by a robot or by someone in a spacesuit outside the ship? If the ship can heal itself without the intervention of the crew, well, that changes things.

  20. Tell my teacher that, sheesh on Humans Hard-wired for Geometry · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're hard-wired for geometry? Sheesh, let's tell my 10th-grade Math teacher that... she'd point over to me and laugh in your face.

  21. Only true of some. on The Semantics Differentiation of Minds and Machines · · Score: 1
    only minds have the additional capacity to ascribe semantics to symbols.

    This, sadly, is only true of some people.

  22. In Soviet Russia... on The Backhoe, The Internet's Natural Enemy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...telecom companies dig YOU up!

  23. Re:Just wait 'til the Intel-based Macs come out on Intel Loses Market Share to AMD · · Score: 1

    It wasn't logic, per se, it was a joke. I expressed that the number would notch up by a tenth of a percent in Intel's favor because of Apple's transition, making a gag out of Apple's notoriously low market share. If anything, the Intel-based Macs should impact Intel's market share far more than that. I know that I'm planning to buy an Intel-based Mac this year as soon as I can, so I'll have an Intel-based computer on my desk for the first time ever, for whatever that's worth (ain't much, I know).

  24. Just wait 'til the Intel-based Macs come out on Intel Loses Market Share to AMD · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the Intel-based Macs hit the market, Intel processors will be found in 52.6 percent of desktop PCs, so there!

  25. The Hand in the Face on Piracy Setup Discovered in WV Capitol Building · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that this case underscores how little government bureaucrats understand about the technology being used in their own buildings right under their very noses. Far too often when someone tries to bring a technical matter to the attention of someone with the authority to do something about it, they get The Hand in the Face... 'uhp, uhp, uhp, I don't want to hear about it... if it's not about a massive campaign contribution I don't want to know.' Well, when the suits from the media companies come knocking, well, The Hand in the Face tactic isn't going to work.