User: BoxSocial

They're right!

On: Self-Censoring 'Chinese Wikipedia' Launched

They're right. I tried to post a picture of a dog fucking a chinese lady and they censored it. Outrageous!

Wrong

On: Core 2 Extreme 40% faster than Pentium EE 965?

39% by my calculations

Busy day?

On: Email Bomber Faces Retrial

You call that a busy day, just you wait until all six of my insurance fraud cases come before a judge. He wont be getting home til gone tea time!

Third way

On: Light so Fast it Travels Backward

Maybe it's just going so slowly it appears to be? Make the cheque payable to BoxSocial please.

Read

On: Microsoft Customers Balk at Hard Sell

Lol I didn't even read the fucking article.! WTF WITH THAT?!

Faster

On: 12.8 Petabytes, You Say?

My P.C is faster than that.

Haircuts

On: MA Attorney General Seeks Myspace Changes

Couldn't he have insisted those losers get more sensible haircuts instead? Honestly I can't sleep at night because of that site.

Wasn't

On: Boot Camp For Suckers?

I wasn't excited about it anyway, so it turns out I was in the right. Who'd have thought it?

No?

On: A Fresh Look at Vista's User Account Control

I don't understand.

Dungeons and also dragons

On: Generic Dungeons, Universal Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons is for kids. GET DIGITAL my friend.

Stop hurting

On: Microsoft May Delay Windows Vista Again

Stop hurting their share price you fucks!

HUGE concern

On: iPod Update to Address Volume-Level Concerns

I know this has been a huge concern of mine for a long time.

We're not as gay

On: Facebook On The Block

Surely what they do to recoup their 2 billion will force the user base elsewhere? Plus this might be huge in the U.S but I don't see it taking off in the U.K simply because we're not as gay as you lot. Cheerio!