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Boot Camp For Suckers?

DigitalDame2 writes "PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief says the whole Mac/Windows dual-boot thing is really nothing to get excited about. He writes that Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X." From the article: "Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people. It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."

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  1. Message for Captain Obvious by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.

    Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?

    Next up: Publishers put nice pictures on their book covers so you will buy them. Bastards!!

    Mox

    1. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?

      In a roundabout way ...duh!

    2. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?

      The main purposes of boot camp are: 1) keep people from destroying their Macs by trying to follow the directions they found on the web for hacking the boot sequence, and 2) allow Mac users to forego having an extra PC around to run that one windows-only app that they have to use for work.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 3) Boost the quarter's sales numbers while key products (Intel iBook) are still MIA.

    4. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Uh oh, this isn't going to sit well with the Apple faithful. My advice: turn down all offers of grape Kool-Aid for the next couple of computer news cycles.

    5. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) allow Mac users to forego having an extra PC around to run that one windows-only app that they have to use for work.

      Sounds painful. Dual-booting is not a good solution for this; if you're using that Windows-only app for work, then chances are you'll want to be able to access your email and suchlike at the same time as you're using it, which in turn would mean you'd need to configure a second mail client in Windows, and so on and so forth, and ultimately you might just as easily end up doing most things in Windows as in OS X.

      So why fiddle around with Boot Camp when Virtual PC already lets you run Windows on your Mac, and access your OS X stuff at the same time?

    6. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.
      Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?
      Converting Windows users to OS X is a public service. Converting Windows users to anything is a public service.

      And, for the record, the only thing Apple makes that I own is the Mighty Mouse (it works surprisingly well with my IBM ThinkPad).

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    7. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's a pretty effective ploy. For my next machine, I'd been looking at a Shuttle, and didn't even consider a Mac — I am thoroughly not a Mac person. Then BootCamp appeared, and I can't help but notice that a Mac Mini is not that much more expensive than a Shuttle...

      I know one person who definitely bought a Mac because of Boot Camp. This is a colleague who works at home, and had good reason to prefer a Mac — mainly because tech support is an issue, and having a Mac allows her to turn to her Mac-centric kids and ex-husband. But she also had to be able to take Windows screenshots for some of our products, so she wasn't even considering buying a Mac until I mentioned Boot Camp to her.

      Still, I don't think Boot Camp is so much a ploy as a "Wouldn't that be kewl" hack.

    8. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Total_Wimp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.
      Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?


      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness? The fact is, your dislike of Windows has little bearing on wether others like it. Heck, you can even hate Windows with passion usually reserved for suicide bombers and it still would have very little influance on whether the general population would like it.

      Need, coersion and ignorance are not the only reasons people use Windows. Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch. This could, in fact, be a good chunk of the reason why the vast majority of Windows users, even the ones who've seen that really cool "Dock," have not switched.

      In a year or two, we'll know who's right. You'll either see a significant upturn in switchers, a bunch of people running Windows on Apple's extremely well made notebooks, or, just as likely, not much of a change at all. I can't help but think how absurd the first scenerio is. The Second is possible and, coincidentally could make Jobs Dell rich instead of merely Apple rich. Jobs doesn't need the money, but, did you notice, he does let Windows users use the iPod. And this has made him very happy.

      TW

    9. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Once&FutureRocketman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness?

      In fact, I am a long, long-time Windows user. Many would consider me a power user. And I hate Windows. I have sunk more hours than I even care to begin contemplating into making my Windows machine behave. As far as I'm concerned, Gates owes me several extra years of life, for the time I've wasted using his software which is so godawful and yet dominates the market.

      So, no, this isn't just a Mac user fantasy. It's a reality for many of us. Of course, maybe you have a point. Because I am now a Mac user. Thanks, Steve!

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    10. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by buysse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Huh. I can't use the mighty mouse. It doesn't work for me. I'm a traditional unix user, who's seen the light of OS X (as long as X11.app and Darwinports are installed). I am used to three-button mice. Not two button with some pansy wheel, though those work as three button mice, but a three-button mouse. Because I am used to three-button mice, I leave three fingers on the top of the mouse at all times. Index on button 1, ring on button 2, and middle finger on button 3/4/5 (wheel). The not-so-Mighty mouse detects that my finger is touching button 1 (through heat) and every frickin' click is interpreted as button 1. Not usable for a real programmer.

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    11. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      I use windows and have used macs, I prefer windows...

      But I still get to play tech support for my mother who is a Mac loyalist... ugh.

    12. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One word: GAMES

      --This has nothing to do with the office environment, and everything to do with shoring up the gaming system on Macs. One OS for games, and one OS for everything else... you don't generally need to have both running at the same time.

    13. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you're not a Mac person, then why would you bother buying a Mac? (I'm interpreting "not a Mac person" to mean you keep your windows maximized instead of scattered across the screen; you don't understand why one-button mice make more sense, ergonomically and intuitively; you're confounded by default buttons on the right-hand side of dialogs; etc.)

      Macs are designed for Mac people. If you don't think like a Mac user, buying a Mac will probably do you more harm than good. You'd probably be better off with a Dell or something instead.

    14. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.

      Congratulations! You've just won the Made Up Fact of the Hour Award!

      There's no way whatsoever to prove that. You completely just made it up, probably from your own experience. Which is exactly what you're decrying (though the post you quoted doesn't really seem to have anything to do with that).

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    15. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So, um, buy a three button mouse. What's the problem?

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    16. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by soupforare · · Score: 1

      This is /. so anything we say is conjecture anyway, we have no real points of reference.
      However, I think most mundanes are indifferent to what operating system they use. They'll only use what they learned on and they fear and/or hate change.

      It doesn't matter how good or how bad the choices are, they're going to use what they were showed how to use.

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    17. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow, your list of 'Mac person' attributes is the stupidest thing I've ever read. I you have a really hard time coming up with reasons why 'arbitrary decision A' was smarter than 'arbitrary decision B.' It's cool, none of the things you mentioned is better than an alternative.

      Incidentally, I always figure a 'Mac person' can only do one thing at a time, and slowly. How else to explain the piss poor interactivity Macs offered up until about 2002?

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    18. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Because an Intel-based Mac is not that much more expensive than an equivalent PC, because I've always been impressed by the quality of Apple hardware, and because every once in a while I want to explore some software that only runs on Macs. None of these factors were enough to make me even consider a Mac when Windows didn't run on Macs — but now it does.

    19. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by SandBender · · Score: 0

      Well then the inverse would be equally hard to prove now wouldn't it.

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    20. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by paanta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Step 1: Write about how Mac users are lemmings and get it posted to Slashdot Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!

    21. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      However, I think most mundanes are indifferent to what operating system they use.

      Absolutely true. They do not care as long as it works right. And judging from the support "mundanes" ask from me to solve problems in their Windows setup, they seem to be of the opinion that Windows doesn't work right. Yes, they usually do not blame Windows. They just say "my computer doesn't work right anymore, please fix it for me." But give 'm a machine that runs both Windows and OSX, and soon they'll realise that one part of their machine is breaking down, while the other part runs fine. Guess what, as soon as they cannot really work in Windows anymore (which will happen soon enough without proper maintenance), they will just switch to working with OSX. And they will not phone me anymore, because that is way more difficult than just turning on the part that works and does everything they need.

    22. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All I'm pointing out is that Mac users and PC users don't think alike. Mac users tend to synthesize disparate data and work with diverse media, where PC users have one-track minds. This is a generalization, of course, and there are many exceptions. But I think you'd be hard-pressed to argue that a Mac person would work more efficiently given a PC workspace, or that a person who thinks like Windows' designers would work more efficiently given a Mac.

    23. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by KDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that Macs can now run windows is one of the main reasons that I'm considering buying a Mac. Oh no! I've been had...?

      Dear me, I better get back onto my Mac-lemming-hating high-horse before it's too late!...

      Daniel

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    24. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by daviddennis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most Windows(tm) users don't even know what an OS is and have no basis for selecting one.

      If we look at the subset of Windows users who actually know alternatives exist - and I'd say that's 1 in 5 or even less - most of them are either used to Windows or would rather use an alternative but need to use software they're famliar with.

      But remember, Apple is starting from a small base. If Apple's market share changed from 3% to 6% - which I think is definitely possible - that would be a huge story.

      D

    25. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by bluesangria · · Score: 1
      I believe BootCamp was aimed more at the Windows user who likes the LOOK of a Mac, but is not willing to invest $$$ in a new computer AND buy all his Windows applications AGAIN for the Mac.
      It's not like Microsoft will offer an "exchange" program wherein you turn in your MS Office disks and they trade you for MS Office 2004 for Mac. :P

      Eventually, they WILL try OS X. And some will like it, and some won't. But if it helps Apple sell more hardware, then what do they care which OS you run?

    26. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably more accurate to say that most users don't care about Windows. They like the available software choices on Windows and the ability to buy hardware from different manufacturers (now including Apple).

      Apple differentiates at a point most people simply don't care about (Operating System).

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    27. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by cortana · · Score: 5, Funny
      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.
      Stockholm Syndome, perhaps?
    28. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, getting some to dump Windoze and use MacOS *IS* a public service...

    29. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching? I know exactly where my local Mac store is. I've even played with them. I've heard that there are Apple ads on TV every few minutes these days. If masses of people wanted to switch, they would. Nobody is holding a gun to the back of my head forcing me to use Windows.

    30. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      People pay money for windows applications?

      But seriously, I'm a switcher because of Boot Camp. Truth be told, I'm about ready to remove the windows partition off my macbook as I am using it less and less.

    31. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by squidfood · · Score: 2, Funny
      I use windows and have used macs, I prefer windows...

      I've hated macs since I saw that little smiley face come up in 1984.

      Then, I didn't want to pry my fingers away from my Apple II. Now, it's from windows. I never minded windows or Xwindows, because I always got the feeling they were kludges built on top of that (DOS | *nix) command prompt. That command prompt was my friend. It was my comfort food. It was behind everything when I needed it. With cygwin, it's even useable in Microsoft.

      Now my wife bought OS X. I tried it. I hoped for the best ("smooth interface and the *nix command prompt. yay."). But you know, it feels like the command prompt is the kludge, and the apps are so slick as to be invulnerable to tinkering, that little smiling computer still mocks me.

      I hate macs.

    32. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness?

      Don't you mean why do so many former home users of windows that still work in IT with windows hate windows so much? Is that a rhetorical question? Many of use "mac users" are switchers which were the product of the switch campaign and eariler campaigns. I switched to the mac after Jaguar came out.

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    33. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I switched from Windows to Linux after years of use, having gotten fed up with all its little annoyances. I used to fiddle with settings and little pieces of software to make Windows behave and look exactly as I wanted it to, wasting hours and hours. Now about a year back I started in a job where I need to use Windows (.Net development) again, and decided not to fight it anymore; all programs and games go into Program Files, all personal files go into My Documents, and everything goes into one big partition, and the standard look will just have to do. Sure, there still are its annoyances, but at the end of the day I can just go back to my Linux box and enjoy =)

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    34. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I am using my MBP at the moment, I love it. I have BC, and it runs Windows. What runs in there? EVE-Online, and Steam. Sure, I have Winamp on there, and a couple of apps like putty and winscp, but that's for listening to music whilst playing, and because it's stupid to reboot just to check on the progress of something on my Linux server.

      Most of my friends, though, will never switch to Mac, not because of the games issue, but because the first thing they say in their defence is "but I can't upgrade it with a new harddrive, or I'll break my warranty on it!" as they've all built their own machines. The other thing they'll say is "but it's not customisable enough" because the very first thing they're used to doing after installing windows is to go into the registry, deleting lots of crap, uninstalling lots of stuff, running tweakxp and disablin lots of services... With the Mac, you just... well.. work!

      Yeah, I didn't mean to ramble... No wonder I'm called waffle by my friends...

    35. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my experience, *most* PC and Mac users are exactly alike -- the Mac guys don't know how to work a PC and don't want to learn; and they PC guys don't know how to work a Mac and don't want to learn. The only difference is the Mac guys are snooty enough to believe that a slight differences in the UI can be justified with reams of mumbo-jumbo pop-psycology bullshit.

      Present company on slashdot excepted.

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    36. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by eikonos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe they aren't switching because they have to buy all new hardware and then learn a new OS and applications. This is exactly why Bootcamp is useful -- users who are considering buying new hardware, but aren't sure about switching OS's can dual-boot and try out OS X.

    37. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have tiny hands to be able to put 3 fingers on top of the mouse...

      Maybe you have mouse hands!

    38. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by coleblak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If Windows ran on proprietary hardware, you'd be singing praises over it like a Mac fan sings over Tiger or whatever their OS is called. Shut up. The problem isn't horrendous code(though that is somewhat a problem, I admit), the problem is millions(probably, I don't code) of lines of code to run on different processors, different video cards, diff mobos, etc., etc., etc. WIndows works. Not well but it works on millions of different kinds of configurations. Apple works on a handful of configurations.

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    39. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by reallocate · · Score: 1

      Silly boy. Everything -- everything -- Apple does is intended to sell more Apple hardware. If they wanted to sell more Macs to gamers, they'd pay game developers to write for the Mac. Besides, just how many gamers -- with an investment in Windows hardware and software -- are going to run out and buy a Mac just so they can boot it into Windows?

      No, the intent of Boot Camp is to allow Windows users to favorably compare OS X with Windows.

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    40. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I don't think he had a problem, he was just slagging the mighty mouse. I haven't used one extensively (just on visits to the Apple store), but I find it annoying. I'm 95% laptop now, though, so it's not anything I feel strongly about.

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    41. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by stunt_penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

      A funny post, but you've got a serious point. How the fuck did this article get itself posted to /. in the first place. Is someone on crack?

      This is the worst written drivel I've ever had the displeasure of reading through /. ........... hang on a minute i'm going to the toilet to take a dump. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a piece of paper that makes more sense than this shit. I'll make the front page no problem.

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    42. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      So, um, buy a three button mouse. What's the problem?


      The problem is that the Mighty Mouse isn't usable by people who rest their index finger on the mouse while right-clicking. Buying a different mouse is a work-around for the problem, sure, but that doesn't mean there isn't a problem.


      "Everytime I try to turn left while driving this car you sold me, the engine dies."


      "So, um, buy a different car. What's the problem?"

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    43. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Moofie · · Score: 1

      The Mighty Mouse works fine for me. It doesn't work fine for you. Caveat emptor, and try before you buy. There is no analog to engines dying, because the mouse works exactly as designed. A car whose engine dies does not. (Again: The car analogy failing. Whodathunkit?)

      Again: What is the problem?

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    44. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Phrogman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness? The fact is, your dislike of Windows has little bearing on wether others like it. Heck, you can even hate Windows with passion usually reserved for suicide bombers and it still would have very little influance on whether the general population would like it. Need, coersion and ignorance are not the only reasons people use Windows. Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch. This could, in fact, be a good chunk of the reason why the vast majority of Windows users, even the ones who've seen that really cool "Dock," have not switched.

      Well, I have to disagree. I have used Windows for years - mostly because I play games. I would switch to the Mac OS or any other OS in a milisecond if I could play my games on it. I can't say there is a single feature of Windows that would keep me using it. I have spent countless hours just fixing buggered up installations, reinstalling Windows because its been too long and its filled up with bloated crap I can't identify to remove, reinstalling because it just suddenly stopped working for no apparent reason, fixing other people's installations because they were screwing around and accidentally hit the "fuck up this installation" button somehow etc. You shouldn't have to fight your Operating System just to continue using it. You shouldn't have a shitty browser shoved up your ass by the Marketing Department at Microsoft. You shouldn't have them continuing their monopolistic practices (I guess the DOJ had the best judge that money could buy or something). Any loyalty MS might ever have gotten from me they have lost through their own shoddy software and business practices.

      I use Windows because I play PC games and thats the only reason. Its the tie to gaming that has made Windows so successful in my case and in the case of most of my friends. I can do almost any other thing I care to under Linux or OS/X but I can't play games when the developers of those games can't be bothered to develop them for any other platform. Sure there are emulation means I could use, some run under Wine etc, but my system isn't beefy enough to do that adequately and I don't have the cash to afford it. Hell I can't even afford a 40Gb drive at the moment.

      Windows sucks, but I have little or no choice in running it as long as the game developers are willing to continue to be Microsoft's bitch and only develop for Windows.

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    45. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > (probably, I don't code)

      That small detail slightly undermines the credibility of your argument. As a programmer, I can offer some insight into your argument which is trotted out everytime an OSX/Windows BBQ hits slashdot. The truth of the matter is that while Windows itself does support a wide range of hardware, its less than Linux (which is free, and comparatively stable, if not more stable) and only sort-of more than OSX since most hardware specific code is abstracted from the OS in the form of common APIs.

      People can debate whether Windows is stable, not stable, better, not better than OSX until th cows come home, but the wide array of hardware argument is a tired old cliche that while somewhat relevant, pales on comparison to more important factors that contribute to code stability: the business approach, time to market policies, varying strategies in deploying product updates, level of integration with 2nd or 3rd party applications, internal organizational consistancy, etc, etc, etc. Most importantly, most everybody in the know agrees that it isn't supporting 'millions and millions' of configs that causes Windows to be such a huge codebase ... its MS trying to remain backwards compatible to itself .. so millions and millions of programs might be more accurate. MS bends over backwards to keep your old applications runnable on newer versions of the OS. Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing (bad, IMHO) is an exercise left to the buyer, who pays for this backwards compatibility in lack of feature advancement and stability with each new revision of Windows.

      Most of the 'hardware' support is driven by the hardware (or OEM) vendors themselves; all OSes have sufficient hardware abstraction layers that make supporting 'millions and millions' of configs simply a matter of resources and market support, not technical hurdles.

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    46. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      That doesn't seem really fair. Up to windows 98, you could argue that Windows was a kludge built on top of DOS. Since XP (2000, really), DOS has been a kludge on top of the Win2K kernel.

      From an architectural standpoint, you can think of what's running on top of what. In XP, DOS is running on top of XP. On the mac, OSX is really running on top of Darwin.

    47. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      Buying a different mouse is a work-around for the problem, sure, but that doesn't mean there isn't a problem.

      Wrong. It's only a problem if you bought a Mighty Mouse, and if you configure your Mac online at Apple's web-store there is nothing saying you can't just leave the Mighty Mouse out of your cart and choose a more appropriate mouse, such as the Logitech MX 1000 Laser Mouse. I'm sure it has plenty of mouse buttons for most people. And yes, they work with OSX.

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    48. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by dloose · · Score: 5, Funny

      For everyone who thinks the parent is too long, here's the executive summary: "I've never used a Mac. Ever."

    49. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, I actually would prefer to use some flavor of unix/linux rather than Windows, i'm a hardcore gamer tho and the support in Linux just isn't there (games or drivers for gaming).

      All of my game servers (for public use) run Linux tho as I find it much easier to handle running multiple apps and stat tools with batch files and cron than .exes and windows scheduler...

    50. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Regardless, the operating system is, you know, what operates the computer. You are correct in the sense that they don't care about the operating system - which is the whole point of the Mac - you don't have to screw around with the operating system nearly as much.

    51. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Again: What is the problem?


      The Mighty Mouse is advertised as being able to work as a two-button mouse. With a two-button mouse, I can click the right mouse button while my finger is resting on the left mouse button, and the computer receives a right-click event. With the Mighty Mouse, that doesn't work: the computer receives a left-click event, even though I "clicked" the right side of the mouse.


      I call that a hardware bug. "Caveat emptor" is all well and good to say, but pretending the bug is actually a feature is only deluding yourself.

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    52. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Babbster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, no. The "you don't have to have a Mighty Mouse with a Mac" theory doesn't always work. For example, the desktop systems (iMac, Power Mac and, presumably, the eventual Intel-based Power Mac replacement) come with the Mighty Mouse by default and the only other selectable option is upgrading to Mac's bluetooth KB/M combo which adds to the cost and is a step backwards to a one-button mouse with no scroll wheel - yuck.

      That said, I agree with the fundamental premise that if you don't like the MM then get something else. Mouse choices (and KB choices, for that matter) for heavy computer users are very personal choices and there's just no way to please everyone when you're trying to provide a standardized PC (which is the Apple way). I used to tote my MS split-hand keyboard back and forth between home and work because I found that I couldn't tolerate regular keyboards after using it...and because I was too cheap to buy one for my workspace and too timid to ask my boss to buy me one (which she would have done in a heartbeat). :)

    53. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by PasteEater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?"

      a) The hardware is more expensive
      b) Gotta buy all new software
      c) Not wanting to devote hours re-learning how to use their computer
      d) The usual FUD (nothing's compatible, etc.)

      I'm a Mac user, but there are plenty of reasons not to switch even if you don't like Windows. To put it another way, "hating" Windows may not be compelling enough to scrap everything and start over.

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    54. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more of a personal preference thing.

      I never paid attention to it, but I noticed that when I use the right click button on my (non-Mighty) mouse, I tend to lift my index finger up and off the left mouse button. This would cause, based on what I've read, the Mighty Mouse to deliver a right-click correctly.

      If you don't lift up your index finger, than it probably won't work for you.

      It's not really a hardware bug any more than a car with a standard transmission is defective, just because you don't like lifting your foot up off the gas pedal while shifting. It's just the way it works; for some people it seems to work fine, for other people it won't, and that's why there are many different designs of mice.

      Slightly offtopic -- has anyone ever used the Kensington Studio Mouse? It looks intriguing, although it's unfortunate they haven't come out with a cordless version, at least not one that I've seen.

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    55. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness?

      Well I'm not going to answer for anyone else here, but I think a lot of people hate Windows because I hear a lot of people talking about how much they hate Windows.

      Actually I don't really know anyone who'd be willing to go out in public and tell everyone how much they like Windows and how wonderful they think it is, and otherwise extoll its virtues, who isn't drawing a paycheck from Microsoft. To most people, Windows is right up there with beige carpet and Steelcase office furniture and #2 pencils. It's just there; you use it because its what you were given and because it's what's standard and because its what everyone else uses. You might hate it and know on some dim level that there's a better way, but it's not so spectacularly bad to drive you out of your rut.

      I think the great majority of people are apathetic about Windows, when you get right down to it.

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    56. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're already enough into a particular mouse to have a preference for it, there's nothing stopping you from yanking it from your Windows box and plugging it into your shiny new Mac!

      I mean, I prefer a tablet to a mouse (reduces carpal tunnel advancement a LOT, and it keeps people the hell off my computer). When I got a new machine, my tablet stayed in use, even though the machine it was connected to didn't.

      And if you're getting the company to buy you a new computer, you can't get them to spend $40 for Your Favorite Mouse, and keep the Mighty Mouse around for a spare mouse?

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    57. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by ucblockhead · · Score: 1
      For me, one word: Games.


      It's the only reason I don't dump Windows entirely.

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    58. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.

      Not true. My little sister was a Windows user, and she didn't complain about it. But I once left her PC on booted in Mac OS X and she played around with it and ended up asking me to leave Mac OS X on her computer.

      She wanted to switch, she just didn't know before.

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    59. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      and no games.

      i'm a debian user -- but have my most powerful desktop running xp, purely for games. if only i could justify the cost of a mac...

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    60. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      "a) The hardware is more expensive"

      For the umpteenth time, they simply don't sell inexpensive versions of their machines. This has been beaten to death a billion times.

      "b) Gotta buy all new software"

      Did you not see the parent article? There's this thing called BootCamp. Also, since there's no good, free, bundled alternative on the Windows side to do most of the things that people like to do with their machines (iLife), 90% would need to merely purchase Office, just like they had to for their Windows machine and they would be done. If not, BootCamp. Done.

      "c) Not wanting to devote hours re-learning how to use their computer"

      Thankfully, the learning curve is far more subtle on a Mac. And if you are a computer user at all the "switch" isn't that hard. It's quite pleasant and eye opening in fact, in a good way.

      "d) The usual FUD (nothing's compatible, etc.)"

      FUD it is.

      The biggest reason people do not switch, is because a huge percentage of computer users don't even know they have an alternative. Hell, 85% still use Explorer, the vastly outdated POS that it is for the same damned reason. It's what everyone else uses, it's what they sell at all the electronic stores, and did I mention, everyone else uses it?

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    61. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      Same reason(s) folks work in jobs they don't like, live in towns they don't like, eat food that's making them fat and unhealthy, complain about the politicians they themselves elect, ... ad nauseum.

      What are those reasons? Laziness, fear of change, just plain not knowing what you *do* want? Never underestimate the power of inertia. I posit that the only reason most folks use windows is that most folks use windows.

    62. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by midknight32 · · Score: 1

      ... and very elitist to boot. As if we computer users aren't capable of making a good decision for ourselves, because if we were, we'd obviously agree with him (because he's "smart" and "knows better"). Anyone disagreeing with him is obviously stupid, a "pod person".

      meh.

    63. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?

      Who says that they aren't? I've seen more Mac and Linux boxes in the last year than since Mac Classic days. Every single machine I work on can produce a bash shell. Every fileserver I use runs Samba.

      Is Vista going to recapture that lost market? Let's ask Bill Gates.

    64. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?

      • They're too cheap to buy a mac.
      • They heard they can't pirate as much on Macs.
      • They believed FUD.
      • They tried using a Mac like they used windows and nothing worked! Macs must be t3h suxks.
      • They want to have the same machine everyone else has.
      • etc.


      In short: Inertia.
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    65. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      If so many people hate their job, why don't they quit? If so many people dislike their government, why don't they move somewhere else/start a revolution?

    66. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      For those to dumb to google: Wiki article

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    67. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by buysse · · Score: 1
      Problem? No problem.

      I just needed to rant. I think that's a reasonable and expected use of /., going by my years of experience.

      I encountered one of these vile rodents recently, and it was the only pointing device on the computer I was using. I was not pleased by the design. I spent about 30 seconds wondering why the right mouse button didn't work, then I realized that it was the asinine one-button mouse that Apple's been shipping for years, just with a bloody heat sensor where the finger sits. That displeased me.

      Honestly, it annoys me more because I consider Apple's other hardware to be very well designed and useable. That includes everything from laptops to servers and storage. I just wish they'd bring back the Newton. ;)

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    68. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate the "i can't be bothered" factor...

      I could probably live just fine on linux and open office but "I can't be bothered." The PC I am typing on right now is 6 years old and long overdue for an upgrade. I have the money to do it and the occasional impules but "I can't be bothered".

      Hell, I should clean my fish tank too, but... well you get the idea..

    69. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are all TIED to Windows. If I produce software for Windows and I want to switch to Linux, but my clients does not have the need to switch, I am stuck with Windows. If my client wants to switch, and I want to switch, but my other clients does not currently see the need to switch, everyone is tied to Windows. If my work computer is Windows-based, my home computer would likely be required to be Windows-based.

      It's called a network effect that is a disadvantage to the user. When Microsoft starts to tie users into the "network" by leveraging their various monopolies (extension to the browser and the eventual console markets comes to mind), they stifle innovation as no competition can effectively enter the market.

    70. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      Not usable for a real programmer.

      Hahaha. A real programmer doesn't use the mouse. He relies entirely on macros and hotkeys.

    71. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by xombo · · Score: 1

      Because we can't own nuclear weapons. In effect: fear.

    72. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is completely a hardware bug. Neither the keyboard, the traditional mouse, the PC gamepad nor joystick, nor the touchpad nor pointer nub has the behavior of recording clicks/presses with a finger lightly resting on it. Wacom-style tablets do not record clicks when pressing the mouse2/3 buttons with the tip touching the tablet without pressure. The only thing the Mighty Mouse is doing here is breaking convention that works in favor of something that fails to improve on said convention.

    73. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 2 is litter the damn page with ads, and let the /. traffic flow, obviously :)

    74. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah. Because the Windows users, who make up 95% of the computing market, aren't lemmings.

    75. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by squidfood · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Since XP (2000, really), DOS has been a kludge on top of the Win2K kernel.

      uh...yeah, I know...but Windows still feels like a kludge. It's kinda like preferring the Millenium Falcon to the Next Generation Enterprise (all those slick seamless touch sreens, I just bet that was Jobs' doing. Holodeck probably all DRMs and everything).

    76. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by colmore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny, my only Microsoft product is a mouse...

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    77. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      Most people are essentially forced to use Windows. Go to Best Buy and try and buy a computer without Windows.

      So what other options are there?

      Well, one could try Linux, but the layperson isn't anywhere near technically capable of doing so. The only other viable option for a "typical" user is a Mac, but Mac has always had that one cavaet-- not being able to run that _one_ app that you can't go without.

      So that's where boot camp comes in. You can fall back to windows when you need, but you can also break free of windows at the same time. As Apple's marketshare increases, 3rd party support increases as well.

      3rd party support aside, I think anyone who took the time to familiarize themselves with OSX would have a hard time finding it inferior in any way to Windows.

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    78. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a student and I worked for Apple for a year (software tester intern)

      All-in-all it cost be $1300 for my 12" Powerbook (Employee discount, yay!) and then another $500 to get all my apps legally with various student discounts and what not (Adobe CS, MS Office, iWork, etc.). Legal was very important because I was working at Apple and they don't take software piracy lightly. For a PC it would of been half that. Not to mention I already have licenses for most of that stuff on the PC side.

      I guess for a user that only uses Office, Email and a Web Browser the transition wouldn't be as bad, but its still painful on the bank acocunt, and I'd anticipate a number of "switchers" sticking on the PC side because they haven't gotten all their apps on Mac OS yet. At which point, what is the point?

      For Apple to really be successful with this I think there needs to be more emphasis on getting third-party vendors, especially Adobe, and Microsoft too for Office if they could swing it, but I doubt Microsoft would be willing, to package the Mac and Windows versions of a app in the same box. Then at least they could say "Well you already have the Mac versions of the Apps, so why don't you switch?"

    79. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      So why fiddle around with Boot Camp when Virtual PC already lets you run Windows on your Mac, and access your OS X stuff at the same time?


      That's easy. Virtual PC doesn't run on Intel Macs. Only Paralells will give you a similar device.

      On that note, according to anandtech, paralells actualy gives better performance for some things than running windows native on the hardware.

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    80. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's right. There are no games for the Mac. Not a single one. No game has ever been written for, or ported to, the Mac. There are no games for the Mac.

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    81. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

      For anyone who'd actually like a working link: The real Wiki Article

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    82. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      If they wanted to sell more Macs to gamers, they'd pay game developers to write for the Mac

      What do you mean "if" they wanted to? I'm sure Apple would love it if they could sell computers to gamers (or businesses, schools, trees, trained monkeys, anyone with money).

      Other point is that Apple would have trouble getting developers to write for the Mac just by plunking down a few bucks. Modern games take millions in venture capital and years to develop. The fact that games get made at all is due to the profits anticipated from selling to the huge Windows market. Creating a comparable game exclusively for the Mac platform would require the same amount of capital and development time, but would yield far less profit.

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    83. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      Thank you so much for that. You just made Finals week so much less depressing. Stockholm Syndome....

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    84. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by mcubed · · Score: 1

      But give 'm a machine that runs both Windows and OSX, and soon they'll realise that one part of their machine is breaking down, while the other part runs fine.

      Are you volunteering the gift?

      What kind of bizzare NeverNeverLand are Slashdot Macheads living in where everyone can afford a Mac? Really, you people are astonishingly out-of-touch with the economic realities of most people's lives.

      --Michael

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    85. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by CrackedButter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      My friends call me The Oracle.

    86. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by odourpreventer · · Score: 0, Troll

      5, Insightful?

      Seems the Mac fanbois are having a field day.

      Am I the only one on this forum who prefers working in WinXP? And before you mod me troll, I worked on a Powerbook for half a year, but found its shortcomings too frustrating. At least on a WinXP machine there are ways to circumvent the annoyances. On a Mac I'm stuck with them:

      1. The horrible windows management,
      2. the slooooow task switching, and
      3. frequent program crashes.

      So no thanks, if I can't get a unix machine, I'll stick with WinXP, thank you very much.

    87. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      "Am I the only one on this forum who prefers working in WinXP?"

      Obviously not.

      "At least on a WinXP machine there are ways to circumvent the annoyances."

      What means are there on an WinXP machine to circumvent the shortcomings of Windows XP?

      "
            1. The horrible windows management,
            2. the slooooow task switching, and
            3. frequent program crashes.
      "

      All I can say is that if you were running a powerbook with Tiger and a processor over 300Mhz, the damned thing was broken. I see nothing like that on my 1.67Ghz pbook, my 1.42Ghz mini, or my 2x2Ghz G5. OSX is even usable and stable on an old Sawtooth 450Mhz box I picked up. Now if I could just find someone to buy the damned PCs I have laying around after the switch. :D

      Perhaps you fell prey to something that is quite common for Windows users when first moving to OSX - clicking the little red jewel doesn't close the program in most instances. I've found more than one person who was complaining of a slow mac - with nearly every program on the system *running*. Try Command-tab and see how long the list is.

      Or maybe the confusion isn't with the "Mac fanbois"?

    88. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Quazion · · Score: 1

      Scared ? cause its difrent ? think difrent!

    89. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. You're not the only one. Wintel is just more natural to me then Mac. And I've used a Mac Classic in elementary school and a PowerPC with OSX in college.

      Anyway, I'm trying to install Ubuntu so I don't have to use Vista, and I'm a Linux newbie.

    90. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      "What kind of bizzare NeverNeverLand are Slashdot Macheads living in where everyone can afford a Mac? Really, you people are astonishingly out-of-touch with the economic realities of most people's lives."

      What kind of bizzare world is it where everyone can afford a computer? If you go and purchase a new computer, anything cheaper than a mini is, generally, crap anyway, unless you also sign a long-term access contract with a dial-up ISP or some such nonsense.

      You want a game machine? Buy a console; they're cheaper and more fun for that purpose. I approach the question from the opposite direction. A PC that's equivalent to a Mac Mini is MORE money than the Apple - and that's not even taking into account the inferior OS. Even the 'Mini-Alikes' are noisier and less reliable, by all reports. And a computer comparable to the iMac? Maybe one of the high-dollar Sonys, *maybe*.

    91. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      I do know how to close down programs on the Mac, and others have used that particular machine at my work, and seem to be happy about it. I'm not saying anything about the stability of the OS (though I had three crashes during those six months), but programs (especially Code Warrior, Cyberduck and Opera) tend to crash.

      With "circumvent" I mean: Installing TweakUI, AV, firewall etc, and altering a bunch of values in the register. Yes, it's tedious and shouldn't be needed, but at least the machine is working fine after that.

      By the way, I would like to thank Rich for his desktop manager, without which working on the Powerbook would have been near impossible.

    92. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by iainl · · Score: 1
      "a) The hardware is more expensive"

      For the umpteenth time, they simply don't sell inexpensive versions of their machines. This has been beaten to death a billion times.

      Which is why Bootcamp is to impressively tempting. It's not that Apple hardware is insanely expensive per se, but that buying a second box when I still need Windows for a bunch of things that plain don't exist on OSX (tedious things for controlling obscure hardware, games, my Wife's accounting software from work) is a lot of money I don't need to expend when Windows is "good enough".
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    93. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by ChrisZermatt · · Score: 1

      I've been using Windows for a long, long, long time, and to be honest with you, as soon as OSX will let me run my windows apps via virtualisation, then my next computer will be a Mac. 100%.

      The software investment is the only reason that I haven't left the *Windoze* experience in the dust years ago. Being able to slowly migrate software to a new system would be the killer app for me.

    94. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's one of the most ludicrous statements I've read for a very very very very very long time.. how exactly are you being 'had' by switching to a better OS? It's quite disturbing.. just because iPod's are cool, and Apple's image is one of style, does not mean that the OS is some fluffy toy - someone had their Macbook in at work this week, and OS X reminded me a lot of my KDE install at home, even had to use Samba to get onto the Windows shares (I was like nah it wont have Samba on it surely? but a quick Google search revealed that in fact yes I could type smb://whatever ).

      Just so strange that someone is defending Windows, as if just because everyone else is using it then it must be the best option. At least he said lemmings and not sheep (well maybe he's said sheep elsewhere), since.. the sheep go on living, the lemmings try a more radical approach. Think Different.

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    95. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      I do not have any numbers here, but he has a point. I like Linux but For all the trouble I've had with it on my home machine I can spend a lot of time waiting for a reboot after bluescreens (which I haven't been having for years now).

      It's not that Windows is better. But I'm used to it. Therefore I'm way more efficient on it than on any other OS whether you like it or not. The efficiency gain I could expect by switching to OSX cannot be that big that it would warrant the learning time, so why bother? Same goes for people like my parents. They have a Dell PC. They have a ISDN line to the net. They had the Sasser once, that's all. They can use their machine and it was fairly cheap. Why should they bother to change anything?

    96. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Genevish · · Score: 1

      The Mighty Mouse is doing one more thing you're missing. The improvement is that there is no visible "seam" to show where the two buttons are, and there's no "click" action on these buttons. This is, at least in Apple's mind, a style improvement in the mouse. The fact that the way they engineered it prevents you from being able to click the right button they way you want doesn't mean it's a hardware bug. Poorly designed maybe, but not a bug.

    97. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by somersault · · Score: 1

      I want to be able to stop my games and use my preferred OS without rebooting, otherwise what's the point? It's a waste of time waiting for XP to logon/restart (part of the reason I just dumped it for linux recently was that it was taking up to 10 minutes to log on for some reason, seemed to be free of spyware/viruses, etc..). Something like WINE is perfect, and it worked well for a DirectX 7 game demo I tried, but unfortunately when it comes to DX9 and sound, then GTA:SA doesnt want to run on it. Cedega worked (almost), but I dont want to pay more to play games I can already play better in Windows. Games is my everything else, apart from web browsing and IM. I guess I've mostly just been using Linux as a glorified mp3 player recently - found a great game, armagetron, but then found out that the keyboard input on linux is slow compared to windows :/ end up just playing it on my XP laptop now.. hmph

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    98. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by ArizonaJer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And on the flip side, where the "OS for everything else" is Windows, not OSX (as Em Adespoton implies), the "one word" could be the phrase "Final Cut Pro."

      I'm seriously considering buying a dual-boot Mac for the sole purpose of shoring up the non-linear editing on Windows.

      Even though lately I've been happy to edit video in Adobe Premiere or even Premiere Elements on WinXP, all of my DV pals use FCP. I'd love to be able to profit from their expertise by switching to FCP myself.

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    99. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by somersault · · Score: 1

      that's what I was thinking. Why click compile when you can press F7/F9/whatever.. or use a CLI =p

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    100. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu will be rather similar to using Mac OS X in simplicity and even layout (or Kubuntu could be closer). I used a Mac Classic at home for years, then a Quadra, and alongside that I had an A500 then 600 then 1200. Windows has always been kind of uninspiring, and annoyingly unconfigurable for me. It may be 'natural' now to me, since I've been using it for 7 years, but the alternatives are just plain nicer to use, and dont leave me feeling that half of my RAM and processor time are being wasted.. my 30Mhz A1200 handled multitasking a lot better than Windows ever did.

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    101. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>but programs (especially Code Warrior, Cyberduck and Opera) tend to crash.

      So stop using shit programs. Opera... meh.

    102. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      Yes, as you've seen, you're not getting modded up saying anything positive about Windows XP.

      I also prefer it for my desktop system...honestly I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that I know how to use it very, very well.

      My main shortcoming with OSX is that it only runs on Macs. I actually was looking at buying a Mac a few months ago and found that I could spend $4,000 on a Mac, or get slightly better hardware for a $1,000 build-it-myself PC.

      Another annoyance I have of OSX, and I may be wrong on this but it at least isn't obvious how to do it, is that you can't maximize windows to fit the whole screen. To me, screen real estate is very, very valuable and I don't want to waste it on the background.

    103. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      Agreed...I personally just gave in and got a dual-core and 2GB of RAM. Runs very well with that config :)

    104. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      Do you know how to read?

      if only i could justify the cost of a mac...

    105. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      It actually is that Apple hardware is insanely expensive, per se. Have you seen the price of a high-end Apple gaming machine?

    106. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      They're too cheap to buy a mac.

      Kind of like being too "cheap" to buy a Lexus?

    107. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      Heh, I had an A500 and then an A1200, and I absolutely loved those machines. I have never liked Windows, but I have always liked MacOS less. Always is in this case from 1999 and onwards.

      Kubuntu you say, I'll have to take a closer look.

    108. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You've just won the Made Up Fact of the Hour Award!

      There's no way whatsoever to prove that. You completely just made it up, probably from your own experience.


      You're right, I did make that up. But the other guy started it.

      And it was from my own experience. I've seen too many Windows users try to use a Mac and express some level of frustration. Often relatively simple concepts throw them off, such as the lack of right clicking (yeah, I know you can with the right mouse, so build a second button in the notebooks already), the single menu bar or the lack of being able to resize windows from any edge. Sometimes the get freaked out trying to look for files on their non-existant C:\ drive.

      I made up that stat because I've never personally witnessed OS X lure someone from Windows, but I have witnessed Windows users being frustrated with OS X. You may have seen otherwise, but if I had to make a bet on maret share 2 years from now, I know where my money would go.

      TW

    109. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by jimbolaya · · Score: 1
      Yes, I do.

      and no games.

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    110. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      EXACTTLY !!!

      I Was wondering why should i use two computers... and Apple comes along and allows me to carry my single MacBook Pro all around the world along with my Windows Games CD Pack.

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    111. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      One word: GAMES

      No, I still don't get it.

      I don't want to have to shut down all my applications, and reboot just to play a quick game, and then have to reboot and reopen everything afterwards. Furthermore if I'm playing a long game, I may like to take an occasional break to check email or whatever, or maybe someone I know might want to contact me over IM.

      Rebooting between games was fine in the early 1990s, when people didn't have Internet access and computers were generally used for less things, but I don't see why it's suddenly cool to now slip back past 15 years of progress.

    112. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Converting Windows users to OS X is a public service. Converting Windows users to anything is a public service.

      (I'd love to see the moderation if someone had said the same about converting people away from OS X.)

      But I'll bite: Why is converting people away from Windows a public service?

    113. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.

      Stockholm Syndome, perhaps?

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    114. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by somersault · · Score: 1

      :) yup I've been using Kubuntu myself... I haven't played many games since starting work fulltime, and Kubuntu is fine for uploading and editing my photos (use the GIMP, which I used in Windows anyway), browsing with Firefox, playing MP3s with XMMS, watching DVDs with xine, skyping with Skype, MSNing with Kopete, etc.. just wish I could play San Andreas ;) Tried installing it on my laptop, but the Quadro Go card isn't really designed for games.

      There's also a good shareware/freeware/open-source/whatever games community in Linux, which is something I missed when moving to PCs from Macs/Amigas..

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    115. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Games, games... but what about a machine that runs win, mac, and (hopefully) linux? No need to switch to another box to test your brand new web app? Seems a pretty good reason to consider an intel mac.

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    116. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by mcubed · · Score: 1

      If you go and purchase a new computer, anything cheaper than a mini is, generally, crap anyway,

      Oh c'mon...a mini is, what, $800 by the time you add in a monitor, speakers, keyboard & mouse? You aren't seriously suggesting it's not possible to get a nice PC setup for that price, are you? Hell, even the Ars Technica budget box is a nicer, more versatile set-up than a Mini and quite a bit cheaper. And the point is that many people can swing $400 - $500 for a low-end PC, but not $800 for a Mini, to say nothing of the astronomical prices for Apple's other machines. Except, of course, in AppleFanBoyDreamLand, where everyone has drunk the kool-aid and everyone drives a BMW.

      A PC that's equivalent to a Mac Mini is MORE money than the Apple - and that's not even taking into account the inferior OS

      What OS would that be? IMO, OpenBSD and various Linux distros are superior to OS X. But at least some of them can run on some Macs, albeit usually with more difficulty than on a PC (presuming you were semi-judicious in your hardware purchases). Still, that leaves you overpaying for pretty hardware, or stuck on soul-sucking freedom-robbing DRM-ridden OS X paying for the thrill of clicking through six dozen license agreements and budgeting to shell out more money for shareware to do things you can do with *nix for free.

      Michael

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    117. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      Hah, pwned. I blame the early hour...

    118. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by LionOfMacedon · · Score: 1

      that's because main stream is still "windows".walk into a showroom and 90% of the time,when you say "i want a pc" and they'll stick you with a windows one.doexist(do most salesmen themselves,know of linux/mac) ?.they dont!.remember,these are the same people that believed that the pentium processor would make browsing faster,heck,i have a friend who bought a bigger hdd because the games ran slowly on his system.when salesmen dont care and dont inform,how do you expect an uninformed crowd to take a proper desicion ?
      if mac had support for all windows games,if linux had the same user friendliness and driver support as windows,or the looks of mac,you will see many users porting.
      for now though,to the masses,linux is something thats complicated,mac is something that works,but has limited games support.and until the above changes,you can expect windows dominating the market.

    119. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you work, but if you need nuclear weapons to quit your job, you've got some real problems.

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    120. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You need a hug.

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    121. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I used a Mighty Mouse for a while before returning it for other reasons. As I recall, I had no problem right clicking with a finger over the left button as long as I wasn't pushing too hard on it. But if you naturally push "too hard" for it to tell the difference, I can see the source of frustration.

      The only thing I really liked about the Mighty Mouse was the simplistic styling and the multi-direction scrolling.

    122. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by PasteEater · · Score: 1

      Have you checked out Paralles Workstation?

      It's pretty slick, and the developers are awesome. As in, take suggestions and then implement them within days awesome.

      It's still in beta, but is completely usable. I've experienced kernel panics in the early betas, but it's been rock solid for me lately. Then again, I don't have a ton of Windows software, so perhaps you could give it a better workout. It's definitely worth looking into.

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    123. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The not-so-Mighty mouse detects that my finger is touching button 1 (through heat) and every frickin' click is interpreted as button 1. Not usable for a real programmer.

      REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T USE MOUSES DUMBASS LOL

    124. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?
      I hate Windows. Less so with XP than previously, but I still hate Windows. OTOH, I need to minimize the headaches in working with what my work uses (Windows, MS Office on Windows, etc.), and what my school I attend on-line demands (MS Office formats), and I like my games, and I have other gadgets that only have bundled software for Windows and Mac. So, much as I like OS X, Linux, etc., better, I use Windows mostly. Though recently I've set up a dual boot on my home desktop (and will probably follow suit on my laptop), and started using Kubuntu for things that I don't need to use Windows for. Using Windows doesn't imply liking Windows. The main reasons I use Windows all trace back to "most people are already using Windows", and I suspect that's true of lots (perhaps most) Windows users. Network externalities are powerful forces with products where interoperability is an issue.
    125. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by iainl · · Score: 1

      No, I haven't seen the price of an Apple gaming machine. Have you seen them ever make a machine aimed at gaming, rather than a serious high-end graphics workstation that just so happened to have the power to play games as well?

      On the other hand, the current iMac range have an X1600, which is rather faster than what I have in my current PC.

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    126. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?

      For the same reasons abused women they with their men. Beats me.

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    127. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      The mouse that comes with a huge booklette/EULA/license code? Yeah, I know the one! ;)

    128. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      If they wanted to sell more Macs to gamers, they'd pay game developers to write for the Mac. Besides, just how many gamers -- with an investment in Windows hardware and software -- are going to run out and buy a Mac just so they can boot it into Windows?

      Who said anything about selling more macs to "Gamers"? They want to sell more macs to casual PC users who don't care what OS they're using, but still want to be able to fire up their favourite game every once in a while.

      After all, hardcore Gamers are willing to drop a lot of money; if they want to try OS X, they'd probably just buy a Mini as an extra computer and hook it up to the chain of devices attached to their plasma HTDV; it would cost about the same amount as their biannual graphics card upgrade for their AMD gaming box. No need for dual booting.

    129. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by johansalk · · Score: 1

      "One OS for games, and one OS for everything else"... Indeed, that's exactly why I use Windows and PalmOS.

    130. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by reallocate · · Score: 1

      I have to admit that computer games leave me cold. I can't imagine hanging on to Windows to play a game. If Apple thinks Boot Camp will let them sell hardware to people who want Windows only for a game, more power to 'em.

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    131. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It is a feature. Maybe it's a misfeature, but it's still a feature. If it wasn't they wouldn't have spent money putting in touch sensors and the accompanying logic instead of two microswitches and a couple pieces of plastic.

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    132. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Chode2235 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worked for me. I have been a windows user all my life, and have admired apple since I became reintroduced to them through my 2nd gen iPod.

      I wanted to try OS X out, downloaded it off a torrent installed it on my inspiron notebook, fell in love, realized the crap windows is, and bought an iMac a month later.

      I think it is true, I hate windows, and I really hate having to fix other people I know's windows boxes. I have told them all that I now have a mac, and that their 'support contracts' now require them to make a platform migration.

      Apple wins.

    133. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Kind of like being too "cheap" to buy a Lexus?

      Lil' bit, yeah...

      Wanna dig up the ol' "if microsoft made cars" joke now, or should we wait for a passing karma whore? : )

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    134. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by ZoCool · · Score: 1

      Well. Now. *there's an intelligent well balanced informed comment for you.

    135. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      I guess underscores are important.

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    136. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. A real programmer doesn't use the mouse. He relies entirely on macros and hotkeys.

      Clearly you've never tried Nedit, or seen the things you can do with selections, buttons and the mouse. Sadly it doesn't have code folding, but in almost all other aspects it leaves emacs or vim for dead, using only a fraction of the resources.

      Mice are great for programming ... they're just not much use if you're using archaic editors that were designed for the days of consoles.

    137. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to get your hands off the keyboard to manipulate the mouse? I fail to see what's so great about that Nedit of yours.

      And for the record I'm not using "archaic editors that were designed for the days of consoles" when I code.

    138. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to get your hands off the keyboard to manipulate the mouse?

      Because sometimes it's faster when you want to manipulate blocks of code? I think it's like a CLI file-management vs GUI file-management issue - both have their strengths and weaknesses, and you're missing out if you only rely on one method.

      I fail to see what's so great about that Nedit of yours.

      It's not mine, thankfully! (sheesh, who'd want to code in motif!?) And I don't use it exclusively. But it makes writing and maintaining code one hell of a lot easier for me - doing the same thing in vim, for example, is noticeably slower.

      But what's so great about the mouse? OK - say you want to duplicate a segment/line/block of code at your cursor ... just drag over the relevant code with the middle mouse button (works between different windows, too!). Drag'n'drop? Highlight and drag with the middle mouse button. Switch/copy blocks of code around? Highlight one block, middle-mouse drag over the over whilst holding down accelerator keys ... I could go on and on. It turns the middle-mouse button from a useful paste button into a serious power tool.

      And for the record I'm not using "archaic editors that were designed for the days of consoles" when I code.

      *grin* ... yeah, that was a bit trollish of me, wasn't it?? :) What are you using instead?

    139. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I don't get mod points anymore, (and you're replying to a reply to my post in any case) so I'll chime in with a

      YES! YES! MOD THE PARENT UP!

      I use Mac OS X, Windows 2k and XP, Solaris (I think 9, never checked) and various Linux distributions daily. They all have stupidities that make me bang my head off the wall. Strangely enough, they also all have zealots who claim that whatever stupid behavior drives me nuts has deep-rooted reasoning and is correct on the basis of being correct. It gets tiring to hear it, which is why I drown it out in real life, and pick on it here.

      Naturally, I catch Troll and Flamebait mods from the zealous, but I find that just as amusing as the old Catholic tendency to burn anyone who didn't toe the company line.

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    140. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by russellh · · Score: 1

      It is completely a hardware bug. Neither the keyboard, the traditional mouse, the PC gamepad nor joystick, nor the touchpad nor pointer nub has the behavior of recording clicks/presses with a finger lightly resting on it.

      The only other thing that does - at least for me - is the laptop trackpack "tap to click" behavior. It must be some EM field about my body but I can cause a "click" behavior when that feature is turned on without even touching the trackpad. Just hovering my finger so it oh so gently barely but not even touches and - click! All trackpads that have that feature behave the same way - from the oldest sony vaios to the macbook pro.

      But for the mighty mouse, it definitely does NOT register clicks when you're just resting slightly on it. All three (four actually) buttons need to be seriously depressed on mine. Regarding the behavior of resting the fingers on the left of the mouse while right-clicking, yes I have just verified that this does cause a left-click. I've not experienced it before since I don't rest my fingers on the mouse, actually at all except when clicking. I usually move the mouse with only two fingers - thumb and either middle or ring finger.

      But I would not be surprised that apple would try to emulate the one button mouse in that way, while still allowing the right button behavior. It's a detail I wouldn't put past the Steve.

      I like the mighty mouse but I'm not entirely happy about having a mechanical moving part to get dirty again. the ball has to be sprayed out with compressed air once in a while.

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    141. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      The Mighty Mouse is advertised as being able to work as a two-button mouse. With a two-button mouse, I can click the right mouse button while my finger is resting on the left mouse button, and the computer receives a right-click event. With the Mighty Mouse, that doesn't work: the computer receives a left-click event, even though I "clicked" the right side of the mouse.

      Not that I represent the majority, but last time I rested my index finger on the left mouse button was back when I didn't have a wheel. I imagine that if I had a Mighty Mouse instead of this Logitech MediaPlay, I'd rest my index finger on the ball vice the wheel.

      Just looking at my mouse, I can see a worn spot where my middle finger rests on the right button; the left button remains mostly unblemished.
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    142. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did your mommy do to you when you were a child?

      Too many drops on the head? Too many shots of whiskey?

  2. So what you're telling me is... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...the editor of PC Magazine reads Slashdot? What a shocker. And he even ads* in the requisite amount of Jobs hating because he knows his readers are Windows fans.

    All I have to say is: Where's my royalty check?

    * Whoops, freudian slip

    P.S. What does everyone think of the new comment system?

    P.P.S. Yes, I really typed ads. I figured it was more insightful to point it out rather than correct it.


    1. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1, Troll

      I started to reply "I want to have a threesome with your mom and dad", but I caught the typo before I hit submit.

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    2. Re:So what you're telling me is... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      My point being that this anti-Mac trolling is a cheap attempt at driving up ad revenue. I caught the "ads" typo when I was proof-reading, and thought it fit right in. Especially since I don't see my royalty check! We should tag this article with "stolenfromakaimbatman" in protest. :-P

    3. Re:So what you're telling me is... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      We should tag this article with "stolenfromakaimbatman" in protest.

      Huh. I didn't actually expect anyone to enter the tag. But there it is, bigger than life. Thanks guys, that's hilarious! =)

    4. Re:So what you're telling me is... by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 0, Troll

      OK, so you were the 99999th person to say this and PC Magazine was the 100000th. Good for you!

      (Also, I've noticed that linking to one of your own posts is Never-Fail Karma Whore tactics.)

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    5. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god damn you are a faggot shut up

    6. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      OK, I get it. Sorry if I was a little dense (or if you're a little obtuse).

      You're right about the ad revenue. Just guessing (I'm not going to go back there and help them out again), but they've got about 80/20 advertising to content ratio (if you even want to call it content).

      How did Jim Louderback get the Editor-in-Chief position, anyway? Whose parents did he have to fuck? =)

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    7. Re:So what you're telling me is... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, lighten up. Get out of the house, visit the beach, work on your sense of humor a bit, and find me the other 99998 comments as proof.

      (I kid, I kid!)

      (Also, I've noticed that linking to one of your own posts is Never-Fail Karma Whore tactics.)

      Which explains why I'm currently modded +4 rather than my usual +5. *finger-snap* I knew I did something wrong.

      Seriously, relax. Sit back and chill out a bit. I'll be working on a list of "Times I've been right when everyone told me I was wrong" very soon now. Top on the list will be Goobuntu isn't for consumers! Wait, did I just link to my own post again? Damn. I guess I'll have to live with the +5^W^W +4 score. Sorry about that. I won't do it again. Really. (Oops.)

    8. Re:So what you're telling me is... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

      How did Jim Louderback get the Editor-in-Chief position, anyway?

      I don't understand your surprise. This is the same magazine that gainfully employs John C. Dvorak! =)

    9. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The consensus of the taggers seems to be that what they stole from you was a stupid troll.

    10. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      No offense, but you are not a special unique snowflake. You were far from the only one discussing the fact that this is all an effort to get people to switch, so there was no point in tagging the story with "stolenfromakaimbatman" which I'm going to have to assume was your doing, or bitching and moaning about it in your post.

      Honestly, grow up and get over yourself.

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    11. Re:So what you're telling me is... by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      ARRG -- You got me this time Batman, but I'll be back! (Climbs into the NutscrapeMobile and shoots off behind the moon)

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    12. Re:So what you're telling me is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys crack me up!

  3. Apple's Confidence by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In economics, the most efficient markets are those that can be directly competed against one another. It's a definite statement of confidence by Apple that they will *support* the means to run a competing OS on their system. This may be the first time (myself included) that users will see the two OS's, side by side. BC is the only economic way of doing this comparison.

    While there may be drivers lacking initially, I have full confidence that the open source community will fill this void. And with both OS's available and with XP trying my patience, maybe I'll finally take the dive full-time into OSX and BC will be a non-issue. :-)

    Jim http://www.runfatboy.net/ -- A workout plan that doesn't feel like homework.

    1. Re:Apple's Confidence by ect5150 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In economics, the most efficient markets are those that can be directly competed against one another.

      I'm just nitpicking here, but that's not what defines efficient markets in economics. A discriminating monopolist market is also efficient. Efficiency is defined by Pareto efficiency ...
      Here is a link
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_efficient

      Although, its true a perfectly competitive situation results in an efficient market. Most of the time, people like perfect competition mainly because its the market with the lowest prices, not because of its efficiency to allocate resources.

      By the way, neither Apple nor Microsoft exist in a highly competitve market (as defined by those terms in economics).

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    2. Re:Apple's Confidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While there may be drivers lacking initially, I have full confidence that the open source community will fill this void.

      You think the "open source community" will create drivers for the Windows OS to run on Apple computers?

    3. Re:Apple's Confidence by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's a definite statement of confidence by Apple that they will *support* the means to run a competing OS on their system.

      No. Boot Camp is currently unsupported. Apple also refuses to provide support for running Windows on the machine.

      While there may be drivers lacking initially, I have full confidence that the open source community will fill this void.

      I sincerely doubt that many from the "open source community" are going to step up to write drivers for closed hardware running on a closed-source OS. Now Linux or *BSD drivers for the Apple hardware are more likely to happen. But writing drivers for closed hardware is difficult enough without having to write them for an operating system that doesn't provide you with source code.

    4. Re:Apple's Confidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are so wrong:
      • Pareto efficiency is a special case of efficient markets, not the definition
      • From the article you linked: restrictive assumptions necessary for the proof (markets exist for all possible goods, markets are perfectly competitive, and transaction costs are negligible)
    5. Re:Apple's Confidence by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pareto efficiency seems to be a method for defending the status quo, i.e. we can't make any changes that would make anyone less happy. I mean, I see it's a usefull concept, but it seems to ignore the possiblity that maybe some greedy fuckers deserve to be made a little less happy so the rest of us can be a little more happy.

      But I'm just a mutant commie traitor, what do I know?

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    6. Re:Apple's Confidence by Quasar+Sera · · Score: 1

      This may be the first time (myself included) that users will see the two OS's, side by side. Not that LILO and GRUB have (easily) facilitated that for a while.

    7. Re:Apple's Confidence by C0rinthian · · Score: 1
      No. Boot Camp is currently unsupported. Apple also refuses to provide support for running Windows on the machine.
      Apple doesn't have to. Once you're trying to run Windows, it's under Microsoft support. >:)
    8. Re:Apple's Confidence by Jason1729 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This may be the first time (myself included) that users will see the two OS's, side by side.

      I've had a mac and pc connected to my console with a KVM switch for years...switching between is just a few keystrokes. I think my way is more conveninet than having to reboot the system. I also don't see why someone would pay the price premium for a mac just to run windows.

    9. Re:Apple's Confidence by WaltFrench · · Score: 1

      Most of the time, people like perfect competition mainly because its [sic] the market with the lowest prices, not because of its efficiency to allocate resource...

      Well, the two are one and the same: my resources, as well as society's, are directed to the products/services that make the people (at least those who care enuf to have accumulated with the most bux) happiest.

      Doesn't do ME any good that Fry's sells $199 boxes, but what I think is basically junk provides good-enuf computing for millions. People don't want a DVD drive that will work under Vista without hours of driver hell, that's their business. They get it for $13 less than something that would be supported widely. Good for a ticket to MI/3 and a box of popcorn. Live it up!

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    10. Re:Apple's Confidence by Sapphon · · Score: 1
      Pareto efficiency seems to be a method for defending the status quo, i.e. we can't make any changes that would make anyone less happy.


      Rubbish. Pareto efficiency only defends the status quo, where the status quo is Pareto optimal. It's not about avoiding making anyone less happy, but more about increasing the total sum of happiness.

      it (Pareto efficiency) seems to ignore the possiblity that maybe some greedy fuckers deserve to be made a little less happy so the rest of us can be a little more happy.


      Only if the amount by which everyone else's happiness increases is greater than the amount by which the individuals happiness decreases. Otherwise the total sum of happiness in the world is decreased.

      (this analysis leaves questions of egalitarianism, the transferrance losses, and problems of measurement aside)
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    11. Re:Apple's Confidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friend computer does not like that...

    12. Re:Apple's Confidence by spun · · Score: 1

      From the wikpedia article:
      A strongly Pareto optimal (SPO) allocation (X) is one for which there cannot be any other feasible allocation (say X') such that the allocation (X') is strictly preferred by at least one person, and weakly preferred by everyone else. A weakly Pareto optimal (WPO) allocation is one where a feasible reallocation would be strictly preferred by all agents.

      A key drawback of Pareto optimality is its localization. In an economic system with millions of variables there can be very many Local optimum points. The Pareto improvement criterion does not even define any Global optimum. Under a reasonable criterion, many Pareto-optimal solutions may be far inferior to the global solution.


      Maybe wiki has it wrong, maybe I'm not reading that right, but it seems to support my conclusion, at least for the strong case.

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    13. Re:Apple's Confidence by kirk__243 · · Score: 1
      You're not reading it right. There is only one Pareto optimisation, and it's when the aggregate 'satisfaction' is at its peak.

      Two types of Pareto optimisation may occur, but only one may occur in each instance/market.

    14. Re:Apple's Confidence by spun · · Score: 1

      Okay, what about this quote from the article?

      If an economic system is Pareto efficient, then it is the case that no individual can be made better off without another being made worse off.

      Or this one?

      Many undesirable systems are Pareto efficient. For example, a dictatorship where the dictator gets every resource is Pareto efficient because any redistribution would decrease the wealth of the dictator.

      I think you are misreading things.

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    15. Re:Apple's Confidence by spun · · Score: 1

      At least someone got that reference. :-)

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    16. Re:Apple's Confidence by kirk__243 · · Score: 1
      The first quote doesn't contradict anything I said. Pareto efficient means optimal satisfaction - and to move from optimal satisfaction to anything else will lead to someone being worse off, by definition.

      For the second example, if the means to generate maximum wealth is for alll resources to go to the dictator then it is Pareto efficient. Assume he generates, say, $100 wealth with all of the resources. To determine if this is a Pareto optimised situation, compare with alternatives. Let's say that he only got 90% of the resources and made $90. The other 10% went to the plebians who - through shitty processes - only got $7. That leads to $97 from the same resources. It's less efficient. If the most efficient system )ie that which generates most wealth) is when the dictator has all the resources, then it is Pareto efficient.

      Think of Pareto efficient to simply mean 'most efficient', or getting the most return on investment. There's only one 'most' efficient outcome from any situation, by definition.

  4. Mom and Apple Pie by yancey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd rather have Apple pie than Windows pie. Ewww.. gross!

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    1. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have Apple pie than Windows pie. Ewww.. gross!

      Mmmmm... Floor Pie.
    2. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about your mom's pie?

    3. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by 955301 · · Score: 1

      After giving this post careful consideration, I have decided to declare you a genius. The analogy works - using windows is a lot like eating glass.

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    4. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by MrYotsuya · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have Apple pie than Windows pie. Ewww.. gross!

      What, are you kidding? It's fantastic! It's...crunchy.

    5. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows pie is still better than Longhorn pie ( = cow pie)

    6. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by mad_minstrel · · Score: 1

      I like my Apple pie Small and Soft.

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    7. Re:Mom and Apple Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple pi = 3
      so easy to use, but not when you want to do real math
      Windows pi = 3.142
      usable, more accurate, but still a bit off
      Linux pi = [pi_value]

  5. wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there an old commercial from Apple, I seem to think it concerned MS Office for some odd reason, where people moved along in a queue, like lemmings, off the precipice?

    1. Re:wait a minute by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Do you mean This one?

    2. Re:wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the one. ;-) Thanks

  6. Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime... by Sierran · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...those of us who have a reason to use it will reap the benefits. Yes, Virginia, there are some. Battlefield 2, for example. Annoyingly-single-platform hardware updaters, like cell phone flashers and the like. Those little one-off tasks that I used to have to go find a windows PC for? Not so much anymore. Whee! When I need to do real work? Yep, you're right, I turn back into a pod person.

    Seriously, why does this guy care so much?

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    A hero is someone who knows when to run away. I am a hero. -Trent the Uncatchable
  7. lemmings? by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    sorta like the pot calling the kettle black;-)

    1. Re:Lemmings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Apple users are the classic "non-comformists". Kinda of like those goth punks who think they're being unique by dressing, acting, and wearing the same makup as their other two friends.

  8. Confused? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, users are going to try OS X, find it works better for them, keep using it, and this makes them lemmings and pod people? I would have thought that this term applied better to people who used a system that didn't work as well for them as the alternatives. By starting the argument assuming that OS X is less frustrating than Windows pretty much destroys any change the author had of making a coherent argument that people should now switch.

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    1. Re:Confused? by telbij · · Score: 1

      So, users are going to try OS X, find it works better for them, keep using it, and this makes them lemmings and pod people?

      No, the implication is that anyone who uses a Mac is a lemming or a pod person by definition. Of course, a statement like makes it obvious the author is firmly ingrained in the WinMac flamefest culture and painfully out of touch with the 99% of people in the world who simply use computers rather than advocate them.

      I'm thankful though, as it allows me to avoid the troll entirely.

    2. Re:Confused? by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyone who does not jump off the cliff is a lemmming. You don't want to be a lemming...DO YOU?!! It's time to start challenging the status quo, just because everyone is rethinking the whole operating system thing doesn't mean you need to do it too. We shouldn't mindlessly march off with something just because its the best system.

      I have actually had people use this same logic and almost these exact words when I suggested we should apply security patches to our systems. They were serious. Scary.

    3. Re:Confused? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      I just watched brazil yesterday,

      funny how your comment made me think of all the faulty technology in the film brazil and how everybody (almost) ignored its faults.

      yep long time windows user and hater and worse people get me to fix their windows problems.

      I do work without a completed 27b/6

  9. Nice spin by eln · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It's refreshing to finally see such a non-biased article about Apple.

    Honestly, of course Apple did it to get more Windows users to try MacOS. Why else would they do it? They want to grab more market share, that's what the whole Intel shift is all about. To make them out to be evil because they want to improve their own market share at the expense of the competition is silly.

    1. Re:Nice spin by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      It's not a "non-biased (sic)" article about Apple. It's humour. This is where you say, "D'oh!"

      iqu :P

    2. Re:Nice spin by phozz+bare · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's refreshing to finally see such a non-biased article about Apple.

      Let me see...

      "...once you start using a Mac, your IQ begins to creep downwards..."

      "It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings."

      "...smell the Apple pie in the sky..."

      "...I'll be smart, fit, and enjoying my real Windows computers..."

      Right.. A sensible, balanced, well written, thought provoking piece! That's it, time to ditch the old Mac, cause everyone knows that only a Windows machine is a real computer!

      phozz

    3. Re:Nice spin by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Methinks you need to review your understanding of the concept of sarcasm.

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    4. Re:Nice spin by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

      How about this.

      By luring people from Windows to OS X, Apple frees people from fighting virus and spyware. Then people spend more time making love, then more babies are born, then more gas is burn, more food is eaten, more woods are fell down... As a result, the environment deteriorates, the polar bears die, the pandas disappear, the lemmings drown. To sum up, Mr. Jobs is an alien monster to destroy the earth.

      Wow, beyond my own imagination. Anyway, making love is sweet, :-)

      --
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    5. Re:Nice spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want to grab more market share, that's what the whole Intel shift is all about.

      I thought they did it to get faster processors, because they just couldn't deliver on PPC. You know, how Steve promised to be shipping 3GHz PPCs within a year, a few years ago? And how they haven't been able to put a G5 into a laptop?

      If they just wanted to switch to Intel to grab marketshare, why didn't they do it 1994 instead of PPC?

    6. Re:Nice spin by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      It's the "Fox News" definition of "unbiased".

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      Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  10. Strange definition of "lemming" by vanyel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So let me understand this: people compare two os's side by side on the same hardware. When they find that the one they're not familiar with is much better than the one they're used to, and they switch, they're lemmings? I always thought a lemming would be doing what everyone else does just because everyone else does it, which sounds a lot more like your typical Windoze user to me...

    Unfortunately, I don't think anyone's going to buy a relatively expensive mac just so they can try osx on a machine that will still run windoze. Boot Camp's primary utility is saving mac users from having to buy a pc to run applications that they need to run, but which only work in windoze. If/when a native mode virtual pc comes out, boot camp will be even less relevant. To that end, I can agree that boot camp is nothing to get excited about, but that doesn't mean it's without merit.

    1. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by AnimusF6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Though I hate to prove you wrong, I, a long time Windows advocate, bought a MacBook Pro solely because of Boot Camp. Yes, Boot Camp convinced me to switch. I found myself in a position that required that I buy a laptop, and intead of going with a boring old Windows box I was able to experiment. I still get the Windows access that my position requires, but I can play around with an entirely new (to me) toy.

    2. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounded good until I saw 'Windoze'. At that point, all of your credibility went straight out the window.

    3. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, that windows is more of a lemmings OS than any other going. You do it not because you like the BSOD, virus, worms, stolen id, the high cost of the OS, software, etc, but you do it because it has MARKET SHARE. i.e, you do what everybody else is doing, even though they are jumping off cliffs.

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    4. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you had no desire to run MacOS X, would you have purchased the Apple machine? Even if you are primary Windows, you're are still paying the "Apple Tax" for access to OSX. But the vast, vast majority of the PC market really doesn't want OSX nor will pay any sort of premimum to make it an option.

      Also, as general comment: Right now, BootCamp is still in the "toy"/"techie only" phase requiring people to obtain a XP SP2 CD and install it. I think it's far too early to start making market analyses until we know if Apple will pre-install Windows for you.

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    5. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Good thing you posted, no one here would have come to that conclusion at all.

      It's kind of funny, really, people on Slashdot accusing other people of being lemmings. The groupthink here is so pervasively thick it can be spotted from orbit.

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    6. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      You do it not because you like the BSOD,

      *sigh*
      BSODs are like kernel panics in OS X; they used to be quite common (ever use OS X 10.1? Flakiest bit of Apple software I ever saw), and are now practically unknown.

      virus, worms,

      Your one valid point. Shame that any reasonably clueful user is immune to both. I know viruses and worms exist only because I've seen emails containing them as attachments; no PC I administer has ever been infected with either, and I can't offhand think of any cases where anyone I know has suffered from them either.

      As for worms, those are hardly Windows specific. The famous 1988 Morris Worm targeted BSD systems. Yeah, the same BSD that Apple fanboys make so much of being the foundation for OS X...

      stolen id,

      Phishing attacks generally make use of standards-compliant emails and websites that run just as well in Mail.app and Safari as in any Windows software.

      Spyware is easily avoided by not using IE or adware; it's not inherent to Windows in any way, and could theoretically target OS X just as easily, since it mostly relies on users actively deciding to install it (they may not know what the program does, but they think they want it on their system, and would therefore happily enter their password when prompted).

      the high cost of the OS, software, etc

      Windows costs roughly the same as OS X; it may be cheaper if you factor in Apple's upgrade treadmill. Most GNU/Linux distributions cost about the same too, if your time is valuable enough that you need professional support. The same goes for software: commercial Windows software comes in the same price ranges as equivalent Mac software, and if you want free stuff, most F/OSS applications have Windows ports.

      you do it because it has MARKET SHARE. i.e, you do what everybody else is doing, even though they are jumping off cliffs.

      No, actually I do it because it gets the job done and I find it pleasant to use; the only real flaw I see in Windows is the crap command-line environment, and Cygwin fixes that. I run GNU/Linux as well, but only because as a programmer I find it useful to have a second platform to test code for portability.

      I've used OS X extensively, and I can't see what all the hype is about -- it's just another OS, with some nice features (slick rendering, scriptability) and some nasty annoyances (the dock is a UI nightmare, as is XCode). It's not the flipping silver bullet of perfection or anything, and it's not going to be better than Windows for every user.

    7. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "The groupthink here is so pervasively thick it can be spotted from orbit."

      How lucky we are that we have your clarity and insight. Thank you, jay! Thank you for saving us from ourselves!

      -The Hive Mind

      --
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    8. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by NineNine · · Score: 1

      The thing is that you're not a typical user of any kind. Normal people can't "experiment" with a $2000 gizmo. Realize that you're lucky and very wealthy, and don't condescend to the rest of us truly normal people by calling yourself a normal person.

    9. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by mrcdeckard · · Score: 1

      i'm going to be upgrading to a macbook so i can check out this new os i've been hearing about -- "WinDOS EXPY" i think it's called? i understand it has much to offer that my old tired os x (it's already on the fourth version) just doesn't, like a registry, a "my documents" folder, a command line (i need to learn more about the advantages of \ vs /), and a software-based start button. i am a bit worried about the supposed lack of games and software development tools . . .

      unfortunately, my job forces me to use os x -- (have pity on me -- i have to use it for music and video production, and graphic design) ugh! how i wish i could just do some database queries. . .

      they also insist my hair remain uncombed. i have high hopes for the lifestyle changes this new OS may hold for me!

      mr c

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      "Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." - R. Feynman
    10. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, this is ridiculous.

      When did the whole argument 'Use an OS depending on your needs' die that we need to start calling each other names?

      A lot of windows users (including myself and those I know) use windows to do web-surfing, play games (think half-life 2 or unreal tournament or world of warcraft or whatever) and the other little things such as IM, E-mail and etc. Some of us also use our windows PCs to program in Java, .Net or whatever.

      Now the thing is, we do not really qualify as 'power users' whom I define as people who need every single performance out of their PCs(except when playing games). If I needed such performance (like when I am compiling a huge program), I would do it in linux. If I had an old pc which I decide to use for some specific purpose (such a media pc or some kind of a file storage server) I would use linux.

      Currently, playing games are one of the common things I do on my computer and I decide to use Windows. I am sure that the directx and games contribute a lot to the fact that a lot of people are still using windows. Sure, some of the games may have ports to either linux or MacOS but you can't deny the fact that the majority of them are on windows and have no ports.

      A lot of us(myself included) are also trying to learn how to use linux and getting ubuntu and being trained with it. What does that make us? Lemmings or enlightened people? I know someone said most windoze users are lemmings. I currently don't have a need to use a MacOS but I have a sibling who does anyway. I used it and found it all right but it is not something I would use on a daily basis simply due to differing needs.

      I have the choice of using windows, linux or MacOS. If I decide to use windows, I am an idiot/loser/lemming/a-person-who-doesnt-know-bette r ? Is it really so cool to hate windows and microsoft?

      Look, I am not defending any of the OSes and saying one is better than the other. But I am just criticising the fact that one group of users have to start calling names at the other. This is stupid. It is very similar to one of the tired PS3 vs XBOX 360 vs Nintendo Wii argument. Posting as AC because I dont have an account here yet.

    11. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      There's vendors that will do it for you:

      http://www.macmall.com/

      This also knocks off the added-cost argument from the parent troll. I'll probably go this route on my next mac mini.

    12. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is that you're not a typical user of any kind. Normal people can't "experiment" with a $2000 gizmo. Realize that you're lucky and very wealthy, and don't condescend to the rest of us truly normal people by calling yourself a normal person.

      This is exactly what I believe that boot camp is all about.

      Very few people can afford to experiment with a $2000 gizmo. On the other hand, if that gizmo is the same price as the other gizmo but much nicer, it might be worthwhile if the risk is limited to the cost of a retail copy of Windows. There are also things that a Mac PC can do that a Windows box can't (like copy CDs and run grep). Safe browsing alone might be worth the $50 dual boot option.

    13. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by mobosplash · · Score: 1

      >>Unfortunately, I don't think anyone's going to buy a relatively expensive mac just so they can try osx on a machine that will still run windoze.

      I don't see why this is a strange idea at all. Up until now, it has been a big risk for a Windows user to buy a Mac. That's a lot of money to spend on something you don't know will work for you. Now if you don't like OS X you're really only out a small premium and still have a good Windows machine. I've had three family members decide that was enough for them to give the Mac a chance. My father in law already got an iMac and has never bothered to boot back into Windows. I actually think there won't be that many people who regularly boot back and forth. If you are using something on the PC that often you'll buy one.

      The expense difference isn't enough to matter to most people. Most people don't buy the cheapest option for any other thing in their life either.

    14. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1
      This also knocks off the added-cost argument from the parent troll. I'll probably go this route on my next mac mini.

      " requiring people to obtain a XP SP2 CD and install it": it's marketed at people who purchased the software in the past, and are in need of new hardware and willing to try.
      Another thing: your next mac will have Bootcamp included in the OS (10.5), I'd think it a bit sad if you still had to go to MacMall to have someone push F8 for you and type the 28-character (possibly dodgy OEM?) Windows validation keyfor you. Grandparent has valid arguments, and is certainly not a troll.

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    15. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      disclaimer - parent troll was in regards to the pc magazine editor cum-nitwit, not this thread.

    16. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by pete.com · · Score: 0

      2000.00 for a toy doesn't seem all that abnormal to me for an adult.

      This really isn't a true toy; he stated he was in need of a new laptop. A decent Sony Vaio will set you back 2000.00 and can only run Windows. The Sony will depreciate like mad while the MAC can sell on EBAY, 2 years later, for 60% of the purchase price.

      When I need a new laptop I will be doing the exact same thing.

  11. If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by ZSpade · · Score: 0, Troll

    He would make OSX available for the masses, and not tied down to MAC computers alone. How is letting MAC owners put windows on their MAC going to make them switch to MAC?

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    1. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by jmelloy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Enh, I think Jobs would rather have more money than more market share.

      I'll wait until you figure out the difference between $3,000 and $130.

    2. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by AuMatar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who said he wanted people to switch to Mac OS? He wants people to switch to Mac hardware, thats how Apple makes its money- by selling their hardware for inflated prices. MacOS is just something they use to differentiate themselves from Dell, HP, etc so they don't have to compete on price.

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    3. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why would Steve care what switches you used with your Media Access Controller?

    4. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The difference between $130 and $3,000 is possibly not as much as you think. The $3,000 is real hardware. Now, I've looked around and I honestly can't find a better deal for a laptop than the new MacBooks (please, if someone can point to an equivalent spec at a lower price, then do. I am thinking of replacing my PowerBook, and running OS X is not so important anymore). The margins in the rest of the PC industry are around 5%, so I would imagine that Apple is in about the same place. 5% of $3,000 is $150.

      In contrast, any copy of OS X that they can sell for $130 to someone who would not have bought a Mac otherwise is $130 pure profit. The question is, how many $150s will they lose for each $130 they gain. If they lose more than 12 hardware sales for every 15 OS X sales they make, then it's not a worthwhile thing to do. If they can make 16 OS X sales for every 13 mac sales they lose, then it might be worth it.

      My current feeling is that, with bootcamp and the low price of the mini, they are likely to lose more hardware sales than they would gain OS X sales, if they made it available. I think OS X probably needs about 10%, maybe 20% installed base before it would be commercially viable to release OS X for non-Mac hardware. At this point, I suspect their market penetration would be slowed by businesses unwilling to be locked into a hardware supplier (Microsoft has conditioned most people to expect software to come with lock-in. Hardware is still expected to be interchangeable).

      I have no doubt that Apple has prepared a version of OS X for general release, as a contingency should it become good commercial sense to release it. How long, after all, did they keep OS X running on Intel hardware, just on the off-chance that switching to Intel might be necessary?

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    5. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The margins in the rest of the PC industry are around 5%, so I would imagine that Apple is in about the same place. 5% of $3,000 is $150.

      Apple's margins are usually cited to be around 25% -- a lot more than 5%-10% Dell takes in.

      Now it's true that Apple's higher-end machines are price-competitive, because they are competiting with the (very small) segment of the PC market that also has high margins.

      But average price of a PC is more like $500 than $3000 -- and that's the place where Apple brings in the cash that others don't. You can be sure that Apple is making very fat money with machines like the Mini and iMac.

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    6. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Asshat.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=183123&cid=151 31735

      It doesn't matter how much this is debunked, people keep spewing "overpriced".

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    7. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please explain how an idiotic post like this was modded "Insightful". Seriously, anyone who even types "MAC" like that is a flaming idiot.

      The concept is pretty simple, so pay attention. Allowing Windows to run easily on the Mac means you can buy the hardware and software separately, on your own upgrade cycle. You don't have to buy everything in one frighteningly expensive go. Buy the Mac now, and as you upgrade your software piece by piece you can switch to Mac OS X versions. Nevermind the iLife suite itself has no directly comparable product on Windows to begin with.

    8. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by spxero · · Score: 1

      I know it's rather cliche to quote dell prices vs. apple prices around here, but here goes:

      Dell: $2,345

      Apple: $2,799

      These specs are pretty close:
      2.16 Core Duo
      1GB @ 667MHz
      120GB SATA
      DVD Burner, Wireless, Bluetooth, etc.

      The Dell also includes a 3 year hardware warranty, vs. Apple's 1 year. I didn't go that heavily into software, but the dell is availible for about $400 cheaper.

    9. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have not noticed that despite the fact that Dell ships a lot more units that Apple, Apple has eclipsed Dell in value. Jobs is interested in profitability and increasing marketshare but not at the expense of the other.

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    10. Re:If Jobs really wanted people to switch... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I know it's rather cliche to quote dell prices vs. apple prices around here, but here goes:

      You can't really compare an Inspiron - which are cheap, plastic machines like the iBooks - to the MacBook Pro (/Powerbook).

      You need to compare to a Latitude.

  12. That seems illogical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So let me get this right...

    You buy a *Mac* system to run *Windows*
    You find that Windows blows so you increasingly use OS X
    And this gives Apple money.

    But, you bought the god damned system in the first place! Why do they care if you use Windows or OS X on it?

    1. Re:That seems illogical... by tmjr3353 · · Score: 1

      Not endorsing the theory, necessarily, but I think I can answer your question. Because if they get you hooked on and using OSX then you will be more likely to *continue* purchasing Mac hardware. If after your first experiment you are still using solely Windows, you may be very likely to go back to putting together your own system or buying from Dell et all.

    2. Re:That seems illogical... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Because the NEXT computer you buys is a Mac (fllowing that line of reasoning)

  13. Apple pie? by labalicious · · Score: 1

    McDonalds or homemade?

  14. Duh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, who doesn't know this? In an earlier article there was even mention of a specific statement that they wanted windows software to run, but, to run badly. The thing is, whether they mean for it to force people to go to OSX or not, it will end up working against them in the end. The fact is, Windows sucks lemons (particularly sour, probably not even ripe ones) but, it's still the most well supported OS you'll find. What this works out to more than anything else is letting mac users not have to throw away all of their old software while finally getting to join the majority in their use of windows.

    Sorry linux fans, I'm a big supporter of linux, but, I still have to dual boot to that windows crap (particularly since I'm a gamer, and don't even BOTHER trying to sell linux gaming on me because I've tried it and Unreal Tournament is about the only thing that plays even somewhat well in linux with just a few very rare exceptions.)

  15. What's the problem again? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people. It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."
    If you have two products side-by-side, and one is clearly better in your mind, how the hell does that make you a lemming?

    I don't his compatriots are the ones who need to wake up.
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    1. Re:What's the problem again? by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you have two products side-by-side, and one is clearly better in your mind, how the hell does that make you a lemming?

      If people find OS X to be clearly better, then that conflicts with his belief that Windows is clearly better. He can resolve this conflict in two ways:

      1. Admitting he might be wrong in his unquestioning belief in Windows and reexamining his practices.
      2. Finding some way of explaining the behaviour of people who switch that doesn't bring him to the conclusion Windows is inferior in some way.

      Which do you think makes him uncomfortable? Which do you think makes him feel superior?

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    2. Re:What's the problem again? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      The entire article is the author saying, "I'm not in the target audience for this product." I've seen these "I don't want this, so no one else should either" posts here on Slashdot, and they're usually labeled as trolls. Or +5 Insightful.

      He probably is right about Boot Camp being intended to bring more Windows Users to the Mac side of the force. Too bad it's embedded in a steaming pile of vitriol. His disdain for Apple, Steve Jobs, and Mac users is so thick, you have to wonder how he managed to come up with any insight at all.

    3. Re:What's the problem again? by croddy · · Score: 1
      Perhaps the easier solution would be to come to the conclusion that no one platform is necessarily the "best" for any one person.

      No, seriously.

    4. Re:What's the problem again? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      He probably is right about Boot Camp being intended to bring more Windows Users to the Mac side of the force. Too bad it's embedded in a steaming pile of vitriol. His disdain for Apple, Steve Jobs, and Mac users is so thick, you have to wonder how he managed to come up with any insight at all.
      I wouldn't label that specific observation of his as insightful. It's pretty obvious to just about anyone interested. :-) Although I have no doubts that he certainly considers it lid-blowingly insightful.
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  16. Why they think evey one will switch? by aka_big_wurm · · Score: 1

    When OSX came out I was excited about it being built on FreeBSD. And not much later I had the chance to work with it for a few months. The switch is not that easy if you are used to a windows world. Fustrations grew when I had to program on them. Nothing really worked the same way and was a real headach. I know there are many more that would have a hard time making the switch even if they wanted to.

    Rember Macs are now just PC's that run OSX too.

    1. Re:Why they think evey one will switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of a number of "IT people" who are stuck in the windoz world, because "a mac doesn't work like a windoz box"

      Well no crap. It works better.

  17. Re:First post! by Caste11an · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Umm..... No, there's a greater chance that you are an idiot.

  18. How did this guy even get a job? by scrondle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I knew there was a reason I haven't looked at PC Magazine since 1998. That's not an article, it's a rant. How about some technical details/reasons why he doesn't like boot camp? What a tool.

    1. Re:How did this guy even get a job? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I stopped reading dead-tree computer magazines a while ago for a few reasons. I used to subscribe to Computer Shopper, but I stopped about 6-8 years ago.
      1. I originally liked it because a lot of suppliers published their entire catalogue in the adverts section. It was nice to be able to compare prices. Then then Internet happened to them all. They would have updated their prices by the time the dead-tree edition arrived, and so it became worthless. Since this was a good 60-80% of the magazine by page count, it was a big drop in value.
      2. The news started getting really old. Stuff I'd read about online a month ago would be being presented as news.
      3. The editorials were really dull. If you've got an entire month to prepare something, you could at least try to make it interesting...
      4. They canned most of the non-PC sections. They used to have Acorn, Atari, Amiga, and a few other sections. While I didn't use these platforms, it was nice to keep up to date with what was going on with them.
      I eventually realised that the only column I was reading was the Mac column. That was always entertaining because it was some old guy complaining about how much his Mac sucked (or a neighbour's PC, or kids today, or something completely irrelevant). A sort of artsy BOFH, if you will. Anyway, I decided it wasn't worth paying for 900 pages when I only wanted to read 2.
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    2. Re:How did this guy even get a job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      yet you still read slashdot?

    3. Re:How did this guy even get a job? by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. The advertisers gave up on it, too. Computer Shopper has shrunk, from being possibly the largest magazine ever published, to something quite thin, probably below average in size. If they shrink it any more it'll be a digest.

      I agree with you about the non-PC stuff. But they kept it up longer than anyone else, I think (at least, any generalist computer publication).

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    4. Re:How did this guy even get a job? by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Computer Shopper had advertising in it? I thought it was marketed as a bludgeoning device.

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  19. Idiot... by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people.

    Um, fool, the "pod people" are the 90%+ who are Windows lemmings, putting up with the myriad faults of that OS. I guess that's what I'd expect from a "PC Magazine" editor...mindless Apple bashing, whether it makes sense or not.

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    1. Re:Idiot... by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
      I have always felt "bashing" necessarily demands that there is something to bash, or that the act was successful, and therefore justified.

      "Attempted bashing" is usually more accurate, if one makes such an argument...

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    2. Re:Idiot... by ednopantz · · Score: 1

      flaws... never tried use of the dock, have you? What kind of moron makes the trash can move while you try to put stuff in it?

    3. Re:Idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know you can turn that off, right?

    4. Re:Idiot... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      you know you can turn that off, right?

      Can you turn off the stupid unintuitive effect that dragging icons from the dock has?

      Just the other day I watched a lifelong Mac user get very upset when she discovered that little quirk. She was trying to make a program start on bootup, and assumed that she could do it by dragging the icon from the dock into the list of startup programs. Oops.

      Everywhere else in the interface, you drag an icon to move it, and drag it to the trashcan to delete it. But I guess Apple's famous usability experts felt that finding somewhere to use that cute little puff-of-smoke animation was far more important than trivialities like consistency or predictability.

  20. What PC MAG's editor really thinks... by pjrc · · Score: 1

    PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief says the Mac OX X is nothing to get excited about. He writes that Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X. "Once you're with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you too discover just how much better things can really be. It's sad to see so many windoze-only patriots being exposed to the superior Max OS. Perhaps they'll wake up and realize they've been taken for a ride by Microsoft all these years.

  21. And your point is? by n2art2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean really. . . . . We all aready knew this. It wasn't some big shocker.

    What is a big shocker is that this guy doesn't get the fact that that is exactly the reason that many people are thinking about buying a mac, because they can try out a mac and still have windoz to fall back on (ouch that would have to hurt).

    He touts this as if people are jumping into it blindly, and being swindeled. Come on, get with it. Pleople realize this, and are looking forward to it. It's a benefit, not some underhanded sucker punch.

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    1. Re:And your point is? by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      "He touts this as if people are jumping into it blindly, and being swindeled. Come on, get with it. Pleople realize this, and are looking forward to it. It's a benefit, not some underhanded sucker punch."

      Exactly what I was thinking. I mean, how does getting the equivalent of two computers rolled into one count as getting "...taken for a ride?" It's with this argument that I think he starts heading into obviously facetious double-speak. I really don't think this article is intended to be taken seriously. By the end of the article he's blaming Apple for all kinds of physical ailments like hearing loss, carpal tunnel, and the like. He even has a few good things to say about Apple and windows on Mac performance as he points out near the beginning of the article. I think maybe he's pulling a Dvorak in hopes of pumping up the web-traffic numbers.

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  22. Who are the real "pod people"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how are you more of a "pod person" for using a system 90% of computer users don't use? shouldn't people start asking why the majority blindly follows Microsoft's every beck and whim? i'd say the people who don't question their OS choice are more "pod people" then anyone who dual/triple/quadruple boots.

  23. Huh? Oh the twisted irony... by ScooterComputer · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight...those people who are currently computing like ALMOST ALL the other people (94% of them at least), who can probably not give a particularly good reason why that is other than "because that's what everyone else is using", and who on a whim decide to try out something new, something different AND LIKE IT...wait for it...are LEMMINGS?

    Up is down, left is right, black is white, and now the lemmings are deviants. Fuck me, I need a drink.

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    "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
  24. Consider the source: Louderbeck by sakusha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember that screed was written by Jim Louderbeck, one of the more notorious anti-Mac PeeCee trolls. I still remember him doing the commentary on a Stevenote carried on ZDTV a few years back, he nitpicked on everything, for no good reasons. Note that his employer, Ziff-Davis, has a major investment from Vulcan Ventures (Paul Allen). Loudermouth knows he has to cater to his owner's financial interests. Nice little doggie, sit up and beg, little Loudermouth!

    1. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by wallingford · · Score: 1
      Check out the last paragraph:

      "In fact, I'm blaming the AAF for a wide-range of habits espoused by supposedly "creative people." I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple. Widespread hearing loss? Blame the iPod. Carpal tunnel? Blame the Newton. Upswing in hernias? That Infinite Loop idiot who decided to put a handle on the first iMac--and started the whole luggable trend. No, Boot Camp is just the latest diabolical piece of Steve Jobs's grand plan to dumb us down and mangle our bodies.
      ...
      So go ahead and Boot Camp if you must. But don't come running to me when your mind and body prematurely degenerate. I'll be smart, fit, and enjoying my real Windows computers, while you ooze slowly into the Pixar-Disney-ABC swamp of mindlessness. Chump."

      I assume that he's trying to be funny here, but come on. How can anyone take this guy seriously?

    2. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by ickoonite · · Score: 4, Informative

      The whole article is supposed to be mildly sarcastic. I am British, so I can detect these things. It's not very well done, but it's the reason he links to himself calling himself "some idiot", and specifically namedrops Mac-compatible hardware (M-Audio and KONA) when wondering whether the stuff will be compatible or not.

      Trouble is, it has rather gone over the average Slashdotter's head. He'll be laughing his arse off now.

      iqu :P

    3. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I really don't think this is a case of Paul Allen pulling any strings in the background. If anything, he's trolling for page hits and modeling his behavior on his teacher, Darth Dvorak. As bad as Dvorak is, Jim Louderback is even worse. Not even Dvorak resorts to grade school level personal insults in his column.

      Hey, if you want to email Louderback, here's his email:

      jim_louderback@ziffdavis.com

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    4. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Daedala · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well... I'm not British, but I've been declared an Honorary Brit for my grasp of irony. I'm also a professional editor and writer.

      And this was just really poorly done. He has no control of tone at all. The "effete" crack in particular was icky (that's the technical term). Only an editor-in-chief could have published it, because anyone else would have been edited by someone who wasn't quite so in love with the thing. Just because it was intended to be satire, doesn't mean it was.

      This is why most Americans are not allowed to have Sarcasm Licenses.

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    5. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      hehe

      I didn't want to harp on with the American line too much, lest I got modded into oblivion, but, well, it was the first thought that sprang to mind. Licensing seems like a good idea.

      You are undoubtedly right when you say that any lower ranking writer would have had it edited (or, with a spot of luck, it might not even have run in the first place), but, well, there we go. I presume the reason the article was only published two days ago (or, er, 5th March) was because he has spent so long writing it.

      Besides, with that Vinny Slick grin, he reminds me of Darl Mc-fucking-Bride.

      iqu :|

    6. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The problem with sarcasm is that many people really are that stupid.

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    7. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by sakusha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I was thinking about the general practice of PC magazines trolling Mac users for hits. It occurs to me that the PC magazines' advertisers are getting the shaft. Mac users aren't the target market for PC-specific ads, but the PC advertisers pay for those page views by Mac users anyway. I suspect that on an extreme troll, the proportion of Mac users might be as high as 90%, with tens, maybe even hundreds of thousands of page views. And the PC advertisers are paying for all those hits, and it's all for nothing, Mac users aren't interested in buying PC products.
      It is time for the PC advertisers to send a clear message to the Dvoraks, Louderbecks, and other trolls, to stop wasting their advertising dollars by trolling Mac users.

    8. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod this up! This is probably the most insightful comment under this whole topic.

      I'd never considered it in this way, but you're right. PC Mag and other publications that use the same Mac trolling strategy are basically perpetrating a kind of fraud on their advertising customers.

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    9. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Gropo · · Score: 1
      The problem with sarcasm is that many people really are that stupid.
      White House Press Corps anyone?

      oh look my .sig is topical! apply to affected area and cover with bandage!

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    10. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Honorary Brit" does not parse.

    11. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a large ISP backed by Vulcan Ventures (Paul Allen as you pointed out) and we use FreeBSD for all our servers in my department.

  25. thats chock full of metaphors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until you--too--become one of the pod people. It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride.

    I count 4.

  26. Let me get this straight by Tx · · Score: 2, Funny

    A feature to encourage people to buy a Mac is really a cunning plan to get them to switch to Mac? Wow, he must be a genius to have figured that one out...

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Tx · · Score: 1

      "... switch to Mac OS" that should read.

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  27. Holy crap! by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.


    Holy crap! Revelation of the year! I can't imagine this being true!


    Seriously, how is this possibly a new idea? Of course that's what it's for. And switching because of "limitations" in the other OS makes you a lemming? No, I'm afraid not. That makes you "smart." See, when people decide to stop hitting themselves in the head with a hammer, and instead opt for hitting themselves in the head with, say, a a soft piece of fruit, or an old ham, we call that "learning one's lesson."


    The author here needs to get over his own case of being a lemming, and try something new. Pod-people? The whole article stinks of the exact same thralldom the author envisions anyone who switches being caught in.


    Yes, I own a mac. Oh, but guess what, I also own a Windows box, and a Linux box! I'm not going to say which one I prefer, because doing so would, at least according to this article, make me a lemming.

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    1. Re:Holy crap! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You're one of those lemmings that refuses to specialize and instead, generalize. Don't you know that generalizing skills has never done any good for humanity?

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  28. i wrote this guy an email by signore+pablo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    before i saw it here on slashdot. The article is a big troll. I told him he should title it "I don't like Macs and Here's Why:" Seriously he compares a lot more than boot camp here. He compares macs to windows as a whole and doesn't say all that much about boot camp in itself. Besides, its still in beta so wait for Leapard before a review like this. He mentions hardware that might not run and upgradability being a problem, but come on the hardware he mentions is the kind of stuff that people that would be using it would know whether or not it would be beneficial to use a mac or not with. The kind of people Boot Camp is for ain't what he thinks it is. Either that or again, he's trolling. Boot camps good for gamers, period. (in my opinion) Everyone else that uses a mac and needs to run Windows software can use virtualization software. OR, boot into windows... but i still see it as mostly for gamers and/or people with some lingering other high powered windows software that doesnt run in mac osx. but again, why would you buy a mac if you do professional editing or some other thing in windows? as he mentioned professional sound cards and such, whatever... this guy is a deuschebag

    1. Re:i wrote this guy an email by signore+pablo · · Score: 1

      i would like to submit a formal apology via slashdot to this guy. apparently im the deuschebag and he was the one trying to be humorous. Guess it went over a lot of our heads ;) .. oops

  29. Seems to be working.... by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to be working because I have every intention of buying a MacPro laptop and dual booting OSX. Apple finally took away my last excuse to give them a shot.

    Now I just need to give up an arm and leg to get the money to buy one.

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    1. Re:Seems to be working.... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      Sadly there is a bit of irony that seems to be missed here. Apple will also give it's own user base the option of dual booting Windows. Perhaps one or two of them (only the simple minded ones) will decide that Windows isn't really that bad. They may not like the restrictions but if their just using their systems to play games and send emails maybe they will decide they can get by with just using Windows??? There may even be an application that they have always wanted to use that is only available on Windows that this dual boot think will be the excuse they need to load Windows and put up with it's horrific flaws. While I realize that this is far fetched and a very unlikely scenario I have seen other companies who have tried to expand their market share in similar ways and ended up losing much of their customer base (can you say EMC?).

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  30. Might work the OTHER way around by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X

    And what happens when Joe Machead tries out Windows for the first time and realizes "Hey, you mean you can play GAMES on this thing?!?" OS X might suddenly not look so attractive and his next purchase be a lower-priced PC.

    -Eric

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    1. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by Senzei · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And what happens when Joe Machead tries out Windows for the first time and realizes "Hey, you mean you can play GAMES on this thing?!?" OS X might suddenly not look so attractive and his next purchase be a lower-priced PC.

      Have you ever met a mac user that you could imagine doing this? Most of the ones I met think that sitting them in front of windows is pretty close to asking them to do differential calculus in their head while juggling. For 99% of mac users booting into windows will be a distateful task that is required to play games, and nothing more.

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    2. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what? Yeah, it *might* work the other way around in a few instances.... but I think most of the people with an interest in playing all the latest releases of games already know that Windows is the platform of choice for computer gaming. Every Mac user I've run across either does their gaming on a console (and heck, an XBox is practically a Windows PC without the keyboard and mouse anyway!), or else they also own a Windows PC they use for gaming.

      Most people who already use OS X and Macs do so because they've already tried Windows at some point or other, and decided it wasn't really the environment they wanted to be in all day, every day when using their computer. The new ability to boot into XP via Boot Camp isn't likely to open many existing Mac users' eyes to "the undiscovered world of Windows - the platform already used on 95% of the computers out there".

    3. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Apple is willing to bet that existing Mac users aren't going to find Windows attractive enough to give up Mac OS X. I sure wouldn't want to bet the other way!

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    4. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by midknight32 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever met a mac user that you could imagine doing this? Most of the ones I met think that sitting them in front of windows is pretty close to asking them to do differential calculus in their head while juggling. For 99% of mac users booting into windows will be a distateful task that is required to play games, and nothing more.

      For this Mac Head, booting into windows (and fixing Windows problems... or is that redundant) is what I do for a living.

      :-)

    5. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Of course you meant to add that using Windows isn't nearly as cool as being able to do differential calculus in your head while you juggle. Man, I'd pay to see that!

    6. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Have you ever met a mac user that you could imagine doing this? Most of the ones I met think that sitting them in front of windows is pretty close to asking them to do differential calculus in their head while juggling.

      *ahem* ... [Taps microphone] ... As an OS X user, mathematician, and first-team all-conference defensive lineman in the South Toronto Encouragement of Very Educational Juggling Over Baboons Society (STEVEJOBS), I find this comment most offensive and stereotypical. How long must we OS X using methematically inclined jugglers suffer under the yoke of such media bias that is better used for mocking white male conservatives? Rest assured that I would sue you if you had a job. As it is, I am suing slashdot, their parent company, PC Magazines, the author of the linked-in article, the oil companies (on general principle), and the British and Irish Goldfish Fanciers Association of Gurnsey (BIGFAG).

      In addition, I demand the government to stop the war or I'll keep singing. (Don't laugh, it worked for Bob Dylan and Joan Baez, and my singing is nearly that bad.)

      Sincerely,
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    7. Re:Might work the OTHER way around by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      "Hey, you mean you can play GAMES on this thing?!?" OS X might suddenly not look so attractive and his next purchase be a lower-priced PC.
      Since when is a dual processor, dual/bonded video card, wide screen, portable, multi-gig PC "lower-priced"? What kinds of games do you think are going to cause PC envy, exactly, and what kind of cheap PC do you think can run them?
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  31. Bah--- windows and mac been done.... by acomj · · Score: 1

    I have (somewhere) and old powerpc mac with the 486 card.. It could run windows and mac.

    1. Re:Bah--- windows and mac been done.... by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Heh... I have a Quadra 650 with a rigged PC card from a Performa. I had to remove a riser card then modify the monitor passthrough cable to fit in the Quadra slot. It allowed me to boot Windows 95 and... umm, not a lot more. But it was cool to see though.

    2. Re:Bah--- windows and mac been done.... by NullProg · · Score: 1

      I have (somewhere) and old powerpc mac with the 486 card.. It could run windows and mac.

      I had an 8088 PC Transporter running real mode Windows 3x on my IIgs :)
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applied_Engineering>

      Enjoy,

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  32. Apple's Plan For x86 OEM Survival by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Get unwilling thrown into the x86 OEM market
    2) Release Boot Camp so Mac users can start supplementing OS X with native Windows applications
    3) Virtualization so Apple can leverage the already gigantic Windows software market
    4) Finish migrating Apple/OS X application and media APIs onto Windows
    5) Dump OS X and pass the savings on to you.
    6) Sell pretty x86 OEM boxes and leverage their control of digital media market the same way Microsoft does with their office suite formats

    You have to be crazy if you think Apple can survive as the only x86 OEM that is saddled with funding their own niche operating system. Or that Apple marketshare is moving more than a percent or so over the next year.

    How real the huge drop in iPod sales went through last quarter will determine the fate of OS X/Mac hardware. If the drop is real and lasting Apple needs to transform themselves rapidly to a real x86 OEM that can compete on price.

  33. Apple isn't out to steal Windows users by Shazow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My understanding is that BootCamp allows current Mac users to run Windows on their Mac. The article seems to argue that this will encourage Windows users to get Macs and stick with OSX instead of BootCamping in Windows. That may apply to a few people, but for the most part I disagree.

    As others have pointed out, it seems that the primary strategy behind BootCamp is: Give people the option to use whatever operating system they like. Apple has allowed their consumers to install Linux on their machines since forever, and now they're allowing Windows, too.

    What does Apple have to gain? Profits from hardware sales, of course. Plus, whenever you're buying a Mac, you're also buying OSX, so they're not losing much software profits either. Who else has to gain? Possibly Microsoft in the short run (all those Mac kiddies giving Windows a shot without having to buy a PC).

    And then there is the whole other market of people who aren't concerned about software expandability so much as hardware. Macs aren't great for upgrading their hardware. Windows or no windows.

    - shazow

  34. The More Effete Among Us by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    The more effete among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.

    Wow. Nothing says "class" like a thinly-veiled "Macs are for fags" joke.

    You'd exect this sort of thing from a random blogger or Slashdotter, not the freakin' editor-in-chief of PC Magazine.

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    1. Re:The More Effete Among Us by dodongo · · Score: 1

      "Macs are for fags"

      Oh, that explains it.

      *returns to editing in iMovie*

    2. Re:The More Effete Among Us by dcclark · · Score: 1

      Wow. Nothing says "class" like a thinly-veiled "Macs are for fags" joke.

      It's been done before, but effete means "affected, overrefined, or ineffectual," not "effeminate" or any other homosexual slant. Spiro Agnew called the media "effete corps of impudent snobs" and got slammed for the same mistake (of course, the reporters slamming him on it probably didn't appreciate either meaning!).

    3. Re:The More Effete Among Us by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      You'd exect (sic) this sort of thing from a random blogger or Slashdotter, not the freakin' editor-in-chief of PC Magazine.

      Yes you would because it's a joke, damnit! A lame effort, granted, but an effort nonetheless.

      *sigh*

      iqu :|

    4. Re:The More Effete Among Us by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      The dictionary disagrees with you. (Not just dictionary.com, but OED.com as well--I can't link to it, though.) Effete can most decidedly mean effeminate, and given the fairly obvious history of Mac=gay "jokes", you'd have to be deliberately obtuse to use effete in this sense and not expect it to be interpreted in this light.

      And in any case, my main beef is that it's the editor-in-chief doing this. If you're editor-in-chief for a major tech publication, it's generally good form to rise above this sort of thing--even if it means you don't get to pen snark pieces.

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    5. Re:The More Effete Among Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought Jim was gay when I saw him on zdtv. Seriously, this was pre-metrosexual days too and I was certain he was on the pinkside.

    6. Re:The More Effete Among Us by NaCh0 · · Score: 0

      Under every joke lies a degree of truth.

    7. Re:The More Effete Among Us by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      So it's a joke. It's still tasteless and crass. Would you print, say, a Polak joke in PC Magazine?

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    8. Re:The More Effete Among Us by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      So it's a joke. It's still tasteless and crass. Would you print, say, a Polak joke in PC Magazine?

      That's irrelevant. Quoth F12 (for I am, as it happens, a gay Mac user, yet I find myself baffled by your indignation):

      effete: adjective (of a person) affected, overrefined, and ineffectual : effete trendies from art college.
      no longer capable of effective action : the authority of an effete aristocracy began to dwindle.


      I think the first sense fits remarkably well.

      iqu :|

    9. Re:The More Effete Among Us by jacklangston · · Score: 1

      Well...maybe he meant no longer fertile instead of overtly gay. Don't assume the worst! I laughed at the 'industrial' looking iBook...heh.

    10. Re:The More Effete Among Us by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Well, tell me which of the following sentences makes the most contextual sense:

      The more affected among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.
      The more overrefined among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.
      The more ineffectual among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.
      The more effeminate among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.

      As you've said elsewhere, intention is everything. While it's plausible that he meant effete in the "overrefined" or "ineffectual" sense, it's contextually more likely he meant it in the "effeminate" sense (why else would he throw the "saucy" and "sexy" in there?)

      I'm not saying this is the type joke that you or I shouldn't make; rather, I'm saying that this is the type of joke the editor-in-chief of a major, general-audience tech publication shouldn't make in print. I'm not so much incensed about the joke itself as I am bewildered by the fact that it's being told by an editor-in-chief, in writing, to an international audience.

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    11. Re:The More Effete Among Us by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      Damn, someone who checks my post history...

      I've read those four over and over again and none of them make much sense. Neither does the original. The more I look at it the more absurd it becomes. Plus, it's late and I've been up for about 44 hours. It does things to the brain.

      Of course, I've just realised what's jarring - it's the "us/they" thing, i.e. switching the person mid-sentence. I suppose it's not strictly incorrect, but it's bugging me.
      Anyway, I can't help but wonder if he just meant "effete" as "effete", i.e. the typical Mac-using arty type, who is not necessarily gay (but, er, probably is, haha). I Googled and found this; I find the second sense - "an effete group of self-professed intellectuals" - to be particularly appropriate.

      It's a grey area, and I know what you are getting at. But if we're moaning about media portrayals, I suggest we start with the more pressing matter of, say, Will & Grace, before moving on to disabuse poorly educated editors-in-chief* of the notion that all Mac users are gay.

      iqu :)

      (* Incidentally, what a fucking cunt he is. Every time I go to refer to the article, I have to see his big cunting grin in that userpic. Elsewhere I think I said I thought he looked like Darl McBride. Oh yes, and I have been drinking this evening. :P)

    12. Re:The More Effete Among Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't Will and Grace always win the gay awards?

  35. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    ..those of us who have a reason to use it will reap the benefits. Yes, Virginia, there are some. Battlefield 2, for example.

    And unfortunately, you're stuck with an underpowered graphics card. I'll pay the premium for a cohesive Unix desktop, but if Apple is not going to give me a little bit more GPU choice, then I'll just stick with running windows and linux at the same time on the same machine, or remote my Kanotix laptop that lives in the basement.

  36. think they've got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My next computer will probably be the new mac book - i've been wanting to switch to apple for a while cuase windows just drives me nuts, but I need a buffer while i make the transition and I don't feel like having two computer systems. My switch won't be BECAUSE of the macbook, it'll be with it's assistance. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

  37. Lemmings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA implies that you're a mere lemming if you switch from one OS to another due to frustration with limitations of the former. If that's not reason enough, what is?

  38. Suckers? Yesss! by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else read the headline "Boot Camp For Suckers?" and imagine that this was a camp run by Dogbert? I was ready to sign-up some coworkers.

  39. Missing the point? by abes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect that the majority of people are not buying macs to run windows as their primary OS. If so, I'm going to agree with him. If I wanted to spend the same amount of money and run windows, I'd get a tablet. If only Apple made one...

    The fact is, the majority of people buying the MacTel, are buying it because it runs OSX AND Windows. No other laptop can really claim that -- at least legally (and easily). This is a really important distinction. I love OSX. I'm a linuxhead, but just having things work, and work together seamlessly. Priceless. (though my desktop is still a linux box)

    For my laptop, I have no desire to run windows. I'm through with that agony in my life. I want to enjoy my computing experience. However, I am realistic. There are some applications, unfortunately, that still require windows. Bootcamp gives me the perfect compromise.

    So, this editor is way off base. It's true, Apple isn't performing a public service. But they are taking down one more barrier that would normally stop people from buying their computers. And it's true. Once you start using OS X, you find yourself much less likely to go back to Windows. But not because of some strange Apple conspiracy. Because it kicks M$'s ass (comparing apples to lemons?). And this is from someone who wouldn't touch a Mac a couple years ago.

    1. Re:Missing the point? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was the one thing that struck me about the article. He says he'll be "enjoying" his Windows experience. However, nobody truly enjoys a Windows experience. The moment someone does, the earth will probably open up and swallow everyone on it.

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  40. the only suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    are the people who keep visiting another Ziff Davis spam submission, click next for more pages of adverts...

  41. file this under Not News by doctor+handshake · · Score: 1

    I think this opinion sacks

  42. When will I be able to multiboot into Windows CE? by lokiman · · Score: 1

    I am sure when Bill clues into the idea, we will all be multibooting into Windows CE.

  43. Praising with Faint D@mns ... by rewinn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Once you've .... been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? .... start spending more and more time in OS X

    I don't know whether the article is confused or trying to be clever, but I don't think Apple minds 'criticism' such as that.

    1. Re:Praising with Faint D@mns ... by Threepio · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the majority of the hardware most people plug into a Mac is USB or Firewire... which is usually Mac Compatible. Kinda mootificates your argument a bit.

    2. Re:Praising with Faint D@mns ... by andy+landy · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I was puzzled for a moment, trying to work out why TFA hadn't been modded 'troll' yet...

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    3. Re:Praising with Faint D@mns ... by PaulJCG · · Score: 0

      It might just be because I'm tired and I've missed the point, but isn't the article describing Windows as having "limitations"..? Which contradicts the article's anti-BC/Mac point of view. Or, is it just saying that Windows is limited on the Intel Macs (therefore, you are forced to use OSX). But that's not really true... you can install the full, working Windows XP on the Intel Macs.

  44. A few kilobucks? Try a few Centabucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system

    Oh, except you can have a bootcamp-able system for well under $1000.

    Damn, more poor research on the part of a journalist.

  45. PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did Steve Balmer become PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief? *rimshot*

  46. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by painandgreed · · Score: 1
    "Mac users I know having issues with wanting to do something a Windows box can and not being able to"

    In other words...playing games.

  47. ever have one of those days by Jherico · · Score: 1

    ever have one of those days where you wish you could just rate the article 'troll'.

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    1. Re:ever have one of those days by Senzei · · Score: 1
      ever have one of those days where you wish you could just rate the article 'troll'.

      I can't remember a day where I haven't wished I could rate the article troll. Had a few close calls, but the Dvorak piped up and saved(screwed?) the day.

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    2. Re:ever have one of those days by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Well, according to the tagging (beta), it's already been done.

  48. Actually, I think it's just the opposite. by flatland_skier · · Score: 1

    I am telling friends to buy a mac for exactly the opposite reason. Buy the mac and try it out... if you don't like it you can always put Windows on there. I am convinced that they will come to believe that the Mac/OS X are better anyway and keep using it.

  49. The Pope is Catholic, Water is Wet, and... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.
    Well, obviously (that, and to prevent Mac users from switching to Windows.) I mean, that's not even like a secret plan. Its fairly overt, if not spelled out in so many letters. Next you are going to tell me that OOo's support for MSOffice formats is just a plan to get MSOffice users to switch to OOo.
  50. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by goMac2500 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure you know some great programmers, but honestly, they don't know what they're talking about. First, I like OS X because frequently when I have trouble, I can go pull up the source code to Core Foundation and look at the source of the API I'm using. You can't do that with Windows. while Mac OS X's Core Foundation is open source, Windows has no equivalent Open Source code from the OS. Secondly, the Security API allows me to obtain authorization from the user for my application to do anything it. If I wanted, I could use the Security API to get authorization from the user, and then set about destroying the entire operating system. Yes, there are bounds given so that the user can't accidently delete the system folder, but as soon as a Mac OS X application obtains user authorization via the Security API (by the user inputting his/her name and password), the operating system assumes that program is trusted by the user, and at that point, the program can do anything they want.

    For your Windows programming friends to say OS X closes off systems, they must have had very little or no Mac programming experience. Apple restricts applications for security reasons, but as soon as an application obtains authorization, all bets are off.

  51. Apple attract a lot of suckers by kentrel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Apple do what they do very well, but they also market extremely well, and a lot of suckers are attracted to their products because they think they're "cool", such as this nonsensical obsession with iPods.. I listen to music while I'm running, walking to work etc all the time (for several hours a day) - I'm the kind of person that would get a huge amount of use out of such a product, yet I still don't feel I need one. My 256MB flash player does the job superbly, is lighter and the single AA battery lasts longer. I'm not saying iPod isn't a great product, all of these Hard Disc music players are great.. but i don't think the majority of people who bought them bought them out of necessity, or even just want but simply because it was cool, it was fashionable.

    There are a lot of suckers out there, and many slaves to the marketing machine that is Apple, and I bet even most geeks blindly believe "tech specs" and out of context benchmarks if it gives them a good excuse to be fashionable, have the latesty trendy useless gimmick, and for bonus points, send Microsoft a Fuck You.

    Also, what's with macs and Hollywood? Pretty much everyone I know who works in the film industry owns a mac. Is it because of the product placement Apple likes to do? They swear they're better without knowing much about them, or even knowing what Linux is.

    1. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      Also, what's with macs and Hollywood? Pretty much everyone I know who works in the film industry owns a mac. Is it because of the product placement Apple likes to do?

      Or, they are cooler/ hipper than you.

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    2. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by kentrel · · Score: 1

      "cool" = "hip" = "follower" = "sucker"

    3. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Or, they are cooler/ hipper than you.

      Nah... they generally just have more space on their coffee tables.

      A computer is a *tool* and/or *entertainment device* - who gives a damn what colour it is?

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    4. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1
      My Dad loves his iPod shuffle. Why? Because it's just so simple for him to use. He's not a simpleton, he just doesn't want to have to worry about using his MP3 player. He can just drag his songs into a playlist in iTunes when he's listening to music, plug in his shuffle and they automatically transfer across. No need to interrupt his workflow, no need to worry about whether he's copied the right ones or chosen the right folder. It's seamless.

      I love my iPod. Why? Because I can just plug it in and my entire library syncs. No need to worry about whether I've copied over that new New Order album - it's just done for me.

      Don't just think everyone buying an iPod is a sheep. Perhaps they're popular not just for their looks, but because they're actually pleasant to use?

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    5. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by kentrel · · Score: 1
      Don't just think everyone buying an iPod is a sheep. Perhaps they're popular not just for their looks, but because they're actually pleasant to use?

      Note that I made this point clear in my post.

    6. Re:Apple attract a lot of suckers by fisherdude · · Score: 1

      You know it's funny you should mention that film industry people like Apple. I work in a performing arts theatre and at least 80% of the laptops I see are Macs, including mine. See I also do video work and a bit of audio for fun. I can hook up with a USB audio converter (M-Audio) and record live music, I can plug in my Pro-Line Panasonic video camera and import and edit video. Or I can connect my digital still camera and have iPhoto or Aperature import my pix. I have used Windoze boxes for video editing and they fucking suck, just like they do for anything other than gaming. Almost any creative person I know or work with uses a Mac. The only time I see Windoze laptops are when the Ballet comes to the theatre and plugs in to my lighting console because it is easier than reprogramming my console to do their show. I might also mention that I am the assistant network admin at a 1200 student high school where the only Macs are in the video editing classroom and under my arm (or hands, depending), AND I do whatever I need to on the network from my iBook. All this while listening to my iPod shuffle (512 M) for at least 8 hours a day, usually more.

  52. Truly sad! by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.

    You sir, have a mediocre grasp of the blindingly obvious!

    I'm tempted to go into a lot more detail, but it would just weaken the message...

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  53. Jim Louderback by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Making John Dvorak look sane and reasonable since 1988.

  54. Is there any objectivity where Apple is concerned? by Slithe · · Score: 1
    What did other people think of the last part of TFA?
    But I doubt it. Because I'm a firm believer that once you start using a Mac, your IQ begins to creep downwards, inversely proportional to an increase in your AAF (Apple Acceptance Factor). In fact, I'm blaming the AAF for a wide-range of habits espoused by supposedly "creative people." I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple. Widespread hearing loss? Blame the iPod. Carpal tunnel? Blame the Newton. Upswing in hernias? That Infinite Loop idiot who decided to put a handle on the first iMac--and started the whole luggable trend. No, Boot Camp is just the latest diabolical piece of Steve Jobs's grand plan to dumb us down and mangle our bodies. It's no coincidence that all this is happening just as Jobs has taken over as the head of Disney (which also owns ABC). Pretty soon we'll be good for nothing but sitting on our butts and watching TV. So go ahead and Boot Camp if you must. But don't come running to me when your mind and body prematurely degenerate. I'll be smart, fit, and enjoying my real Windows computers, while you ooze slowly into the Pixar-Disney-ABC swamp of mindlessness. Chump.


    I think this guy is trolling for advertisements, even though I agree that Macintoshes are not the end all be all of computers. (I think such a thing does not exist!) There may be a case to be made against Apple Computer's sainthood, but this guy is DEFINITELY NOT the person to make it.

    Just once, I would like to see a Macintosh article that is neither dripping with Apple fanboyism nor mindlessly bashing the Mac.
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  55. Jeepers! I hope Jimbo has.... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    put his flame retardant suit on!

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  56. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    whereas mac closes off its systems so normal users cant screw it up.

    How did this get modded "interesting?"

    Care to elaborate how Mac OS X "closes off its systems so normal users can't screw it up?"

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  57. Windows = MacMame by Yergle143 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I run two curious little game emulators. The first is called Mame and it permits me run a bunch of antique games once written for public coin-fed consoles. The second is called Boot camp and it permits me to run games on a kooky antique dollar-fed operating system. 537

    1. Re:Windows = MacMame by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > The second is called Boot camp and it permits me to run games on a kooky antique dollar-fed operating system. 537

      Bootcamp is really just a fancy system installation prep tool and bootloader.

      I really don't see Macintels that have a EFI which supports x86 BIOS standards like Dell has been for years with their EFI, innovative.

      In otherwords, it's not a emulator.

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  58. why would I want windows on my mac ... by SlashSquatch · · Score: 1

    when I can't even get the damned thing to run X11 properly.

    They are trying to walk the line between open source and proprietary and it is stupid sometimes.

    Call me crazy but the main thing I really want from a computer is a nice xterm. I can do without the penny ante annoyances like paper clips and file opening drama.

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    1. Re:why would I want windows on my mac ... by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      How are you having difficulties running X11? If you install X11 from the CDs/DVD, you should be able to just run /Applications/Utilities/X11.app and it'll go fine. If the only thing you're after is a nice terminal, then OS X includes on in /Applications/Utilities/Terminal.app. Please, reply here and tell me where you're having problems and I'll try to lend a hand. :-)

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    2. Re:why would I want windows on my mac ... by SlashSquatch · · Score: 1
      How are you having difficulties running X11? If you install X11 from the CDs/DVD, you should be able to just run /Applications/Utilities/X11.app and it'll go fine. If the only thing you're after is a nice terminal, then OS X includes on in /Applications/Utilities/Terminal.app. Please, reply here and tell me where you're having problems and I'll try to lend a hand. :-)

      Thanks for that. I installed the X with the 10.4 installation disk and it starts up. Unfortunately, it does not bring up an xterm. Probably I have made a mistake somewhere, I'm checking my customizations now.

      I would use the Terminal.app but I found it lacking in the shell and cut/paste etc.

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    3. Re:why would I want windows on my mac ... by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      Try trashing X11's preferences and reloading it if this doesn't work, but with X11 running, try either Command+N, or going to the "Applications" menu (again in X11) then choosing Terminal and see if it brings up xterm.

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    4. Re:why would I want windows on my mac ... by SlashSquatch · · Score: 1

      Well it works if I take out my font customization. I had MonacoCY for a font, I'm not so worried about the style as I am the size. I can't see it, it's too small. Here's the customization I was using:

      xterm -fa MonacoCY -fs 20 -sb -rightbar -sl 2000 -geometry 80x25+0+65

      But since I upgraded to 10.4 this is not working.

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    5. Re:why would I want windows on my mac ... by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      Well, it works for me, so I'm afraid I'm somewhat at a loss as to why this isn't working your end. If you've not already updated to 10.4.6, I'd recommend doing so, and try repairing permissions in Disk Utility - may not help but it can't hurt to try - and see how it goes.

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  59. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by TheBigMacMan · · Score: 1
    Also, most of the programmers I work with like windows because it allows for tweaking much easier... whereas mac closes off its systems so normal users cant screw it up.
    I am very interested to hear what the slashdot crowd thinks of this statement about programing. What are your findings when compairing programming on different platforms.
  60. self-preservation by wardk · · Score: 1

    not much work for a windows hack when the users move on.

  61. Huh? Isn't That Peculiar by willard34 · · Score: 1

    I work in a PC and MAC environment as I work directly with our Graphics Department. All the POD people have been sweating the new MACs and taking Bootcamp courses on Windows XP for the MAC to familiarize themselves with the OS. It's kind of fun being ambi-OS...I like to see them sweat.

  62. Apple Computers... by wall0159 · · Score: 1


    Those Apple copmputers are a plague on this land. A plaaaauuuugge! We won't be safe until they're all destroyed, and all their users dead! Go forth, and cleanse our great world, PC-users!!!

    -Bill Gates, spoken through Jim Louderback (Editor of PC Mag)

  63. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Lewisham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Seriously, why does this guy care so much?"

    Apparently he's noticed that John C. Dvorak's trolling puts the hit count through the roof. Only makes sense to start using the rest of the magazine's brand to start trolling as well.

    He's obviously got some sort of logic malfunction, his arguments are both bizarre and full of emotive language. It's professional trolling.

  64. PC Magazine's Editor in Chief on TV by fortinbras47 · · Score: 1
    You can see his tv appearance here :P

    My favorite clip is the restart one

    1. Re:PC Magazine's Editor in Chief on TV by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > My favorite clip is the restart one

      You know, I really think that advert is unjustified. I have to reboot the Mac for stupid codec installations. Windows and Mac, even though they're both based on a Microkernel, which in theory should never need to reboot. They need it all the time for updates, certain software installations etc.

      Linux on the otherhand, is a monolithic/modular kernel, which criticisms were that you would need to reboot the system. Yet Linux seems to be far less rebooted than Windows and MacOSX.

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  65. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    Seriously, why does this guy care so much?
    From the synopsis: PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief says...

    He's got ad space to fill. Mac users don't read his crappy little rag.

    Sounds like the legendary comments made by carriage-men as internal combustion began to catch on.

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  66. -1 Idiot by yabos · · Score: 1

    How many times do we need to hear this crap?

  67. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Lewisham · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I forgot to mention, that of particular note, is the last paragraph:

    "In fact, I'm blaming the AAF for a wide-range of habits espoused by supposedly "creative people." I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple. Widespread hearing loss? Blame the iPod. Carpal tunnel? Blame the Newton."

    This is so insane that it seems he's trying to hint that the rest of the article was just a troll as well. He also links to a piece he wrote where he thought Boot Camp was pretty sweet. I don't know what he's trying to pull, but I'm sure his advertisers are happy.

  68. Warning: Humour Alert by ickoonite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guys, guys, guys! Calm down, calm down!

    I think he's trying to be funny.

    I am English. I know sarcasm. It's what we do. And I think that's what he's trying to do here. It's not very well done, but there are little hints. It's why he links to himself and calls himself "some idiot". It's why he specifically mentions the M-Audio and Kona kit (the latter is Mac only). Of course it works with the Mac.

    So all those who are praising him for his insight, for debunking the Mac myth - stop now. Same goes for the Mac fanbois who are trying to find fault with his article.

    It's subtle, I'll allow that, but remember: always consult the nearest Brit before responding to something that sounds a little bit too stupid to be true. It probably is.

    iqu :P

    1. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody mod this up... This was blindingly obvious that it was a joke.

    2. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by A+Nun+Must+Cow+Herd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "It's not very well done"
      Now that's an understatement ;o) Poorly done sarcasm can be as idiotic as the idiotic thing said unsarcastically.
    3. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are my mod-points when I really need them...

      I sincerely hope you get modded up -- it would at least partially restore my faith into the communicative competence of the average slashdot poster.

    4. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by idsofmarch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's always the danger with this kind of satire, unless it's very well delivered it can make the author seem utterly insane. I didn't figure it out until after I'd read the article, gotten pissed, and then clicked on the 'some idiot' link and just had to say WTF?

      Apparently, Dvorak has been doing satire for years.

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    5. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by derubergeek · · Score: 1
      American: Who invented sarcasm?

      Brit: Honestly? I did.

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    6. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by mstone · · Score: 1

      This is the internet. Around here, when something seems a little bit too stupid to be true, it's still on the leading edge of coherent thought. ;-)

      Besides, you Brits don't know sarcasm, you know satire. You have your lah-di-dah Jonathan Swift, Oscar Wilde, and all that lot. We Yanks produced Ambrose Bierce, who was one of the most unflinchingly sarcastic bastards ever to drip acid from the tip of a pen.

      Subtlety has a place in satire, which is usually compared to a rapier. Sarcasm, on the other hand, is a saw. It derives its strength from stating the truth brutally, but with style.

      Satire: Suggesting that Louderback might want to take a freshman-level creative writing class or two before trying to get any more of his "humorous" work published (and advising him not to give up his day job in the meantime, because editors can be tough cookies out there in the real world).

      Sarcasm: Calling the article a piece of tripe that any self-respecting writer would have tossed into the garbage can along with all the other tissues coated with masturbatory residue.

    7. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      I agree, it very much appears to be an attempt at humor. It did not become totally clear to me until the last paragraph, when it became so ridiculous that I realized it HAD to be humor, or some attempt at it. Not very elegantly done, I am not particularly impressed. I'd rather see a Steven Colbert anti-Mac skit...

    8. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      "Americans don't understand irony."
      "Tell me about it!"

    9. Re:Warning: Humour Alert by kirk__243 · · Score: 1
      He specifically asks whether a Kona card or an M-Audio multichannel will work on Windows, not on a Mac. That's the opposite of what you're talking about. He's merely suggesting that because SCSI won't work with the Mac, and Kona won't work with Windows, you may have further unanticipated problems with peripherals working in both environments. And it's not a bad point.

      This Kona/M-Audio line doesn't point to the sarcasm. And it's not sarcasm - it's 'tongue-in-cheek'. He still means what he's saying, he's just presenting it in a hyperbolic manner.

      In fact, I'm blaming [Apple] for a wide-range of habits espoused by supposedly "creative people." I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple. Widespread hearing loss? Blame the iPod. Carpal tunnel? Blame the Newton. Upswing in hernias? That Infinite Loop idiot who decided to put a handle on the first iMac--and started the whole luggable trend. No, Boot Camp is just the latest diabolical piece of Steve Jobs's grand plan to dumb us down and mangle our bodies.

      What's with the British acting as if they own sarcasm? I'm Australian, and I think that we do deadpan sarcasm far better than they do.

  69. Uh, Lemmings? by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 1

    You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people. It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings.

    Strange, I thought lemmings were people who all looked, thought, and acted alike. Considering that windows has over 90% of the desktops, wouldn't the lemmings be the windows users. Anyone who leaves the windows camp to move to apple should be considered an anti-lemming...

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  70. Do I have this right? by Eideewt · · Score: 0, Troll

    His theory is that dual booters will eventually switch over to Apple's OS because they like it better, and he hopes that they will realize Apple has taken them for a ride? How is using an OS you like better being taken for a ride?

    And then he blames Apple for everything! Yes, literally everything. FTFA: "I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple." I assume this is intended as some sort of lame joke (which his intended audience will not doubt love), but any editor who would let an article of this quality slip through deserves to be fired. It's a shame that he *is* the editor. I've got nothing against editorials, but this goes above and beyond that. He's not expressing a considered opinion, he's just engaging in some "let's all laugh at the other guys because we're better" type humor.

    I wasn't exactly planning on buying PC Magazine any time soon, but now I know I won't, at least until this clown is gone.

    He seems really angry that Apple may win some people over by not frustrating them like Windows does (according to him). Sounds fair enough to me.

    1. Re:Do I have this right? by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      I guess I should add that I don't have or want an Apple computer, so there's no need to accuse me of being a zealot.

  71. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    whereas mac closes off its systems so normal users cant screw it up.
    I'll remember that next time I'm in Terminal (in OSX) on my Mac.

    And the next time I'm trying to get a Windows laptop to talk to the outside world.

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  72. Obligatory MST3K reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  73. And articles are published to troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Gasp* Dear sir, are you saying Bootcamp is a crass commerical venture? Surely not. You could no sooner accuse them of that than one could accuse Dvorak and PC Magazine for publishing pointless trolls in order to increase profits?

    Oh wait....

  74. Taken for a ride? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But if you decide OSX is a better choice for you, how did you get 'taken'?

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  75. A page from Microsoft's playbook by Andronicus · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to Apple for using the strats, taking a page from Microsoft's playbook, and working to bring in leagues of new users with some of the same classic co-option techniques MS itself used in the heyday of Windows.

    I myself was swept up by Microsoft in the late 90s, having been a stalwart Apple zealot from System 5 to System 7.1. But then, I found Windows 95, and commodity PC hardware. Bang, zoom, switch!!

    I've been a PC/Windows user from 1996-present, and really a Linux enthusiast at the same time.

    I have been transitioning off Windows very slowly for some time, in favor of my favorite Linux distro. Slackware. Presently, I keep XP around mostly for gaming.

    I see the attraction to OSX. I've not tried it, but I have previously die-hard Windows/Linux coworkers who have tried the hacked-for-x86-PCs versions, and have grown fond of it (even in the half-dead state that hacking it to run from a commodity PC caused).

    Unless Vista is a real showstopper, and espcially if the MacOS were one day permitted on any PC (prolly never happen), I might flip back!

    But think about it, this Apple move just SMELLS like something Microsoft would do, doesn't it?

    Hey, it's a yin-yang situation here. Once Apple was king and MS was nipping heels, then Apple was near death and MS was Emperor, now... the cycle continues.

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  76. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, why does this guy care so much?

    Just a guess? Job security. Or if not that in particular (if you can train a monkey to write about Windows, you can retrain it to write about Macs), then perhaps he is feeling the relevance of his "core competence" slowly inexorably slipping away.

    He does seem quite bitter about his friends and associates adopting Apple hardware. If some of them find that OS X is a better OS for their daily needs, why would he begrudge them that, calling them lemmings? He even claims that their IQs are going to slip downwards. It might be that the various insults are an attempt at humor, but if so, it doesn't really work.

    No, I think this excuse for an article is just a sign of the author's insecurity. You can pretty much smell his fear. I don't know what he has to be afraid of in reality, but this guy is shaking in his boots just the same.

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  77. WIndows users aren't Lemmings? Huh? by Viewsonic · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, really, I don't understand that. OSX users are a rare breed compared to Windows users. Perhaps he's just a disgruntled Linux user who was hoping his OS of choice would sit in the spotlight OSX is currently getting. No such luck.

    Jealously is a pretty funny thing.

    1. Re:WIndows users aren't Lemmings? Huh? by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      If he were a Linux user, he'd probably not be talking about enjoying his "real Windows computers." Don't lump him in with us.

  78. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

    Currently, all of Apple's Intel boxes are geared toward the low-end desktop or the high-end laptop market. Neither of these markets includes the hard-core gamer.

    When the first Quad Intel Mac comes out with 2 Core Duo chips (or whatever is the next best thing) and a high end nVidia graphics card, I'll personally go weak in the knees over it.

    And for now, the X1600 scratches my Oblivion itch just fine when I'm on the road away from main gaming rig.

  79. The linked article is a troll. by dbc · · Score: 1

    He is trying to find controversy in nothingness. Magazine sales and web advert click-through must be down.

    In this house we have Linux, OS X, and XP systems. Frankly, I like OS X the best, but that system belongs to my wife. (I run Linux, mostly.) The only down side is that one obscure ap that she likes is only available on Windows. So, bootcamp would be great for that ap. I see bootcamp as a great tool for those that have already decided that OS X would be better for them, but can't switch yet because of some unavailable ap.

  80. Re:Is there any objectivity where Apple is concern by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

    Yup, I got that far and realized the rest of the article was probably a joke, too.

  81. the downside by Wansu · · Score: 1



    OS/2 could run Windows Apps, DOS Apps and Windows itself. If that wasn't enough, it could dual boot to Windows just as easily. So nobody felt much pressure to port applications to OS/2.

    Seems to me that by switching to Intel hardware and establiching this dual boot setup, Apple has brought about the same situation. Why support OSX if Mac users can run Windows?

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  82. Nice non-logic there by moochfish · · Score: 1

    So to summarize, if you try out two things and find one is better than the other you are a "lemming."

    Whereas if you NEVER BOTHERED to actually try the competing product (OS X), you become the tech expert that is the editor-in-chief of PC Magazine.

    Talk about flamebait.

  83. This article is FUD by NittanyTuring · · Score: 1
    Why is he spreading FUD against Boot Camp? Half of his points are irrelevant, and the other half are flat out false.
    So what happens when that critical new part, new application, or new Web site fails to run? Who is going to help? Apple? Hardly.
    As if someone was there to help with my PC. Who am I going to call when my Web site fails to run... definitely not the manufacturer that made the machine. And most hardware in the Mac is going to be equivalent to PC hardware, so why should I have a problem servicing it?
    Apple's not interested in a DIY Mac, nor is it concerned with the case-mod culture of the PC.
    Big deal.If someone is smart enough to case-mod ther PC...
    (1) they will be able to case-mod their Mac... why would this even be a problem? Is there a force field blocking people from going inside their cases?
    (2) they will probably be able to get Mac OS X on a PC
    Apple's not really known as the low-cost or value leader when it comes to computers. There's a premium to pay for "Think Different" that has nothing to do with performance or capability.
    It's the consumer's choice to decide whether or not Steve Jobs is ripping them off. If it's worth it, then they will spend the money. What else is there to say? Why insult them for disagreeing with you?
  84. Yeah... And you know what? ... by John+Betonschaar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He writes that Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X."

    It worked for me... I bought a core duo iMac, though I was used to Windows and Linux as a primary home and work OS, respectively. But i really liked the design and the level of hardware integration of the iMac, so I went for it anyway.

    When Boot Camp was released as a beta a few days later I was really excited, especially as it was a vendor-supported dual-boot solution, and I was still using a reasonable number of Windows-only applications and games on a daily basis.

    Now I have a native Windows XP install that runs great, just as if I was running normal x86 hardware, and it sucks ass compared to the OS X environment running on the same hardware ... I actually booted XP a few times just after I installed it, but now I'm considering removing it altogether, because it annoys me within 5 minutes of using it.

    Note that this is someone speaking who never used OS X before and used Linux as his primary home OS. Now I'd choose OS X over *any* OS for desktop usage...

  85. The most ironic post ever by Spittoon · · Score: 1

    Holy cow. Sad to see so many of his compatriots turned into lemmings.

    That's right, Windows users, resist the evil enticements of the Great Satan, Apple Computer. When you run into those Windows limitations, just suffer. Don't switch to the other OS, the one that works well. Because you don't want to be a lemming, do you? You don't want to just follow the crowd, do you? No, stick with Windows. The choice of independence.

  86. He would say that. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    I bet he'd have a different opinion on thing sif he were with Mac magazine.

  87. OS X is open! by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    I have heard this "windows is more configurable than OS X" mantra far too many times and I think it is missing any merit.

    Try this with a Windows app: Right click on the executable, Show Package Contents, navigate to the interface .nib file, open it in Project Builder, modify it, save it, and relaunch the application with your hacked interface.

    If you don't like how OS X looks, there are plenty of ways to change it. But people who don't even give Macs a chance from the get-go don't look very hard.

    You miss your Internet Exploiter hacks and think Safari must be accepted as-is? Again, you aren't looking very hard.

    At least the OS X network preferences/settings are all in one place, as opposed to Windows.

    Even the OS X Terminal is way more powerful than Windows' built-in command line! (MS Command Shell notwithstanding, since it's a beta). The irony must be lost on some.

    Windows is not lookin' so much more "configurable" now, is it? ;) I admit it's neat that you can interact with any windows app or dll via COM (as long as it's registered correctly! yay registry! not!)- Applescript serves that purpose on Macs but it's a little different.

  88. TFA Got It Wrong by MightyMait · · Score: 1

    The song "Little Boxes" is by Malvina Reynolds. Pete Seeger just made the song more popular with his cover of it.

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  89. Know your roots! by cryptomancer · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome a return to serving my Apple Overlords! 1982-1990 were fine years for me, with an Apple IIe, IIc, and IIgs. Not that I have (much) against my current overlords, whom I still faithfully serve! (Until the revolution comes).

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  90. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    ...or the high-end laptop market

    Except they don't have high-end video cards. I've got a Nvidia 7800 in my Inspiron 9300 and I only buy laptops these days. Maybe one day Apple will offer me what I want.

  91. blame Apple by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    "In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple." LOL what a sad hater

  92. Logical Analysis by Kelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The logic of the piece appears to be thus:

    1. I don't like Macs, Apple, or Steve Jobs.
    2. I don't like anything that can't be tinkered with.
    3. Boot Camp is an Apple Product.
    4. By #1 and #2, anyone who likes any of the above is an idiot and/or brainwashed.
    5. By #3 and #4, Boot Camp is for idiots.

    While #5 may proceed logically from #3 and #4, #4 does not proceed from #1 or #2.

    I'd say the author has a wonderful future ahead of him in either Slashdot trolling, talk radio, or writing about politics. Editing a computer magazine? Not so sure about that one.

    1. Re:Logical Analysis by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      i have to agree, one sided and narrow minded bashing is what you can say about the article, looks like he's just in a deep need for a flamewar ;)

        bootcamp is a nice trick from apple, it's a "politically correct" but very agressive move to grab windows clients while windows on regular x86 boxes can't bite back. people want simplicity and stuff that works, apple provides exactly that. windows started providing the same thing, but if by year 2006 you still have to use various virus scanners and spyware scanners at the same time on your windows machine just to keep it working, then it's not worth the golden prize anymore. people are getting tired. linux is too complicated for them. so they go for apple.

        and an `indeed` reply to the first poster aswell, i agree with you aswell, this is just a wise trick from apple to make it sell better, the article author obviously doesn't have the slightest clue that the mercedes benz comes without the girls in the commercial aswell, althrough their picture can be in the handbook.

      btw. i made another logical analysis, a rather complicated one

      #1 apple
      #2 suckers
      #3 windows

      1+2+3 != 6

      1+2+3 = flamewar

      a few difficult analyses more and i can go for my nobel

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    2. Re:Logical Analysis by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      2. I don't like anything that can't be tinkered with.

      That's nice. Go into the shell and tinker all you like. The settings are stored in .plist files for the GUI. Alternatively, you can use the properties editor to tinker. How about installing the developer tools and tinkering with the forms and menus of almost any application or component with Inteface builder?

      Next time, try a bit harder when you decide to troll.

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    3. Re:Logical Analysis by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you misnamed yourself as aristotle-dude. You're really an Einstein.

      Reread the post. The guy is dissecting the logic of TFA, not making pronouncements about how easy it is to tinker with OS X.

      Next time, read for comprehension before calling someone a troll, numbnuts-dude.

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    4. Re:Logical Analysis by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      bootcamp is a [...] very agressive move to grab windows clients while windows on regular x86 boxes can't bite back.


      Hm, now that gives me an idea... what if Microsoft comes out with its own "boot camp" implementation that allows users to install MacOS/X on their PC?


      Would that count as "biting back"? :^)

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    5. Re:Logical Analysis by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      some hackers tried it already, but apple sealed it off very quickly (didn't take *3 months* afaik)

        microsoft will not attempt this, since it would be illegal to install mac os x into a non apple computer (but it is legal to install windows into a mac). it's a one way situation and i'm sure that microsoft will battle this in their next licensing scheme somehow. besides, mac os x is written for mac hardware, your regular x86 box will have to wave anything incompatible with that "bye bye".

        microsoft could & should fight it back by fixing their software and making it worth for users to switch (back) to it. there would be little fuss about this all if there wouldn't be fire burning in the backyards of redmond. xp arrived a long long long time ago (is it really 4 years already ?), and vista is still bein delayed.

        and me & the rest of linux/bsd fanboys don't really give a ____ what those 2 do anyway ;)

      Steve, you show that Bill where he belongs!

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  93. Apple users are hypocrites. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1, Insightful
    For years, the Apple users (at least those that appear on Slashdot) have looked down their noses at Windows XP - however, the moment Boot Camp gets released, their tone changes and the ability to run XP on their Apple machines becomes a great thing to be able to do.

    Pure hypocrisy...

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    1. Re:Apple users are hypocrites. by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      No, we all still look down our noses at Windows... but the reality is that there are some things you simply NEED Windows for. Things like AutoCAD, websites that require Windows IE because they won't work without CraptiveX, and games, to name three.

      We are excited about Boot Camp because lots of people who have to use something that is Windows-only now have the option of purchasing a Mac. There have always been plenty of people who wanted to switch to Macs but could not because there was something holding them to Windows. In the past, their only options were to either do without the Windows-only stuff, or keep an x86 box around for that. Now they can buy one machine and still do everything they want/need. Right now, dual-booting is the only way to go, but eventually Windows (and any other OS that runs on x86) will be able to run in a sandbox right alongside of OS X-- via Parallels Workstation, the forthcoming Mac version of VMWare, Virtual PC (if Microsoft ever gets off their asses and commits to producing a version for Intel Macs), or whatever virtualization goodies Apple is cooking up as part of OS X 10.5.

      To sum up, a bigger target audience = more Mac sales = greater marketshare, hardware- and OS-wise. And that is certainly a good thing. So yeah, Mac users can simultaneously despise Windows and be happy about Boot Camp.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Apple users are hypocrites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows sucks. Certain applications run only on Windows. Therefore, a person can hate Windows yet still require it on occasion.

  94. Don't Mod Parent Funny by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
    I own two laptops. One is a PowerBook, one is a ThinkPad. The Mac runs OS X, the ThinkPad dual boots FreeBSD and Windows. The only time I ever boot Windows on the ThinkPad is to play games. Most real work gets done on the PowerBook. Some porting work gets done on the ThinkPad in FreeBSD, and this is my backup when my PowerBook is in for repairs (which happens more often than I feel it ought).

    When I first got my PowerBook, I thought I would keep my Windows desktop around and run the two in parallel for a bit until I got used to the Mac. After three months without turning the Windows box on, I realised quite how little I actually depended on Windows.

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    1. Re:Don't Mod Parent Funny by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      No doubt, I have a lone Windows box at home which is set up to play Warlords III and IV. It sits right next to my PS2 (Katamari Damacy) and Xbox (Dai Senryaku VII). At work where I am the IT guy; our deparment was forced to switch to Windows from mac because GE made a "web" app that requires IE on Windows to run (despite their promises beforehand that it would run on anything). I support a large group of people (doctors mostly) who now have two computers on their desk, an old 400 mHz Mac they use for everything except that one "web" app that aren't getting upgraded because new computers have to run that app, and brand new 3 GHz Windows boxes that end up doing nothing but run that one app.

  95. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by DurendalMac · · Score: 2, Informative

    And I'll bet that Inspiron is bulky and heavy. Apple is interested in making sleek laptops, not portables. They can't please everyone.

  96. Slashdot's Stupid Ads are blocking the article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can't read the snip about the article because your xerox ads are covering half the damn article!

  97. Haven't we talked this one to death already? by Stinky+Fartface · · Score: 1

    Seriously... why did this opinion, which has already been hashed out a bazillion times since bootcamp was released, become interesting again?

  98. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    "Gamers" don't really buy quad-CPU workstations. They buy low-to-middle end machines with a slot for a nice video card. Apple will never make such a machine.

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  99. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by feldsteins · · Score: 1

    I who have supported and used both Windows and Mac for years can make no sense of that argument. OS X is no less nerdy and "tweakable" than Windows. In fact, having the open source BSD layer underneath makes it probably more tweakable in many important respects.

    instances where Mac users want to do something that only Windows machines can do are almost universally the result of some lazy developer who makes their app or their web app function only in Windows - it has nothing whatsoever to do with the platforms themselves.

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  100. he just replied to me! by signore+pablo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From : Louderback, Jim
    Sent : Thursday, May 4, 2006 8:33 PM
    To : "Paul *"
    Subject : RE: Boot Camp: Apple Bobs for Suckers

    It was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek. Glad you liked it and saw
    it that way!

    1. Re:he just replied to me! by FredFnord · · Score: 1
      It was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek. Glad you liked it and saw
      it that way!

      Somewhat tongue-in-cheek? When someone's tongue is so firmly in cheek that two thirds of his audience can't understand what he's saying ('mhrfrm rfmmf rmmf!'), I'd have to say that would be more than 'somewhat' tongue-in-cheek.

      I'd say that would be so tongue-in-cheek that you're in danger of popping your own eyeball out every time you try to pronounce an 'L'.

      -fred

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  101. my god!!! by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people.

    Yes, of course! Because all the stability is just so very evil that we must fight the temptation to use OSX!

  102. Excuse me by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    we were led to believe there would be punch and pie.

  103. Obligatory Python... by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 1

    instead opt for hitting themselves in the head with, say, a soft piece of fruit

    Sgt.: How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
    Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
    Sgt.: Shut up.
    Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
    Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
    Chapman: 'Arrison.
    Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
    Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
    Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
    Palin: You shot him!
    Jones: He's dead!
    Idle: He's completely dead!
    Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.

  104. I just got a MacBook Pro by ender-iii · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been a Mac user for some time now, yet I still need to write Windows versions of our software. Before I had a PowerBook(15) and a Desktop, but got pissed because I was tied to my desk to do Windows programming. I searched for months to find a computer that measured up to my PowerBook. In the end I got an IBM Z60m. After hating that, I decided on a MacBook Pro to replace both my laptops. (Thank god for IBM's 30 day return policy)

    I don't feel like a sucker...
    IBM (Lenovo) is a sucker because demand for their product has gone down...
    MS is a sucker because I wasn't forced to buy another copy of XP with a new laptop...

    I win.

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  105. Wasn't by BoxSocial · · Score: 0

    I wasn't excited about it anyway, so it turns out I was in the right. Who'd have thought it?

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  106. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Care to elaborate how Mac OS X "closes off its systems so normal users can't screw it up?"


    Clearly what he means is that the normal users of Windows are the people who run the botnets.
  107. RTFA all the way to the end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ..and you'll clearly see the author is speaking tongue in cheek. His statement
    ".. I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple.."
    is what's commonly referred to as a 'giveaway.'
  108. Of Course Its A Ploy! by TheZorch · · Score: 1

    Boot Camp is a ploy to get Windows users to finally see what Mac OS X can do. I've messed around with Mac OS X on a brand new MacBook Pro and I found it works better than Windows XP ever did. I never had a single problem installing software or even getting USB devices to work OUT-OF-THE-BOX.

    On the Mac OS X side the ATI drivers are pretty good, Wi-Fi setup was a breeze, many of my USB devices worked without needing to install any software, and installing new software was really very easy.

    On the Windows side the ATI drivers are garbage as usual, Wi-Fi is a chore to set up, most of my USB devices required me to install software for them except for the external hard drives (I had to really DIG in Google to find a FUBAR way to get my digital camera to work with XP despite the fact the camera comes with XP drivers which for some reason don't want to work), and installing software can sometimes be a pain.

    The plain truth is, but this guy from PC Mag just doesn't to admit it, that Mac OS X is LIGHTYEARS BETTER than Windows XP. Apple has done decades of research and development in operating systems in order to finally achieve what they have with OS X today. Microsoft bought their OSes from somebody else and just modified the code. They did very little innovation on their own except for the original NT kernel and even that's questionable whether or not if it was really developed my Microsoft or not.

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    1. Re:Of Course Its A Ploy! by MKalus · · Score: 1
      On the Windows side the ATI drivers are garbage as usual, Wi-Fi is a chore to set up, most of my USB devices required me to install software for them except for the external hard drives (I had to really DIG in Google to find a FUBAR way to get my digital camera to work with XP despite the fact the camera comes with XP drivers which for some reason don't want to work), and installing software can sometimes be a pain.


      A couple of weeks ago I was moving and didn't had any Internet at home, so I ended up drinking way too much coffee and using free WiFi. The funniest thing was that on several occasions I had people in Windows PCs come up to me and ask me how I was able to connect to the Wireless network as they tried and couldn't make it work.

      My answer? "I just logged in, it saw the access point and logged in, nothing I had to do really." The look on their faces was priceless.
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    2. Re:Of Course Its A Ploy! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > ...The funniest thing was that on several occasions I had people in Windows PCs come up to me and ask me how I was able to connect to the Wireless network as they tried and couldn't make it work.
      >
      > My answer? "I just logged in, it saw the access point and logged in, nothing I had to do really." The look on their faces was priceless.

      That's pretty much what I do under Windows and Linux...

      Although my expirence with Apple was the famous issues with their cards (Plenty more evidence on Google).

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  109. Mac Modding Not Possible????? by dxminxs · · Score: 0

    BAH! Some of the best mods out there are mac mini's http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/pcs/vintage-mac-mini-mo d-153321.php

  110. The Article is Troll Bait, Don't Waste Your Time by sofla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Subject says it all. I went over to read the linked article and I regretted it. The guy is so painfully clueless on this topic, its hard to know where to begin. His most blatant mis-statement:

    "Apple's not interested in a DIY Mac, nor is it concerned with the case-mod culture of the PC."

    True Apple isn't big on a DIY system. Neither are most Mac users. But saying that there isn't a case-mod culture among Mac users is completely asinine. MacAddict runs case mod articles - with photos - on a semi-regular basis, all you'd have to do is pick up a back issue or two to see how wrong this statement is. And if you don't know about MacAddict (as I suspect the author doesn't) you really have no business making commentary about Mac users or case-mod culture.

    "I don't know about you, but when I buy a computer I want everything to work right."

    This of course is one of the top reasons that people buy Macs. The tight integration between the OS and the hardware still beats Windows Plug-and-Pray 9 times out of 10. "Plug it in, and it just works" has been the Apple mantra for *years*. Its what the users expect. Compare to Windows XP, where plugging in a new monitor meant I had to re-install my wireless network driver, or adding memory forces me to register with Microsoft on my next reboot? I'm not sure what's worse, that these things happen or that it doesn't bother me anymore.

    There are other serious flaws with the article. It really has no redeeming value, and its just so loaded with flamebait it reflects poorly on the authors of PC Magazine that they even published it.

  111. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

    Dell disagrees with you. Check out their "gamer" line and it all starts with nVidia 6600 cards until you hit the high-end (a $3800 base-price machine).

    They bought alienware for a reason.

  112. Mod parent funny :) by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

    Damnit, the day I don't have mod points!

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  113. ...Profit!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Apple hardware is more expensive than the dull, sexless, gray, soulless plastic crap at the local Best Buy, you do get what you pay for.

    I'd much rather run Windows exclusively on any new Mac than run Windows on any PC I've seen. Sony can't compare, and I think they're the only ones trying to be 'stylish'. Apple wins whether you use OS X or not, and users win now that the best hardware is Windows compatible.

    Even Microsoft wins (if you stay legal), because you don't get an OEM version of Windows inside your Apple box...you have to buy it off the shelf. How much is the full boxed version of XP?

    Apple wins, Microsoft wins, and you win. What's to complain about?

    Now we'll see what happens when Apple takes on all the PC *hardware* makers.

  114. Pie In The Sky? by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

    If a secure BSD sub-system with the full power of OSS and the commercial apps Linux still can't get (e.g. Photoshop, Flash) is a pie in the sky, I'll take two. I call it the best of every world.

    1. Re:Pie In The Sky? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Pie In The Sky? by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      I meant creation of Flash.

      Last time I tried Photoshop / Illustrator / Flash on WINE, it was very buggy at best.

      When I said "commercial apps I can't get on Linux", I really meant "native support from vendors for commercial apps I can't get on Linux" ... or something like that.

      (Not that I don't appreciate the work of the WINE folks... they do great work)

    3. Re:Pie In The Sky? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > I meant creation of Flash.

      Codeweavers actually announced support for Dreamweaver and Flash (and photoshop actually) for Linux ages ago.

      > Last time I tried Photoshop / Illustrator / Flash on WINE, it was very buggy at best.

      The latest stable versions of WINE have been doing wonders for me (things are seriously working well for me under WINE now).

      > When I said "commercial apps I can't get on Linux", I really meant "native support from vendors for commercial apps I can't get on Linux" ... or something like that.

      Does it really matter? I mean, look at Second life, it has a native Linux build, and the native Linux build has far more problems, less features than running the Windows version under WINE.

      If you want support, you can get it from codeweavers. They *will* help you with *any* issues on supported software.

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    4. Re:Pie In The Sky? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I meant creation of Flash. - Blah, I meant to respond that OpenOffice.org was fully capable of doing Flash animations for this, under that point.

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  115. Moronic troll (Re:Word of the Day: Switcher) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your post is serious, then you're pathetic.

  116. Same magazine that Dvorak works for... by astrosmash · · Score: 1

    Perhaps PC Magazine is for suckers.

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  117. Advise for Louderback by kahrytan · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    "What was I thinking? Now that the meds have worn off.."

    Please, go back on the meds you crazy fool.

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  118. Lemmings? by dixa213 · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight...someone who uses Windows is calling OS X users lemmings?

  119. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by buysse · · Score: 1
    A 7800 would probably draw more power than the rest of the system combined, especially if you use OS X (Quartz Extreme has the GPU active at all times) or Vista (Aero will do the same.) The battery life of such a card under OS X would be extraordinarily short. There are reasons that Apple underclocks the GPU -- heat, battery life, etc.

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  120. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    Actually, Dell proves my point. Most of their gamer systems are ho-hum Pentium-D machines with the option for a $500 video card. Apple would never sell a machine like this because it would undercut the rest of their desktop lineup.

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  121. Re:Suckers? Yesss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it might be an educational opportunity for women like my wife to learn more about fellatio.

  122. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by frilledren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jealousy is painful, and it can cause people to lash out foolishly. In general, however, we can easily recognize such sad behavior, as the frailty of one's argument can be easily measured by the abusiveness of the language employed.
    Louderback makes numerous irrelevant assertions in his rant, but one that particularly bothers me is the contention that 'really creative computer users' are the ones doing all kinds of case modifications. I think a lot of these mods are really novel, but aside from 'overclocking' type mods, are largely unrelated to anything to with it being a computer, and in general, are designed to potray an illusion of futuristic utility.
    Do you judge the quality of your doctor by the number of different blinking LEDs he or she has afixed to his or her instruments, or do you concern yourself more with the work done with those instruments? In point, the work employing computers in research groups around the world, usually does not hinge upon blue neon lights or hamster tubes being included, and much of this work is indeed very creative.
    For me, computers are tools, and often necessary evil ones that can make some ridiculously simple needs seem impossible. Anything that lets me work more and jiggle cables/restart/reinstall/etc. less is a better tool.

  123. is this really news? by audiojon · · Score: 1

    Can we please have more links to obviously biased fluff with zero actual content? Thanks, bye.

  124. Or, to paraphrase... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1


    The problem is, he seems to think that being a Mac user is inherently bad. "The pod people"? "Lemmings"? That's not only unprofessional it's plain rude.

    But let's see how this works:

    -User gets Boot Camp and tries both Windows and Mac OS X.
    -User gets sick of Windows' limitations and switches to OS X.
    -User is a "pod lemming".

    For this to work, phase 2 requires Mac OS X to be inherently superior to Windows, and for the user to make a concious decision to change. That is a Good Thing. After all, the user can stay in Windows if he wants to.

    I'd never heard about this "editor", but based on this, he appears to be a flaming idiot.Up there with Dvorak and Jon Katz (well, maybe not Jon Katz).

  125. You had me until "Hello". by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    Macs aren't great for upgrading their hardware.

    ???

    1. Re:You had me until "Hello". by Shazow · · Score: 1
      Macs aren't great for upgrading their hardware.

      I'm not a Mac user, as you may have guessed. So I may be wrong, but this is my understanding: The big success of Apple's operating systems lies in the fact that they only support a very narrow range of hardware. The operating system is literally tailored for the specific configuration that Apple releases.

      Therein lies the problem. If you want to run OSX, and want to upgrade your Mac's hardware (say CPU, Videocard, Soundcard, Motherboard), you'll run into problems. The kind where you have very limited choice if you want a working system.

      That is what I meant.

      - shazow
    2. Re:You had me until "Hello". by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

      You're completely wrong. The Mac marketplace is saturated with add-on processor upgrades, video cards, and sound cards that are as plug-and-play as hardware upgrades can be--hell, the article/satire even mentioned a few. But perhaps I shouldn't even be telling you this; the last thing the Mac needs is tasteless, ugly, NASCAR-watching, gay-bashing PC users (read: morons) like you "switching" to our platform.

    3. Re:You had me until "Hello". by Shazow · · Score: 1
      You're right, the article does mention it. It mentions how unlikely that most hardware will work on both operating systems:
      But I predict that legacy hardware--and even some existing boards--will be difficult to run in both environments. Will the high-end video-digitizing Kona card work under Windows? What about M-Audio's multichannel audio input cards? I'll believe it when I see it. Got more faith? Go ahead, buy a dual-core Mac. And have fun upgrading it.

      Also it mentions how it's difficult to customize your own hardware:
      ... If you like building your own computers, you are out of luck again. Apple's not interested in a DIY Mac./i>

      There is no such thing as an "add-on" processor upgrade. Until recently, you'd be stuck with an IBM PPC CPU. Now you can use a special Intel CPU, but good luck trying to upgrading to a different one, or an AMD.

      And lastly, I never in my life watched Nascar, nor do I gaybash, and my mom says I'm not ugly. Stop being a troll and trying to make Apple users look bad.

      - shazow
    4. Re:You had me until "Hello". by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      It mentions how unlikely that most hardware will work on both operating systems:

      "But I predict that legacy hardware--and even some existing boards--will be difficult to run in both environments. Will the high-end video-digitizing Kona card work under Windows? What about M-Audio's multichannel audio input cards? I'll believe it when I see it. Got more faith? Go ahead, buy a dual-core Mac. And have fun upgrading it."

      Yes, but that seems to imply that Windows is the non-upgradable one. The Kona card will work fine on the Mac, and so will all of the M-Audio boxen out there. Plus, no DLL or Registry hell.

      There is no such thing as an "add-on" processor upgrade.

      Aw, heck... Then what do I do with the Add-on processor upgrade I just bought? Sonnet also makes 'em, as do a few other manufacturers.

  126. THANK YOU! by ShaneThePain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Finally someone gets it. Bootcamp is for playing games on a mac. Bootcamp is the *only* reason I would ever buy a mac. Before bootcamp, no games means NO MACS.

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    1. Re:THANK YOU! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      And the Hardware differences are not significant?

      Do you still can run all of your games?

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    2. Re:THANK YOU! by laffer1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not this damn no games for the mac rant. WoW and Quake 4 don't count as games? I'm not going to bother with the full list. Research it yourself. The only games you can't play are Steam games (valve sucks on this issue) and some crappy games that no one wanted to port. Hell there's even a beta of ventrilo now.

      Guess what OSX = lower ping for WoW. Microsoft needs to overhaul there IP stack again if you ask me. I love linux or OSX for gaming simply because my ping is always better.

      I think bootcamp is really for businesses. It allows them to migrate off windows only apps to something better. I've almost talked my boss into buying a MacBook Pro at work for the university newspaper advisor. The only thing he needs windows for now is a stupid university app for payroll that was custom written using jinitiator (oracle bs). The whole paper runs on macs and it would be easier for him to interoperate on a mac.

      I'm excited about the new macs overall. Bootcamp will allow me to buy one computer instead of two. I've got a dell workstation and an ibook now. When i upgrade next, I'll just buy a mac for my windows and mac needs. Maybe if i'm lucky, *BSD will run as well and i can get rid of my bsd box too. That would mean apple gets 3000 dollars toward a box, dell and newegg get zero.

    3. Re:THANK YOU! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Guess what OSX = lower ping for WoW. Microsoft needs to overhaul there IP stack again if you ask me. I love linux or OSX for gaming simply because my ping is always better.

      My guess is that it's the scheduler. At least on Windows 2000, the thing was so broken (even in optimize-for-"Background Services"-mode) that I had to re-write a multi-process application to use a sigle process with multiple threads, because producer-consumer was just too much for the OS to handle. I think the last time Linux was so bad, it was considered a bug and fixed within a few releases.

      Cross-platform apps tend to be more affected, because they haven't been designed specifically to work around Microsoft's brain damage.

      JMHO

    4. Re:THANK YOU! by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Didn't realize the windows scheduler was so bad. I guess that makes sense.

    5. Re:THANK YOU! by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      DO you have more info on this - usenet posts maybe?

      I've had some weird experiences with threading and COM scheduling - like 20 second delays under loading just to enter a COM call. It could well be bugs in our software, but I can't find anything to discuss about this.

      Thanks.

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    6. Re:THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      1.8 dual G5 1.5GB RAM w/6800 ultra vs P4 3.0 1GB RAM 6800 GT same detail level and same resolution.

      Average FPS on the Mac about 35ish
      Average FPS on the P4 about 50ish

      Do I even need to mention my AMD x2 4400+ with a 7800GTX?

      the AMD system cost me LESS to build than the REFURBISHED PowerMac 1700 vs 1400

      Mac's are nice computers and I would rather use OS X than Windows for any thing BUT games.

      not only do PC's have superior hardware it is considerably cheaper too (please show me exactly which model of Mac/OS X supports SLI or quad SLI or Direct X, thought so) They also have superior software. Not only does WoW run better on both of my PC's it also looks better because of Direct X

      About $3000 nets you a 2.7 or 2.5 Power Mac with a single 7800 GT and 512MB RAM (Sweet ass computer BTW)

      The same $3000 will net you an AMD 4800+ 2x7900 GT in SLI and 2GB of RAM

      The PC will totally spank the Mac as far as gaming goes period no contest, everything else my vote is on the Mac cause I do like OS X better than Windows except for gaming.

    7. Re:THANK YOU! by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not this damn no games for the mac rant. WoW and Quake 4 don't count as games? I'm not going to bother with the full list.

      You already did.

      Sorry, couldn't resist ;). Mod me troll, I deserve it...

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    8. Re:THANK YOU! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it's the scheduler. At least on Windows 2000, the thing was so broken (even in optimize-for-"Background Services"-mode) that I had to re-write a multi-process application to use a sigle process with multiple threads, because producer-consumer was just too much for the OS to handle. I think the last time Linux was so bad, it was considered a bug and fixed within a few releases.

      Strange. A simple round-robin scheduler with no priorities and no possibility of interrupting a time slice or anything else fancy should be quite capable of running multiple communicating proceses, as long as they use normal blocking IO. Are you sure that there were no race conditions ?

      What's the "background services" mode supposed to do anyway ?

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    9. Re:THANK YOU! by Anixamander · · Score: 1

      You already did.

      Actually, he forgot Photoshop.

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    10. Re:THANK YOU! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      Strange. A simple round-robin scheduler with no priorities and no possibility of interrupting a time slice or anything else fancy should be quite capable of running multiple communicating proceses, as long as they use normal blocking IO. Are you sure that there were no race conditions ?

      Perhaps it was. It was a few years ago, and I don't have access to the source code anymore. It was a fairly simple program, and I was already aware of the notion of race conditions, so I doubt it was anything specifically in my code that was resulting in a race condition. On the other hand, the code was written in Python and there was some OpenGL app running in the background (and I think there was a fair amount of filesystem access as well) so there may have been problems there. However, what I do remember is that processes were being starved under heavy load in Win2K.

      I don't do much work in Windows anymore, so for all I know, it may have been fixed in recent service packs. laffer1's experience just reminds me of the problems I had.

      What's the "background services" mode supposed to do anyway ?

      From what I've heard (and my experiences seem to confirm it), when you have the thing set to "Applications" mode, Windows gives something like 3 times as many time slices to whatever it considers to be the "foreground" application.

  127. Doubtful... by ktakki · · Score: 1

    Once you go Mac you never go back.

    k.

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  128. What the devil? by phorest · · Score: 1

    Hey, answer me this, don't you have to already have an intel mac to run bootcamp? It makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever that is the goal.

    Now if Apple were to do it the other way [sell OSX for PC version 10.5.XX] then I'd buy it (both the OS & this stupid article). Call me silly, but the author seems to be in another dimension.

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  129. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can think of is the root account not being enabled by default, but that doesn't affect much.

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  130. There is no spoon|war by ArchAngelQ · · Score: 1

    Bwahahahaha! Compatriets. That's a good one! As if there is some sort of battle going on. Perhaps only in the minds of folks who feel the need to pick a side when there aren't any. These are products. You pick the best one to suit your needs. Windows is that for a lot of people, from my experience, because they are MOST USED TO IT. It's troubling, frustrating, to switch to something else just to read email, send photos, write up the latest marketing proposal, etc. If they can try something out and still switch back to something familure with an all to comfortable reboot, then why is a bad thing if they find that OS X is a better fit for their needs, without the lack of familure old Windows getting in the way of their day to day while they learn to use it at their own pace, without needing to buy or opperate two computers?

  131. The Pieces are in play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Here's what I think will happen:

    Step 1: Develop a way to run Windows on a Mac in its own partition. Done. (via Bootcamp)

    Step 2: Develop a way for OS X to "talk" to Windows machines (or virtual machines) efficiently. Done. (Apple just released Bonjour for Windows a few weeks ago)

    Step 3: Virtualize and run Windows inside OS X with full drag and drop capabilities (via Bonjour), running at native (since Apple has all the tech specs on the hardware) speeds in its own partition (Bootcamp).

    My fearless forecast? WWDC, Steve will announce this.

  132. Troll or Satire? by Pfhreak · · Score: 1

    "PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief says the whole Mac/Windows dual-boot thing is really nothing to get excited about.

    Duh. If/when a fully virtualized version comes out, so you don't have to reboot to get from one set of apps to the other, then it'll be something to get excited about. Of course, PC Magazine's EiC is hardly the best place to get an objective opinion about something designed to help people wean themselves from Windows.

    He writes that Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X. From the article: "Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people.

    I'm so glad that Jim Louderback, EiC of PCMag is here to TELL US THE FREAKING OBVIOUS. Although, he doesn't get some things right: the only way you would have to spend "a few kilobucks" is if you bought a MacBook Pro, pimped it out a bit, and bought Windows. For under a grand you could buy a Mini and a copy of Windows, assuming you already have a monitor, keyboard, and mouse lying around (which is the point of the Mini). Even if you had to also buy those peripherals, you could still easily keep the price under $2000 US.

    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."

    While reading TFA, I couldn't tell if the whole "only a moron would ever even consider using a Mac" tone was meant to be satirical, or if Mr. Louderback is a blindly zealous Windows user and/or Microsoft shill, or if he's just a professional troll. Then I noticed the "John C. Dvorak" link to the right of the editorial, and was reminded that this is the same magazine that continues to waste money on Dvorak's paycheck, which means Louderback is Dvorak's boss. Which answers that question: another professional troll.

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  133. Boot Camp...intrigues me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been an I.T. guy for over 12 years. In that time, I have never ONCE been in the same room as a Mac. Back in High School(we're talking 1990 or 1991 here), I used a Mac in a computer class. That was my last contact. I've been a UNIX system admin, a Windows network system admin, and a web programmer, but never once, in all that time, have I so much as set eyes on a real, live Mac.

    This shames me deeply.

    Needless to say, I'm extremely curious about this highly touted technology, and Boot Camp may be my point of entry into a new and exciting area of computing.

    Make sense?

  134. Honestly, I think he likes it by kickabear · · Score: 1

    I wasn't going to reply, but I read all the posts and couldn't help myself.

    TFA is so over-the-top it has to be a joke. It might sound like an unreasoned argument against running Boot Camp for the first page. But if you read all the way to the end, the whole thing spirals into farce. The article is a joke, and because it's not April 1st, many of us fell for it.

    I say "us" there, because I wanted to be indignant, too. But by the end, I couldn't. It's just too funny.

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  135. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Moofie · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the Dells come with a free forklift to carry them around! They're super-awesome!

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  136. Lemmings don't commit suicide... by chowda · · Score: 1

    How many generations of people are going to be tainted by the REAL Evil Empire.. Disney... Lemmings don't kill themselves unless some sick twisted film maker is driving them off a cliff...

    http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.htm

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  137. Don't take him seriously by TheScottMan · · Score: 1

    This is the same guy who said Microsoft invented FireWire. When corrected he would not publish a correction. Given that and the comments of this "article," I think all he's really doing is showing his lack of journalistic ability and losing credibility with all computer users. Finally, if that's the best PC Magazine can do for an editor in chief then don't waste your time with the magazine or their online forums.

  138. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Just for comparison's sake, could you please direct me to some not-ho-hum PC's? I just want to see what it is that you're talking about.

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  139. The Pieces are in play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what I think will happen:

    Step 1: Develop a way to run Windows on a Mac in its own partition. Done. (via Bootcamp)

    Step 2: Develop a way for OS X to "talk" to Windows machines (or virtual machines) efficiently. Done. (Apple just released Bonjour for Windows a few days ago)

    Step 3: Virtualize and run Windows inside OS X with full drag and drop capabilities (via Bonjour), running at native (since Apple has all the tech specs on the hardware) speeds in its own partition (Bootcamp).

    My fearless forecast? WWDC, Steve will announce this.

  140. I only wish... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    The problem is, I'd have believed that Tuttle was a joke...

    Sometimes, if something sounds too stupid to be true, it's really just too stupid to live. I really, really hope one of these morons gets a Darwin award soon.

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  141. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

    To be fair, Apple does not open-source Core Foundation. They open-source Darwin, WebKit, and all of their forks of the various OSS projects they use (like Apache).

    They do open-source something called "CF-Lite," but it's missing quite a few of the regular CF classes, like the CFAttributedString (strings with fonts) and CFNotificationCenter (indirect object communcation). And with a name like "CF-Lite," I can see the OS developers just hopping to merge their fixes into it.

    Check it

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  142. Hes right, and he's wrong by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Yes, its absolutely inane to buy an expensive Mac to run Windows on - but if enough people are inane enough to do that, and eventually realize that OSX sucks a whole lot less that Windows, thats good. Call it a 'backwards compatible upgrade path' - for people that want to try OSX but may be tied to some old legacy Windows-only application.

    It would be infinitely more useful in the long run to be able to run OSX on stock x86 hardware, and avoid both the expensive MS tax *and* the expensive Mac hardware, *and* get an OS that doesnt suck, *and* hardware that was more upgradable and flexible.

  143. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Funny

    real Mac user: someone true to who they are, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo. The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world.

    So Stallman is a Mac user?

  144. few kilobucks? by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1
    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system
    I think the price of admission is 0.6 kilobucks.
    apple.com
  145. POD people...heh by Danathar · · Score: 1

    The Danger is not from POD people it's from CRAB people!

  146. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    A direct competitor to the PowerMac would be something like the Dell Precision 670 or the IBM Intellistation workstation line. Nobody buys these to play games (except me).

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  147. I don't understand. by Alisaunder · · Score: 1

    Where are all of you people that have so many problems with their "winblows" box, coming from?

    I have never had a problem in XP that I coulnd't fix in a couple minutes or less, and I can't remember the last time that happened. Mod me as flame bait, but are you people so bad with computers you need an OS that holds your hand every step of the way?

    I've been forced to use OSX many times and I can never get over the feeling that it's just some well designed picture book with very few words. OSX is for people who like pretty picture books, and Windows is for people who actually like to read books with words in them?

    1. Re:I don't understand. by dazk · · Score: 1

      I have a bulkload of Hardware that's not working properly anymore since XP or XP SP2. It works perfectly with Linux though. You can use your own "good" computer and I bet a load of money that you won't fix the problem in few minutes.

  148. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

    No, Stallman's piss-poor sense of aesthetics would prevent him from understanding how to use a Mac.

  149. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Uh huh. And they're not ho-hum, why exactly?

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  150. Lets not forget... by millhouse513 · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget all the great software that microsoft has built and released to the world simply because they're nice guys and would never use software as a means to keep one using windows... Software like IE, and microsoft's Movie Maker (i believe that's what it's called). It was never Microsoft's intent to use either of these software programs (among others) to attract people to windows and away from the competition.. I think someone needs a nap...

  151. Did a pig just fly by my window??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been an I.T. guy for over 12 years. In that time, I have never ONCE been in the same room as a Mac. Back in High School(we're talking 1990 or 1991 here), I used a Mac in a computer class. That was my last contact. I've been a UNIX system admin, a Windows network system admin, and a web programmer, but never once, in all that time, have I so much as set eyes on a real, live Mac.

    And yet you somehow manage to not post some flamebait denigrating that with which you are unfamiliar. I'm not sure you're going to fit in around here.

  152. Re:When will I be able to multiboot into Windows C by studyguidesystems · · Score: 1

    Multibooting to newton would be even cooler!

  153. How about "higher priced" then? by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    It's not overpriced, because MacOS is very much worth it. However, I'm sick of Apple fanboys (I'm a fanboy too; just not a diehard/delusional fanboy) pulling random example out of the air and then claim that Apples and PCs are equivalently priced. With a bit of hunting, you can get a new, very decent PC laptop in the $400-$600 range. Within 2 weeks of looking around, I picked up my mom a Dell 600m for just under $600, tax and shipping included, with 512 RAM, Bluetooth, 80 gig hard drive, a dual-layer DVD burner, 4 hour battery life, and it only weighs something like 6 pounds. Could you *ever* get a deal like that on a Macintosh laptop? Deals like that only take a little bit of effort (usually just setting up a few fatwallet.com alerts and waiting a few weeks.)

    Desktops are still no contest. Hang around fatwallet.com for a month and you can *easily* build yourself a nice little box for under $200 ($300-$350 if you don't want to go bargain hunting.) And if you don't want to build your own, Dell routinely has deals on their desktops and servers. At least two years ago I picked up an SC420 server with PCI-E, DDR2 (this was back when everyone was still using DDR), a 2.8 Ghz HT P4 with 1 meg of cache, SATA, and gigabit ethernet for a little over $300 shipped.

    Last time i checked, the cheapest desktop Mac was what... $500? Yes, the difference between the pre-sale prices of the PC and Mac isn't as big as it once was, but it's still there, it's still very significant (especially on low-end desktops, where it approaches a 50% price difference), and the fact remains you CAN'T find decent sales on Mac laptops or Mac desktops; they just don't exist. I've had fatwallet.com alerts for years now, and Mac deals just don't come up, and even when they do they're pretty pathetic.

    One more example (and yes, it's a Dell. I can't help it--they're so damn cheap!): One year ago I noticed a fatwallet alert and picked up an Inspiron 6000D laptop for $780 after tax and shipping. 1.5 Ghz Pentium M, a gig of DDR2 RAM, B/G Wifi, an *awesome* 15.x" WUXGA (that's 1920×1200 widescreen) LCD , 60 gig hard drive, CD-RW burner/DVD-ROM, and an ATI Mobile x300 graphics card with 128MB of dedicated GDDR3. Sound too good to be true? I'm using it at this very moment. And this wasn't a fluke, either--over a thousand fellow fatwallet'ers got similar deals from Dell that day. Tell me, when was the last time Apple had a sale like that?

  154. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by iangreen · · Score: 1

    any random user doesnt have full access to the system "root access"

  155. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    They have exactly the same ho-hum level as an simlar Mac workstation would. Unlike a gamer PC however, they have ECC memory, good disk subsystems and so on.

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  156. You think that's bad... by SIGFPE · · Score: 1

    ...I've heard from my inside sources that Apple makes money from every Mac sold and that's the real reason why they had that 'Switch' campaign.

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  157. "Limitations"? by toadlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please describe the "limitations" Windows brings.

    Yes, security is a potential problem with Windows, but not what I would call a limitation. Hell, if you were a MS astroturfer, you could even tout is as a feature (look at all of the viruses the WIndows can run that Macs can't!*).

    But seriosuly, both platforms have limitations. Windows can not run some of the neato "i____" apps that Mac comes with and Mac's can't run most games and certain other apps. To describe WIndows and the only OS with "limitations" is a bit baised IMO.

    *That was a joke...sort of. ;)

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    1. Re:"Limitations"? by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      Lack of sensible CLI? Inability to enforce a sensible user permissions system without jumping through hoops? Dependence on NTFS? The Registry? Lettered drive names (maybe just a peeve of mine...)? Vendor that can't seem to release security updates, service packs or full-blown updates on time? That's the tip of the ice berg. After that you have the massive combination of (1) whacky behavior that MS left in place to support earlier versions and (2) complete inability to provide a consistent, usable interface. Tons of individual little problems there

      OS X has limitations too, it'd be senseless to argue otherwise. I use both for hours each day though and I've found that Windows isn't even in the same league yet. Based on the Vista reports I don't think they'll be joining any time soon.

    2. Re:"Limitations"? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Your points about Windows are well taken. When looking at them all, I see that just about all of your gripes (many of them are my gripes too) are the result of Microsoft worshipping the God of backward compatibility, a God who's ways Apple has routinely cursed and discarded over the years...at their own peril.

      In short, I agree. Cruft sucks, but it's a 'crufty world'.

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  158. suckers almost by definition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PC users in general, and PC magazine writers in specific, are suckers... of billy gates.

  159. A great plan by houghi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    People will buy a Mac and instead of just working with OS X directly, they now have the ability to try out Windows, won't like it and then work with OS X.

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  160. Extremely well made? by desau · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. I've heard otherwise.

  161. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm...it seems the Microsoft stealth PR campaign has begun. Non-stories about theoretical threats of OS X viruses...anecdotes about single occurances of OS X viruses, with little evidence to support them. Pundits calling people who switch to Macs lemmings.

    Microsoft is feeling threatened by the Mac. Apple was able to change its entire operating system to a completely different processor architecture with no significant problems. And with a tenth of the engineers that Microsoft has. If that isn't an indication of the fundamental technical superiority of OS X, I don't know what is. Microsoft can't even rewrite its filesystem, let alone switch to a completely different processor.

    Because it feels threatened, it seems quite likely that it has a quite thorough public relations campaign. And I doubt that all of Microsoft's PR resources are simply going into TV and newspaper spots. It seems logical to me that Microsoft would also pay royalties to various tech pundits to write stories that fit into their PR framework. It also seems logical to me that Microsoft could hire posters to post pro-Microsoft views on highly read message boards such as Slashdot. I don't see anything stopping MS from doing these things.

    I believe we can look forward to an ever increasing trickle of stories and postings designed to subtley "prick the bubble" of Mac users.

  162. Wow, I'm never reading PC magazine again by pavera · · Score: 1

    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X.... It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings

    So, if you get fed up with Windows hickups, and change to a different system that works better, you are a lemming and a moron? It's better to just sit there and suffer through windows many shortcomings, viruses, and spyware?

    After you've already been overcharged for a Mac, you need to spend another hundred dollars or so buying Windows, just for the privilege of tainting the Apple core with Microsoft's OS. You'll probably need more memory, too. Is it really worth all that extra money?

    Again, this argument is idiotic.. You pay a little more for a Mac, which works better, and is easier to use, and doesn't break, and you don't have to spend an extra $100/yr on anti-virus/anti-spyware, and you don't have to call tech support every couple weeks because its "slow again". The extra cost for a mac is 100% worth it because it is a better system. So in the end, his argument is "Windows isn't worth $100 and the extra RAM you need to run it". BC is a dual boot environment, if you need "more memory" as he states, it is solely because windows is a memory hog compared to OS X.

    The article is full of comments like this that are completely moronic. Here's my favorite:

    The really creative computer users are the case modders who build extravagant designs to house their systems.

    Ok, so to be a "creative computer user" I have to spend hours making my case look different from anyone else's? How exactly does that pay the bills? I think we should ask Linus, Larry Page, and the Yahoo founders how many cases they've modded... Or maybe Bill Gates and Ballmer I bet they've modded alot of cases. Seemingly since MS is the champion of case modders everywhere, Bill and Steve must be the kings of case modding, that's the whole reason they let you install their OS on commodity hardware.

    In the end, the most important thing to this guy is how your computer case looks, not the work you get done with your PC, and its better to spend hours beating your head against MS security holes, viruses, and spyware than to get work done.

  163. BootCamp For Confused People? by metalpet · · Score: 1

    Somehow I am reminded of a recent issue of AppleGeek Lite.

  164. Calling Mac OS X users Lemmings ? by Tripnotik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What really got to me in the announce, and the reason why I didn't go as far as reading the entire article, is this guy dares calling OSX users lemmings, when 90% of people out there use Windows ... what a dumbass !

  165. Biased summary (biased article) by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it.

    When you're given a fair chance to evaluate two alternatives, and decide on one of them... how is that 'being taken for a ride'?

    BC users can use either OS. The summary assumes that choosing Windows is the right alternative and choosing Mac is the sucker one.

    Poor.

  166. "...and realize they've been taken for a ride." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, but what a ride!!! :-)

  167. limitatations? by kazem · · Score: 1

    I think it's strange the he acknowledges that Windows has limitations and that users would switch to the Mac out of preference simply because, as implied, the Mac doesn't have these 'limitations'. So why shouldn't they switch in that case? You're a lemming if you use something that's inherently better and without limitation?

        I think you're more of a lemming if you use Windows just because everyone else does and everyone at work does and it's what you "need" to use for interoperability's sake.

  168. 3 Words: Vista June 2007 by DanTheLewis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're going to get your wish. It's Mac OSX vs. Windows XP for the back to school season. Read Mini when the first Vista delay came down. It's not just Macnazis worried about Apple's next bite out of the market.

    Along with Wal-Mart getting into the computer building business, we might see some interesting things happening in the next six months.

    I don't hate Windows with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, but I know people who were waiting for Vista who will wander into the Apple Store now. My house has Linux, Windows, and OSX, but that situation is rare.

    I'd be happy to see your statistics about how much people love Windows.

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  169. Lemming flag... by eltonito · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a hard time taking commentary on Apple seriously when the author invokes the lemming myth. Contrary to myth, they don't all follow each other to certain death.

    Seriously though, Boot Camp is nothing more than a marketing ploy to get more folks to check out Apple. From the recent purchases of my friends and co-workers, Boot Camp is doing a good job too.

  170. Like a Slashdot troll by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    And this batshitloonball considers himself an editor?

    "After you've already been overcharged for a Mac, you need to spend another hundred dollars or so buying Windows, just for the privilege of tainting the Apple core with Microsoft's OS. "

    Which doesn't really jive with MacMall and other vendor's offers of free Windows XP bundles / pre-installations. http://www.macmall.com/

    Considering recent popular press about Bloggers and their lack of fact checking - and considering PCmall / Macmall ADVERTISES in PCWORLD - the lazy cunt wouldn't have to even miss his fucking Bagel Break checking this shit out.

    Must be nice to collect a check for all that sweat on his brow. PAH!

    Also his name calling is oh-so professional....par for the course for a cocksucking leach of other people's oxygen whose ballsack has been gnawed off from a ferrit with rabies.

    (note: author's language degrades from minutes elapsed between smoke breaks)

  171. Competing with Windows... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    By the way, neither Apple nor Microsoft exist in a highly competitve market (as defined by those terms in economics).

    There is still some competition between the two even if it isn't exclusively about market share. If nothing else OS.X gives Windows something to live up to in terms of design (and even Windows Vista has a looooong way to go in that department). Some of the coolest features in Vista, such as the search-as-you-type 'Quick Search' facility in the Start menu (finally a reason to use the Windows button?) and the Flip 3D Window Navigator are direct responses to features pioneered by OS.X. I wonder if Microsoft had been so adventurous in redesigning their Desktop UI for Vista if it hadn't been for OS.X upstaging Windows to the point where it is becoming severely embarrasing? Hitherto Microsoft has been very reluctant to change their Desktop UI. When they released Windows XP they didn't even credit their users with enough intelligence to be able figure out Virtual Desktops so this simple yet extremely useful feature was buried in the seperately downloadable 'Power Toys' pack along with some other very useful gems. Even today some long time Windows XP users are suprised when I point this feature out to them since they were not aware of it's availability.

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  172. Are you serious? by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    It took you guys this many weeks to figure this out?

    Hopefully you discovered your nose a lot faster than this.

  173. Another point in Apple's favor by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    . . . and still have windoz to fall back on (ouch that would have to hurt).

    Another point in Apple's favor is that you don't need to defenestrate the hard drive. =)

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  174. Amend Godwin's Law by dloose · · Score: 1

    I think we should amend Godwin's law. From now on, an argument on the Internet is over when one side is compared to either the Nazi's or sheep (or something equivalent), and the side that makes that comparison instantly loses the argument. Am I the only one that feels this way?

  175. WTF? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

    Subject pretty much says it all.

  176. ITS SOOOO TRUE!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the Apple fanboys are going to mod this troll, but most of what Apple is marketing and flash. Its too bad the fanboys are too busy smoking Steve Jobs' pipe to notice. They don't seem to remember how Jobs would say how bad Intel processors were, but now they will be inside every Mac. Apple fanboys are lemmings, they'll run a systems that are completely closed (OSX only runs on Macs) and yet boast the amount of open source software installed on it. They'll complain about Microsoft's lack of interoperability and DRM, but will use Apple itunes and ipod - which will NOT WORK WITH ANY OTHER SERVICE! Sometimes I feel sorry for the brainwashed Apple fanboys - but then I realize they are just fools. Why else would buy such overpriced products?

  177. One Word... by smaffei · · Score: 1
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  178. Maybe if so many are using it... by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    they're not just sniffing glue.

    This guy is a nimrod. I say use what you want to use, and far be it from me or any holier-than-thou idiot publisher to tell them what's best for them.

  179. good lord by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    say no to acid!

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  180. He's right... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    .... Boot camp will not draw lots of people to Macs. It's rediculous to think otherwise IMHO. It is nothing to be jazzed up about. I love Macs but this is a stupid plan. "Merl"

  181. $614.40? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    0.6 x 1024 = 614.4

    What do you mean money isn't binary? It's got 1s and 0s, right?

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    1. Re:$614.40? by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1

      That is to take into account the 2.4% tax.

  182. now how do I... by v1 · · Score: 1


    ok, how do I moderate this article -1 troll?

    This really sounds like words coming from someone with a bias against macs in general. Everyone I know that has seriously considered such a machine is truly impressed. Give up 10% of your PC's performance, and gain the entire macintosh platform? Working with math like that how can you lose? And for those used to a low end PC.. say, a Dell, even BootCamp will be an upgrade. If you're trying to compare BC with an alienware or other multibuck PC of course it's not going to be a fair comparison
     

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  183. such irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta love it.

    Mac users, previously mocked as nonconformists, are now cast as "lemmings" and "pod people" by a user and advocate of the all-consuming 98-percent-market-share dominant system.

  184. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're talking about the OS 9 days, before they put UNIX (and a UNIX terminal) on Macs. Back in the day, DOS and later Windows power users didn't like OS 9 because there was no command line. Now there's BASH. If you know what BASH is, you don't miss the Windows command line. Not at all.

    I am a programmer. I program mostly in .NET. When I go home, I use Macs. I do not find it any harder to tweak, unless you're talking about minor things like the color scheme of the window manager.

  185. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    The forklift was last year's model. This year is more environmentally friendly; it comes with a sherpa.

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  186. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    And I'll bet that Inspiron is bulky and heavy.

    Nope, not at all. But if you're a little girl that needs something around 4 lbs then it's not for you.

    Apple is interested in making sleek laptops, not portables

    Sleek?...oh, ok. that's part of the reality distortion field.

  187. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    And the Dells come with a free forklift to carry them around! They're super-awesome!

    It's 7 lbs or so. But if you're too much of a wuss to carry that then yeah you might want an apple or maybe a PDA would be more your style. It must be embarrassing for you to be that weak.

  188. Calm down,... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Care to elaborate how Mac OS X "closes off its systems so normal users can't screw it up?"

    ...what he is probably talking about is the fact that OS.X restricts what you can do to critical parts of the OS outside of your home folder. His Windows programmer friends don't like that because in Windows a developer can have his software modify just about OS component or setting he likes on customers machines without the user noticing a thing since the 97% of the users installing/using their software on Windows will have Administrator rights. On Windows this solves alot of problems easily that would otherwise require you to exercise your brain. On OS.X, however, this security feature encourages a developer to seek alternative ways of solving a problem that don't involve mucking around with the OS and thus annoy the user with yet another password prompt. The extra effor that goes into that probably makes their heads hurt.

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  189. Pareto Efficiency probably not the best model by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 2, Informative
    Efficiency is defined by Pareto efficiency ... Here is a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_efficient [wikipedia.org]
    Pareto Efficiency is a special type of efficiency from the field of economics, but you have neglected to mention other efficiency models, several others of which are probably more relevant to consideration of Apple's Boot Camp strategy. Here are some better links:

    Economic Efficiency in a Nutshell (efficiency described in an abstract, mostly model-independent way)

    Economic Efficiency (links to descriptions of various models)

    Pereto Efficiency doesn't have much to say about efficiency in the global scope, and consequently doesn't have as much to say about things like this as would, say, some other allocative efficiency model. It's premise is interesting as an analytical tool, but also somewhat fantastic. In the local universe it assumes, allocations that transfer wealth or other valuable resources from you to me would not normally be regarded by you as a non-event, and I regard transfer of non-valuable items from you to me as a liability, so this model has limitations in real world application from the outset, even with limited scope.

    Furthermore, economists also understand that real world markets typically are not all that efficient. If they were, then the hundreds of billions of hours spent futzing with Windows PC systems would have led to the ascendancy of Mac OS X as the dominant computing platform back when it was called NeXTSTEP. In the real world, those futzing hours are not measured, and represent an identifiable inefficiency in the market.

    Most economists also understand that efficiency is inherently a value judgement, and even the criteria by which efficiency is measured and even modeled involves value judgments.

    Economic Efficiency (considered as the basis for society)

    Of course, I studied economics for four years at a university, and still regard the entire field of micro-economics with considerable skepticism, so take my observations with a grain of salt. Perhaps it is politicians rather than economists who are to blame for willful misuse of the tools. However, failure to understand the limitations of a given economic analysis tool allows voters to be snowed into supporting all manner of initiatives which are, on the whole, not in their individual nor collective self-interest.
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    1. Re:Pareto Efficiency probably not the best model by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Any reason you included that last link? It seems to be more of a political screed than an economics discussion.

    2. Re:Pareto Efficiency probably not the best model by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I wasn't clear on that. It's intended purely to illustrate that the very notion of efficiency considerations are value laden. One of the underlying assumptions of the essay is that the very idea of a society based on economic efficiency is ultimately unsustainable and doomed to collapse. I thought the essay itself was interesting enough in places to include as the example, despite the whacko tendency of the author to imply a grand conspiracy among economists to promote a social darwinist agenda. Clearly he is not aware that if all the economists in the world were laid out end to end, they still couldn't reach a consensus.

      It also reminds me of the science fiction work The Mote in God's Eye where an alien civilization is discovered which goes through long term cycles of rise, overpopulation, and warfare driven collapse.

      Tying this back into the Boot Camp discussion, I suspect that the very attempt to interpret Apple's Boot Camp strategy via a lens like this is missing the point. Apple has a lot of users who would like this capability, and virtualization, too, built into Mac OS X. Apple doesn't think that providing this capability will hurt them, and they probably suspect it might help them a little, maybe. Grand interpretations of monopolies colliding in the purely competitive market place of the intel processor (heh) will have to wait until Apple decides to ship Mac OS X on Dell, HP, Gateway, etc.

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    3. Re:Pareto Efficiency probably not the best model by kirk__243 · · Score: 1
      I've not heard comments like that with regard to microeconomics before. The 'study' of microeconomics is dubious, but only in the same way as the study of the 'accounting' is dubious - it has a handful of principles and the rest of it's narrow realm of influence is derived from those principles.

      But I've always considered it quite undeniable. Macroeconomics is awash with speculation (which makes it much more interesting) but microeconomics is simplistic and straightforward. In what sense would you regard it with considerable scepticism?

    4. Re:Pareto Efficiency probably not the best model by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1
      "I've not heard comments like that with regard to microeconomics before."
      It would seem I'm a font of original ideas. :-)

      Seriously, though, don't read too much into it. My comment about microeconomics is not intended as a rebuke of the tools of the field, but rather a caution regarding their application. I obviously think the tools are useful and interesting, or I wouldn't have studied economics. Personally, I think that the schism in economics between macro and micro is somewhat artificial anyway. It's sorta like the schism betwixt general relativity and quantum mechanics. In order to understand the universe we live in, we need them both, there appears to be a bit of a disconnect between them, and our intuition says they could be merged into a grand unified theory, but we haven't a clue how to do it. In economics the schism isn't quite that severe.

      Krugman has something interesting to say about macro, and he's a more credible source than am I.

      There's something about macro (Krugman)
      The links to his charts are broken, so you can see an explanation of the IS/LM model at wikipedia.

      He also has interesting things to say about the general practice of economics. I particularly like the bit about "silly assumptions" of economic models.
      How I work (Krugman)
      What seems terribly hard for many economists to accept is that all our models involve silly assumptions. Given what we know about cognitive psychology, utility maximization is a ludicrous concept; equilibrium pretty foolish outside of financial markets; perfect competition a howler for most industries. The reason for making these assumptions is not that they are reasonable but that they seem to help us produce models that are helpful metaphors for things that we think happen in the real world.
      What he doesn't say, because the point of his essay is different and carries him a different direction, is that politicians completely fail to grasp the silliness of the assumpions, and the resulting limitations of the models, in part because economists often fail to remember that they started, decades ago, with a model that has silly assumptions.
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  190. Steve's Intel switcheroo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re: Your negative comment about Steve Jobs saying Intel was so bad and then later switching to using Intel.

    I admire someone who is open to new ideas and capable of changing their approach if conditions warrant. Just remember that "staying the course" is not always a good or intelligent thing to do. Here's two examples: the Titanic and Iraq.

  191. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because it's your heavy, poorly designed laptop that makes you a Man.

    I am laughing at you.

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  192. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mac works great for what it does/what its intended, and I'm in the graphic design business so I even have more use for it.

    Is that a subtle way of saying that Macs are only meant for graphic design? What exactly is it not meant to do?

    But in my overall experience, it is most often the Mac users I know having issues with wanting to do something a Windows box can and not being able to.

    Such as?

    Also, most of the programmers I work with like windows because it allows for tweaking much easier... whereas mac closes off its systems so normal users cant screw it up.

    I hate to break it to you but... they're lying to you to hide their own ignorance.

  193. Don't be hatin' Jim by cyman777 · · Score: 1

    Calm down, cuddle with your cheap windows machine that has such a great design, admire the 3000 Stickers like
    Celeron inside!
    Windows Serial
    21109275lxXUXIASDU
    use these screwdriver for those screws
    FC blah blah
    Type Number: Model Number:

    (wow that is too much for me, not even half the way through from my company's T41).

    Wow? Where was I? ...so caught up in those beautifully desined stickers,...

    Yeah, Jim, and you are right: I love that I have to reboot my laptop every day. Takes only 5 minutes in XP until all my progs are up and running again.

    Why the hell could my wife on her MacBook write two troll articles underneath yours while I was booting up to write this lame one?!

  194. Huh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings.

    Huh ?

    Are Windows users not lemmings ?

  195. Makes no sense by localman · · Score: 1

    So he's calling his compatriots "lemmings" because when they compare Windows to OSX they'll like Windows less? He himself says the reason for peoples' conversion will be "frustration with Windows limitations". And how does that makes them lemmings? Seems like you'd much more accurately be called a lemming if you stayed on the more popular Windows platform after a side-by-side comparison made you feel that OSX was better.

    What a weird article.

    Cheers.

  196. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

    The 'really creative computer users' bit jumped out at me. I consider myself pretty creative - I make my living as a freelance artist - and the most customizing I've ever done to the hardware was spray-painting a zebra pattern on my Amiga 2000 back in the early nineties!

    I think this article's supposed to be a joke. Or even making fun of diehard PC folks. Or a troll to increase ad impressions - maybe all of the above.

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  197. Article: Almost as Good as /. Flamebait from AC by Shuh · · Score: 1
    This is how the article ends on page 2:
    So go ahead and Boot Camp if you must. But don't come running to me when your mind and body prematurely degenerate. I'll be smart, fit, and enjoying my real Windows computers, while you ooze slowly into the Pixar-Disney-ABC swamp of mindlessness. Chump.

    Is this what passes for journalism or informed opinion in the P.C. web-rags these days? I mean -- c'mon! All it was missing was a line like "Windows RUL3Z, suckerz! LOL! OMG!" And how about this phrase in particular: "enjoying my real Windows computers." "Enjoying?" "Windows?" WTF?
  198. I can play your comparison game, too... by MojoStan · · Score: 1
    Anybody can configure a "home" PC to look expensive compared to a "professional" Mac's default cost-effective configuration. Also, anybody can make a Mac look ridiculously expensive compared to a cost-effective PC configuration.

    I think price comparisons like yours (and mine below) are useless. The computer that's changed more from its standard configuration will almost always be less cost effective.

    Example from Dell and Apple (based on your example):

    Dell Latitude D820 (Latitude is their business/pro model)
    Intel® Core Duo T2600 (2.16GHz) 667Mhz Dual Core
    Windows® XP Professional, SP2, with media
    15.4 inch Wide Screen WSXGA+ LCD Panel (1680x1050)
    512MB (256MB onboard) NVIDIA® Quadro NVS 120M TurboCache
    2.0GB, DDR2-667 SDRAM, 2 DIMMS (dual-channel mode)
    100GB Hard Drive, 9.5MM, 7200RPM
    8X DVD+/-RW w/Roxio Digital Media and Cyberlink Power DVD
    Dell Wireless 1490 802.11a/g Dual-band Mini Card
    Dell Wireless® 350 Bluetooth Module
    85 WHr 9 Cell Primary Battery
    3 Year On-site Economy Plan (3-yr mail-in plan is $99 less)
    Microsoft ® Office Basic Edition 2003 and Adobe Acrobat 6.0
    Standard features: 56K v92 Internal Modem, Gigabit Ethernet, PC Card slot (Type I or Type II), 54mm Express Card slot (supporting both 54mm and 34mm), Serial, docking connector, USB 2.0 (4), 1394, VGA, headphone/speaker out, integrated microphone, infrared port, Integrated Smart Card Reader
    Weight: 6.0lbs (with 6-cell battery, a little more w/9-cell)
    HxWxD: 1.39 x 14.2 x 10.43
    Total: $2856

    15.4" MacBook Pro
    2.16GHz Core Duo
    15.4-inch TFT display with 1440x900 resolution
    ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 with 256MB GDDR3 memory
    2GB 667 DDR2 (2 DIMMS)
    100GB SATA drive (7200 rpm)
    Slot-load SuperDrive (DVD±RW/CD-RW) [Apple doesn't state this explicitly, but it's 4x and not dual layer]
    iWork preinstalled
    60 WHr battery
    AppleCare Protection Plan for MacBook Pro
    Standard Features: iSight, wireless networking (802.11b/g), Bluetooth 2.0+EDR, 34mm ExpressCard slot, dual-link DVI video out, Gigabit Ethernet, USB 2.0, FireWire 400, and optical digital and analog audio in/out.
    Weight: 5.6lbs
    HxWxD: 1.0 x 14.1 x 9.6
    Total: $3627

    Dell advantages:
    Better GPU for workstation/pro apps, supports more memory with sharing
    Higher resolution screen
    Better battery
    More USB 2.0 ports
    Better DVD burner
    Modem
    Better office suite (Office Basic vs. iWork)
    Better ExpressCard slot
    PC Card slot
    On-site warranty (don't know about overall quality of "business" support)
    Integrated smart card reader
    Docking options
    More configuration options

    MacBook advantages:
    Better GPU for gaming
    Lighter and smaller
    DVI
    iSight
    Digital audio output
    Apple remote
    Front Row, GarageBand, Quickbooks New User Edition, iMovie HD

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  199. Solution by Dragon_Hilord · · Score: 1

    Switch to Linux

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  200. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Well, if Mac users aren't fond of rules, wouldn't that include the rules of aesthetics?

  201. Lemmings stick with Windows by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    So if you continually feel frustrated by Windows' limitations, you're supposed to NOT switch to something better? I'd call THAT the lemming-like behavior!

  202. Windows As A Utility by Kedavra · · Score: 1
    A few years ago I bought SoftWindows for my Mac. I'm fluent in Microsoft and Apple, so I thought it would be useful. In the end, I found that I could do 99% of what I needed to do on my Mac, and I just ended up using Windows to do the occasional odd task that I couldn't do on my Mac (like running training CD ROMS that were MS only).

    That's when it hit me that for most tasks, Windows was only a utility. A very expensive utility.

    AK

  203. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    It's ok if you are unable to pick up 7 lbs. We'll understand...and snicker.

  204. Facts about Lemmings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read this article on the FACTS about lemmings, you will realize that lemmings are not blindly jumping to their deaths, they are migrating. So, in fact, you missed metaphor turned out to be apt... APT!
    See, these lemmings are trying to get to a place that's better...

    By Michael Woods, Post-Gazette National Bureau

    Lemmings need better P.R. They don't get much mention, and when they do, they
    are always following each other off cliffs. To their deaths.
    The business press, in particular, seems to have adopted the furry little
    Arctic rodent as the perfect metaphor for self-destructive followership.
    Investors follow a once-soaring stock, employees follow a once-admired executive, a
    company follows a once-promising technology.
    To where? Off a cliff. Every time.
    There's even a business book called "The Lemming Dilemma" in which, according
    to its back cover blurb, "Emmy the lemming wakes up to her own purpose and
    vision, and defies the age-old urge to follow the other lemmings off the cliff."
    The problem is, according to a study being published today in the journal
    Science, lemmings do not follow each other off cliffs!
    And the only reason most people think they do is footage faked by Walt Disney
    Studios in a 1958 "nature" film, "White Wilderness," that portrayed lemmings
    as oblivious nincompoops who reduced their excess population by diving off
    cliffs in mass suicides.
    The hoax planted one of the most enduring myths in popular culture -- and in
    science. Which really ticks off the scientists who study lemmings.
    "The Disney movie was a fake," said Heikki Henttonen, a expert with the
    Finnish Forest Research Institute in Vantaa. "An irritating one to zoologists," he
    added, "not only because the behavior was faked, but they used a wrong
    species. Disgusting."
    Oliver Glig couldn't agree more. He's a specialist in population biology at
    the University of Helsinki who headed the study of lemming population control
    that's being published today in Science.
    Glig's study found that lemmings go through a 4-year cycle in which
    populations explode, reaching hundreds of times original levels, and then crash because
    of periodic increases in the numbers of predators that eat lemmings, such as
    arctic foxes and snowy owls. The sharp population declines have nothing to do
    with overcrowding or food shortages or, of all things, mass suicide.
    Ecologists have spent 50 years searching for this explanation, partly because
    lemmings can help scientists understand behavior in more complex animals.
    Glig's study makes no reference to the movie "White Wilderness," part of
    Disney's "True Life Adventure" series which is still sold in VHS format. But the
    topic arose during interviews this week with Glig, his fellow researchers and
    other scientists.
    "White Wilderness" was filmed in Alberta, Canada, which is not a native
    habitat for lemmings and has no outlet to the sea. Filmmakers put purchased
    lemmings on a snow-covered lazy-Susan and spun it to create the illusion of frenzied
    behavior. Then they herded the animals off a river bank for the
    "lemmings-to-the-sea" scene.
    Glig said in an interview that Disney paid young Inuits from Barrow, Alaska,
    one dollar per animal to trap lemmings.
    Disney doesn't defend such practices nowadays.
    "Although we have been unable to accurately determine exactly what techniques
    were used in producing 'White Wilderness' in 1958, standards and techniques
    for filmmaking were very different 40 years ago," said Rena Langley, of Walt
    Disney World Public Affairs.
    Documentation of what took place is readily available, however.
    The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. ran an expose on the film in 1983. Henttonen
    told the story in a 1993 book. And Riley Woodford, of the Alaska Department of
    Wildlife, has written an article on lemmings and "White Wilderness" in the
    current issue of the department's magazine.
    To be fair, the lemming myth has some basis in fact, said Dr. Peter J. H

  205. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Sierran · · Score: 1

    All I can tell you is that on my 20" intel iMac, with the ATI X1600, Battlefield 2 runs juuuuust fine. The only time I hit lag is when my network hiccups (it's Comcastic!) and I have essentially all the options midrange to high on the video. Yes, I got the 256MB VRAM option and 2GB of RAM, but whatever. And in OS X, WoW runs at 69 fps in Ironforge. Between those two, I'm a happy clam.

    I will readily admit that the fact that it's an iMac means that upgrading the video in it will not be a viable option. However, meh. All of my friends who are "serious gamers" and have "serious gaming rigs" seem to end up upgrading at least their $300 video cards every 12 months at a minimum, and usually their whole PC every 18 months or less. For the approx. $2K it cost me to buy this thing, I figure I came out ahead - at least for the 3 years of warranty coverage.

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  206. I agree with the guy by neuroking · · Score: 1

    Even better, not frequently using Windows will lead to greater gaps between security downloads, making Windows even less secure. I use Windows as my primary OS, and if you don't stay up on the security side, it is pretty possible (if you're a techie) and damn likely (if you're not) to miss something. Every tech friend of mine has no trouble with spyware and all the other crap people always point out as flaws in Windows, but that stuff is out of control for average, "I use my computer as a tool" users.

    The logic in the article is flawed, though. Pople buy Macs because they want to use a Mac. Now they have teh option of running a few 'mission critical' apps on teh same machine. Who are they switching, when the user already shelled out $2799 for a Mac? Release Mac OS for Intel for regular retail if you want to test this theory, otherwise, this is just propoganda. OMG! 9/10 users who bought a Mac switched to the MacOS! And...

  207. upgrading by dcam · · Score: 1

    A lot of the arguments center around not being able to upgrade the hardware or add your own (possibly legacy hardware) to the box.

    The only problem is that Apple sells 2 types machines that you generally don't want to upgrade: Mini and Laptop. I don't know what proportion of their sales are from Minis and laptops, but I'm guessing that the laptop side of things would probably be close to 50% of sales (by boxes, not $). For that side of things, many of the article arguments just don't apply.

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  208. Re:Message for Captain Stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funniest post ever!!

  209. It's BETA software!!!! by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Ok, one thing that I know has not appeared in the threads yet, is that Boot Camp is "Public Beta" software. It says so right in the header graphic of the page, http://www.vbc.vt.edu/SystemX_pgs/SystemX_md.html

    To point out its limitations as intentional and say that it's some conspiracy against Windows users to get them to switch is a bit thin. Especially, when there is talk that Apple has revived the "Red Box" component from the Rhapsody development days (pre-Mac OS X), and the "Yellow Box for Windows". The Red Box was supposed to be a complete set of Windows APIs built for Mac OS X that would allow any Windows application to run natively without emulation or virtualization. The Yellow Box for Windows is the exact opposite. It is the complete set of Cocoa/Carbon APIs for Windows so that any Mac OS X application would run natively under Windows.

    This development effort would require a great deal of cooperation between the two companies, I know. I also know that the two haven't exactly been friendly lately (and the new Apple ads don't help that cause). BUT, there is significant advantage in the marketplace for both companies to work toward the Red Box for Mac OS X and Yellow Box for Windows. Why? It would possibly increase the number of Mac hardware sales and it would certainly increase the number of Windows licenses for Microsoft. One other thing it does is to finally do away with two versions of applications. Developers for the Mac could now choose to use EITHER development environment they were comfortable in (Xcode/Mac OS X or Windows .Net) and produce a single binary that would run everywhere. Microsoft would stand to gain from that as well, as they could do away with the Mac BU all together. Apple could penetrate into the Windows market with their creative tools (iLife and the Final Cut Studio suite) and stand to make significant inroads in software sales.

    Yes, there are some potential bad outcomes as well, I realize. But, the possibilities of such a move are quite enticing. Does Apple want people to switch to their platform? Of course, they believe its better and I happen to agree, but making that transition happen a bit smoother and offering an opportunity to run all the apps you need during the transition is a much better way to entice novice users (i.e., average home PC users). Advanced users will switch or not switch, period. That crowd is pretty resistant to change and there won't be a mass exodus from one platform to another from them...ever.

  210. both sucketh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a lot of people, including me, who switched to macs a long time ago when they noticed running windows was overly complex, buggy, and opened you up to getting owned on teh intarweb. A LOT of people, not just slashdot type people. The ones who called mac users names were the same ones always having to "fix the registry" or "find the right drivers" or "run the antivirus scanner again". thought that was nuts then, and beyond insane now to still have to do that. Hitting yourself on the head with a hammer because it feels just so darn good when you stop, that's windows. I still remember my roomate just swearing every other night while surfing on his windows box, getting hosed, whilst I was happily going where I wanted to without even a firewall on ye olden mac. It's like, how much of "not broken in the first place" did people have to notice to give them a good opportunity to switch over? The only things macs lacked where a better pricing model and more distributors and to not SCREW OVER the distributors. They could have easily been the dominant desktop, but actually chose not to for some reason. Ancient history now..

    Of course, I switched to linux on cheap hardware eventually,once Linux got "good enough", so I have no use for OSX, nor mac hardware, as I can pick out good enough components all on my own for a system, thanks, and absolutely wouldn't even consider "boot camp". Ain't a damn thing Microsoft makes that I have ever needed, I learned my lesson by 3.11, then 95 double cemented it, not a thing they make is even close to "quality", it is always a second best catch up experience with them. GUI, late to the game, flaky software no matter what, absolutely no security at all, very expensive for what you get. Cadillac price for a Pacer, no brainer to NOT go there. Never got addicted to video games, always though they were...well, not for adults, so, don't need windows for that. Don't need office and all the bloat to type a simple report. And so on. Bootcamp is for those folks still stuck in the 90s and not knowing what computing is all about. The 21st century is about ultimate customizability, building your own inexpensive systems and operating systems/applications stacks, and NOT being a perpetual cash cow slave drone to this or that billion dollar corporation ripe for the milking. Windows and mac are now the expensive training wheels operating systems. Putting them both together is the HEIGHT of ludicrousness, it is HYSTERICALLY funny. They are no longer needed for thinking adults. It's still OK for lemmings and worker drone slaves and kids playing fantasy games. Those companies should just close up and go retire on the billions they milked out of the system. Open source and open commodity hardware is the way to go now, so you can cheaply and easily just go about your business and not get raped in the wallet or in the brain. I wish more people would see tis, but alas, advertising/brainwashing works so well now.

        Maybe something else will come along to supplant that, and I will gladly switch again, maybe biological genetic engineering based computing maybe, but so far, not seeing it any time soon.

  211. apple could be evil and ... by QAChaos · · Score: 1

    apple could be evil and trash the windows partition with their driver disk that they provide - the consumer would feel that windows is less stable and want to switch over to os x

  212. Where you been? by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    Zap here, coming at you live from my new MacBookPro. This is my first Apple PC since my Apple II circa '85. I went for Boot Camp hook line and sinker because I figured it would be a good chance to try OSX and a few linux distros.

    The "problem" is, OSX is by far the best OS I have ever used (I'm not a gamer). My only regret is that I wasted so many years using inferior Dells and convincing muyself that it was *my* fault Windows was crap.

  213. Parallels by peter+Payne · · Score: 0

    There are two ways to run Windows on an Intel Mac. One is Boot Camp, best for games or for when you "really need a real PC." The other is Parallels, which is everything Virtual PC should have been, a really reliable, really compatible PC that's fully encapsulated in an enclosed environment. There seems to be no limit to what will be possible with Parallels, except that games might not be fast enough to be enjoyable. I mean, I run my iMac with the emulated Win2000 PC in full screen mode on my 2nd monitor, and it's da bomb for the software development and testing that I do. Just as the current video iPod gave "video" for free on top of the price of the iPod everyone was already buying (hence, not that many people cared that it wasn't widescreen), getting a Windows box for "free" with your elegant, camera-enabled, fast-as-heck Intel iMac is a fantastic bonus. Parallels cosr>
    ts a mere $49 ($39 now) too, a big bonus over VMWare.

    (I have to say, installing Windows 2000 in the background while playing Unreal Tournament emulated a perfect speed in Rosetta, with 100 bots added for a fun kill-fest, was really enjoyable.)bBy the way, his putzy discussion about not being able to run legacy crap? Come on, if you're buying a new Intel Mac, the chances are you're not trying to hook a 1997-era SCSI scanner up to it. Jeez...

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  214. OS X rocks by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride.

    Dude, what in the fsckin label fword dw 0000h are you talking about?! First of all, OS X is a UNIX based operating system (with a perfectly good user interface layer like no other UNIX has) that is rock solid in comparison to any other desktop OS, that supports all modern standards that 99% of the computing world expects on a computer. And does nearly all of its tasks better than a comparable computer running the latest Windows OS. Not to mention that you can run 99% of your UNIX programs on it. Only trouble is, since many of us are stuck using one or two Windows applications that we MUST have (unless you can show me a Linux or Mac version of Mastercam), so we are stuck using a PC-based laptop with Windows and running some *BSD or Linux in VMware. It doesn't make sense to carry TWO laptops around just so you can have a Mac.

    So what does Apple do? They switch to x86, which suddenly makes it possible to run other widely available OSes on the machines. What does that do? I can use all my favorite UNIX, Apple, and Java programs on the Mac, I can run the non-CPU-hogging Windows programs in QEMU, except at blazing speeds on x86 compared to the speeds on the G4 thanks to QEMU accelerator (why emulate x86 on x86?), and I can reboot into Windows to run Mastercam.

    There is only ONE more thing I need on the Mac, and I won't need this boot thing at all: VMware for Mac OS X . If that ever becomes available, I'll never use a PC again and I'll never dual boot again.

    OS X. Because friends don't let friends run GNOME.

    1. Re:OS X rocks by krilli · · Score: 1

      You said: "VMware for Mac OS X"

      This is similar:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallels_Workstation
      http://www.parallels.com/

      Some say it's faster than VMWare (less emulation). Haven't tried it myself.

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    2. Re:OS X rocks by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > First of all, OS X is a UNIX based operating system

      Mac OS X is based on darwin, which is based on NeXT, which is based on the Mach kernel and contains code from the BSD implementation of a 'Unix-like' operating system.

      > (with a perfectly good user interface layer like no other UNIX has) t

      Only systems which are fully compliant with and of course certified to the Single UNIX Specification qualify as "UNIX" (others are called "UNIX system-like" or Unix-like). MacOSX, is UNIX-like.

      > that is rock solid in comparison to any other desktop OS, that supports all modern standards that 99% of the computing world expects on a computer.

      Where is Gopher support (I have it on windows, linux)?
      Why doesn't the FTP client that comes with the system support uploading?
      Why is the IMAP implementation (in mail.app) worse than Outlook's and thunderbird's (See sieving script issues)?
      Why isn't there ANSI support in the termianl application?
      Why isn't there a usable java implementation for the platform (MacOSX's java framework is completely broken for standard java UI elements)?

      > And does nearly all of its tasks better than a comparable computer running the latest Windows OS.

      I guess these are lies:
      http://www.xlr8yourmac.com/archives/apr06/040506.h tml
      http://reviews.cnet.com/Apple_Boot_Camp_beta/4505- 3672_7-31826794-2.html?tag=nav
      http://www.macfixit.com/article.php?story=20060405 225344882

      > Not to mention that you can run 99% of your UNIX programs on it.

      Frigging hell, you've never had to deal with signals under MacOSX, or do all those terrible UI compatability hacks to get a GTK application working. It's a lot easier under Windows with CYGWIN.

      > OS X. Because friends don't let friends run GNOME.

      I don't like Gnome much either, tried KDE 3.5.2 (my prefered enviroment)? I find the entire desktop enviroment provided by KDE is quite adquate for most people's needs. Unfortunately MacOSX and KDE both fail at having a speedy browser (the default browser that comes with the system). This is where Windows wins.

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  215. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple wants people to convert to Mac hardware/OS X! Oh my god! (grabs face a la Kevin from Home Alone)...

  216. ^-------- OMG!!!!!11!!!!! FUNNY!!!!1!!!11 by Tarmas · · Score: 1

    That's one of the funniest comments I've read in a long time. Too bad I don't have any mod points.

    Here's a virtual +1 Funny: Killing Joke from me.

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  217. Here's the deal by woohootoo · · Score: 1

    Jim's magazine is called PC Magazine, NOT Mac Magazine. A LOT of the advertisers who pay the bills for the magazine sell PC hardware or pieces parts of PC hardware. Do you think they are all excited about having lots of glowing articles about running BC on non-PC hardware? Something tells me they're not. My guess is that ol' Jim has received some not-so-happy feedback from advertisers about the attention being paid to BC (and Apple products in general) in the magazine. So he makes an attempt at neutralizing the positive BC hoopla with this column. If it's meant to be satirical, it's the sorriest attempt at satire I've seen in a while.

  218. Preaching to the choir by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know, I know, it's hard to resist, but the post you replied to wasn't stating those as reasons per se, but as reasons MSWindows users tell themselves why they haven't switched. It all really boils down to "I've invested all this time and money on Windows. If I get a Mac, then I'm admitting that I made a mistake."

    I think the main reason people still use Windows is that it's good enough. Sure, it's not as great as you'd like, but it's the devil you know. Besides, everybody else uses it, so it can't be that bad, can it?

    (disclaimer: I own and prefer Apple computers)

  219. sure off the meds, but still smokin something by jscrew · · Score: 1

    Okay, this article is so completely baseless, not even researched, that it has to be a joke. Maybe his wife left him for another woman, maybe he's being harassed by a male co-worker, or maybe he's the one harassing. This article is so worthless that it just sits there to goad people into ranting back at him.

    comparison of image rendering between a desktop/workstation v. MacMini... apples v. oranges? He's probably thinking of a nice $5k PC system with a brand spanking new top o' the line graphics card.

    "no worries." Australian, I first heard it from Mick Dundee in a mildly entertaining movie.
    tatoos, body piercings, they've been around since at least 5000+ years ago. Even the Iceman they found in the Alps had tatoos.

    Modding PC cases, kinda reminds me of tricked out Honda Civics. It's like hanging a crystal chandelier in a run-down frat house. You know someone is going to knock it, projectile vomit on it, or the house will be demolished within a year. True Story: I saw someone sneeze and puke at the same time, and they managed to get the vomit on the ceiling (middle of the aisle) of the school bus. Hell of a site, but I got off the bus using the emergency exit at the back.

    I know I was smart enough to get a Mac. After several years and countless hours of solving hardware/software problems just to get my PC to work nicely, I had enough, even running Linux, it ticked me off. Switched to Mac for my day-to-day and even some development work (what's better than unix under the hood?), and now I have more free time, which pleases the g/f. Though it does leave me more opportunity for Stupid Male Mistakes to piss her off. So for that, I blame Apple :-)

    Here's to going blind with 30" AC Displays, and going deaf by my iPod.
    See no evil, hear no evil.

  220. OMFG, That Was AWESOME!!!! by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1

    Bravo man, bravo!

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  221. It looks to me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jim Louderback wrote a trollpost?

  222. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides permissions keeping one user from destroying the data of another (or the system), there's also FileVault, should you need it.

    If your interest is piqued enough to ask such a basic question, please, do some research. Go read about OSX there on Apple.com, check out a Mac Mini or a MBP and if that's not enough..get a free (limited-time) .Mac membership, I think they have more "exclusive" material you could get your hands on. Join Apple's free, online developer program (ADC) to get at the real meat, if you're so inclined.

    Apple even sells a computer capable of running OSX and Windows XP, and it's housed in 2.5x2.5x6 box! They start at about $600. Assuming you're setting up an elderly relative (no spare parts, this is no geeky gramma)...

    Mac Mini; $600, KB $80-100, Monitor; $350-600, Windows XP License; what is it? $200-275?

    Lets give Apple $235 for its software bundle (OSX+iLife+etc) and mark the computer itself as only $365, or a dollar a day for a year;

    hardware is now about: $900 (low/mid-range monitor, good KB&Mouse)
    and software is: $500 (rounding, XP being somewhat variable here)

    Total of about $1400.

    Put that way, I think it's more interesting. At that point, you'd probably be better off reccomending an iMac, there's nothing to setup. Or, if they're planning on long vacations, a MacBookPro for a little more (hint; go refurb if it's a stretch). And if they get macs (elderly people, or people w/ similar computer experience), maybe they'll never figure out how to get Windows working in the first place! Or you could do the Windows install/setup for $50 and/in cookies, why not!?

    That's a pretty sweet price point though, $600 for a base Mac Mini, and maybe a mid-range (next-gen, gotta save) mini will find a home here with me. The thing is, I think the mini is the 2.5-3yr computer. It's for people that don't care about Vista, and are looking for something good, flexible, relatively cheap and small. They don't really mind Windows but they're open, ready to be dazzled by something new and exciting..(did I mention that small helps?)...if they can continue running Windows apps..and games.., maybe they can justify the slightly higher price.

    I'm a Mac user though. I'm only eyeing a new system for 10.5 and XP, for games...my current crop of PPC macs do just fine for now.

    -- Sosumi Again Please

  223. taken for a ride? by alizard · · Score: 1
    Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."

    Getting taken on a ride from a buggy and insecure Windoze to a secure and stable OSX impresses me as doing the user a favor.

    The editor's comments on how people will use OSX given a choice because it's less hassle than Windoze sound like a parody of the latest Apple vs Windows ads.

    Though IMHO, it would be smarter for Apple to run Windoze in emulation, that way, they should be able to avoid most of the Windows support hassles; Windows would be running behind a *nix firewall and would think it was running in an ideal virtual environment. When I started running Windows in emulation, to my surprise, I found that it works far better in emulation than it does in its native environment.

    Disclosure: I'm running Fedora Core 3 with W4L and WINE emulators. As you may have guessed, I've got legacy Winblows apps I can't function in the business world (writing Linux how-to articles) without.

  224. The other possibility: by acb · · Score: 1

    Now that Macs will boot Windows, software companies fire their OSX developers and tell customers to boot into Windows if they want to use their software. Windows becomes even more entrenched as a standard, with Mac sellers soon bundling a copy of XP/Vista with their Macs. Eventually Apple bow to market pressure and start distributing Macs with Windows; then it's only a matter of time before the now redundant OSX is taken out to pasture.

  225. Re:The Article is Troll Bait, Don't Waste Your Tim by ickoonite · · Score: 1

    Idiot. It's humour. Read it again. Then, if you're still confused, ask a Brit to help you.

    Twat.

    iqu :|

  226. Don't make me laught!!! by mlopes · · Score: 1

    So Mac users are lemmings... what are Windows users a herd of free thinkers?

  227. it is bad satire by swissfondue · · Score: 1

    No, not the one in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe". (looks up online dictionary)

    The article is half troll and half satire. You can't possible think the second half of the article isn't tongue-in-cheek? But since it is so badly written, the reactions are so diverse.

    Don't think I'm defending that drivel, but try take it with a pitcher of salt. Then you'll feel as I did when RTFA.

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    Rubies and Pearls are not what you think.
  228. ROTFLMAO! by RokcetScientist · · Score: 0

    So now lemmings have a choice! ROTFLMAO!

  229. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us understand what it's like. As an added bonus, I'm sure your manly 7lb laptop is always handy for beating your wife with.

  230. Lemmings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."

    You want to tell me that I have been zombified by Apple? Fuck you and fuck your troll ass topic. Maybe someday you will smell the bullshit that MS has been selling you.

    Of coarse, if you use Linux or a BSD, I apologize for my comments

    Good day.

  231. Dual Boot & Managing IT by bwitherow · · Score: 1

    Dual boot also allows IT managers to better support multi-platfrom environments. Now, on one box, you can utalize Mac OS X Server tools as well as any Window's stuff you might need to do. Also, you have the ability to use Apple Remote Desktop OR Microsoft's Remote Desktop from the same machine. That's a big help.

  232. This is embarrassing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Louderback's piece gets outed as (mediocre) satire -- not once, but repeatedly -- and most of the subsequent posts STILL rant on about the unfairness of it all. And as much as I'd like to believe most of these are just giving Louderback a taste of his own medicine, my sarcasm detector flatlines the moment I take it near this topic.

    If Louderback's intent was to demonstrate that way too many Mac users are humorless and defensive to the point of paranoia, then I may have underestimated the guy. He was about as subtle as a railroad spike through the skull, yet he still got the desired effect.

    I'm gonna watch a few dozen more people take the bait, smoke myself a big bag of crack, and then pound myself upside the head with a ball-point hammer until I forget any of this happened. Have a happy Mother's Day, everyone.

  233. Is the poster an idiot? by pfharlock · · Score: 0

    The poster seems to be insinuating that apple is somehow trying to dupe it's customers, but says right in his post that jobs is counting on people using windows, getting tired of glitches and slowly transitioning to OSX because it works better. I'm sorry, but I don't see a company providing it's customers REAL choice and counting on the quality of it's products to seal the deal. Just in case anyone is wondering, I'm not a mac user, just making an observation.

  234. hahahahahomg teh rofl!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt :)

  235. don't these windows-using idiots........ by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0
    .......ever get tired of being so wrong. this is beneath even that hack Dvorak.

    bet they're both Republican. we must win the war on Mac Terorrism.

  236. MORON!!! by NoSalt · · Score: 1

    Maybe one day he'll wake up and smell the CRAP that Windoze embodies ...
    (but I doubt it)

  237. Lemmings? by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings.

    95% of the world uses Windows and Mac people are Lemmings? I think we can see who the real zealots are here.


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    The box claims that the software "fixes thousands of Windows problems automatically". Now I ask you, why
    would you want an operating system with thousands of problems?

  238. Happy Windows users by Thrudheim · · Score: 1

    Suppose, for sake of argument, that your premise is basically correct: nearly all Windows users are "happy enough" with Windows that they wouldn't switch to the Mac. Let's say that 95% of Windows users can be described this way. Suppose the other 5 are not happy and can be persuaded to switch to the Mac.

    If Apple can convince even this small percentage of Windows users to switch, the marketshare of the Mac would basically double, giving Apple billions of dollars in new sales. The implications for Apple are huge.

    Some people seem to think that Apple's objective with Boot Camp and its advertising campaign is to somehow "beat" Microsoft in the OS marketshare overnight. Of course Steve Jobs would love to do that, but it is not within the realm of reality. Apple will do extremely well just getting incremental gains in marketshare. Picking up 1% of marketshare per year over the next ten years, for example, is not "absurd" or a "fantasy." Vista will bring Windows many of the features Mac users have enjoyed with Tiger for over a year now, but the Mac OS is a moving target and Apple is moving faster. Looking ahead five years, it is not hard to imagine Microsoft struggling with its next generation OS while Apple has come out with three significant revisions.

    Apple, furthermore, has resisted entering the low-margin wars waged by the other PC manufacturers. Only Dell and Apple have made money consistently over the past few years, and Dell seems to be struggling a bit having reached the limits of its strategy of pursuing marketshare gains through cost-cutting. A percentage point gain in marketshare for Apple thus adds more to the company's bottom line than it does for Dell because Apple does it throuh product differentiation rather than razor thin margins.

  239. Micro vs all other branches of Econ by mjrmjr · · Score: 1

    Of all the branches of economics microeconomics is certainly the most important and it's also very sound, imo. The basic tools of microeconomics, supply and demand curves, indifference curves, demand elasticities, marginal cost/benefit analysis, all make intuitive sense and can be mathematically modeled. We may not "see" these things working in real life, but it's a way of understanding just about every decision a person or a firm makes. For example, the way that you can use a graph showing where marginal benefit intersects marginal cost and use that to determine the optimal level of consumption/production is about as fundamental and basic as it gets and applies to just about every decision made by an individual or a firm when deciding "how much" of something they want. If you reject the basic tools of micro you're basically rejecting economics as a whole. There's plenty of areas of economics that I'm personally skeptical about(Austrians, monetarists, macro) but I don't buy a criticism of microeconomics unless you've developed your own set of basic tools that you think explains the world better than traditional micro does. I say this with the caveat that, yes, it's very important to understand the limitations of any tool. There's a lot that economics simply doesn't/can't address.

    I wouldn't have thought about Pareto efficiency in the Apple/Windows context, that's an interesting application. I think Pareto efficiency is most applicable to common goods problems.

    I disagree that most economists would view efficiency as something determined by a value judgement. Whether a market is efficient or not has to do with whether goods are allocated to those with the highest willingness to pay for them, and allowing price to function properly as a signal of the value a good or service has. In this way, resources will flow to where they will be most productive. I'm not sure where value judgements or any normative statements/analysis enter the picture.

    Interesting link, dieoff.org. Where did you study economics?

    1. Re:Micro vs all other branches of Econ by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1
      I disagree that most economists would view efficiency as something determined by a value judgement. Whether a market is efficient or not has to do with whether goods are allocated to those with the highest willingness to pay for them, and allowing price to function properly as a signal of the value a good or service has. In this way, resources will flow to where they will be most productive. I'm not sure where value judgments or any normative statements/analysis enter the picture.

      Interesting link, dieoff.org. Where did you study economics?
      It may be true that most economists wouldn't consider the inherent value judgments in various efficiency models, but that would be because they haven't been taught to think out of the box (which makes it like any other field, right?). Some of them are aware of it, though. You would be most likely to find overt discussions of this in the subfield of developmental economics.

      But don't take my word for it. Read this interesting essay, instead: Efficiency (by Paul Heyne)

      The very fact that several different models of efficiency exist is a pretty big hint that something interesting is going on with the term "efficiency". The central issue is that the criteria by which you determine what is efficient are inherently value laden.

      Alternative efficiency models could be constructed which are based on different assumptions -- perhaps everyone born should be guaranteed a certain minimum quality of life, with respect to food, shelter, clothing, medical care, and education. The resulting efficiency might be described as an index of human misery, factoring in things like starvation, life expectancy and likelihood of death from warfare.

      I studied economics at the University of Nebraska where I see several of my professors remain. They most certainly are not to be blamed for my statements, conjecture, hyperbole, devils-advocate games, misrepresentations, misunderstandings, inaccuracies, and other opinions. I didn't pursue an advanced degree, so I wasn't fully brainwashed, uh, indoctrinated, uh, educated. :-)
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    2. Re:Micro vs all other branches of Econ by mjrmjr · · Score: 1

      Maybe we take different things away from that Paul Heyne article, but the way I read it he's saying almost exactly the same thing that I did. He's talking about a model of efficiency where goods/services are allocated to those who are willing to pay the highest price for them. He explains it better than I ever could but that's what it boils down to. The last sentence basically says it all. He does a great job in the 3rd to last pagaraph of articulating the criticisms of this model of efficiency but ultimately he comes down on the side of well defined property rights, price as a signal of value, and willingness to pay the highest price as the indicator that one should be the owner of a good.

      Re:Alternative efficiency models... if productivity growth continues at the current pace for another 50 or so years I could easily envision modern societies being able to provide a minimum standard of living for all with little strain on taxes/gov't resources. I wouldn't consider such an outcome an 'efficiency', though. As a utilitarian I'd probably say that what you describe is a worthy goal for a society that has the resources to do it, but I don't think it really has anything to do with efficiency. Maybe our disagreement is more one of semantics. I tend to have a rather narrow definition of economic efficiency that doesn't go beyond what's mentioned in the last sentence of the Heyne article.

      Incidentally, Bryan Caplan-who blogs on Econlog-is one of my former professors. I don't agree with all of his ideas but if you want to read an economist who thinks outside the box look no further. Some of his ideas are pretty far out there but the man himself is definitely a genius.

      I didn't mean to imply anything negative about your school, although now I see how I could have come across that way. I was just curious, nothing more.

  240. Lemmings? by joeyblades · · Score: 1
    I don't get it. First this PC Magazine Editor-in-Chief writes:
    Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people.
    I read this and think, "What more logical reason to switch OSes than because one is less frustrating than the other"?

    Then he writes:

    It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride.
    How does making an intelligent choice turn one into a lemming? Who's taking who for a ride? This logic defies all reason...

    For the record, I use PCs and Macs every day (plus Sun workstations). I use PCs at work because my employer says I have to. I use Macs at home because I have a choice.

  241. Suckers? I don't think so. by DanCentury · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tricked sure, but I wouldn't call the trickees "suckers". "Suckers" implies the person is getting screwed over or taking a loss, which is not the case here. Being tricked into using Mac OS X is like being tricked into being a millionare or being tricked into being married to Jessica Alba, or something awesome like that.

    And Frozen Bubble is available for Mac OS X, so I don't know what all the fuss about games not being available for the Mac is all about.

  242. Consider the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how to take the opinion of a guy who was writing reviews for "Bargain Mice" last year. He is just trying to get more name recognition. If one can't write interesting USEFUL articles, one writes a troll so people will know who he is. Shame on /. for posting this.

  243. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Windows doing a great job of being less stable on its own?

  244. Mac hard drive upgrades are easy by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    Your friends sound a lot like my friends. I'm guessing you already know this, but they're making excuses, and poor ones at that. I've built most of my own PCs since the Win 3.11 days, and your friends are full of crap.

    Since I've "switched", I still fiddle with hardware, and don't find it to be significantly different from doing so on PCs (with the exception of, admittedly, having a narrower range of video cards to choose from). On Mac towers I've upgraded video cards, memory, and hard drives, and upgraded memory and hard drives on both a PowerBook and an iMac (one of the original colorful ones). If you're familiar with doing these basic things on a PC you can do them on a Mac.

    Oh, and the PowerBook that I upgraded the HD on? I subsequently had to have it repaired for something unrelated to the HD upgrade, and the folks at Apple didn't even blink. The drive was very obviously not stock equipment, yet they still covered the repair as warranty work.

    Just so 'ya know. :-)

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  245. He does have a point... by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    As much as I live and breathe by my PowerBook, and as much as I play a metric assload of games on it (including WoW and UT 2k4), I have to admit that the GP post has a valid point. The Mac gaming situation has improved enormously in recent years, but there are still a large number of games that are Windows-only. Many of them are crap, but some are absolutely fantastic, and it's a damn shame that they're not cross-platform.

    In general, if a game isn't available for my platform of choice then it's no skin off my nose to simply not play it, but I do keep a Windows box around for the gems. The day that the various Half-Life games (as you mentioned) and Tiberian Sun will run at full speed under OS X will be the last time I ever boot a Windows box at home.

    What's Valve's problem, anyway?

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    1. Re:He does have a point... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      I think people are missing part of the point of my post above... the issue isn't "games that are 1-2 years old" -- it's new games (Mac releases tend to be a bit behind PC releases), and OLD games. Games people already own. Apple replaces pretty much everything else you'd use on Windows with a default install of OS X, but if someone wants to play their old copy of Counterstrike, they don't want to have to figure out how to get it all over again for the Mac. They just want to take it off the shelf, install it, and play.

      The other issue is emulation. MAME (including CLRMP), PSX, and N64 emulation is currently more advanced on Windows than on the Mac. Of course, as people start to port the asm code to MacX86, this will begin to change... but that's in a year or so.

      To recap: it's GAMES -- not Gamers.

  246. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

    As an added bonus, I'm sure your manly 7lb laptop is always handy for beating your wife with.

    And I'm sure your dainty Mac laptop is handy for your wife to beat you with.

  247. Toshiba's ugly computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right. Toshiba Portege better looking than an Apple laptop? Portege is a freakin' ugly plastic computer with "Intel Inside" stickers plastered all over it. Louderback is losing his touch.

  248. Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich by marklar1 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who remembers Jim Louderback from his days at TechTV would remember him to be a pompous dofus who was so uncomfortable in his own skin it made me feel bad just watching him. I rarely have strong feelings, particularly negative feelings about newscasters/reporters / celebrities...(contrast w/ Dvorak - I may disagree w/ many of his opinions or think he's a pinhead, but find him entertaining)...Louderback is somewhere between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

    See Louderback's comments on Reliability: "I want everything to work right. I have some confidence that peripherals and software will work on my PCs, because I either built them myself or bought them outright from a vendor who knows how to make Windows PCs...Last I checked, Boot Camp is unsupported. So you're out of luck."

    Boot Camp is a BETA...of course it's unsupported. INTEL designed/contributed the architecture of these all-in-one units...my guess is they know as much or more than Louderback, and the fundamental hardware will be echoed throughout the industry...(almost) any clown can assemble a PC...I suppose to some members of his audience this would qualify him as something of an ubergeek...Louderback expresses what he thinks really matters in hardware: "The really creative computer users are the case modders who build extravagant designs to house their systems. And that's just not possible if you aspire to run Windows and simultaneously "Think Different.""

    Please...it doesn't compute for me.

    That said, of course BootCamp isn't the end all for MOST users...very few people have the need for Windows-only apps, but for those that do the potential to boot Win (or Linux or whatever they want) next to the Mac OS is very appealing. For those rare business / school programs w/o a mac counterpart, or like me want to game but would never be worried about having the absolute latest gaming machine this takes away the last of the barriers to using the environment I prefer day in and day out...less hardware cost and clutter than a seperate machine.

    The pundits who've declared Apple's death over and over and over, or said they were machines for artists and educators, this is the ultimate insurance policy...Should the underdog Apple fail you can always just use the hardware as a Windows machine.

    The promise of virtualization by Apple or the 3rd party (like parallels), or WINE along with Boot Camp really will put users in the driver's seat--CHOICES....whatever meets your needs for those w/ a taste for more than the basics.

    Lastly: SPEED:
    As far as speed, perhaps a reminder is in order that we are still dealing w/ consumer desktops and the first gen pro laptops. I think upcoming pro machines that will build on multiple chips w/ multiple cores will be competitive w/ Win counterparts. Certainly enough has been said to document the strengths and weakesses of OS X's choice of kernel, and the old hardware debates...life is full of tradeoffs...

    MOST consumers and business users could buy a machine that's half to three quarters the speed of the top of the line and think they are well served w/ a very snappy machine.

    You know, I was uncertain at first, but I think if I had to pick one title for Louderback, it really is the TURD SANDWICH.

  249. UI by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Windows UI is the best of the 3 I've tried.

    Windows has a large set of consistant keyboard shortcuts that work across virtually every Windows application. The apps where they tend to break are those stupid programs with "themes" or "skins" and those that are ported from other systems that are insanely stupid.

    Mac OS has virtually no keyboard shortcuts that are actually consistant across applications. Cut/copy/paste are about it. Even moving within lines of text is not consistant on the Mac. Talk about stupid for the sake of stupid.

    X Window has the most ridiculous clipboard scheme imaginable. Who had the absolutely stupid idea to make selection == copy? That is so insane from a usability perspective that only a slash-moron could defend it.

    1. Re:UI by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

      Mac OS has virtually no keyboard shortcuts that are actually consistant across applications. Cut/copy/paste are about it. Even moving within lines of text is not consistant on the Mac. Talk about stupid for the sake of stupid.

      You appear to be quite the expert on Mac OS X. Do you use it daily? It appears that you certainly do.

  250. turned into lemmings ? by dan20164 · · Score: 1

    where's he been, this happened with Windows 3.1..

  251. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    NPMA (Non-Poseur Mac User): Someone who thinks that bash is a good Mac app, waits for someone to get Kile working on OS X, follows any hint of a fashion trend indicationg that ThinkGeek tees are in style (and regards all evidence to the contrary), does know preemptive multitasking from cooperative multitasking. Someone who bought his iBook because it's light, robust and sexy. Someone who believes that the Mac mini was destined (if not designed) to run headless. Someone who doesn't care about Photoshop but very much about DarwinPorts, Fink and/or Portage.
    Someone who sees "is a *nix" as one of OS X's biggest advantages.

    I don't care if you're more "real" or "trve" than me, but I do care about having an extremely sexy BSD descendant at my disposal.


    (And just to flame you: Getting bought out by NeXT for a negative amount of money was one of the best thing that have ever happened to Apple. ;)

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  252. We're all adults here, huh? by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    -fred

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    Sign #11 of Slashdot overdose: You see the phrase 'moderate Republican' and you wonder if that would be a +1 or a -1.
    1. Re:We're all adults here, huh? by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

      Fred, not really when it comes to the reality distortion field crowd.

  253. Just FYI (And no, this is not typical) by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    The company I work for is considering switching to MacBooks running Windows for its sales staff.

    We prize reliability and availability, and after going with Dell for a while (lousy and unreliable, but with a decent order-to-delivery time), Lenovo (moderately reliable, and takes anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months to deliver), HP (the one we ordered to test died within a week though that was presumably a fluke... but anyway, they don't have a model we like) we are getting really frustrated. The MacBooks, once the initial flaws are fully ironed out, might well be the way to go: the similar (business-class) models from the other manufacturers cost about the same as the MacBook Pro (we're paying between $2000 and $2500 per machine) and, at least at the moment, have worse performance.

    The main issue standing in the way of this is... the head of sales. Who thinks I've suggested it just to be cute.

    -fred

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    1. Re:Just FYI (And no, this is not typical) by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      If you tried to stick a One-Button Laptop on my desk as my primary PC, I'd make a political stink about as well.

      I like the MacBook a lot, but I just don't see this machine seriously positioned for the non-Mac market yet. Put a decent keyboard and mouse on the thing, and give it a docking station, and then it would be in the same class as ThinkPad for corporate installs. I'm also ignorant about Apple's support policies in this market.

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  254. ...'subtle'... by FredFnord · · Score: 1
    It's subtle, I'll allow that, but remember: always consult the nearest Brit before responding to something that sounds a little bit too stupid to be true. It probably is.

    I'm not sure 'subtle' is the right word. I am not quite sure what the right word is, but some useful candidates include:

    • ineffective
    • amateurish
    • pointless
    • heavyhanded
    • garbage

    Or some fun synthetic word that translates literally to 'a waste of electrons'.

    -fred

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  255. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the Dells come with a free forklift to carry them around! They're super-awesome!

    Mine didn't...
    since everyone is suing apple for hearing loss, can I sue Dell for the loss of my sex life due to the hernia I got lifting that shitbox?

  256. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Different thinkers come in many shapes and sizes. We're not all alike. We are scientists, musicians, avant-garde mathematicians; we are graphic designers, interior decorators, biologists, geneticists, all artists in our own way. So congratulations, you're one of us--whether you like it or not.

  257. Missing the point by segafreak · · Score: 0

    Well first up, either this guy is a complete moron, or as has been previously mentioned this is deliberate trolling for whichever reasons. But the article totally misses the point. Bootcamp is clearly not about converting windows users to OS X. If they accomplish this, then great, i'm sure Apple will be chuffed. The point (as I see it though) is merely to give semi-mac-users such as myself an avenue to get the mac they've always wanted. Since I was 4 years old, macs have been in my house, as my parents (an academic and a book designer) were early mac-fanatics, largely because of the user-friendly nature of the machines (christ, my dad can't even program the VCR, yet he loves his mac to bits). So since a young age I've loved macs too. However as I grew up, and began to take an interest in programming and videogames, I eventually had to accept that If I wanted to do university programming assignments and play Counter-strike, i needed a windows PC. Sadly I don't have the finances to justify a mac on the side just for fun. Enter bootcamp. Finally I have what I've always wanted, the ability to have a gorgeous piece of mac hardware and the joys of OS X, with windows on the side for playing games and whatever work I have to do on it. Better still there are already 3rd-party hacks to triple boot linux too, a feature I am confident will eventually be built into an official bootcamp release. So once I've saved my pennies, I'm gonna buy a brand new intel mac and start living the dream again. So to summarise, this isn't about converting windows users - this is about providing the ultimate convenience to tech geeks! THANK YOU STEVE JOBS!

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  258. Did this read like a kid's rant to anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a Mac user, but if I were I'd be giggling at this. To me, the whole thing read as the sort of uninformed diatribe you get from kids about ATI/NVidia cards or whatever. It was steeped deeply in that whole thing that goes "people only use alternative computers/OSes to 'be different', because everyone has the same opinion as me underneath it all, surely". Couple that with the idea we'll all be wowed by the cynical insight that Apple might want to "Shock! Horror!" get windowsophiles using OS X, and you have an article that screams "I quite obviously don't use Macs, I never used OS/2, I wouldn't know an Alpha from a Banjo, and I only use windows - all of which means you should trust my comments on all of the above".