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  1. Re:Least ugly == LCD? on Women's Attractiveness Judged by Software · · Score: 1

    There's nothing like a 70" plasma HDTV with close up titties bouncing on the screen. I dare say not even the real thing is that spectacular.

  2. Re:Just like the Yanks.... on The Rush To Patent the Atomic Bomb · · Score: 1

    We apologise for the inconvenience caused by our technician giving you the self destruct codes by mistake. Rest assured they have been suspended, without pay.

  3. Re:They knew who I was. on In Soviet US, Comcast Watches YOU · · Score: 1

    I bet that get the plug pulled on this bullshit in a heart beat.

    Or the interest & funding of Joe Francis.
  4. Re:I knew IE7 was bad, but... on Firefox 3 May Be More Memory Efficient Than Either IE or Opera · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet you get at least one user who thinks they're smart trying to argue that even the poster on your wall says IE7 is better than the other browsers.

  5. Two articles down on Harvard Scientists Aim To Stop Cancer In Its Tracks · · Score: 1

    I wonder if we can use the microRNAs of the zebrafish mentioned two articles ago to controll cancer growth.

    Then we could see if there's a way for cancer cells to becone regenerative somehow.

  6. Useless ? on Japan's Unique Cow/Whale Hybrid Experiments · · Score: 1

    A review of the controversial scientific research conducted by Japan and its whalers has uncovered a list of "bizarre" and useless experiments, including how to cross breed cows with whales.

    I wouldn't exactly call it useless. Breeding cows in large numbers has long been mastered, if you could get a cow to produce whale blubber there would be little reason to hunt whales.
  7. Paid good money on iPhone SDK Rules Block Skype, Firefox, Java ... · · Score: 1

    People paid 400-500 bucks for these phones, I'll piss in snow, photograph it, & scan it into a compiler if that's what it takes to get a little deeper into these consumers pockets.

  8. Educational Institutions on Should Wikipedia Sell Advertising? · · Score: 1

    Turn it into a platform only editable from Educational Institutions & allow students from any campus to use it as a study reference. Pay for it with a portion of tuition, surely there's somthing such a system could replace and take the funding of.

  9. Astrology is a science on Should Scientists Date People Who Believe Astrology? · · Score: 1

    Astrology is the science of manipulating people.

  10. Re:Wikipedia as Advertising on The Battle For Wikipedia's Soul · · Score: 1

    Just delete the blatant advertising.

    Then it just evolves into "Viral Marketing".
  11. Re:Bah on T-Ray Camera Sees Through Clothes, Preserves Privacy · · Score: 1

    Explosive diarrhea is a serious threat.

  12. Re:the only way to solve this problem on Drugs In Our Drinking Water · · Score: 1

    Let's just say, hypotheticly, that I had a three year old 2-litre bottle of urine sitting in my closet. How much do you think that would be worth on eBay ?

  13. Re:Trivial? on The Battle For Wikipedia's Soul · · Score: 1

    Yes.

  14. conundrum on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You almost have to question whether someone who would be willing to go on what's basicly a suicide mission is mentally stable enough to actually complete the mission.

  15. Re:So instead of meditating on a mountain... on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 1

    So we send Rappers, they never forget where they came from.

  16. Re:At least two? on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 1

    I can't believe at least one mod didn't catch this joke.

    red planet, red neck, inbred.

  17. Quick Observation on The Limits of Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    Aaronson contends that any method for solving NP-complete problems in polynomial time may violate the laws of physics and that this may be a fundamental limitation on technology no different than the second law of thermodynamics or the impossibility of faster-than-light communication.

    I've never been one to completely adhere to laws, but that last one sticks out to me.

    If somthing was able to communicate faster than light, how would be observe it happening ?
  18. Re:You've got to be kidding on Lawmakers Debate Patent Immunity For Banks · · Score: 1

    Maybe an invention isn't somthing anyone actually needs, but alot of people would want. Maybe the inventor has somthing in the back of their head telling them the invention isn't ready yet. People usually have underlying reasons why they don't push ideas on others that not even they understand at the time.

    Patents don't encourage inventors to invent, inventors will always innovate because that's what they do. Patents encourage greed & half-assed ideas for the sake of personal gain, which in light of another response to my parent statement, is the exact oppisite of the common good.

  19. Re:You've got to be kidding on Lawmakers Debate Patent Immunity For Banks · · Score: 1

    If you believe a patent can protect the interests of the common good you're a fool. It's an agreement that a single entity retains the right to benefit from an invention no matter who makes it.

    How exactly does that benefit the common good ?

  20. Re:You've got to be kidding on Lawmakers Debate Patent Immunity For Banks · · Score: 1

    Patents are supposed to benefit the common good.

    No, inventions are supposed to benefit the common good. Patents are supposed to benefit the person(s) who invented the invention.
  21. The chicken or the egg on Digital Picture Frames Infected by Trojan Viruses · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Updated antivirus software works unless the malware writers get ahead of the antivirus vendors,

    Malware writers are always ahead of antivirus writers. Antivirus was invented in response to malware & antivirus updates are dependant on new types of malware.
  22. Run for the hills on Yahoo Seeking Partnership With News Corp. · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does anyone else shudder at the thought of Myspace & Yahoo users as a collective being unleashed on the Internet ?

  23. I've got news for you on TechNet Users Revolt Over Vista SP1 Unavailability · · Score: 1

    According to the article, some frustrated users are upset enough that they plan to abandon TechNet entirely and turn to piracy.

    There's two types of people, pirates & non-pirates.
    Non-pirates are the ones who look at March as the date they need to plan for, & they work around that.

    Just because someone is a subscriber doesn't mean they're not also a pirate.
  24. The real breakthrough on See-Through Fish Help Cancer Research · · Score: 3, Funny

    Zebrafish are genetically similar to humans in many ways and serve as good models for human biology and disease.

    Fuck cancer, I wanna be transparent too !
  25. Stupidity is contagious ! on Some People Just Never Learn · · Score: 1

    No good can come of this reasearch. The people whom it effects will never learn anything from it, the people researching it already knew it, yet they still research it, like they haven't learned that it isn't going to teach anyone anything they didn't already know.

    In the end we end up with more people who just don't learn !