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  1. Locked out on Graffiti as Password - Secure and Memorable · · Score: 1

    The password to your porn collection is your porn collection ?

    Brilliant !

  2. Re:Heh heh heh... on DIY CPU Demo'd Running Minix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey when that guy signed up for the ass-kicking contest he knew damn well he only had one leg !

  3. Boom on Volcanoes May Have Caused Mass Extinctions? · · Score: 1

    Assume a volcano somehow got plugged up & couldn't errupt normally.
    Could an exploding volcano look like a meteorite crater ?

    What if a metorite crashed into the other side of the earth as exists a volcano, could a big enough impact cause a shockwave & an erruption on the other side of the planet much larger than normal erruptions ?

  4. shhh dont tell nobody on Patterns in Lottery Numbers · · Score: 1

    In other news 1,000,000 Slashdot readers went on a rampage after hitting the megamillions jackpot & only winning $370.

  5. Re:Confused.... on Ubuntu May Be Killing Your Laptop's Hard Drive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that a button only for subscribers or somthing ?
    I can't find the Uncheck Crappy Authors option.

  6. Re:Only 6 years away. on Focus Fusion On Google Tech Talks · · Score: 1

    You haven't been watching for 4 years by any chance have you ?

  7. Re:Possible conflict of interest on Focus Fusion On Google Tech Talks · · Score: 1

    Cancer research is still active, it's just that now there's alot of organizations setup to collect money for it & they stick to the smaller channels.

    Cheap energy on the other hand, is the next best thing to curing cancer & not as many organizations are setup asking for money to research it yet.

  8. Elementry on Focus Fusion On Google Tech Talks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This article is a bit over my head, but I get the feeling it's similar to using a magnifying glass to make ants explode.

  9. Re:Wow...Second world nations? on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    So, theoreticly it would be in the cows best intrest for you to work it do death ?
    I know if I was an OLPC cow I'd probably wish someone would kill me.

  10. Re:Cows don't walk much on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    Their best bet would be figuring out how to get these people cheap solar panels.

    I would have bet the farm that you were going to say cheap horses.
  11. Re:Cows don't walk much on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    chewing is something they do a lot of.

    ...

    They should make this device "girlfriend"-sized.
    Somthing tells me there isn't much of a difference between the two sizes.
  12. Re:Wow...Second world nations? on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    Aren't these laptops for developing nations such as India? If so, there are *FAR* better ways to generate energy.

    You can say that again, I'm pretty sure you go to hell if you work a cow to death in India.
  13. Plastic on '55 Science Paper Retracted to Thwart Creationists · · Score: 1

    And here I thought my grandma was strange for putting plastic over the couch.

  14. Re:Oh, wow on NY Wrests $1 Million From Verizon Wireless · · Score: 1

    Verizon is Sprints' half-retarded younger sibling. They haven't quite figured out how to make you thank them for robbing you like Sprint does yet.

  15. Booby trap on Storm Worm Strikes Back at Security Pros · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be funny if the worm was never intended to phone home for instructions, meaning any attempt to contact "command centers" would always be the result of probes ?

  16. Re:Lazy Kids ! on Gen Y Tech Savvy, But Not Interested in a Career · · Score: 1

    Well theoreticly you could, if you fix their computer right. *wink*

  17. Re:They will sell on Very High Tech - Elevator Garages in an NYC Hi-Rise · · Score: 1

    I was thinking along the same lines.
    Sounds like a classic case of lifting the entire bowl of soup to your mouth.

  18. Re:Youtube on Viacom Wants Industry Wide Copyright Filter · · Score: 1

    No, but

    And you don't see a fatal flaw in your reasoning ?
  19. Re:Youtube on Viacom Wants Industry Wide Copyright Filter · · Score: 1

    Have you looked at the most viewed videos at YouTube lately ?

  20. Re:Youtube on Viacom Wants Industry Wide Copyright Filter · · Score: 1

    On the contrary, content providers existed before the internet & were doing well before the rise of the internet.
    Content providers do not need the likes of YouTube etc to survive, however the adverse is not true, YouTube does not exist without content providers.

  21. Magic on Facebook Goes To 64 Bit User IDs · · Score: 1

    Do you think advertisers will finally catch on once they get 7 billion unique visitors from Facebook ?

  22. MOM on Neuro-Reckoning May Reduce MMOG Time Lag · · Score: 1

    Manager
    Of
    Movement

    MOM always knows what you're doing before you even start to think about it.

  23. Re:25gig HD too much? :) on Slashdot's Setup, Part 1- Hardware · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Booker is on the RIAAs' 10 most wanted list, seems possible.

  24. Truth on Verizon Wireless Opt-Out Plan For Customer Records · · Score: 1

    Let's just face the facts, we have no privacy, no lawmakers actually care about privacy, they just promise things that will take as long to go into effect as it will for them to get out of office so they don't have to deal with it again.

    I've got a plan though.
    If enough of us forward calls from suspeted telemarketer numbers to suspected terrorists, we may be able to get rid of two turds, err I mean birds, with one stone.

  25. Re:Hmmmmm on Data Centers in Strange Places · · Score: 1

    ... "ALERT! ALERT! Radio scanners indicate Female Stormtroopers have penetrated the base - visually confirmed by the PFY on gate. This is the real thing boys, it's what you've been praying for" ...

    That looks about right.