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Data Centers in Strange Places

johannacw writes "Would you house a data center in a diamond mine or an old chapel? These organizations did, with great success; many of these facilities offer the latest in cooling and energy technology, among other advances. 'If you want an even more hardened environment for your data, you might look at the aptly named InfoBunker in Boone, Iowa, about an hour outside Des Moines. [...] The 65,000-square-foot, five-story site is dug deep into the ground. No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process. A scanner uses radio frequency to read the would-be entrant's skin as a biometric identifier. He then needs to use a keycard and enter a code on the keypad. This three-tier security is standard for high-level military installations, McGinnis explains.'"

187 comments

  1. Seems excessive by Skewray · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would I want to physically access my botnet?

    1. Re:Seems excessive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Never mind YOU accessing it, *I* will access it by dropping in through that laser-guarded air conditioning vent in the ceiling, duh.

    2. Re:Seems excessive by thatnerdguy · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't sweat, or you might set off the pressure-sensitive floor alarm!

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  2. hmmm by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you house a data center in a diamond mine or an old chapel?

    Only if I had enough bunk space for my horde of minions, but yes, probably.

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  3. I always wonder. by ender81b · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, honestly, is it just me or are all these "exotic" data centers just a way to boost your CIOs ego at gatherings? Is it really necessary to have military security? Do your competitors care that much? Furthermore, would they be willing to risk criminal charges to try and steal a few thousand hard drives full of potentially useless data?

    Basements with backup power, secured doors, & a good fire system in my opinion. Then again, I'm not a CIO. Once I become one though, well, I imagine MY data center will have a golf course. And blackjack. And possibly hookers.

    1. Re:I always wonder. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, forget the datacenter!

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:I always wonder. by lelitsch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Make that 3rd floor with backup power. Flooding can be a real bitch in a data center.

    3. Re:I always wonder. by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I mean, honestly, is it just me or are all these "exotic" data centers just a way to boost your CIOs ego at gatherings?
      You say that like it's a bad thing. Really, is making the CIO feel cool all that much worse than whatever the datacenter is doing anyway? It's probably calculating stock prices, keeping track of financial information, caching web pages, or whatever. It's all just the mental masturbation of modern society anyway. Might as well feel cool doing it, then some concrete good will come of it.
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    4. Re:I always wonder. by Stripe7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Data centers can be in strange locations, before the advent of data centers companies just put their computers anywhere. Two strange locations I know, a closet in the womens bathroom at a company and a closet in the another companies machine shop. One had access issues, the other had massive metal dust issues. One large company for some strange reason put all their printers in their computer room, talk about paper dust issues. One other one I remember was under the companies staircase.

    5. Re:I always wonder. by oborseth · · Score: 1

      Possibly hookers? Come on! You know damn good and well it WILL have hookers.

    6. Re:I always wonder. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey baby...

      I got a 65,000-square-foot, five-story data center with a 4.5-ton steel door... IN MY PANTS!

    7. Re:I always wonder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our offsite tape storage is in an old salt mine.

    8. Re:I always wonder. by blhack · · Score: 1

      Well, you know that saying that if full tilt nuclear war breaks out that the intertubes will still function? There is a reason for that...ARMED GUARDS to kill off the zombies and pr0n starved nerds of course!!

      IN all honesty though, a freaking suspended glass NOC? Does it really matter whether you can see the server racks or not? //my data center will have an armory, and slides that go everywhere. (yes, those kinds of slides)

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    9. Re:I always wonder. by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      As a newer CIO its your perogative to make it to the moon! with hookers, blackjack and golf course. Shortly after you must get the rights to Tiger Woods PGA Moon Tour.

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    10. Re:I always wonder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that's why you're still a virgin :)

    11. Re:I always wonder. by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Same here. You in the UK? In Cheshire?

    12. Re:I always wonder. by Darx · · Score: 1

      That actually makes sense, the stairwell, not the bathroom... (though I've seen switches/patch panels mounted just below [or above] the ceiling in rest rooms too.) Stairwells (at least in the US) are supposed to be built to higher architectural specifications. (Big words for thicker, fireproof walls and doors.) I've been in a lot of buildings where the ground floor stairwell has a large "wasted" space. I was told by an EMT friend that this is so that firefighters have a safe place to stage inside a building or for occupants to huddle if there is a problem and you can't get out the emergency door yet.

    13. Re:I always wonder. by Ours · · Score: 1

      Flooding is no problem if you have a double-wall, pumps and redundant tubing downstream. Top floor datacenters are no longuer very desirable after certain planes crashed in certain towers. Plus it makes it easier to break into.

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  4. Hidey hole by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

    "...dug deep into the ground. No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process." Sounds almost secure enough to hide my porn collection.

    1. Re:Hidey hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why would you need to hide your porn? .... Is that you Captain Picard?

  5. Hmmmmm by oborseth · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process." Sounds like a lot of women I know.

    1. Re:Hmmmmm by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've heard the saying Big girls need lovin too, but damn.

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    2. Re:Hmmmmm by s.bots · · Score: 2, Funny

      The three step process:

      1. Sex
      2. ??????
      3. Pregnant!

    3. Re:Hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What worries me is the number of incidents involving Jehovah's Witnesses who penetrated the tight multilayer security and left copies of Watchtower inside, on consoles, overnight. BOY they're good.

    4. Re:Hmmmmm by drseuk · · Score: 1

      No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process. A scanner uses radio frequency to read the would-be entrant's skin as a biometric identifier. He then ... ... "ALERT! ALERT! Radio scanners indicate Female Stormtroopers have penetrated the base - visually confirmed by the PFY on gate. This is the real thing boys, it's what you've been trained for" ...
    5. Re:Hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are everywhere. I wish I could find a comic I saw once that showed a mountain climber sitting atop Mt. Everest saying "finally alone!" Right behind him was a witness in the so famous "bookbag stride" pose about to deliver the message of truth. Very funny comment, and very true as well.

    6. Re:Hmmmmm by Joebert · · Score: 1

      ... "ALERT! ALERT! Radio scanners indicate Female Stormtroopers have penetrated the base - visually confirmed by the PFY on gate. This is the real thing boys, it's what you've been praying for" ...

      That looks about right.
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  6. that's a futuristic plan. by User+956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once I become one though, well, I imagine MY data center will have a golf course. And blackjack. And possibly hookers.

    And don't forget the full stock of Olde Fortran malt liquor.

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    1. Re:that's a futuristic plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /* include fat blunts and bitches with lighters */

    2. Re:that's a futuristic plan. by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      And forget the data center!

  7. But no data security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then after all that security, they just let the guy plug some random floppy disk into one of the computers...

    1. Re:But no data security? by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Funny

      floppy disk huh? I am going to go out on a limb and say that your favorite band is The Spin Doctors.

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  8. Must...contain...the EVIL by insanemime · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where else are they going to contain the evil emanating from the server hosting goatse?

    1. Re:Must...contain...the EVIL by zeroharmada · · Score: 1

      silly man... they just paint goatse on the door... much more secure than any petty locks

  9. Patented by Google by KillerCow · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA:

    [caption] DeBeers' data center, in the Arctic Circle, in two retrofitted shipping containers.


    So, they are paying Google royalties for the technology which Google invented, right?
    1. Re:Patented by Google by Kiffer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why would they pay google? It wasn't google's idea.
      From your link: The idea, Cringely explained, wasn't new and wasn't even Google's, backing up his claim with a link to an Internet-Archive-in-a-Shipping-Container presentation (PDF, dated 11-8-2003) that was reportedly pitched to Larry Page.

    2. Re:Patented by Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since Cringley never "gets it", that describes massive SAN-in-a-box. A SAN does not a data center make. And before you reply, the servers in that container were just to support the storage array, not actually serve as a multi-purpose data center. I personally love the idea, and can totally see a business model around massive amounts of temporary storage or compute capacity built into one or more of those PODS boxes. If you can figure out how to keep the box cold outside in a Louisiana summer, you might be onto something.

    3. Re:Patented by Google by SirSmiley · · Score: 1

      I know for a fact that militaries around the world use sea can's as mobile command posts and comms posts...google just made it commercial...military has been doing it for years

    4. Re:Patented by Google by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 0

      Let me see who is going win this contest of patents; Google or Sun? Sun used a bunch of E420 server and A3500FC storage arrays in center of the isle racks. Cisco had Catalyst 6509 switches distributed with patch panels. Liebert had Mini-Mate AC units to cool all of this and 600 series UPS and Precision Power Center that was connected directly to a transfer swtich which was connected to an generator and utility power. We had all of this in a extra shipping container that we had for the W2K in 1999 for the "ultimate" disaster which didn't dome. Did anyone patent this at this time, I don't think so but we at my old company had this running for over a year from 1999 to 2001 and then the project came to an end and all of the servers, storage, switch and all other parts where used for other projects in my workplace and the shipping container was used to emergency supplies for the company.

    5. Re:Patented by Google by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      Like this?

    6. Re:Patented by Google by hnile_jablko · · Score: 1

      Do US patents apply in Canada?

  10. If I were a CIO... by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I were a CIO, I'd turn the moon into a gigantic data centre.

    Cold? Check. Solar-power ready? Check. Visible from earth so that everyone can see my giant penis^H^H^H^H^H data-centre? CHECK.

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    1. Re:If I were a CIO... by rcw-work · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I were a CIO, I'd turn the moon into a gigantic data centre.

      Cold? Check. Solar-power ready? Check. Visible from earth so that everyone can see my giant penis^H^H^H^H^H data-centre? CHECK.

      2400-2700ms minimum latency? Check!

    2. Re:If I were a CIO... by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 5, Funny

      2400-2700ms minimum latency? Check!
      Don't go confusing them with technical details!
      --
      What is is all that is. Isn't that obvious?
    3. Re:If I were a CIO... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Funny
      So stick it in the Canadian north.

      1. cooling - just open a window
      2. power - lots of dammable rivers
      3. safe - nobody around for miles
    4. Re:If I were a CIO... by XeresRazor · · Score: 1

      Simple enough, ground-side cache servers, a couple seconds latency isn't a dealbreaker for most web pages, especially with a datacenter the size and capacity of Dahak^H^H^H^H^H the moon.

    5. Re:If I were a CIO... by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 1

      If there were, say, an array of data transfer points, combined with an elaborate system of mirrors and caches, it might actually work!

      And I clearly need to take a walk to clear my head.

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    6. Re:If I were a CIO... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Canada's rivers may have blisteringly cold water, and currents fast and merciless enough to sweep dozens of children to their deaths each year, but that's no reason to call them damnable.

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    7. Re:If I were a CIO... by ATMD · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's no moon...

      It's the solar system's biggest porn collection.

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    8. Re:If I were a CIO... by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      If I were a CIO, I'd turn the moon into a gigantic data centre.

      I think somebody might already be planning this,... ;-)

    9. Re:If I were a CIO... by blhack · · Score: 1

      but but but...we need a hot backup in case Johnny CEO's blackberry stops working when some chinese asshole decides to put red bull in his Mr. Fusion and the world implodes.

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    10. Re:If I were a CIO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      2. power - lots of dammable rivers

      I'm a beaver, and they're my rivers, you insensitive clod!

    11. Re:If I were a CIO... by pikine · · Score: 1

      Cold? Check. Solar-power ready? Check. Visible from earth so that everyone can see my giant penis^H^H^H^H^H data-centre? CHECK.
      2400-2700ms minimum latency? Check!

      I would go for 300,000ms minimum latency. Even so, I heard it's not enough in practice. Yes, that's what I heard.

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    12. Re:If I were a CIO... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      If I may say... RTFA !

      Arctic circle !
      http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9041041&pageNumber=2
      That being DeBeers' one I guess this is also the one located in a diamond mine.

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    13. Re:If I were a CIO... by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      You win the thread.

    14. Re:If I were a CIO... by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 1

      The chance of there being a full moon in the solar system's biggest porn collection approaches 1.

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    15. Re:If I were a CIO... by saforrest · · Score: 1

      3. safe - nobody around for miles

      Um... I guess you forgot about the polar bears?

    16. Re:If I were a CIO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he meant dammable as in dam, not as in damned

    17. Re:If I were a CIO... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      3. safe - nobody around for miles

      Um... I guess you forgot about the polar bears?

      No problem. I don't have to run faster than the polar bears - just faster than YOU! :-)

    18. Re:If I were a CIO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (-1, 'no shit sherlock').

    19. Re:If I were a CIO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late. What do you think Google's moonbase is for?

  11. ..in Strange Places by thatshortkid · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

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    1. Re:..in Strange Places by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      No, that is an uncomfortable place

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    2. Re:..in Strange Places by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      like the back of a volks wagon?

    3. Re:..in Strange Places by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      ah fuck..thats what i get for not reading

    4. Re:..in Strange Places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a winebago.

    5. Re:..in Strange Places by paisley · · Score: 1

      Strangest place you've ever built a data center?

      "That'd be the butt, Bob."

  12. I for one... by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    ...would most likely yeild to the desire of my newly welcome, diamond encrusted, chapel dwelling overlords, and place their beowulf cluster wherever they see fit.

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  13. So by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You bribe the people who work in the place.

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  14. Best one I've seen by Render_Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best data center I've seen is an un-named co-lo company in Canada who has their operations on the top floor of a mall in what used to be movie theaters.

    The escalators go up to the floor and promptly end at a wall. A one way mirror hides an RFID reader which 'open sesame' style activates the wall to move and let you in.

    No signs, or outward indications as to it being there. Lotsa space, redundant everything and all hiding in plain sight. It was pretty cool.

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    1. Re:Best one I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A one way mirror hides...

      A one way mirror! Gads, how novel!

    2. Re:Best one I've seen by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Why does this remind me of the batcave?

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    3. Re:Best one I've seen by g0at · · Score: 1

      Funky; which city is this in?

      -b

    4. Re:Best one I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's named now: Q9 Networks. Calgary. Bankers Hall.

    5. Re:Best one I've seen by initdeep · · Score: 1
      yes because for merely $100US I can't buy an RFID Reader/Writer and a whole slew of tags that can be encoded.

      Oh and i bet one of those nerdy guys go to the strip club where i can get the dancer (or her mom) to snag his ident card for me....

      After all, it worked for mr pitt.

    6. Re:Best one I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q9 in Bankers Hall in Calgary. Big deal. They spent a lot of money in order to convince rich oil companies that they need to spend a lot of money co-lo'ing at that location. It really isn't that impressive, other than the facade. I build that kind of stuff.

    7. Re:Best one I've seen by Render_Man · · Score: 1

      Can't say (signed NDA to get the tour) but it's smack in the middle of a major western Canadian city.

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    8. Re:Best one I've seen by Render_Man · · Score: 1

      The RFID reader was for access to the big door for customers/staff. There's a whole lot more behind door number one. It's not like you walk straight into the racks or anything. Mantraps, guards, etc. before you get to the fun stuff.

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    9. Re:Best one I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually heard of a better one, at a Britney Spears concert. no RFID, no activated wall, no locks at all. Just nobody would think to go there.

    10. Re:Best one I've seen by anominous · · Score: 1

      *Genuine* UK Road sign (There's more than one location)
      http://www.elektro-statik.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7
      Many completely ungaurded slip-roads of major motorways - - am tempted to drive up one one day - - especially some of the "less obvious" ones - - marked "works exit only" (In RED) - - where google maps have "a little less detail than surrounding areas"!
      :)

  15. oblig by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    Where-is-my-underwater-data-center?

    I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
  16. If you negotiate the minefield in the drive by thewils · · Score: 1

    and beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
    and if you make it past the shotgun in the hall
    dial the combination open the priesthole...

    There's frikken sharks with laser beams!!!

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  17. Congrats on the /.'ing Chaz! by t0qer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    From your good pal toqer :)

  18. Infobunker web site by t0qer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    http://www.infobunker.com/. Ask for Chaz and tell him toqer sent ya.

  19. A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by smackenzie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those who don't know... there are three essential methods of identifying someone:

    1. What you are. (Iris scan, biometric readings, fingerprints, etc.)
    2. What you have. (ID card, USB flash drive, random number security key, etc.)
    3. What you know. (Password, etc.)

    You are going to see a lot more systems use a "two out of three" approach. I actually thought, at one point, that this was going to be a requirement for Vista. I guess not.

    The system in TFA requires all three: what you are, what you know, what you have. While requiring three out of three might seem a little nuts, it will seem less nuts in a few years when everyone has to have at least two out of three in order to do basic things like log onto their computer.

    1. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by weeboo0104 · · Score: 3, Funny

      1) What is your name?
            "Cowboy Neil"
      2) What is your quest?
            "To fix the bricked file server"
      3) What is the Emacs key binding for going to the previous line and decreasing the indent?
            "What? I don't know tha.. AARRRRGGGHHHHH!"

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    2. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While requiring three out of three might seem a little nuts, it will seem less nuts in a few years when everyone has to have at least two out of three in order to do basic things like log onto their computer. huh? how does more widespread use of two-factor authentication diminish it at all? do you work for Gillette or Schick?
    3. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But remember that Vista still allows you to log in as an administrator without a password... and I bet that subsequent Microsoft OS's will continue this trend. So for home users, don't expect 2 out of 3 of these to be met :(

    4. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In most of the three-tiered identification methods I've seen, #2 and #3 provided all the real security and #1 was only able to make any kind of decision if it had #2 and #3 to back it up.
      Also, #3 also tells the system who you are unless you have given your password to someone else. If you give it away voluntarily, you are an idiot. If you give it away at gunpoint, then likely they would have found a way to drag your biometrics along with them.

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    5. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # 1. What you are. (Iris scan, biometric readings, fingerprints, etc.)
      Really what some sensor can detect and send in, ie: something some sensor knows upon looking at you.

      2. What you have. (ID card, USB flash drive, random number security key, etc.)
      Really what some sensor can detect and send in, ie: something some sensor knows upon accessing your token.

      3. What you know. (Password, etc.)
      Really something you send in.

      So in all cases it's something sent in, which if you know it (and how
      to produce it) you get in.

      The "something you have" only works in D&D with the "one key" (only one can exist in
      the universe, the universe prevents copies) and implies you can teleport it in
      (not just send info from it).

    6. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But remember that Vista still allows you to log in as an administrator without a password... Yes. That sounds really probable. Not.
    7. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

      Windows users with a password AND a fingerprint, by default? How does everyone get the right fingerprint?
      What if someone else NEEDS to log in as you? HUH!!! & how am I supposed to enter a null fingerprint!!!!

      tell me that? (^-^)

      Yeah, its just NOT feasible IS it? I don't know who told you that.

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    8. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by smackenzie · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that you have thought through this very carefully. There are many, many solutions to your questions.

      1. If you know that someone might need to access your account in advance, you can register their fingerprint with your account. The combination of your password and their fingerprint is two out of three.

      2. You can leave a USB key somewhere hidden in your office / bedroom / etc. In the case of an emergency, you call up your business partner / family member and tell them where the USB key is + your password. Two out of three. (You wouldn't normally use your key, just for emergencies. It might even require a different password.)

      3. You keep a random number key generator on your keychain at all times. (I actually do this.) It is synced to your computer and your computer alone. They are seeded identically and the random number typically only lasts for a minute or so. In the case of an emergency, you call your business partner / family member and tell them the number that is displayed on your keychain and your password. Two out of three. (Something you have and something you know.)

      4. In the business world, you typically have a lot of users and a few admins. Admins can reset user accounts. In the case of an emergency, they might reset both the password and the fingerprint data, open up the account, do what you need them to do and then the next time you log back in, you must re-enter your credentials. This really depends on the security model the company uses.

      5. If you are near a computer with a fingerprint scanner, you can always remote in, and reset your account yourself.

      Just a small sampling. Most casual users will register a password, register a fingerprint (+ trusted family / business fingerprints) and keep a random number key card on the keychain. But then only require two out of three. That really handles just about every case you can imagine.

    9. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      When the power's out:
      4. Who do you know.
      5. Who knows you.

  20. Sealand... by Tmack · · Score: 1
    Is a datacenter/colocation, and its own nation, and an off-shore WW2 fort. It did burn last year, but is still around, and has been looking for investors...

    tm

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    1. Re:Sealand... by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      And pirate bay was interested in buying the whole artificial island, but current owner wants something like one beeelliyon dollars.

  21. Re: Vista 3-step requirements - fixed by trolltalk.com · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    1. What you are. (Iris scan, biometric readings, fingerprints, etc.)
    2. What you have. (ID card, USB flash drive, random number security key, etc.)
    3. What you know. (Password, etc.)

    You are going to see a lot more systems use a "two out of three" approach. I actually thought, at one point, that this was going to be a requirement for Vista. I guess not.

    It IS a Vista requirement.

    1. What you are - a sucker;
    2. What you have - more money than brains;
    3. What you "know" - "I need Innernet Exploder to get on teh Web Toobs"

    There - fixed it for you.

  22. IIS Security by TofuMatt · · Score: 1

    Forget patches, this is how Microsoft is going to make Windows Server and IIS secure...

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  23. one isn't enough by wkk2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Disasters come in many forms. Having more than one center is probably more important than extreme security at one site.

    The sites should be separated by physical distance and political jurisdictions. Data lost isn't limited to physical problems. It can come in the form of a legal scavenger hunt. Both can put you out of business.

    1. Re:one isn't enough by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      Political jurisdictions mean nothing to the current USA administration. 'Tis something about reserving the right to use nucular weapons including but not limited to bunker busting boom & 'shroomers. The military and the CIA just waltz on in and grab what they want.

      It's like a Roach Motel (tm) with a bronze bitch at the entrance.

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  24. Sounds like an ex-missile silo. by pigiron · · Score: 1

    It's good to see those old Titan missile silos being put to good use!

  25. Are they allowed to sacrifice in the chapel? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know. The ritual sacrifice of chickens & goats required to keep the Windows servers operating normally.

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    1. Re:Are they allowed to sacrifice in the chapel? by Tmack · · Score: 1

      You know. The ritual sacrifice of chickens & goats required to keep the Windows servers operating normally.

      Probably have to, to keep all the daemons happy....

      tm

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    2. Re:Are they allowed to sacrifice in the chapel? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      daemons??? They are called as "Services" in Windows.
      For the non-existent service they provided.

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  26. Hey nay sayers by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Considering there could be an 'On site' issue with the data center that can only be fixed by you personally.

    Screw latency, I'm talking free trip to the moon!

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  27. No need to wonder by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

    How long shall we keep falling into the same error time after time thinking that human nature is basically good? The kind of data that appears to need such security is the kind that (1) is produced by the everyday lives of people, (2) of which people have little or no knowledge and/or of which they do not care (to their own peril), and (3) that can (read: will) be used against them for for whatever purposes including but not limited to the political.

    Cynicism is merely a secular expression of a non-secular principle.
    Economic liberty without political liberty is a mockery of both.

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  28. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skynet survives the nuclear first strike...

  29. missile silos by NoBozo99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder why someone hasn't thought of using a abandon missile silo as a data center.

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  30. H2O? by bbdd · · Score: 1

    "Also on-site are a 16,000-gallon water supply for fire suppression"

    not sure i want that in my datacenter...

  31. Re:missile silos by Tatisimo · · Score: 2, Informative
    God forbid they use an abandon missile silo! Let them use an abandoned missile silo instead!

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  32. Basically, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically, yes, they're there to boost some manager's ego. I haven't even heard of a recent data loss or theft that involved a team of ninjas breaking in and stealing hard drives. The ones I did hear about, offhand, involved stuff like:

    - pissed off admin exports the customer database and sells it to a spammer

    - a hired rent-a-coder working at home is given an export of the fucking productive database, just so he can work out the report formatting. So he asks for help in a forum and attaches a zip file of said productive database. Just so, you know, others can try their hand at formatting that data too. (And if you think that's a one-off thing, at a recent consulting job I've seen exactly that happen, with the dumbass PHB's blessing. They exported the productive database, installed it on a test machine, then let the external contractor -- not me, but the guy whose neverending mess I was supposed to help fix -- copy it all on his private laptop too. And since he was not supposed to connect an external laptop to the internal network, the PHB cheerfully supplied an USB stick to transfer the data with. Made me cringe. But, hey, he was cheaper than doing it in-house.)

    - productive data, complete with customer names and personal data, is copied on some salesman's laptop, because god forbid that you inconvenience the sales guys in the least bit, even by making them log in to a web site. Plus, I'm sure he thinks he's a wizard with Excel and God knows what ad-hoc graphs and reports he might need to generate on the spot from that data. Then said laptop is forgotten on the airport or stolen. (I can remember a dozen or so instances of this in the news without even googling.)

    - social engineering and/or lax security standards (As an extreme case, I've actually worked for a dot-com back in the day, who told their 1st level support to give anyone an admin account who calls in and asks for one. It's easier than just creating one for the regional managers -- although I'd debate whether those need one in the first place. Nah, just tell them to phone in and ask for one. Eventually after a year they realized that they have a few thousand admin accounts and nobody knows who those people are.)

    - pwned machines on the internal network that haven't been patched since Jurassic. I remember one touching story about IIRC Slammer, where a company got hit hard because they were running with completely unpatched workstations, since apparently installing any service pack broke one of the internal applications they were using. And, of course, they'd rather save money than fix the stupid application.

    - pwned machines on the internal network because some dumbass PHB or marketter figured out (or bribed an engineer for the knowledge) how to open a tunnel from inside to his home machine and leave it on, so he can access the company network from home. So when his unprotected, crapware-ladden home machine got pwned, it was connected to the intranet.

    - pwned machines on the internal network because just about anyone is allowed to plug their laptop in

    The last three are especially nice if everything is one big network zone.

    - pwned machines because some dumbass programmer would rather argue that SQL-injection and cross-site-scripting are just hype, instead of fixing his freakin' application. I'm still suprised at the number of people who don't even know how to quote a string for use in a web page or in the database. Or better yet, to use prepared statements and/or some template/framework that handles that kind of thing for you. And, yes, I remember at least one article linked even on Slashdot where the idiot was arguing that cross-site-scripting vulnerabilities are inevitable and harmless.

    - pwnage via any of the above methods (including social engineering or dishonest employees) because noone bothered setting productive database passwords more creative than the same as the app name, and/or using more than one account for a whole department. Or indeed for the whole company. It's too much work

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    1. Re:Basically, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good rant. But please, it's "production", not "productive".

    2. Re:Basically, yes by operagost · · Score: 1

      Does everyone at your company call them "productive databases" instead of "production databases?" I mean, they are inanimate, so they can't be productive (although users can).

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    3. Re:Basically, yes by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny

      I haven't even heard of a recent data loss or theft that involved a team of ninjas breaking in and stealing hard drives.
      Ofcourse you haven't heard of it. They're ninjas. They sneak in, replace your HD by a death one and leave without you knowing it. How else would you explain HD crashes? So next time you hear the sound of a death harddrive, you'll know there is a ninja nearby...
    4. Re:Basically, yes by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      I haven't even heard of a recent data loss or theft that involved a team of ninjas breaking in and stealing hard drives.

      That's because they're too busy mining gold in Mongolia.
    5. Re:Basically, yes by LordIvan · · Score: 1

      ~blink~
      hmmm.....
      actually, this idea has more than a little merit.....

  33. Above the ceiling by maggard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    File server, print server, dual tape loaders, UPS, all setting on shelves, mounted above the level a suspended ceiling, with a mirrored fail-over setup at the opposite side of the building, also above ceiling-level.

    It was a medical office and they were floor-space constrained so 'going up' seemed the logical solution (there was an absurd amount of space up there.) They'd had the electrician in to put outlets up there, the shelves were reinforced and had a lip added so nothing accidentally slid off (there was even a strap with a buckle to make sure nothing ever dropped down.) The hardest part was lifting the hardware up into place.

    It was a complete "you've got to be kidding!" scenario when I first saw it, but I had to admit for a crazy location it was a sweet setup and worked great for their needs.

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    1. Re:Above the ceiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about cooling?

    2. Re:Above the ceiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Installing computer equipment above the ceiling would be a violation of building codes in many cases, especially if the above ceiling space is used for air return. The national electric code prohibits such installations by banning the use of flexible cords above the ceiling:

      400.8(5) Flexible cords shall not be used where concealed by walls, floors or ceilings or located above suspended ceilings.

      Generally, the only time receptacles can be installed above a ceiling is the provide the receptacle required for servicing HVAC equipment.

  34. It is a bad thing by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pseudo-security is a bad thing, because it gets people to let their guard down. When they think that some magical talisman they bought (or in this case a bunker) makes the server super-extra-uber-secure, then the next thing that happens is that they cut the funding for real security.

    Think of the dot-com era, really. How many times have you heard companies going "we're secure because we use 128 bit HTTPS! See that padlock icon? It means we're secure!" and then they forgot to check rights in their web site and/or just leave internal files around in the web server's directories or on some public FTP directory? Or leave their web server, some active ftp daemon, and God knows what else run with the default admin password? I can think of a couple which cheerfully left text files with user data and credit card numbers available for everyone. But, hey, they have 128 bit HTTPS, so they're secure.

    Or I know of at least one corporation which bought all sorts of expensive appliances to scan all JMS messages and SQL statements for malicious stuff... but then noone actually configured rules for those. They used them effectively as some magical talisman that makes them secure just by being there, no extra work required. And some of them were bogus talismans anyway, pure snake oil that couldn't even have done the job right.

    _That_ is the problem. When someone is as disconnected from reality as to think that security means preventing teams of ninjas from physically breaking in, something tells me that they probably didn't have thought much about actual security. And will think even less about it in the future.

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    1. Re:It is a bad thing by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      It isn't the CIO's job to worry about security, though, he's got IT people for that. He's got other people's money to burn, and he doesn't want ninjas attacking his datacenter. I don't really see a problem with blowing a bit of the money on cool shit. It's not like a few extra thousand dollars would make all the stockholders trillionaires.

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    2. Re:It is a bad thing by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who actually works with system that transfers hundreds of billions in assets and securities on an annual basis (yeah, hundreds of billions, that'll keep you awake at night from time to time), physical security is a very real, very important consideration. There is nothing pseudo about it. In fact, after 9/11, federal law requires companies like ours to have certain levels of physical security which are surprisingly stringent (on top of redundancy at widely separated physical locations and other similar requirements).

      And for a business which needs that level of assurance, the cost is fairly trivial, and certainly isn't going to affect their ability to deal with more mundane security issues like those you describe. Anecdotal evidence aside, rock-solid physical security is utterly irrelevant and tells you nothing about an organization's "soft" security capabilities, infrastructure, and attitude.

      If you see it as mere ego-boosting, that just tells me you haven't been involved with anything in IT yet where a disruption will affect global markets and everything that follows. And while the grandparent poster may dismiss this as "mental masturbation of modern society" the fact is, somewhere down the chain that translates into potentially major impacts on real people's lives.

      Almost certainly it's being posted to slashdot for the "cool factor" (remind me, whose ego is being stroked here, again?) but that doesn't make the real-world reasons for spending those dollars any less relevant when a responsibly-operated business concludes there is a need for this.

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    3. Re:It is a bad thing by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      After 9/11, federal law requires airline travelers to surrender their toothpaste and bottled water, too.

      Not to say there isn't a need for real physical security in your company, just that dragging 9/11 and federal regulation into the discussion hurts your case more than it helps.

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    4. Re:It is a bad thing by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      The briefly required travelers to surrender toothpaste and bottled water. I travel by air fairly often and haven't encountered any such difficulties recently. Long lines to get through security is about the worst of it now.

      9/11 is relevant, as it demonstrated to my company a need for rather more extreme physical security measures. Our data centers were in fairly stout, very secure buildings -- and one was completely destroyed, and the other was nearly destroyed (along with major portions of our headquarters in a third building).

      Granted, this was in large part due to certain factors that were unique to the 9/11 situation in particular, but had we been in some kind of seemingly ridiculous monster bunker like that referenced in the article, we'd have stood a much better chance of being up and running.

      Look, the point is simple: it's a financial decision. If it seems to make financial sense, businesses will do it.

      It's childish to pretend that such vast sums are being blown merely as an ego-booster. I'm sure that happens here and there because the world is a large, strange place, but that just isn't how real businesses operate, and insisting otherwise merely demonstrates a certain lack of experience and/or sophistication.

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    5. Re:It is a bad thing by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Dude, no offense, but I see business decisions taken every day that are 100%, pure, unadulterated, _show-business_, and serves no other purpose than to boost some PHB's ego or make him feel like he's doing something (cool.) And I'm not even counting the ego-masturbation kind where some clueless PHB takes some "strategic decision" based on knowledge and expertise that he just doesn't have. (The ego-masturbation there being either pretending that he's savvy enough to even know the implications of what he decides there, or pissing on everything to mark his territory, just to show that he can.)

      If your company isn't one of those places, well, count your blessings and thank your guardian-angel/ancestor-spirits/luck/RNG/whatever-you-believe-in. Seriously. Kudos and more power to you then.

      But it's childish and massively uninformed to pretend that such things don't happen in the real world. Just because you might not have seen them happen (or may not have been qualified to realise what's really happening there), it doesn't mean it doesn't happen every day.

      In major corporations too. In fact, _especially_ in major corporations. The more hierarchy levels between the guy taking "strategic decisions" and the guys who actually know what's happening, or make it happen, the higher the chance that he doesn't know what's happening there. In end-effect that any "strategic decision" he's taking there is as disconnected from reality as French generals in the 19'th century deciding to use the Gatling gun as an artillery piece, at artillery ranges... so by the time the enemy actually got in range, it would be out of ammo. They had never seen it firing, they had no actual idea of what it does, but they took strategic decisions about it anyway.

      I swear that if clue was air, the ones at the top of some particularly deep hierarchy pyramids would be permanently blue in the face and dizzy all the time.

      Of course, no manager would ever (A) admit that he's doing purely ego-boosting stuff, and in most cases (B) even know. _That_ is what makes it possible.

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  35. Church of the Poisoned by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Mind, or "Church of the Poisoned, Mined"

    Re-done by Boy George...

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  36. In Soviet Russia... by PPH · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...is even more difficult to get out!

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  37. BC Datacenter Move Replaces Linksys Infrastructure by djblair · · Score: 1

    BC's old datacenter was in the A HREF="http://www.bc.edu/offices/its/projects/move2006/photographs/oneill/" O'Neil Library." My favorite pic is the fourth one. I hope that Cisco 6500 isn't routed by the Linksys job sitting on top of it!

  38. BC Datacenter Move Replaces Linksys Infrastructure by djblair · · Score: 1

    Crap. Yea yea, I know I should use the preview... Thanks mom. Can you fix that for me mod?

  39. You call that strange? by UberDork · · Score: 1

    I guess it's not so much strange as silly, but lots of companies seem to want their datacentres in the most expensive real estate the company occupies - apparently so that the C-class employees can watch the flashing lights. I've never been able to understand why, if you can get good connectivity, etc, etc, you would not put your datacentre into low-cost real estate and save a little cash.

  40. this remembers me... by medea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...of a company which built a datacenter in the late nineties into an old swiss army bunker in the swiss alps. they even made a promotional video with the traditional heidi topic.

    you can have a look at it here. internet-hype at it's finest... :)

    the company (mount10) does not exist anymore but the datacenter still does and is beeing actively used by Swiss Fort Knox... :)

  41. Old bunkers often have good Cooling and Power by billstewart · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A friend of mine bought an old missile bunker in the UK to use as a data center back during the late-90s boom. It had redundant power-grid connections, lots of cooling, and raised floors, so it cost a lot less to condition the space for data-center use than if he'd started with a basic warehouse shell like many of his competitors, and it was close enough to London for latency not to be a problem but far enough that the real-estate costs were cheaper.


    U.S. geography isn't always that cooperative - most of the missile bunkers were out in not-even-flyover parts of the country like North Dakota and eastern Montana, where there was almost no telecom infrastructure nearby and it was tens of milliseconds away from SF, NYC, or even Chicago.

    And Canada has their own problems - even though most of the people live within 50 miles of the US border, the Canadian government has been doing things like offering tax incentives to put call centers in remote areas to deal with unemployment - former fishing ports in Prince Edward Island, etc. - where there's not enough local telecom infrastructure to get high bandwidth connections or diverse routes. Too bad, since they've got a pool of educated people who speak good English and something that passes for French and could use the jobs.

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  42. Re:missile silos by dharmadove · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have done quite a bit of research on using them. I had the idea to use it for hot sites, data storage and other DR related. One of the main problems is environmental. Old Titan II silos are FULL of asbestos and other carcinogens (PCB's). There is a very large cost to cleanup, drain, and refurbish the infrastructure. Much more than the purchase price. I found one in eastern Washington near major fiber optic lines, power and transportation that was ideal (with LOTS of work and $$$). If I had a 10-20+ million for purchase / startup (environmental impact studies, engineering studies, etc.) and good investors I might have had a go at it.

  43. cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the data haven in Cryptonomicon.

  44. Another one you Missed by scottm52 · · Score: 1

    Cavern Technologies in Lenexa Kansas (Kansas City Metro) is another one. 125ft underground, one level, several MILLION sq ft. Even their GenSets are underground!

    And they sell real rooms at cage prices too. Pretty impressive stuff.

    http://www.caverntechnologies.com/


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  45. Old At&T Autovon Switching Stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    AT&T Long Lines built a whole lot of these in the 1960's, they are anywhere from 5000 to 100,000 square feet, many of them are buried underground to survive a nuclear strike and they have on-site generators, diesel tanks, water tanks and other infrastructure that was intended to make them self-sufficent in case of all out nuclear war.

    These would be great for a data center since they used to serve the old coaxial trunks and microwave links and new fiber lines are built along the same paths as the old system. Also some of them have microwave towers that could be useful as well (I think there was a Slashdot article on these a few years back...)

  46. Why the door? by The+-e**(i*pi) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    wouldn't it be safer to have the 3 step process BEFORE the heavy door? I mean whats the point of the door if just anyone can walk through it to get to the security checkpoint.

    1. Re:Why the door? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      "wouldn't it be safer to have the 3 step process BEFORE the heavy door? I mean whats the point of the door if just anyone can walk through it to get to the security checkpoint."

      Possibly to trap http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantrap the person inside so the police can be called to arrest them?

      strike

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    2. Re:Why the door? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      You are not thinking outside of the box. The door is obviously there to protect the data from an imminent zombie attack while preserving all the biometric gear from the nuke's EMP used to wipe out the zombies.

  47. Preferred data center by GMThomas · · Score: 1

    Who needs an expensive complex when my mom's basement works good enough? And if there's ever a problem, I can just swivel my chair around to fix it!

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  48. Don't forget the... by cumin · · Score: 2, Funny

    A glass NOC makes you feel like you have extra eyes to protect against somebody being where they shouldn't, but slides are cool stuff manard.

    Here is a list of other stuff a _real_ datacenter should have:

    • Firemen's pole
    • Hidden doors and secret passageways (Revolving bookcase is a classic)
    • Disco ball
    • Panels of blinking leds with giant tape spools
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    1. Re:Don't forget the... by j-cloth · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the screechy modem sounds. Datacentres need screechy modem sounds. weeeeeeeeeeoooooooooweooweooweeooweeoo

  49. Bunkers in military comm sites by miller60 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The InfoBunker, the Iowa site mentioned in TFA, is one of a number of cold war missile and/or communications facilities being used as data centers. The PJM Interconnection, which runs the East Coast power grid, is setting up a data center in a Pennsylvania site once used for White House-to-Kremlin communications during the Cuban Missile Crisis. The Bunker in the UK is in a former Ministry of Defense command-and-control center. Ask.com is building a major data center in the Titan building in Moses Lake, Washington, a former missile control facility.

  50. Three months on six-day fuel reserve?!? by GoatRavisher · · Score: 1

    The facility was constructed to keep operating in complete isolation mode -- cut off from the rest of the world and all its amenities -- for three months, according to InfoBunker's Web site. and

    Also on-site are a 16,000-gallon water supply for fire suppression, a six-day fuel reserve and a backup 750 kW generator. Hmmmm....
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  51. Step right this way sir by Sentri · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the trifling sum of 1.5 million dollars you too can be lairing it up in style...

    "The Missile Base consists of 57 acres of real estate. The center secured portion of the property is protected by the original barbed-wire-topped chainlink fence. There is a paved road leading into the property with dual entry gates.

    Above ground is the original 40 X 100 shop building, two concrete targeting structures, two manufactured homes, two 8 X 8 X 40 storage containers, and the silo tops of the three missile silos, two antenna silos, one entry portal and a few other misc structures.

    Below ground is a huge complex consisting of 16 buildings and thousands of feet of connecting tunnels. The major underground structures are:

    Three - 160' Tall Missile Silos
    Three - 4 story Equipment Terminal Buildings
    Three - Fuel Terminal Buildings
    Two - 6 story Antenna Silos
    One Air Intake/Filtration Building
    One 100' diameter Control Dome Building
    One 125' diameter Power Dome Building
    One - 6 story Entry Portal Building
    and a few other misc buildings and areas."
    - http://www.themissilebase.com/

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/10

    If only I had the money and the crazy and the US citizenship necessary :-p

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    1. Re:Step right this way sir by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In the UK there's an outfit called http://www.thebunker.net/ - they've bought two old MOD command-and-control nuclear bunkers and fitted them out as datacenters and archives.

      3m thick walls, TEMPEST shielding, fences, dogs, even frickin' EMP protection...

    2. Re:Step right this way sir by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      dogs
      My fluffy white cat will soon have that particular security layer in tatters.

      Bwah hah hah hah.

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  52. Re:BC Datacenter Move Replaces Linksys Infrastruct by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Security lesson #1. Can you spot the security problem in this high-security datacenter? Sure, it's got a vault door and armed ninjas. But you didn't count on the night janitor sneaking in a wireless router and plugging it into the network.

  53. Special forces in Norway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The media reported on a case in Norway where former UK SAS special forces soldiers was hired by a Norwegian company. It is claimed that the special forces unit got into the office building of a company they tried to buy. The goal was to eavesdrop on activity related to the potential takeover.

    It is also reported that Russian company that also tried to buy the same company was using former KGB agents and organized crime groups to get the same kind information.

    "The police report even claimed that Odin officials found evidence of the alleged bugging, which police also suggested was carried out with the help of personnel from the British special services SAS."
    http://www.aftenposten.no/english/business/article1974585.ece

    Sounds relatively close to the ninjas. How to protect your infrastructure from special forces soldiers and government intelligence agents?

  54. Air Duct by kramulous · · Score: 1

    So? If I'd want to get in, I'd use the air duct. We all know this is how you get physical access to these sort of facilities. Baaa!

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  55. All this physical security by Allnighterking · · Score: 2, Funny

    And username Administrator password p455w0rd will most likely get you in without a hitch.

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  56. Day of the Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you want an even more hardened environment for your data, you might look at the aptly named InfoBunker in Boone, Iowa, about an hour outside Des Moines. [...] The 65,000-square-foot, five-story site is dug deep into the ground. No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process. A scanner uses radio frequency to read the would-be entrant's skin as a biometric identifier. He then needs to use a keycard and enter a code on the keypad. This three-tier security is standard for high-level military installations..."

    Ah, yes. The place to be after the zombies have taken over the world.

  57. I'll give you a futuristic plan... by wlad · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will build mine on the bottom of the sea, a data center where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, and the great will be unconstrained by the small!

    1. Re:I'll give you a futuristic plan... by Glen+Ponda · · Score: 1

      I will build mine on the bottom of the sea, a data center where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, and the great will be unconstrained by the small!

      And with no accusations just friendly crustaceans, under the sea!

    2. Re:I'll give you a futuristic plan... by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

      But will it be secure against our evil RIAA overlords? I hear their army of sharks is even more dangerous than their army of lawyers, thanks to the recent addition of fricking laser beams.

      "Ah, Mr Wlad. I offer you a simple choice. Either die in my shark tank, or pay me... one trillion dollars per MP3 on your hard drive. Muhahahahaha..." Etc., etc.

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      >north
      You're an immobile computer, remember?
    3. Re:I'll give you a futuristic plan... by Hyperspite · · Score: 1
    4. Re:I'll give you a futuristic plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shhh...
      don't give away the plot to Bioshock!

  58. "225 watts of power" by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To make the best use of the power available, ADC is building what Cohen calls state-of-the-art HVAC systems that can cool in excess of 225 watts of power.

    Sounds like a denominator is missing. Likely candidates are:
    • Square foot and
    • Rack unit.

    Reporters puzzle me. I realize they're not EE's, but don't they have some tenuous linkage to reality? Does 225 watts for an entire data center sound right to a reporter?

    And watts of power are my favorite watts. As opposed to watts of mass, newsprint, or innumeracy.
  59. Dubious Security by crucini · · Score: 1

    No one gets in without passing though the 4.5-ton steel door and then a three-step process. A scanner uses radio frequency to read the would-be entrant's skin as a biometric identifier. He then needs to use a keycard and enter a code on the keypad. This three-tier security is standard for high-level military installations, McGinnis explains.

    There are problems with playing "military installation" when you're not a government. What do you do when someone shows up at your front door with apparent legal authority to enter? Could be an OSHA inspector, an FBI agent with a national security letter, someone from your insurance company, etc. They will not go through your "three step process". Failure to admit them could have consequences ranging from adminstrative through civil to criminal.

    In reality, you let them in, no matter how many tons your front door weighs.

    Also, physical barriers only buy time for an armed reaction force to respond. An ordinary metal fire door with an alarm and an armed security guard able to respond in two minutes is a considerable deterrent. But if you're out in the boondocks and have no armed security on site, any amount of metal isn't much deterrent. There are plenty of rednecks with the skills and equipment access to tear your fancy door right off the structure.

    And lastly, if you rent racks to lots of customers, the value of access control at the front door approaches zero. Anyone who wants to get past your 4.5-ton steel door just rents a rack. So the important access control has to be on a more granular level.
    1. Re:Dubious Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not just a bank vault door, it's a blast door. If it's designed to resist nuclear attack, no redneck with a backhoe and some dynamite is going to be able to do much to it. Odds are you need some high-explosive shaped charges to do anything useful from the outside once it's closed.

      Of course you're right that it's only useful in the face of an indirect attack. Anybody who really wants to get in will just pony up a few bucks a month for access. They will still not have access to anything other than their own rack though, because each rack has combination locks, secured rooms have intrusion-proof walls, and so on.

      The big question is what sort of armed security force do they have? If I can just walk in with an AK-47 and pwn the place, it's not that secure. I'm afraid I haven't seen anything on any of the bunker-style datacenter web sites that mentions armed guards, so most of the security is probably just to prevent casual spying/theft.

      Unfortunately, the only way to make a data center that's secure in the face of a court order is to put it off-shore.

      dom

    2. Re:Dubious Security by crucini · · Score: 1

      That's not just a bank vault door, it's a blast door. If it's designed to resist nuclear attack, no redneck with a backhoe and some dynamite is going to be able to do much to it.

      A blast door is not necessarily resistant to burglary. It's installed from the outside and can generally be removed from the outside. I saw the blast door at the Titan missile base in Arizona, and while it's an impressive chunk of steel, it has some glaring differences from a bank vault door. Such as only a single locking point (IIRC), and no jamb. Vault doors evolved to their current design for excellent reasons.
  60. An old bunker is not so strange anyway. by Sique · · Score: 1

    In Frankfurt am Main, Germany, there is a datacenter in the old bunker at the airport. With all the security and technical infrastructure available at an airport, and the prime connection to every other airport of the world this just makes sense. ;)

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  61. Re:BC Datacenter Move Replaces Linksys Infrastruct by jimicus · · Score: 1

    This isn't phpBB. Nobody apart from /. staff can go back and edit someone else's post, and that's only happened once or twice due to legal reasons.

  62. Cheap real-estate and green electricity by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Yeah it might be cool to put a data center in an abandoned missile silo, salt mine, catacomb or crypt. But the practical site administrator should look for low real estate costs, reliable low-cost green electricity. Companies no longer have to put their IT centers where their employees are. If you put data centers in places such as Silicon Valley, Bangalore, Beijing where real estate and electricity demand are so high that you're paying 2-10x per square foot 2-10X per watt what you'd be paying elsewhere. If the datacenter is designed properly, it doesn't need a huge staff of on-site sysadmins and to be honest, if you can't find a good site sysadmin willing to work in Costa Rica, Tunisia, Norway or wherever electricity/real estate equation works out best, pay me enough and I'll be the site admin practically anywhere.

    1. Re:Cheap real-estate and green electricity by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      One problem with a remote data center is that you still need someone with both a clue and fluent technical English skills to rack equipment, do cabling, etc. This is surprisingly hard to come by even in the US.

  63. Let's put it like this by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's put it like this: the very same institutions "where a disruption will affect global markets and everything that follows" have, about a dozen times in the last year alone, copied sensitive data on some sales-guy's laptop and it got lost. Some of the very same institutions had got pwned and had zombies. Some of the very same institutions have offshored that kind of data to places where it's entirely out of their control, just because it was a couple of dollars cheaper. (And I don't mean just to India, but also EU banks discovering that their whole customer data is in the hands of Swift... who'll pretty much give it to anyone who asks. So they can't fulfill their _legal_ privacy obligations in the EU, much less whatever extra they promised their customers.) Some of the same institutions allowed personal laptops on the intranet without any extra checks. Some of the same institutions will cheerfully tell any data over the phone if you just claim to be someone else. At least one such institution was probed by leaving 20 virused USB sticks in front of the front door, once a day, and 17 of those got actually used. At least one got pwned by "janitors" connecting keylogger gizmos between each keyboard and the computer. Some of the very same institutions forgot to disable employees' logins after firing them... or had one login for the whole department on everything except the personal workstation, so there's no easy way to invalidate it for only one employee. Etc.

    Do you honestly see no disconnect there?

    Because from where I stand, it looks like building an anti-asteroid defense system on my roof, but leaving the front door open. Not just unlocked, but wide open. It's ensuring against a SF threat, but being blissfully oblivious to the real every day threat.

    You want decent physical security? A normal building and a couple of guards can offer you just that. You don't need to be dug in 50 ft below the ground. Put it on the last floor, so it doesn't get flooded, too.

    Even if they sent some ninjas/007/mission-impossible/whatever types to physically steal your data, noone's going to blow up your freakin' wall to get in. So whether it's 50 ft of mountain or 1 ft of concrete, it's irrelevant. Unless those computers are (A) not connected to anything outside the bunker, and (B) not serviced by any humans, there are _far_ easier ways to get to that data.

    _That_ is why I'll call it ego masturbation. I'm not against sane physical security, but, please. When something is this disproportionately blown out of any proportion or usefulness, I have this gut feeling that there wasn't much (real) analysis done when choosing it.

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    1. Re:Let's put it like this by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You've got the scale all wrong. A relatively small breach of data (account data on a laptop or whatever) is a far cry from bringing down a major piece of the global financial market infrastructure (and yes, we really do process enough activity to warrant that description).

      My company lost two of our four major data centers in the 9/11 attack on the WTC. Completely independent of the many other effects of 9/11, the loss of those data centers and the related downtime and confusion and disruption of service had major financial repercussions for our Fortune 50 company for years to come. Yes, a giant bunker is a great thing to have for data centers of a certain size, complexity, and value. It's just a piece of a much larger strategy, but there isn't any ego-stroking involved. It simply doesn't work that way in the real world.

      It's just a business decision. Relative to the loss potential of that kind of disruption (which we now understand in a very detailed and personal way), the cost of sheer overkill in physical security (and not just in the childish "ninja attack" sense) is relatively insignificant.

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  64. Thanks for the correction by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the correction, I'll try to remember it. Still, what with not being a native English speaker nor in an English speaking country, if that's the worst blunder I've made... I'll take it as a compliment :P

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  65. Outsourcing... by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

    You forgot about outsourcing with insufficient control on the handling of data. You may work at a bank, for an example (but it could be medical data for a hospital or insurance company) but the person on minimum wage cleaning data who works for another company doesn't give a fig for the data.

  66. WiFi reception... by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

    ...would be a bitch down there I think

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    The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
  67. Digging that deep by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    Makes me worry about balrogs. Khazad-dûm had that problem you know and dwarves are known for their data centers.

    --
    One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
  68. Hiding in plain sight by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Sounds competently done. Other folks try for the same outcome and can fall short.

    I've had occasional reasons to visit some of our "secret" government offices, usually multi-agency installations sort-of gathered under a DHS umbrella. The last one I went to had no sign outside, no sign on the door, no number on the door. How did I know I was standing at the right door? In this non-descript office building in a ho-hum industrial park, there were 50 cars parked outside with US government plates. Inside the building the only unmarked door had more sensors, locks, keypads and other high-tech doodads than I could comprehend. They might as well have put up a neon sign with a big arrow pointing at the door and saying "This way to the secret lair!!!"

    Then the clerk (yes, the *clerk*) who let me in turned out to be a guy I had known from years back. I hadn't recognized his name when we spoke on the phone because he'd been issued an official alias, complete with duplicate ID. (Take it from me, if you want good fake ID, get Uncle Sam to make it for you. Nobody does it better.) He realized who I was and looked kinda sheepish when I called him by his real name.

    For the entire time I worked there that day, the Special Agents in the place looked at me kinda funny. They just didn't seem to understand why I seemed so amused by everything around me.

    1. Re:Hiding in plain sight by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a story (maybe apocryphal) about how some foreign country with which there had been recent tensions knew the US was about to attack because one night at the Pentagon they observed a ton of people working after hours and a steady stream of late night pizza deliveries.

  69. De Waag by hanzdamanz · · Score: 1

    The stangest datacenter I've been to is in "De Waag". It was build in 1488 and was originally part of the city walls of Amsterdam.
    It only has five racks if I recall correctly, but it's very cool to see modern technology in such a medieval setting.

    More info and pictures here.

  70. My company did install work at Infobunker... by Gybrwe666 · · Score: 1

    When APC sold them the power, we were contracted to go in there and install a lot of the infrastructure. One of my co-workers actually did a lot of the work. It's a pretty cool place, according to him, and apparently the guy got it dirt-cheap compared to having to actually build the physical infrastructure himself. One of the NOC's we work at in St. Louis cost something like $80m, and this was a small fraction of that, with definite advantages over a traditional above ground data center.

    It's an impressive place. And while having EMP shielding might be a bit stupid (do you need your servers up *AFTER* everyone is dealing with a nuke strike, truly?) having things like seismic shocks, already laid multiple fiber paths directly connected to major providers, redundant path power and water, that sort of thing if pretty damn hard to get when you build it yourself. This guy waltzed in with all that ready to go.

    Bill

  71. Getting data lines to unique locations? by reed · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of great places to put datacenters, not just for novelty reasons but because of the natural advantages of the site. Where I live there are lots of old brick mill buildings that would be easy to cool, and could be powered at least partially by water power. The problem is that they're all many miles from any kind of existing backbone link.

  72. Re:Best one I've seen - westgate mall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So - is it Westgate mall in Ottawa? There's some software company on the top floor, in the old movie theatre - I think there's an escalator...

  73. this is too literal... by garompeta · · Score: 1

    this is a whole new approach to datamining... maybe a misunderstanding between the CFO and the CEO? CFO: "Sir, we need to perform datamining to retrieve more information about the interests and needs of our customers..." CEO: "Ah, you always one step behind me... I already bought the mine, now we are moving the datacenter over there..." CFO: "That's not precisely what it means..." CEO: "Zip it!, Less excuses and more productivity! c'mon move your ass"

  74. Yeah, US Govt. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the NSA used to do that as well. They have their own exit off of the Baltimore-Washington parkway. It used to be unmarked and heavily-fortified.

    Gee whiz, wonder what that is there.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  75. Re:BC Datacenter Move Replaces Linksys Infrastruct by berashith · · Score: 1

    I for one am glad they are sending cold air to the backs of the racks. It doesn't matter quite so much in this case as there is so much crap in the plenum that the air flow is already killed before it has a chance to get to the out vents. Oh ya, one more gripe... people will bring trash, dust, liquid, and a potential of pressing shiny buttons and pulling on cords.

    This is more train-wreck than datacenter.

  76. Pizza deliveries by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    The way I heard it, the "something's up because of all the pizza deliveries" story had something to do with activity at the White House during Watergate. I looked it up at Snopes and couldn't find anything.

    Anybody out there know the source of this story?

    1. Re:Pizza deliveries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't Watergate. Pizza delivery wasn't really common until the mid-80's. It was during the first Gulf War that this happened.

  77. Inside a greenhouse? by slcdb · · Score: 1

    I was in Italy this summer and when I was in Portofino, they were getting ready to film a movie at Castello Brown. As I was touring the castle, I came across a little greenhouse outside and couldn't help but notice that they (the movie people, apparently) had set up a small data center inside it.

    I dunno, seems like an awfully strange place to be setting up a data center.

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    Despite what EULAs say, most software is sold, not licensed.
  78. Penny Arcade warns you... by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    When looking for strange places to build your data center there are things to consider first.

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    "To be is to do." --Socrates
    "To do is to be." -- Aristotle
    "Do-Be-Do-Be-Do..." --Sinatra
  79. A chapel? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry guys, it's been done before. Didn't anyone here go to RPI?