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  1. Already happening on Robots Teach Autistic Kids Social Skills · · Score: 1

    Robots have been teaching social skills on the internet for years now, for instance, I've learned that women like to have a group of men standing around them ejaculating on their face, to be called hoes, & they like to tell you they're hot, wet, & ready for you.

  2. Re:Ummm on Robots Teach Autistic Kids Social Skills · · Score: 1

    I'd like to find out how much one of theese robots that babysi, teaches autistic children social skil,

    But father, I'm not aut *SMACK*

    As I was saying before I was soo rudely interrupted, how much for the robot, & does medicare cover it ?

  3. Duhh on Verizon Copper Cutoff Traps Customers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Customers are supposed to be informed by both the sales person and the installer that their first-mile copper will be cut, and this is not happening.

    From a sales point of view, why would you want to tell someone "Oh by the way, there's no turning back, if you decide you don't like FIOS, you're fucked because we're going to cut the old line as soon as you switch" ? Alot of people are going to be disturbed by that & it could be the deal breaker in alot of cases.

    From a Verision point of view [font size="0.002"]maintaining both networks must be pretty expensive[/font].

    It's like polar bears going to a new iceburg when they realize the one they're on is about to rollover. Some polar bears are going to have a shitty time making the swim to the new iceburg, but the quicker everyone gets over there it better.
  4. Re:Internal illegal sharing site ? on MediaDefender Denies Entrapment Accusations · · Score: 1

    I know, but if we took their words for it, wouldn't that mean that they had an illegal sharing site setup & the lawyers should be going after them ?

  5. Sore thumbs on Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns · · Score: 1

    Why do police always stick out like sore thumbs ?

    Uniformed officers are easy enough to avoid, I can only imagine how many episodes of Americas' dumbest criminals are going to be based on criminals dumb enough to get anywhere near these robots.

  6. Evil doers on Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns · · Score: 2

    Anyone want to bet me that this project gets scrapped in less than a year due to "malfunctioning" bots that zap officers more than civilians ?

  7. Way to piss off your family on Ancient Robot Was Programmed with Rope · · Score: 1
    From the video

    I took my sons scooter & cut it in half

    Thanks alot dad !

    I cut up some broomsticks

    Thanks hun, hope you don't mind me putting a new vaccuum on the card !
  8. Costing charity money on Thieves Using Stolen Credit Cards to Make Donations · · Score: 1

    So realisticly, this is actually costing charities time & resources they shouldn't otherwise be using ?
    That's pretty low, even for thieves.

  9. Internal illegal sharing site ? on MediaDefender Denies Entrapment Accusations · · Score: 1

    I'm confused, does this mean Media Defender just got busted sharing music ?

  10. Natural on Half-Squid, Half-Octopus Discovered Off of Hawaii · · Score: 3, Funny

    It all looks the same in the dark.

  11. Trust on Microsoft States GPL3 Doesn't Apply to Them · · Score: 1

    This makes Opensource look very untrustworthy to me.

  12. Ripples on FCC Rules Open Source Code Is Less Secure · · Score: 1

    Around the world, people who were in the middle of saying "What the IRS doesn't know, can't hurt me !" suddenly stopped & asked, "Did you feel that, there's a disturbance in the force".

  13. Re:Should be quite easy to do on Motorists Sue Over 'Hot' Fuel · · Score: 1

    I know a guy who lifts the droop out of the hose when he's done pumping to make sure none of his gas remains in the hose.

  14. Nice Registration Form on Auction Site To Sell Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    ATTENTION! In order to be able to access the full marketplace services you will be asked to fax us your id card and your telephone number.

    Sure, I'll get right on that.
  15. Re:sounds good to me on Auction Site To Sell Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    Why can't we just shoot people caught exploiting theese things again ?

  16. Re:Bidding up on Auction Site To Sell Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    Well on the plus side, we'll probably get a few clues on areas to look at by reading the descriptions.

  17. Bidding up on Auction Site To Sell Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    I don't think the big boys are going to play along here, sicking attack dog lawyers on them would probably be less expensive than trying to outbid a group of people who bid on their own stuff when the companies show interest in paying up.

  18. Re:Hotspot on T-Mobile Announces WiFi Meshing Cellphone · · Score: 1

    I don't know how.

    This is a phone that's supposed to work exclusively with a single carrier, it's also a really really cool phone.
    Sooner or later I think someone's going to break that just because it's exclusive, it might require some sort of mod chip, sorta like videogame consoles seem to use, but I'm betting that it's going to happen somehow.
    There's just too many techy people who want an iPhone but have months left on their contracts with other carriers, or really don't want to change carriers. (like me, I've been with T-Mobile for somthing like 5 years now)

  19. Hotspot on T-Mobile Announces WiFi Meshing Cellphone · · Score: 1

    There's already "T-Mobile Hotspot" commercials playing here in Clearwater Florida, they mention that all your calls at home are free, but they don't mention anything about calls anywhere near any wifi spot, it's still $10.

    I wonder if this will lead to being able to use "hacked" iPhones on T-Mobiles network.

  20. Re:They need a virtual court on Second Life Lawsuit Heads to Federal Court · · Score: 1

    Then I could make a fortune selling virtual soap on a rope.

  21. Re:WOW on Second Life Lawsuit Heads to Federal Court · · Score: 1

    I have a sneaking suspician that CmdrTaco is into the virtual sanchez.

  22. Re:They should pay on MPAA Sets Up Fake Site to Catch Pirates · · Score: 1

    Ha ha ! We taught them a lesson they'll never forget !

    Now, where'd I put that copy of The Matrix, seriously, I can't find it in all this static.

  23. Re:Pinocchio on Second Life Lawsuit Heads to Federal Court · · Score: 1

    Disney Hentai. Google it... if you dare.

    Are you kidding ?

    That's one of the first things I did when I was introduced to the internet, I even made a geocities website about it.
  24. Re:Cell growth != smarter on Researchers Claim Pheromones Trigger Brain Cell Growth · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's because in those situations, the male is actually emitting Fearomones.

  25. Keeping up with my generation on Minisode Network Condenses TV Shows to Under Six Minutes · · Score: 1

    It's refreshing to see TV is keeping pace with my sex drive.