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  1. Re:You don't have to watch everything on Minisode Network Condenses TV Shows to Under Six Minutes · · Score: 1

    Have you ever had anyone superglue your eyelashes to your eyebrows when you were passed out drunk ?

  2. Pinocchio on Second Life Lawsuit Heads to Federal Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm a toy maker," Alderman explained. "I'm an erotic Geppetto."

    I bet anyone who read that will never look at Pinocchio the same.
  3. Re:No Typo on Perpetual Energy Machine Getting Lots of Attention · · Score: 1

    Since time=money, & their machine exploits time, well, I'll just leave the rest up to you.

  4. Re:Would this be the formula? on New Drug Helps to Dampen Bad Memories · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's also the generics' formula, Cr4+Ck

  5. Re:Or... Not on Free the iPhone from AT&T · · Score: 1
    Are you sure ?

    Per AT&Ts terms of service: If you cancel your AT&T service within 30 days you do not have to pay an early termination fee; and if you cancel within 3 days you get a refund of your activation fee.

  6. Re:Right on Free the iPhone from AT&T · · Score: 1

    Didn't Apple use some sort of fake security thing to throw people off ages ago ?

    The real account must be named "grandma", no hacker would ever think to look there.

  7. THPS on Ocarina of Time — Best Game Ever? · · Score: 1

    Tony Hawk should be in the top 10.

  8. Re:You're kidding, right ? on Credit Industry Opposes Anti-ID Theft Method · · Score: 1

    They live in a gated community though, don't they ?

  9. Re:You're kidding, right ? on Credit Industry Opposes Anti-ID Theft Method · · Score: 1

    It's like robbing a house with a barking dog - why bother when the neighbor doesn't have one?

    People only lock things when they've got somthing to hide.
    Why rob their neighbor if you know they don't have anything ?
  10. You're kidding, right ? on Credit Industry Opposes Anti-ID Theft Method · · Score: 1

    Some states required that credit bureaus give consumers a four-digit number they can use to quickly unfreeze an account.

    So all that's needed is a 4 digit number to bypass the freeze ?
  11. Re:sigh on Dot-Com Work Culture Making a Comeback? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't an Offshoring 2.0 actually be Reshoring 1.0 for the U.S. ?

  12. Back on Dot-Com Work Culture Making a Comeback? · · Score: 1

    I'm bringing Geeky back, those other Geeks don't know how to act.

  13. Re:Countdown until AoMP3 reappears in China/Brasil on Allofmp3 Shut Down, Again · · Score: 1

    That's a REALLY good question.

  14. Eynak East on Microsoft Doesn't Care About Destroying Linux · · Score: 1

    Microsoft doesn't care about Linux people.

  15. Re:Brute Force? on Recognizing Your Own Handwriting As A Password · · Score: 1

    I really thought you were going to say "genitalia" instead of "handwriting."

    It would certainly have been funnier.

    You can say that again.

    But my dad's secretary would be even better at recognizing his.

  16. Re:have to hide my hand writing? on Recognizing Your Own Handwriting As A Password · · Score: 1

    Nah, the waiter will just use the frequent patron system to sign it for you automaticly.

  17. Re:Good luck on Recognizing Your Own Handwriting As A Password · · Score: 1

    You sound like me, I never sign the same way twice.

  18. Re:Brute Force? on Recognizing Your Own Handwriting As A Password · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the greatest caught masturbating at work coverup I've ever heard.

  19. Re:Wacky Race on Cart Locking System Released as Open Source · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, your cart would be locked too, would it not. Rather kills the point, I think...

    Not if I leave my basket at the end of the isle.
    My neighbor would see that & try to intimidate me with his cart rushing towards me.
  20. Wacky Race on Cart Locking System Released as Open Source · · Score: 4, Funny

    This 4th of July when both me & my neighbor get our lazy asses to the grocery store to get cookout supplies at the last minute, I will laugh evily when he flies over the handlebars & lands in his basket when we're both 10 feet away from the last case of beer.

  21. Re:I'm sure on Far Future Will See No Evidence of Universe's Origin · · Score: 1

    I hope I was a nipple in a previous life.

  22. Re:Not in the game anymore on Fighting Online Game Cheating in Hardware · · Score: 1

    Very few actually want to spend the effort to cheat.

    It only takes one person to figure out how to cheat.

    This is computers we're talking about here, as long as a program can be written to automate steps to take in order to cheat, people are going to cheat.
  23. Re:Not in the game anymore on Fighting Online Game Cheating in Hardware · · Score: 1

    If only it were a small minority.
    If you get anyone away from other people, they'll cheat if they know they can get away with it.

    Nobody cares about the game, they just want to win & they'll do anything to do it as long as they know they aren't going to get caught.

    That's just what I see happening.

  24. Not in the game anymore on Fighting Online Game Cheating in Hardware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody seems to care how good a game is, "the game" is all about finding ways to cheat no matter which game you're playing.

  25. Re:Antartica on Dell To Sell Advanced Server Cooling Systems · · Score: 1

    Because we don't want high latency to our servers?

    Fiber Optics wouldn't be fast enough ?